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[challenge entry] Crystal therapy? - 7th chakra for me then


I absolutely refuse to believe this aint been done
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# 0_0
shiny, shiny haematite...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Fake
No reflection of a naked guy
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# It's quite heavy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# So . . . there is a method to your madness . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I'd like Crystal Meth therapy, please
/not the drug

TJ : What stories should James Cameron rip off for Avatar 2&3?
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8447839.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# The Mayor Of Casterbridge and Escape From New York
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Gavin and Stacey
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Besides sodalite and hematite they're all just silicon dioxide with trace elements
Otherwise known as silica, quartz, and sand.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Sodalite?
Like, Coke Zero?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)
# *groan*

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Right
No kladdkaka for you!
I just made a big batch. It's yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
# But...but...
um... I was just handing you two shiny new pans in order to make yummy nom-noms... honest....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
# oh!
...nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# It's Lord Aerixis' Drawing Tiem!
Yay, hellooooo fellows!



Click for bigger (139 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)
# It may be a long way to Tipperary
But those legs are longer still.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Gee whizz, that sure is a purdy picture you got there, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Why thankee!
Its only a pencil sketch, but its amongst many that are in the process of being turned into works of art.

You guys always see them first!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Just saw the last one you did.
You're real good at jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I wasn't at first, doing
arse-loads of them help you learn. My next aim is baggy clothes.

Folds are my Luthor.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# good lord, long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Well shit my panda, how y'doin toast?
*handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Woo woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# That's a tall drink of water right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# WITH A FRINGE!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# *gulps*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# *gets stuck*
hahahaha oh god i havn't been here in such a while I want to start a chevron,
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# No time like the present !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# HE RUINED IT. I can't work in these conditions!
Stomp stomp stomp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# yaay!
*chases after*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)
# i would be very jealous of her figure
if her tits weren't so small
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ha ha
Who needs legs when you have breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# she does have rather splendid legs
but the nork ratio definitely leaves something to be desired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Oi Smashface
b3ta.com/board/9864491
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)
# aaaawww!
they look so cute when they're asleep, you almost forget how evil they are!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I'd do them bigger but it'd look out of place.
And tittage isnt the goal of this game, mwahahaha!

*slinks off into the background*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# plus, if they were much bigger
she'd either fall off those heels or snap her waiflike spine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I spay.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# We could make a phone-in game around this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)
# she's fit enough to be a prostitute ;)
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Lovely.
Can I ask how big the drawing is?
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Tis but A4 size sir twatty,
I struggle working biggar,
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Thankyou.
It's something that always fascinates me. I knew someone who had some of the preliminary sketches for Guernica which is HUGE but the sketches are tiny, about a quarter of a sheet of A4.
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# If I could find a pen that was small enough, didn't run on my
paper, and flowed as beautifully as my Staedtlers, I would do them with more detail, however I seem to have too many water based ink pens, which are the bane of my paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# I've always admired people who use dip-pens.
Ever tried it? I think it would really suit your lovely style.
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
# It's like Velma and Daphne from Scooby-Doo merged
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# I'd like to see the bottom halves of each of them
merged.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)
# definitely got daphne's tits
and velma's hips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:39, archived)
# "Are you done drawing me yet? This stance is giving me cramp"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Moth Miracle
Not shopped, just lifted straight from the web. Is proof reading simply too difficult?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# try proof reading the FAQ
besides it might have been ONE FUCKING HUGE MOTH - have you thought of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Unless you made it, don't post it
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# HAHAHA
IVE NEVER SEEN AN AD ON THE INTERNET LIKE THIS EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Oh, shit, sorry B3ta
I forgot sarcasm doesn't carry well over the internet :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# WHY ISN'T MY ADBLOCK WORKING
I thought sarcasm had it's own TCP port
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# It needs a special format with HTML code like <sarc>
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# We do have sarcastitalics.
They're brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
#
Oh fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# If anyone couldn't see you being sarcastic they're stupid.
ALSO YOU'RE STUPID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# YOUR STUPID
It's so big it's taking up all my internets, move it from my tubes or I'll be forced to send my Mr E-muscle down the pipes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Hey that hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Sorry :(
I'm just cranky because I'm hungry D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Dude what do you mean they're all over the internet
You must not visit many websites.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I swears it!
Where??
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# you must have!
(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Nope! Never!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Hello I found this on the web and I thought you'd like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# hahahahaitlookslikehetrodinpoo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I trod in cat shit recently in slippers
little bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# You're living the high life, Griffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# I'm about to hoover the stairs!
which is sadly not a euphemism in any sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# all done
it was electrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# hetero dino poo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# SHITO?
Shit-O's - the only canned breakfast cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Shito in tins.
Shitins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Shitinious claws and mandles.
Hahaha! Mandles?? What the fuck are mandles?
Mandibles*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Man candles.
Shitins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Shit in s
Hit in S.S.
His tins
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# His tins are all smelly :(
I don't want you going around his house anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Aww but maaawwwm!
He has the BEST action figurines :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# You have your own dollies to play with right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)
# You only get me Tom Hanks dolls and they don't play nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Cool boots !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# HA HA WHAT?
P.s. Your being human pic went down very well.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# what being human pic?
i love that show!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# This one
www.b3ta.com/board/9864147
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9864147

*edit - b3tan to it!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# *clicks like thora hird's knee joints*
that is most woosome! i don't care how gay he is, i still fancy george
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# i share this sentiment
even though it was expressed quite some hours ago
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# ^this, entirely
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Oh, I hadn't seen that.
Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# If you damage yourself on inferior foot sheaths, don't come crying to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# It all becomes clear!
I was trying to insert the shoe into my foot.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# And you had the audacity to call somebody else stupid
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# And you had the audacity to YOUR FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I offer no guarantees
If you get genital warts and fungal infections of the rectum from these fabulous American warrior style boots then thats your lookout


yes siree
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Well gee gosh darn boy howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:18, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# That's what I'm talkin' about . . . right there . . . TIGHT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Love this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Low and behold . . . the answer to all of my daydreams . . .
I'm going to get me a pair in size tight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# He does charge far too much
I'm glad to see there are reasonable alternatives.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# piss trumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# whoop-dee-fucking-doo
i use moths all the time for my weight loss
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Moth balls cause even more drastic effects !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# :D
i keep my balls in tip-top condition without the use of moths
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# shut your moth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# H'mmmmm
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Mothra Rules !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Well at least one person scrolled down...
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Well . . . I found it well worth it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Why thank you.
Shall we go and join the others? *twirls hair*
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I did too!
And I pressed "I Like This". So there ner.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# *reflirts*
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I see what you mean. It says, " I cut down
35lbs of body fat per month.
It should say "per moth."
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# There are actually two rules to follow;
1. Eat less.
2. Move more.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# MOTHS R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Argyle
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Headache inducing :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Keeps your feet from hurting . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Throbber
faints /dink
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# For some reason this reminds me of a weird space-themed British TV game show of the 80s
Part of which involved contestants having negotiate a grid a single move at a time. Up against a badly blue screened computer effect that wanted to zap em.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Gronda gronda!
The adventure game??

Edit: yep, here you go..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventure_Game
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# That was it!
in fact: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLX2weZfkA
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Whooooooooooooosh and she's gone . . . cool !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# and for some reason your pic brought that back to mind?
odd thing the human brain.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Your mind certainly made it more worth while !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
# David bloody Yip!
I love it when adults get competitive playing kids games. :) Top you tubeage!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# was this the one with Uncle Aspidistra?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Yep!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# I loved that show
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# I seem to think so
*hazy memories*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Contestant number one wins a pair of socks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Now put it on some knee high socks!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Sock it to me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Done!
'll use that as an excuse for a pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Now you've got it goin' on . . . Sweet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Yeah; you've got it going
Make another
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# My word
GUSSET!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# good god
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# That's pretty cool lookin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Now if I only had some cool boots . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# For the golf twat on the move.
Available in all fashionable pastels.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Perfect !
Keep'm movin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Made in Plymouth
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
# More of: if Bill buys Ninty


Click for bigger (208 kb)
(Schnu, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# arf....good start...you got the "posting bug" up & running :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# TJ (sorry)
Did anyone else see the resemblance

* I'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)
# who dat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# He's a dirty evil paedo
or a stupid git who got seduced by a 13-yr-old slut, depending on which tabloid you read.
b3ta.com/board/9864700
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
# More details can be found
here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# DENIED!!!!!
After that QOTW answer the other week I'm on guard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I see
Revenge will be mine Wobbly Bloke. MUHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Pfffttt..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# There is a resemblance
But I also think the King of Sweden looks like Jim Broadbent, and that Gustav III of Sweden looks like Alan Cumming, so what do I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# haha he does a bit
whoever it is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)
# ^ up there
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# alrighty then.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Bindun?
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ...she probably has :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Saucy auld cow!!!
0-0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:56, archived)
# For those who don't venture to Links
here's the A-Team movie trailer vimeo.com/8616405
Startlingly dull, but as bad as you'd expect. Only alleviated by the tank dropping from a plane shooting another plane :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ain't it
"Jesus loves you more than you will know/woah-woah-woah"?
stll, take nothing away from the top shop
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:07, archived)
# In the original, yes.
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# If Bill buy Ninty
I made this some years ago when there was a rumour about Microsoft wanted to buy Nintendo.

(Schnu, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# t
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I'll have a P please Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I had a dream about this once
But he was in a fibreglass boat with a cannon that fired corrosive blood.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:34, archived)
# you missed ALL your birthdays !!!
if that's not a record lurk I don't know what is....so "well done on that":)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# seams
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The cutesy spelling just adds to the charm of the whole experience I think.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I disapprove of this.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)
# a
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# As a dermatophyte, I find this image offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)
# pfft..........as a paedophile I find it quite reassuring
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)
# in your pants internet
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue410/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# 1ST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Result!


PS: Carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Accrington Stanley 1 Tranmere Rovers 2
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Accrington Stanley?
Who are they!?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Eggzackly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Get back to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# You and me both
www.b3ta.com/board/9864345
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# ** Loves **
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# just the thing to pass the next half hour before pub o clock
I also missed my 8th b3ta birthday by 8 days :( Fuck you, internet, fuck you.
(spook, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Happy 8th day after your 8th b3taday day!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# 8 years and 8 days!
That's even more important!
Happy 8/0/8 day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# ooo
never thought of that. All puffed up wi' pride now, I am
(spook, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I am 2 years, 2 months and 2 days
2/2/2

This post may contain a small lie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I keep getting people asking, how old is b3ta - ten years now?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Oih,
me name's Jeccius, not "eccius" ffs lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# fixed
probably won't show live for a bit due to system being creaky
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# showing now
soz to be a whining biatch 'n' all lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I love how people are always complaining about CCTV
yet a huge zoom in and out photo that lets you read car number plates and look in back gardens is deemed one of the coolest things this week :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# That Everyday the Same Dream game is fantastic
... though I'm going to look up a solution as it's annoying me now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)
# my dad's great really


(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
# how odd, the one day i drop in
and it's my 5th B3taday!

so to celebrate, here's a spider that's more scared of you than you are of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# It looks lovely
I'll be expecting a solid snake illustration soon to ruin the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Hello Mr spider, you'd look good on a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Or crushed under my foot!

EDIT: No offence Iananan
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# nun taken
*runs away with all of your eclesiastic women*
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# hmmm...
i had been thinking that. needs a bit o' tidying up.
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Yeah... You can borrow my Pan!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I thought Spiders only had seven legs nowadays?
*Confuses*

Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# congrats :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Ooo.
He has a Quest for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# But
you need to be a higher level to accept it!
(I helped save b3ta! vanja, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
scared spider! He's a sweetie and I shall take him home and give him lots of gentle hugs and stroke his head and call him Fluffy.

And in the meantime:

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# thankee
i'd forgotten how nice the people on b3ta were, i should start posting again now i'm 5
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)
# YES.
Yes you should. Especially as you bring lully pictures :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# also, the lord howe swamphen
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# What a sophisticated
gentlebird my Lord Swamphen is.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# comes of being extinct
and a member of the dead birds' society

(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Aha!
What a lully website is that yours?
I am afraid I know a little about why the Dodo died out though....

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
#

Click for bigger (135 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Click
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Clock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:06, archived)
# cluck
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Clack
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Cleck
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Clyck?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Cleek
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Clack
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# but they look so good doing it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# so now I have to go outside AND make sure there are no koalas nearby?
bloody Labour government
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Whato!
I take it he has dropped his monocle?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# ...only if they inhale
lully pic:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Woo
I hope that's a signiture not a stray koala pube and nipple.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# smoking makes you cool
like snakes
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:56, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Bindun?


Click for bigger (161 kb)
(sn00py, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# :D
In other news, its ok to have sex with children as long as you "act out of stupidity"
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241635/Soldier-41-sex-girl-13-spared-jail-woman-judge-says-did-running.html

:O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# SO most of the Mail readers are OK then?:P
EDIT: Although I do have to say, the judge may have found him shell shocked and completely screwed up from this army experiences. In which was you have to ask; whom is less innocent? SOmeone menally screwed or a hormone charge 13 year old?
Then again what was he doing teaching.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# "Thomson, who served as a private for 22 years "
I think if you're 22 years as a private, chances are the Army's not the career for you.

Right. Beer tiem. Have a good weekend peeps :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Yeah!
Oh bugger I just did that ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Damn you and all your kind!
I just wrote a comment to that effect before I saw this one.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
He works as a groom!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Oh christ I'd not made it that far.
Proper lol.

Right. Really off.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Simpletons are allowed to have sex with children
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# He was a groom and had sex with an underage girl
this joke writes itself

Edit - damn mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# there will be tons of paedos who read this and think
you lucky lucky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# ^ is that Jim Carrey?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# me? no
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:34, archived)
# No you Twunt, the guy in the picture!

Twunt Silly Sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Look
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
# clearly not
they're facing in different directions
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Earlobes do not match.
And there's no widow's peak on Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# blimey.
twat hats all round for the groomer and the judge.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# His toughest - and sexiest - assignment yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# confused
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I would give you a good hard SPANG!
but my pan is current occupied.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Wok like an egyptian?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Pffffttttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# would
..the dog
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# had a go at colouring a black and white photo using levels


original - www.flickr.com/photos/australian-war-memorial/3527155504/ :D

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ^ Wouldn't - Would ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# hahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:54, archived)
# This is really quite woo
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Jings that's good
And Joey's looking bouncy there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# i think the joey
is thinking - hmmm i'll go for his throat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Hello little guy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# looks up
hello! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# awrite bruce...
yeah I'm awrite bruce
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:06, archived)
# very nice
that's an unusual and tiny war memorial
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I never knew skippy was animated by Ray Harryhausen
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Soup Herb, Simon :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon & sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# He's clearly aspirin-g to scoff the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
# And there was me about to spang myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
#
S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# cracking set of pans there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Her tits ain't bad either?

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# there's no iprbu-PROOF-en that
fucking hell... i'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I 'ope 'e ate enough
also sorry
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# THAT
Is breaking the pun code (ine)
Isn't sorry anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Just ask my Auntie Inflammatory
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)
# That pun was painful
May I suggest instead the liberal use of the following drug:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcrijUrDDiI
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's much kinder...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# haha, you're nits.
I mean nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# isn't he just?
noon Zak
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# ey up
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Inspired :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# That's just lousy.
Edit Is that a Buddhist monk in stage 4?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Just how long did that take you?


PS: Just got back from the pub again ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I want to be in the pub
s'not fair!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Well go back to the pub then!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# ** Takes advice **
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Has this been released to the pubic?
+l
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# what
on
earth

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Woo!
Amazing what they can do with technology nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:38, archived)
# woo *orders 2*
3 centuries !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha Excellent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] That's the last time I use one of those Internet pharmacists...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Lol indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# i like this
very much
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# meanwhile.....
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Fizgig!
Fizgig
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
RAAAWR!
RARARARARAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Also, today is a special number of posts for me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# That was it.
Congratulations on having posted a large, round number of times on a puerile digital arts community messageboard

:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# What did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Marching bands?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Unfortunately they were delayed by the snow.
Maybe for my '5000'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Admittedly, my '2000' one was a masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# "a puerile digital arts community messageboard"
so that's what this is.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Congrats
I never noticed in the movie that she was a conjoined twin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Yes. Technically she had 5 boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I love your profile!
and congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Thanks. I am particularly pleased with the latest addition from Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# congratumalations!
I missed my 19K yesterday

ah well, gives me more time to think up some mind bleach inducing 20k extravaganza
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Just don't try growing any facial hair...
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Oh, you cheeky scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I've been giving serious thought to reinstating beardage during this weather.
Shaving + freezing air = pain.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I look forward to it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# congrats
oooh i'm nearing 3000, might have to rustle something up
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Feel free to borrow mine!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
bunny kitty www.b3ta.com/board/9864611


(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# 0-0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# hehehehe
he reminds me of the dopey cat henchman in Cats & Dogs
(which my two cats thoroughly enjoyed the other day)

"I want you to stay here"
"Why?"
"Because I hate you"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# TRIBBLE CAT IS BEING VIOLATED
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# ^ I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# That thing needs a shave.
Shave IT!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Golden time?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I CAN HAZ FORMAL WEAR?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# that looks like some "honey I shrunk the penguin" follow-up to this:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# she looks a little nippy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# LASIST
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I knew I'd get this response
Noons Nobby
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Noonie noontruckles BBB
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# No wonder, she forgot her skirt.But why is she wearing a belt?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# she didn't wear much on the honeymoon either
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# .....she makes me thirsty.....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# she... she she she shine on
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# DON'T WAZZ ON ME, BRO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# it wazz a wizz.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# That reminds me of a recent acid flashback.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# ...i get those alot...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Not too bad nowadays, the odd odd occasion ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Gaviscon doesn't help this at all
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Here come the warm jets
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
wibbly wobbly wonderland :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Possibly the worst snowman I have ever seen.

Made by some mongy kid by my house.
(Maels, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Did he eat the snow and throw it up?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Is that where your neighbour has been emptying his grass box?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# It looks like he tried to use it to make cream of carrot soup
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# snowduck!
wak wak wak
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# HAhahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Well I sure hope that one don't magically come alive,
looks like it'd eat your knees!

*edit* just noticed the fag end top right, classy kids! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# thats no way to talk about your son
you were warned not to have sex with your cousin and you have to face the consequences
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Very insensitive. Some people can't afford nice snow like you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# "Hello Tyranasaurus Alan!"
to be fair, I think it's quite good considering there doesn't appear to be much snow there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# looks like ice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# actually it could just be the result of someone cleaning out their freezer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# i thought it was just an icy road
but i think you may be right

i still like it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# er yeah - that's what I meant
I want it to snow again
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# me too
I haven't been able to enjoy this first burst

apparently this here london is going to get a battering tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# What?
I don't think I can take anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Where the hell are you with all you prodigious snows?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Sussex
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Ah.
The old "Eastern Areas" that have had so many of those orange triangles of late.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Sussex club represent.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# This here Mancunia is looking to get it tomorrow night/Sunday.
That's when the real fun starts - fresh snow on top of ice. This week'll look like a picnic with another few inches of fresh on top.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# This here Leeds/Huddersfield is looking to just be cold
with no fun snows :(

Huddersfield had a severe weather warning last night - Severe Heavy Snow Shower Expected at 3am...

what did it do? Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Apparenty it was -453 in Mancunia last night was it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# No
-453 is when the young ladies of the town cave in and put tights on.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
#
There was more than enough snow to make a half (or even one-hundredth) decent snowman.
(Maels, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# that's fucking ace
I bet that's a Tesco Value carrot too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Contemporary art at its very best.
Noonage all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# The carrot is backwards...
...that child doesn't deserve to live.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# It's the 'cunt in the fuck' look I think he was going for.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Boy that carrot must be furious.

Out of all the snowmen he just had to get this one!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Speaking of eyes...


Prompted by this over on links
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Hah. I would like:
a) Contact lenses that can display video
b) This looped, played on those contacts
c) An airport biometric scanner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# *snaps on the latex*
I might have to massively mess with everyone and browser expand that to like 1200px

It's the stuff of nightmare...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Dear lord jebus!
I'll resize it when they start shouting at me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Dammit!
I don't think people will like this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I'm having 2001: A Space Odyssey flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Ouch. Enough.
I'll torment /links with that I think :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# iRIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# eye don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# ;P
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Needs more man's hand touching the rabbit inappropriately.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# If erotic is using a feather...
How would you describe using an entire chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

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