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Since we are posting pictures of our dogs:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)

haha I like this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)

haha

I bet there's an app for that (honestly I expect there really is)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)

it seemed to obvious i had to look it up

and yes, there are loads

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)

Krrrrrrrrr, tic-tic-tic-tic-tic. Krrrrrr, tic-tic-tic.

Oh, God, now there's two zeros and a nine!

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RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)

is the call log

something to do about your poo weighing antics?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)

It is now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)

This is what my Lidl alarm clock told me this morning :·(

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RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)

it told the time?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)

Time to die

Tis a bladerunner clock.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)

This.

It told you "Wake up! Time to die!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)

Whoa.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)

Was it 10.31 when it told you this?

/autodaylightsavingupdateblog

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)

Radio-controlled

Get time from sattelites, so it sets itself to the right date and time automatically.
Very handy, just a bit strange that every tuesday is 'die'-day.

I guess the days are in German. Wednesday is 'mit' and Thursday is 'don'.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)

Haha!

Tidy piece of kit eh.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)

Get time from sattelites a dirty great transmitter in Cumbria, so it sets itself to the right date and time automatically.

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crispy duck, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)

Blade Runner?

*hits snooze button*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)

a black LED alarm clock

that you can't see at night without pressing the light button. Useful.

I have a lovely red LED with extra big numbers so I don't have to squint to realise that I still haven't been able to get to sleep despite it being 04:30 AND THAT I HAVE TO FUCKING GET UP IN 2 HOURS TO DRIVE 80 MILES TO WORK

*prozacs*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)

the light from the clock is probably keeping you awake

you should get an black LCD one instead

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)

or a cockerel

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)

I have considered this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)

this could be the answer

I put blackout blinds in our bedroom. Now at night the entire room is lit up by LED's and other standby lights and smoke alarms etc all bouncing around off the chrome fittings

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)

Chrome fittings?

Do you sleep in your car?

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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)

Yeah, but I'm sort of a clock addict.

A quick count shows five clocks in my room, plus my watch, mobile phone and computer.

Ooh, I haven't changed two of the clocks yet.

Edit: one of the clocks is a mirror, the display behind it lights up when you clap your hand or touch it. Also, my BlackBerry shows a nice clock when I put it in the charging cradle next to my bed.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)

OCD?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)

No, I'm a gadget addict.

With too much money.

I currently have: 42" HD TV, Over-the-top computer with 24" HD Touchscreen, tons of MP3-players, flash-drives and battery chargers, two notebooks, a laser pinter, a inkjet printer that prints on cd's, a PS3, a Dymo LabelWriter, a beamer, a picobeamer, an HD videocamera, four mobile phones (I only use one), four pc-remotes, and so on. EDIT: I forgot my portable dvd-player and my decibel meter.

Too bad I can't buy a girlfriend :'-(

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RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)

with that lot you could probably build a girlfriend

Weird Science style!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)

hahah

what the hell is a picobeamer?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)

My bad: 'picoprojector'

It's a miniature beamer. Like this, but mine's just a little box, instead of a phone.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)

If you've that much spare cash

I'm sure you could buy a girlfriend if you really wanted one.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)

Sure, I could hire some female company for a couple of hours.

But, that's not really what I'm looking for.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)

Well, I have a nice big green led display, so NER.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)

I'm going to get a grandfather cuckoo clock and spray it luminescent pink

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)

*Cries*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)

I might also rig it to an old school style fire alarm bell

that should wake me* up

*the entire fucking neighbourhood

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)

*Breaks Glass*

~~Glass~~ Wind

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)

Oh bugger. Is it Dienstag already?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)

ha ha

True.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)

Hmm...

Would I rather die or face another L-plate Tuesday?

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RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)

Hahahahaha

wake up!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)

A....yak ak ak ak ak...

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)

hahaha

excellent
Hoooooooly Matron, Batman

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)

That is so full of the win!

WOO sir!

:)

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)

Oh I like this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)

Your mother likes a bit of 'ows yer father' in Hull

fab!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)

OWS YER FATHER ME, JESUS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)

Ta Griffy!

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)

up it with a crucifix

yak yak yak.

and WOO! i'm in the top 30 on the stats board for the first time in a blue moon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)

whats the link again plz?

edit : nevermind
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)

haha

I hope nobody judges me on my random quote

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)

I've got a bag full o' crabs here!

I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh yeeees...

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)

Fucking hell so am I

...that's been a while

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)

Perfection.

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)

Cheers Moley!

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)

hahah!

"it's her boobs father, theyre possessed by the devil"
*boing*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)

Cheers sir!

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)

Hahhahahahaha! Marvelous :D

Just to be a bit contraversial, Exorcist 3 is the best of that series....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)

I disagree, yet agree...

...if the knows what I mean. Exorcist for me is still darn scary, even by today's standards.
But yes, Exorcist 3 is bloody horrible. The little old lady crawling along the ceiling scares
the bejeesus out of me...and then she's in his house dressed as a nurse...ooerr...scary dairy

:)

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)

yup, that is the scene that gets me... :D

I just prefer the story over all, mainly becaus Exorcist 2 did too much damage to the original...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)

Hahahaha

Brilliant!

(Meagrom, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)

hahahahaha... class

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)

arf

I can hear him laughing even now

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)

Uh oh..

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)

Wow that's really dark, edgy and challenging.

You must be jolly tough, honest and realistic.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

cynic!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)

Jolly? Did you just call me fat?

I'll cut you..

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)

if you can catch him, tubby

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)

You're so mean

*cries and eats*

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)

I call that creating

My cheeks are as moist as my fingers are podgy

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)

that poor kangaroo

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

I thought it was some over-washed bagpipes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)

that wouldn't explain the kangaroo eggs though...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)

Did i just make a mistake telling my ex whom i'd like to get back with to go do one, or am i thinking clearly?

I'm so messed up right now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)

maybe i shouldnt have had red bull for breakfast

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)

my instinctive reaction is that you did the right thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)

I can't feeling that i'm gonna regret it

but at the same time i feel smug
ahh what you gonna do?

was supposed to be meeting her this morning for a chat, still wants to be friends and she's greaet n all
but she stood me up

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)

you got to look after no. 1 in times like these

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)

THing is... she was my number 1

bah, i guess you mean me?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)

haa - yes I mean you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)

That's what you get for diluting the true meaning of Easter: nailing people to pieces of wood

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)

*coughs*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter#Origins_and_etymology :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)

bah, the church just swept that under the carpet, like so many other things.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)

that, and rodgering choir boys!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)

blimey, and I was only thinking of that nasty layer of dust in the vestry....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)

I thought Easter was about Jesus becoming a zombie?

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)

St Peter: "Weapons here!"

*A Hunter has St John pinned!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)

I'm not clicking this until I know that rabbit is ok

because ANIMULS IS PEEPUL!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)

Playing for free at your local community centre....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)

David Milliband has the perfect face for playing drums in a loungeroom jazz outfit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)

ed balls has the funniest name

but that's david miliband in the pic

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)

Yeah that's what I said.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

you cheeky ninja

this is ed balls spotting an unguarded scotch egg off screen, for the record

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

Hahahaha That is some superb source material right there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)

haha

officelol

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)

BALLS!

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)

*chortle*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)

haha the perfect drummer's face

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)

well that just made me laugh a lot

top jazz facing.

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)

I sense a B3ta meme here......

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)

Been there

I called them "Trippin' Balls"

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)

LOL! :)

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)

Hahahaha...

Superb use of source material there, you genius you!

*Click*

:)
Must dash...

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)

Two-tone Brown and the Commons Cats

The David Miller-band is too easy.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)

hahahhahaha! that is spot on :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)

Signature ruling Manu Chao stylistication

I'm the king of bongo, baby, I'm the king of bongo bong.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

actually, it's from a Danny Kaye song that was later used in Fallout 3....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)

hahahahaha!

Anyone else see the Chancellor's debate last night?
12 minutes before they started getting childish. I was a little disappointed.
Tho Darling did pown Osborne at one point, but Vince came out on top, easily

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)

They should all just be honest and meet behind the bike sheds for a massive fight.

Harriet Harman and Anne Widdecombe can scream support from the sidelines and occassionally belt those who come too close with their handbags.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)

Vince was very honest last night

and thus did the Libs no favours whatsoever

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)

Did he say

"Umm ... well ... we'll just try to be really nice to people, because people are actually really nice, you just need to understand them more, and my anal chakra is aligned with Jupiter so I've got Sagitarrius in the ascendent, which means basically I'm creative, imaginative and forgiving." and other such utter, utter bollocks?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)

Someone asked what gaurantees he could make re the NHS

Both Darling and Osbourne started banging on about it was their top priority and would ring fence cash for it.
Vince goes, "It would irresponsible of me to make cast iron promises about supporting certain sectors, because that means you will neglect other sectors such as policing, transport, education... etc"

Public hears: Lib Dems won't support NHS.

He did say they would cut income tax for lower earners, but unfortunately he fluffed the line and I don't think anyone heard it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)

Or rather "Erm ... um ... I don't really know ... "

*wets pants*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)

ha, I thought Osborne was awful

he was bit reticent on bankers' bonuses - he'd never do his mates out of a bit of cash

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)

He's such a cunt

I'd punch him in the face, but you know his face is just a squidgy ball so he wouldn't feel it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)

yer, I much prefer Darling to him - and Darling's a wanker

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)

I'm pissed off with the internets ballsing up my orders, but you don't care about that. Have this instead:

but you don't care about that. Have this instead:

CFB my petals.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)

the weather's cleared up nicely, hasn't it?

maybe time for a barbeque

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)

It's always time for a barbeque.

Even when it's not time for a barbeque.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)

we've had two this year so far

will probably wheel it out for the long weekend too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)

Orders as in commandments, or stuff you've bought?

or stuff you've bought?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

Stuff I've bought.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)

bloody ace, that!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)

Cheers, Steve. All well?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)

yup, all's good :D back to work after a week off though, is a bit of a pain...!

and your good self?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

well if you will order anal love beads online

they know you're not going to go to Watchdog if you don't receive them

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)

I only ordered them because your mum wouldn't shut up about them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)

she does love 'em up there

bless her

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)

No rain...

...but still ace!

*Click*
:)

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)

Yay!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)

Good job

Isn't that the bloke out of the butter ads? ;)

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)

...no its the guy from the sex pistols

pfft

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)

Jack Nicholson

was in the Sex Pistols????

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)

He played bass

ball bat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)

this ^

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)

pfft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)

Fantastic...

Woo.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)

He's a very observant chap, that Jack!

Minuture Johnny is cute!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)

Do you have sock thing as your facebook avatar?

I think I saw you on there lately

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)

www.facebook.com/sock.drawer

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)

Aha, yeah that's one

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)

I love this!

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)

can i ask a techie question?

i want to get a youtube video an animated gif. but it is resisting all my efforts. i can't even step thru the video and screen grab each frame. anyone know how to do this?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)

what id do

is use zamzar to convert to .mov
then open the mov in Image Ready and save as a gif

But I'm sure there's an easier way

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

many thanks

i shall dedicate the results to you when i get round to completing it.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)

I use

youtubedownload.altervista.org/ to download and convert to avi (Xvid)
www.divx-digest.com/software/avifourcc.html to recode it as DivX
www.virtualdub.org/ to open and crop and save image sequence (you can change the frame rate)
www.benetonsoftware.com/Beneton_Movie_GIF.php to arrange as a gif and save.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)

download helper plugin for flock/firefox

www.downloadhelper.net/

then convert the avi with animation shop3

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)

Screengrabbing will only work if you have deactivated Hardware Acceleration on your graphic card

Otherwise you will only get a black square. You can deactivate it in the properties:Advanced:troubleshooting bit.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)

to add anothe rmethod

I like using VLC to play the file and then it has a sceen grab button so you can pull out the frames you want. :)

www.videolan.org

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)

Hahahaha! That's great!

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)

Firstly, I cannot apologise enough, second, I'll see you all in Hull...

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)

i had 6 bottles of that once

i ended up clapping my hands and and nodding back and forward for the rest of the evening.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)

With or without ice?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)

FRESH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

Yes

Quick and dirty

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)

THE VENGA BUS IS COMING

do do do do do do
www.pown.it/2640 (not the right one but it'll do)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)

Boom boom boom boom, I want a double room

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)

I prefer Belmers myself

tee hee

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)

*swats with a spanging pan*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)

*spangs*

TJ: Anyone know anything about this new range of Intel processors, i3,i5, i7?

I'm after a new PC and have seen a bargain one with an i5. Should I get it, or hold out til payday and get one with an i7. All the other specs are the same, but it's about £100 more

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)

google says

Core i7.

Performance and features generally increase with the size of the i identifier number.
In other words, Core i7 processors are typically faster than Core i5 chips.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)

cheers prodge

That was pretty much all I'd manage to find out...higher number, higher price, faster.

I just need to decide if the increase is speed is worth the extra ton, because frankly anything is faster than what I'm using now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)

Somebody's done some comparisons here, so you can see just how much faster it'll be

www.tomshardware.com/reviews/intel-core-i5,2410.html

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zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)

That's marvellous

cheers for that

All I've been able to find was comparison tables, which to my eyes are just random numbers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)

Get them both and do a eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Gaz me the rejected one.

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zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

don't forget to check ot ebuyer

they normally pretty cheapish :P
p.s. its snowing! wtf?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)

Ooof!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)

haha

and yes, oof!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)

hahahaha! "serious mong is serious"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)

HEh

This is printworthy.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)

haha

that stuff is so shite

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)

Everything I admire about B3ta in 1 picture :)

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:04, archived)

Arf

Oldie but goodie :) Got bored of Jeremy, Moley?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)

He's on holiday...

Back soon.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)

I was waiting for this one to animate on the last panel

Y'know... cos of the horse...
*wanders off, looks around, walks back, sighs*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)

Oh, and good morning!

Stats board reads like a pub conversation today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)

Stats board... where can I find it? My memory is rubbish.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)

mine too

that's why I have it bookmarked ;)

b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)

Cheers me dear.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)

Wow, I hadn't realised this place had got quite so quiet

You only needed 25 posts to get onto the stats!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)

Hullo Jessie!

Yep, it's been a bit slow lately. Which is the only reason I'm back in the stats again, I guess ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

Hahahaha...

*Click*

Good mornin' to you sir

:D

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Ninj, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)

Morning Ninj!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:09, archived)

HAHAHA

[applause]

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:09, archived)

Hahahaha! That's great!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)

she's shagging jeremy

oh fuck!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)

I NEED A POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

IN YOUR FACE!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)

That's precisely the reason why I refuse to fuck a horse

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)

you've learnt from bitter experience.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)

Shht now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)

Nice work

morning ROFLs

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)

hahahahah! brilliant way to to start the morn' on b3ta :D

good ningles ya all on this wet tuesday morning!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)

Morning Stevie!

Raining where you are?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)

yup, it's overcast and wet in good ol' london today.... Hey ho....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)

*throws lifejacket*

morning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)

*lunges to catch, misses, falls off boat*

howdies, Medi

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)

hahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:15, archived)

amazing!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)

CHEDGE

are you channelling bennyhill'slovechild?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)

Hooray!

No. I don't think so... Why?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)

This might be old hat, but has anybody else noticed something disturbing about the MS Groove icon?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:04, archived)

Erm...

RIS?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)

Nice ring! :P

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)

I bet you say that to all the boys...

;)

You are Ricky Martin AICMFPs!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)

Oh it's a ring!

I thought it was a pale banana.
I'd say it was a bit of a... stretch to see goatse in this.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)

oooof!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)

Have you tried using it :(

It is pretty arse!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:15, archived)

Well I haven't seen the original yet, but I guess it's suitably disturbing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)

I only added the wedding ring.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)

*googles ms groove*

Ah, I see

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)

You've been on b3ta TOO long!

This is the system preferences icon from a Mac...
Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)

Yes... Yes I have....

*vanishes*

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:20, archived)

You'll never leave....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 7:06, archived)

oh god its so gay

oh my god

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d d, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 7:09, archived)

^ This, Hard!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 7:16, archived)

"say it with piss"

Ning to one and all!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:09, archived)

Shake him off!

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:01, archived)

Wank it HARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)

Have this.

Click for bigger (163 kb)

Worse than this is how long it took.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)

And there isn't even any sodding Bel Air.

*heart fails to soar*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:54, archived)

Sorry.

I ran out of muse.
(Edit: but rest assured there were the right number of hairs in the gigantic version I originally made)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:57, archived)

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 7:55, archived)

I should take Hart?

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:00, archived)

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:05, archived)

They'll have mistaken his 'light sabre'

for a pork sword.
(Edit: It was a close call on him, who is she?)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:08, archived)

She is Pat Keysell. She was the woman in Vision On who did the sign language

www.tonyhart.co.uk/vision_on_keysell.asp
She was just someone who worked in the office that turned out to be a great asset to the programme.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:20, archived)

Thanks

I thought something like that, but I guessed you'd know as it's your pic.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:34, archived)

youtube are worse than tinychat

they removed robs videos for having cdc's when all they had to do was put a "you must sign in" message.
i saw some birds vid where she showed naked pics of her, sure they were "artistic" but still, rules are rules youtube you wankers.

ahhh, morning rant

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)

They do what they like

It'll find other ways out.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)

and their comment system is borked

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)

Kleine Eisbaers!

and so, I must leave.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)

hehe

have this for your troubles

Probe sees 'Pac-man in the moon'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 8:55, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)

HAPPY THOUGHTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)

I like this.

Has the b3ta clock not gone forward to BST?

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:52, archived)

the whole planet should just set their clocks, right now, to GMT

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:54, archived)

Unified Beijing Time.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:56, archived)

that's fine too.

I want it to be like this; when I tell my bitches all over the world to be home by 2, they are all home by 2

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:58, archived)

my bitches can't count to 2. :(

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:05, archived)

yeah man, I knock 'em cold on the one.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:06, archived)

*Gasps*

The One!

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:53, archived)

I don't know, I'm on GMT+12

which means it's very nearly time to clock off, wooooo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:55, archived)

what do you expect? it is pretty crudely drawn.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:55, archived)

It took bloody ages to find this in the damp archives, so count yrselveses lucky.

(I think it was originally Halloween-related)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:39, archived)

Ahh

Cute!

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:55, archived)

How depressing that Pasanonic is back

b3ta was actually good for a while there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:53, archived)

b3ta, now with added spleen.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:56, archived)

I guess he needs to be banned again.

you know, for his own good.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:16, archived)

where's vimod when we need him?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:19, archived)

HAPPY THOUGHTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:56, archived)

MAKE SOME FUN PICTURES IT IS FUN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:12, archived)

here is my new friend ocelot.

he lives a block away and we had funs today.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:21, archived)

Did you poke him with sticks?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:23, archived)

don't be ridiculous, we played in the leaves.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:25, archived)

If you're going to roll around in strangers' gardens,

do take care.
Some people can get a bit uppity.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:29, archived)

they weren't home.

i checked inside the house first.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:40, archived)

He's a fine thing

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 6:15, archived)

That is a specialized cat!

Please box him up and send him over to me.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 6:36, archived)

Awwwww...

He's lovely. Bengal?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:04, archived)

I CAN'T RIGHT NOW

soon, but not now.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:24, archived)

HURRY

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:41, archived)

those are happy thoughts.

for an equally happy thought, i present you the weirdest dog toy ever.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:55, archived)

oy!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:59, archived)

the ant one is pretty odd, too.

www.oytoys.com/Shpilkes-the-Ant-Dog-Toy-p/cj-956.htm

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:01, archived)

oy!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:02, archived)

christ on a (3d) bike, i found the motherlode.

the mostest bestest.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:16, archived)

also, when you google

pictures of heroin babies

the first return is a post i made on flickr. i'm number one!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:00, archived)

well, when did this happen?

because I google for images of heroin babies every week, and had not seen it

EDIT: I want ^this to be my quote on the stats page

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:02, archived)

i think the jewish toy overlords caused it all last month.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:04, archived)

i'm also the first return if you spell it right and search for

pictures of heroin babbies

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:03, archived)

Hang on a sec-

some of them babbies owes me money!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:14, archived)

well these are things I had never even considered.

www.oytoys.com/Dreidel-Cat-Toy-p/cj-949.htm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:03, archived)

hahaha, dig deeper.

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:07, archived)

3-D LIGHTS?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:12, archived)

3D SOUND EFFECTS

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:13, archived)

This, tiled, would make delightful bathroom or kitchen wallpaper.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:10, archived)

SURGICAL RECOVERY ROOM OR GTFO.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:15, archived)

I wish these ambulance drivers would stop telling me that.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:19, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)

Sleeping

Took about an hour to cut, I suppose. Not exactly what i had in mind, and even though its pretty much impossible to tell that's supposed to be a fish floating up there, I'm not wholly dissatisfied with it.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:16, archived)

I knew it was a fish before I scrolled down.

the fins are a pretty clear signifier.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:18, archived)

I've always liked your woodcuts.

This is lovely. And odd, because of the fish, which makes it lovely :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)

Splendid

especially the fish.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)

Is she dreaming of the fish or does it actually exist?

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:37, archived)

which ever works for you

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:45, archived)

This must be one of them Fox G Love productions.

Glad she pluckily dodged that fish, and shame on the rotten sod who threw it at her.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:31, archived)

feesh!

nice work, focks.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:45, archived)

purdy :)

I also new it was a feesh before reading it was a fish :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)

one feesh two feesh old feesh new feesh.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:58, archived)

LULLY.

is it a wood a lino cut?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:22, archived)

wood

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)

nice!

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lord bofingham, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)

HOT PISS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)

HOT PISS INDEED

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:30, archived)

HOT PISS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:31, archived)

COLD PISS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)

MIND PISS

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:18, archived)

Warren Piss!

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:44, archived)

ALL WE ARE SAYING

IS GIVE PISS A CHANCE

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)

Pick a number between 1 and 60.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)

IN YOUR OWN TIME!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:01, archived)

Turns out I have more than 60.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:04, archived)

Yay!

You need to create a random rainbow dinosaur generator.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:07, archived)

Good choice.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:10, archived)

HOT DINOSAUR PISS

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:00, archived)

Oh how i loves him so

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)

HOT PISS

repost time.

Click for bigger (218 kb)

and bedtime, now that the cunts of b3ta past have arrived.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)

Fuck off Zoot

you love it

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)

not you, you fucktard.

you are not that sort of cunt and you know it :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)

HOT PISS

where have you been lurking?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)

around.

had some real life shit to mop up. b3ta was trés boring. Just drifted off. Seems my detractors can't let it go though. Never mind.

meanwhile:-
quote from the Times :)

At last some good news for us grumpy old men: we're not grumpy. It's official! A study by scientists in America has shown that older people have a more positive outlook than younger people. "Older people have learnt to be less affected by negative information to maintain their emotional state," says a researcher at Duke University in North Carolina.
When men or women of a certain age complain about some aspect of modern life - for example the decline in manners or publuc service - it's assumed that we do it only because we're just old and grumpy, when in fact we may be absolutely right.
This is a great day for grumpykind.

Yeah. I knew that already ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)

I'm grumpy as fuck.

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Grampa, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:34, archived)

how can you tell when you've got them all on ignore?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)

not all of them

only the ones who are just plain abusive get on the list.

but it's nearly 3am. So it stands to reason that the aussies have arrived and that accounts for 99% of the cunts here.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)

Hey! Im not abusive you cunt!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:46, archived)

I know.

you are not Australian enough.

I know, here's a job for you. Do a woman;'s job and be a librarian in a shithole on the other side of the world. That must be satisfying :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)

if you pay for my flights, I'll do it! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)

fuck me.

if you want to live on an island with no culture and a massive drug problem you can be in the Isle of Man in and hour or two ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)

I JUST WANT A DAMN JOB

I HAVE RENT TO PAY AND STUFF D:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:00, archived)

how can you not get a job?

Why not find a firm that does stewards for events. You get to see a few concerts a week and a football match every Saturday. Did some of that myself many moons ago in Manchester ( but for the concerts and freebies more than anything. Although there was a certain satisfaction throwing idiots back in their seats at the Nynex Arena )
There are plenty of jobs you can do. No need to start as partner in a firm ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)

and by "bedtime" you meant "sit up talking more drunken shite"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:08, archived)

That's certainly why I'm here!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:35, archived)

I've been applying for shit

Like shit loads of just shitty jobs, but nothing yet.
It's a right pain in the arse.

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:08, archived)

Where do you live again?

(general geographical location )
My friend owns a national agency in the construction and related trade industry. If you are not a total invalid I might get you a name and number for a local office.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:14, archived)

Im in Brum at the moment

All trade jobs, even labourer require some gay CCS card or something

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)

you can get a CCS card in no time

and for no money. It's a good idea to have one actually. Go into the job centre or CAB and tell them you want a CSCS so that you can do general site labour. Do it man. Even if I were still trading and had a job for you, you'd still have to have that now or I could not pay you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)

What is it? Just constuction safety basically?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:23, archived)

construction skills certification scheme.

It's meant to be about safety and competence but it's actually a government scheme to stop people getting paid in the hand.

www.cscs.uk.com/RunScript.asp?p=ASP\Pg0.asp

it's worth having and if you need skills and certificates ( there are many, even using a ladder needs certification now ) just get into the job centre and make them work for you finding placement on courses. That's their fucking job after all.

edit:// you know the score, asp links don't work, copy paste the link for the site.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:28, archived)

Cool, ta, I'll have a look into it, maybe on wednesday,

I've gotta go to the benefit office tomorrow and the bank to see if they'll extend my overdraft so my rent can come out.
Wish me luck!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)

good luck.

But you are at the benefit office. Ask to see someone and tell them you want to go on courses and get a cscs card, at my expense ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)

STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)

It's just the night shift. It's fun.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)

Hey! I'm not Australian, you cunt!

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)

are you one of the 1% then

or just a New Zealander? ( which is twice as bad )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:54, archived)

Come on...

It'll be Canadian next.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)

I like Canucks.

I have to. half my family are in Sarnia, London and Toronto.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:58, archived)

:-P

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:05, archived)

I'm not Australian, just drunk.

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:27, archived)

give it up, you'll never be any good at this.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)

Oh, when did he come back? :(

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)

Do you know what sperm states like?

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)

what is your sperm state

(

Shada, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)

They're currently champing at the bit,

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)

Alaska

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)

Gaseous

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:22, archived)

Peeeeeeeee!

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhhahh that is nuts!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)

Why, Thank you.

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)

incendiary urine

(

Shada, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)

PEANUT JUICE SPRING

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)

FILL IT WITH HOT PISS

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:36, archived)

YUM

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:09, archived)

no no no no NO.

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:29, archived)

When taken out of context,

tubgirl's waterfall looks like some cool 3D shape.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)

Didn't somebody post a picture of a molecule or something

that looked just like the TG fountain?

(

tubaman, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 7:17, archived)

you know it!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)

FIERY WEE

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Shada, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:54, archived)

Peee!

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)

Reminds me of work.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)

Sorry.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:28, archived)

!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)

What the HELL is that?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:14, archived)

Sexy ladybits.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:18, archived)

Is someone about to give birth

to a kangaroo?

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)

bunny bunny bunnneeeeh!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)

hahahah

FUCKKKKKK www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Ps6lnBr4k let him dance to this

(amazing shop :) )

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)

i was thinking

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq_ZSj3QisQ

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)

hahahahahahahha

fuckkkkkkk

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)

Nicholas Brothers?

I've seen that clip used in a few mashes..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)

beats break dancing any day of the week

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)

I WANT MATRIX'S ALL

AND I WANT IT NOW

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)

Hahaha

that's some pretty sweet Bennett you've got going on there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)

cheers!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)

This is scary

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)

i left the double chin in for extra scare effect

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:45, archived)

I was scared by how much it just looked like Freddy.

It's the stuff of nightmares.

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)

IM GONNA KILL YOU NOOOOOOW!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)

hahahah

Quality :) I have your wez/bennett/mad max2 as my wallpaper, I do a LOL everytime I boot up haha

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)

cheers!

it's hard not to lol at pretty much any bennett image

(i think i rushed bennetts head a bit on that image, but freebases just fitted on in an instant, as always)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)

It's class :)

I feel that there is still a lack of Bennett as a meme on b3ta

Haha even in his purist form, Bennett is still funny

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)

lol

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)

moustache

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)

that is a poo stashe

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:24, archived)

that's what she said

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)

Ha ha

Choke it!!

(

--- ---, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)

Apparently,

you have to force your fist hard up against the adam's apple and just give a sudden, HARD twiiiiist. They say it get easier the more often you do it.

Of course, I've never choked the chicken in my life ;).

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)

can't beat a bowl o' nice chicken soup

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:15, archived)

LOL :D Good Night

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)

haha

(

Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)

I WILL NEVER REVEAL THE WU TANG SECRET

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)

The Wu Tang secret is this:

Method Man is actually pretty mediocre.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)

OH SHIT

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)

Last few nights I have had 36 chambers on

I feel I know the secret

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)

rocking this on the walkman

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOYCzRzZIs

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)

hell yes

:) www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Ps6lnBr4k love this

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)

ooh, interesting.

I tend to prefer the original mixes (and live versions).

YOU. MOTHER. FUCKING. PIGS!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)

I had a go at the scribbler thingy

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)

yeah.

I think you missed the canvas resize option ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)

I sorted it now :P

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)

have you got a job yet

or are you still taking a year to think about wasting another 5 years on a thesis? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)

I started a masters, have since left the course.

am now unemployed again. Thinking possibly about the Navy.....

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)

ie you're striding around the docks winking at sailors.

Still, it's an ancient and noble career path.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)

Yes that

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)

Navy is good

Was my first choice at 16. Was signed up for weapon's engineering artificer, awaiting a start date to go to Raleigh when I got into a bit of bother with the police and ended up debarred by reason of serving a court order and I had to settle for second best in the Army a few years later ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)

Yeah, pays good 27-31 for an engineering graduate...

But I dont really know what I wanna do with my life...

I do know at some point, PhD but that's it for now

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)

But I am quite unfit at the moment.... might fail the entry test :P

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)

Stick with the docks, mate.

Even Baldrick made a fortune, 40k+ tax-free.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:15, archived)

I dont know if Im going to do it yet...

It's one of my options, I just need a job at the moment, not sure on a career yet...

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:17, archived)

and a turnip

(

arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)

and a turnip.

Good point.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)

Phd.. really are you sure?

I know I wont tired of SAYING "Hiiiii, Dr Nick!"

(

arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)

Yes, It's something I want to do at some point... maybe in 2-5 years time of working... I dunno

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)

I was given a tour on the Invincible for 20 mins

Felt sick and stuck not long after.

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)

dont

its a waste of time

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)

and yes, that's one of the reasons I want to do it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)

Why'd you leave it, bro?

(

zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)

Various reasons

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)

It lives!

Pasa, I was (it now turns out) cruelly tricked into thinking you'd copped it.

What you bin doin?

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)

Not much. Bit of

dancing, drinking and general tomfoolery. I'm all good though. Nothing deceased about me. ( I had a big toenail removed though. OUCH!)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)

Glad to hear it.

Apart from the unpleasant toenail business.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)

twitter = good as dead

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)

I notice you're on the ignore list, Rap.

I wonder what you did

(

zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)

Oooh, is there an ignore list?

Kindly link it. Or ignore me, if you like.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)

It's the centrepiece of his profile

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=47549

(

zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:24, archived)

did you know gilgamesh made a script to fuck with that hit counter?

and various other b3tans foolish enough to plonk such vanity in their profiles

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)

I did not know that, that is hilarious.

Whenever I see one of those I always suspect at least half the pageviews are from that person themselves.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:31, archived)

my mistake, 'twas the eminent Mr Trouser

b3ta.belm.co.uk/fiddle

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)

my catnipppp comedy account is on there

(

weaver., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)

How can anyone fail to be moved by doctor dyslexia?

or be so moved as to ignore her?

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)

DIAGNOSIS: FUN ALLERGY

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)

I'm just a terrible, terrible person.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)

It does seem a lot like a list of my favourite b3tans.

Curious.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)

take mofaha, he is worse than Hitler!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)

All that non-stop being more talented than certain other members.

Really grinds my gears.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)

Some of us are even less historically significant than Hitler.

Frightening as that may seem.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)

LOL

YOURE DOING IT WRONG
CROP IT WHITE SPACE, FAIL, ETC

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)

im playing battlefield BC2 give me a break man

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)

any good?

i just bought a PS3 just so i could play heavy rain. one of the deals included BC2 but i went for asscreed2 instead

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)

I am very close to making that call...

if only my bank balance was close as well. :D

(

arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)

im so skint right now

with 15 days to go before pay day.
but HR was worth it. and AC2 is like sex but without any nudity

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)

I've wanted to play heavy rain since they did the emotion engine test footage

it loooks gooooooooooooooooooooood

(

arrangedletters, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)

yes it is good. Slow at times, Im currently in a server with only 2 other people :/

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)

i hate that

thats the only problem with multiplayer, its awesome but only if you play a game that the entire world likes, like MW2 or L4D

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)

The single aint great.... But the multi is fun :)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)

and me :D

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)

that elephant has only got one ear

its trying to pick up that bun

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)

Yours is better

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)

hahah

in the stinker

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)

I am so horny right now.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)

he comes....

hehe

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)

He's a happy chappy

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)

You're not helping. Why is that, Leon?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)

me too

/rp

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)

He comes?

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)

Yes.

Yes he does

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)

Give it a name

(

zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)

Steve

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)

You sure like Steve Brookstein a lot.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)

Squee i love this scribble thingy

It made me finally delurk

Dragon time :)

(quantum-entangled fox has tails for arms..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:13, archived)

ooooh that is neat

HAVE A KITTEN

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)

:O my very own kitty?

Will I be a pawn in its scheme to rule the world?

Or at least lounge in the place i like to sit on the sofa :P

(quantum-entangled fox has tails for arms..., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)

I don't know, but you can look at this one, he looks like a nice kitten

www.dailykitten.com/2010/03/haole/

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:12, archived)

re-hash for the fun of it :)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)

Oh noes!

Someone tell him quick that even Lounge Lizards shouldn't smoke!

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)

Smugtilian !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)

haha

good skills :)

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)

You are too good at animation melinbolton!

FUCK OFF! ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)

Is that who this is?

Interesting. I thought he was too good for a relative noob last time I checked in.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)

oh yes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)

I tried to draw my cat

but it went a bit wrong. My drawing not the cat. He's always been a bit wrong.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)

Mousey.

I've seen a few of these, what are they done using?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)

It's ever so fun!

ScribblerToo

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)

it's addictive

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)

It is Rather

(

Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)

FUCKING DIE YOU SHIT

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)

hahahah

Cool!

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)

Oh my! That is so beautiful! *glees*

I think I need drawing lessons...

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)

I think mine is a little more sinister D:

cfb (~500kb)

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)

awesome

HE COMES

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)

Zalgo!

*fears*

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)

I don't want to sleep anymore :(

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)

D'awww.

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zoldergoose, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)

woo!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)

: D

Yay dinodoodle

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--- ---, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)

wow! tonnes of fun!

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)

This reminds me of

an artist whose name I can't think of. I am shit at artist names. I think his first name may be Mark. Nice pic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)

Ralph Steadman?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)

David Shrigley?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)

Yes! Thank you :D

I am shit with names. Was he ever known as Mark?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)

I don't think so..

..but then what do I know. Was he played by Mark someone in a documentary or film maybe?

I love his stuff, got some beers in purely on the fact that he draws the labels. The fact they taste awesome was a bonus.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)

I was joking after the

Yes thank you part :D His artwork in Fear and Loathing was fucking sublime! I have a first edition somewhere that my mate loaned to me. I think I may have lost it FOREVER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)

Hahaha!

Then you are in the shit if he finds out!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)

this giant mouse creature shall destroy us all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)

ooo, voyager!

*toddles off*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)

Bah!

Bedtime for bunny :( I should set V+ to tape the things really. But then again I never get time to watch the things I already have taped.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)

Nice puss :D

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)

He is in RL too

He's my little sweetie. Well big sweetie anyway.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)

Nice cat looks like a dog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)

Funny you should say that....

He acts more like one than a cat sometimes. He comes when called will roll over when asked begs for scraps and stays by my side all the time if I go for a walk.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)

I like :D

nice of your cat to patiently pose too....give it some treat

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)

He's about to have his supper

He's a good boy waiting patiently on my desk for me to move.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)

Will your cat chase me ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

He's too fat and old to move that fast! I should animate him maybe I'll do that tomorrow (if nobody beats me to it first that is!)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)

nice :)

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)

Hahahaha!

Well done on being the first with that one!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)

hehe

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)

space cock

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)

lovely stuff.

have a belated b3taday lolly.

Click for bigger (44 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)

thats a bit good

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)

quick scribble.

but thanks. I often take a bit more time and care ;)

Click for bigger (365 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)

could you post the brush settings you used thx

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)

all of them?

How would you like me to do that. You change the brush as you go along, it's mainly a 50% airbrush ( downloaded from Brian Haberlin ) with very low opacity and varying size, a tight, low opacity pencil ( out of the box ) and a lot of smudge and blur.
Tracing is easy once you get some practice in.
But if you really want my airbrush settings I can do that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)

you traced it?

now we know your secret.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)

I never made any secret

of the fact that I trace over photos for my portrait stuff. Next you'll be trying to say I claimed to be some kind of artist ;)

You can call it overpainting but at the end of the day it's just tracing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)

so why are they always such poor likenesses?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)

it's not even completely traced

95% of it is just the photo set to a low opacity.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)

hahaha

i think he just filtad it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)

nice

(JoePesky, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:50, archived)

Woo :D

Nice

(herman:D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)

Aww, thankies! :D

thankies! :DI didn't mind sharing Toasty's pic either :) That is really well done I should try again with more care this time.
profiled with pride :D

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)

That's not meant to be a representation of me

by the way. I'm nothing like that. Honest ;) ( and I have a big 'tache )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)

Oh Craig!

You always try it on with the ladies! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)

until I want to

do 'em up the wrong 'un and it all goes tits up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)

ON YOUR KNEES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)

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