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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

well this is all rather jolly

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:20, archived)

It's the national flag of Bubblia

It's a wonderfully bubbly colourful place.
I was there last spring, just as the Earth was magically reawakening from the long, cold sleep of Winter, and they were having their annual dog-maimimg festival.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:26, archived)

That's purdy.

I do like a nice poached egg on toast in the morning every now and then.
(And I have no objections to artificial colourings)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:22, archived)

SECRET:

Make a slow whirlpool with a spoon by stirring the water then gently pour the egg from a cup into the center of the spinning water to help hold the white together.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

or just wrap it in microwave wrap

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

or just fry your damn eggs and SHUT THE HELL UP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

SECRET:

Just fry your damn eggs and SHUT THE HELL UP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

I would be the best tv chef ever

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:43, archived)

"Cooking with Shitrags and shit" at 10:00pm CC

Episode 12: "Fry your damn eggs and SHUT THE HELL UP"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:44, archived)

I always fry my eggs in "shut the hell up"

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Shiksa, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

now with added eat a dick!

ASK FOR IT BY NAME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:45, archived)

CANCER!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:06, archived)

microwave wrap is ok

normal glad wrap is not ok

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

lol @ churches attacking each other with rockets. because although its all in fun now. you know in the past it was a bit more serious. lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:15, archived)

t happens every Easter , in Orthodox Churches all over Greece .

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:20, archived)

I think I'd heard of it before

but the clip is pretty cool, or at least the stuff near the end is.
I can't remember how I ended up there now.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:31, archived)

this site is at least four years old

www.amasci.com/weird/microexp.html

but he has some videos up too which I have been enjoying

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:32, archived)

plasma balls!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:55, archived)

That was the first link I ever shared on b3ta

I think it was the grape racing section.

I'm pretty sure that site is around 9 years old now

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:04, archived)

Egg poaching pan!

Seriously, don't bother with anything less.
It's messy, comes out too hard or tastes
like the plastic wrap-- with all the other
methods. Get one with real teflon inserts.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

conversely, just fry your damn eggs and SHUT THE HELL UP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:44, archived)

NEVER!

I'LL YELL AT MY EGGS WHEN I FRY, BOIL, OR EAT THEM FUCKING RAW IF I WANT TOO.
I'LL BE ALL "GET IN THE PAN!" "GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAN, YOU EGGY BASTARDS!"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

I AM A GOD WITH THE FRYING PAN I TELL YOU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:44, archived)

OH IT'S ON

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

GO AHEAD, USE YOUR SALT, VINEGAR AND SLOTTED SPOONS!

WHILE I LAUGH AT YOU AND HAVE NICE UNIFORM EGGS ON MY
CRUMPETS WITH WHITE SAUCE AND SOME ASPARAGUS SPEARS.
PERHAPS EVEN A SLICE OF BLACK FOREST HAM TOO!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:52, archived)

YES

Glad you've gotten into these. I can write them, and the software
to do it, but have no imagination or style to apply to them.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

I'm starting to get the hang of it a little now.

I don't have any formal programming training at all so I kind of have to feel my way along sometimes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

The organic approach

*unhindered by formal programming training constraining your creativity*

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OneOfSome, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

this is what it's going to be like when the partially opaque circles invade

you mark my words :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

That's very nice

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 5:37, archived)

This is beautiful!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:03, archived)

Well that gets a click

for sheer eye-fuckingness.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

ALSO:

Have you found some fresh enthusiasm Bob? I haven't seen you post much recently.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:19, archived)

He's looking at that.

edit: Hmmm, it's on topic, so compo'ed.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:27, archived)

arg, his eyes are following me

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

does it tile?

Hmm, possibly :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:32, archived)

*Cries*

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Sheep!, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

*Cries*

Good wok!

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Sheep!, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

WWWWBBBWBWBWBWBBWBWB

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

argh fuck

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

*insert gay joke here*...

...*insert hardcore follow-up here*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

He knows where the hardcore follow-up goes

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

HIS ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

I've blown some kind of fuse

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

its almost as if hes licking through my screen,eeeeuuccckk!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

this is how you get AIDS, folks

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Shiksa, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

DON'T GO THERE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

OH HE WENT THERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

and took photographs!

and shiksa is a she btw

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Ratsta, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:08, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

*shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup*
both at once

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

NNNNNNNN

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:07, archived)

oh, how I want to break free...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:07, archived)

Arrrrgh!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:13, archived)

WELL HELLO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:18, archived)

He looks as a mongoloid. But has a very beautifull voice.

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connor, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:19, archived)

crikey

imagine that being the last thing you see as he chokes the life out of you

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:21, archived)

FEED HIM NOW!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

WAGWAGWAG

I feel violated.

(LennySA, Mon 4 May 2009, 6:43, archived)

man's ruin...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

LES CLAYPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

i think before my days are done...

...i want to be a fisherman!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

TOTAL PENCIL FAILURE

BAKE UNTIL DRY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

what is this...

...'pencil' of which you speak?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

it's all happenin' here!

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

nah...

...just the usual stuff.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

Hilary

Hilary Hilary Hilary Hilary Hilary

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:01, archived)

Hillary is gonna...

...suck your bones in the realm of the hungry ghosts!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:14, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 4:21, archived)

OH SHIT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:12, archived)

yeah it is shit...

...i've done better!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:15, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:17, archived)

OH YEAH!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:44, archived)

Bloody hell fire!

look at that!!

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

listening to the misfits at the mo so.......

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

this would make an awesome poster...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

I've got something to say

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

i killed a baby today,and it dosnt matter that much to me as long as its dead

fuck yes!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:44, archived)

I was thinking

"my Favourite Misfit"

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

A Step Ahead...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

awesome

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Thanks

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

haha don't ruin the past like that

actually that show was shit anyway

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

I have awoken a monster!

"Yeah nice wording shit for brains."
"Shut up brain, who is also shit."
"Awww..."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

As a furry, I

Real photo Sunday is shite. Give it up.

Sorry, it made me say that.

(LennySA, Mon 4 May 2009, 6:46, archived)

IN CITY!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

even funnier

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMubyPOAq8

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

is that Emerson, Lake & Palmer?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

HONDAHONDAHONDAHIONDA

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

mantrain

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Cae1, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

oh hai caewan

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

I still think they look more like a frame from one of those slow motion video of dummies in a car crash.

www.concertlive.co.uk/userfiles/madness.jpg

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

Sax'y bummers!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

Yay!!!! Nutty boys!

I really like how it came out.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

this would make a fab

t shirt

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

madness...

...that guy on the end really needs to work out.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

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Microwave, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

OHNO THEY HAVE FOUND MY LAIR

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

STEAK

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

youre fucked now dracula

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Microwave, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

*CHILDREN OF THE NIGHTS*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

'exchanging glances'

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

Hehehehe

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

YO HOMESLICE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

SUP DOGG

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

YES !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

fuck!

there is no reasoning with people such as this

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Alien blaster.

Enclave power armor.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

^This

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

Tesla armour

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

CRACKLECRACKLEZAPPZAPP

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

ZzztKKkkktttt

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

i like your stuff :D

how's the game coming along?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

its going well

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Microwave, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

glad to hear it

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

fuck yes!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

GJM

Zap zap!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

he's on your planet...

...blasting humans.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

zombie

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

uuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........

AAU Mr Man

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

what a pleasant-looking undeadperson.

I bet he greets you politely and apologizes profusely before tearing you apart and munching on your vital organs.

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Shiksa, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

our vital organs must remain unmunched

a partially eaten bontempi is no help to society

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

is that a london underground logo on his shirt??

to be fair most of the london underground workers could be mistaken for the undead..

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

he's an underground ticket inspector

whose gone over the edge

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

he's falling apart!

but he's nae leaking yet!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

what a moran!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

oh god, I thought that was google image search snooker then :\

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

this is snooker, man, the ultimate consequence of it

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

I miss my scanner :(

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

hahaha get a brian,nice touch

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

No time to comment on how awesome you are.

I just found this.......!!!..

It makes me both angry and nostalgic.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

angry?

But there is 80's hair!

**breaks out old Debbie Gibson records**

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

aahhhhhhh yes!!!!! they used to show that racoons every saturday or sunday morning

except it didnt show her singing and it was just a collection of all different episodes NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD!! *i feel like cryng*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

That's some fancy guitar work

It seems like a stupid kind of song for the raccoons, but given it does make me feel quite wibbly it evidently was tested on children for years experimentally.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

awww, I was just too old for that one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raccoons

apparently she also voiced the character Lisa

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 3:16, archived)

niiice ghoul!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

Cum zombie wants your credit card details

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

true fact

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

BRAINZZ!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

wait...

...i saw this movie... what was it?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

I CAN'T HIDE

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

don't hide, then.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

sound

advice

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

indeed.

i'm off to bed. g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

cross et blackwell

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

nite miss

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

Is there a ghost in your house?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

it keeps on haunting me

edit: you dancing?

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

I half considered it

but I have it on good authority that people my age should hang up their Northern Soul dancing shoes. It's too dangerous :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

Oh alright

I shall put on the song, sit in my chair and do the foot movements.
That's as good as it gets.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

I can't even manage that anymore,

gentle head nodding's just about my limit.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

nod your gentle head

sonuds ok to me

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

*nods*

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

oh wait up.. sonuds
I should edit that

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

Gonads?

*nods gonads*

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

now.. that's dancing!

you gone all pelvic and stuff.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

Northern Sole went downhill when english people took over ownership

the turks were much better at serving kebabs, and they atleast stayed open til 3am, but the new people didnt to begin with, but now they have learned their lesson and are now on a par woith the friery

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

I don't know what this means

are you hungry?

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Whoops I spelt sole wrong

Now it should make sense to any sheffield people :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

dog bless 'em

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

I am hungry mind....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

I just had cake

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

nah stick to the four corners

just leave out the drops and backflips and its fine

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:03, archived)

noooo

the drops are fine, just the reverse manoeuvre to consider.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

Exactly

The drops are fine it's the getting up afterwards that's the bugger.
I never did backflips. I tried a few times (at 18 years old) but always ended up collapsing in a fit of giggles.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

Haha

When I said I had it on good authority, I meant YOU.
(I recall your mentioning either you or a friend who did himself a serious injury having a go after all these years).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

midlife crisis,check out me scoot

b3ta.com/board/9335840

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

That is a thing of beauty

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

oh yes!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

to the tune of...theres a ghost up my arse ..ghost up my arse

and its hurting me
ace tune

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

anal phantom

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

you strain you strain you look you look again

but there's nothing there!

phantom poop

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

disturbing when you hear the splash

and when you look....... nothing

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

it's like it slips into a parallel universe

oh my

somewhere

in some bastard parallel universe

a population in fear of non stop hyperdimensional fecal bukkake

a horror, unimaginable

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

Sphincter spectre.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

Hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Damn it

That's what I will hear from now on.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

what's a'gwan, folks

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

is it my b3taday?

today or tomorrow?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

where is my arse candle?

a member for 3 years, 0 months and 0 days - eh eh eh?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

Yesterday

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

i said stuff yesterday n didn't have a candle :(

this sucks

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

LOL MOAN AT ROB OR SOMETHING

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

no fair
*sulks off*
FINE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

INDIANA HATES ME

BUT I CAN'T GET OUT

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Shiksa, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

You'd better see Jane

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

Behold, the global overlords.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

OH GOD ILLUMINATIS!

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

what a pity

his mouth is at the right height for oral self-pleasure, yet he seems to have no cock. what he does have is lots of underarm hair, which is unfortunately placed to afford maximum b.o whiffage to his nostrils.
such things would make me so angry that i'd want to take over the universe, too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

As he's already a giant cunt,

having a cock would make him a hermaphrodite.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

this would be good

as he would then be able to go fuck himself and would have no reason to leave his house.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Wish he would go and fuck himself.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

They are Real

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

And this proves it.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

they DO stuff

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 4 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

Spore?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

What's spore?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

The monster creation game thingy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

Ah, just googled it,

nah, just random images from ~~gay porn sites~~ human anatomy sites.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

FISTHORNS

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Shlvng, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

ffffuuuhhhh

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

are there 3 or 6?

edit: I think I scared b3rnard -- it deleted a post :/ -- b3ta.com/board/9417433

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

Octopods?

If so that would be three. Or if he has his own head up his ass, six.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

what the what?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

haha christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

Since board is slow

Have some science^TM

And a massive picture of science^TM

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Coo

Whats that then? Looks like top represent cell division and bottom effect on culture size?

Not sure, I do psychology me (cognitive mostly)

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

Nucleation of fine powders to form granules :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Is that big picture of sand then?

Or something smaller?

*gets nerdy*

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

Lactose granules made with Kollidon 30 binder....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

So if I heated water to boiling tempurature

but it was contained in a pan that had no nucleation sites, would it bubble?

I read a book about the formation of snowflakes, it were dead interesting and had lots of pretty picture, that's nucleation as well innit?

/wiki

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

Well no, it's the bringing together of a dry powder with a liquid binder

It's not about boiling water and shit

It's about turning something that has the properties of a bag of flour for example to those of a bag of sugar... size enlargement and shit :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

But nucleation is important in other processes too

and boiling and freezing are examples. If you cool pure water below freezing in a very clean container, then there are no sites for crystals to nucleate, so it becomes a supercooled liquid. If you then drop a seed particle in there, it will freeze out from that almost instantly.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Well yes...

but Im investigating it in granulation and the effect it has on the size enlargement process. Basically for pharmaceutical powders in drug making :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Cool

Does that mean superheated water is possible? Or only under pressure?

I like the idea of dropping a grain of sand into superheated water and watching evaporate instantly in a poof of steam :)

I love science me

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Oh yes.

In fact you have to be careful when heating water in a microwave, if you're very unlucky it can become superheated. Then when you stick a spoon in to stir it, it'll boil explosively.
www.snopes.com/science/microwave.asp

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Science is awesome! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Oh hell yeah! :D

Nucleation does pop up in all sorts of places, I'm studying Materials Science and it always seems to be the explanation for something. The best demonstration we had involved champagne, and how to pour it without getting too much foam on top. (And then drink it of course!)

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Hmmm

pure water you say
microwave

and a loooong spoon :-D

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

This should work. And before superheat point.

Might need a really pure, and free from stray dust, atmosphere though.
Adding pasta to really hot water gets damn close to full evaporation.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Ok, I confused myself

saw the example of co2 from soft drinks nucleating when pressure is released from the can.
Also super heated water in low pressure nucleates, but I think I get it, smaller stuff turning into bigger lumps of stuff :-D

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

It's for drug making :D

making powders tabletable and getting the desired properties like size distribution and dissolution and shit like that....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

are you saying

that, given the right level of viscosity, time travel is possible?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

I think it shows how to split a testicle whilst it's still in the nutsack

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

that sounds fun

but the ideas i had inside my head pleased me more.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

That is a proposed mechanism for granule growth

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

MAKE STICKY TIME TRAVEL POSSIBLE!

I DEMAND IT!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Im sorry, Im not a physicist

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

bugger.

oh well, back to my prototype muesli-powered teleporters...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

Yes!

I have found a battenberg supplier that always has them at affordable prices now
My life is complete :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

affordable battenbergs?

truly, that is the dream of every sane person.

actually, i'd rather have dundee cake

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

£2 for a large one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

bargain!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

I don't understand science, but I've got a PhD

Time to start whoring my just-finished topical swine-flu-related Mort animation, before it stops being topical.

Flash version: www.morttheostrich.com/pig_flu.htm
YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=atq8r7yruGo

It's only about a minute long.

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giant_squid, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

Hhaha flying pig

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

shhh *spoiler alert*!

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giant_squid, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Hehehehe

I'd like to suggest you increase the volume of the speaky bits :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

i warned 'im

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

*awaits thin/2d penis joke*

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

I did draw this on paper first.... then my mate turned one of them into a cock

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

Is this you?

IS IT?!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNvM2qEl2HY&fmt=18

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Haha, I wish!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

holy science, batman!

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

SCIENCE!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

man that's boring show me a picture of a cat or something

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

I don't have any cats

is this any good?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

CATS

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

TEEFS!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

AYE, CATS

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Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

nervous about its tommy cooper impression

or just woken up from a nightmare?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Viscosity + Time = Biscuits?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Delicious biscuits! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Mmmmm!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

DELICIOUS EGGS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Egg, egg, you said egg.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

The must be SCIENCE! It has arrows and shit.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

But alas, no pokey cooks :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

_{nice bombs epiphany}

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

*stifles a giggle*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

>:(

AT LEAST I CAN BUY BATTENBERG :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Trump card.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

thank you for the high-resolution scan of your spooge

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

It's from a stereomicroscope, and it's lots of granules

But at least it woke the board up :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

calling it science doesn't stop it being NSFW!

look at them! clearly BREEDING LIKE BASTARDS!

infront of our EYES!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

MADNESS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

todays arty rps thing

cfb

and a random graph joke for mathematicians to sing along to

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OneOfSome, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

is that a dead bird?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

yesm

floating with the daisies in the pool of life ( or something )

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OneOfSome, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

i hate birds

unless they're in portion sizes and cooked to a golden brown.

/unresolved childhood issues

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

tastes like lizards !

but where do chicken nuggets REALLY come from

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OneOfSome, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

from the chicken's nugs

obviously

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Interesting, and Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

An infinite number of mathmaticians walk into a bar

The first one orders a pint,
the second one orders a half,
the third one orders a quarter of a pint,
the fourth one orders an eighth of a pint,
the barman say's 'you're all idiots' and pulls two pints.

BOOM BOOM :-D

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

that is 1/8 more of a pint than they ordered

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

1/8th less

1+0.5+0.25+0.125=1.875
edit: if two was the desired result, I'm not sure here.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

that's what i meant

leave me be, i'm shit at math.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

Edited myself there.

I'm ok at it, but I wonder what the intended result was.
Can't be drunk. Two pints won't buzz up four after all. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

That's enough of your insolence boy

see me afterwards.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

you're confusing me, guy!

*cries*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

You were right all along.

I hate to say it but this kind of makes me wonder about those recipes....

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

i'm just glad

my meagre talents have been recognised ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

HAHAHA! FUCK YOU!

*starts rereading past ones just in case*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

... is what they ordered, .but they actually received two pints

meaning they received 1/8 of a pint more than they ordered
*raises eyebrows*
*taps text book impatiently*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

so i was right?

WOO HOO! IN YOUR FACE, BARMAN!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

Hmmmm...

You are correct. The barman adds 1/8 to the total.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

But as the order is going to be infinate

and exponentially approaching 2 pints, the barman can't be arsed...

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

its a shame you had to point this out yourself

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

The joke, she dies

I think it's my most remarked upon pun to date though

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

well i enjoyed it anyway

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

The joke was an infinite

the 5th one would order 1/16th
6th 1/32 etc... etc....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

At some point the size of dissolved gas to liquid ratio ends before infinity.

The CO₂ needs a minimum amount of liquid to hold it.
Yet, I have no idea how small a portion that would be.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

By then the barman would have told them to fuck off, and no bar would be big enough to hold an infinate amount of mathematicians in the first place

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

maybe an infinitely large bar?

with an infinitely patient barman?

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

Line them up. My guess is that it would only

wrap around the block before the sequence got
small enough that the beer could be called flat.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Marc Almond anyone

Was it a full pint?

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

Marc Almond is not a nut

he is a fruit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

it was a stein

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Did they get four glasses?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

Ooooh, good call!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

no they didn't, they were all going to pay together ACTUALLY :P

maybe next time I tell it I'll say 'the fifth one walked up and the barman said...'

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

no they need

an infinite number of glasses

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

I think he's assuming the barman was serving as he went along

and not just collecting the order

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Hahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahhaha ayes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Another ContextFree thing

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Anal beads!

that is rather woo and yay!

go on have a click! treat yourself!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Haha

cheers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

The only kind of beads!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

AAU

ALSO
www.b3ta.com/board/9415672

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Hahaha

woo and FUCK YOU :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Hehehe!

I suggest you try it with something else though, soft apples or fresh peaches.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

this is another excellent recipe

although there is no "a" in the word "peeling"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Shit! Bugger! And Arses.

Thanks, and I will be more careful next time.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

heheheh

my pedantry gland is working overtime tonight ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Edited it with the correction.

Thanks for noticing and mentioning it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I do have your fav. But he's in a sitting pose.

I'll figure some way of using the Squirtle soon.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

he could be applying icing

to a nice cake, or blowing on some muffins to cool them down

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

An ever growing (in the sequence) pile of raisins.

He's in a seriously laid back position. *snapshots*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

this calls for birthday cake

he is clearly farting his candles out, as blowing them with his mouth would result in a jet of water and soggy cake, which nobody wants.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

I fear that water jets might emerge from both ends. [/;-D

Perhaps I should portray him as just lazy and of no help at all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

maybe

he could just be lying there, waiting for them to feed him tasty treats. or they could be having a picnic, he'd look good relaxing on a tartan blanket

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

this makes me want ot turn on my ds and play the game.

but it's fucking addictive and i know i will loose large chunks of my life if i do.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Don't play Phoenix Wright then.

It's so addictive I'm replaying it. :/

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ClanSoul, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Isn't it basically just pointing?

I mean I can do that at home.

And more dramatically too.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

i still don't know

who it is on that game i'm supposed to be like

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

phoenix wright is the least replayable game i've ever seen

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Shada, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

What about those games which evapourate after you play them?

Steam.

Fucking hell that was a poor joke. And didn't even really make sense in reality.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

he gets around a bit....

oh and I'm back and slightly drunk!

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

\o/

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

but then things went suddenly wrong... :(

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

Widdle beam! It's super effective!

Actually, it looks like it is not effecting him.
Must be immune to water attacks. [/:-D

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

it's ok, he's not resistent to a brown attack :P

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Hahaha! Now that's super effective!

*buys several copies of that as a TM*

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

I suppose this is vengeance for our president-before-before-last barfing on the Japanese prime minister.

Bushushu, I choose you!

(LennySA, Mon 4 May 2009, 6:41, archived)

Most awesome! :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

ahhhahhah

we were discussing the difference between cobblers and crumbles on the weekend
I think a cobbler is more of a cake batter than a crust topping
my flatmate has been working on a new crumble recipe - the topping includes coconut, sesame seeds, pumpkin seeds besides the usual flour, butter and sugar
been trying different fruit combinations.. last night's was apple, feijoa, currants, sultanas and yes, pears
AWESOME

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

my rhubarb crumble

could seriously stretch the material of your undies, that's how good it is.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Crumbles should be/are much dryer and have nuts and seeds.

More of a quick-torte type thing. Should also be very clumpy.
Cobblers should end up really smooth, soft and spongy.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

crumbles are traditional here (U.K. styles)

cobblers aren't.

I looked at some recipes which are like a cake batter (egg & milk) and some which just use water to bind.. hmm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

The 100% zero animal parts cobbler can be done, yes.

Oil for butter, no egg, and water for milk(soya can be used there).
Big thing to remember with no egg is to take half the flour and
all the liquid and beat it really hard, then add rest of the flour
and baking soda & sugar. Use dissolved brownsugar and bit of
sesame oil for the topping glaze instead of the honey.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

vegans can fuck off.

NO LAND OF MILK AND HONEY FOR THEM

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

HAHAHA! SO TRUE.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Mmmm mmm mm mmm mm wate

FUCK YOU

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

RAINBOWTENDRILS

TICKLING AT YOUR BRAIN

(

Shada, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

polykeet worms!

these are some very handsome sea-bottom creatures

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

a previously unseen image of zalgo at the gay pride parade

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

J P G?

:D Nice

(

Frogbeat, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

boo

ti
fuk

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

this is lully

rippling valin colornims please

(

OneOfSome, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

0_0

bioluminescence...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

(

Shada, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Yet again, amiga crack loader.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlXwmw8UY9w&fmt=18

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

hypno

gnnnn

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Zalgo on lsd ;)

(

Hellzapoppin, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Woooooah

I like it. O.O

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Far out!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

that would be the one ....

this is my new desktop wallpaper

awesomo, sir

(

OneOfSome, Mon 4 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

That's groovily good!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

so its true

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Bulldrog

bigger

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

Top shop.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

would

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

those nipples are giving me the fear

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

squeeeeeeze

them

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

i can't stop imagining licking them

*shudders*

or *sh-udders* if you will

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

mmmmm

mmmmmmmm

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

seriously though...

...your textures are immaculate.... excellent work there!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

tooooo kind

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Top stuff as ever

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 3 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

The dogs croaks mate!

(

Frogbeat, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Her croak is worse than her bite

I bet.
She is lovely.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

I will take 20

woo :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

what does he eat?...

...dead cats with flies?

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

excellent

runner !

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

he trips alot...

...HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!... :D

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

lovely as ever sir

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

FRORG!

WY!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

well

he can clearly be milked.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

Nice!

(

Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

yay

hhahahhah brill

(

The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

soup

herb

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

they're very good :D

(

arrangedletters, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Lovely as always

Have a frog related joke I've just heard.

How do frogs die?

they Kermit suicide.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

doom tsch !

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

I never want that to happen to muppets

(

arrangedletters, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

bountious wonder :D

it's a Frog! no a Dog!

...aaah.. oh. :(

woo :D

(

arrangedletters, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Very woo indeed!

Slightly unfortunate positioning of the watermark, I keep misreading it.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

hahaha

very nicely shopped.

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

FORG

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

boing

weeeeeeeeee

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

another handsome beast!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Beautifully done

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Buuur-Arf!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

awwww

its a . ermm . what is it ?

(

OneOfSome, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

thank goodness....

....that's not a barking toad

just ask Damian down 112

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Frogtastic!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

for some reason the nipples make it all the more brilliant.

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

future stuff...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I like the sat phone!

Reminds me of the opening sequence of Goldeneye :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

not just a sat. phone...

...it also reads minds and transmits messages to any computer.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

I like that

Is that a kniffy injector, in the bottom left corner?

I want those goggles

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

that is a...

...night-scope equipped laser injector and bolt zapper to stun and kill any enemy.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I'll take 10 of both, please

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Some of those don't look waterproof

And, as the parable goes, I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they live underwater. And your great-great-great-granddaughter. Is pretty fine, is pretty fine.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

pfffft :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

they are all waterproof...

...and will never break, malfunction, or corrode in any way.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

Well that's not very green is it

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

well that's the idea...

...live for today...and fuck all future generations!....Haaa haaa haaa haaa haaa (evil laugh)!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Paedo.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

where's the dildophone

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

I couldn't think what to add

so it just got a large cock in the picture instead.. i need a beer

(

The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

GO COCKS!!!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

I think that egg has gone off.

And don't worry, adding a cock to a picture counts as art on here.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

welll

i tried to add pirate bacon but the cutlass was just too differcult

(

The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I think we've all been there

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

...

Click for bigger (347 kb)

I feel superfluous :(

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

I went in to High Wycombe today, it is a bit like U.H.T. milk

nearly every road I went down, there was a church of some kind.

That's all, carry on with your wanking

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Listen to the orginal version of Jai Ho, it is damn good

and he seems to be singing about getting a lay and ejaculating

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Jai is my first name.Ho is not my surname...

/Twitter who gives a fuck blog

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

this thread is confusing me

i've no idea what either of you are on about

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

I am on about music

The first one, I just need to get it out of head

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

slum dog?

i must admit i'm partial to a bit of indian

www.funfreepages.com/games/indian_music_generator.php
NSFW ad's on the page

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Yes, but not that redone shit with pussy dog dykes

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

wtfayboa?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

took me a second but i think i have a new favourite acronym

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

you hadn't seen that before?

crikey

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

i don't think so

but then i only really learnt what furries are a month or two ago. i've got an incredible ability to not notice things

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

fair do's

and you were lucky to last so long with out furries in your life :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

to be honest, (and maybe its just because i've lived in a furry free world for so long) but i don't really get what the problem is

from what i understand the soft end of is just anthro cartoons like Disney's Robin Hood, which is ace, and the far end is a fetish. why does everyone seem to hate them so much?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

i don't hate them

but they don't add anything to my life

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

thats mostly the impression i've taken from it.

in my list of things i don't really care about i think it falls between smurf reproduction and trainspotting

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Does anything.

Cummerbunds? I mean does society really fucking need cummerbunds? Or the butterfly stroke for that matter?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Boredom and a false sense of superiority I imagine.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

I hate people with a false sense of superiority.

They are beneath me.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

music, I am on about music

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

I have been last.fm-ing that African band you mentioned down there

They're awfully funky.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

African music is great, a really good mash up and it is always done really well

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

Senegal fast food's my favourite

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I like that :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

It has that particular Manu Chao ring to it

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Yeah it does

I need to find the bit of Mongolian music I found a few years ago, I deleted the damn thing.

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Yat-Ka

is one cd with mongolian music I listen to every now and then

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

i saw them at womad a couple of years back

when they were still a duo.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

I hate it when people stretch out one letter to use it twice in their logos

Plus, that is Jesus' letter, you cunts! You are all going to DIE

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

It looks like a cross too! LOLOLOL

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 3 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

it's a Bapist Church

they love the baps!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

Mr would is back!

Yay!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

Hi, hon :)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

chompchompchomp

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Leslie Ash is The Queen!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Not enough trout pout

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

prob bindun so ill pop it here

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

yeah

still managed to not watch that film

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

it is pointless

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

yup,it was crap apart from the part where he kicked a guy down a well

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

no, it was just pointless

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

No more so than most other films

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

most modern films are pointless

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

I think the main point is to make money.

They seem to do that fine.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

That they do

and it pushes the good films out of the way

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I think the mindless movie fans make a good job of that too...

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

I tend to stick with black and white films

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Just turn the colour down on your TV

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 3 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

The TV licensing people can't be fooled by that any more

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

They've discontinued that

True story.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

About time too

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

This is the scariest thing I've seen on here in months

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

the audio that went with the chewing

was the most horrendous sound my ears have ever had to endure.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

That is probably my biggest pet hate.

Why do people need to make so much fucking noise when they are eating?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

People who eat with their mouth open

Shut your fucking mouth before I break your jaw and they have wire it up and you have to use a straw to eat

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

^This

Plus to all the people who really do Nom Nom Nom, save it for the internets for fucks sake!

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yes that too

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

not for the easily annoyed

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaFYcuAR1Yk&feature=PlayList&p=AEF3087E95B516A5&index=3

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

I dunno, I'm pretty turned on right now

(

McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

me too!

oh lord.

(

--- ---, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

Hahaha!!You sick fucks!

Dont fancy a sushi style blended bellend to be honest.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Whoop! Whoop!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 3 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

arf!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

wooooowww

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

I am sorry

: ) I just couldn't help it! am I a bad person?
is it a crime?!

(

--- ---, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

It's probably treason.

You're going to the Tower.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

The tower of love

like that song?...or something.
; )

(

--- ---, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

A force from above.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

that woooww was one of pleasure

no need to apologise ;)

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

stay away from my penis...

...PLEASE!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

...

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

hahahaha, that made me lol :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

You missed a bit off :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Hahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Almost spat my nightcap out...

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

that kid never destroyed...

...and WILL never destroy any cunt in his life...!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Just himself

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Shit, it is Mel Smith

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

Mick?

(

Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

'edit' damn can't resist!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

Haha

for some reason I thought these were slippers

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

yeah, me too

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

the one on the left is saying

hatatata

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

Freaky

O_o

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

hahaha, that is syncing well with the music I am listen to

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

*licks*

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

Love it,

I freaks me out

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

shoes, shoes, i love it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

Strong that MDMA innit?

Ning all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Bloody hell!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 3 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Haha

Very freakish. Mystery Bob made one of these too I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

I'm still learning how to animate in photoshop.

Any ideas how I would go about leaving out the bits of the cheek around the lips? Going frame by frame and masking them out?

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

Not me.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

hahaha

nicely

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Haha I remember this

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

hehehehe!

in other news i met up with jahled and long time lurker bad manners today and had a splendid afternoon.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/dscf0271.jpg
first dibs on the camera

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

what's he so afraid of?

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

hahahaha!

also,
www.b3ta.com/links/Snow_Leopards_video_footage

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

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