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(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

that is why cats are shits

Looks like some sort of half mantis, half rodent mutation. Brundlefly?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

*Bokes*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Thanks for sharing.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

you're welcome

...

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

was it cayke?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

What a considerate cat

And with that it's good 'noon from me! Enjoy your fun and frolics this weekend x

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

bye, have a good weekedn, x

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

*waves*

Bye!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Why am i looking at your disembodied rodent's head?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

thanks for that

no really. that was great.

(Peter_G, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

ace :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

I wish he/she/it had waited til Sunday when I wasn't eating.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Thank you for posting this

I was going to try and do my own version if you'd left....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

*sets watch*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

-__- ...

...-__-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Did it leave its ass on mars?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Fs7U3sG4s&feature=related

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

well eat it up then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

we found evidence that a fox had been in our chicken coop

C.F.B.

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Weetobix, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Good evidence :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

daft sod had squeezed his way in, eaten our chickens, then forgot how to get out again

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Weetobix, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

this is why you they didn't hire a fox

to replace Carol Vorderman

Have you kept him as a pet?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

are you saying Carol Voderman isn't a fox?

in which case, I agree with you

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Weetobix, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

what? You are twisting my words!

she is all of teh foxy!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

What made you realise it?

Was it that he'd left a mix CD hanging from the roof?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

you are thinking of Carl COX

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Dr Fox:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I got overtaken by a Porsche Boxter

with plate DR 02 FOX last week

I caught back up to see if it was him but it was some stringy blonde woman driving

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

result:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

I'm not fucking Quincy you know

give us a clue.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I wouldn't fuck Quincy either... Father Dowling was FAR sexier

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

So what's the evidence then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

fox shit...

...with chicken bits.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

I hope you had chips with that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Would you consider selling this?

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Shlvng, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

End of day doodle.....

(She'd probably do more damage to herself leaping about like that)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Yay!

And a first post Woo!
It's the return of the sneaky link! I shall have to remember zis for ven I get home.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

he's a cat

flushing a toilet he's a cat
flushing a toilet he's a cat
flushing a toilet
he's a cat flushing a toilet

he does not care
if he's wasting water
he likes to push the handle
and watch the water go down

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

i like it!...

...(rips open her shirt)!... :P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

I bet you'd hump my car if it had boobies like that

to be fair, my car is quite coquettish

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

if cars had boobies...

...i'd be a fucking race car driver!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

utterly awesome as always, sir!

Damn rips in the page! *shakes angry fist*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

she could put me in a headlock any time she likes

woo sir.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

She could put you in a head lock at 10 yards!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

I'd love to see her try

no really I would, thats how I get off.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

mmmmmmmmm :P''''''''

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

woo. damn page torninessocity!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Street Fighter 4

is FUCKING AWESOME

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

really?

I'm struggling to get to like it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Stick with porn

It's more consistent.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Seth

is not.

Seth made me get rid of SF4.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Stick it on easy

Pick Zangief. Spin alot. Seth will be licking your boots

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Meh.

Of all the Street Fighters, I like Super the mostest.
But I'd rather play Darkstalkers.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Streetfighter alpha 3

has always been my all-time fave 2d fighter.
Tons of characters, tons of little gameplay tweaks that i like, and the best visual style.

Wish they would do an arcade perfect version for xbox live arcade instead of bloody marvel vs campcom2.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Don't forget Third Strike

Hardcore parrying action. Gill makes Seth look like a bitch.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

y'know - i never had 3rd strike, or even played it.

I cant remember why. I had a dreamcast as well.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Awesome stuff.

had some good characters, Elena in particular ;)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

yeah

i brought the lully SF tribute artbook, and there were a lot of characters in it i have never seen. Some seem really out of place though. That Q guy for instance.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

I'd say Hugo is slightly out of place

Simply because he's based on the Final Fight enemies.

Twelve is probably the worst offender though.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Meh

They all fail to compare to Thumb Wrestling.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

I'm just waiting for Marvel vs Capcom 2 on PSN

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Giving herself black eyes?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

More than likely :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

As long as she doesn't > quartre circle.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

in before cenar...ce..

I am dreadful with names

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

MISSION FAILED

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

arg

what are the fucking chances of that!?!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

It is very difficult to beat cenaris at replying to jollyjack

you have to spend years training under a furry master

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Or just have lots of spare time on your hands.

That is the ultimate secret.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

the deepest secret of the Universe

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

God i wish i could draw.

Is it something you were taught, something you started doing from an early age, or just starting out crap then practicing like mad?

Gotta get into this drawing lark.

EDIT: Nice secret link! You dirty boy!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Do it

Then you can monopolise the board without having a good
word to say about anyone else's stuff with total impunity.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

ooOOOOooooh.

*raises handbag*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

pfft

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

I've always drawn stuff.

Getting good at it is just down to practice.
You can read up on techniques or be tutored in them, but unless you put them into effect non-stop, they're not going to help.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

She's got more than just her dukes up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

You norty man!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Street Fighter

I have a personal vendetta against street fighter.

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

CPU Ryu/Ken/Sagat and their one-move-over-and-over-until-victory technique?

That's what made me hate it.
I like the character designs, though :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Pretty much

It's overkill :\
But I agree the designs are pretty well done.

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

I've got a ton of Capcom artbooks.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Aww

I need to search ebay for some. You can never had too many artbooks.

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

EBay shop: Otaku Uk

Tons of arty books.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I'll get right on that! :D

But first... I'll need some money... damned recession. xD

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

That's nothing compared to Seth in IV

Teleport, teleport, teleport, unblockable spinning piledriver, teleport, ultra combo, teleport...

You get the idea.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Is it wrong

that I scan your text for hidden links before looking at the posted image?

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Weetobix, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Probably not

I do the same. You can never be too sure.

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Fish for what you like :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

I knew he was a wrong'un

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

hahaha, ferret :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

*pop*

"Mop-up for Mr Craig"

edit: ferret, stoat or other?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

I love the way that poster

cites "from the Director of Blood Diamond and The Last Samurai" as if it were a good thing...

Nicely sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Cheers

I saw the poster on the way home and thought "yeah, I know where this is going."

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

hahahhahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

I say!

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

More than just a mere pet . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

somehow, henry sprang to mind

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

this was funnier in my head...

(Hipfubu one step forward, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Excellent Shatner action!

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

It's a look of 'Oh shit, I've left the gas on'

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

pfffffft

Don't know which one is worse :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

It's funny out of your head too....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

FUCK!...

...i'd freak out too!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

hahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

There's, something, on, the, wing!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

HAHAHA!

that's a *click*, right there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

hahahahaha

brilliant...shatner totally upstaged for once

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

Hahahahaha

Excellent!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Hahahaha

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

It's curtains !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

oh that gets a click right there :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

filename!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

*spang* *spang* *spang* :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Pffft

*thought it might be dark roast coffee at first*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

hello sir

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Hello!

I'm mighty chipper! Yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

I am good too :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Good to hear ;)

Uploading some pics of t'day to flickr now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Oh sweet Jeebus!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

There appears to be an arse reflected in your cup

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

End of penis?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Possible I suppose

Though I'm trying to work out how you'd have to be standing for it to reflect like that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Didn't even need to.

Woospang

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

*shakes head*

You're a bad man

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

have you been saving these up all week or something?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

*forward, down, diagonally forward, heavy punch* DRAGONSPANG!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

^ *spang of the week*

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Oh Freebs

I hate to do this but
*SPANG*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

who leaves tea in the dark?...

...nobody.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

And thus the 8th law of Freebs is once again proved.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

oooh

I want that tea

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Oh, the shame of it all.....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

haha

I can see his lipstick!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

O_o

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

. _ .

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Dog cock!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Click!

Oh, hang on....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

hahaha, doggy cock

Always funny :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Looks like I've returned just in time for DOG COCK HOUR

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

oooh crikey!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

i'm sure its happened to all of us

at one time or another

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Well, it is a very pretty goat....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

ha ha...

...sexy goat tiem!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

hahahahhahahahaha... oh good lordy

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Just imagine the offspring . . . a dogoat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

Hahaha!

Bad boy, dirty boy, in your bed!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Arf

Dogs and their lipsticks.
They always seem to pop out when the vicar comes to tea.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

haha

nice eye ball poppage :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

hahahaha!

Magic!

Dog Cock!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Ha ha Wankhouse!! :)

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Rico, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

arf

is it cock friday already?soon comes round:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

...i wanna get down now...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Silly kitty, that not way to catch birds

woo :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

10 points to the person who was able to tie that round the cat in the first place

Woo sirrah!

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I could

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Ten points you you then, good sir!

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Animals trust me

Had a squirrel right by me today at lunch, I was thinking of catching and having it for dinner

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Fifty points if the cat didn't ooze straight out again

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

No chance of that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

150 points if the cat was actually still alive

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Yep, it is still alive

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Live-action 'New Zealand Story' shenanigans.

Now you just have to get a kiwi with a bow and arrow to balance on another balloon...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

yes - he looks a bit nasty

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

He's probably not best pleased about swinging round and round tied to a balloon

I know I wouldn't

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

HANG IN THERE!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Lovely pic.

Quite the opposite of drowning it!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

awww

poor wolf-faced kitty :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

North Korean spy satellite?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

hahaha, Oh how I wish this was true :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

They wouldn't waste a perfectly good cat

when they can cook it and serve it to tourists

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

i was gonna...

...nevermind!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

blimey, the first thing that popped into my mind, seeing that was #I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering under the honey tree!#

I've not seen that winnie the pooh cartoon for a VERY long time... Its strange to think of the things you remember without realising it...

woo for the pic!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

oh yeah...piglet did this...

...i forgot about that!....wow!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Lovely stuff!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

thanks guys!...

...see ya!... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Poor balloon . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

late again i see...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Nah, leave him up there.

Nicely done.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

ha ha...

...i would!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

if it could control the balloon

it would be UNSTOPPABLE

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Lovely balloon kitty

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

thank you!...

... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

woo

nicely done :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

dont worry, they grow back

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I'm begining to doubt these messages

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

well buy a box

and see for yourself

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

will Morrison's own brand equivalent do in order to prove this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

i'm not sure to be honest

I'm no expert in this field

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

Whizbit?

NOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oh well.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Wouldn't he be better using a Kenyan's feet?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

racist!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

I didn't make Coco Pops brown.

Blame Kellogs!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

damn you kellogs

Damn you to hell!!!!!!!!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Now, I could say what is in my head, but I wont

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Tut tut!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

You mean feet

As he is putting in more then one foot

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

i mean 12 inches of athlete

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

God bless the loomynati

some old guff:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

hmmm

it appears that Paula Radcliffe has the feet of choice for exotic preparations of all kinds

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

where's my cake?...

...who stole my cake?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

well it wasn't me

i don't do stuff like that!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

How many feets are you supposed to eat for your RDA?

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

two are the equivalent of a kiwi fruit

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

hahahahha, madness!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

*living room lols*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

LOL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

It's the Bobs hour!

come on fella, fill the board with delightful puns and shops *throws down gauntlet*

:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

hehe

I met Martin Brundle yesterday. Got his autograph n everything*

*I didn't get everything

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I find him most annoying

but have not met him. However I found Eddie Irvine to be wonderful company when I met him ( through the wife's charity shenanigans ) and I always thought he was a cunt.
I met and had dinner with James Toseland and Troy Bayliss this year which was nearly enough to turn me gay.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

I had to look them up!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

hahahahah, office lollage, you sod!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Oh yew!

:OD

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

pft.

you bloody loon

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Richard Hammond 0mph
a few seconds ago
Richard Hammond 345mph
5 minutes ago

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

And that crash turned him in to Uncle Richard, the paedo uncle

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

pffffffffffffft!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Richard Hammond 0mph
4 minutes 58 seconds ago

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Like....erm...Ris?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

hahaha

Reminds me of that bit in Preacher, when he is driving with the naked guy on the roof :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

pffft!

Also: the Peep Show boys read b3ta
"MarkCorrigan - Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker. (via @robmanuel)"
twitter.com/MarkCorrigan

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

As does Phil Jupitus

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Robbie Williams

used to play "Championship/Football manager" with us online and post in our official forums. None of us believed the lying bastard of course until he piped up about it in some magazine interview.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

The new b3ta range of Ferraris

#1 The barbarossa:

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

*pre-orders*

Very nicely done!

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

You!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Ooooh, noice!

*awaits #2*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Take some senokot

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Tried that, and a vacuum cleaner

Nothing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

chicken madras and a bottle of merlot

will do the trick

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

What do you do with the bottle?

*fears*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

you use it next day to force your poo round the u-bend

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

All-Bran with prunes.

Then go ski-jumping.

If that doesn't clear it, there was nothing there to start with.

And with that, I'm off...

I *might* see you again B3ta!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

You don't have to be at work to b3ta, you know...

it's just more fun that way.

Good luck chief!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

I have to be at work to have the time to B3ta... and see my favourite day regulars

*smooshes Cap'n Wow, Trelly, Jessie, Joliet, I_Yam_Bucket, Flowerpot, Smash Monkey and all the other female B3tans*

*shakes hands with the ridiculously long list of male B3tans*

*rides off into the sunset*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

Noooooo!

Don't leave me!... er, us! I mean't us.

ahem!

*smooshes and attempts to never let go!*

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

*joins in*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea8qsGDNZ6Q

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

thank you

whoever you are...

hey - where's my wallet

OI - COME BACK HERE YOU CUNT!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

*puts arm round barryheadwound*

*looks ahead*

There goes the best goddarn gerbil wrangler we ever had.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

:'-o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

*lowers pants to half mast*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

:'-/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

*nearly bites through lip trying to stop herself from laughing*

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

*waves*

he'll come back, they always do

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

did you watch the video?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

Tonight.

I'm coming back, and I'm watching that damn video if it kills me.

But for now, hearing test awaits!

Byeeee!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

groovy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

*waves*

Be well, sir.
And Bon Chance with the teaching mullarky!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

I'll see you in a suit at the most dapper bash ever in Derby...

I AM going... honest...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

You'd better be, young sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

when and where is this Derby bash

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

October, and it's in Cleethorpes*

*May not be in Cleethorpes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

*strokes chin fur*

I might be able to come to that one...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

october of some thing similar

also, i need new hippity hoppity musics. any suggestions?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

What kind of moozic?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

just nice old skoolish hip hop

relaxing stuff

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Out of luck then

New old folk: Johnny Flynn or Joker's Daughter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Eric B and Rakim is a good port of call

if you want old skool and happy making look out Pete Rock and CL Smooth (INI is a good Pete Rock collabo with a more reggae feel to it) or DJ Krush or Leaders of the Nu Skool.... if you're looking for something more instrumental Entroducing by DJ Shadow is a record I would recommend to anyone

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

entroducing is top.

have you ever come across solillaquists of sound? www.myspace.com/solilla really cool, groovy sort of hip hop. they've recently done some cool stuff with chalie 2na

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

I haven't heard of them

I'll check them out. Thanks.

While we're on doing this I think you will like Winter In America by Gil Scott Herron. You might not, but it's worth a good listen if you can get your hands on it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Rakim (anything), Dr. Octagon (Ecologist)

KRS One...

erm - what sort of think you looking for?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

krs one is brilliant

i've also recently discovered common and aesop rock. i think i've heard some of rakim, i'll check him out, cheers.

i've mostly been on a format, J5 bender of late

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

if you like J5

get anything by Blackalicious or on Quannum Records (previously Soulsides). They did a sort of manifesto record called Quannum Spectrum in... 1999? it's worth looking out. Also - harder to find but possibly worth it is things on Major Force (West) ... MoWax released a collection which is very good.

If you like Aesop rock check out Mike Ladd (Welcome to the After Future) and Sage Francis ... also there's a guy called Apathy who has some quite good stuff but it's proper internet hip hop

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

i've got everything sage and the anticon label have released. :)

i'm a huge sage fan, though the last album not so much. My favourite off of anticon is Alias, really dubby heavy ugly stuff. also really getting into Dose One of late, you heard much of him?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

yeah - big fan

I really like the Why? and... arg - what were they called - on Ninja Tune... cLOUDED they were pretty fucked up.

You should look out some TTC and Assassin for that French feel (if you haven't seen it La Haine is a brilliant introduction to French Hip Hop). Teki Latex has a good solo album, but it's a little more hipster disco ... like Ed Banger stuff or Chromeo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

ive got all this bookmarked to have a listen to when i get back from work.

cheers.

I used to be a fan of the ed banger stuff but then it all got a bit too twee for me. i'll give the other stuff a go though. cheers

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

You need this:

Gulag Orkestar by Beirut.

It's wonderful.

it's not hip-hop, it's just wonderful.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

*bookmarks*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Good, you better be going

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Don't go sir

*waves* :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

what part of yule nevir leaf

don't you understand?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Errrrrrrrrrrrrr, I have a Twix and a cup of tea

Any good?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

only if you get a funnel and stand on your head

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

*balances*

Ok, now what?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

*videos*

You're very flexible, aren't you?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

*sighs*

I used to be, I used to be....

May I join in dapperness at Derby - or the female equivalent thereof?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

i certainly hope so

after being thoroughly shown up by dave draws this year i'm going to have to really step up my game.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

You think you were shown up?

My effort was making sure my t-shirt was fairly clean

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

haha well i'm not sure i'll be doing anything special for london

i might go for a shirt and waist coat though maybe... trouble with any of that is i need new shoes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

I do have some nice new shoes,

but I don't want to wear new things when I'm likely to be drinking heavily

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Wise man, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'm not sure where Mr Doom got that from,

But I'm seriously considering it now.

Of course you may - but then you looked very dapper* at the last one!

*or the female equivalent thereof

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I did rather

Maybe this time I shall go for full length evening dress

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

I say!

*looks forward to that*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

*ponders*

I think I even know which one. Wonder if I can still get into it....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

have you ever cleared a drain?

well it's a bit like that, except instead of drainex, you have tea and instead of a plunger you have a twix.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

If you need a hand, just say, always happy to help :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Actually, if you could just hold _that_

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Will do :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Oh dear.....

ewwww

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I know, Lurcio wont be happy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

*changes username to F40GTO*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

haha

I wanted a personalised number plate, so I changed my name to WL07 6YH

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

How about the GTFO40?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

haha

tits and their GTFO

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

I think the Mitsubishi FAQ

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

I imagine it would have pink fluffy seats :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

...and Clive driving

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

The first thing that came into my head when you said that

Was Clive from Men behaving Badly

fuck knows why

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

haha

Clive and Anthea

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

I bet they got it on

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

I'd have done Anthea

she a was a ripe seam just waiting to be plundered.

edit - ooh it was George - not Clive

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

I would do anything at the moment

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

actually, I may have to retract my last statement

I may have been confusing her with Belinder Lang

images.google.co.uk/images?q=Valerie%20Minifie

ahhhh - that's better: images.google.co.uk/images?q=belinda lang

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

As I said 'I will do any thing at the moment'

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Can you do all this work for me, then?

*gestures at huge stack of work*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

top 'shoppage!

now you can drive Barb' right around the bend!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

He does anyway...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

very nicely done

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

oh lovely jubbley! :D

*clicks*

EDIT: Also profiled.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

can I touch it?

I really want to touch it

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

very good job Sir

... I imagine that the upholstery is real leopard skin and the engine runs on kittin tears. No reason - I just like to imagine things.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

nice

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

Niiiiiice!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

corr!

lovely job there

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McBadger COW, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

SOLD!...

...what kind of engine you got in there?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Remember the Crabs vs Elephants image challenge

and the comic I drew for it
(Page 1 Page 2 Pages 3-5 Pages 6-8)

Well I decided to draw a colour version of one of the main characters.

CFB

Edit: Thank you all for your nice comments :)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

*burns the furry*

thats nice work on the shading there.

(is this furry? this whole phenom has completely bypassed me)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Crabs don't tend to have that much fur

so I'm not sure that it is furry art but it is sick and wrong.

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

i was about to type "that's a bit harsh its a good drawing". then i saw that it was you saying it.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

I find it is best not to take things to seriously.

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

^ CRAB NORKS FTW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Plenty of meat there

Wouldn't mind a taste

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Would

I am now home and completely naked :)

Long weekend :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

The best way to b3ta

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9412471

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

I direct the learned gentleman/lady/whatever to my profile

Alas, I am not nak3d today as I have to go out. Once I get back though.... wahey!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

best way to be

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

pics or gtfo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

you perv

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

*looks around*

Yep, it is b3ta.com. What sort of response were you anticipating?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

what you put :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I am also home but fully clothed due to the large number of flats looking into my lounge.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

There's also a gym looking in, I don't want to put people off their stride

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

No do and film it

We can laugh as they fall of the running machines :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

*ahem*

~~stride~~ stroke

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Is there any other way to view b3ta other than whilst naked?

I'm sure it is mentioned in the FAQs somewhere

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

naked and aroused

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

Click for bigger (344 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

haha

I played IVV on Facebook scrabble and placed a crab on her labia

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

haha

nice one

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

crabs with tits

now ive seen everything

wouldnt fancy a handjob off her...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

>--<

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

titwank

no don't use your claws....
edit: gah, pissed on

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Hooray! A fresh thread!

And woo to your image.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

*LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Read that down there V

I'm a numpty and I put it in the wrong place

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

The elephant's footprints were somebody else's effort

The crab was my addition

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Crab Norkage!

nicely done! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

uuuhh

I think I'll skip the handjob from that lady

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

DrZaarlon Bids You Good 'Noon!

[please have this pee, of a woo, for no reason...]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Dr...

What *Is* Status 32?!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

is this not the definition of trolling? :(

not being rude, but you know the FAQ, yet repost a Woo in a new thread.

Granted its a slow afternoon, but its a bit antagonistic non?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

Oh it's a pea

Then it's poo!

EDIT: Although a bit of WD40 would sort that whole problem out.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

i say pea

and you say poo
let's sort the whole thing out (with WD40)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

have i got an allocated bed yet?

i need to know before i book my tickets

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

yours is the newly painted

bed in the garden. It's lovely and blue. Bring your own cardboard box to avoid disappointment.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

sweet!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

far from it

this isn't even flamebaiting.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Is flamebaiting like gentle trolling?

I didn't realise people had gone to the trouble of categorizing such things.
Jeez, way to go with making the most of your lives.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

define making the most of your life?

coming first AND second in a weekly internet drawing competition?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

improving my drawing skills

creative thinking
making some people happy

positives basically

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

pffft

didn't mean it, you make everyone happy

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

no I don't

I have seen the nasty Emails

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

i'm writing one right now

dear happytoast

my toast is never happy

get out

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

really?

I thought they bounced, err I mean what are their nature?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

hahahaha

basically people saying "you think everyone loves you but I think you're a cunt"

or just calling me a cunt.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

wow

some people are destined to get early heart attacks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Some people are bitter and twisted

and like to share their anger with the world.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

I just had a great commen on my YouTube Cadburys vid

"you need to die for posting this vid."

a touch extreme perhaps. but everyones entitled to their opinion I guess

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

ah, forget it - its youtube

i disable comments on my videos because youtube commenters are illiterate, hateful racists.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

However many nasty emails you get

I could crush them all with an ounce of my adoration!

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

It's just jealousy from the dull and unimaginitive!

And I count myself as such (not jealous but dull and unimaginitive)...BUT, rather than firing off a shitty email, I prefer to try and be inspired.

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

I think you're really great happy toast.

You bring me oodles of lols.

(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Good lord

I didn't think such a thing existed.

It seems the trick is to be good but not too good else people will slag you off?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Haha, seriously?

Some people take jealously too far.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

envy

some people take envy too far

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Pedant!

(I also flinch when people mix up those words).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Top pedantry

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

pedantry

some people take pedantry too far.

Apparently.

I'm all for it, personally.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

they're synonymous and you know it

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

No they aren't.

Jealousy implies the desire that the current possessor of a good thing should not possess it any more - preferably by handing it to the jealous person. Envy implies that the envious person would be satisfied with having his own, similar, good thing.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Prescribe all you want

people use them synonymously, so they're synonymous

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

a lot of people us "pacific" when they mean "specific" that doesn't make them synonymous does is it?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Nicely put.

A lot of people really should have their mouths surgically sealed.

With that cheery thought, I'm off home.

Have a good weekend, folks!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

I doubt enough people do that to cause an actual lexical change

There's stupidity and there's accepted merging/streamlining

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

i'd argue confusing jealousy and envy is stupidity as well.

they describe utterly different emotions.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

*prescribes*

*proscribes as well, for good measure*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Ah but people also use them not synonymously,

so they're also not synonymous. AT THE SAME TIME.
WB Zaarlon you dirty reposter

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Yep.

And, shockingly, both the parties that use them synonymously and the parties that don't are able to understand each other! Wow! It's like we're all smart human beings capable of understanding what people mean when they talk wi- HEY YOU THERE! I SEE YOU ENDING A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION! THEY'RE PREPOSITIONS, NOT POSTPOSITIONS! OH GOD LANGUAGE GETS ME SO MAD

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

you are jealous of what you have

you envy what you others have

its the only thing that really grates on e

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

okay, you make non-shit people happy

unless you really did rape a monkey, in which case the one calling you a monkey rapist was justified

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

there's a difference between making everyone happy

and going around offering everyone a happy ending...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

*indecent amounts of huggings*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

'finish' surely?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

My mates and I have always said "ending"

and we are old so we know better.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

the important thing is

... erm...

what are you up to this weekend Sir? Did you know I don't have Monday off? Flippin Scots - I'm thinking of Emigrating.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Everyone should be having a day off today

as it's Mayday.
We are supposed to be dancing round poles and admiring Morris Dancers.
(Omit the Morris Dancers for the Scots though).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

magenta poles

they have to be magenta

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Some Chums and I are having our monthly Supper Club

Whereby one of us cook dins for the others, and mucho wine is consumed and toot is talked till the wee small hours.

The first rule of Supper Club is - oh, feck, I buggered that up, didn't I?

Edit: I'm so knackered I'm taking Tuesday off as well. \o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

That is a top idea

especially when you add good musics.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Oh tunes are a bit part of it, as well.

and sometimes Pissed Articulate!

jesus, I'm getting old.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

i like the sounds of your weekend club

god i can't wait to finish uni and be a real person

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

p'cha

you're just grundlemilking

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

LOOK AT MY egg YOU DICK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

EGGPULSE

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

this is trolling indeed

so i'm going to pea this because i'm dead proud

www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

hahaha, utterly awesome! *CLICK!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Gnomey Campbell

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

oddly enough naomi cambel is the model for the pic i'm drawing at the moment.

spooky

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

skeletor?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

you are a courtroom illustrator AICMFP

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

hahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Pffff

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

*ties a knot in your end*

your air was escaping ma'am, no need to thank me

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Hahaha!

Loon!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

DrZaarlon still talks in the 3rd person.

Is DrZaarlon London bashing?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

DrZaarlon is a yankydoodle is he not?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Good noon Dr Zaarlon

to you and your [brackets]

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

As we're threadwasting

If I get that piglet and pooh flu pic one more time I'm going to stove someone's head in!

(this one www.b3ta.com/board/9407311)

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

repost threadwaste?

I like those because I get to post all the shit that was ignored, for being shit, first time around.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Patrick Stewart in XMen!*

aicmfp

(*When they de-aged him and McKellen. Freaky stuff)

Nice smiley and blue rinse action!

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

:( it's meant to be Icke

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

I know, pickle

*ruffles hair* :D

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

haha. Get orrf my pubes woman

either that or you are rubbing my arse. ( bald as a coot, head, not arse )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

And a very nice arse it is too

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I was also doing commander Data (ooerr missus)

for my last image but then found I did not need it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

self-portrait?

*legs it*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

NO!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Hmmm

I'm going to a fancy dress party as him tomorrow

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

David Icke is a Nord?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I'm a Nord.

I like Nords.

fuck I think I'll play oblivion all weekend again.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I've been going through it one last time (well maybe not last).

130 hours later...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

just skip straight to shivering isles

after you finish the brotherhood quests oblivion is a bit boring

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Plans have changed.

There is a new expansion for Neverwinter Nights 2 out ( only a tenner download ) so I'll go for that instead. Making it 3 expansions I have for NWN2 that i've not completed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Shivering Isles ftw.

That was my justification for going through it again.

Thought Knights of the 9 was bobbins though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I have all the extra content

and to this day have not actually finished any of it, including the original campaign ( The trouble with non-linear games for me is that I'm easily dis....oh look a puppy)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

I think I'm the precise opposite...

I get totally obsessed by sandbox games and feel that it is my sworn duty to complete every single last element of them. Generally at about 3 in the morning.

Mrs. Headwound has learned to loathe the name Bethesda with a venomous passion.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Well that's it with me too

except that real life interferes and I stop playing for so long that i forget what I'm up to and have to start again.

I did enjoy recently starting Bioshock again, and finishing it for the first time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

i've not played that yet as it would mean installing oblivion again.

can't imagine i ever well.
i think i shall make bioshock my sunday gaming experience

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

i'll join you on that

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

haha cool :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

hehe. Saw that on th popular page

( though why I was there I'll never know. I could shoot 30 world leaders and shag some supermodel in the goalmouth of Wembley at a cup final and still not get a click from some of you cunts ;))

I like it :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

The problem with that is that I don't like football

or anything that reminds me of football.
Substitute the goalmouth at Wembley for something non-football related and you'll get a click from me.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

you'll have no time for clicking woman.

you'll be in the goalmouth with me ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

cheers muchly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

I've got a night elf like that:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

What the fuck?

You've gone back to referring to yourself in the third person? You ignore the FAQ and repost an image that should still only be for use as a reply?

You've set yourself back 2 years.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Do not pass Go

Do not collect £200

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

^ Is that the Cadburys Gorilla?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Blatant pearost for a blatant pearoast

for no other reason

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

Marvellous!

boing!

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Why is it always so sodding sarcastic in your posts?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

pot

kettle

nuff said.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Milk

No sugar

Ta!

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Tea! Now, there's a plan and a half!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Coffee for me..

the irony of it..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

I apologise, sir.

It was a bit of an open goal. I shouldn't have said anything.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

because it makes me feel big and clever.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Sir, It's because you *are*

*handshakes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

*smiles, signs autograph, poses for photo*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

isn't that wehre the word 'sardonic' comes from

it's an amalgam of 'sodding sarcastic'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

apparently it originated as an ancient greek word, eventually being appropriated by Latin

then french....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

*stumbles onto the board*

*downs a shot*
*ambles off again*
*in the wrong direction*
... oooooh! a hedge

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Oi, that's my feckin' Whisky!

get back here now!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

*scarpers - dressing gown open and flapping wildly behind him like a loosed sail*

NURSE!!!!!!

He's after my medication again!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

*trips the Prof up*

ha! that'll learn you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

you're gonna end up in hospital next time there is a half term....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

there's a strong possibility this is true

... but then, I'm completely dedicated to this drinking game so it's a price I'm willing to pay.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

If this is just a pea-roast...

Mind if I slip in something new and toapy (and geeky) not worth its own thread?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

pfffffffft!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

oh fuck....

i got that one (once i realised it was al jolson)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Twat pokemon

You've caught some whoppers. :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

i don't think you're a real doctor

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I knew I shouldn't have let him test my prostate

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

how's a prostate supposed to take a test

... can they even hold pens?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Probably but there's no way I'm trying it

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

...again

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Certainly not until I've got that biro out of there

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Repost tiem?

Have a Henry

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

That's nice! :D

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

What?

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

haha

arriba arriba, ándale ándale

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

faster...

...faster!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

fantastic

woo for you!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Holy fucking jesus fucking christ... what the FUCK is this?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

BANDWIDTH EXCEEDED

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

*unlurks*

Has David Icke gone yet?

What is this from? It looks really familiar, and was quite scary if i remember?

*relurks*

EDIT: Bah - too late for the party and at the bottom of the stack as per usual.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

I think you'll find that I'M bottom of the stack, thank you very much!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Inspired by HT..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Attack of the 50 ft blur tool

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Damon Albarn?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

*LOL*

brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

hahaha

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

ninja-sharp

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Kapow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

hehehe yeah... You try and doctor that poster quickly to get a gag in..

it aint easy..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

You'll notice I've not posted a pic in years.

It's so much easier to slag off everyone else's.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

seconded

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

noticed

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

^ This

HARD!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

oh hell, what have you done? you may have opened the floodgates again.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

I have some 70's Pointy Things to share, if that's alright?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

manga deamon cocks

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

No thanks, I just had a doughnut.

Kind offer, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

FIRE FRICKEN LASERS FROM THEM

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

arf

"No thanks, I'm trying to give them up"

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

nice

I am reminded of the ceramic insulators you see on pylons and up telegraph poles

edit: or possibly manga demon cocks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Ahh, yes -

Know what you mean, squire.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

This looks like lots of ICBMs being launched

And I approve

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Hello Joshua

lets play Global Thermonuclear War

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Shall we play a game?

Edit: Gah!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

haha

I posted then googled then edited.

Lets just talk about how sexy Ally Sheedy was instead

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

*drools*

Oh yes....

Edit: Let's not forget Phoebe Cates (way back when) also

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

why have I never seen this film

NSFW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

hehehe....

Me either.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

The easiest way to win

is not to play

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

100% Truth ^ right there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Was I the only one that thought this?

What does that say about me :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Sting will write a song about you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

*hums shape of my heart*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Phwoar!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

My very description of you, earlier...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Kaaaaaaaa- BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Very nice :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Thanks, ma'am!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Lovely.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

You're not so bad yourself, candy-cheeks...

Sorry, started channelling Danny Le Rue there.... no idea why.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

cor lummy!

Very nice JPG, you clever sausage :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

They're headed straight for us!!!

*Jumps through window*

Weeeeeeeee

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

*places crash- mat under window just in case*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

*Runs back upstairs and goes again!*

This am having funage

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

that looks rather brilliant!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Thanks, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

*points*

*Strangeloves*

YEEEEHAAAAW!

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Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Cheers, Ms J!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Reminds me of

old episodes of Top Of The Pops.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

At least I was partially there....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

goodness that's cheered me up

also - as I think I've mentioned before - you appear to have developed a knack for posting these when I'm no around... not that the Universe revolves around me or anything, but I do like these a lot

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Look out...

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Aw, cute wittle virussikins

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

this is ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Aaaargh!

I tested positive for that swine flu so I rang the NHS
but on the other end there was only crackling

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Flu virus is angler fish

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

"Government worried over anti-viral stocks as Fish Flu hits UK"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Weather...........

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

You are a bad, bad, bad man

Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

oh dear god.... SSSPPPPAAAANNNGGGG!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

hahaha!

*spang*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Silly mstandot

Fur is not feathers

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I just googled 'pelt'.

and used an image.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

I was trying to pun "down"

I like weather bitch, I do.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Ahh I see!

A pun on a pun!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Give you my half-assed effort in return...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

The weather looks 'chipper' outside!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

*slaps thigh*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Fargo?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

with thanks to Joel and Mrs Toast

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

SHIT! IT'S AS MAD AS A BADGER!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

This is a lie!

You should have seen what I was moving after the Thai curry last night!

woo.

EDIT: Have you decided if you're bashing in London yet?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

OMG!!!! Giant Badgerer!!

*runs*

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I for one welcome our giant badger overlords!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

The arms are fantastic!

*clicks hard*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Am I the only one ( male )

who saw this bucket wheel on the discovery channel and thought "FUCK ME! I have to drive that before I die."?

Who am I kidding, most of b3ta have trouble driving a desk without being distracted ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Yeah, because one has to have a penis to want to fuck about with massive machines.

You could strap a million happy women to every bit of that thing, we'd get more joy out of it than you lot EVER would.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

Women?

They would get lost on the drive over ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Me and wifey. We're going to beat you the fuck up.

Your wifey, not my wifey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Can I join in?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Pasabeating? Course you can.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

*wakes up*

Fight, is it?

Sign me up.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

FIVE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'll happily stick a wig on

and stuff some tissues in my bra and do a fighty.

Ahem, I mean, if I had a bra, I'd happily stuff some tissues in it and do a fighty.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Oh please don't.

I find that when being attacked by women, my incessant giggling just seems to drive them to even more fury and to wit more giggling from me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

We're going to win because of numbers, we've got three so far.

Any other women want to beat this man up?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Me too, me too!

Only little, but I have teefs!

(Trellis TNG honest as the day is lightly flambéed with brandy, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

\o/ Izzy wizzy, let's get busy

(and beat up this large chapply)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

*gnaws*

(Trellis TNG honest as the day is lightly flambéed with brandy, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

See, Pasa?

We're going to GET you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

I won't be able to get a babysitter,

so bucket jr's gonna have to have a piece of the action too. That okay?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

He should be safe from the wrath

so sure

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Sorry I was just off

tying a knot in my cock. Nothing more embarrassing than pissing your pants with laughter when there are ladies present ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Tying a knot you say?

Less likely to fray when cut off then

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Attatrellis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

I studied with Lorena Bobbit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Have you seen his porn?

Oh my, it's depressing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Never wanted to search it out partricularly

Depressing how?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Just sad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

bring an axle jack

and both hands ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Both hands to hold the magnifying glass?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Touché

you troublesome minx ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

You WANT me to hit you.

You'd love it. Dirty bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

I'm sure they would be very happy

with the low frequency vibration that thing creates.

Did I just make a sex joke? o_O

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

If you did it's only because I did first.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

this is why I prefer relaxing cars

where you just gently rest your knee against the steering wheel and have a little nap doing 80 along the old motorway

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

Some people are born to drive

others are born to be driven

/i live in london why do i need to drive? blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Agreed.

I managed a year without a car in london quite happily. Plus the expense of 2 resident's parking passes is quite ludicrous.

I have 3 cars in the drive now and could put them all out on the road here and never get a ticket. Fuck you Livingstone! ( It was his fault, the current buffoon just inherited it all )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

That's insulting

and I take exception to tha... ooh, shiny...

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Bagger?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

apparently thats what its called

I didn't know until I watched Joel's utterly awesome ditty

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

Ha ha ha my weekend has now started :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

After being smug about having last friday off

and drinking all afternoon, I am now paying the penance by having to work all afternoon and probably come in tomorrow.

fuckfuckfuck

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Nooooo!

That's bloody rubbish!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

Telling me...

on a bank holiday weekend as well.

It's not compulsary, but it's 'suggested'.
In other words, come in or everyone will hate you next week

EDIT: Oh, and Noons fella!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Workplace blackmail...

My commiserations, sir.

Edit: Where are my manners? - 'Noons indeed!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

This

I likes :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

hahaha!

*wants*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

YAY BAGGERS!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

AAAARGH!

run from the big badger!

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crab_bloke), Fri 1 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

love the song fella, and awesome video editing skillz

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Nivea Happy Time

Did they not think about the name?

First post. Hello.

(photoben, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Hello.

*waves*

Word to the wise, you may want to 'shop it a bit more next time.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

what has been changed?

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

white spunk on a white background

with white lolz text.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

government advice ahoy

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

yay for industrial strength things!

that throb

and are neon

and emit eggs!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Artillery shells FTW

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

look at that one on the right

she seems to be testing it by banging it on the worksurface :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Smacking the base

like Tommy K

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

That looks worryingly like this chap:

images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=john%20c%20mcginley&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

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