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# Sorry, It's been a while...
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# "Lacist!" et al
edit: *spang!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Golly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# D'oh
took me fart oo long
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha
how un-PC
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# RACIST WITHOUT IRONY!
(?)

'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Threadjack!!
b3tans in St Petersburg?


cfa
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# if a b3tan had done it, it would have been magenta....
still, 10/10 for effort... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/10093453

Ning Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# haha! yes!
nings Whato'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# that van's far too clean to be Russian
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# It belongs to a Norwegian haddock salesman
who's on holiday in St P's.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# 'Ning peoples, sorry it's a bit TOAPy
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# You are Joe Barton.
AICMFP
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Newcastle United and HM Prison XI star Joey Barton?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I don't know a thing about Canadian politics
but I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# hehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# you call that TOAP?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Haha
Pope TOAP on a rope
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I know, but
it's true

(nommo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# "You have no chance to survive make your time!!" :D
nings b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Good morning

I feel like TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# haha! howdies Medi'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Oh you mad Dutch Inventor and your reflecto-porn
that's quite a large format hasselblad you have there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# My hasselblad gets all the ladies hot and bothered

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
#
gets all the ladies hot and bothered brings all the boys to the yard.

'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# for a moment I thought that said 'hot and buttered'
/toats suggestibility blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# "Is that a 70-300mm lens on your camera or are you just pleased to see me?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# *telelphotos*
;~D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Sadly it is
but good work fella
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Cheers fella
Not a lot we can do about it, but a bit of mockery never hurt (unless you are Branson) :D

BTW many of my work mates (who have b3tar skills) are wanting to post, but their accounts don't get activated till n00b tues - should I post on my account and take the credit? Or tell them to get busy on tues?

Ning!! btw :)
(nommo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# tell 'em to wait
*fears for Tuesday threadrush*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# how many, exactly?
a flood of L plates on a Tuesday and half the board go into apoplexy.
/and welcome aboard yourself, fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# nah...
we had to wait, why can't they?

*fluffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# True dat
I'll tell them to keep their wacoms in hand till then
(nommo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Wacoms = CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Ah, home sweet home :)
(but there's no cooling towers any more)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hopefully not over everyone's head (if it is jump higher)

for those ris'ing "Kinect" is the state of the art new controller for XBox, that isn't
the same as the game "Kinetic" that Sony released for the Eyetoy in 2005 at all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au4d5anfjnA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:39, archived)
# I wouldn't want that thing on my Tv
It's got EYES!
I keep thinking it's going to start singing 'Daisy Daisy'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:40, archived)
# It's watching you walk around in your underwear
and sending the footage back to Microsoft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Oh, I let the whole street see that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Kevin Butler doesn't like it..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Kevin Butler is genius
His E3 speech was good too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:46, archived)
# I wish they'd run more of his ads over here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)
# He was proper funny
"You, you look like you could do with a coke"

Completely pissed on the coke branding speech that had gone before. Even though it was scripted, it was really well acted.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:03, archived)
# he's a god :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# It may not have had a lot to start with but... Why is video gaming losing its dignity?
What's wrong with just sitting, standing, curling up in a bean bag while using a gamepad.

If I wanted to fling myself around my front room like a possessed go-go dancer on fire, I would by a "THE BEST OF RUSSIAN DISCO" album.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
I'm a slightly overweight dobbler with me Xbox360 connected up to a telly with 5 foot of living room space available; if they think I'm going to be bouncing around like a flid on rollerskates just to play minesweep they got another thing coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:47, archived)
# You can get Minesweeper for the 360?
what next - motion-controlled Excel?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# In russia saturday night fever gets you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:53, archived)
# ooh - I'd love a Best Of Russian Disco album
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Microsoft's E3 conference was the fail of all fails
Konami's was bad but it redeemed itself for hilarity

Woo for the pic!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)
# I love how everyone had to stand up for it to work
Makes driving games incredibly comfortable and logical :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)
# I'll be interested to see how that works
you can't really accelerate in any way without a controller, so how are they going to implement it?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# perhaps it detects how engorged your cock is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# maybe it measures how tall you are and that is the stop position
so to go faster you crouch :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Oh god that would be horribly awkward :O
To see a group of people turbo-squatting in a lounge would be quite the sight to behold!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Although I suppose it's better than seeing them turbo-squitting
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
expect Turbo Squatting to be available on the XBox Live network thing by Christmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# What I don't get with this is, how do you pause the f*kin games?!
"XBOX - PAUSE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:03, archived)
# yes, voice control to make you sound like an utter wanker is included
although the dog farting may well unpause the game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Send her out to the shops then
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)
# It would be good if you can reprogram it though
*puts on bestest JeanLuc Picard impression*

ENGAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)
# just wait for them to bring out the PC version. Photoshop via motion control sounds like a laugh.
or using word - "typing" out documents using semaphore
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Some fun can be had with this
i.e. your brother/sister/friend/(insert other person here) is playing a game, you walk in an say 'xbox shutdown or xbox-off' and fuck up their game

Kinect doesn't distinguish between voices, it only recognises words.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
when are we going to see the first american to take legal action against Microsoft after one of them breaks a tv or falls over using this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I would imagine they'd need some fairly careful and extensive wording in the instruction manual
covering everything from punching your mate in the face, to a 20 stone bloke falling through the ceiling of the flat below after trying to jump through imaginary hoops.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I think the only way would be not to sell it in america ;D
What I fear is that within the next few years, that sort of "I'm too fucking stupid to use this safely, but I'll sue you anyway" culture is really going to take off over here...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Its already here i'm afraid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should have become a solicitor.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# So it's an MS version of Sony's EyeToy?
I'm sure the wife will like it.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# pretty much
Or a Wii without the controllers to shake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# ok 4 hours without a new thread so i will just drop this off
Kristian Birkeland
thease things never look as good on a webpage
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 7:21, archived)
# well, if you're going to arouse people with your images then so will i
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 7:26, archived)
#

and...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 7:34, archived)
# 'ning rover
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 7:45, archived)
# doing it for me
*fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 7:37, archived)
# Ha.
(IWantBilly, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Hah!


Right, bed calls. Too much to do tomorrow to throw a sicky. Night Y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:20, archived)
# I'll huff, and I'll puff...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Needs more navy blue and white scarfage.
Plus,gangstaz aren't heroes. They're cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# spaang!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:25, archived)
# "I'm gonna play in tha fucking snow.............whudayathink I'm doin'?"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:25, archived)
# playing in the snow?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Pedro? :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:35, archived)
# huh? :P
Akshally, I changed my ID to 'quick, shit and no idea why i did it' for about 2 minutes, then changed it back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:26, archived)
# that pic looks familiar
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# been done
a gajillion times im afraid
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:26, archived)
#
:(
(IWantBilly, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:31, archived)
# They could fill this board with Scarface shops for 23 days.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:36, archived)
# I'll give any b3tan a profound facial scar
for just £3.99 (plus transport costs).

Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)
# I've got one already, thanks.
Ok, so maybe "profound" is pushing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Maybe for Christmas? to please the little'uns?
It only comes once a year, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:55, archived)
# A-ha! Yes, come and scar my children, please.
Can I get a bulk discount? You could do next door's dog while you're here?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:57, archived)
# £29.99 the lot.
As for the dog, it's free. And a pleasure. You wouldn't want to watch it.
And, as the neighbour of a dog owner, you won't be able to watch it, cos I'd have already fed your eyes to the rats by that stage.

So everybody wins.

Visa or Mastercard.

(spot the ninja edit)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# But, but, my eyes!
It took me ages to build up that collection!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:39, archived)
# hahahaha
watch and pay as I pop 'em, one by one, into the rats' hungry, gaping gobs.

And gouge yr face once more, for good measure, as I start humiliating the corpses.

All part of the service. We are, after all, professionals.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:45, archived)
# For just £20 I'll NOT give you a scar.
£50 and I won't break a rib.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Competition, huh?
£100 and I won't make a pathetic insult at ya over the internet, Winnie.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# OOOOOooooOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:37, archived)
# *clicks neck*
*fondles crowbar*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:40, archived)
# smack the living fuck out of all you see.
I'm smashed out of my face (again, and barely awake), so I'm off.

But if you come round with the crowbar, please try to keep yr voice down. It's a simple cul-de-sac.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 4:00, archived)
# they do get posted a fair bit
www.b3ta.com/search/board/everyone/pic?q=scarface&p=3

I like the "pile of coke" 'shops better, hadn't seen this Tennant one:
www.b3ta.com/board/9373818

although Cockweasle's Brandow is hard to beat
www.b3ta.com/board/7673040
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Stop sadfacing.
I hadn't seen it before!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Dale Vince pisses on Al Gore pisses on Richard Branson Pisses on Dale...: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)
# ...


Oh my..(nicely though!)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)
# perpetual motion? wow.
(am I behind the curve here? Who tf is Dale Vince?)

Nice illustration of 'trickle-up' theory, though
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:41, archived)
# : D
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecotricity
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Hmmm.
Why on earth are we not investing in wave power? Even better than wind, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# *waves*
Nope, the lights aren't any brighter.

Any other ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
#
*farts and waves at the same time*

There.

Is your telly back on now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Yay!.. I can watch that documentary on the rare tabby tiger!
..oh, no. It's just 'Dave' walking in front of the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:59, archived)
#
l n
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)
# In the future,
all obituaries will be this.

Mine, for example.

(clixed)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:08, archived)
# ^this
although i did some work on the severn barrage idea and to be honest, i'm not sold...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha
that's some impressive plumbing
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)
# You have finally descended into a dark, stained madness
Haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)
# nearly
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Nice phrase, dood.
Where'd it come from?

(if it's original, hats off. It's well nifty)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Their thirst is unquenchable.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)
# look at al gore's cock!
NO WONDER HE IS SO POPULAR WITH THE LAYDEEZ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:04, archived)
# THEN WHY DID THEY CUT THE TIP OFF???
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# You put the P in purile
I love you even with your neurosis.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Hahahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# awesome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:26, archived)
# haha.. holy crap
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 4:30, archived)
# You really want that 500 pounds of electricity, don't you?
This certainly deserves it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:01, archived)
# Hahaha FUCK YES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# *click*
this needs to win
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# This is the real trickle-down economics
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# wow, man. just wow.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 3:36, archived)
# quick, shit and no idea why i did it:
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
# 100% not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)
# ^ this
and "quick, shit and no idea why i did it" would make a superb username for any lurkers out there tempted to dive in and get ripped to shreds and then happily accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Unanimous verdict.
*drums fingers, waiting for some dood to take the bait*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# it's a phrase that can be used
in many many situations
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Yeah, but
if I resign from BP now I lose 20% of my pension.

That's nearly £30m! You can understand my dilemma.

And my vuvuzela.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)
# haha
they were selling vuvuzelas here around january time...wish i'd bought one then
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Bulk cost price: 50p
Tesco retail price: £10

Wage for making the fuckers: negligible

Almost admirable, in a sickening way. It'd be hilarious if the CEO of Nike was hobbling about after having his rectum ruptured by indelicate usage of a vuvuzela.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Ditto!.. but yours is better.

I made this a LONG time ago before TG became one of the best things on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:36, archived)
# arf!
for a minute there, i thought it was a delorean and doc was just about to appear!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:44, archived)
# "philistine!"
\James May blog

EDIT: .. or he may not

EDIT (to my edit): WTF? my bed time.. g'night! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
# lol
burn his face off
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


('ning)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I like your beanbag man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# why ta
quiet round here isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Mmm, quite sinister really.
Plottings are afoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# 'ning!


Not worthy of it's own thread..
DE-RIS

Bulbous head.. large veins? Sounds like a cock, but is a WOO pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# hahaha, that's good.
Encephalitis (sp?) with spindly orrible legs ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)
# hai
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Ahh, it's a baby thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Argh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Too direct?


Click for bigger (214 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Spot on.
(Meagrom, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# haha
abduls, the kebab shop of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Go green the easy way.. by harnessing the free renewable power of apathy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I might get around to it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Careful...I just sharpened the blades.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# saves on cutlery usage... you just throw it through theturbine
slice and dice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# if you throw it twice
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Add a Shatner eating a carrot, and *BAM*...it chops too!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# I can't be bothered to sigh.
Have an apathetic woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)
# ta much, dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:55, archived)
# *imagines a britain powered by sighs*
*sighs*

woo pic
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:09, archived)
# i was going to click "i like this"
but i can't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:16, archived)
# : D
he's all brown!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] You won't like me when I'm green.
(2guys1book, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I've got gang green!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
# You won't like me when im hungry
lol i finally saw hulk 2 the hulkening... or watever it was called, its like lol i'm all green ha ha weeee and then there was this other guy and he was like woah he's all green i wanna be green too
then the hulkinator says i'll be bach and turns into welsh man boyo tidy like
i wasnt really watching it to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
# good review
tempted to "not really watch it" meself lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# The first one was boring and predictable...
...how could the second one be any better?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# its still preditcatable
but its not as boring ....still not a "must watch" kinda film... but then again it does have the original hulk guy in it too and stan lee of course... so its another "i'd buy this watch it and put it in my dvd collection to gather dust" award winner!
4gifs.com/gallery/d/159749-1/Cat_cartwheel.gif large file - cat attacks a cartwheeling girl and lands on its face :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# if your link played in a brass band
it would play trumpet because it's brilliant
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# The part I like best . . .
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# that actaully happened
but he was okay :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# the locals they call heem 'El destructo gigante chickeno'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
¡Cuidado!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# A huge pecker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# haha - they fear his blood-curdling cry of
"klokloklokloo!"

that's what chickens say in Spanish, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# it looks like he can't get over those mountains though......
phew! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# What's that clucking over the hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Is it a rooster?
Is it a rooster?
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Heez coming home to roost !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# ¡Ay ay ay! ¡El pollo destructivos gigantes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
# happy yesterb3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# sorry its late!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# : D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Sorry I missed it to...Happy Belated b3taday!
7 years is nothing to sneeze at.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# FIRST!
Happy B3taday
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:08, archived)
# ¡Madre de dios! ¡Es el pollo del diablo!
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# With EGG and NOG tattooed on its knuckles.
Con ponche de huevo tatuado en sus nudillos.

Nudillos.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Why am I looking at your giant cock?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# ha ha
: D
because it's massive
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I can see one of those in the distance
from the town of Armadillo; woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:46, archived)
# random hour declared
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Random is good
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
# he's still alive!!!!????.....was sure you'd have finished him off by now:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Looks like he's trying to do just that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Random is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Ra Ra Sis Cum Baaaaaaaaaaaa !
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)
#
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)
# He's getting a bit annoying now
Maybe he should come up with some new material or line deliveries...
(Testricals Having a dump, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# *voooooop*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# lol....vooooooooooooooop ineed:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Yahoooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# this is good........*throws coins into cap* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Yehaw

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# bow bwo bow bow bow bow bow bow
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# What a show!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# is this a bit of tenuous?
they're flying!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# THATS why those gutter birds have never been exterminated!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# There it goes again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# abra-abra-cadabra...I wanna reach out and grab ya...

(half-bjorked and not animating...WTF?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah STUCK !
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# (testing testing..................b3tards is fucked)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# That's why I switched to this . . . for now . . .
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I can't post any new messages...what is going on with b3ta and b3tards?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10095136
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I think I'm B&...(0__0)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# keeps happening to me too
last night 12 minutes.....then it crashed!!!!....*fumed quietly* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I just jumped through hoops to get this pic on...
...*still fuming*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# also: it's a good take on the original :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I like it because it has cleavage.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I scrolled down fast
and in a blink of an eye though that was Amy Winehouse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# No, it's a Renoir.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# That Kirsty Allsop
...was not bad when she was younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# that's a big sword for a wee King
trust he can handle it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Spacehoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# top anim as per matey mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# arf....."cluck"
"click" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# "...click every trip"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Have a snack to go with that melk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Berry want brownie!


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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Hiya hotstuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Well.. HELLLOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
# eye c
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# hahahaha............................Saturday night..
he staggers in drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# My how RADIANT !
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
# team green!!!!
compo it:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Envy took over G G G
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# yay!............................fudge cayke as well
*sets the table* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# am it milking tiem?
have some banana milk!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# that's proper genetic engineering right there.................................FILL IT UP!
I'll have two litres please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Have some pre-bottled !
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
# mmmm....nosemilk!
'snot to be sniffed at!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Bottled at the sauce !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# chidblab
Minge
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# haha
I'd like to see how space hopper cows travel.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
# most likely, they use magnets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Apologies for non-photoshopped, shout out to random burn participants
but i wanted to thank you lovely random burnists
big thanks to : Wasp Box, Rosalicious, B3th, cr3 and Mns for organising it all
big big thanks to Cr3 for his awesome bonus metro 2033 gifts!


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Click for a picture of a posh lime doing a poo on a lemons head, in Monaco (128 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Why is it always wail a poyd in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# aa*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# and because you still haven't thought of something for me to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# King Bisto Vs Oxo the great
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Nobody told me about this
Good job b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# "RANDOM BURN"....hmmm...is that were you just go round
setting anything/anybody on fire?...sounds good fun
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Hurrah! I've had 2 so far, and they were great!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Hmmm.
I've had only one disc so far, from SubCultureHero. But I quite like it, so that's something.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I sent mine out yesterday. Hope they arrived ok! :D
I've had one through from the lovely Senora Veranos
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# aww my dogs!
youre much welcome
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# gaaah!
missed this time round

Ho hum :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# What is 'Random Burn'?
Anyone willing to divulge?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10095150
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Mine are being sent out tomorrow
Apologies for the lateness
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)
# This sounds like a good place to put this in then
Cr3 also sent me bonus gifts. They were in no way random shit from the house.

I got:

a tube of was-off fake tan
a bar of Dairy Milk (very well received by mr b3th, who is not on the same very strict diet that I am on)
a stuffed penguin (very well received by the dog)
a Nokia charger for a phone I don't have

and a really good CD, which I played in the car all day yesterday. Yay!

(I also got a rosalicious CD and very much enjoyed that, too.)
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# As I've found out this week...


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(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# WORDS ON A PICTURE
WOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# sentences on a picture
SOAP
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# If I don't like them, then does that make me a
SOAP DODGER?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Phrase on a picture POAP
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# comment on a phrase on a picture
COAPOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# On a pope?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# sopel on a soap on a rope
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# My Parents had a radio like that
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I've got a hand a bit like that
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# You have achondroplasia
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# What's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# stumpy limb disease. Google it for more information.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# that's not a very nice thing to call someone
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# In answer to the above posts
I still do! That's my hand and that's my radio. Switches are a bit crackly now, but a cracking sound when they're behaving themselves!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Just putting this here...
Slashbase?
Freeslash?

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Confucius Was So Hit Or Miss


Click for bigger (200 kb)
During his opium phase there were a lot of misses.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:32, archived)
# that's errr well different! sorta scary but i really like it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
#
haha yeah "different" is a great description
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# And he who forever walks the path of life looking towards the stars
will eventually tread in dog poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Self caricature
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)
# i like the minimalist look of it
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Near the top: <img src="http://davethefan.c0ck.org/images/caricature.png">
But it doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# It's a blank expression
But I can see right through him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# les dennis would have given him the money himself
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# ?
Bugger, Apologies to acidgiant for knocking them off the bottom of the page.

/relurks - it's safer that way
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Are you even attempting to fix it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# It's like a young Eduard Khil
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# You appear to have broken the internetz?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# On a related note...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That is quite good
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] pfffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# :( Can't we cut em some slack, 1st offence and all that!
and while I'm here... Is B3ta running/loading REALLY slowly for anyone else? (Board especially)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# no we can't cut them slack, they're bastards
and yup, board's a bit slow for me too :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
#
b3tards is down for me, don't know about anybody else.
It's probably just me, given my spate of recent scheisse posts
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Check here.
www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# although robtoo did say b3tards won't work on sites other than b3ta, so it might not accept requests from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:58, archived)
#
What a brilliant invention!
It's down for everyone I'm afraid.
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Try going straight to
www.b3tards.com/uploader.php, that works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# DO B3TARDS PICTURS WERK

yesssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Pffffft!


They do indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:20, archived)
# The server is trying to figure out why Rob would want a cup of tea
Share and enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Lightning fast for me
I suppose it's not surprising that I'm its priority right now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Ower saver in dis, ower tiem ov nede.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Try this one ¬

www.b3ta.com/mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# .........
Horse Linkers....hanging's to good for em.....that's what I say
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Dammit why do i keep falling for these
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
# First Offence!? First Offence! this has been going on for years
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/flashfurtive.swf
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
# More water = more fish (duh)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I blame the parents !!!
GRRR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# hooray
for penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Cor, it's the sunshine.
I think I called you God once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Rodney King Penguin
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)

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