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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8076848.stm

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

I C U!

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Intensive Care Unit?

EDIT having a tidy up and found an old letter from the YHA trying to threaten up with action if we persisted in calling ourselves a youth hostel on our site. It was basically hollow threat so that they'd appear above us on a websearch.

Added bonus that for some reason there was £15 in the scanner:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I might be back in London this week

Ok to pop in on my way back

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Yeah no probs.

Can't guarantee that I won't be running around like a headless chicken though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

You always are sir :)

It will probably be Wednesday, in after the rush hour and back before the rush hour or after it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'll have to let you know. I'm going to try and meet a make on Wednesday so I my be having the day off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

They might need a few...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

no such website

silly people

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Forging?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Scanning monies for forgery purposes?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

ah with ya.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

That is quite an old letter

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Yeah

I basically told the to bog off and that is was impossible to copywrite youth hostel. I then said that I knew some of their overpcised grottos had restaurants in them, did they own the copyright to restuarant?

It's big corporation trying to bully small independant. FFS they chare £25 a night for a 10 person dorm, no brekkie, wifi or anything. You have to pay through the nose for that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

I refer your client to the response given

in Arkell v. Pressdram

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

(__, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Dang! I was sure it was going to be there!

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

hahahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

is that man or woman?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

Yes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

I think it is a women, but I am not sure

and I still can't work our what day it is, have they made some new days and not told me?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

It is Pois de Prairial

/French Revolutionary Calendar

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

oh god, not the french

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Only decimal calendar I'm aware of, sorry

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

silly french

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

hahaha :D

Looks like I chose the wrong day to quit flying a plane

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

Also she/he looks a bit like that women whats her name from black books and green wing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

tamsin grieg?

images.google.com/images?q=TAMSIN+GRIEG

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

yeah, her

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

I would root fran untill her eyes popped out.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

that wouldn't take long :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

I think you'll find

~~whats her name from black books and green wing~~

Debbie from The Archers.

I know she's one and the same, merely that she was in The Archers waaaay before Green Wing or Black Books came along.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

I know that sir

I was going to say that, but thought that more would know her from black books and green wing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Are you suggesting people don't listen to the Archers?

I thought it was law!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

I have done and do now and again

I thought she was still in it?

MSN just popped up to tell me I had an email and I thought it said 'The black people', it really said the 'the book people' I should put my glasses on

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

She is still in it,

Although more of a 'guest' role these days.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

IT'S IN MY SHED

what do I feed French people?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

FROGS AND SNAILS AND LE GARLIC

(__, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

ZUT ALORS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Stuffed foxes on a bed of mulch

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

bloddy frenches and their fancy cuisines

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

I remember when the Columbia shuttle broke up.

There was the mission control officer, obviously very upset, and all the BBC bint on News24 could do was to keep banging on at hm about "could it have been terrorists?"

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Hiding in plane sight

Plane is retard, French arrival boards say so

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

Plane is retard?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Had to (didn't warrant a new thread)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

Meanwhile, on board the plane...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

never actually watched it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Me neither.

If there's something in popular culture that ore than three people come up to me, raving, and tell me about in a week, then I don't bother.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

they turned on the cloaking device

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Level 1 invisibility watch

they should turn up soon

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

I'm guessing the button has got jammed and they can't turn it off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

They must have a dispenser on board

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

silly Kilgons

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

Missing?

Call Inspector Clouseau!

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Mr Bojangles, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

no, no, no, if they did that, bloody Steve Martin would turn up....

....shitty remake crap

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Have they tried turning the radar off and on again?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

They tried, but this happened:

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

*chuckles

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

What I don't understand is..

The plane left Brazil at 22.30 GMT last night, and they lost contact with it at 06.00 GMT today according to the beeb and CNN. Which I reckon puts it somewhere near the Canary Islands about 8 hours into the flight. So why are they now looking for wreckage off the coast of Brazil? The time/distance doesnt tally.
edit. UPDATE all the news channels are now changing their text, bbc now says lost contact at 1.30, and elsewhere it refers to a message received at 2.30. So I give up :)

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Three Dog Man, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Sounds like a maths question...

Is the answer Richard Branson profits?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

It's fallen into a Donnie-Darko style time portal.

One of the engines will be a major plot point for someone.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Maybe it went a different route?

I noticed this when we went to Las Vegas a couple of years ago - we went via Greenland. I figured that it must be because of the curvature of the earth or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Coriolis forces.

Also, sea monsters.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

What, 8 hours on a direct flight and still near the Brazilian coast? Surely not.

I suspect they lost contact much earlier than 06:00 and thought it was just a transponder failure and didn't raise the alarm.

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Three Dog Man, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

It's ok, they found it:

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Quick... call Johnny Ball!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

I can't be arsed to shop the air france tail in but you get the idea

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Is this a promotional shot of...

..."Hugo Chavez - The Rise To Power"

Written and directed by H. Chavez.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

"Yes, milady, he-he, No, milady, Tee -hee-hee" - Camilla grew weary of the constant Parker jokes.

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Q4nobody, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

LOLZ

Scarily accurate! Well done!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

psst

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19128

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oh double damnation and poo

My secondment starts 1 July, and I won't be able to go anywhere for the first month.... *spits chips*

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

paat:P

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19766

EDIT: Sodding hell. We already have a third of this years attendance turned up already!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

pffft.

http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/314159

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

I appear to already have visited this calendar day:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

aw.

there should be more aussie shindigs.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

You are a bad man

pffft!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Nice shopping on Charles there

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

4 hours hard graft went in to that smile!

cheers

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Q4nobody, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

But what did YOU do to it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

prince cameo in coronation street?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Now shop it!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

haha

BBC news channel at the moment is ridiculous. I hate it when something happens but they have no new info, so they just get a load of people in to say the same few facts over and over again. Grr.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

is it "Jamnog still sober"?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Let me guess

"We've lost a plane. Um, it's still lost. Yup. No idea where it is. Er ... let's hand over to Slutty McBoob: Slutty?"
"Thank you Cock McBollocks, no I don't know where it is either, but I have the head of The Relevant Corporation with me. Head?"
"No Slutty, I don't know where it is either."

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

this sounds more like ITV news

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

needs more "let's ambush a random member of the public in the street and ask them!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Plane still missing

Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
OH WAIT!

Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

I'm waiting for the inevitable

sloppy CG of the 'presumed' last moments with a little computer game explosion when it hits the water. 24 hour news my foot.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Their target audience is people who don't what a plane or an explosion looks like

generally people with absolutely no imagination whatsoever

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Good point!

G.E.F.A.F.W.I.S.P ...arf!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

heavy electricity is to blame

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

done

flimmr.passagen.se/movie/family_guy_plane_crash.action

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

hahaha

FG last night was ace - Peter Griffin getting the gay gene and then it wearing off at the worst possible moment.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

Hahha

One more time with feeling, PLEASE!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

lots of padding and no new info? plane lost over sea? sounds like a series of LOST

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Needs more

Polar bear
terrible acting
snogs between people who haven't brushed their teeth for a year
smug sense of self-satisfaction

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Once again, you have managed to summarise

this apology for a TV drama to perfection.

*admires the Scaramanga skillzorz*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

^ seconded

with every fibre of my body

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Oh it pisses me off

"What do you mean you don't get it? There's nothing to get. It's what you WANT it to be about."
No it's a TV version of what stupid people think davuid Lynch would do.

It can Fuck off...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

I think I love you

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

I love you

cos you're the only person that reads my blog

Which needs new reviews... work permitting

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Aw! *smooshes*

I think I'm on some kind of anti-spam filter as I can't comment on your blog anymore. It happened with Roodie Doodie too. :O(

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

You have a blog?

Link me up, big boy :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

...

www.joescaramanga.co.uk/blog

It's mainly film reviews but there's some ranting and raving in there too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

^this!!

'tis a spot-on summary!

I used to like lost... Then I got to series 3 and got bored.
I'll just wait for it all to finish, then read up the plot summary on wiki

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha!

That was *exactly* my plan!

spooky....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

They all find out that the "island" is really the Isle of Dogs

it just seemed like an island because the tide was REALLY high.

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

hahahah! to be honest, judging by the way that program was going, It wouldn't surprise me in the least

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

So what can you tell us at the moment?

"WEll, not a lot. It seems that someone who may know something has just gone inside, but so far they haven't told us anything. Obviously if they do tell us something, that could be astonishing"

Any idea when that might be?

"Not yet no. The person who may know something may emerge at some point today and may then tell us something, but we couldn't say when that be, who ther person is, and whether they know anything. back to you"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

*waves*

Hullo

I have the feeling my liver is still struggling with the beer content of my blood

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

what ho!

I was incredibly shit at talking to you on saturday.

I may have apologised already, as I spend a lot of drunk time apologising

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

For me, it was rather a little too loud for conversing, so I just mostly stood around trying to make sense of the world through the medium of sign language and screaming

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

just noticed you've got bawls again

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

hello fella

Yes, since on Saturday, 10 people asked me what happened to them and several people mentioned that I will be always with them, I decided to strap them back on for a limited time only

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

they suit you sir

you were only half the dixon we love without them

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

\o/

Yet again I failed to chat with you on Saturday, you lovely pile of tea-drinking loveliness, you.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

and beer

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

You!

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

Hey you :)

Lovely Sunday, very much enjoyed it :) x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

It was top grade all round, still smiling now.

:D
You get back alright - T5 not too horrific?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Far too, far too short as always :(

T5 was remarkably empty!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

We rang ahead to pre-warn them of your arrival

Also... look sharp!

*running glomps*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

wuhhhhhh? =:O

*pinned to floor in glomp attack*
*parries with glomp tickling*

:D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

tickling?!

*giggle-screams*

Did you get my text message yesterday btw? We got most of the way home before I got hit with extreme paranoia over whether I had the wrong number for you. Then I had a nap.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I did, but wasn't sure if it was you or K :D

Will send you a gaz later, off out in the sunshine now

take care lovelies! x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

fear not

they've just announced it would have run out of fuel by now, no one will burn when it plummets from the sky.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

well, it's either that,

or camping outside the clinic Susan Boyle is hiding in

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

hahahaha

have a parrot

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

wants

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMRcR7JerbI

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Crikey

That's marv that is. Look at me being all cool -'marv'. Peace out.

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

You're one cool fanny

sounds refreshing in this weather? Thanks

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Q4nobody, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Lovely to almost meet you on saturday

we were stood near each other when you were introduced to someone else near me, so I knew it was you but I didn't say hello for which i apologise

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Are you sure we didn't talk?

I seem to remember speaking to you. Maybe it was a phantom conversation. Bah. You have a lovely girlfriend! (If I didn't speak to you, you have a lovely phantom girlfriend :D)

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

thank you kindly

she proved very popular.

It's fab that I can dump her somewhere like that and she just gets on with it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

You are such a lovely, Madame.

Pleasure to make your aquaintance

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Aw, merci

I didn't speak to you enough. Sad face.

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

hahah

Noel Gallagher

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Hahahhahaha! brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Thanks again Steve

Ninj's earlier Nick Nolte contribution was the inspiration (Cheers to Ninj)

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Q4nobody, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

woo

very nicely done :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Many thanks

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Q4nobody, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

now that is very good

*click

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Why thank you

Always good to get the Royalist approval on such matters

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Q4nobody, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

Jeez, that is freaky!

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Improvement I'd say?

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Q4nobody, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

If she inherits Parker's fighting skills as well as his face

then the British media had better watch out!

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

FP WIN!

although i'm now a little scared

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

An old joke.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

hehehehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

smek smek smek smek smek smek smek smek smek smek

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Shada, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Actually it was due to repeated matings of mother and son

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Like the royal family

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Oh so a bit like the Cambridgeshire Fens then?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

tee hees

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

robin painting

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

He's not

He's just standing there!

Happy Christmas!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Yays

only six months til the London bash then!:P

EDIT: Redidded it from scratch. Took less time the second time.

Again cheers cakeburglar.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

Brokefast :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Ah, it works in Firefox....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

pfffft

Not enough of him laying on the floor or shagging the units

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

No fur on the units.

You can understand why the cats buggered off though.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

I would really hate to be his liver right now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

being a liver is probably

a step down from being a human in almost every situation...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

To his liver would be on the point of death its self

It is probably playing chess with the Grim Reaper right now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

it probably leaves a mess on the baord

every time it moves a piece...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

That is why the Grim Reaper has such long sleeves

So he can mop up the board

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

hmmm

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/2455187/Kids-brought-up-by-animals.html

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

hahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Excuse me what are you doing?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

OH NOW I GET IT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

You do?

Could you explain it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

Certainly.

When a man zebra and a lady zebra love each other very much, they email a stork. The stork acts as an antenna and sends a signal to Ikea. When Ikea gets this signal it posts a sofa to the zebras via a predetermined delivery service.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Do they do this whilst they're fucking?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

Don't be silly, I'm sure they find it hard enough to use a keyboard as it is.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Ah you mean like

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Clipclopclipclop.

faukegfk eafulnef ifnafhmserfgl suhnafhkf

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

if you shoot and eat the stork

is that like an abortion?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Depends if it's on the way there or on the way back

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Oh your answer was better.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

it's on the way there

but only to tell them it forgot what it was that they wanted...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

It all depends on if Ikea do mailorder.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

That would be shoving your hand up its arse, grabbing its beak and tugging it inside out. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

break⋅fast
/brkfst/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [brek-fuhst] Show IPA
–noun
1. the first meal of the day; morning meal: A hearty breakfast was served at 7 a.m.
2. the food eaten at the first meal of the day: a breakfast of bacon and eggs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

Smartarse!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Worst thing was the on dictionary.com the sponcered results came up first.

So the first result for the word macdonalds was:

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

im loven it, r u loven it 2?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Who the hell has Breakfast at McDonalds, it is like eating cardboard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

you're supposed to take it out of the box first

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

The box probably has more nutrition in it :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Do do do dodo. I'm loathing it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

I walked right past the berger king and went to mcdonalds

I didn't fancy mouse crap in my burger

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

you're a rat shit man then?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

it has more flavour in it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

It is a lot nuttier.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

it no worky

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

I'm not surprised

it has hangover!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

worth waiting for

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

hahaha

I like that lot :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Looks like some unhappy toast in the background there

I wish I could meet all you funsters, but alas, the swim's too far from Australia.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

That's no excuse

I've been to Australia for a bash!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

WHAAAT?? Really?

OK, that's it, I'm saving up for a trip to Old Blighty. Save me half a kipper, or whatever the heck you Brits have for breakfast. And don't forget the Vegemite.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Jellied eels, crumpets and tea.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

No point we've got marmite

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

Marmite is the carnivore version of Vegemite

But will do in a pinch.

Crumpets with golden syrup, or porridge (oats, water, pinch salt) with a sprinkle of brown sugar and a belt of creamy fresh milk, mmmmm that's the go for breakfast in winter.

OK, how many lurking B3TANs are in Australia, specifically the eastern seaboard from Cairns to say, Melbourne? I know keb/-\b will be in it, plus a few other Aussies here.... should we do a bash?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

haha that was worth the wait

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

haha

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

not fair

i still cant see it...dont have teh firefox :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

You may need to force a reload, with Cmd-R

(It was all grey before I did this; afterwards it's fixed).

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Bee Nice |-|, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

eh?

no understandee techy talkie :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Ctrl and f5 buttons

does a total refresh rather than the ordinary one which assumes some things haven't changed (ie the stuff already cached)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

HOORAY IT WORKS!!!

thanks Jessie and Bee nice...I has learned nu skillz :D

and hahahahahahah to Riverghost....nice rework ;D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

hahahahaha

happy xmas :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

ha ha ha

loon.

How are you Squire Bobs?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

"Robin an paintin an a bottle o' brass monkey ... "

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

hahaaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

\o/

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Oh my, that is wonderful :D

*kisses*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

From one of The Bemused Dutchman's pictures

One of my favourites - but only cos I had a FANTASTIC source to start with :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

Go on my flickr

I have plenty of wildlife photos, if find a good one feel free to use it :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Will do :)

Get less chance to do them these days though :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Nice birdy!

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

ooooh thats ace!

woo!:)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

So is yours

Love robins :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

me too!

:) i did a parrot too the otehr day :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

*thinks*

Parrots!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

woo -v.nice! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Well, since I've never been able to get my parrot out before now...

Here she is...

This bird thread is smashing! Give the fur a break, go for feathers, LOL.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Puffins are the closest thing we have to parrots in this country

unless you own a parrot

Click for bigger (285 kb)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

All I can see when I see that is TF2

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

I like puffins

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

That are nice, madam.

I don't think we got to talk on Saturday, though...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

I'm not sure we did

When did you get there?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Arrived about 7.

Stayed until we got kicked out of the pub.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I went to Nando's at some point

Never made it back...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

that is rather awesome!

and as this is a birdy thread:

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

wowsers

did u paint that??? its fantastic! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

yup; acrylics. Cheers!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

its very very impressive!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Yay for acrylics!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

Oh wowsers, that's brill

Acrylics for the win. Oils for the depth. Pastels 'cause I'm a lazy cow and couldn't be arsed with oils. When I retire, maybe

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Ta!

I've gone over to colour pencils lately:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/sketch.html

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

Try some of the pastel pencils - so much woo

More control if you are an anal retentive control freak like me when I'm drawing, and every feather has to be JUST RIGHT

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

show off

woo :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

That's bloody marvellous.

Colour me well impressed, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

thankies, Grunty!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

That is bloody excellent

May I show this one off now?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

wow

cocking ace!! :D (see what i did there!) :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

I likes that too :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Thankee!

I do my pastel drawings on sandpaper, 600 grit is best, really holds the colour, and gives you so much texture to play with.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Thanks for the tip

I need to get back in to doing some pastel drawings

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Cock!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

May I be the first to say "I love your cock, Mrs Trellis?"

*wink*

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

You'd be about the 75th actually ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

sulks into a corner

Oh well, it has to be said, regardless. ;)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

blimey, that's awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Thank you, your work is gorgeous too

Somehow I don't quite think I could replicate the same effect on a graphics tablet, but I'd like to get one to play with anyway. So much arts, not enough times to do all the mediums.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

that was traditional artwork, but you can get quite close to it digitally... Try Corel Painter...

With a bit of know-how you can do it in PS too

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Nice cock!

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

You too, I'm sure

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

You knows it

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

*votes*

mmm sausages

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

wooo

sausage in the post :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

wouldn't it be cold and mouldy by the time it arrived?

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

no its a special one

'onest guv! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Nice one sir :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

thank ya

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Oooo lully!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

cheers mr ghost

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Robin Painting is nicer than Robin Banks

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

hehehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

all whacked up on Scooby Snacks?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Lovely

I saw a robin the other day and it wasn't even Christmas. It LIED.

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

the lying git

hope you hunted it down and gave it a damn good spanking :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

Or some breadcrumbs

They HATE that

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

dont we all!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

that is lovely stuff, Rev!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

lovely stuff Sir

you getting your Christmas card designs ready for mass production?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

hahahaha

would be nice! i could do with the cash! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

nicely

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Have a different Robin.

Hopefully, one I'll get to see when I move to Aus.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Yay! I've a photo of one of those!

Can you do one of a Blue Fairy Wren? They are like blue jewels, about the size of a Yakult bottle, but better looking, and probably taste better too, truth be known.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

I've got an F-14 Tomcat to finish first.

I'll see if I can get round to it before the move.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Had the misfortune to witness some of this over the weekend...

(Daimonion, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Needs more foriegners and BNP ads.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

Britain's Got Immigrants?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Has it?

*informs Daily Mail*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

That would be fun - who would we start with?

The Angles, the Saxons, the Celts or the royal family?

the English, the Welsh, the Scottish or the Irish?

That would be ace!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

The Beaker People

Beaker bastards, coming over here with their beakers.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

*gets this and lols*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

hmmm

needs more diversity

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

bloody xenophobes

coming over here from Xenostan

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

well as the welsh have been here the longest

all the rest should bugger off, or bribe us with cakes to stay :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

Britain Needs Something Better To Do On A Summer Saturday Night

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

ha ha ha

how is it that Talent shows are a good idea again? I thought they died in the middle 80s when we became more sophisticated as television viewers...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh shit, I fucking wish

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

She prolly takes her Ipod

The Queen apparently likes them.. ..or at least has to attempt to stay awake for the proles.

(Daimonion, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Arf. Oh dear.

'Ning everyone. Lovely to see those on Saturday and that :D

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

You too gorgeous lady :D

Sorry I legged it at speed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Did Nando's kill you?

Was marvellous to meet you anyways!

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

No, booze killed me

Next time I will stick to tea. You can trust tea.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Apart from Ninja Tea.

Very sneaky, that stuff.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

wotcha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

waitin wotcha waitin wotcha waitin wotcha waitin fooooor

Morning Proffywoos.

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

ningles sexy pance

it looks like the bash was full of cool and sexy people... it would have been cool to be there... and I'd doubtless have a witty anecdote, probably about Jamnog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

heh

You are in my hitlist to meet, be warned.
I have no anecdote about Jamnog, though he did greet me with a 'Well helloooo there', which he would have carried off if he wasn't spilling water over himself at the time.

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

also - that's a very passable anecdote..

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Hooray!

Good to meet you too!

Fun times?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Very much so thank you

I didn't get so say bye to you so.. BYE! *can-cans into the horizon*

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

*cuddles*

You give good hugs

Sorry we didn't chat more or I may have said some thing that didn't go with what you were saying, I couldn't hear a thing inside

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

You were charm itself.

It was very loud, I ended up smoking like a demon outside for the majority of the time. *wheezes*

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

I smoked wayyyyyyy to much that night

and ended up try some of When's snuff, which has sorted my sinuses out :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

hahaha she has gone nuts

They have checked her in to the priory

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8076413.stm

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Lightweight

People have lasted longer on heroin!

(Daimonion, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

at least the Cowdenbeath Crusher

hopes she's okay...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

fuck me

I'm glad Gordon Brown has the time to check up on her, since he han't got anything pressing on at the moment

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

You fucking what?

Well at one point I thought she was Gordon Brown...

(Daimonion, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Mmmmmm.... me like birdy.... me give birdy kiss....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

Yikes!!

Hiya Moley, how ya doin' sir?

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

I'm good thanks. Had a great weekend. Spent yesterday in Southwold - little Moley loved it!

How's you? Had last week off?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

Aw bless him, sounds great!

I'm fine ta sir, knacked after decorating all last week :)

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

would

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

wood

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

Excellent!

Silly Northerners, pigeon is not nom-time.

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Yummy

*is hungry now*

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Christopher

Eccleston?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

hahaha, that must be cakie in the top picture :)

Right, I have things I must get on with. First: trying to make myself feel more human

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

oh dear

brilliant

Have you got a Nap for me? I need forty winks

WINKS!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

*Winks back*

;)

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

WINKS

37 to go!

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

I refuse to join in with this lunacy

*winks*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Too much to drink at a bash....

*applauds*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

What is this "too much" of which you speak?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

There were a few examples on display

I apologise I did not get the chance to say howdy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

The embarassment is entirely mine, madam.

I suddenly realised I was utterly mashed and talking nonsense, so made a hasty retreat to avoid boring any further victims. Did you have the good fun times yes?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

I did

I think

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

This is the very first thing I see on b3ta when I connect this morning

And it's lovely. Wooo! I have a feeling it's going to be a good week, this week.

*clicks*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Did anyone see that documentary on narcolepsy?

It were ace. There's a charity for it, and it's run by narcoleptics. During their board meetings at any one point several of them will simply drop off - even in the middle of speaking or whatever.

It was pure comedy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Nah, I fell asleep

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

*orders several dozen*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Good 'nings, good Sir.

It was good to put a pint to a face at the weekend.

You survived OK?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

Good Morning, my fine fellow!

Likewise, great to finally meet you!
the Night(mare) bus was a truly sobering experience, but I eventually made it home, surprisingly with wallet intact and amazingly unstabbed, so all was good!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

0_0

I was so relieved when you text to say you were back. I think if I'd been sober I'd have organised some sort of 'get everyone (Grunty) back home safe' party, the idea of you travelling home Saturday is only giving me the stone cold fear the more I think about it.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Awww, bless you, lovely...

Even after living here for years now, the Night Bus still holds almost mythic levels of fear.
It's the extraordinary levels of craziness on display.

I've no idea why I didn't get a cab - I had the money on me.
*slaps self*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Had I known

you could have jumped in with us...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

I was on a mission initially to get more smokes, which took me up toward

The Cromwell Road.
Bloody 24 hour store wanted £6.30 for 20 Marlboros!
But ta for the thought, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I need a new laptop... I was looking at the mac ones but I don't like Mac OS I don't think... also - they're expensive.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

Steal one.

Much cheaper.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

hmmmm

a lot of students have Mac Books... I'm bigger and stronger than a student!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

You see?

Campus corpus Christmus you should do it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

Macbooks are obscenely priced

Yet enough idiots with high paying jobs buy them, so there's no reason to drop the price

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

yeah

price of technology is coming down.. unless there's a picture of a half chewed apple on the front...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

I got myself a custom built dell

It is lovely :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

okay... I hadn't thought of Dell

custom built by them?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

yes, you pic a model and then you get a list of what you can have

I got a studio 17, it did cost a bit more but it is worth getting a custom made one. They are also quickly made and delivered, it took about 10 days from ordering to them delivering it.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

hmm

thanks - I'll check them out

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

I got a Mac Pro, but I use it for work as well as play

I wouldn't recommend a Windows user to switch, unless they have specific reason.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

good - thanks

... I was seriously thinking about it, but the desktop I could build for the price of a mac book would be an affront to God.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Yea you get a lot more for your cash,

But on the other side I i think an expensive mac will last 3 times as long as a cheap PC, so maybe it all evens out. Horses for courses innit :)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

this is true

I've seen people spend buttons on a laptop which is a) already years out of date as soon as you buy it (mmmm - celeron) and b) lasts 10 months and starts to fall apart.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

I'm still waiting for someone to pop up and mention building Linux machine.

Let us know what you decide. :)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

I'm supposed to be taking a Dell SX280

and turning it into a Lunix based UPnP media server... just for the geek of it really, but I could do with one.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

O_o

Having used Macs for so long anything beyond changing the memory of sticking a new HD in is a mystery to me. But good luck with that!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

hahahah! *buys armfuls*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

I need that quite badly

*buys*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

ah 40 winks on the shitter

I remember those days, until I realised I could sleep under my desk

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

Ninj!

How's you?

I think I need an iSleep, right now!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

haha

although the iphoney is starting to look nifty

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Grumpy Turtle is grumpy

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I like grumpy turtle.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

grumpy turtles all the way down?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

awwww, he just wants a hug

I feel it needs some fart bubbles

They are going to crash

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Those elephants make me nervous

I can't handle the suspense

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

*seizures*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

ha!

made my day

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oCo, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I want him to be happy.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Awwwww.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

New thread as it took ages. Obviously from cakeburglar. Oi. CB OK if I us your anim?

bare with me.

ARGH! Imageready just crashed! Sorry.

Have a puppy instead!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

is it foggy in Earl's Court today?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

It's more Clegg than foggy

How you diddling fella?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I am good

I must congratulate on your elegant wastedness

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

As far as I'm aware I did nothing silly

except drinking lemonade like a girl

Amazingly I remember CAKEY TIEM!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

*bares*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

phwoar!

Edit: Can I have my pance back, please?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

speaking of phwoar

was good to see your sexy visug in the bash pics

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

*blushes* I look like a sweaty bag of spuds... especially when next to the sartorial splendour of the marvelous Dr When.

I do wish you could have been there, Prof.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

It is as I told you - your presence would have been very sorely missed

So many happy faces when they realised they got to bask in your loveliness.

And it is as you say - Prof UC's presence would have been an excellent and appreciated addition!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I have Derby pencilled into

my diary... I should hopefully be popping my bash cherry with you all then

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

*major-league blushes*

*shuffles feet*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

I wish I'd been there too - it would have been a great deal of fun

and I could have kidnapped Freebs on the way past Leeds and we could have ransomed him back to his family...

one day I will turn up to one of these and many a bottle of the finest wines known to man shall be purchased and much fun shall be had.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

<cough>Derby</cough>

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

how easy is it to get the finest wines known to man

in Derby?

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Actually, I have more wine than I know what to do with* currently!

We bought a stupidly cheap box of 'world wines' as we like the odd bit and it's like a grown up tombola, worked out less a bottle than most cheap ass wines you'd get when you felt poor/stingy, and god are they delicious!

...so delicious we keep forgetting to cancel the repeat order they automatically set up for you. We're on 4 big boxes (12 bottles a box) and counting.

*Total lie, I know exactly what to do with it

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'll attack my diary with a bolder pencil!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

You have to make this happen

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Don't worry about it.

We all looked like shit when compared to the inherent sexiness of Dr When.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

The man is an adonis

of style and sexie tiem

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

He really is

I also managed to get yet another holy grail of photos - JPG, Dixon and Prof together! (Then only other one I know of is the classic from the Derby bash a couple of years ago).

I only had my camera phone, but it came out nicely, and GOD are they sexy.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

It's the least I can do

As soon as I remember where I left them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

*rummages*

Aha! Oh...

I'll clean them first

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

why? did you make him shit himself again?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

She is *that* good...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

O_O :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Always nice to see :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

*orders new monocle*

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I'll bare with you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

ZING.

Wait, huh?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

*falls off chair backwards*

I'll be alright - just leave me down here

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

*sucks off*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

well I never

!

*drops monocle*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

*drops monocle*

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

*lions*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

*tigers*

FORE!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

oh my!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

*gooses*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

*shits*

sorry, I didn't chat with you on saturday...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Mostly my fault to be fair

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

*pandas*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

*ducks*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

is it jamnog in the pan?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

It was.

And I went to the effort of removing the cat from every frame!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

hahahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

If there a fire at your place?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Something seems to be happening here,

but it's rather dark.

*squints*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

what?

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Shada, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

IT was very good

but saved to 4 colours!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I'm tempted to rip out my fail image.

that would be funny.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

this is without doudt your best work to date

keep it up.

oh, i forgot.
www.nightbooster.com/

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

NightBooster erection pills works rapidly ,

and has a minimum effectiveness of between 4 and... 18 hours.!?!?!?!?!?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

it's all relative, that's fucking fast compared to continental drift

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

voice of experience?

/damn you and your ninja editing from 'erosion' to CD

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I know about timescales.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

i never read the small print

*orders

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

You say that like it's an unusal thing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

I can't see what it is yet

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

ooooh i'm all excited to see what you've done

hurry up and sort it out love :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

pixel pixel pixel pixel pixel pixel

Pixelephant !!

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oCo, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

*likes*

*clicks*

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Runelephant.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Elephants on parade

Hippity hoppity *sings*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Hurray :D

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Woo! but it's much too early for all this

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Super Duper!

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fuscous, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

THE ELEPHANTS ON PARADE

Look out! Look out! Pink elephants on parade! Here they come hippety hoppety
They're here and there pink elephants everywhere
Look out! Look out! They're walking around the bed! On their head! Clippety cloppety arrayed in braid pink elephants on parade
What'll I do? What'll I do? What an unusual view! I could stand the sight of worms and look at microscopic germs but technicolor pachyderms is really much for me
I am not the type to faint when things are odd or things are quaint but seeing things you know that ain't can certainly give you an awful fright! What a sight!

Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!
I'm afraid need your aid
Pink elephants on parade!
Pink elephants!
Pink elephants!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Yay pink

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

I think you've missunderstod what b3ta is about

we're not interested in this sort of thing.

*luvs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I've misunderstood what b3ta is about more than 6 years ago

I still don't get the point, really.

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oCo, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

there's a point?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Every time I feel like I understand it, it makes me move away from it for a while ...

... then I go back for more.

B3ta sucks, b3ta rules, what's sure is that B3ta loves me, it's written on my very own screen everytime I post something.

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oCo, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

b3ta loves you

like a favourite whore

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

it's zen like

if you try and figure out the point you're missing the point

*goes cross eyed*

I love your elephants though.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I like!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

... Belgian Fart Porn

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

...pencils and earwig houses.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

... wearing another man's hat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Lovely work as ever :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Needs more speed and Yakkety Sax

But woo nonetheless.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Poor elephants running but going nowhere

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

very nicely indeed

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Morning sir

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

just dandy if a little spotty

i trust you are well

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Just about living :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

I like this

I feel tempted to speed it up

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9484018

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Every thing needs yakkety sax

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Aceness

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

this is ace this is

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

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Shada, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

aaaqwwww....

*Mancini's*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I think Jamnog finally found the right "girl"

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

haha

poor Jamnog

Jamnog - are you lurking? come and join in the fun.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Squirrels with tits!

Also: Hahahahaha!

One of the first things I saw when I arrived on Saturday was Jamnog dispensing hugs and talking about arseholes.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Haha, dear god, sounds like i missed out on a cracker

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

hahaha

He goes for trees though :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

very nicely done

it sounds like Jamnog had fun - good luck to him I say

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

splendid.

me me me me, wanna see my rash?
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/i_got_an_ology.jpg

told you i was allergic to you b3tards

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

wtf? i'm that colour normally.

Also I have more chesthair nurr nurr nee nurr nurr!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

thankfully i'm a bit further up the evolutionary ladder

i'm mocked for drinking tea at bashes, this is a result of inhaling the putrid alcohol laden fumes from b3tards, the dots will join up during the course of today. one advantage i always get a seat on a bus, meningitis anyone?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

hahahahahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Lovely.

I was watching a pair of squirrels fucking in my garden this morning.
There was some powerful thrusting going on!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

pics or it didn't happen

nogporn

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I'm surprised your powerful thrusting

didn't scare them away

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

I think it spurred them on

/squirrel dogging blog

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

dirty vermin

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

My cat

made the mistake of chasing a squirrel this morning.

He'll learn the hard way he must share his new garden with many creatures. Some of each will fuck him up good and proper

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Nature's hierarchy is strange

Yesterday I saw a blue tit successfully chase a squirrel off the bird feeder.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Sounds like an influx of gay squirrels

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

hahah he'd pass out after a thimblefull of champers and miss the rest of the night...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

hehe

extreme drunkeness is the sign of a fun bash :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

The great egg race

(rogue pieman, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Cheater!

He/she has no egg

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

*emails adjudicators*

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I'm glad

someone else is taking this outrage seriously

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

change the egg for a hand grenade and you are to a winner

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Needs more Heinz Wolff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

naked Heinz Wolff

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

57 varieties

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

of naked Heinz Wolff

This is a must see

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

4 Stars

The Mail on Sunday

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

well, cheetahs do love their eggs.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Camilla Parker Nolte

Edit: Inspired by Mr. Savalas! Ning all BTW ;)

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

*GLEES SO FUCKING HARD*

kisses are heading your way!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Wow - that's some impressive gleeing right there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

it was nice to meet you sir :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

You too, Sir - a splendid night!

I ended up being kicked off the tube at Cockfosters - it got all a bit Jacob's Ladder at one point - and getting a blummin' cab home hahaha.

I think Joe S got home before me and he was one of the last men out!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

hahaha :)

I think I was bit to stoned on Saturday, bits of memory missing and I kept of thinking it was a new brand new day that the government had brought in with out telling anyone

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I got kicked off the tube at Earl's Court.

I had to share a taxi with Yeknom.

'Ning!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

I spent the weekend moving boxes full of books

and getting covered in dust.

Now I'm homeless.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Glad to hear you survived you first one

let's hope it's the first of many

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Already signed up for next year.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Get yourself signed up for Derby

That's the next big one

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

pft

cockfosters!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

I'm engorged with glee

there will be gleejuice a-plenty soon

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

"Oh I feel so funky ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

"when I'm slapping my monkey"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Phwooooar!

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahaha :D

woo

'ning Ninj

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Ning Earl!

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Haaaaahahahaha woo!

Also - are there any bash pix up yet? If so where?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

et voila

www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Looks as though it was rather splendid

Next year I will make it.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Morning Mr Vaggers

how were you feeling Sunday?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Erm ... I didn't feel perhaps quite as healthy as Cliff Richards after his bran flakes on a sunny morning.

But I delberately breakfasted on foodstuffs with extremely high saturated fat, salt, and carcinogenic content, had a long shower, and then went for a walk, which seemed to do the trick. However, it wasn't really until the aforementioned afternoon Margarita that I was able to converse in any meaningful way other than grunting.

How about you?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Not bad

for some reason JD and coke just doesn't make me hungover. No matter how much I guzzle.

Twas good to meet you.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

I had to go to something else last minute.

Did I miss much?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

as soon as jahled sends me the disc i'll upload his gallery

why he can't do it himself is beyond me, lazy fekker

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Nicely done

Impeccable blending, getting her beard onto his face like that

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

ha ha :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Ha ha. Nicely done sir.

In other news, only 39 years and 5 months right here on b3ta apparantly, to get to this.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Nice work, capt.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Disappointing lack of nudity Cap'n HB.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'll sort something out later. Sorry.

*gets undressed*

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Congratumalations

I have some catching up to do

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

grats!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

I don't look too happy about it.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Hahahhahahahahhaha! awesome!

Ningles Nj!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Ningles Stevie!

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

hahahaha... fucking brill!

*click&*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Cheers Joe!

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Classic Work, Ninj

Morning, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

*glomps*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Goodness!

All well, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Head is still hazy, but I have had some sleep now

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Surprisingly productive, oddly.

Rather tired, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I need to go and do things

God my head is hazy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Did I meet you sir?

If not why not?
If I did I apologise for not remembering, I had had some alcohol

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Ningles, sir!

Still gleeing like the proverbial thanks to you.

Lady S shares my view that you are one of the finest human beings on this planet

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Ola, Mr S!

I'm very glad to have finally gotten them to you, I really hope you enjoy them.

She's a very kind lady to say such things, even more so when the same applies to you both.
You're a extremely lucky chap, if I may say.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Thank you very much...

And so is she, as I have to constantly remind her

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

You!

Missed you down there V V V. And on Saturday it seems.... *hangs head in embarassed shame*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Oh, don't!!!

*massive hugs*

I was worried about you!
Jessie & The Prof helped you back to duvet land, so all was well.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

In my defence I had been poorly

Was I drunk or were you wearing a PLAIN shirt? This has been confusing me since Saturday....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I was worried that the glass of water I got you had been contaminated in some way.

You suddenly went very quiet, and that was that.

re: shirt
*ahem*
I'm afraid so.
It is one of my faves, though. ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I had water?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

I managed to force a glass into your hand

between you doing shots of Wheat Grain Alcohol...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

And when did I get the policeman's helmet?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

after you stole his pance

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Darn it!

So that's where they went..

Trelly, you devil, you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

*blushes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I too was very worried

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Thank you JP!

Mornin' sir :D

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

arrghhh

too realistic...claws out eyes

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Instant improvement

*writes note to Camilla to grow her beard out*

Woo!

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

wow :)

that's totally awesomely done :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

gourmet cat cooks for you

ningles all

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

HAHAHA

*clickies*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

thanks :)

he thought you all might need some sustenance after your debauched weekend

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

hahaha

Pretty undebauched for me. I had to BBQ for 30 and be semilucid incase something happened back at the hostel.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

then first breakfast is for you

for all your hard work...enjoy :D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Did you hear?

Jamnog started drinking again at 5pm yesterday

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

it was on the news

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

It should be, with a warning in big flashing letters

The trees should be worried to

The tree in ghosties garden will start sprouting little tree Jamnogs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

hahaha

I noticed that tree trunk was infested with ants and bugs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Oh god, there are going to be millions of bugs with his face

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Yeah I know.

I was on the board.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

I can't remember, my head is very hazy :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

I couldn't even remember what day it was by Saturday afternoon

I kept on thinking it was some strange new day of the week that had been sprung on us

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Me too. I managed one of Mrs V's special Margaritas, and a glass of Cava before calling it a day hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

as a skilled embarrassing drunk at a party person

i must say i am impressed with the reports of him :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

hahaha

He fell asleep on the floor, propping open my front door. That was how mediorce got his first impression of the place as he entered the building.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

hahaha

excellent work from that man :D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

that is surely a marketable skill in this day and age

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Have a woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

this woo is having subliminal effects on me

every time i see it, i want to copy the actions. it's getting worse. one day, my mind will give in, and i will be trapped in perpetuity rolling my shoulders and raising my thumbs, a rictus grin upon my otherwise vacant face

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

go with it

a career in showbiz will undoubtedly follow :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Would you prefer her doing the thumbs up or Paul McCartney

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

who... is... she.....? It's almost... Hypnotic

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Some woman off of youtube

I will have to make another one which is just a close up of her cleavage

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

YES

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

it is a minute long and all you notice is her cleavage

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Hahahahhahahahah! *click!*

nings Cakes!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

ning t'orig

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Yum

I need sossijes

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

*very likes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Aw!

He tries so hard!

Ningles all! and a Click to start the day

(

Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

hahaha!

manic

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

HAHA!

ning lolz

(

Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

HAHAHA!!

HELL YES.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmm, cremated foodstuffs

Ningles

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Ningles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

MWWWWWWWWWWWAH!

*waggles toblerone*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

*cuddles*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

*smooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

\o/

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

*bear hug*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

*stops breathing*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

oh nose

*lets go*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

haha!

this is exactly what would happen

nings cake

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

'ning sir

hows you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

bore da

mistar savalas :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

YAY! Meow meow meow!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Big click

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Awesome.

*noms*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

quick unt rough

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

bloody nora

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*hitches up tights*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I thought they were just rolls of loose skin

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

they are

... tights, made from rolls of loose skin

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Urgh. Where's JPG with the 'Dixon award' when you need him!

(

he's over here, responding to email

and being a thoroughly good chap

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Make that 'Working From Home'*

*Modern-day skiving excuses #43

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

how odd

#45

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Darn, I foolishly invoked teh codez...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

FORBIDDIN SEARCHY CODEZ!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

I AM INVOKED!

what am I doing here?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Hopefully putting on a nice big pot of coffee...

Morning, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

just finished a pint of tea

coffee will be later if the tea doesn't work

how goes it JPG? was the bash all you wished for?

I must make an effort to ~~touch~~ meet you people

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

A very fine time was had by one and all, it seems.

I'm pretty good, ta, bacon & egg sarnies are being re-prioritised for urgent consumption.
How are you, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

mmmm, wankable

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

As requested...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

yay!

and also *snuggles*

(

Hello, Lovely!

*snuggles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Dammit!

I was just sitting down to make exactly this!

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Comp Pearoasts

(Virulent, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

this made me giggle

14 clicks for you

*edit* is it my monitor or is the text bigger on the board?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

bigger than what?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

than it was

Ning Sexy

Have you seen the bash photos

Man I was wrecked!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I have not seen the bash photos

they're hiding from me

I am displeased.

ningles sugar tits - good weekend?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

very - yes

Ghosty is a superb host

www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/3582248978/in/pool-b3tabashes

I'm in the background (you have to play with levels though)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Oh, shut up you big pooey liar

You got my hopes all up then, and also made me want to bang my head on a rusty railing for missing you!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Ah, looking tanned as ever...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

HONKEY.

:D Hello.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

*waves*

Greetings, you young roister-doister, you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

How old do you think I am?

FURTHERMORE: any wonderful plans for a sunny Monday?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Well, you're significantly younger than I am :D

Sadly, work is occupying the majority of the next few hours.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

There'll be plenty of afternoon sun left over. I'll put some in an envelope for you.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

You are too kind, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Yeah. This is the real unshopped one

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

New Predator-vision Lenses by Canon

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

it's Big Foot (or bbb)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

b3tans are all of teh sexy

*rubs thighs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Not extreme, but certainly interesting...

(Virulent, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

pft racist.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

hahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

And finally

How far can you climb before the nasty elastic works it's magic?

(Virulent, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Hahahahaha

This wins

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Hmm

That looks like a nice bit of Gritstone. So want to go climbing now...

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

this is ace

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

hextreeeeeeme!

Pfft!

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Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Happy good morning to you all...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Teefs!

Woo teefs

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

board scrolling down lol

(

has to be done!

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Blimey!

He's a looker...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I think I ate one of those in Cambodia.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

OH HAI UNTRUSTWORTH ANIMALZ

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

morning moleymoleymoley

what is his name?
what does he eat?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

He's called Sceloglaux and he feeds on the laughter of children.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

yay!

feed it meats.. from the end of a long stick.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

hehehe

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Hahahaha

What's red and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Ooof!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

it's bad enough taking pictures of my mum

you could at least refrain from posting them on the interwebs :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

hahahahah! nings moley!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Hallo Stevie!

Good weekend?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

TEEEEEFFFFF!!!!

Excuse me, would you mind awfully if I just pea my toof shark from a couple of weeks ago? Thanks.

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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

'ning

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

CANNOT UNSEE!!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Much clearing up?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Oh. That is much better than mine.

he he.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

eeeeuuugh

no.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

From what i've seen on this page, the bash had the air of a christmas party about it

as in, there's always one who makes a knob of themselves and gets talked about until the next one

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

I agree.

There is always one at our dos too.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

I've been lucky in that we've not really had that (yet!) for the Derby bashes

at least not to that extent

(

I'll see what I can do....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

You!

Are you ok, poppet?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

We elect you for next time:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Top hostage by the sounds of it, 'ghost

You look like a bit of a hardcase too. Are you?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

We spent two days in near constant fear for our lives!

he's a total fluff, unless you don't return his key before 10

(

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

he's an absolute nutter!

He's got concealed knives and CS gas in his shoes

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Which was no mean feat seeing I was wearing flip flops:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm mostly fluffy:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

I've only seened pictures of her here on b3ta so it could be to do with that

but she always has very stiff nips when I see photographs of her...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Good voice.

Far too much vibrato to have any credibility. With training she could be a good singer.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

I hope she wins

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

There's always the pay offs.

I'll just pop this back on.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

hahahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

how are ya fella?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I'm good chief

a nice relaxing beery sunny weekend with barbecurrie and more beer only spoiled today by a stiff shoulder.

How is the top part of our fine United Kingdom today?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

it's wonderfully fantastic

the sun is shining the weather is sweet - yeah.

I have a cold like you wouldn't believe so I'm a coughing sneezing mess... however it's my last week at work so I see it as a parting gift to everyone.

sounds like you had a good weekend though. Huzzahs!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

haha

where are you off to next? Or have you won the lottery and just working out your contractual obligations?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

in the immediate futute I'm off travelling to new far off and strange places

like Australia...

beyond that I'm off back to Uni to study medicine and eventually become a brian surgeon

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

cor! but meh - it's not rocket science

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

I doubt we're going to need rockets or space ships in the future

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Oh c'mon - you can do better than that.

Give everyone SARS.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Sexy SARS.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

BUMSARS

I'm going to leave a present in my desk draw for the person who turns up next

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

three envelopes to be opened in case of dire emergency

the first one says 'blame the last guy' the next one says 'blame the fact that this is a transitionary period and systems are still being put in place which will be able to cope with this problem in the future..." and the third one says Ritualistic human sacrifice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

So you're not going to piss in one of them?

Pretty mature, man.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I'm going to wipe my willy

on the spout of the kettle... I just hope it's not boiling while I do it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Fucking. Genius.

Welcome to one of only a handful of reply threads I've clicked.

(

thanks sweetie

right -- meetings time

see you all later

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

O_O

Mein gott!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

JA?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

yes

nine jars

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

I was far too busy on saturday to watch that

BTW I see the clean up isn't going to well

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

pffft

the aftermath of Hurricane Jamnog

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Haha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Oh, so not too bad then.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Arf!

Looks like the bbq/garden area from a couple of years ago...

(

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

arrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

*runs away, but not before saying "Nings CHB!"*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

air hair lair there.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

BLOODY HELL!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Isn't she in the priory now recovering from exhaustion?

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

That's just what they want you to think.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Sorry, I meant "Exhaustion"

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Not what I wanted to see first thing in the morning

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

"Hello Simon.."

Morning..everyone sobered up?

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

yes

I expected this might be the next topic.

Did you see her merry little dance after the final result?

edit: oh and excuse me - fab pic BTW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

I want to see the dance!

I didn't watch it, I was boozing on a grassy bank watching ace fireworks :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

from 5:45

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMz03DnirQY

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

oh cripes!

that was cringe worthy :|

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

she foxtrotted straight over to the Priory

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

she's polished up nicely!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

looks like Robert Smith

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

The poor, poor man.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

And poor Robert as well

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Robert Sith q+d

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

*moves like cagey tigers*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

So she lost

she still makes all the front pages yesterday
and is the top news story this morning

We live in very fucked up times.

And people are still niave enough to think that the result was a surprise

Ace pic though!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

why so serious?

:D

I saw a bit of that britains got xfactor stuff on sunday... Ok, they do have talent, but it's still a really shit slice of reality tv crappolla

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

A friend of mine went to watch it live

well, it was free.

She said they weren't allowed to leave their seats for nearly five hours.
Sounds like the seventh level of hell

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

I would have walked out if I had been told that....

5 hours? Shit, I'd ratehr go stay in Guantanamo....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

She also said

thatd espite what the media might spin, Ms Boyle looked fucking relieved when she didn't win

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9483751

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

wonderful Sir

simply wonderful

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

hey thanks!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

You mofos need some cuteness up here

I was bored. Panda was cute.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)

Heh!

Panda am cute but we wanna look at the horse, love.

(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:36, archived)

WEEEEEEEEE!

Work it Panda!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

I recognise that panda :)

Go pandas!

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

Oooh.. that horsey is better

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

Rocket Panda!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

Hmm..

Chinese Panda, US Navy....he's gotta be Special Ops

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

WEEEEEEHHHHHH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

Silly panda.

That is not how babbies is made. Find lady panda. Before it's too late for you lazy fat pied bastards.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

Yays

'ningles all.

You know, I think jamnog reminds me of a puppy. Even after he's left I keep finding little 'treats' he's left me round the place. The chalk writing in my toilet wall saying 'jamnog' and his half used G&T lemons in a saucepan in my crockery cupboard.

EDIT: yays! FIrst day of Summer. Pinch, punch, first day of the month (no returns)
*is wearing his anti punch and kick for being so quick bat belt*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

pfft

he certainly left an impression on you

I will not be able to look at his squirrels again without imagining him comatose on some bark chips

so where is the full collection of pics then, including the sexeh ones?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

hahaha, yeah.

Althought everyone found it funny once they'd got a couple of pints down them, he did make a number of people feel uncomfortable beforehand. As a hostel manager that is a pretty big issue. It also reflects extremely poorly on my business to have a passed out drunk lying in my front doorway.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

really?

I'd have thought at least an extra half-a-star for that!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

here he is at home

~~www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q~~

www.youtube.com/watch?v=StVLVXUZuV0

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

hahaha. Wrong sort of hostel. :P

I've still got to pop across the road to RUssel the flower stall owner and appologise on his behalf.
That's the trouble. This is the street I live and work in, I know everyone.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

he upset that many people?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

Fortunately mostly confined to people in the hostel

but up to and including people working on the roads and stall owners.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Hahaha!

"sorry he hid a poop in ur flowers"

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

I'm not sure.

I know he bought some thing.

Thanks to Dixon and my blackboard he now has a symbol like The Saint.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

He managed not to die then?

Soemone, possibly yourself, told me he'd been drinking for 17 hours?

Despite ecverything that is fucking hardcore

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

especially when drinking from a pickled onion jar

actually, not so much hardcore as quite possibly an extreme cry for help

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

Yeah...

see just the thought of that made me boke more than anything

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Furries need help, man.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

especially when drinking from a pickled onion jar

when outside an italian restaurant eating a bacon sarnie at 8am:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

was that Saturday or Sunday?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Saturday:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

haha fuck

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I was pretty impressed at his dedication

unfortunately chemistry wasn't on his side. One should never waggle a buttock in the wise nosed face of SCIENCE.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Great, another thing I can't waggle butts at.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

Damnit!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

Janet!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I love you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

The road was long but i ran it, Janet

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

I always forget to pinch and bloody punch.

YOU UTTER CAD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

nings Ghostie!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

*waggles helloey hand*

I don't think you were on at the weekend. THere were shannanigans I tell ye. shannanigans!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Couldn't make it, unfortunately..... :(

there appears to be a lot of talk about one particular b3tan getting more than a little tipsy early on.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

what gives you that idea?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

hahahahahhahahahahahha! oh dear......

no one's going to let him forget taht one anytime soon....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

Spaz back

He was a bandwagon on Sat/Sun.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

oh good lordy.........

O_o

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

*shuns*

very disappointed you weren't there

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

I'll do better next year, promise!

unless.... I, or someone else sticks, say, the St Albans Beer festival, or something like that on the calendar (in september, I believe).... Hmmmmmmmm.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

A whole festival of beer...

I think you should stick it in the calender

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

was there some sort of shindig on this weekend just gone?

how did it go?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

We all sat down of a cuppa and compared needle point patterns.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

sounds riotous

~~needle point patters~~ genitalia

I can't find photos of all you sexy people having fun - have they not made it onto ~~Flikr~~ New Scotland Yard's Website yet?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0REl8pTBI9s

there ya go

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Nings you lovelies!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

good ninglings JS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

*lovelies*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Cheers fella!

Just like to say another triumph!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

Got

21 sign ups already for next year.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

nings Josephene!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Hahahhaha!

'ninlges to you all, this hot baking morn'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

It's been a scorcher this weekend!

many of my white bits are now brown bits

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

haha! I've a good mind to run a network cable out of the office and sit in the park area....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

insist that it become company policy in order to boost morale and productivity

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

that sounds like a plan

if only I could stop them boiling tar up...

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

uh ts uh ts uh ts

tecno techno techno techno!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

hahahahahha! marvelous!

nings prof!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

good ningles Steven

how are you? do you have a smashing blouse one today?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

I am bear-chested today, showing off my manly moobs and thick and wavey chest hair.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

ooooOOOooohhhh

all the lucky people of [where you are]

I'm not wearing a tie today!

/racey

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I'M STILL IN MY PYJAMAS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

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