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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# The fluids between my ganglions and synapses are really kicking in now . . . thanks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# You're fine, Mickey's fine,...everything's fine.
Mickey's fine...everything's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# I am feeling better now . . . for a moment there I thought that there was something rwong wiht em . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Just don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)
# OK . . . I'll just drink some ATOM juice instead . . .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzv0PKhqJl8&playnext_from=TL&videos=Iz0S0WwWDmU&feature=grec_index
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Oh man...I don't feel so good............*rubs eyes*.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# No wonder . . . you need new contacts___(((o)))-(((o)))___
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
# You were right.................I feel normal now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Ye . . . mush butter now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Lens flare!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# 2 of them! Party tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)
# this is thronging my glargonitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)
# It'll wear off in 8 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I am cured.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Mmmmmm....................cured...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# The Wall girl is mine!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Heaven Scent ~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Good.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# (i got it on vinyl)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Dpin Kfloy....best band everest
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# P yu
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Musta Bindun

bigger
www.b3tards.com/u/43cdf6526fe4800e16bb/bm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# hahahaha wrongness
he's admitted on tv hes in love with a woman!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha - not only better than mine but fits the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# haha, you dropped this...
'allegedly'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# xD
I've got my solicitor on speed dial
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# they sell lots don't they.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Haha Old Skool FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# HAHA
clicks - then goes for a swim
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] A little anim experiment...

(and the starboard nacelle is damaged. That's why it crashed into the giant Spock)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# His eyebrows should be the law.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# We need someone to lead the way.
*Hands over razor*
You know what needs to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Love Long And Prospect
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Woo, nice
I'm browsing b3ta on an iPad at work

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Does it go fast enough ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Hurray for the big iPhone that can't make phone calls!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)
# He hasn't had any work since Get Your Own Back...
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# ... now all he wants is to Get His Own Rack (of Ribs)
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# RACISTLOL
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Dont you mean fried chicken?
LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# ???
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Yay for Dave Benson Phillips :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# This pleases me greatly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# He was in Lowestoft's panto last year I think
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# He's in Planet Cook, painted yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Oh wait, that was made years ago apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Who is this character

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# taxi driver from Cumbria who went on a gun rampage today
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# oh dear, that is truly horrible.
My morbid side thinks we should have changed the term 'going postal' to 'going collegiate' years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# O_o
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Anyone done this yet?
Apparently Derrick Bird is the word...

(dieselmonkey, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# hehe
but he's no Michael Ryan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I bet that's what he was going for
I've not had the radio on all day -b3ta was my first source of the news
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# we need a ticker service for meme and shop-worthy news
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Good Idea
get cr3 to set up a feed aggregator



+++Maggie Dies +++ Glitter now living in Cleethorpes +++UK General Election was rigged, UKIP take control of new Coalition with Greens +++ Sting releases Death Metal Lute album +++
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
#
Useless upside-down mug has hole in bottom
Da Vinci Code not code, just mass of nonsense words
Gary Oldman outlives Gary Numan
Nick Berry and Marc Almond launch fruit & nut bar
Sock and Awww: Kitten found in laundry basket
No-one offering grammar and spelling services on Freecycle, evidently
Jeremy Kyle still alive despite idiocy
DC Tosh Lines named after script
Mysterious 'PC brigade' at it again, says right-wing grandad forum
Facial recognition scanner fooled by picture of Bod drawn on lettuce leaf
Susan Boyle sues boiler
Daily Mail news poisoned with real facts
Kabul to be renamed Kabum

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Three monsters break into Jeremy Kyle studio and wee on him
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# stolen from Charlie Brooker a long time ago
:/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# *puts back*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# haha
George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."

Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.

Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagen.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# you guys are Killing me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ahahahaha more more!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# they are all from an email I got today from my dad!
in a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

The wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Hartlepool but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I wonder what made him spaz out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# living in Cumbria?
a bit like that spate of suicides in Bridgend..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Fuck! These mountains and rolling green hills are just so damn beautiful, I GOTTA SHOOT PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Gotta protect yourself from people carrying walking sticks
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# perhaps he was an Israeli?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Cumbria's a nice place...but chock full of wank arty students
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# is it? Fair enough
If it's outside the M25, it's a foreign country to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# their accents get on my tits
maybe that's what sent him spazmoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# when I was there..it was only for 5 hrs

so it didn't affect me much
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I used to go to Carlisle a lot as a kid
living in Dumfries, it was the nearest thing to a city that was easy to get to.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Maybe he ran out of mint cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# he probably couldn't take another movie poster image challenge being announced tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooo!
loads gun
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Make horror characters lovely
The Art of Subtlety
One word challenge

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Fish puns
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I hake this idea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I'm actually lolling :D
you are a dab hand at these!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Cod almighty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# if you can handle seeing this picture over and over
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I have a pollock?
I don't get it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Sea Eeled With A Kiss
When You Fish Upon A Star

I Cod Have Danced All Night

Prawn to be wild
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Wobbegongs of the broken hearted?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Let no man pull you low enough to hake him?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# That man and his damned fish!


edit/ no one else?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# haha he must really like that fish
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha, oh you're so right :)
*searches for 'breamblock' firefox extension in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I like the second one...
is there somewhere I could click for it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# pffh :)
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post738560
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# he lives in the lake district.
there's not much else to do there apart from the occasional killing spree
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Apparently
his mum said to him earlier to shoot up the shops and get us a point of milk; I think he kinda took that a bit too literally.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# hull?


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Ayyy.....!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Bert made me laugh...
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post743688
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I need to stop drinking tea whilst reading b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I wasn't kidding
/great big sad frowny face
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I know...
How're you, anyway? Apart from frowning, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Pretty good, thanks
How's your good self?

Do you think Captain V will ever find out who the real father of CHCB's baby is?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'm splendid.
I'm gazing at a cloud outside my window right now that looks like a spinal column.

I'm staying well away from the other comment. I've just had my first non-bilious exchance with CHCB in months.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Oh, I see
Sorry about that.

I first read that as 'gazzing a cloud', and thought Mr Enzyme had finally flipped his trolley
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Nothing to be sorry for.
We've just been going through a phase of snarling at each other since about Christmas. So it goes. I'm sure it'll pass. I'm buggered if I can remember what started it to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Has everybody heard, about the word?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Guess who?
It's a no-brainer really :( acrylics on canvas 50cm x 40cm

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# oooh
Nearly!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# A rather disingenuous portrayal of Kurt Cobain?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I had to look up disingeneous
But you win an iPad!!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I hate to be an arse
But I said Kurt 2 minutes before A Vagabond so you send me that iPad or I'll go postal!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# There is no iPad
But I can send you a fanniPad?
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# That's as may be, but
I said it in a much sexier way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# don't think bad of me if I say I don't know
there's a hint of John Lydon in the eyes though.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I'm going for Kurt
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I think you could be right!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Apologies for the TJ
but we need some more talented 'shoppers to contribute to this thread, thanks

EDIT looks like Rik Mayall with a beard to me
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# B-bbut my best work, how dare you how actually dare you...
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I like your picture
I even clicked it, but I want MOOOOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Youtube is blocked at work
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# you haven't heard the word?
www.metatube.com/en/videos/15957/Family-Guy-Peter-Bird-is-the-Word-Video/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I haven't heard the word?
What IS the word?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# bbbbbird bird bird the bird is the word
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# can't tell..who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Vigo Mortesen (sp)? that guy who is Aragon
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# that'd be chris martin
he of the coldplay-singing, gwyneth paltrow-loving fame
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# it'd also be a very nice painting of course
which i forgot to say
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Russel Cunting Brand
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Brussel Runting Cand
It's like a new type of sweet made from crystallised Brussels Sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Incidentally, this is bloody awesome - not enough people are saying so.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yea it's an awesome painting and that

but dicking around the bush doesn't help if you don't know who it is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Er ... I knew it was Kurt Cobain avec face - I said "Mum" for 'comedy' effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# so the clue was in 'no brainer'
seeing as most of it was on the garage wall/floor/windows
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Phew
I thought that clue was wasted :)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# have a commemorative statue :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Dennis Hopper?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Thought it was Derren Brown
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# A young Charles Manson was my first thought
i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/hetstadium/BLOG%20PICTURES/Untitled-2-3.jpg

He is hiding in there somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# not a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# You see, Tom does care about Jerry's erectile dysfunction
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# This is NOT Tom and Jerry...
only old Tom and Jerry is the real Tom and Jerry.

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# They don't hand round sexy pills usually either ;)
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Tom and Jerry was rubbish until they started talking
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Take it back!
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# O dear lordy : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha
Stirring the pot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# you bastard!...OUTSIDE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# pfffft
seriously, the series got crap after Gene Deitch / Chuck Jones took over
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# My Dad has some Super-8 Tom and Jerry
it rules, and comes out every Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Super 8 Tom and Jerrys
I think Chris Morris tried to buy them in the Brass Eye drugs episode
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I approve of this message
They ruined it with the new stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# ...and even then only ones produced by Fred Quimby
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# How appropriate...
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Is this shoe spam?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Gazelles ftw
they're like foot-gloves, most comfortable shoes possible
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# ha nice
Van-Vans
Puma-Pumas
Gazell-????
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# its not a gazelle its an African short horned Adidas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
#
Adidas Springboks
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# I'd gone for reebok...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
I like this

Asics ftw though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# quandary
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ermmmm
That's a nice picture...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Pfffft be prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# So he's not a Goy Scout...
Oy vey!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I bet he lost some skin getting that badge.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# "bob a job"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Was it Bill Hicks who once claimed that Hitler was an underachiever?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
I think it was God who underacheived
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# yes it was.
You'll be thinking of Bill Hicks, chicago - 1989
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Reagan's Golden Years: The Wandering Mexican


Click for bigger (376 kb)
The former president’s “golden years” included several impromptu jaunts to Mexico, usually ending with a 3AM phone call to Nancy wondering how he got to Juarez and what to feed his mule for breakfast.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# haha
you loon : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I'll just pop this in here
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# haha Blessed nomnomnoms
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# No-one in my office knew who Bernard Cribbens was.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# you should play his songs at full volume until they get the message
R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ight said Fred
We'll have to take the door off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Need more space to shift the so-n-so
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=91ITMzD8dyc

I remember Game For A Laugh doing this one, but instead of changing the box, they replaced the doorframe, which was on a quick release gizmo to make the doorframe just half an inch or so narrower. They did it in an office and had a bored looking dolly bird receptionist tutting at them the entire time for added embarrassment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# It'd explain all the murders there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# hehe
I thought that was Michael Barrymore at first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
he does seem to have a corpse-like look to him :D


"Weekend at Reagan's"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# hubba bubba!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# is that famke janssen?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# yep
hubba hubba
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# ....hmmmm. I'm trying to work out which movie.
Deep Rising?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# you are all win
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# *Flexes geekery muscles*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I'm rissing quite deeply too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# *Ba-dum-tish!*
www.imdb.com/title/tt0118956/

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Trillian?
TRILLIAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Is she wanking a pair of camels?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Give me a sign Dammit!


Click for bigger (326 kb)

Let's all Kill ourselves!
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Ha?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ah?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# :D

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# bald with a ridiculous goatie?
he probably should
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# People really seem to hate goatees
Has it always been like that?
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# only novelty ones I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Dont belittle the balding
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# good work tintin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# that yellow guy is like...
dude why did you bring me here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# why are there so many chinese in his comics
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# haha
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Done!
now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Jan Leeming should be a judge on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Disney faked the lemmings jumping off cliffs thing
Lemmings don't kill themselves, Disney made it all up.

Disney = git
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Disney is an anagram of Israel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Not fucking likely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# the chinese aren't all bad
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# as a general rule
I'd lay off the "click for bigger" stuff

if you're going to post here, make a low-res gif and post that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Ok,
Gif has shiity colour resoultions tho.. Low res PNG?
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Sounds good to me
it's just that if I'm going to be reading your work on a regular basis I want to be able to read it straight away

otherwise, keep it up :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# or make the smaller version a jpg
the people who get offended by jpg compression can go for the click for big and get the png, but these days it shouldn't be too hard to get something that fits in 100k at that size and doesn't look like poo



edit: www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/20100602signs.jpg was saved with jpg quality of 91 and comes in at 96k. looks fine to me unless you peer too closely when the jpegishness gets a bit clearer -- but i'd say this would be fine for the board, if it was me posting it.

(not that i actually mind the cfb thing myself; nobby nobody did it for ages with thing-fish, and i didn't mind when he did it either)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Cool,
I shall have it all sorted next time I post
Thanks Folks!
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# cheers
it's only because I like your stuff I mention it :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# yeah
it's just about getting the best presentation :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I appreciate it :)
Glad you like my comic!
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I am please to see 6 results on Google for the word 'jpegishness'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
me too. hopefully it'll be seven soon when google indexes this. tomorrow it'll be in all the dictionaries!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Gah!
Kill with extreme prejudice

...and hammers

EDIT: And there goes my lunch you sod
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# haha
it's black and white, things are less disgusting in black and white
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
this represents one of the finest moments of shooting stars. Bob's dancing cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# that and the a team sketch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXEk3deCOm0

'Oh no they've mod ee fied tha van'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I could watch that all day
is teh best
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Kill the wicked beast
Then congratulate Vic
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# i'd rather fuck the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I'd rather fuck a cigar guillotine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# giggity.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# fucking hell that's the bentest face I've ever seen
and the one on the right is pretty ugly too

etc

etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# It's Chainy the Helpful Chainsaw!
(Kimbo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# oh no poor chainy :(

he tried to warn him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Oh no, it's happened again!
One moment the hugging: the next, the blood, with the spattering and pooling.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I read the main body of your post
in the manner of Jackie Mason. This amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAA!
Works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I read it in the style of Professor Frink
Glaven!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I just read it as Frank Spencer.
Ooooh Betty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I read it in the style of Jackie Gleason.
Shut up shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Now that's just downright
communism.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Don't get him started on Palestine...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# With the Hamas, and the killing, and the massacres, and the Jews....
Well, the Jews, and being wrong, and saying they're right, and OY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Bring back Russ Abbott...
"And now it's time for the noos, the joos, the joos in the noos and the noos on the joos."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# *shoots joefish in the face*
Don't EVER say that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# The bring back Russ Abbot bit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I should have replied:
*overweight, elderly, suspiciously mono-cultural audience wets themselves with gales of laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Well if chainy didn't get turned on by little kids,
it wouldn't be a problem! Fucking paedos! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahaahaha! Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# He must suffer with post saw-matic stress.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Oh pull the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Chainy has seen some terribIe things.
It's hard for him to remain so chipper...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# OH CHAINY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
has a fucking HUGE cold sore herpes.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# yeh I know
look - don't open any envelopes you get in the post with my handwriting on them. Just throw it away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Oh Chainy
when will you learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# CHAINY YOU DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Pfffffttttt... Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# That's going to be a pain to clean off
Before the cops arrive
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# copse shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Special Branch will handle this case
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# didja see Luther last night? didja didja?
it's getting mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Who's Luther?
Is he a cable TV character? Does he wield a chainsaw? Because I havn't got cable....
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Lex Luthor?
Smallville back on?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Minus Lex
Tom Welling wants Lex back for the final season though.

Smallville: Delivering 10 years of slowly developing mediocrity.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Needs more Vandervoort
Even Helen Slater again would do, at a pinch.

("It's your Mom, dude").
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I have only seen a couple of episodes,
really need to catch up, but the end of last night's episode was one of the most thrilling things I have seen on British TV in years! I was literally shouting at the TV :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I'm really starting to like it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# yeah but that's because
you are a fucking mental ;)


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Luther is shit.

but breaking bad gets better each episode. I might explode soon if I get much more goodness pumped into me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I SAW it coming :p
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# "I love this saw! It's a part of me... Now I'm gonna make it part of you! "
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# *maniacal laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha!
CHAINY DUN A BAD THING
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Brilliant
The faces are drawn so well.
(Appox i'm a box, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Oh, THERE it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Yay for mix tapes!
I still have the first one I ever made.

It's title - rather touchingly, and surprisingly not-THAT-embarassingly-for-a-14yo is "The Psychedelic Emotions Of a Two-Dimensional Teapot".

Christ that's embarassing.

TOP TIP: If you meet an ex-girlfriend that you used to go out with during your teenage years, you have a coffee at hers and she offers to show you the letters you wrote her, DON'T read them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I killed them all so that will never happen.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
#
I burnt every shred of evidence of my teenage other half. Best thing I ever did, really closed the whole affair for me, surprisingly refreshing
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Haha tip top top-tip
I've accidentally come across (ooh vicar) old love letters I wrote and I was sooooo gay! xD
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# are you no longer a gey?
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I've had my gay jabs now.
Ooooop North we get them with our Tuberculosis vaccination aged 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Does it come on a sugar cube?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Haha I bet it does in public school
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# /Setup
/Knock down
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Do you know how I know you're gay?
Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Do you know how I know you're gay?
I saw you being bummed by Jonathon King.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# You know something lovely happened to me the other day:
I walked past a woman on London bridge, and she was wearing the same perfume that my girlfriend when I was 16 wore. It was like being slapped about the face and neck with a photograph album. I spent a good hour nostalgically mentally rambling.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# And that's a bad thing, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# It can't be bad if it feels so good can it?
I especially like the mixture of shame and bewilderment (I really should stop doing it on street corners)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# less so if you're on London Bridge
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# oh no
*shudders at the thought*

I couldn't even spell bukkake back then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
*remembers when kinky sex was leaving the lights on.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# ...lights ON??!?
Darling - Bedroom, now.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# bedroom?
her dad's shed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# More to the point...
...what bands where actually on the tape? Only then can we judge its true embarassingness!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Erm ... Ahem.
Well - I haven't listened to it for about 10 years, but I seem to remember backing up New Model Army with the Bangles, and Lyle Lovett to Tom Petty.

It also has a "mix" section at the end, where, sans decks, I recorded, then painstakingly rewound to the cut, snippets of songs, including the lyric from St Elmo's Fire "You broke the boy in me, BUT YOU WON'T BREAK THE MAN!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Not bad!
I found one the other week I'd called "The best Welsh album in the world...ever!" One side it was a selection of Catatonia, the other side Stereophonics.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I was a purist back then. If you're going to do a mix tape, you couldn't even repeat a band
Let alone have a whole album, unless you were going to call it "Catatonia - XXXX/Stereophonics - XXXXX".

Purist, I tell you. Not a precocious little shit at all, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# This made me proper LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# St Elmo's Fire
Smoking! Shades! Mullets! What's not to love?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d9thIPddFw
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Get a life and grow up you fucking loser! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# *clings to childhood*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# We had an album recorded by a bassist from NMA*
Very nice chap, we heard he was working at out school as part of a sentence...

* I heard they've had a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Yeah I'm trying to think: Moose, Morrow, Nelson, the chap they've got now.
The bass sound has always maintained the right feel, though. But yeah - I'd not thought of it like that.

I do remember a drummer friend pointing out that Smalltown England is a jazz beat, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Dave Blomberg.
Don't know how long he was with them, but he did a rather nice job of recording us lot. Made us sound better than we were.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# HAHAHA!
My missus has love letters I wrote her about 13 years ago. They are worse than listening to Dido AND Leona Lewis at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Jeezzuussss
Whenever Dido's playing on the radio I have to stay away from shotguns
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# See - I'm the opposite.
Whenever I hear Dido, the first thing I want to do is grab a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Whenever I hear Dido
I think "Dildo" and giggle infectiously.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# i once moved into a new flat and found a love letter under the mattress.
it was mostly dross but ended with a poem which i can still remember to this day:

Your eyes the colour of honey,
Your skin as smooth as silk,
When I get you in my bed,
I'm going to take you to the hilt.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Romance will never die!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# A girl at uni received a poem for Valentine's*
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm looking forward
To sticking it up you."

*NOT from me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Oh god!
There are girls on my facebook that have such material, I may have to ask them to burn them just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# daaaaaaaaaaaisy daaaaaaisy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Top Stuff! But,
Moon is a better film.

*runs away!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# 2001 is a terrible film if you judge it by the usual hallmarks
Like, you know, plot, comprehensibility, dialogue etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Apparently Steve McQueen walked out of the screening
and said "This is not a Goddamn film!"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# 2001 is a great film if you watch it listening to pink floyds echoes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgoVZswC4k
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I think that's the problem.
It's basically just an extended music video :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# it's a film full of symbolism that only Stanley Kubrick fully understands
he forgot to tell the rest of us.
the best part of the film is HALs death scene :*(

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I love Moon too!
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It turned me instantly gay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# It helps that Sam Rockwell
is a fecking awesome actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# And also that Kevin Spacey plays the psychotic machine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# not seen that..goes to download it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# No I don't know why I bothered either


I was going to make them all Shreks, to authenticate the pluralisation, but then I felt only SJP deserved it, but to be honest, the the sauce she looks OK, but then it's probably had more photoshopping done to it than you see on this site in a week.

I really, really need a shag
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*HULK ASPOLODES*

That bloody programme, fillum, woman, media phenomenon and all who sail in it need to be bombed to death and beyond with more prejudice than a Nazi at a Bar Mitzvah! Arrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# let it out Vaggy. Let it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# NO!
It is my precious. I will not let it go anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Last time he did that he got a police caution and told to put his pants back on
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I still love you.
I will always love you.

Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Sounds like you're talking to a particularly grippy vagina
that won't relinquish you're flaccid member
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I may be a cunt but I'm not a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Never watched an episode
I assume it's about 3 prossies and their mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# dunno
but I think they talk about peepees a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# they all love the cock
they're not getting enough cock
they get cock

they talk about cock round a cafe table

season 1-6
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# you have just copied and pasted this from IMDB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# That's pretty much how Brian from Family Guy described it
"3 hookers and their mom"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# The one episode I watched
The ugly one goes to a baby shower, and the expectant mum makes them all take their shoes off at the door. She's is upset because someone stole her $500 shoes so she makes the expectant mum pay for them. Then she realises that she is a good person after all so she throws a party for herself and makes all her friends come and buy her presents.

I think there's a moral in that story for all of us.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# is it to buy more ammunition?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# "take off and nuke the site from orbit"
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# 0_o
wtf?
never watched it myself....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# did she replace the shoes??
what happened to the shoes???
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# after the struggling expectant mum paid her the $500 she bought some new ones
and then she threw herself a party so people could bring her her even more shoes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# what the fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# my (female) housemate made me watch it once
that's what happened
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Oh, I think I've half-watched an episode or two too on the same premise
But, that plot. What the fuck?

I can't remember what the episode I saw was about, but I do remember there were also shoes involved. And doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# it's apparently the definition of modern feminism
where women's liberation, rather than consisting of being equal to men, consists of being a retarded, drunk slapper, obsessed with shoes and fucking men who are far richer and far more powerful than they could ever be. For some reason, this leads to them being seen by their fans as some sort of role models. Women! Know your place! It's going shopping, drinking cosmopolitans and giving up the pussy to whichever guy has a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# some girls at work appeared in the local paper at the local premier of the film
they were drinking Cosmopolitans.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# before getting buttfucked by some fat fund managers, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# this is highly likely in some cases
and certain in at least one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# we all get butt fucked by a fat fund manager at some stage.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I love your way of describing things
must be your positive attitude :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I'm positive.
I'm just full of hate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I really must look out my old "smash SJP in the face with a hammer" flash game
it was great fun
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# they should have named it 'Vacous Slutz'
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# *places wooden spoon in mouth and bites down hard to prevent pedantry explosion*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# the Z is for coolness
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# *wooden spoon snaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# grammaz for squares grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# DAMN THOSE O-LEVELS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I think you mean
"O those levels!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# *remembers when exams were REAL exams*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# *remembers when they were examinations*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *remembers the word 'Matriculation'*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# *remembers corporal punishment*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
you poor man. I also have a similar predicament, however, I've not quite reached the stage of thinking sarah jessica parker is alright, with or without shopping. She looks like a demonstration of the liquify filter and has a face like a transvestite version of Ally Macbeal following a chemical fire.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# haha
whatever happened to Ally McBeal. Perhaps she is just so thin now that she has slipped into another dimension
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Indiana Jones snapped her like the twig she is
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# haha
like the wishbone from a battery hen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I suspect she relocated to
Omicron Persei 8
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Her campaign against roadside drainage and cattle grids ended in tragedy as she crossed the street one day and was never seen again
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# hehe
she forgot to tie the safety plank on that day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# "OK, but then it's probably had more photoshopping done to it than you see on this site in a week."
even with all that said, I'm going to have to pull you up on that amount of understatement.
I think Avatar used less CGI.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hahahaha
Apparently Pixar have been commissioned to make Sex And The City 3
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# and to render Intel is going need all the sand in the world to make CPUs
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
the lights of the world will dim when they run that program!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# the brains of the world will rot when it is watched.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# sorry, I have to reply again, I just looked at the source you provided.
SHE LOOKS OK?

Fucking hell. She looks like John Terry and Rio Ferdinand went into Jeff Goldblum's transporter together.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Yeah, I just checked the sauce pic...
...the horror...the horror...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# It's alright
I've just used the Private Browsing feature and I feel better now

also - best I could do with my time* available


*skills
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# She's got a proper bent face
and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Bent face???
....yes, I've remembered who she reminds me of - Peter Beardsley !
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# haha oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Awww.
Give her an apple and a couple of carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# UGH
Is EVERY sodding company plugging that sodding film? I would rather dig my own eyeball out with a spoon and eat it wtih marzipan than waste a second of my life in the same cinema as that film.

And I really HATE marzipan.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I agree with some of this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# So do I.
Maybe we could help each other out? I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it? That wouldn't be weird at all, surely? People must do that kind of thing all the time, right?

Edit: I'm not sure where I'd put it, though...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# hmm
OK. Best bring some gaffer tape though, oh and your safety word is 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Ah, just like it was in cub scouts.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# you put the lid back on those memories RIGHT NOW Y'HEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I like that and think you should do them all, f'nar.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Lady Gagafi
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# haha
but tbh, she would wear this.


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# *watches intently*
waits foor boot
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# yeah, that's what I thought.
Just had to do it for the name, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# she has set herself up as the nemesis to Gwen Stefani
wouldn't mind seeing them fight it out. In a bath of live octopusses octopodicusses octopians octogenarians octopiis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Octopodes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# *points at the nerd*
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# That thing appears on Gilgamesh's board every third f5.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I just found it on a forum while looking for a Sex And the City font
so I stole it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# and it stays in place :D
it's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# photoshopped pictures only please :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Nice
her fringe looks like a brush
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
#
fr m
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
#
fringe penis
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Ha!
Is she actually attractive or is she just all tits and legs? *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# she's not even tits and legs.
she's just got odd taste in hats.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Nothing wrong with wearing hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Nice tits though
and legs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# She's a victim of CIA/Illuminati mind control
vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676
vigilantcitizen.com/?p=3423
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# that
is fucking golden.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I can see the fnords!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# fucking hell
I wonder if she's been shown this irrefutable evidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Gadafi wears crazier outfits
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# hahaa
memes in holes day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# ANTIPODES CAT IS WATCHING YOU HANG BY YOUR BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER FROM DOWN UNDER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Is hole in Australia?
... : )
piss of the mind
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Canberra is a hole, but that's another story...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# g'day ceiling cat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Sinkhole cat is watching your house disappear
*Click* Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# haha
first cat to make me laugh in many a moon
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
Inspired
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Have I missed something with this picture?
Why is it bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# aw
I love ceiling cat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# ha ha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# BEST!
You win the sink hole!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)

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