Aww, I touched a koala onceI didn't have to
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:46,
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arf!almost a local product!
Woo!
(Woo!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:15,
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I thought it was common knowledge?Coke have been using the Koala bear nose-bubbling properties for decades! It's reverse Scientology! You obviously haven't studied A-level Pie-ology?
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Q4nobody,
Tue 18 May 2010, 0:14,
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FFS! Why can't people read the compo brief?FAKE science people! ;)
Nice one Elvis :D
(Nice one Elvis :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:12,
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...and yet it takes 10,000 b3tans to have fuck all effect on a general election.The sums still make my head hurt and my soul despair.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:13,
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I can once again hear the low, rumbling thunder of French Burr.... cheers, Elvis.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:16,
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Yeh but you can connect a generatorto the windmill and it will produce enough power to run the wind turbines = profit.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:17,
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..."Blow me down"....why didn't I think of that!!!*headslaps*:)
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Elvis impersonator,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:21,
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butter beans and breadcrumbs!(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:27,
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it's FLAT in Hollandwhich makes all the difference
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:22,
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It costs a fortune in batteries to keep 'em going. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:29,
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what's happening on the 20th?is it a Tuesday?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:04,
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International Draw Mohammed Dayit's on my facebook if you're interested
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:05,
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ooh I see itta
edit: christ, a massive thread of nutters
thaough "stop repeating messages thats spamming, your making us cool muslims seem like assholes" made me laugh
(edit: christ, a massive thread of nutters
thaough "stop repeating messages thats spamming, your making us cool muslims seem like assholes" made me laugh
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:07,
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I'm in multiple minds about itStanding up for free speech is the right thing to do
Standing up for free speech with a bunch of people who think "camel-fucking sand-niggers" is the height of satire, not so much
(Standing up for free speech with a bunch of people who think "camel-fucking sand-niggers" is the height of satire, not so much
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:28,
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Managing to stand up at all is pretty fucking impressive. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:33,
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i know what you meanfree speech is obviously massively important
but if all we use it for is for jokes that aren't even funny then i dont see the point. at least south park was funny, putting mohammed's head on a dog or dressing him as a terrorist is just retarded, if you're going to be offensive at least be funny.
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Mon 17 May 2010, 11:08,
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but if all we use it for is for jokes that aren't even funny then i dont see the point. at least south park was funny, putting mohammed's head on a dog or dressing him as a terrorist is just retarded, if you're going to be offensive at least be funny.
There is a lot of truth to that,but weren't the Danish cartoons used to highlight the Freedom of Speech angle, and not to be used as comedy at all?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:11,
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yerany excuse to have a pop at the Muslims
no wonder they're all out bombing embassies
(no wonder they're all out bombing embassies
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:17,
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I was glad that none of the ones in Sheffieldgot confused and blew up the World Snooker Championship.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:17,
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link us up, emvee :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:17,
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Thunderf00t was name checked on The Big Questions with Nicky Campbell yesterday.Dude's really hit the big time ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:44,
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awesome stuffI mentioned him when grilling a Google exec over free speech on the internet a while back :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:46,
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To be honest,never really listened to his stuff.
I'm sure he isn't the same, but as you said up there, there are too many ill informed morons who attach themselves to these groups. I know plenty of muslims who are lovely people, I know plenty of atheists are fuckwads. I think it is a dangerous thing to start attacking "Islam" when it isn't strictly Islam that is the problem, but the way that certain fundamentals preach and practice it. Same as any religion.
(I'm sure he isn't the same, but as you said up there, there are too many ill informed morons who attach themselves to these groups. I know plenty of muslims who are lovely people, I know plenty of atheists are fuckwads. I think it is a dangerous thing to start attacking "Islam" when it isn't strictly Islam that is the problem, but the way that certain fundamentals preach and practice it. Same as any religion.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:50,
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Isn't it Islam that disallows men to shake a woman's hand in case she's on her period and therefore "dirty"? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:57,
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Aren't there also certain Christians who believethat the world was created 6,000 years ago?
It doesn't mean that all Christians believe that though.
(It doesn't mean that all Christians believe that though.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:03,
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Yes but I understood it to be a fundamental of Islam. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:23,
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I doubt it, I have worked with plenty of practising Muslims who shake hands with women.I imagine it is the same rule as in Judaism.
It's all down to interpretation at the end of the day.
You can argue that it is a fundamental of Christianity to believe that the world was created in 6 days by God, that Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs, that Moses parted the red sea and saw someone with thrush or something like that, burning bush etc.
However, you don't have to believe that to be a Christian as far as I am concerned.
(It's all down to interpretation at the end of the day.
You can argue that it is a fundamental of Christianity to believe that the world was created in 6 days by God, that Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs, that Moses parted the red sea and saw someone with thrush or something like that, burning bush etc.
However, you don't have to believe that to be a Christian as far as I am concerned.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:29,
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Because picking and choosing the best bits from a religion is obviously the way to goI'm with Doug Stanhope on this one. When someone says "I'm a Catholic but I don't believe in all the bad stuff", then they're not a Catholic. It's like saying you're a heroin addict, having never taken heroin.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:31,
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This whole picking and choosing thing is a bullshit argumentThat's like saying that you're not a rational person if you've ever been in love, or danced, or put yourself in harms way for someone else.
If you can't see a grey area, you're just as extremist as the extremists on the other side of the coin.
(If you can't see a grey area, you're just as extremist as the extremists on the other side of the coin.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:34,
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eh?surely the argument is that if you believe the bible (say) to be the word of god, you have to accept *everything* in the bible -- who the fuck are you to try and tell god what he should and shouldn't have told you? by extension, if you believe a part of the bible to be the word of god, what makes the rest of the bible *not* the word of god? if i believe the ten commandments to be from god, what makes me believe that the rest of the laws in exodus and deuteronomy *not* to be from god? what gives me the utter arrogance to do so?
nothing -- if i believe any of it i have to believe all of it. if i cast doubt on any part of it, by arguing it's been filtered through the imperfect understanding of man or any other such apologetics, then i have to cast doubt on *all* of it.
(nothing -- if i believe any of it i have to believe all of it. if i cast doubt on any part of it, by arguing it's been filtered through the imperfect understanding of man or any other such apologetics, then i have to cast doubt on *all* of it.
boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:40,
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Do you consider yourself to be a rational person?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:43,
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I consider myself a personbut I couldn't really give a fuck if anyone else thinks I'm rational or not, in all honesty.
However, anyone who professes a religion and then cherry-picks the bits that they like -- I don't consider them to be thinking rationally about that religion. That doesn't mean that they're not perfectly rational about everything else, I'm not suggesting that, just that they're not being rational about their religion.
(However, anyone who professes a religion and then cherry-picks the bits that they like -- I don't consider them to be thinking rationally about that religion. That doesn't mean that they're not perfectly rational about everything else, I'm not suggesting that, just that they're not being rational about their religion.
boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:44,
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HahahahahaThe words "rational" and "religion" rarely co-exist
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49,
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I'm sure they have at some point in historySome time.
( boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53,
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What about Scientology?That's scientific. It has science in the name and everything.
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Mon 17 May 2010, 13:09,
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I didn't ask what other people thinkDo you consider yourself to be a rational person?
The reason I ask is that by your logic, if you've ever done anything vaguely irrational then clearly your ability to think rationally must be in doubt. According to you, you don't get to pick and choose.
I'm sure you can see what a retarded argument this is.
(The reason I ask is that by your logic, if you've ever done anything vaguely irrational then clearly your ability to think rationally must be in doubt. According to you, you don't get to pick and choose.
I'm sure you can see what a retarded argument this is.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:52,
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No, I'm sure you can see it's pretty retardedto compare my opinion about myself with what GOD is meant to be telling us. I'm not God, so who gives a wet fuck about me? Everyone's irrational at times and most people are rational most of the rest of the time. But if this book is God's word then we should take every word of it extremely seriously. My logic hangs on a belief that the Bible is God's word. Since no-one in their right mind thinks that anything I say is God's word the logic doesn't even begin to apply.
( boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:55,
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I give a fuck about you, that's why i'm asking.It seems to me that you just don't see the bible for what it is - a 2000 year old self-help book. The only people that run into problems are the people that take the stories literally. The vast majority of christians don't take it literally. Start treating it like aesop's fables and you'll probably find some life lessons that you agree with.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:03,
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So essentially, the Bible is harmless as long as you don't believe in God? emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:06,
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Depends on your definition of god reallyI'm a quaker so my definition might not be the same as yours.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:10,
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Quakers are about the only religion I have any time forMainly because they don't preach, they keep themselves to themselves and yet they do good and charitable things without having to tell everyone about it.
If all religionists were Quakers, I wouldn't have a problem with them.
(If all religionists were Quakers, I wouldn't have a problem with them.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:12,
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Jesus once extolled the virtuesof the man who prays in silence, and of the man gives charity in secret; and he condemned the man who prays loudly on street corners and makes a show of how much money he gives away.
I wish the wee frees in St Andrews had heard of that. No idea what charitable work they do but they don't half shout loudly on the street corners.
(I wish the wee frees in St Andrews had heard of that. No idea what charitable work they do but they don't half shout loudly on the street corners.
boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:14,
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See, there I completely agree with Jesus emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:16,
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I don't think anybody should tell anyone else that their beliefs are wrong.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:20,
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Flipside: I don't believe anyone should tell me their beliefs are right, eitherIf by "beliefs" we're meaning "religious beliefs". (This isn't a criticism at you, you've not done so.) But I believe I should have the right to say that I don't believe in their beliefs and feel that they're wrong, and they have the right to say that I'm wrong and they're right all they like. (I probably won't listen but hey, they most likely won't either so everyone's even.)
There is a distinction there but it may have been lost...
(There is a distinction there but it may have been lost...
boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:24,
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Everyone has the right to say whatever they want, whevener they want.In my mind the most important thing society can do is just accept that there are people out there who are their polar opposites and just move on. Not tolerate, accept.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:29,
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I'd certainly not argue with that!Didn't mean to sound like I did. But that's not taking it as God's word in the way I meant -- I meant people who take it literally. And cherry-picking the bits to take literally is a horrible thing to do because I feel that's an inconsistent way of thinking. That doesn't say that there aren't things to take from it that can be helpful for your life -- but it probably does say you shouldn't sit there and memorise the books of Law and stick to them all.
( boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:06,
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If someone wants to tell me that homosexuals are evil because God said so in the Biblebut then can't explain why eating shellfish isn't evil when it's just as clearly written, then they're a fuckwit using an ancient text to prop up their own prejudices and bigotry. That's what picking and choosing gets you.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:58,
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Or if someone says that we should all 'love thy neighbour'?Why is it that Atheists take the bible so seriously?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:05,
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Because we've read it?For every "love thy neighbour" in there there's a whole lot of nasty shit that I wouldn't want anyone to take to heart
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:07,
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'Love thy neighbour' is obviously a good message to takeunless you live next door to Fred West. 'Murder the raped woman because she can't scream loud enough' clearly isn't. The problem comes, I think, if you take the Bible to be God's revealed truth to humanity -- if you believe that, then who are you to pick which to follow?
Clearly, a normal human being will tend to take "love thy neighbour" and reject "murder the rape victim". That's absolutely fine by me. What gets my goat is when people will then justify it not so much by pointing at the Bible but by pointing and the Bible and saying that you should love your neighbour because God tells you so.
Also, why can't I just love my neighbour anyway...? If it takes God hitting me over the head with the Bible to stop me acting like a tit then I'm probably a lost cause...
(Clearly, a normal human being will tend to take "love thy neighbour" and reject "murder the rape victim". That's absolutely fine by me. What gets my goat is when people will then justify it not so much by pointing at the Bible but by pointing and the Bible and saying that you should love your neighbour because God tells you so.
Also, why can't I just love my neighbour anyway...? If it takes God hitting me over the head with the Bible to stop me acting like a tit then I'm probably a lost cause...
boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:10,
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Of course some people don't require the bible to guide them.But some people do and that's been my point all along. If it helps someone, then no-one should have the right to tell them they're wrong provided they aren't harming anyone?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:16,
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People have the "right" to tell them, they just might not be right in doing so.Free speech and all that.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:18,
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I'm not sure anyone was intentionally arguing against thatWhere I feel people go wrong -- so to speak -- is by then elevating the Bible above, say, "Overcome Bad Self-Esteem" or, to use gronkpan's more pertinent example, Aesop's Fables. Even that doesn't actually matter, except the distressing tendency of *some* people who do so to go around telling everyone else how wrong they are and trying to influence not just our lives but the laws of our nations on the strength of their ancient life-guide. When it gets to the point that they'll want to murder me for suggesting that Jesus quite possibly didn't exist in the form we believe he did, or that Mohammed might have been power-mad, or that Abraham almost certainly didn't exist and Joseph was a myth based on a long-dead Jewish chamberlain in Egypt -- or, more farcically, that the world is older than 6,000 years, that's the problem.
And I believe you agree with me on that one...
(And I believe you agree with me on that one...
boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:21,
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I have no problem with that.Having grown up in a religious household, gone to a religious school, and consequentially, most of my friends being religious, I can say that not one single one of them has ever preached or told people how to live their lives according to the bible. It's a choice that people make, barring the few who are truly indoctrinated, and they are few and far between in my experience.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:26,
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I've had a couple of friends who were like thatPerfectly decent people in all other respects (well, naturally; I'd not be friends with them otherwise) but trying to convert me and pushing the Bible as absolute proof -- or ducking the question of literalism -- when it arose. But far more of my friends who were religious didn't do it.
( boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:34,
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There's nothing wrong when the message is "be a good person"but that's not the whole story, it's often "women and gays are inferior" and "nonbelievers will go to hell"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:23,
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I'm only speaking from personal experience,but surely it is down to interpretation? That is exactly the reason why some Muslims believe that it is their duty to kill in the name of Allah, and some Muslims don't believe that. They're all reading from the same book and getting a different outcome.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:36,
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they obviously haven't read Letts' GCSE Islam revision guide Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:38,
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So I got this book right, that can mean anything I want it to mean.And it's really cool, because if anyone disagrees with it I just pass the blame onto my imaginary friend.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:38,
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Just like when people defend dawkins with "i think what he was trying to say is..."
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:42,
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I've also worked with Muslims and I found them to be crooked untrustworthy cunts
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:39,
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Exactly, people are cunts.It has fuck all to do with their religion ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:43,
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I was quite good pals with one I worked withUntil the conversation turned to Salman Rushdie, who "deserves to die for what he said"...then he tried to impress me with the story of how he and his brother hospitalised a "poof" with pool cues
I wasn't sorry when he was fired
(I wasn't sorry when he was fired
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:44,
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I thought it was one of the teachings of Islam. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:22,
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Nope.It might be one of the teachings of morons, though.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:31,
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It's something about how it would be better for a man to be struck in the head by an iron needle than touch a woman not permitted to him. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:42,
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you could always fart on your hand first - then it's evens Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:05,
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Bah! I do that anyway,just for funsies!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:13,
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I believe that Judaism and Christianity do that tooCertainly you can't touch a woman for a week a month around her period because at that point she's unclean. Also every time you shoot your wad you're unclean till sundown, too. (Don't know what happens if the sun's already set. The Bible/Torah don't specify.) Also, you're fully entitled to invade an enemy's territory, kill all the men and abduct (or kill) all the girls. You can then have one of the woman as a "slave" in your tent but if you want to keep her after a year you have to marry her. Result! Eleven months of free rapeage!
Blah blah blah women not allowed to talk in Church blah blah blah widows should remarry because they won't be able to control their lusts blah blah blah stone homosexual men blah blah blah kill a woman if she was raped in town because she could have shouted for help and obviously didn't blah blah blah men should have short hair because I the great Paul the Apostle who Never Met Jesus am going bald blah blah.
Feel free to dig around in the great holy books of all three religions -- and probably most others but I know squat about them. You can find crazy shit in the lot of them that fucking psychos and retards believe.
edit: Check Leviticus 15:16-33 for the original point. That's part of the Pentateuch/Torah and in both Jewish and Christian dogma -- and is almost certainly the root of the Islamic restrictions too.
(Blah blah blah women not allowed to talk in Church blah blah blah widows should remarry because they won't be able to control their lusts blah blah blah stone homosexual men blah blah blah kill a woman if she was raped in town because she could have shouted for help and obviously didn't blah blah blah men should have short hair because I the great Paul the Apostle who Never Met Jesus am going bald blah blah.
Feel free to dig around in the great holy books of all three religions -- and probably most others but I know squat about them. You can find crazy shit in the lot of them that fucking psychos and retards believe.
edit: Check Leviticus 15:16-33 for the original point. That's part of the Pentateuch/Torah and in both Jewish and Christian dogma -- and is almost certainly the root of the Islamic restrictions too.
boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:22,
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Yeah.This is why I hate anyone stupid enough to be religious.
They're like politicians - they're all the same. All religious people are judgemental, holier-than-thou idiots. The teaching of all religion is that it is right and anyone who believes otherwise is wrong and therefore a sinner. So anyone who tells me that they follow that religion is automatically telling me that they perceive me as a sinner and that I think incorrectly.
(They're like politicians - they're all the same. All religious people are judgemental, holier-than-thou idiots. The teaching of all religion is that it is right and anyone who believes otherwise is wrong and therefore a sinner. So anyone who tells me that they follow that religion is automatically telling me that they perceive me as a sinner and that I think incorrectly.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:26,
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What I find worseis that they're immediately telling me that I'm wrong and stupid -- except that they're the ones who have swallowed something written in a book by a goatherder 3000 years ago and then will warp their interpretation of everything they encounter to force it to fit their beliefs. The sheer lack of critical thought depresses me much more than it angers me these days. I used to try and put forward what I saw as reason to people but I just gave up in the end. :(
( boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:28,
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That reminds meI have another meeting with the Tony Blair Faith Foundation today
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:29,
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Hahahahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:30,
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they obviously like youremember to take a cork
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:31,
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Selling out is easy to doIt's not so hard to find a buyer for you
When money talks you're under its spell
Ah, but what do you have when there's nothing left to sell?
(When money talks you're under its spell
Ah, but what do you have when there's nothing left to sell?
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:51,
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It sounds to me like you're being more than a little bit judgemental and holier-than-thou yourself.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:30,
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Ah the classic "I know what you are but what am I?" argumentnext it'll be "Atheism is just another religion"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:00,
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Now you're just projectingI was minding my own business when all this came along.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:07,
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Sorryjust reliving almost every online religious debate I've had
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:13,
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But this comes down to the individual again.There are probably a lot more people who practice Christianity that believe in Science than don't. It depends how you apply your religion that is the issue. I have as much of an issue with miltant atheists shouting at people who may believe the teachings of a religion for being fools, despite not knowing why they practice their religion. Some people need guidance, and like the lessons that some religions teach. There is absolutely fuck all wrong with that. If you need a book written 2,000 years ago to help you deal with life, who the fuck is anyone to tell you you can't?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:33,
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I believe in ChristiantyI tell my wife to shut the fuck up in Church and that I'm her head because she's the descendant of Eve and sinned first and was born of ME, whereas I am a descendant of Adam and was born of God and am her head just as God is MY head. I'll also divorce her if she ever fucks around on me and she'll be left to starve by the street so long as everyone else is a good Christian, but I'm perfectly free to fuck whoever I want to.
( boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:43,
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it's when the end of the world starts
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:06,
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do you think we could postpone it to the week afterI want to find out how 24 and Lost end
/priorities
(/priorities
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:13,
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Jack Bauer looks meaningfully into the distance...THEN THE PHONE RINGS!!!Hugo wakes up covered in sweat and realises it was a spicy chili burrito nightmare
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:18,
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haha, if Lost ends like thatthere will be a sniper/clocktower scenario involving Me, Abrams, Cuse and Lindelof
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:20,
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Please include Geldof.For old times' sake.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:21,
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Bit disappointed by last week's Lost tbhwhen she said at the start "every answer will only lead to more questions" she wasn't kidding...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:30,
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aye, you're not the first person to say this to me this past week :)it seemed a bit of a 'cop out' episode introducing the whole 'mysterious Mother' character, who will now (probably) never get explained herself
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:33,
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a bit plotholey too, for an episode directly overseen by LindelCuseJack estimated Adam and Eve's bodies to be about 40 years old in S1, now they're 2000...something something island special powers something...I'm also a bit pissed off with all this "I've arranged it so you can't ever die" stuff. How? Why? When?
Gaaah
(Gaaah
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:36,
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it was lazyEmo vs Christians FIGHT!!!
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:34,
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I'm about 8 eps behind on 24haven't been gripped by this series
It's taken the term 'contrived' to unexciting new levels
(It's taken the term 'contrived' to unexciting new levels
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:22,
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I'll be honest herethe first 'act' wasn't particularly well handled, although from episode 11 or so onwards, the whole pace has changed, and it really is heading towards a 'hopefully' satisfying, if somewhat 'not happy' ending.
There's been a few 'shocks' and 'JB of old' moments that have sprung up over the past few weeks.
/spoiler free
(There's been a few 'shocks' and 'JB of old' moments that have sprung up over the past few weeks.
/spoiler free
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:26,
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oooh...As I trust your judgement, I shall endevour to clear the back log forthwith
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:29,
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Finale next week :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:33,
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Just abort and watch The Wire instead, for heavens' sake.Or On The Buses.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:30,
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I have watched the Wireit was good, and engaging, but that's all done and dusted now
/much like 'The Shield' as well - grrr.
So, just 24 and Lost to finish up on now
(/much like 'The Shield' as well - grrr.
So, just 24 and Lost to finish up on now
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:32,
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Of course, The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin is only £18 on amazon.If such frivolity is of any interest.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:36,
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Oh, yes....and complete Yes Minister/Prime Minister for £15
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:38,
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really? *goes for a gander* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:39,
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You know you want to.*makes disturbing snout twitches*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:42,
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has just also seen series 6 and 7 of the two ronnies as wellgah, could be an expensive monday :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:43,
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The "DeLuxe" Monty Python and the Holy Grail is only £4.99...*pulls a Mephistopholes face*
You can't take it with you (etc) !
(You can't take it with you (etc) !
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:46,
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I picked up the Complete Python Boxset (TV series and films) in Morrisons last year for £15 :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:49,
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Fucking result!I love The Doors, me
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:54,
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next on FlashForward..cancellationand Heroes couldn't save themselves from the axe
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:36,
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The last series of Heroes was dire beyond all comprehensionIt was like every single character had their memories erased, then underwent a lobotomy
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:38,
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Hi I'm Siler and I'm all nice now
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:41,
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T'is a pity about FFI stuck with it, and despite a gash start, actually developed into an intriguing show,
that ends next week as well, same as 'V'
(that ends next week as well, same as 'V'
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:39,
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I thought Flashforward was dreadful...Why do people think Jo Fiennes is a credible leading man?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:40,
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I have trouble taking that guy from Coupling seriouslyI might have to watch Ultraviolet again, though IIRC he was the weakest link in that too
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:41,
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I watch 4 episodes and gave up as I thought it was utter gash
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:42,
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I saw the first ep of The WireI really enjoyed it, but the missus didn't fancy it.
We've got the first series on DVD, so I'll get round to it eventually, once I'm done with 24, V, Strike Back (which is apparently quite bad), The prisoner (which is undoubtedly dreadful), Deadwood, The Sopranos, Battlestar gallactica... and all those other shows that I'm constantly told I just have to watch
(We've got the first series on DVD, so I'll get round to it eventually, once I'm done with 24, V, Strike Back (which is apparently quite bad), The prisoner (which is undoubtedly dreadful), Deadwood, The Sopranos, Battlestar gallactica... and all those other shows that I'm constantly told I just have to watch
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:37,
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haha ^thiskeeps getting told to watch BG, but not sure, I still have memories of the camp old series
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:40,
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It's deliberately grim, grinding and slow.And it hides behind its own slow grimness in an attempt to disguise its poverty of imagination.
And it takes several series of unremitting slowness for the viewer to finally realise this.
Wasted far too many hours with BG. Boooooolsheeeeeeet !
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:17,
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Chloroform, the missus, intravenously-administered tins of Nutrament, the rest of The Wire.What could possibly go wrong?
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:40,
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OI!I replied to that comment!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:17,
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Sorry, Ihad to replicate it immediately abovehaving clicked the wrong blue bit. So if you can remember your showstopper, feel free to post it just up there.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:27,
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It doesn't work now you're talking aboutBG and not The Wire ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:37,
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I couldn't get on with themnot enough time to spend watching em - I still have stuff on my Sky+ from 2008 that I haven't watched yet
the only thing I've kept up with is True Blood, though it was a bit of an anti-climax this season
(the only thing I've kept up with is True Blood, though it was a bit of an anti-climax this season
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:45,
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I really want to see The Prisoner.All the reviews I have read have been very positive. But I guess it is one of those things that you have to completely ignore that there was ever a precious show.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:07,
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which is an excersie in futlity"Yeah, it's great, if you forget it's a remake of something that was much better"
Actually, I'd love to see that quote on the poster for the next 're-imagining' of some classic film.
(Actually, I'd love to see that quote on the poster for the next 're-imagining' of some classic film.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53,
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while I applaud the sentimentI have to tut and shake my head at the execution
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:04,
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So when does B3ta Towers get attacked in retaliation?Maybe Rob needs to take some vitamin C. Protects against free radicals.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:13,
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Jihads all round.one for you, one for you, one for you, etc
(
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:36,
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Seems like I picked to wrong time to join b3ta
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:02,
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Thinking on it,it is rather NSFW isn't it?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:12,
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wowhe's packing heat!
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:36,
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Ex stuntmanCrash Bang Wallow, a comedy about a suicidal stuntman.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMVRQIR2oQs
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:56,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMVRQIR2oQs
You know how some days ypu can just smell a shitty day coming...
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:06,
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Got the one too few hairs on the right testicle bluesAnd, while we're on pedant territory, 'ypu' is more usually spelt 'you'.
Me, I lpve making minor mistakes while pointing out other peoples' minor mistakes.
*EDIT* You minor-error-correcting-and then re-unamending cunt!
*ANOTHER EDIT* hahahaha
(Me, I lpve making minor mistakes while pointing out other peoples' minor mistakes.
*EDIT* You minor-error-correcting-and then re-unamending cunt!
*ANOTHER EDIT* hahahaha
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:09,
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*plays dead*
(while pretending not to be undergoing the symptoms of severe sleep deprivation)
((while pretending not to be undergoing the symptoms of severe sleep deprivation)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:17,
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perhaps it's an inner hair that's growing out of the japseyeI'm sure there was a guy with that on Embarrassing Bodies
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:15,
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Yeah, yeah, that was me. OK, I admit it. Laugh all you want.btw, got a showreel here if anyone's agent is interested.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:20,
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what witchcraft is mirrpr editing?I haven't tpuched it...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:24,
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hahahahaha! She's a real looker! outstanding!Nings all
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:49,
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Hallo Stevie!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:52,
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Rimmer's mum!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:53,
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Hallo Ninj!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:10,
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good christ.well, there's a nine pinter if ever I saw one.
( Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:24,
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hnnnn...huhhhhh?is it daytime?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:31,
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NOT ANOTHER FUCKING DAY! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:33,
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there is a much higher percentage of volcanic interruption to this country under the current tory regime Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:36,
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hahaI see the BBC has swiftly changed its Budget headline from "Osborne vows to halt 'fiddling'" to something slightly less sniggery
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:38,
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he hopes to expose some members Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:40,
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which is of course it's full nametomorrow is TUESDAY OHMIGOD
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:35,
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aaaaw it's still nightshift prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:37,
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they never clear away before they go Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:38,
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they've trodden crayons in the carpet again Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:40,
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and I expect the playdoh in the curtains is gronkpan's doing Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:41,
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This just happens to be an hilarous pic posted at a peculiar time, alright?Although I admit it's a tad specialist.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 9:47,
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hilarous is stretchin' it a bit ;D
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:19,
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Well I liked it h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:26,
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that pic was disturbing enough before you shopped it
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 2:09,
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This guy used to go out with my mate's sister:www.smh.com.au/nsw/man-held-over-attack-on-couple-20100515-v5dy.html
He has been in my house. I'm a bit taken aback right now.
(He has been in my house. I'm a bit taken aback right now.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 2:17,
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acquaintances can be DEADLYmy neighbors got killed a few months back by some dickhead they knew.
fucking world is total balls sometimes :(
(fucking world is total balls sometimes :(
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Mon 17 May 2010, 2:43,
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I'm just glad they broke up before he flippedApparently the old couple he stabbed were his old next door neighbours from when he was a kid.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 2:49,
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Someone Kk knew killed both his parents early last yearthen buried them in shallow graves in the woods near here.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 5:34,
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I hope he wrote a song about it
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 6:01,
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I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 May 2010, 6:11,
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woah nutsmy brother went to school with a guy who took out his own mother and brother with a hammer and set fire to the house, only about sixteen
ISSUES
(ISSUES
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 3:15,
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ahhhhahhhhahhhahhhh YES Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 3:16,
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ahhhahhhah
can it be easter again? I like easter
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 3:11,
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I just tried that strobe link in the newsletter, it workswww.neave.com/strobe/
now I'm going to see if I can walk straight
(now I'm going to see if I can walk straight
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 4:50,
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HOLY FUCKUntil I looked away I thought it was just some cool lines that made me wish this kind of thing existed when I was doing Psilocybin. Then I looked away, and everything was breathing.
Meanwhile, I'm plumbing in the dark! It's totally awesome. I just saved two baby bumble bees. They were trying to commit suicide.
Speaking of flashbacks- I just realized I hadn't heard this in about 30 years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxNi-0A1VxM
PLUMBING!!!!!
(Meanwhile, I'm plumbing in the dark! It's totally awesome. I just saved two baby bumble bees. They were trying to commit suicide.
Speaking of flashbacks- I just realized I hadn't heard this in about 30 years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxNi-0A1VxM
PLUMBING!!!!!
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 17 May 2010, 5:12,
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what is that, the giant ball of lint underneath the middle of the rainbow?I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A FAIRY TALE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 6:02,
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH!They wrote a song about it. But they forgot the part about the ants. And plumbing.
Now I'm off for my horrible daily sleeping episode. And then it's more plumbing tomorrow.
(Now I'm off for my horrible daily sleeping episode. And then it's more plumbing tomorrow.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 17 May 2010, 6:32,
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tis the season, but I'm not about to get my knees muddy, nor hassled by the fuzz, neither. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 5:34,
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if it's happy and cute when it devours your flesh and soul, is it still evil?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 17 May 2010, 1:40,
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aww :) :) :)*HUGS*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 17 May 2010, 1:49,
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MEAT IS MURDERthis is great
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 3:36,
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BLOODY HELL!
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 17 May 2010, 4:09,
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HIS MIGHT ASS OF THE ANCIENTS WITH A MYSTICAL SECRET/SECRETION THAT UNLOCKS THE KEY TO SAVING THE EARTH FROM THE ONSLAUGHT OF THE ONSLAUGHTATRONS FROM THE MYSTERIOUS PLANET OF ONSLAUGTANIA DEEP IN OUTER SPACEand shit.
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 17 May 2010, 1:34,
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but there's already one crack in the image! discomeats This canoe,
Mon 17 May 2010, 1:35,
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Oh, I get it now. I was looking at it and thinking"I'm sure that's not the poster for Alien, and that egg and tagline certainly seems suspect. In fact, I suspect an allusion to a certain sexual act is contained within this image."
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 17 May 2010, 1:00,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Fake Science"){kind=small}
HOW EVIL SCIENCE IS MADE
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:22,
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YES.
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:44,
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HELLO THERE HAPPY HORSE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 3:37,
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evil science-bestest of all sciencesmwuahahaha
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:30,
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Fine by me,I could do with a day at the seaside.
(
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:23,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!I have no idea why this is so funny, but HAHAHAHAHHA!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:24,
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That's exactly what I look like right now.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:44,
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Yeah.And the beak. And the feathers.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 17 May 2010, 0:20,
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^that
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:45,
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And this from the same user - Tom Cruise is Insane(
RedHouse over yonder,
Mon 17 May 2010, 1:39,
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Hahaha sometimes the most simple explanation is the right one.
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:43,
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hahaha....this would also explain rising sea levels Elvis impersonator,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:30,
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Ahhh, kitty play dead!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:13,
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MENDOOOZAAAAAAAA! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:14,
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That cannon of yours doesn't go by the book.BYE BYE BOOK.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 0:09,
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My First Animation
Why I Hate the Huge Hellmans Jars
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:22,
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Thanks.just trying an evaluation copy of PS5. it's still a bit beyond me at the moment though
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:36,
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Well, second maybe, but pretty damned good nevertheless!(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:26,
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Pffft.
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:32,
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Is 'Halftruths' a word, or should it be hyphenated...?Or is that more semantic than pedantic?
*shivers at the naughtiness of starting a sentence with 'or'*
(*shivers at the naughtiness of starting a sentence with 'or'*
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:34,
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You need help, professional help.
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:40,
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*cough*hyphEnated*cough*
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:06,
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And it shouldn't ever be written, typed, or said,because it's ridiculous, insane, outdated, freudian garbage. Waht's wrong with "obsessively neat?" A much more sensible phrase than one which implies you like to store objects in your rectum.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:09,
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that's a load of shit
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:41,
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fuck, i'm bored Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 17 May 2010, 0:01,
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huhi always thought anal retentive meant full of shit ;)
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:42,
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ok secondbut the first is just a mirror image flip.
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:30,
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Hahaha :D
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:30,
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Not half as surprised as the dog...
(Not worth its own thread ;-) )
dats sum sweet dippin (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:59,
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damn you!i want chicken mayo on toast now!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:40,
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nnnuuuggghhhh
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:53,
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"-had cocks a chinese gymnast could swing from." Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:55,
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Haha!And yay for inappropriate sports people
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:06,
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are these chaps victorian crime fighters or something? discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:37,
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A breakdown in communicationwhen designing a rickshaw
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 17 May 2010, 0:08,
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as soon as I saw dad, I knew it was from the mind of mofaha PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:41,
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The 6 faces of man;loving, attentive, assertive, grumpy, drunk and wife-beaty.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:49,
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Those kids have their father's eyes..... and his nose, mouth, cheeks...
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:01,
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I bet it smells like hell up there nowWOO!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:34,
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I'm sure you could convice someone in Texas that this is the case. Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:43,
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:02,
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mikenco,
Mon 17 May 2010, 3:23,
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It's like Narnia!Only with less annoying children.
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:53,
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'...the warm interior of a British kitchen...'Is that why it's melting? All this 'global warming' hype is actually a sophisticated cover-up engineered by Hoover and Siemens?? :)
(,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:08,
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Hahaha brilliant.I think don't think enough people are aware of how strongly this is effecting the global climate. Lets hold an event.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:20,
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yes, yes, yes.*clickety click*
( Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Sun 16 May 2010, 22:20,
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I did wonder where these little blighters came from...they do seem quite at home but they won't let me near the ice cubes
oo that reminds me, I got some FAB lollies in the freezer
(oo that reminds me, I got some FAB lollies in the freezer
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:05,
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Aw, that's lovely!why don't I have tiny penguins in my freezer?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:46,
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100% this ^I was convinced it was real until I saw the penguin.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:24,
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it all makes sense!does this mean I should get a new refrigerator that displaces with the South Pole, since the one I have will probably stop working soon?
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 16 May 2010, 23:35,
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Calling someone stupid whilst making basic spelling errors-stupid.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:25,
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If it's a prism of the north pole, why, pray tell, is there a penguin?
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 1:19,
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They dump the fridges in the South Pole.One must have got inside.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:25,
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This is actually more beleivable than the other global warming theories.
So if I boil more kettles will that cool down the north and south poles?
Presuming kettles work on the same principle.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 10:18,
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So if I boil more kettles will that cool down the north and south poles?
Presuming kettles work on the same principle.
Great StuffOne of my favourites of yours I think *click*
(
Sheep!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:55,
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Just noticed the Tardis light on the topVery good!
(
notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Tue 18 May 2010, 23:13,
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I didn't have enough frames to show it only come onwhen the fridge door is open.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 19 May 2010, 0:43,
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(Sorry, it was cruel of me to compare you to that abortion of humanity!!)
(
Rico,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:28,
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You couldn't make it up.Which is ironic really....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:29,
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Ha ha indeed!No heterosexual can possibly be as obsessed with gay sex as he is!!!
( Rico,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:31,
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It's quite funny that Richard Littlejohn must havegone to see Brokeback Mountain. He probably thought it was a happy ending.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:34,
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i read that he had died this morning,but then his wife said no, he isn't dead. Now he really is dead.
Shitters :(
Was hoping to see him at the High Voltage festival until heaven and Hell cancelled.
(Shitters :(
Was hoping to see him at the High Voltage festival until heaven and Hell cancelled.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 May 2010, 21:23,
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