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# Oh, so very obvious...

*ahem* larger...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Would
Though chafing may be a problem...

Ps. Woo, and clicky. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Some silicon grease would do the trick...
;-)

Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Get out of this pub
You're burred!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# It's about time time, too..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# This is ultra Woo!
Well done - as always
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Cheers, Mr BA!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# dirty boy :)
I likes it a lot :D

w/y/h *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Yeah, I know....
It's been far too much time since.....


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# *crosses legs*
Yep, that's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# what, being kicked in the nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Errrr, well - no
You know *exactly* what I'm talking about...


Edit: Well, perhaps not 'exactly'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# ah, playing hide the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Yep, that'd be the one.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# nice composition
also: I've heard of chiseled cheek-bones before, but this is something new :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# *doffs bowler*
Many thanks, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# very very very nicely made :)
unless there is a sexy robot filter I do not know of... :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# You Fiend, sir!
;-)

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# foracious as always
...*isn't sure if that's a word... wings it anyway*

*subtlely substitutes the f for a v...*

phew no one noticed
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# What? Eh? Oh yes...
/blind as a bat blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Sweet . . . plus I messed around with your . . . confluence . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Jeezy!
That's real head-fuckery, right there!

Woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# excellent stuff
as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# *bows very low*
Many, many thanks, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# *coughs*
Tits?
Where?


/not convincing anyone blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Grunty, I reckon your tits are artificially enhanced.
/spoilsport etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Well, sir, they were always
yours to fondle.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# *accidentally tears out a clump of hairs and kicks over the red wine bottle in the ensuing kerfuffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Noooo!
The last of the Rioja!

Right, off to the 7-11, you...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I'm tense.
It's a beige carpet, and this is a very expensive hotel room.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Salt - Get Salt from the mini-bar!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# *scrapes salt off the peanuts*
oh god it's drying out.

Hang on, I think my mate's kid has got a credit card...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Oi - leave that - we need it for chopping the coke...
Go see if next door have got some.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# *knock knock*
"Erm, hello mate. Have you got any salt?"

"Are you taking the fuckin' piss?"

"Erm... "
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# bwahahaha....
You star, sir....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# cool
but the necklace looks suspiciously like it has been purchased from Argos
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Ratners....
please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# superb
oozes class:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Many thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Silly ice woman.
Metal brassiere is not adequate protection from sun's radiation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I've told her once,
I've told her a thousand times....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# That's very cool.
Needs kettle man though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# No, you've lost me....
Kettle Man?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# hey, this is top-notch, as per Gruntfuttock.
reminds me of some cutscreen for that bird from Tekken 3. Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# fuck
yes!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# £150 by the hour to you, sir.
Airport call-outs extra

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# it's a done deal
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
and click
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
and thank you....

Edit: And fantastic sig, sir...

"He stands to be insulted and he pays for the privilege..."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# why thank you
:D
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Dot Ball
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ace!
these really do funny things to my eyes. keep it up :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Hard to tell if they're comin' or goin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Grab life by the balls!
Very funky indeed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# That's what's needed a tune called funky balls to go with it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Somehow Isaac Hayes comes to mind
/Chocolate Salty Funky Balls
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Ooooooooooh . . . groooooooooooovy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Arrrgh!!!!Domino attack!!!
Woo.

Also...Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# G'night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Processing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Proseeding . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# whoa
that is having a very strange effect on my head
nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Keepa you eye ona da ball . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# it's a dominoe effect Jim....
but not as we know it:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Slam Bam !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# oh yeaah?
eye-rape.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# that's strangely soothing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hah, I've seen Kings of Power 4 Billion %!
That's nothing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Buuuuuhhhh fuuuhhhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Fuuuhhhhhhhh buuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# *stares*
*is mesmerised*

Great stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Good eye exercise !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Win!


cos this will never have bindun - ever!

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Zooooooooom!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# you can't "win" yourself! it doesn't work that way!
....but this does kind of win. go you.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hmmmmm
I do get your point but experience tells me this is the only way :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# it's okay
i'm in a holding pattern of shamelessly whoring myself

www.b3ta.com/links/297301


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# me too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MEDK3Za8OQ

*Slinks away*

Vurry noice btw-
but can it be looped?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It says thanks . . . when I click the fifth star !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# it is the correct star!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# clickety
click
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I agree.
The worst thing in the world (well, nearly) is people who phone you up and call themselves 'Mr This' or 'Mrs That'.

It's an honorific title. One does NOT bestow it upon oneself. It's crass and vulgar, and a signifier of ignorance.

Like most of the pictures I post, for example.

(Having said that, I wish Roger Hargreaves had lived long enough to write 'Mr This' or 'Little Miss That')
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I did succeed in bestowing a nickname upon myself
when i was in high school. I went up to random attractive girls (my confidence was so high in those days) and asked them, as if i had known them for years, if from now on they could call me "tiger"

within a month i knew all of these girls better and could walk down the hallway between class periods and hear people shout "hey tiger!" true story.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Haha! If only I'd thought of this
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Good tale, tiger!
I wish I'd read that when I was 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# haha :D
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# haha!
i like this!
Also: i now have incentive to buy my own house.
So's i can do THIS to my bathroom tiles.
although, someone clearly doesn't know how to play...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# No more Tears
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# all the hallmarks
of a gem:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Done :-)
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I tell ya: if Shakespeare were alive...


Edit: just realised I've misspelt "jacqui" and also that I can't be arsed to put it right.

Edit 2: typo fixed. i can sleep easy.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# ha!
how very Mail :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Pfft I love the line
"Have some of our Dole"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Cheers
I did it last week and made the mistake of posting it in the new compo threadrush, zero replies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# yeah - we've all been there.
it's like having your child swept away in the tube rush hour.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# TIMMMMMMMMMYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Hark . . . I prithee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Yay!
"Hark unto the wailing of the bankers, for they hie even unto their stately homes, therein to watch spinning platters laden with lust and two-handed bottom stretching."
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Haaaaahahahaa . . . you bard you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# :)
Old Will would have been right at home here. Fart gags, cock jokes, lewdness and obscenity - all entirely his bag....
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# "All the worlds a porno and all the men(and women) are merely people who pay taxes so you can watch it."
Suprisingly forward thinking that shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# excellent.
I refer the honourable b3tan to my post from earlier this evening on that very same subject.

*departs to create "subsidised wanking for all" protest banner*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I think I commented on it :)
Have I not been paying the wank tax?

I hope there isn't one.. I'll have run up such a bill by now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# VAT on looping mpegs FTW
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# That's what you get for wanking to pelicans.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# To the tune of the Love Boat , "O-bama will be making another run..."
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# The Love Boat
showing our age, are we? :)
and cheers...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hehe - I grew up with that TV theme. Its forever etched in my memory
Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# arses!
and now it's rattling around in my head too :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# HAHA
There is no cure for that recurring theme
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# OH YES THERE IS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mg8m49vSM8

g'night all and sundry
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Aceness.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# merci merci
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Woo yay verily
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Cheers
and give my regards to York next time you're there...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# "pineapple and grapefruit"



Thanks to Flowerpot for the suggestion..
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Totally !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# if anyone ever murders you
all they need do is show the jury these pics
and they'd get off scot free
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# "anyone"?
*looks for knives amongst Micto's person*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# do one with the word 'clam'?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# have you done "it's spitting outside" yet?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I tried once
I shall endeavour again
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# yay!
and now I am frightened of the possible spitting thing. what will it be, I wonder? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# "safesearch" will be on


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# 100% pure tropical
Is your next one going to display cans of Mountain Dew, with the comment - there's a lot of Dew outside?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Dew...Jew
Cheers!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# sweet jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# ok, now you've gone too far!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# it's raining cats and dogs here:(
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# how about..
it's brass monkeys out there

?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Done.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# pah!
suggested dewy off the back of the last lot, but got swept away.. :D

blowing a gale? (picture of marcus gayle, former wimbledon player, getting a blowie?)

areas of low pressure (flat bike tyre)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# battlesaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# mecha dinosaurs FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# werent there some toys like that?
back in ye olde 80s?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Zoids?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# no - more 'rubbery' ones
zoids were ace, but these were huge realistic dinos with laser guns and saddles.

Im thinking 'cadillacs and dinosaurs', but i could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# dino riders!
i've been racking my brain for the last half hour trying to remember that
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Zoids
and with that I'm off to bed - have a good gayshift all you b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Woof!
very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Marvellous-tastic!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# that is wonderful
It must have been a shock to him when he shat that mechdino out of his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# That would freak out any emeny just by the mere sight and or sound of it approaching !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# you are unrepentent beauty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# smiles-the lil'gun in his hand
compared to the big one that is his head..:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# cocks ahoy!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hahahaha :D
watch that cock fly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Top cockage.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# ... and I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha top spluffage

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha!Ace!
Edit:

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Pffft
*sprays monitor with saliva*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# COCKS AWAY!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Yea... but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha, fucking hell!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# FACECOCK!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Haha
remember kids, cocks are not toys.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# finally
a cock to admire
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# COCK
Edit: oh fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# james may would love us wouldnt he?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Oh cock
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# he looks very zoidberg there
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# "and you want which end where?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# let me count the cocks in that pic
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# EUGH
I have just seen a clip of manky cocks on The Sex Education Show on Channel 4.

I need eye-bleach. Now.
(AMadDayYes, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Have a naughty dog pearost
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha - home lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Now that
is brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I seem to have been drawing an awful lot of CDCs lately
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# An awful, awful lot
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# A worrying number of which also involve barney
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Uh-oh
Don't think the board can take much more cock!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I know
funniest cock-rush I've seen for quite some time. And now I can't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Pffffffffffffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# oh now there's a cock post
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/emmaluv2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# dudes:)
*struggles with wagon-wheel concept*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Shizzle Shizzle Gang Bang?

They're going backwards off the hill!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Optical trickery!
it changes direction depending on where you look!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# fresh!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# is that from dick dastardly
the whatsit street mob
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Wacky Races and Ant Hill Mob?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# yay
brain was on hold

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Haha,
the ant hill mob.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# oi
where's the woo, wally

it excellent and worthy of my finest click
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# To Bel-Air!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# hell yeah!
i've worked on a chrysler like that!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha-----oh yes!
love the fluidity too....ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# *glees*
I am liking this lots!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# haha :D
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Ya yeah . . . snoopin' down the highway !
Listenin' to The Snoppy Brothers . . . ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# That's what I would call a whooptie.
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I was bored...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# hahahaa
Are they goldies?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I've lost track of the sauce now,
but no, some other idiot...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# TEEFS!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Awww what a cute littOH MY GOD! MY FINGER!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# can it be milked?
failing that, can it be pawned?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# or Bishoped?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# He will be kidnapped and killed when the value of gold is at an all time high
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# nice grill



dawg
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# TEEFS!

click for big
i have no idea why this makes me giggle so much everytime i see it, i made it, and it should have got boring by now
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# can Richard Gere put it up his arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Nothing is impossible. He can indeed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Aww so cute
Get bored more often!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Gold teefsssss!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Awww
Poor thing's cold.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
#
c g
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Gnice gnashers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# aaaaaw...precious
*gets pliers*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I need new teeth
where can i get a whole set of new teeth without digging anyone up?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Yay!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha
fuuuuuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Thaaaaaaaaars gold in them thar teefs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Hosted by Bob Hope (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003)


I have no idea where this came from exactly, but save me a seat on the sub to Hull just to be sure eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# is the TV someone you know?
9 times out of ten it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# It's not rape if you use the remote
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Erm.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Yeah...
sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# don't worry
the rest of us are having a field day with it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Is this televised rape or rape of a television?
The people must know.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# great song that
"rape your television"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I'm thinking the former
but with an in-show mini game of the latter
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# This satisfies all my interests
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# this is exactly what i needed after 8 hours of boring work
followed by 4 hours of boring meeting

nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# cheers
my parry is with you and your boring work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# make meetings more interesting
by trying to work out who is instaining whomever else
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# NOW you tell me :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# mmm trannies
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
If this was done here in Australia it would be full of Rugby League players
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Far more wholesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I don't see any difference.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Well those girls are safe for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# haha! yes!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# You be begging me for mercy.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# so that's wherre the expression
'fuck a duck' came from?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# seriously, she looks
like she's holding an AK47

someone...?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Here ya go...With slightly less seamage now...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# guerilla style
I like :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# she sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum
awful singer
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Indeed.
I hate warblers!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
#
did someone delete a thread?
or is the "view older posts" thing not working proper?
b3ta.com/board/9321888 ...maybe i'm going blind?
all appeared now... stupid non loading page!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# With jublies like those, who wouldn't!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# WUT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Where has that little tinker been recently?
Is he OK I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I have him stored in my private bunker...
* for personal use only.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Arf!
& Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# This made more sense when I thought she was holding a machine gun
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# 'Thay hello to my litthle friend!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# See above^^^


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Duffy?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I caught her Coca Cola ad the other day.
I honestly thought the people at the TV Station had actually set that ad on a slight fast forward when she opened her mouth.
She could do cabaret at the wailing wall and no one would notice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# this is
Mister incredible meets Elastagirl meets boobywoman,
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I'd Duck It !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# *spangs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Do not want!

sorry... I'm bored
evening all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hehehe
'ning... how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Nay bad ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Yay!
Those birds are totally amazing and very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# They're wonderful.
me likey
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Indeeds
they are most wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Hahaha parp!
You came last time:

b3ta.com/calendar/event/19027
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Ohhhh
bit early to say yet, but shall keep it in mind
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I like those birds!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha I feel good nur na nur na na na na
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
this is much better :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Shake that tail feather !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Bird of parpadise?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# you know...
I've no idea what they are
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha....best way to impress a bird
i use that technique all the time:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I demand video evidence!*

*may not
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Oh I do
definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# haha
Ningles Sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# well played chunders
nice to see you in the game and being a playa :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# arfs
been having a major hummus drought :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Hehehe!
Dorty boid! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Now there's some top spongage!

evening chunders!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Evening sir
and ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# fabulous
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Nicely done!
But it hardly needs shopping. Love how the female is backing away as if to say "ooookaaaay..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# the great cell mast cull of 2009
was semi-successful according to the lumberjacks...



those cell mast lumberjacks are consistent, if nothing else

Biggar
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# what are they, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Agents of death.
see: www.b3ta.com/board/9322172
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# cell masts.
cellphone cell area transmission transponder devices upon a mast.

Cell masts.

Masts not towers.

Masts.

CELL MASTS.

now for homework I want you to read chapter three about Dawkinson's disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# is that the one where your knob falls off?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# T___I___M___B___E___R !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
#


Woo to Mr Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# and here's me thinking it's a tone oF voice
MECHANT FILS, GERRIE, AVAIS A LA CHAMBRE PAS DE LA NOODLE DE LA POT, ECOUTES MOI?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# \o/
Hurrah for woodland!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# It's a really nice picture

But all the masts make me feel uncomfortable. Not from fear of radiation or something, just about the way people fuck up this planet more and more.

.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# considering I was looking out the back of a motorway hotel
with 150km of tarmac each way and a gasoil/essence station near by feeding the cars and lorries and coaches going to london

the cellphone masts are really the icing on the cake :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ah marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# update of an old one
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# MONA TIEM!

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# That is just lovely

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# So's that
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# yes!
that's at home right here that is:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Better?
Or were you just joking down there? \/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Ha! I was joking!!
13th was fine!

20th is too close to my wedding aniv!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Good, 13th is better for me aswell :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# She just keeps getting stranger all the while !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hehe

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# That makes my tonsils itch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# is that a good thing?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# It has me worried . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# it's BOD
doo doodly doo-doo-doo, doo-do--do--doo doo, do do do dooo, dooo, doodoo doo dooodly do,
(repeat)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Super
clickityclick.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# eh yep
;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahah
subtle :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Lego bewbs!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# phwoar!
cleavage too...one hot bitch:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# pffft plus
...the detail in the hands is exceptional:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *NNNNNNNg*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# hahah
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ooooooooooooh Mona . . . giving head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# good execution
I didn't laugh until I saw the ice-warrior claws....then I did....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# That was what was missing from the last version
I just couldn't leave it like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Nice
I remember an awesome one with Brian Sewell in. Any idea whose that was?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Blue gundam, huzzah!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Top drawer.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Thankee!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# OH FUCK IT'S CRONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# WHERE?!
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# 13:6
And lo, Cronk arose on wings of pure gold, and he did speak to the faithful, and it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Ooh.
nice!

Also: TJ.
I made a Catnipp link!
geocities.com/tdk199/potassium.html

I always wanted to make up a conspiracy theory...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Oh ffs
I've taken that stuff when I had a thyroid scan.
Now I stop using my mobile phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Ha!
No, I just made it all up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Well done
It sounded as authentic as everything else!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Easy, eh?
only took an hour while the Mrs was watching 'America's Got Fat People' or whatever it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahaaaa!
oh boris, i could hug you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Cor, that's dedication.
Unfortunately, The Man will be punishing you for revealing their secrets in due course.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I'm wondering where i can post tht to cause maximum mischief.
There's a world of wibbles in t'net. I wonder how many will believe it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Nicely.
That Iodine-131 can be a cunt. See: Chernobyl and the wrongful (too late) distribution of Potassium Iodide.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I'm working in nuclear medicine at the moment.
They love giving it to thyroid patients.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Uh huh uh huh. I wouldn't know.
I do know that the doses given to people in Pripyat emitted 25R (outdated measure of dose, I know) internally, and 25R externally per hour and Potassium Iodide only served to seal it in, not keep it out.

Anyway - I'm off now. TATAAAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# TATAAAR TTSSATTRR
YIOJNKHRVTYHBKNJKLJKB
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Just take this little pill and all will be well
It will only destroy your thyroid which was never diseased in the first fucking place.

Thank fuck I had the sense to realise the 'shoot the messenger' approach was a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# It's much easier to treat an underactive thyroid rather than overactive,
so they do tend towards overkill.
Unless it's thyroid cancer, in which case they practically nuke the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# In my book
the only reason to zap a thyroid is when it's cancerous.

Overkill is putting it mildly. Anti thyroid drugs are extremely effective in so many patients yet so many are not given the option and are advised to have a healthy gland killed forever with RAI.

It's a fucking disgrace and makes my blood boil.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I don't really know about other treatments for overactive thyroids.
Over here, they never try to destroy a thyroid unless it's cancerous. The glands remaining production can then be supplemented with hormone replacement drugs, which is apparently easy and relatively side-effect free.
I do seem to remember something about the drugs used to treat overactive thyroids having more significant side effects.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# There are very many people in the UK who've had their healthy thyroid zapped
as a first resort.
This was just a few years ago and have things really changed that much?
Anyway, I'd best not use this board for a prolonged rant on this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I suppose it depends on whether you call an overactive gland healthy.
Anyway, this is all the Doctor's decision. By the time it gets to us it's all been agreed with.
I generally trust them to advise properly on the best treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Oh I am not pointing a finger at the men in the lead coats!
And by the way, most problems with thyroids are caused by antibodies and the thyroids are merely reacting to them because they (the antibodies) cleverly mask themselves (like ninjas) as blocking or stimulating messages to produce more/less T4.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# The fools!
Bread is just as good deterrent against radiation!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I dig those boots !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# We just had a powercut, so I did a thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# He IS well hung.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Thursday Next
Are you Jasper Fforde?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I love his books.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# So do I
It is odd reading the Nursery Crime ones, as they are based where I live. Can wait to read his new one, where the class system is based on what colours and how many you can see
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I liked those best
the fourth bear is very good.

Thursday Next went a bit weak in the middle, but First Among Sequels is coming along nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I need to get back to reading them, my head isn't in a reading mood at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I organise a Jasper Fforde ffiesta in Swindon now and again
He asked me to (it's a long story). You should come. It's not a convention, it's much much more surreal and funny than that.

edit: Have a link www.ffordeffiesta.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Remind me nearer the date or when the tickets go on sale
I will consider it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# The next one takes place in 1985
well it's actually in 2010, but we are theming the whole thing as a 1985 event.

We will be staging "Hamlet - Prince of Zombies", which features the classic line "To Not To Be, Or To Not To Not To Be - That Is The Question"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Eh, wah, wuh?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Books
Bloody excellent books
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Was there a person called clive in these books then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# There was a Swindon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# which is a shame
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# The Thursday Next books are based in Swindon
I think there is a Clive
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# He has a birthday cake for a hand.
That is a silly.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Got a light ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Fuck
Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# If I find out you /board people have stolen our Cronk, there'll be hell to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# COME BACK TO US CRONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Yup, we're angry and not afraid to show it.
If Cronk does stop by here, just link him to /talk please. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# GET BACK HERE CRONK
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Bring back I Love Horses!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Please give us a description
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Trust me, he needs no description.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
#
BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF CRONK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# You people are weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
#
BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF CRONK
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# CRONK GAVE US BACK I LOVE HORSES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Cronk is eight solid foot of sheer awesome.
You will know when you are in the presence of Cronk.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I NEED CRONK.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# He said you lot were touching him in places he didn't like.
He feels safe here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Life without Cronk is bitter and empty
Return to us, oh Cronk
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# There's very few people left in employment in Swindon
I should think even as a deputy dog his days are numbered
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# shopper's block me.............have a Madge Genta while-u-wait:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Boooooooooooooooooooo
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I always said that she had a cracking set of top bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# She could've shaved them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I am firmly opposed to the shaving of testicles
havingapoo.blogspot.com/2008/10/vasectomy-shave-1.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Would...

err... second thoughts have wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Those pubes have clearly exceeded their scrotum quotum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Remember, what you are seeing here is pubes+breast hair.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I thought they were all the same in this case
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# You need to read up on the 'pubic hair superposition theory'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# As a board nazi (field of expertise: cocks and bollocks, the number of), I don't feel that I have to.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# My word!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Goodness gracious great . . . things a poppin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Cock tuesday!

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# heh heh
wish i'd put a bellend on mine now:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# That's what _____ ______ said !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# arf
name with-held for legal reasons?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# To protect the innocent un-schnipped . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Relentless.......
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# NOI!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# *Spang*
Have you done Parkie?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Yes, I've done Parkie.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Have you done Parkie?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# YES I'VE DONE BLOODY PARKIE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Chilly?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Biting cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# *jots*
Cheers Sweetie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# More via the medium of Gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Don't push your luck now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# If i stop she will be missed!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I'm a pretty good shot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I'll Just drop this here if that's ok. :-D

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I prefer beer...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# It's Polar conditions outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# you got this from April's National Geographic
AICMFP :)
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# ^ This is true, although it wasn't wearing glasses O^O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# how about
dewy?

cats and dogs?

stair-rods?

balmy?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I think you are starting to run out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Nah, they'll just get more and more tenuous.....



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Mmmmmmn . . . it's crunch time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# dresses as people, dressed as crisps
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Shef bash, now up :D
b3ta.com/calendar/event/19027
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# How's he gonna get there...
on a fucking Sunday!!!!!!

:P

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Sssssshhhhh I said subject to change!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I can't make it on the Saturday!!!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# FFS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hehehe!
Should be able to make it.I hope!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Me too.
But I said that last time and ended up going to Butlins instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# haha!!
sings #he's a one maaan baaand waaagon#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Other people have jumped on!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Hahha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# It's nice out.
Think I'll get mine out.
/Morecambe and Wise blog
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# :D
crisp and even
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Q and D, musta bindun
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha!
Not done!!
10/10!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# 'lo board
Mind if I drop this fanboy-drawering here?
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Good evening Mr Johnson
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# mmmm, he seems to be wanting sex
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Who is he, and why is he pushing the mustard?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Lobster Johnson!
Of Hellboy fame.
And he's pushing mustard because I'm colourblind :)
It's supposed to be his glowy burny thing.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# The Blue Arrow
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I like that
It's something I can relate to. Faux fishy superhero. Neat drawing there.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Give her a title and fuck her off.


It worked with Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Who TF is it??
'Cos it ain't Barry Humphries.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I did leave her own mouth in
but she were better without it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# It looks like an Ian Paisley/Jacquie Hybrid packaged as Dame Edna.
Warm?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Cold as dead fish,
the fucking pair of them.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Stephen Fry?


Woo Mr P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I saw that too,
but no.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Ha!
I meant to Exclaim rather than question!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# If it's not him, I don't know who that is
(I do know Dame Edna though)

also: top shop
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9322054
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ah yes
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# oh my god it's the Home Secretary
jeeezis :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Tickle Me Silly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Phwoooaaarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Grand Theft Tatooine

Click for a bit bigger (66k).
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Marvellous!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Want.
But the radio station better not just consist of the same cantina music looped over and over.
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Brillaint
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Very nice.
Grand Moff Tarkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Otter do nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# do you get to run over Sand people?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# excellently done :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Excellent!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# *goes straight for the sand crawler*

nice work sir/madam/jawa!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I'll have a T16
Better top speed
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Yeah, but imagine it crashing into a sand crawler
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# ooh, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)

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