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# hello

it's good evening
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Well, I can't make that any faster :(
Yeah I can :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
It is some thing to fear :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# thats really fast
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Stop that!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# :D
'gyrates'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# woo
funky balloon hat ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Taking the Postman Pat?


(sanchosser, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# cho!
how neat is your hallway!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# the room to the right is like a blood bath
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# welcome mat alignment is a bit off
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Error?

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Good noob :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha aceness!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Taking the Postman Pat?
is that twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# insults?
www.pown.it/3385?r=985181 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# he is crap, I can come up with more then that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Nings Earl
How's your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Hello Stan
my day has been very good, with good news :D

How's your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I've had my brakes done on my car
after months of only just stopping in time. I've cut my hedge down, after months of it being too high and wide.
Good news?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Had to go for a review at the docs, redid a how mental are you test
I have vastly improved in the last 7 months :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Yaay!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# New brakes, does that mean you got new shoes so you can do more indy style braking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Haha
Nah i need new shoes from powering the car!

/Ford Flinstone owner
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# i have feet
they're good enough for me.

/can't drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Ning Smash
I hope you've had you bikini on this afternoon! (and took pics)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# no bikini
just my skirt pulled up over my norks, as usual. 4 hours of sunbathing yesterday, 3 hours of shopping today. i was fully dressed for the shopping, though.

EDIT: where are my manners? ning stan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I go shopping naked
As Mrs Trellis will find out on Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Watch out MK :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# pfff!
i'm off for a lie down, feeling a bit headachey :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# awww, go get a nice cool drink and cold flannel for your forehead
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# *awards one of them 'JPG image' thingys*

Edit: I mean Grunty.....Not a jpeg..which is an imamge thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Send him a GAZ
He was going to find my last one, so he can owe me two now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# You didn't need my edit !


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# GAZ him man
I might be seeing him tomorrow, but will forget about it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# i'm still waiting for the parts to come in the post
stupid leaky brake cylinders :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I have an Escort (don't laugh!!)
£20 quid for a set of shoes and a tenner for my mate to fit them
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# It is a god damn Land Rover, it is it's main job to piss oil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# still not leaking as much as my triumph!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Land Rovers never stop leaking
It must be some thing about that time period, that means that all cars leak
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I gotta post this too
just because it is
www.pown.it/3375?r=985181 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Old man shoes and a pair of flip flops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# flip flops are wrong
unless it is in electronics, then you need them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Beige carpet in a doorway
Asking for trouble!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# more of a buff peachy colour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# those flip flop innards are impossibly white
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# They look pale blue to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# either way
their cleanliness would seem to indicate that no feet have ever been in them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Or...
Flip flop with sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# that is both wrong and german
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Your Majesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# worship me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# *Genuflects like crazy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I DEMAND TRIBUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# *Chocolates and wines*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# i approve of this
fetch me a swan's neck, that i may wipe the royal chocolate starfish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I've never heard such balderdash!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Compared to the skirting board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I thought they were white
but then i looked again and they looked pale blue.
Now I don't know!

You are Derren Brown AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Derren Brown scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# That's what he WANTS you to think
but actually he doesn't scare you... or does he?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I think he scares me, that's enough to convince me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# My flip flops smell :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# stop wearing them on your nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Wash underneath the foreskin to prevent build up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Sacrifice your firstborn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# considerate of them
Related Pea:
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# haha that's very good
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# is it wrong
that i'd leave it at the depot?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
#
depot hedge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# you know me so well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# You would make a great postie
Well no, they would leave it on your door step in full view for anyone to nick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# if it isn't collected
it's returned from whence it came.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# And a brown door in a white frame?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING MAN/WOMAN/UNDECIDED?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# fuckers
www.flickr.com/photos/kingsuperspecial/527686534/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# At least they tried to put it through the door
They left my order of a lens for my camera on the door mat, they didn't even knock even though someone was in
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Slightly lost in translation


bought these from the local Chinese shite
shop to stop a chair from wobblin and was chuffty
to find the double up as butt plugs
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# are you Stanley Unwin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# *and on tonight's programme"
/Esther Rantzen Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Real photo thread?
Very well: beware leaving plastic bottles next to your stove....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# hahaha
You will set Smash off again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# nah
too limp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Too much risk of the lid coming off more like
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Just man up and use it the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Either way, lid-loss is a risk
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Christ, how deep does yours go?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I just meant if the lid comes off it'll leak everywhere....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# true
i'm not ending up in casualty again!


errm.....i've said too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# wonderfully crap :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfTW3Byr520
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# pfff!
what a shit way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I know
Being zapped by a bloke in a dust sheet in a pool of black water
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# not their best costume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Would have been better if his cock was out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# of course
unless it was dripping black ooze and assorted oily gunge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# *Looks down*
*sighs*
*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# give it a wash
and get back to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# a better lube then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# lube is one thing
clagging up your pubes and funbox is a different matter entirely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# he comes......ZALGO.....
edit: tits, I just clicked I like this. now i'm going to look like a sexual deviant...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# sexual deviant and looking like a paedo at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I'm going to have to report myself to the Daily Mail
shit.... I don't know how but i've deleted all my autocompletes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# And apparently you are also in Peter Pan in some theater in London
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# someone posted a link for a new Peter Pan play
They said you the guy playing Peter looked like you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Here
www.b3ta.com/board/9488472
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# that's because you are
don't worry, you're amongst your own kind here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# You could take it off,
but that might lead to dangerous suction effects. Worth a try though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# How do you know it is to limp?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i can tell
by looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# It is plastic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# plastic can be limp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# only when enough heat is applied
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# hmmm
it does get hot in there though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# i'm hot stuff, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# if you move it that fast, you will cause damage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# at last, a use for parkinson's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Or curved for better access to the g-spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# This is a man who knows what he's talking about
Oh, and you have me for another 15 minutes, B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Bawls!!!
I've missed you bawls Sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# enjoy them while I have them out in the breeze
They're for an indefinitely limited time only
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Oooh!
*admires*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Very lovely magnifying glass you have there, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# hoorah! the bawls have returned!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hello! :D
I mean't to ask you this but forgot:

Do you have a branch of your family called D'Attoma?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# not as far as I know, why?
I know we have one branch who think they're related to the Queen and another branch who are part of the Wilkinson sword family, but I've not heard of any D'Attomas.

The Sellick's hail from Cornwall originally I here, if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hmm, yeh it helps by ruling out who I think you are related to
You bear an extremely striking resemblence to a mate of mine - right down to the accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# haha i wish I had a tenner for every time someone tells me those exact words.
I'm beginning to think that there's a factory somewhere in Western surrey cloning me...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# There is!
I believe they call the place 'public school'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# haha *awards gold star*
but I didn't go to public school
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# What was it then boarding?
I know you had to pay anyway, and to be honest I'm fairly vague on where public school ends and begins.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I went to public school
it was full of twats (I include myself in this)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I think if public school was full of twats they wouldn't all turn out to be sexual deviants and closet homosexuals.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I was never raped in the showers
so I don't think it counts as public school
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Or perhaps you're just an easy slag.
YOU WANTED IT REALLY. DIDN'T YOU, YOU WHORE?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# *sads*
Still, i'm on my phone at work so it's prob for the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ribenda!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Indeedly enchilladas
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# that's me!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# It's starting to sink in ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# can you make it bend back the other way
using only the heat from your stove?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Real Photo thread? - go on then

/and thanks for your comment on the Blakeney pic, I assume you liked it - it seems to be the best thing I've taken so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# aw....
Jeff Minter would approve.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# That is a fantastic picture!
Woo you Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# cheers fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# New camera?
Ace pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Had it a few weeks now, and trying to steal times to get away and use it a bit
quite enjoying the cack-handed attempts at photography, and learning a fair bit every time. This appears to have been
my best shot to date..

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# What is it?
And if you say "A White Hole" I will slap you.

edit: Jesus shitting christ, that's an amazing pic. *folds arms and sticks out bottom lip* Not fair. I want to make pretty pics too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Sony Alpha 350
I was very lucky to 'inherit' a load of good quality Minolta lenses from a 35mm bod who emigrated to Spain a few years ago. never had the heart to sell them, and then found out the Sony Alpha range take the minolta lenses.
So have a half decent 'starter' SLR with around 9 decent lenses, plus the standard kit lens that came with it.
/+ lots of other varied pieces of equipment he gave me before leaving. I have two cracking flash guns here, but have no idea if I can get adapters so that they will fit the sony body

I'm having lots of trial and error shots, as I've never used a full on SLR before - so all the 'best of a bad bunch' efforts can be seen here:
www.flickr.com/photos/simonpegg1976/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I shall peruse later at my leisure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# dwarflols
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# It is easy, just play with the settings and take lots of photos :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# that's facking lahvely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That is gorgeous sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# ooh lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Any time :)
Wanting to get up to Cromer area at the end of the month, I need a decent plate of fish and chips
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I'm making fish and chips for tea.
And mushy peas.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# come to Sheringham then...
/actually, stick to Mary Janes in cromer, or Straights in Sheringham
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Thanks for the recommendation :)
Where's Mary Janes?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# The main F&C shop near the sea front
/follow the main one way system through the town, and it's down the bottom of the first turning to your left, before the left turn beside the church
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Ah yes, the one I go to anyway ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Stay clear of Dereham
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# it's better than Yarmouth
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Can't see the sea from there
So I would anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Good, that is were my mad lezzer ex lives
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# fantastic shot sir
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# gosh... that is a nice photo :)
I'm all envious of you people who can take photos. I'm absolutely hopeless at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# you're very kind, thank you sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# t'rimming?
tj : anyone recommend something free which will transcode NTSC to PAL?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# try this
online.movavi.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# ta
However, it's too large.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# depends what you mean by transcode...




no - sorry
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Yes. You'll need to rip the DVD with DVDshrink, and patch the files with IFOEDIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# real picture thread, you say?
Got back today to discover someone had parked right across the driveway, despite there being loads of other places to park.

Clive who runs the garage opposite suggested we block them in, so we did. Guess what happened next...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# An invasion
of leopards?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# close...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# cheetahs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Ocelots?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Jamaicans?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Ghurkas?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Helen Daniels appeared, dressed as a fibreglass mollusc, and shouted WILL YOU BE MIIIINE DEMIS ROUUUUSSOOOOS!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# that would have made my evening!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
What a wonderful image :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# he rammed both cars to get out?
your area looks eerily similar to my street...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# ooo!
no, that's what I was worried about. I was keeping one ear open for smashing sounds, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# They bumped your car
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Nope.
Fortunately not...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# a fox jumped onto the car
and shat explosive cherries all over the windscreen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# What actually happened
now seems awfully boring!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# explosive anal fox cherries FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I want to know what happened next
nice house btw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Ta!
It's going to be very anti-climactic.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I'm so used to that
get on with it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# OUT WITH IT MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# He got two mates to bring their cars and block YOU in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha!
carblocking wars!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# do tell!
I had someone park in my back yard this morning, as if it's some kind of free car park.
Must get some paint stripper.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# some people are unbelievably selfish
when it comes to parking...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Did they summon a horde of angels
to move the car? I bet they did. It's so like them.
(fume troll, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# haha!
No, she came back, got in the car to get something from the glove compartment, and then walked off again, WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING!!!

There, told you it was going to be a let down.

We then had a conversation something like this:

Me: Excuse me?
Her: Yes?
Me: Is that your car?
Her: Yes.
Me: I couldn't help noticing you've been blocked in. Why would someone want to do a nasty thing like that, do you think?
Her (slightly embarrassed): Because I parked across their driveway?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# haha
was she cute?

you should have torched her car
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
#
-r +u
-c +se
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# that was cryptic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# she was kinda...
hence the softly softly approach!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Hmmm
I just knew it would be a woman when I saw the picture.
I don't know if this is terribly sexist, or just that women are more likely to drive little silver/grey hatchbacks.
edit: the old Volvo estate in my back yard screamed "fat old builder" at me, and he was.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# cars do reflect their owners, it's true.
I was fully expecting her to be a woman, and she was.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# .
...and then a horde of angels dressed as Helen Daniels shat explosive cherries on her?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# exactly!
pics to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I would pay someone else's money to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# RPT?
Ok then,

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Phwor, mountains.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# And boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Ooooh! I like that.
Where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Just my local church in february or whenever it snowed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
# very atmospheric.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Ooh, looks lovely and cool there.
Where is it? I'm going to look at this picture while sticking my head and shoulders in the freezer cos I'm TOO FUCKING HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# :D
Lausanne in Switzerland. That was taken the first night I was there. It is such a stunning place. I saw blues I have never seen before in my life :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# wow!
looks lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I wish I was back there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# yeah - holiday photos can
give you that happy/sad feeling. Melancholia, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Aye, a very melancholic yearning.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# lovely!
*feels a bit sad for you*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Vet

Is a polar bear a suitable pet for anyone, whether they're made of cardboard or not? Probably not. But then again, they'll be extinct soon so you might as well get one while you can.

from mycardboardlife.com
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I went through the archive earlier.
In conclusion: I love you, lets be friends forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# ^^^^What ttststtststtststtstststatststatsttaststar said
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I LOVE THEM MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Now then kids
There is enough of juzzard for all of us to love
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I'm taking at least a foot.
Or three toes, final offer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I'm having the brain and the cutting and sticking hands
HA!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# TO THE CLONING MACHINE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# *rides*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# *climbs on hippo*
"Warp 9 Mr Data, make it sow"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Data?
ooooh, i'd violate his warranty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# He has a robo cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# like i care
just as long as it works
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# his robo cock might be like a jap blokes cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I like to imagine it comes with optional attachments.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Well when I say "I like to imagine"... no... there's no undigging that hole...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# ^^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# no, that is Kryton
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# No no no no! Kryton would have a cock end like his head, that would just be painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# and yet strangely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# nooooooooo!
my ex is an oriental type. if it wasn't for his other skills, i'd have dumped him a lot sooner.
besides, tasha yar never complained.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# she died not long after that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# he shagged her to death with his horn overdrive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# she died in that tar pit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# that was Data's sex lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# He has set protocols to make him very good apparently
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# this is what i've heard
skilled in multiple techniques, i think was the phrase he used.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Something like that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# yes, this very true about me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Bugger. I really need to think these things through.
Well maybe I can make a necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
# A pearl one?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I thought you'd never ask
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# as long as i get the penis, i'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
# How do you know they are a he?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# i don't know
i just really hope
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# HA, they are woman
So no penis for you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# bugger
glad i got those batteries today
*buzzes off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# heheheh
i see a tone, i've just got to lower it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Yes, how did we go from 'the love of a new person' to 'talking about cocks'??
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# i'm here
the conversation ALWAYS ends up being about cocks when i'm here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# They aren't either
I know this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# THERE'S STILL A CHANCE!
*rummages round for the good undies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I read today in Focus Magazine that Homosexual men statistically have longer penises and longer ring fingers than heterosexual men.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# That's just luck
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# No, it's SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# So if you are in-between those two stats, does that mean you are bi?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# No it means you are either Ron Jeremy or E.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I don't want to be either
E.T. looks like a turd in a condom and Ron looks a turn in a condom that has been rolled in dog hair
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# 3 times in 15 minutes
My balls are like currants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# don't taunt me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I'm starting to wonder if all hetrosexual men have micropenises now
I'm pretty sure they don't
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# not all of them
although i've met a few
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I read today that 78% of statistics are made up by random people on the internet and then used by lazy journalists who don't bother to fact check.
hey up sexy pants, have you still got my boxers?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Can I keep them until your smell is gone?
I wish I hadn't have been so hungover and tired when I bumped into you in the shower room.

*tries to recall blurry memory*
*has blurry wank*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# yeah but by the 59th bump I was starting to think something might be up
it wasn't until the 2006th bump though that I realised what was happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# *dry-bumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# and those swhers were a hell of a small
how the hell did you manage to hide in it waiting for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I kept flaccid by thinking of Margaret Beckett's fetid, dandruffy minge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# That's probably from the time they accidentally used superglue instead of lube.
It happens to all of us once.

Them! IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF THEM ONCE!

*looks around uneasily*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# O_o
*checks hands for superglue and pubes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Fucking hell this is the worst text adventure ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY A PUBE-GRUE.
Go North?(Y/N)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Go West, surely?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Life is peaceful there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Also I'd just like to take this opportunity to state that I always presumed you were a beary kind of gentleman.
Wherein actual fact you looked like someone who had been forced to leave the army, and still thinks about twisting a man's guts with his bare hands.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# :D haha
I've only done that once. And from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Same here.
Though I am a surgeon.

And by surgeon I mean I cut someone up once.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# It makes for some crazy reading!
and I'm glad it was my comic and mystery penis that inspired it
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# why does it have to be a mystery?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Toyah says so
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# that ginger witch can get bent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# The less successful first iteration of the mystery machine.
Though a lot more fun to ride.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# velma wouldn't agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I read that as vulva
on that note, gnite fair b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# night sir
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Jinkies!
edit: Lovely to see you on Saturday, by the way - you weren't as scary-looking as I imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yes, unfortunately my hair went all short and metrosexual and my beard became practically non existant.
I DISLIKE THIS STRANGE TURN OF EVENTS
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Aww you looked all fluffy and cuddly.
I wanted to pet you, but was afraid that it was all a ruse to attract your prey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Oh well, at least it would have been a change from getting compliments solely from heterosexual men.
GIVING ME THE LONELIEST EXISTENCE EVER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha :D
I love these
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# These are my favouritest of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# :D
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# mycardboardlife.com
is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
# this one's my favorite
mycardboardlife.com/2008/11/05/sisters/
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# <33333333333333
mycardboardlife.com/2008/12/15/picture/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# :D
mycardboardlife.com/2009/01/14/babysitting-2/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# i am liking your cardboard
and your polar bear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I love these.
Pure awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# :-D
reminds me of bear and kitten :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I like you! :)

very littebigplanet esq
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# You are acebest
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# your stuff
is just great (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# as may have been said before...
this is fantastic, your website is fantastic, and I strongly suspect that you are rather fantastic, too. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Lovely Style...
.. and funny too. Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# fantastic!
not at all expected

have another

WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# .
Cheers for posting these here; just been through your archives, very nice work :)

Time to point some friends in your direction...
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# B3ta cherry: popped


I'm new to this "making pictures with computers thing," but you'd never know, right? ;)

Edit: Thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Nope never....
Nicely n00bed. We own you now. Welcome :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc. etc.
Welcome! It's almost a CDC.

It is acceptable.

INITIATION COMPLETE
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Morning!
Pah, Happytoast hasn't advanced much further than that - he's just got expensive software to help him look good ;)

Welcome, pull up to the bumper, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Welcome, new person!
Did you bring any buttprostitutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I am one.
Every other Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# You need to show up late at night,
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Welcome noob, make more :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Uh oh pupil rabbit infestation.
Start laser sequence.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
fresh meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# hello!
you'll never leave, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# NOW...it's popped!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# My Eurovision CD arrived :D!

This image was made using Shi Painter
EVERYBODY MOVE YOUR BODY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# We are dancing nor pah
IIRC
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# What can I say, if you're going to tell me nothing?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I may have to get hold of said cd
I quite liked most of the entries this year
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Same.
I'm not so fond of the one we entered, it's too musical-like, though that can be expected from ALW. Not that I don't like musicals, but not in my eurovision so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Better than a lot of our previous efforts though....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# True.
We had a paedo one year. I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Nice :)
I just watched the Nintendo E3 conference. New Golden Sun game in 2010, otherwise yaaaawwwwwwnnn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Woop woop.
I'm waiting for NMH2 next year.

I'll sure charge my beam katana when it's released ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Neutral Milk Hotel 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# He is looking quite sexy there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Olderness means sexiness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# How long do you plan to stay in the Priory?


(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# haha
bless 'er
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Aargh!
Aargh! Aargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
# haha!
deserves more replies
GET TO MAHS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# See you
at the paaahty Richter etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# UFO
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# oooh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# That's a brilliant bit of shoppery
who did it? (I take it you did the animation...)

EDIT: fireurimagination?

incredimazing.com/page/Obama_Is_An_Alien
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# yes i did the animation
LOL
(herman:D, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# lol indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# haha
that face looks so funny!
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Pointless, but its been in my head since Stansted last week
(Kye90, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# clangers need no point
they just have to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Random \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Are we entrusting the safety of our skies to these whistling fools?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# haha this should so be a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# This probably isn't worth it's own thread...
But I post so rarely I think I deserve my own.

Photobucket
(Ed Can Do, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely put
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# HAH
click
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# God damn that Dr Pepper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# don't knock dr. pepper
it is pure tasty win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# it used to be
Now it just tastes vile and don't spill it on anything, it ruins every thing

In fact it is the UHT of the soft drinks world
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# So the worst thing that could happen is actually pretty damn bad then!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Buying it is the worse thing to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# i still think it tastes lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# has it changed?
I haven't had any in a while, but last time I did it was the same as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# it has changed
it is very diluted and yet very syrupy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I've realised that "in a while"
was actually about 10 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# that is about when I stopped liking it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i can't tell any difference
but i don't drink it much nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahha, to HULL!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
*resists*

*fails to resist*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hahahha! holy shit! KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# He wanks into a bottle because his wife is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Nice tagging
Oh look - hometime.
T'ra!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hmm
apart from the inability to spell wasp box!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I think you thoroughly deserve your own!
*click*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# pfft
b3ta.com/board/9486544
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Evening all
I've had a shocker of a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# So when Duncan Goodhew insists on headbutting your clavicle 6000 times
that's lactation, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# It is when he does it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# That's amore...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# MILK WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# sooo
it can be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# No Christmas This Year Kids!


Video version here
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Dick Dastardly could have done with that guy from the deep field
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# fucking reindeer
always cluttering up the golf course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# getting in the way of goals by blocking the hoop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# blocked hoop?
try senokot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# you can't stop Christmas...
...you can't... you can't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ha ha Rudolph, whacks Rudolph...
What are the chances of that eh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Mmmm - reindeer steaks for dinner then.
Also, no Innocent Village Fete this year - arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# bored
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# It hurts me brain
have some lolball, for all those who don't like Newcastle United
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v730/madmonkey69/?action=view¤t=loveit.flv
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *suddenly craves toblerone*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Stealth Pyramids?
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# nah
they've been around since the 70's :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# They're shrinking you know
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# 2893ad: the sea levels have risen, and giant genetically engineered women stalk the land
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# This is a film that I would watch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Inspired by Joliet

Click for bigger - but it makes good sense this size too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Hometime!
See you tomorrow Captain and see the rest of you later this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# See you soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# This?
randomn.es/images/c4f75539303aaf41a5ed27bdfe15dba9.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahahha! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# spam, spam, spam...
...wonderful spam!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# :D
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving,
And revolving at 900 miles an hour,
That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# yay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *gleeeeeeeeees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Can we have your liver then?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# no I need it
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# The selfishness of some people
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# You can have mine
I can count the units I have in a year on my fingers and toes without reusing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# DRINK MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Not something to scream at the daughter of a chronic alcoholic, but there we go.
You're alright, ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# heheh
my folks work in a pub. every time i go in, i've got mum saying "don't you think you've had enough?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# but you can get one in Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I have one
... I don't need two that would be greedy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# you can never have enough organs. More organs means more HU-MAN
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# more testicles means more iron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Oh dear me
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# anthea likes doing handy work
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# she's got terrible aim
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Depends what she's aiming for
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# is it a gaping-mouthed Mick Hucknall strapped to the ceiling?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# no,a gaping mouthed susan boyle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
#
mouth ars
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I'm waiting for it all to land on her head with a big
*flumpfh*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# shes gonna use it as wallpaper paste
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# thats more like it : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# bloody hell
that has given me quite a chubby.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha :D
Glad I could help :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# yeah...
...does she do anything else?... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# shes a top milf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# SHAEKEN, NAE STURRED, YE WEE SHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Terrific! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Scrolled past that quite quickly
thought it was Russell Crowe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# oo-er!
looks disturbingly like james may
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I love him. He's very sexy and I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I think it's his nonchalance
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Yes, actually.
You make a fine point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# same here
although he is entirely to blame for me saying "cock" when anything goes wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# 'ahhh, tits'
is the main thing I say when things go wrong. I try not to, especially at work in front of clients, but I always do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# learn foreign swear words
no-one understands what you're saying then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I know how to swear in French and German (and a little gujurati)
but still it always happens in English.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# always at the worst possible moment, too
i'll bet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Well except foreigners like
Ooh, except the French, because they can't understand a fucking thing if you get more than one syllable of their retarded language wrong, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# they can
but they enjoy being ignorant cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Yes.
That too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# 'ecoutez-moi, vous salope difficile francais'
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# please don't speak french
i wouldn't want to have to hunt you down and kill you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# This doesn't make sense
it's far too polite

It does make sense really
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Say it to them
if I've written it right it's 'listen to me you difficult french bitch'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# i nearly twatted some french bint last week
after i queued for 20 minutes at the bar and she just walked straight up, expecting to get served. she didn't seem to understand "get to the back of the queue, you fucking pushy cunt!" but she did understand being threatened.
i had had a bad day, she was asking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Very definitely this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# glad i'm not the only one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# that chick got a giant head...
...fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# argggghhhh!!! that looks far too convincing....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# haha
love it!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# this needs to be frontpaged immediately
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
# *__*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Alion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# yessiree, a day in the corp is like a day on a farm
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# ewww...you kissed a baldy...
...(mine's got twice the hairballs).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Alion!
In the Serengeti, no-one can hear your mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# You're my wife now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *submits*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# the xenomorph cross-breeding scheme is going to plan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Unexpected alien
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# lion is a lion alion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The BAFL goes extreme
(The-Gambit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I think you're gonna need a bigger jet pack!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# slow ahead? i can go slow ahead!
come on down and chum some of this shit!
also, a boy without a winkle? god be praised, it's a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# is that Neil Buchannan?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fart Attack
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Assuming Neil Buchanan does some stock photo office worker modelling on the side
then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# well it looks like him
so I'm going to assume that until someone proves otherwise...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Atomic Bottom
hmmmmm
(idrise, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# you can't argue with that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I can if I want to
I just don't want to
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# your mum said you're not allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# yeah well, she said you're crap in bed
or something.... oh hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha...yes...
...so many uses for such a device.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Needs more thrust
In other news, the doc is very pleased with how I am doing and I am not as nutty as I used to be :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# i used to be nuts
but i got promoted to condiments
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I used to be schizophrenic, but now I'm lonely
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# which one of you said that?
also, is that sig from back to the future 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# yup :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# i watch waaaay too many films :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# It's a three down and nine as we head into the second quarter
The mississippi pig-fuckers are at 40 yards and they've just called a time-out...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I want a jet pack.
And my jewish sweets which I've left at home.
And I don't want to go to bloody Harrods.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# you were flounting it earlier like it was some special
new pair of pants that was covered in frills and contained magical secrets

Harrods that is - not the other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# They sound like my pants
except without the frills...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# whatever you say
Mr. Frillypants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *adds dry ice and strobe lighting*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hmmph.
It is now a saggy pair of faded knickers, lying in an alleyway with their secrets spilled in a dubious gusset stain.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Giggidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# poor pet lamb
don't go - go and do something fun

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# The Fridge gets air!
I'm listening to an elevator musicized Devo's Gates of Steel. It's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# BAFL
Rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Come on, extreme for them involves just playing without all the cotton wool, dresses and crying.
Oh, B? As in British? Add treason to the above list then. Knobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *feels patriotic twinge in the nethers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# They can kiss my 'tiny little girl who plays rugby like a REAL MAN' arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# have you seen them drink?
3 beers and they think they're alcoholics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Oh I can't drink any more
but I don't have to to be harder than those fairing-clad wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# i've had gusset stains tougher than them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# tjat's Americans though is it not
hence light beer and the like...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# bloody wimps!
i've just spent 2 weeks drinking anise and vodka, it was most pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# this reminds me of one of my only two French jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# and they are?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# one is about bums
the other is about a dog

which is par for the course for the French
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# their idea of fun
is a dog up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *tackles*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Rugby tackle, or are you just all a-dangle now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Both
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Lordy...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It's a new form of torture used by the Merkins
They have to see my junk before getting violently tackled to the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I bet they'd be jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# The torture victims or the Merkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# All of them
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I would much rather be playing Rugby
than taking any of these challenges in American Football.

Padding or not, that is gonna hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I really like american football
It's a lot more than fat men in pads
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Aye,
I never really got it for a long while. But the tackles really are cringe inducing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# yes
they sometimes get injured
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM IN HIS SLENDER TIGHT PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# not fair...
...they should ALL have jet packs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Little & Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Awesome
I'd watch this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Arf!
Now do The Boyle Family :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# christ no... I'll have nightmares!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# And Joe Boyle.
And Bodie and Boyle. Or even better, spoonerise it completely and do Dodi and Boyle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Don't joke
there was a picture in one of yesterday's papers which was the perfect Diana, bodyguard and driver shot that we all know and love and it was Susan Boyle and co
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Oh My! How incosiderate to manipulate that image :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# boyleger and badger
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Shut up foo' :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Oi, honkey
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# For the love of ham, don't bring anything else back from the eighties
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# He painted my hallway
Syd Little that is... not some bizarre mashup of Eddie Large and Susan Boyle.

For the record, Syd thinks Eddie is "a big fat cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# They are very much like a Tesco Value Laurel and Hardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Meh, Laurel and Hardy are just a
Tesco Value Cannon and Ball
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Pictures or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Of my hallway?
It's a rather nice shade of lemon, but his finishing on the stair rails left a lot to be desired...

It's the god's honest truth - he's a decorator by trade, round the Fylde coast where I live. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# That must have been a surprise for you.
How'd he get in?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Through the letterbox
He really is very, very small.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# is ther...er..did someone else do this?


edit: ah, it's from SPUNKer's original
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

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