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(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)

THUNNDDEERRR THIIIGHSSS!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)

Ra cist!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)

if she was racist then maybe she wouldn't have HIV, but alas...

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha FUCK

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)

so what you are saying is you only get HIV from sleeping with people from other races

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)

haha no, just sayin if you stick to one race chances are more in your favor not to contract it versus sleeping with every race imaginable. but i guess it all depends on what race it is.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)

So ... if black people in Africa stick to black people in Africa

They're less likely to get HIV?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)

a
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Hiv doesn't see colour, we could all learn a little something from Hiv

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)

yes, this would seem to be true. if only black people in africa would have sex w/other black africans, than AIDS would pretty much disappear in a matter of weeks, perhaps even days...how can you even dispute this?

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)

your serious aren't you

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)

Ahahahaha!

*printscreens*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)

There have been a handful of times in my life that I have been really shocked by peoples views

this is one of them

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)

Let's hear him out

By what process would it disappear?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)

osmosis maybe?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)

I have this uncomfortable feeling you're serious.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)

it's like watching a comedian from the 70's

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)

LOL

Love Thy Neighbour?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)

Even Rolf had a racist streak

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCiYDWGZv4

"Let me Abos go loose, Lew/They've no further use, Lew."

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)

Huh

I heard a version where it was "Let me Abos go loose, Bruce"

I think it was a little later than this one

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)

he changed it at some point in the late 70's

something to do with using one of the most offensive racial slurs possible made him uncomfortable

He has apologised for it recently

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)

you thought i was serious, or someone else? i was being sarcastic and the opposite of serious, just to clarify...

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)

erm..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)

O_o

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME!!!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:39, archived)

I do.

I'm a judge.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:57, archived)

Is it okay?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)

Lies

I see a tasty cracker that still looks good

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)

Oh man.

Dark.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)

Make this series into Lenticular stickers

Please.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)

you can do it thora

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)

there's clearly a cream cracker there

CRUNCHY GOODNESS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)

Sneaky twist there

Loving this series :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)

You have fallen. It is okay, I never rated standing upright anyway. Stupid evolution.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)

You have fallen. It is okay, you have the necessary physical requirements to get back up.

You have fallen. It is not okay, the tentacles have grabbed your arms and legs.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)

You have fallen. It is okay, I can still interfere with your sexy parts.

You have fallen. It is not okay, you are Christopher Reeve.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)

You have fallen. It is okay, you are a raindrop, it is your purpose.

You have fallen. It is not okay, you're an asteroid and you've ended all life on earth. Great job, you dick.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)

favourite

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)

You have Fallen. It is okay, Transformer action figures are cool.

You have Fallen. It is not okay, gothic nu-metal is not cool.

(User #86772, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)

*emails to help the aged*

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)

Whoa, bleak

I fucking love these

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)

Superb

Much better than that dreary Alan Bennett effort

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fuscous, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)

Id rather eat that cream cracker

than a load of bugs

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)

Funny because it's true.

Cream crackers are not edible.
Love these, SBF, they remind me of "The church is close but the road is icy; the pub is distant but I shall walk carefully".

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)

Quiz tiem - the eyes have it...

Got roped into sorting out a round for our office xmas quiz (don't ask!). this is the line I'm thinking of taking. Want to test and see if this is too easy/hard/random. Some easier than others I reckon...

One point for the actor/ess, bonus for the character/film.

Unshopped? Pah! Do you think they cropped themselves?

EDIT bah. Meeting tiem. Think you've got 'em all between you. Ta :o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)

A little too easy, I'd say.

But then im smarter than most!!!!!!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)

I recognise most of them

and my general knowledge of actors is v poor.

Nice idea for a comp ;)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)

Stick 'Freebase' in...

...that'll fuck 'em up! :)

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)

Hahahaha that might give away how I spend too much time at work...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)

^^This very much so

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)

Quiztastic! I got...

bronson
hepburn
stallone
erm...
hopkins
thurman
pacino
erm...
brynner
fisher

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)

Good work. And the bonus points? The characters/films?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)

damn, piss of the mind!

/even the ones we didn't get!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)

Hehehehe :o)

I might do the old pub quiz standard technique and run it through the photocopier about a billion times so that they are completely unrecognisable...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)

;) I think the second

erm might be Heath Ledger?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)

Whoever she is she's a crying little cow

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)

is the erm Tom Cruise?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)

Portman and Cruise?

Fucking idito, tttsstatsr

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)

In keeping with pattern,

the last erm should be a female. So could be Tom Cruise

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)

have a go...

Bronson
Hepburn
Stallone
X
Hopkins
Thurman
Pacino
X
Brynner
Fisher

at a guess

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)

Cruise after Pacino?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)

My word... a quiz on an internet forum and people don't recognise Portman in Leon?

Other one's teh Cruise btw. You can be forgiven for not getting that one!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)

Cool :)

Like it - But too hard for me.

2 - Audrey Hepburn, Breakfast at tiffanys
5 - Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lector SOTL
6 - Urma, Kill Bill
10 - Princess Lia (Can't remember actress' name!!!)

Got those though. Thats it.

(Miquaight Pew pew laser bears, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)

I wish I had Paul Newman's eyes

And everyday came with some surprise
I wish I had Paul Newman's eyes
That would be nice.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)

A man once told me I had eyes like Russell Crowe.

I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or not. To be honest I was a bit scared.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)

I wish I had Paul Newman's eyes
Because ever since his demise
I wish I had Paul Newman's eyes
That guy's eyes would disguise my cries

(ape of greatness, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)

[edit]

charles bronson - the good, the bad and the ugly
audrey hepburn - breakfast at tiffanys
Stallone - Rocky (the recent one)
natalie portman - leon
anthony hopkins - silence of the lambs
uma thurman - kill bill
al pachino - carlitos way
tom cruise - risky business
yul brynner - west world
carrie fisher - starwars - return of the jedi

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)

Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)

^ This

* All these words are making me sick in my mouth a little..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)

You are now pregnant

don't ask how it happened just go get the morning after pill

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)

Wot no Marty Feldman?

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DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)

cue Ninj...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)

Pfft!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)

easy!

1. Your mum.
2. Your mum.
3. Your mum.
4. Your mum.
5. Your mum.
6. Your mum.
7. Your mum.
8. Your mum.
9. Your mum.
10. Profit

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)

third from bottom has the cold dead eyes of a serial killer

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)

the cold dead eyes of the public face of a made up religion about space aliens.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)

I thought the same for No. 5...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)

haha!

yeah, him too

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)

No four, which you all seem to be missing is Natalie Portman a la Leon.

Ah. Someone did get it:P

scene when she's walking down the corridor after her family's been murdered.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)

I was saving this for Christmas, but as it's candleday:

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)

Haha

I bet being an internet cunt is fun.

(Happy B3taday!)

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)

^ points and laughs

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)

Candles & Cunts! - WOO!

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:21, archived)

hahahaha!

and happy candle day

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)

what have I missed?

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)

Rob's an internet cunt

www.b3ta.com/board/10280369

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)

Oh lord, how did I miss this?

What dreadful spelling. Tsk!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)

hahahaha

It would seem I have missed a lot.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)

Good grief!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)

exactly my thought

it took me ages to read through that thread and now my brain hurts

I can also safely say, I didn't understand a word of it.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)

He's certainly got his 15 mins of internet fame

Happy candleday!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)

my word, what a shuddering thunderc*nt

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:25, archived)

Whoa

fight, fight, fight!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)

Hahaha - CUNT!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)

Yay - lots of 'cunts' ;)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)

hahahaha, what a cunt.

*buys eleventy*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)

C*nt is a swear and I think you should censor it, Emvee.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:30, archived)

needsmoar internet cunt sheds

but apart from that WOO!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Happy b3taday, you internet cunt!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)

Happy candle day

what if you are already an internet cunt

Do I get a discount

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)

I cunt believe it!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)

Just kidding -- *click*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)

Hahahaha, soooperb!

And happy candle day.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:46, archived)

Quality.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)

Wikilisa!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)

That is a magnificent head of hair

I'll bet he uses Timotei

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)

That's a cracker!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)

That be a *Clicker*!

*Clicks* Top shop sir!

:)

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)

* FWAPS

* Hang on... that's not Lilly Allen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)

Haha, great!

And no eyebrows too!

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Q4nobody, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)

slow day here...

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)

You can get adult nappies for your leakage

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)

They likes the exercise..

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)

As I look at this

the music from The Littlest Hobo plays in my head.

JOY!

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:40, archived)

Oh Thanks!...

That's gonna be in my head for weeks!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)

You're welcome

:O)

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down....

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)

Yey - Littlest Lilly Hobo

They are the same thing

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)

all animals do, but kittens are more elegant about it

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)

He's TOTALLY going to do a poo at Paul's.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)

he's fucking not

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)

Moleypoooooooooos!!

Hahahahahaha, what's Christmas without Jeremy eh??

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)

Hallo Ninjapotamus!

You okay?
I've not been round these parts much lately. Have I missed much?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:01, archived)

Naaaah!

I'm okedokee ta, will be next Friday!!

:)

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:12, archived)

hahahahahahah

that's aceness

our cat (Bailey) was up the christmas tree from inside last night - he's a pest

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:00, archived)

Watch out for bum tinsel....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:02, archived)

Too much bum tinsel gives you

Tinselitis.

(Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:35, archived)

I used to have a parrot that would fly to the top, then work its way across the trunk with its claws, face downward

Stuff would fall out of the tree every step he made.

He would laugh loudly while doing this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)

hahaha

sounds amusing

hello fella

I've redesigned my site: www.lnrgraphics.co.uk

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)

He was ace

He would also call our cat to his cage, very sweetly. When the cat was close by, he would attack its nose and laugh loudly while the cat ran away.

Hahah, very arty sir! ;)

I have to go now. My brother is getting his uni degree this afternoon. I should already be on the castle grounds. But luckily, I work 5 minutes away. Byee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:12, archived)

hahaha

it's like geocities all over again.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)

Amazingly

our naughty cat left the tree alone last year.
But he's in a very naughty mood at the moment, so i fear for the tree's sanity this year

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)

Our cat is surprisingly good with the tree

but then our tree lives outside 11 months of the year anyway, he can play on it any time he wants

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:19, archived)

CANDLE!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:23, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)

Candle!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)

CANDLE!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)

CAANDLE!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)

FIRE!

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)

Candle!

happy b3taday

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)

Happy b3taday!

Have cayke & chips for lunch

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)

Happy candl3emas

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)

Happy b3taday

(herman:D, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:06, archived)

Canned-dills!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)

Hahaha!

That 'Oh my god' should be 'OH MY GOOOOOOD' though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:00, archived)

Oh Jeremy

We have PROOF, you silly horse.
*click*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:18, archived)

hahahahahaha

splendid, how festive.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:23, archived)

Now THAT's going to hurt in the morning...

* I saw four Jeremy's on the Simpson last night... I am sure they were him.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:32, archived)

Four?

Blimey. One's enough!
:D

Which episode?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)

I think it was the start of Season 18 - Episode 15 "Rome-old and Juli-eh"

but I could be wrong as I can't find the tv listing for yesterday and youtube won;t let me check as they all re-direct to other shites...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)

Hahahaha

I want to do a poo. I want to do a poo at Paul's house!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)

Pfffft :o)

*weighs in with 100% unofficial repost*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)

EXPELLIANUS!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)

Hahahahaha not seen this!

Excellent!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)

I really do have a lovely tree

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Passing that is going to sting.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)

Accidental Chris Ofili

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:27, archived)

Hoorah!

But why has he got a cartoon squirrel's head sticking out of his arse?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)

Hahahaha

:DD

(herman:D, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:08, archived)

Yeah!!!!

A Christmas Jeremy!!!

My Christmas is complete (well apart from all the other stuff)

Cheers Moley!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)

Hahahahahaha! Jeremy you festive cunt!

Keep them coming... *clicks*

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

Good old Jeremy.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)

hahahaha 8D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)

I have no idea why these get FPed.

They are very much in-jokes and some of them are just bandwagoning with a meme.

I like FWV's work a lot, but Jeremy is tired and dull now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:00, archived)

Assange witch, in a sandwich, dancing like a right snitch!

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Q4nobody, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)

stay still while I shoot you....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:29, archived)

LOVE IT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)

I love his little clogs and humbug trousers.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)

Morning, all!

Completely unrelatedly - except for the vague food theme - I've had this going around my head for days, and had to get it out. I don't have the faintest idea what it signifies - except that it's how I misread a package in Tesco the other day.

(Oh, and I'm still awful at font-matching...)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)

I read on a bottle of Morrisons bleach last night

"Not for Emergency Use"

I meanm When the flip would you want to use Bleach in an Emergency?!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:35, archived)

You've not been in our toilet on a saturday morning.

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Monty Propps, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:39, archived)

you've limescale in the toilet

there are shit streaks in the pan and your girlfrineds parents are coming to tea in 5 minutets.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:40, archived)

If you've decided you need to commit suicide

but are worried that you might change your mind in a minute or two?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)

Oh I see

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:46, archived)

LOVE this!

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:50, archived)

cheers petal

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:52, archived)

Lovely lighting!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)

Hurrah!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:53, archived)

Hahahaha!

Nicely done.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)

Excellent Bilbo

Love it!

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Q4nobody, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)

Some of the Elderly actually believe bleach is some kind of cure-all

when I was a HomeCarer I heard stories of some elderly people actually putting a bit of bleach in their bath water so it wouldn't surprise me if some were using it as an antisceptic to treat wounds which I would imagine would be horrific!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:07, archived)

Talking of misreading things

our EPG on the TV trims long titles
so I saw Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging disaster as Sam and Mark's Guide to Doging

I was so disappointed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)

Haha :)

Sometimes you can tweak how a font appears in tattyshop by stretching/reducing the dimensions manually until it *fits* sorta.

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Monty Propps, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)

I tried that for ages.

It just looked like the wrong font had gone through the washing machine on the wrong setting.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)

Did you use the transform tool?

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Monty Propps, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:53, archived)

The what now?

I don't have PS - I've got a clunky version of GIMP. I have little to no idea of what the various tools do, and they seem only to work about 74% of the time anyway...
*sobs*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)

*backs away slowly* :O

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Monty Propps, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:02, archived)

ACE Q!!

As per sir! :) *Click*

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:46, archived)

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich?

A wish sandwich is the kindof a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you (Hehehehehehehehe) WISH you had some meat!

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)

Rubber biscuit!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:53, archived)

BOW BOW BOW!

\o/

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:58, archived)

*youtubes*

:oD

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)

Hahaha :o)

Tenuous snitch-based pearoast

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:51, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)

When I had this at 2000 x 2000 the bottom clouds were making me sick

I'm just not sure why, individually there is nothing that stands out on the layers
it's just when they all come together that they become vertigo inducing

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)

that's really cool

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:18, archived)

TY squire

*doths hat

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)

Doth called,

He wants the hat back, you know.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:29, archived)

He can't have it, it's mine now

*Doffs Doth's Hat, which is now mine*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)

*BLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*

well there goes my breakfast.

Nice picture, i'm awaiting the coming rapture like in this picture.

have a WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:28, archived)

lully :)

It's cold and wet here and i've just cleaned out the chickens
and the wabbit - I feel the need to stare at this for a while.

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)

Is this what's inside Christmas tree baubles?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:07, archived)

yeah sure why not

this and fairy poop

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:47, archived)

Ha!

Looks like Darth Vader in his "casual" white suit

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:04, archived)

Joliet!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:19, archived)

when we made love

you used to cry!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:29, archived)

That's exactly what I was thinking when I made the exclamation

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:31, archived)

That's 'cos you poked the wrong hole again

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)

LIES!

oh crikey, i don't have £200K for the bail money.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)

Bilbo!

The greatest little hobbit of them all

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)

Michael Gove?

Also: woo

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:11, archived)

top shoppage

was the original a rabbit by an chance?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:16, archived)

SackBoy!

And cheers Paul :)

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)

..is to spill the beans...

woo sir!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:19, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)

haha, scary

Nice work Ninj

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Q4nobody, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:20, archived)

Ta Q!

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)

....

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)

Ace :)

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Monty Propps, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:39, archived)

ooh ta!

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Ninj, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

Silly.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)

Who made this pic?

Someone showed me a 5 euro phone card they'd bought in Greece with this image on it yesterday. I swear it's from b3ta, presume used without permission, would love to know who made it originally.

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crab_bloke), Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:43, archived)

It is, from yeeeears ago

can't remember who made it though..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:46, archived)

yeah i was about to go off on one about stolen images from b3ta

but i got a couple of words in and she had no idea what i was talking about and was so proud of her hilarious phone card. I thought it would make more sense to find out who actually made it and let her know, you know, for the sake of JUSTICE and everything.

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crab_bloke), Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:51, archived)

yeah, cos no images on b3ta are ever nicked from elsewhere !

I've often wondered if Lord Freebase knows how poplyar he is, and if he objects and or gives a fuck.

Sorry, gives a FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK!

(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:56, archived)

Sorry?

this is supposed to be a place to post things you've made yourself - that's what b3ta is. Who is lord freebase? Is someone passing his work off as their own on here?

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crab_bloke), Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)

some stupid face meme from gayshift

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:15, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:22, archived)

Is he talking about how most b3ta images are made from an original image that someone somewhere owns?

Ninj above is using what looks like some little big planet imagery

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:17, archived)

it's a rayman raving rabbit toy

My son collects them

Yeah my son and not me

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:21, archived)

it's the Assasins creed dlc for littlebigplanet

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:23, archived)

Your right

There is more detail on Ninjs source

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:26, archived)

Pretty much, aye. He is.

I don't have a problem with that but if that is fair game its a bit harsh to then moan if "our" images get the same treatment.

That said I would be very pleased to see a phone card with someones badly drawn magenta gentleman - their, if you will, magentleman - flopped out.

(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)

Newgrounds recently posted that for them at least the days of "wild west" internet practices of just grabbing images from wherever was over.

And asking their members to take responsibility for using other peoples intellectual property.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)

freebase is a shit meme started by the gaysghift

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:21, archived)

Freebase wasn't Freebase until b3ta before that he was just some bloke doing rowing excercises for an event or something

The image itself really has took a life of it's own it's not like Jonesy was posting images of himself going "FUUUUUCCCKKKK!" and we pinched the idea.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:12, archived)

fuck knows

but it is brilliant

(wankdog, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:46, archived)

I am quite certain this was on b3ta, years ago

I am also quite certain it was FP'd. Maybe that narrows it down a bit. I believe there's a way of browsing through old FP's?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:55, archived)

Mediocre!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:22, archived)

Freebs!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)

Definitely B3ta

Definitely years ago. Not sure the search function would be much help.

I think the best thing you can do is to educate and say that you saw it years ago on B3ta and they should check the site out.

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:06, archived)

I've a feeling it's a Zak McFlimsy...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:20, archived)

limpfish

www.b3ta.com/board/4281335

there was some drama when it was printed in a newspaper

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:21, archived)

:O that is quite possibly the most amazing thing I have ever seen

how the fuck did you manage to find it

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)

search "Camilla Horse" in the b3ta Search function

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)

ah damn

you beat me to it www.b3ta.com/board/4281335

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)

Well found Rap!

No reply from me that day. Maybe I was off sick.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:29, archived)

Ah, I remember 2005...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:34, archived)

Can't believe this was 5 years ago

seems like only yesterday

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:35, archived)

seems

to be everywhere now (the TinEye FF plugin is great)

and woo to the image, missed it first time around

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lord bofingham, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)

Oooh that looks like a neat plugin

*Wanders off to play with TinyEye*

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)

you fucking hero

thanks for that. quite why i didn;t think to search for camilla horse i don;t know, now it's been pointed out it seems pretty fucking abvious. MNNNNGH.

I have sent a pedantic email explaining where the pic comes from. Now I feel good about myself.

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crab_bloke), Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)

yup limpfish ^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)

Don't cross the memes !!

probably bindun a thousand times before

(wankdog, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:07, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:44, archived)

Hahaha! =D

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:51, archived)

Hahaha!

Very nicely :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:17, archived)

hahah

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)

a thousand times in the last week alone

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:00, archived)

and that was just me

(wankdog, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:28, archived)

...

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:14, archived)

Apparently Freebase wrote all Barker and Corbett's scripts

Little known fact.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:21, archived)

The two FUCKS.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:21, archived)

Jimmy Carr on the left?

AICMFP

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)

Frillons of times every day in Dorset alone.

But I like it.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:16, archived)

A FRILLION ISN'T A NUMBER.

TEN THOUSAND SEXDECILLION IS A NUMBER.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:23, archived)

That's an interesting point of view

in big letters I hope you're not angry.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:25, archived)

Would you sign a petition to change the default b3ta font to Papyrus?

I would. I would sign that right up.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:29, archived)

I would only sign it if it were written on papyrus.

Its the only material these people understand.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:32, archived)

Racist!

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:35, archived)

Its political correctness gone made.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:41, archived)

made

;)

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:53, archived)

No, it'se olde Englishe, sillye.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)

you're a blue toothbrush, I'm a pink toothbrush.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:00, archived)

80's lol

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:04, archived)

That is just amazing.

And wins everything for the day.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:28, archived)

Excuse the simplicity of my reply but

Hahahaha! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:39, archived)

wood

Did I say that aloud? Damn.
woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:48, archived)

Wood?

Already have, mate.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:55, archived)

damn

I told myself I'd never take sloppy seconds from a puppet/detective hibrid again.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:57, archived)

Oh, stop lying to yourself!

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:58, archived)

Nooooooooooooooo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:06, archived)

Hello Toast

didja see this? www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11981975

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:50, archived)

I hadn't, have now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:01, archived)

Hahaha!

Did you know - Cumberbuttonbatch is a blonde? Saw him being interviewed and it took me a frightening amount of time to identify where I'd seen him before.

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Joliet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)

Better than working I suppose...

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simbosan is too tired, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 7:08, archived)

Yey!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 7:15, archived)

Yay!

Bigger, Mr President.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 7:45, archived)

phhhwoar!

*furiously wanks*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:30, archived)

Don't be angry

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simbosan is too tired, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:23, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 4:47, archived)

Not many people would envision a face in a cat's ass but, if they do, it probably looks like this ^

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LS18, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 4:55, archived)

source:

englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/09/30/wedding-photography-fails/

CATBALLS, YEAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 4:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

that's fantastic

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 5:15, archived)

Also:

Untitled Picture

Had to call an ambulance for evil_twin tonight. She came home sick earlier today and then this evening she got much sicker and passed out.
She's home again now, she'll be fine, it's just some kind of nasty bug. Lots of it about apparently.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 5:18, archived)

ooh la la!

hope all is well.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:58, archived)

Who's 'she', the cats mother?

I have never understood that phrase and have always want to say it in a it's proper context. This image has now ended my pain, thank you.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 5:58, archived)

A feminine feline is known as a she-cat you see

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:40, archived)

Fuck, yes!

Holy shuddering fuck, yes! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:36, archived)

Hahaha

Ballchinnian!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:06, archived)

That's brilliantly done.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:00, archived)

"Yes you may, I suppose, use my scrotum as a nose. Use my scrotum as a nose"

Followup No. 1 for Kunt And The Gang? (also: click, bang, zapowie!)

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)

about time we had a scrotum FP

...c'mon mods:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)

Oh my

fantastic

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:39, archived)

This is most impressive.

Fab stuff there.

*click*

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)

Merry Christmas!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:03, archived)

Bennett Xmas

(JoePesky, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:06, archived)

The guys!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:30, archived)

I like to think the back left is a young Bennett, before the Unit and Matrix.

(JoePesky, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:45, archived)

You may be on to something there.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)

whoah!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 2:11, archived)

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FIEND, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:09, archived)

hmm i think you need to take this higly scientific test!

www.arkancide.com/psychopathy.htm
I have checked the answer and everyone passed

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 3:14, archived)

and further more i was about 3 hours too late!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 3:15, archived)

LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNETT

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:34, archived)

(JoePesky, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:47, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:35, archived)

Nice to see a bit of the old Corinthian spirit there.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 2:14, archived)

VERILY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:42, archived)

Needs more anus.

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Grampa, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 2:18, archived)

Oooh it's a bit Bennett out today

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 5:16, archived)

Tough grease on your pans? It's not unmovable...

(barzo, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:35, archived)

Hahaha

Now do Andrew Neil!

(User #86772, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:47, archived)

odd, I just heard a Billy Joel song on the radio about an hour ago

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:48, archived)

He has some wonderful tunes

You can't get the sound from a story in a magazine, aimed at your average teen

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:53, archived)

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:03, archived)

I always imagine Tom Jones screaming with his hair on fire for some reason

(JoePesky, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:53, archived)

he sang: mama told me not to come...

I don't even want to know what that song is about!

(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:00, archived)

It's about Rose West

(JoePesky, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:03, archived)

"That ain't the way to have fun!"

(User #86772, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:07, archived)

also

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaMzjJ7slJg&feature=related

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 1:45, archived)

this is thomas munchausen.

aka little shit, aka little Butthead, depending on what he's done lol...

He's my Girlfriend's Sister's cat...and he has his own themesong which
must be sung in the most obnoxiously hi-pitched squeaky voice possible
to acheive the desired effect of maximum kitty scorn!

"Liiiiiddle butt-head,
the liiiiidle-est butthead of aaaaall the butt-heads!
Heeeeee's a butt-heaaaaad...
the liiiiidle-est butthead of aaaaall the butt-heads!"

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:14, archived)

:D awww

Heres (then a kitten now a cat) Dexter :D

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FIEND, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:18, archived)

That's a pretty fancy noose.

Round my end, we usually just use a bit of string.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:35, archived)

"And I don't like what you got me hanging from ..."
or something

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:37, archived)

Get yourself to Bob Dylan school immediately.

Initial set texts:
Bringing It All Back Home
Highway 61 Revisited
Blonde On Blonde

Advanced texts:
Blood on the Tracks
Bootleg vol 6: Live 1966

(and you may want to check out his early stuff too)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:48, archived)

Being the voice of your time: fantastic.

Not knowing when to stop: regrettable.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 5:28, archived)

I mean

if nothing else, he should have quit after he fucking died. That's a hint right there Bob.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 5:30, archived)

He has troubled eyes

Not looking impressed at all

(JoePesky, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:24, archived)

Awwww

All of our cats have theme songs too, all in different voices and accents. Tuna's song has a weird warbling effect on the first word of every line. She likes it I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 5:27, archived)

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