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#

And something I drew as a birthday prezzie.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# The joke is: pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# haha! pudding!
hahahah haha h ah a ha ha h aha

Pudding it is funny haha I just imagined a joke about pudding on 'Everyone Loves Raymond' which I believe is a pleonasm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAH AAAAAH
PEWDDENGS AAAAAH AAAAAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# that's pudding it mildly
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I don't get it: pudding.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I blame the banks
and wishful thinking.

...and Squirrels with tits
the UK postal system,
Ozzy Osbourne's pets bad hygine,
exploding sheep and Gerorge Lucas

I blame a lot of things.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I am missing some thing here? IT'S A PUDDING!
How can that be anything other than great? YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN A PUDDING? I would love someone to walk into my office right now and say, Hey Pete, Here's a Pudding for all your hard work and effort, and better still it's a Christmas flavoured one too. sheeesss no pleasing some people.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# shit, if I was near your office
I'd do it

I damn well would

I'd be at reception, "Yes, I have an appointment with Pete in his office right now"

and like they'd send me up

and I'd be like "Pete, here's a pudding"*

*yes, I would actually do this, as it would amuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I second this.
In fact I think there's something in this. Flashmob-esque, but at a given time on a given day, everybody simply presents a total stranger with pudding.

spread the love, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# it'd probably violate EU food safety legislation and we'd have to be tased by the police
and then fall down the stairs in the cell a few times
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Bloody Romans :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I thought you said we'd have to be tasted by the police
which sounded quite kinky. Then I reread it and was disappointed :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# well, we'll smell like chicken when they've finished zapping us
so the likelyhood of the filt having cannibalistic urges is high
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# \o/
you speak truth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha ha I would love for this to happen
it would make staring at maps of 18th century Liverpool seem somehow..worth it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# oh yeah man, I'd totally do it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I like Christmas pud.
Just not after Christmas dinner. The last thing I want after gorging myself stupid on roasted treats is a big heavy pudding.

Nice piece of cheese and a glass of port - now you're talking.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Did you ever complete Arkham Asylum?
good game, good game, biv-biv-biv-viv-viv-viv
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Yes.
Loved it :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I completed it the other day (I didnt want it to end).
I guess i'll get Assassins Creed 2 now. Assassins Creed was your first "How to Play" drawing. I hope they have ironed out some of the flaws.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# All other games are now doomed to irrelevance by the arrival of the peerless Dragon Age: Origins
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# it'll never beat pong
beep

beep

beep

beep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Timeless...
www.bash.org/?9322
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# yes, I have played irc pong on some occasions
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Whilst this matter is entirely subjective, I believe your opinion to be utter garbage!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Probably.
It is a very good game, but sometimes it's nice to throw an inflammatory gaming-related observation in just to get a bit of dialogue going...

/slow afternoon blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# No way man, "Left 4 Dead 2" is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Eeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# It's my birthday soon
what do I get?

In other news, I enjoyed the muto-business enormously.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# It's more than I've ever got I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Sci-fi crossovers, anyone??
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'm gonna go ahead and blame Porkins right now.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Porkinnnns!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha I'd not seen that :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Soft power my ass!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I've never worked out why they tell him to eject
given it would be onto the surface of the Death Star which they intend to blow up
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
#
Maybe they have guided escape pod cockpits. Launch yourself somewhere else.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Thanks
It whiled away a few otherwise dull minutes...

Probably ought to have been slightly more conscientious about retouching the engines though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Why thankee...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Ooooh... that's very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Cheers...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# And why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Haha nice...
Deep Space 1999 is proving surprisingly challenging :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Meanwhile
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# too subtle?...heh heh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# had a go at drawing my hand


Click for bigger (133 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ken Barnes is going to stare at this until it turns into the video for 'Take On Me'.


.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake ooooooooooooooooon meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ooh I liked her in that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
#
(__, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# More.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# He's touching himself.



Sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# he killed a man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Yay, It's a hand!
It really needs to be holding something...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# i find hands
and faces hard to do - but i'm not bad at boobs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Buy yourself a cup of tea for your effort :)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# you are about to embark on a journey...
at about 5pm.

there will be much turmoil on this journey.

a bus will break down and cause long tailbacks.

you should allow an extra half an hour for your journey.


Wow - you get a lot from this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# thank god i'm already
at home and in my pj's :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# you just can't rely on palm reading these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# its terrible
isnt it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# god bless him.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hmmm.
Pizza Express anyone?
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *reads palm*
\O/....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
lol hand
(Jokel, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# The perfect gift for your friends' kids *

* may result in loss of friends
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# This is a scat attack, THIS is a scat attack, THIS IS... SCAT ATTACK

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
How did you get hold of my diary?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# with big long tongs and rubber gloves
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahahha
thats either a very big book or a tiny hand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# its a BIG scat diary
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# pffft oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# By the size of that hand
It must be Beadle's diary.
(speedfire, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
#
diary diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

My latest project: Free short story audio books.

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# decisions
....
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Now that's what I call voices!
I don't get to hear those voices often enough.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *sympathises *
The answer is always yes
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Beer please!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Coming soon, to a theatre near YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# me grin's stuck now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# it's been pretty windy around here lately
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ha ha I wonder if he ever gets his "horsekite"
stuck in a tree? How would he get it back out again?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# getting him down will be a nightMARE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Are we going to be saddled with another pun thread?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# could use a colt45 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# a recent Gallup poll suggets this is nearly the top choice
...but I always figured that the top contenders pony up a few bucks to saddle the numbers a bit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# you thought of that on the hoof?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# it was a bit of a shoe in

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# actually yes
Sometimes I rein supreme in matters of wordplay.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# you'll beat me Hands down then
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# he's out flanked you

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# i'm a little un-stable
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# aah, what the hay!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Spur him on to do better
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I'm not going to nag him about it

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# this is getting filly now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# you trying to stirrup trouble?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Kill him!
Dead men tell no tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# this getting really foalish
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Been used, see my link below :)
Hmm, what to have for dinner... I have some baked goods but they're mouldy, have to cut off the mould. I like my pie bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# i'd change tack if i were you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ok, if you're Shire
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# That's the mane reason he puns so much
And here's a little horse (literally) joke.

www.b3ta.com/board/9337244
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Give him a free rein
If he isnt handicapped he'll jump at the chance to do more
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# He might wait a bit
But that would be stallion for time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I stud here for ages waiting for a reply
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Have a drink to celebrate
Do you want to sip beer or n'equine?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you're a gentleman sire
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Now you're just gelding the lily
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# work to do - so must trot on now :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *waves hand like a Jedi*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# pffft
have a click-clop
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It's not the final version
Just an early Draft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Now you're just trying to groom him
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I won't wear a dress! Arrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Jockey shorts will do fine
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Can't say farrier than that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Use the horse, Luke!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# NO you mustang about a bit longer
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# He hasn't the balls to do that!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# lolz:D
(herman:D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Poor old Gordon Clown
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Gordon Clown
It's funny because it's true. He's a wanker.
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Bin dun?
(speedfire, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Supreme effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *claps exactly 8 times*
*washes hands*

and have an extra 8 claps for 'pisschisels'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Pisschisels!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Yes yes yes!
Pisschisels.




Hell, I'm going to have to type it again: pisschisels.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# this
this this this
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# AHHAHAHA
pisschisels!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Where do you think they got the interface idea from?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# KDE?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# "... and I could probably sell the baby to a childless couple for a few shekel..."

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Grandmothers up eight points! Sell! Sell!
She'd do it, as well..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# jesus wept
and then he had a little poo, then we changed his nappy and then we put him down and he slept right through!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hehe...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I didn't realise Jean Reno was one of the three wise men.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# and F Murray Abraham
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# And Yaphet Kotto in Alien.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I was thinking Djimon Hounsou.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# "I used to be an atheist until I disovered I was God"
Seen on t-shirt, Prague, 2006.
(attributed)

Also: clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I used to be God until realised I was an atheist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# you're living in self denial
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I wouldn't say no to a milkshake..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# :D
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Smashin' that!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha! love it
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Some things never change...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Should have stuck with Orange...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Caine and Abel and Wireless??
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# On the second day,
God created O2
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Jesus was with Virgin
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Then he switched
to ☩-Mobile
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hmm, I pay £45 a month for all in texts and calls
the only problem is that I have next to no reception most times. I may switch back to Vodafone.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# There are much better deals out there now.....
Unlimited text and 500 mins for £15 I believe is one...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# i only did it in the first place to get a free PS3
(which i know you end up paying for before someone says it). Still, now I only need the calls so i could easily switch to a MUCH lower tarrif.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I'm on PAYG o2 and I get free texts and calls to o2 if I top up £15 and just free texts to o2 if I top up £10.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# where can i subscribe to your blog?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# haha
I leave print outs of it at train stations for others to discover and enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# i will started speighting forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Apple customer support?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
another great source image!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# It's a direct line to God!
:) Feckin 0900 numbers!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# From t'other day.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Just shows how much we have grown as a race though....
That Bill looks HUGE!! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Who the fuck is Bill?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# more monster

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Moby in the fourth frame.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# from his front too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
#
Moby Micto
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Looking good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# wow
nicely done. how did you get plaster of paris onto amy winehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# HappyToast buys Rohypnol in bulk.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# that's one of her favourites
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Micto's had etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# these for a game?

or just portfolio pieces :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# a 32k portfolio?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# the Moviestorm movie making app that I do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# aah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# This is great!
(speedfire, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Nicely!
Bill Nighy Zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Beautifully done....
but staring at the screen all day to make those in such amazing detail would not be good for the bunny brain.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Bwains....Bwains..... Mnnnnnggghhh..... Bwains....
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# fast work :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# That's why it's rubbish!
:D

How's you? All ticketyboo, I hope...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# busy and busy
otherwise fine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Helen Daniels in the second
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# now that's a bit good
i like!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Zombie or zoombie?
Is your man a shuffler or a sprinter?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Cushty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# This time next year Gorders, we'll be millionaires!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha! Deary me...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
#
(speedfire, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# He's a darn sight more trustworthy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Awesome!
Alastair just lends himself to shoppery.

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# URK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# pfft
it's a bit cellary :)

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Well I'd buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha!
How wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Oooof....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# There would be more celebrities in this version.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :D
Silly Barbie!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# A-A-A-triple arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Lurk Alurt!
The history of Christmas and how we got into this christianity mess in the first place... a few drinks, a few innocent glances... He just couldn't resist...

(dazsnow the "ever amazing" - cowjam said so once, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I want to hear what Janet Ellis thinks about the human genome
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I want to hear what Janet Ellis thinks of my dirty letters
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I want to hear what Janet Ellis thinks about my dirty laundry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I want to hear where Janet Ellis keeps her dirty laundry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I want to hear about Janet Ellis's dirty harry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I want to come on her face
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I want to ziga ziga ziga ziga ziga zig ahh.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Good game, good game....


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# not long now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
HIGHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ahhh..those were the days.
When Cocaine was real Cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# .
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# haahah
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Mental Geriatric State 5!!
Is it out for PS3?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# PS3 the best format sir...
...*Awaits backlash*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# >Implying a PC isn't superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :D
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Shoot the fucking teasmade you cunt
(Corbo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# That clocks pretty nasty as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ^this
bacon's where it's at these days
www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/8/view/3526/wake-n-bacon-alarm-clock.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)
# That is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# That's what I want for Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# WIN!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# nonsense, this is what you need
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# does it do mushy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Are they squeezy?
Are they cheesy?
Are they strawberry flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# lol!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# That's really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# can we turn over and watch you bet with Matthew Kelly?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I thought this was real vid
until I remembered that revolvers hold only six rounds. Then I thought hey this is a fake ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)
# needs more chin
woo!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# haha
wub wub wub
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# brillsocks
your animations are getting even better
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Cheers Freebs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
#
(speedfire, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# good game indeed
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# test
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# It is possible:
www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/content/kitchenscience/exp/how-fat-would-you-have-to-be-to-stop-a-bullet/
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Haha

pea time
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *Firing on all four/six*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Wii Fatwa board optional
(Corbo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# grin, evolving into a cackle :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Cackle wants to learn FLAMETHROWER! But, Cackle can't learn more than four moves! Delete another move to make room for FLAMETHROWER?
YES
Which move should be deleted?
FUCK GANDALF
Cackle forgot FUCK GANDALF and learned FLAMETHROWER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *wish I'd said chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Chortle wants to learn FLAMETHROWER! But, Chortle can't learn more than four moves! Delete another move to make room for FLAMETHROWER?
YES
Which move should be deleted?
FUCK GANDALF
Chortle forgot FUCK GANDALF and learned FLAMETHROWER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# well played :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# ?
ah, weightloss, slim, gotcha.
Sorry, first glance it just seemed pointless racismsmmss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Well done :)

But surely even if there wasn't a pun in there a picture of a Muslim and the word Muslim, together, doesn't = racism?
(Corbo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# debatable
depends on context
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Should have drawn a turban with a bomb in it just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I'll remember that for next time thanks
A bomb in a turban riding a camel. Got it.
(Corbo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I didn't think Muslims were a race
and even if they were I don't see any racism in this. It is just a play on words
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# An hour and a half between new threads?
It's like 2004 all over again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# such is the effect of "shit challenge week"
(Corbo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# It's not a bad thing
to have sometimes have a slightly slower torrent of posting...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Pfft1
Kinky bitch is flashing her feet at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I can't contain myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# pfft
fattist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# it's almost like you are there!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I'm rissing on being there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# just me being a bit sarky about the seamage
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# gotcha
the fun is in the details when you lack hummus :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# He'll have his revenge
when he gets out his jetpack and laser beams
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# bring it on ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# definitely stylin :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# THIS IS HOW I ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# That kid looks so bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Do you know what really grinds my gears?
When people refer to me as this Stephen bloke because my surname is Hawkins.I don't even dribble that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Especially since his name is Stephen Hawking
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Err...yeah that's why it grinds my gears!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# and here I thought your surname was Jeeves
*disillusioned*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Eh? My surname is Dawkins.
*Delusional*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# speak up--Richard Dawson?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Nigel Lawson, pleased to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)
# aw'some
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# ten to eleven
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I tend to mix you 2 up
which one are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# he's the somber one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Mornng all. More of the same frm me....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)
# haha
but the 'Richard Dawkins Delusion' by God perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)
# I'm sure there's a Dawkins refutation
called 'The God Delusion Delusion'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:28, archived)
# there was a book published
to say how wrong richard dawkins was, and it was called "The Dawkins Delusion"

/trufax
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# big seller was it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# haha, if god magicked some awesome advertising campaign into every christians head
then i assume yes.

but it didnt need divine advertising for christians, they'd just want to see Dawkins get shat on. :D
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# how unchristian!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# BEWBS!
Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Shurely it's the other way round?
Eve tempting Adam to doubt God, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I think that's why he's asking her if she reckons it's a good read
like she's given it to him - maybe.

Or perhaps the whole apple saga was a Daily Mail lie and it was Adam that tempted Eve to bite his juicy fruit
- "Go on you know you want to, Eve! You'll like it and of course you can spit it out if it tastes funny!"
*Adam applies a million pounds per inch pressure to the back of Eve's neck*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Look at the picture again
it is quite clear that Eve has recommended Adam read the book, so it's exactly the right way round.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# BELIEVER!
*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
My secret is out!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# LOL
My only excuse is that it was early in the day for me when I posted. I didn't look at the piccy proper like. And yes, I always wondered if there was some DailyMailism going on in blaming the laydee for the entire fall of mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Nooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hehehe but...
bindun and FPd www.b3ta.com/board/7419964 *runs away*

I admire Dawkins but I do think he needs to chill out sometimes: www.channel4.com/news/articles/society/religion/dawkins+warning+over+fairy+stories/2640487
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# That couldn't have happened, as I wasn't here then.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# 1 year and 19 days
I'll make a note of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# This is a major reason why I don't like the dawkins approach to atheism.
Humans are fundamentally irrational - they fall in love, put themselves in harms way for friends, laugh at bizzarre situations etc.

It's one thing to say that we should look at facts rather than stories, it's another to say that we're all paragons of rational thought. Or that being one is some sort of goal.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I think one of his main concerns (and mine too)
is that organised religion takes advantage of these facts and governments use it to control the masses, whether Christian or Islamic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# yes, but some academic isn't going to change that...
governments don't really have a great track record of taking academia all that seriously...

Professor Nutt, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# no but governments (eventually) have to take the population seriously
and if the population decides that a country should be secular, then it is likely it will ultimately be so.

It might take a few generations though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# the population needs to care enough first.
without being patronising about the uneducated masses, I would hope that Dawkins will be able to make more documentaries and suchlike. His books are boring as fuck and for that reason, I think he would probably turn off a lot of people who don't already have an interest in him.

He writes in a bit of an academicy way, which is irritating, as I prefer to try to write in a more accessible way, even if its for an academic paper. For example, I think Bill Bryson's Short History of Almost Everything is well written and accessible for people not necessarily well-versed in physics and cosmos (like me)... I think the way forward for influencing collective consciousness, is for Dawkins to make some engaging, interesting documentaries which appeal to a wider cross-section and to stop writing like a smug cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I agree with all of this
but if Dawkins can influence others then they can perhaps try to educate the masses in a more accessible way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# yes, I agree with that too.
perhaps it's a change that ought to happen in scientific/academic writing, that people need to stop using hoity-toity exclusive language just for the sake of it, so that more people (or even people other than themselves) can understand what they're on about.

I saw a presentation from a youngish professor on the importance of this, and it was most enjoyable, although the old guys in the crowd ripped him a brand new arse. The point is really, that academia is pointless if only academics can understand what it's all about.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I agree with all of this.
*picks pint back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *grunts*
and if Dawkins should then turn arahnd to me, trying to tell me that what I fink has such a high probability to be wrong as would render the likelihood of it being correct as negligible I should say: "OI! DAWKINS! NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU ARE NOT THE MESSIAH OF ATHEISM AND RATIONAL THOUGHT! YOU CANNOT MAKE AN ORGANISED GROUP OF ATHEISTS, BUT I WOULD PERHAPS BE PERSUADED TO LET YOU TAKE MY MOTHER OUT FOR A DRINK IF SHE HAPPENED TO BE SINGLE!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# does-not-com-pute
what-is-love
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Because I'm bored of this weeks challenge
(Corbo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:59, archived)
# there was a challenge this week?
Get your votes in for impossible weapons
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post570925

or what Jesus did before he was 30
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post577526

Or Michael Bay's Bible Stories
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post579074
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:00, archived)
# ..
this
every
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)
# talking of fictions...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8386154.stm

turn the irony up to 11 (assuming I actually know what irony means)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
"You can't play with my Christmas. It's mine!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# What a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# fucking hell
I love them all.

The challenge will most likely be:

Coasters: Coffee rings on your table are kind of annoying. Design cool coasters without the use of photoshop and show us how you can avoid coffee rings.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# You're just giving Fraiser ideas now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Other contenders are:
Paper swans: Make a paper swan. Take a photo of it. Ad nauseum.

PrtScn Chlng: PrtScn. SvAs jpg. Pst on bta.

Toilet paper jackets: Toilet paper can be cold, knit a toilet paper jacket to keep toilet paper warm. Take a photo. Post on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Buildings
We have some nice buildings but we could do with more. Buy some land in the City of London and design and erect a skyscraper to rival the Gherkin. Post pictures of your efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Piss war
Film yourself pissing on unsuspecting strangers in the street. Extra points awarded if one or more people piss back at you, superscore if a female pisses back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# you would
:)

they aren't allowed to be scale models

fully workable buidings only
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# i think fraser does it on purpose to upset you all
its certainly some of the best trolling ive ever seen...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# the internet is an upsetting place
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# im upset right now
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I already submitted the idea of a Guy Richie style Bible
Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# "What Jesus did before he was 30"?!
Er ... isn't that ... "The New Testament"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# he was born
he grew to about 14 I think
then did fuck all until just before his death.

fucking hippy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# 'ning
I'll just slip this pearoast in here




Yes indeed- if anyone does tweet this to Mr Fry, I'd just like to say "Greetings from Beccles Mr Fry"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)
# ha!
have you noticed that they've cloned a young Katona to appear in the new Iceland adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:02, archived)
# And murdered one of Cole Porter's greatest songs
:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Hear that?
That's the sound of a thousand lurkers tweeting the link to your pic to Stephen Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:03, archived)
# He's thinner now
and looks a lot better


I got another follower this morning - some woman who'd only made one tweet and was following 876 people - seems she wants me to look at some adult content - I suspect shannanigans...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Was it Britney?
Apparently Britney gets fucked a lot and the videos are everywhere. People are just DYING for me to watch it.

I've declined
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ha
I only use twitter to follow industry/technical tweets and I get some weird people wanting to follow me. I have never even released a tweet. I never thought I'd even type the word!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:17, archived)
# heh, I'm only on it to keep up with news about stuff
although I saw some article asking "Will Twitter replace email?"

its 6-page conclusion? - "No."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# there are a lot of web dev twits - er I mean tweets? eh what?
but it's like everything else - there are only a set amount of hours in a day!

what do we read blogs? tweets?

I still haven't cottoned on to newsgroups, let alone RSS!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# get with the times, man
soon everyone will just use Wordr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I love that that's ace
I have secretly posted

absobloodylutely!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# we're not allowed to use twitter here
and I can't be bothered with it at home
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I don't see the attraction of twitter
at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Isn't this reason enough?
"@quikipedia The German word kummerspeck, literally 'grief *bacon*', means an excessive gain in weight prompted by emotional problems."
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# that is now my second favourite german word after Katzenjammer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# have you got a secret second life as a wonky house DJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# rumbled!
twitter.com/wearenoji
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# haha
is Alan Davies playing Higgins?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# now THAT would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)

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