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*taps nose and winks*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:04, archived)

I, too, would like a "Captain Howdy" brand broom handle, please

And I don't mean that in a naughty way either.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:08, archived)

Sure, sure. Just keep telling yourself that.

*winks*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:10, archived)

Hmm. Whole lot of winking going on.

*wanks*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:13, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winker_Watson

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:18, archived)

The sadness here is that I only knew the Viz version.

I never much cared for The Dandy/Beano. The only stuff of that kind I liked was the work of Leo Baxendale.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:25, archived)

I have an old Dandy annual

in which Winker Watson and his chums all put on blackface and did a "Black and White Minstrels" show. Wonder if they've reprinted it recently...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:27, archived)

"Your search returned no results"

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:29, archived)

I love his expression

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:10, archived)

I love his home made black pudding

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:13, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:19, archived)

'O' face...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:16, archived)

Bucky O' Face

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:17, archived)

I've got a Bukkake o hare image somehwehre

But search is borked again

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:28, archived)

Brilliant fit Cap'n

*Clicky tiem*

:)

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Ninj, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:12, archived)

Cheers, Ninj.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:27, archived)

Nicely!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:14, archived)

Thank you, Wasp Box.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:28, archived)

very good

and three cheers for Scottish law where "I did it To Fuck over the English, Mi' Lord" is a viable plea

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:16, archived)

could someone please tell me to go and learn

all the muscles in the arm and face... many thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:18, archived)

Go and learn about muscles in the arm and face, Peter, there's a good boy

:)

That do?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:20, archived)

well I for one like it very much

thanks free - I've got as far as biceps brachii and then I can on here...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:22, archived)

The face is easy

Left face muscle. Right face muscle.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:23, archived)

I know but I'm a fucking retard aren't I...?

for every question I just write "BIG SPUNKY COCKS" and then giggle.

It's correct surprisingly often, the filthy examiners

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:25, archived)

hahah

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:18, archived)

Thanks.

Huzzah, also.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:30, archived)

Is it a bird? Trying to Complain? It's Super Injuction Man!

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Q4nobody, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:28, archived)

hahah - surely he needs his face blacked out?

I was going to do this very same thing, but you beat me to it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:31, archived)

Lex Loser.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:33, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:55, archived)

Has Giggs been outed as the "Premiership Ace" involved with Imogen Stubbs then?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:56, archived)

yup

according to a Reputable Scottish Newspaper® anyway.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:57, archived)

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I probably am)

but I think he outed himself by trying to sue Twitter

I'm not sure if we're supposed to know that he did try to sue Twitter, if indeed he did

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:57, archived)

hahahah

oops

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:00, archived)

apologies for Mail link

but this article has had me ROFLing a bit this morning

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:12, archived)

hmm

Under a picture of a silhouette in the second article on the page: "Revealed: In a Mail on Sunday poll 80 out of 35 people asked at random could name the player"

If they clearly weren't taking the piss all the way through the article I'd seriously worry about their numeracy.

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boris the spider, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:34, archived)

Haha, hadn't spotted that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:36, archived)

I was reading some forum earlier and the comments below have now been deleted:

User1: Well done Giggsy - I hope you smashed her back doors in.
User2: Would you like it if all this happened to you??
User1: Yes.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:40, archived)

yes in a paper and on the radio up here

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:58, archived)

You see?

You didn't get a royal wedding, but you get to know Ryan Giggs is a cunt before the rest of us. I'd call that glass half full.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:01, archived)

Apparently so.

Wonder if there are any legal ramifications for Rob as the inevitable bandwagon starts today?

Edit: Ning freebs!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:59, archived)

Ryan "Gaggs"?

*edit* Ning 'brains - it's early for you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:59, archived)

Yep, I can see the board, but all the images are blocked.

So it looks like /talk except without all the scary people.

I keep thinking of Quagmire from Family Guy - Giggedy!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:02, archived)

Giggedy Giggedy

Goo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:05, archived)

arf

that's excellent!

I think there should be subtitles for the Image-Blocked

"The above image features a picture of the well known Premiership Footballer Ryan Giggs" with a piece of sellotape attached to his forehead. He is also holding a Magenta CDC with the officially sanctioned 3 pubes per ball™. It is spunking out Marmite all over Alex Ferguson's head."

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:06, archived)

"For those with difficulty seeing images, b3tafax subtitles are available on page 888"

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:09, archived)

Someone actually did that one last night

This is going to be one of the more entertaining bandwagons of recent years

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boris the spider, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:35, archived)

And before last night too

*polite cough*

www.b3ta.com/board/10416413

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 23 May 2011, 11:00, archived)

missed that one,

yours is better than mine last night.

(Testicles just for you, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:05, archived)

Unnecessary modesty

At least you went to the trouble of doing the head swap.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 23 May 2011, 11:23, archived)

haha

sorry, missed that :) wasn't on the board saturday night

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boris the spider, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:06, archived)

Thing is....

it's been common knowledge around football circles for a fortnight.
It's really odd to be in a position where everyone knows, everyone is talking about it but no one can write it down anywhere

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:15, archived)

Ryan Giggs will probably be paying every lawyer in the country to work for him, by the end of the week.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:18, archived)

imogen thomas?

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custard, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:13, archived)

yeah, I know

but I really used to like Imogen Stubbs - especially when she was in Eric the Viking :)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:19, archived)

She's lovely, but I don't think she would ever fall for a footballer

hence confusion/literal-minded-didn't-know-if-you-were-joking-or-not-asperger's-ness

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custard, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:43, archived)

It would have been much better if it was

Una Stubbs

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:00, archived)

haha

Phwoar!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:06, archived)

Pfft.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:06, archived)

He's always been a big John Lennon fan....

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:35, archived)

For the record, I have not taken out any superinjunctions against Ms Thomas

Nor was I involved in Operation Geronimo, nor have I ever attended a Bilderberg Group conference.

There, glad we cleared up those misconceptions.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:38, archived)

*Awaits court order*

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:39, archived)

Ryan Giggs playa of the year

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:40, archived)

Gareth Barry?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:45, archived)

4 EVA IN ARE TARTS

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:47, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:03, archived)

He got bored with her

He's wif da Angelas now.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:07, archived)

Ahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:09, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:08, archived)

It's a New Week!

Which calls for new groanjokes! Morning!

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dogbomb, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:41, archived)

*groan*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 8:46, archived)

*aroused

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:56, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:01, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha - brilliant!

my leaf has got a cold

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:01, archived)

how does it smell?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:09, archived)

Alaska?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:16, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:25, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:09, archived)

Wayne Rooney?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:31, archived)

Potential granny shagging super injunction?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:39, archived)

• - "That's the bassist from Red Hot Chili Peppers!"

"How does he smell?" - •

• - "No idea, he's just a .jpg!"

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dogbomb, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:48, archived)

He had a problem with the picture on his new TV

It was a Scart issue.

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doog Don't read this., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:55, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:51, archived)

Oh very good

*giggles quietly*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:53, archived)

I had no idea what a Fale was...

...now I know. hahahaha.

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dogbomb, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:44, archived)

hahahaha..

I love the blank stares at the end.

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dogbomb, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:44, archived)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 May 2011, 8:50, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:57, archived)

haha!

Possibly one of my favourite moments in all episodes of the young ones. And that is really saying something.

This really is serious! House meeting!!

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:50, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:01, archived)

oo-er missus!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:03, archived)

*loses eye*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:06, archived)

Would.

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:04, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:17, archived)

hahahaha... aawwww

how cute

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:27, archived)

The only interaction I had with Mask was the toy ads on the back of Marvel comics in the 80's.

Goodtimes.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:35, archived)

I used to have a MASK motorbike

it was pretty cool, but remains my only memory of the whole MASK franchise

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 8:38, archived)

I had the bike as well

My problem was the fisgures were incompatible with any other toys.

They were a weird bespoke size

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:39, archived)

I used to have lots of random single things

like I only ever had one Transformer: ~~Sky~~Starscream

I always wanted Star Wars figures, but I never got any *sob*

what I did have (and still do in the loft) is a load of Masters of The Universe figures - HE-Man et al.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 8:42, archived)

Skyscream? or Starscream?

;)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:55, archived)

I was wondering as I typed that whether it was Star or Sky

and I'm much too lazy to google it. Trust you to pull me up on that one ;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:57, archived)

I just got, like, my ninth Starscream for my 33rd birthday

I'm now wondering how many Starscreams is too many

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:58, archived)

are they all identical, or are they differerent styles and scales?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:01, archived)

Mostly all different

From the original, the original reissue with stupid oversized "safety" missiles, some cutesy mini-Starscreams, the 12"-tall "masterpiece", the Robot Masters, Legends and Classics versions...I've got practically a whole shelf for Starscream and Starscream-related products :/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:08, archived)

you must take a photograph

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:24, archived)

Will do

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:31, archived)

you must take a photograph

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:24, archived)

I think I was probably switching from Star Wars figures to Masters of The Universe around that time.

Also, good morning, b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:44, archived)

yay!

see above!

my old Castle Grayskull is currently in my daughter's bedroom, being used as a scary castle for cuddly toys...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 8:46, archived)

Its what saturday mornings were made for

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q4E1epa74U

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:41, archived)

I'd actually forgotten I'd ever seen it, but those opening credits were all the reminder I needed.

Cheers, Joe.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:48, archived)

I had Mask story cassettes

I remember them being a poor boy's Transformers

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 May 2011, 8:54, archived)

Happy Birthday Bob & Joan

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:11, archived)

Imagine

if they revived the Cinzano ads with those two

That would be fab!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:13, archived)

Indeed...

* Those two and the Dove from Above...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:16, archived)

The father of an old friend had pretend sex with her in "The Bitch".

And he got pushed out of a helicopter by James Bond.
He was easily the coolest of all the fathers at infant school.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:38, archived)

Yeah, it must be pretty cold being pushed out of a helicopter!

I also knocked one out this morning but for got to post today VAG CREAM.
Happy birthday Nadja Uhl

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:04, archived)

I don't know her, but I'd probably like to.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:11, archived)

Ahhh

Having shopped this I feel more feminine already

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LS18, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:11, archived)

ha ha!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:45, archived)

Think smaller.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:11, archived)

Haven't posted in months, and I come back to the 50ft woman.

Well done, people. Well done.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:17, archived)

maybe you could've come back and amazed us with worthy pic rather than just moaning.

just a thought

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:47, archived)

ENTERTAIN ME

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:53, archived)

hahaha

it was one of my many flounces, during one of the first 50ft woman things

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boris the spider, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:53, archived)

bindun?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 May 2011, 5:55, archived)

Not sure . . .

but this didn't go over too well last year

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LS18, Mon 23 May 2011, 6:23, archived)

i can't imagine why

*bokes*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 6:27, archived)

Looks more like the Attack of the 50ft Ladyboy

(siamese bat, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:11, archived)

Diesel/Don't Panic Political Slogan Poster Comp

Click for bigger (224 kb)

Come up with a political slogan using 140 characters or less. The winning entry will be featured on 80,000 Don't Panic Posters which will be distributed across the UK.

You can enter and find all the info you need here: www.dontpaniconline.com/designbrief/protest-placard-poster-competition

(Yusuf_DontPanic, Mon 23 May 2011, 5:35, archived)

i think you want

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 5:43, archived)

Yeah it's on links too.

I guess /talk is next.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 May 2011, 6:04, archived)

yeah, he'd get more exposure on talk

i'd definitely recommend putting it on there

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 6:07, archived)

and whatayaknow i have a pic for that too

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 6:22, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 May 2011, 6:00, archived)

here's my entry

Yusuf_DontPanic is a CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 6:18, archived)

Suck my fucking dirty ring piece

Alternatively contact rob and offer us decent prizes

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 23 May 2011, 6:36, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:44, archived)

right on!!

or something

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 May 2011, 9:10, archived)

Everybody's probably gone bed now...

But have this anyway.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:07, archived)

That, sir,

is just fucking awesome!
Woo to you
(edit) - Likes

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:08, archived)

Thank you! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:13, archived)

hahahaha

This is FP worthy *clicks hard*

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FIEND, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:12, archived)

hahaha superb

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 May 2011, 1:13, archived)

~~superb~~ herb soup

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FIEND, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:16, archived)

~~herb~~ miso soup

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:17, archived)

wtf is MISO?

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FIEND, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:19, archived)

Japanese soup.

Rather nice I must say.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:19, archived)

Smells a bit fishy to me

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:26, archived)

I don't think I've had the fish version.

Or maybe I have... there's a soy version too I think.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:30, archived)

You're right.

I've only ever had miso once, and it was the base of a fish-centered concoction.
But a simple wikipedia glimpse shows me that miso is indeed fuck-all to do with fish.
I do beg your pardon.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:42, archived)

miso soup

is made from fermented bean curd, but tastes like Quorn on the rag
it's fucking disgusting
edit: plus not one of you went for the obvious joke of

miso horny!

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:43, archived)

A picture would help, but

b'dum tssssh! anyway.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:50, archived)

Don't know how I missed that one. D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:52, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10428970

(herman:D, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:11, archived)

lol

i'm wasted but this has topped off my night.
Cheers Herman:D

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:19, archived)

me too

we need a 'high 5' button

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:04, archived)

Oh boy!

Wi' ya shopping' and a bopping.

Spot on

(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:27, archived)

Beautiful :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:31, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!!

Fantastic!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:39, archived)

haha

wtf was the original? that's very fucking risky for the disney channel no matter how innocent it was intended to be.

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FIEND, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:06, archived)

A "custard pie" has been an acceptable staple since the very beginning of moving pictures.

C'mon, keep up!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:10, archived)

where the hell is the pie?

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FIEND, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:28, archived)

Bill ate it during the warm-up.

It was pretty dull to watch, and we're just looking at the money shot here.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:36, archived)

lolwhut

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:33, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 May 2011, 5:59, archived)

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:04, archived)

after the initial shock

it would seem that she likes that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:06, archived)

can we please give this man a prize?

(Drunkbot Proto-Kermit was a coffee-loving sadist, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:47, archived)

Hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaa

Coffee/monitor combo teim

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:15, archived)

Stoat on a coat on a goat in a boat on a moat...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:53, archived)

seams like you've contracted Seussitis

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:55, archived)

time i was abed.

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:06, archived)

A life without Seussitis is a life barely worth living.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:20, archived)

We're gonna need a bigger one of all these things

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:56, archived)

I would love to see the film in which Rob Scheider decided he and his companions need a bigger stoat

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:00, archived)

Floating in a moat!

I can hardly see the goat's scrote! You should take note.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:56, archived)

What she wrote ^

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:02, archived)

If it was movie it would also need to be rotoscoped.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:13, archived)

Seamsgoat

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:58, archived)

askhally kinna bindun

Great Minds and all that :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:07, archived)

That's better

That is Beaumaris Castle, (see below post)

They even got tactical swans there, vicious bastards they are.

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:07, archived)

All it needs now is TOAP

on a stoat on a coat on a goat in a boat on a moat.

(Testicles just for you, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:12, archived)

Wait a minute

That's not Beaumaris Castle... that's a fake.

Shouldn't there be a bridge or something?

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:05, archived)

...and a shark?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 May 2011, 2:01, archived)

silly pedro

there's no sharks in Beaumaris, they're kids on the beach with snorkels

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 2:32, archived)

Bin laden compound

according to panorama they had a cow so they where self sufficiant.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:24, archived)

Attack of the 50ft cow!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:27, archived)

I know, how they didnt spot that keeping them self suffiant, I don't know,

however, one scab could put you in burgers for a month!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:28, archived)

Yes but are they burgers or is the mutant giant cow actually cooking up cow pats

in revenge, revenge for being their slave!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:30, archived)

hahaha

i think my mind just got pissed on

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:31, archived)

I just wanna know the logistics of milking the bastard!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:32, archived)

just like bell-ringing

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:33, archived)

campanologylols

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:37, archived)

i was going to use the word "campanology"

but i thought the better of it.

i don't know why.

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:38, archived)

maybe you realised

only a few of us would be sad enough to know what it means :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:41, archived)

I had to Google to remind me what it meant

I was expecting it to be Graham Norton related but apparently it's about Bells.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:44, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:49, archived)

wait

what's that cow cooking? is it cooking burgers and steaks??????? i know bin laden was sick, but forcing a cow to cannibalism is going too far, even for him!

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:31, archived)

No one said the cow was cooking for HIMSELF!

this isn't to scale, but there was turf somewhere delivered once a week for the cow to chew on.... thats not suspicious is it?
town centre, 12 foot re-enforced concrete walls, no windows to see in and a delivery to keep the cow going once a week.... nothing to see here, move along.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:34, archived)

them burgers better be halal

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:36, archived)

They go to all that detail in telling us the height of the walls

and yet they don't draw the cow to scale the evil bastards!!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:37, archived)

they've drawn him disturbingly pale, too

either he's albino or he's horribly under-nourished because the only thing they give him to eat are chunks of beef :(

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:38, archived)

No wonder they called it the Axis of Evil!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:39, archived)

Sounds like a place just round the corner from me, to be honest

There's a few people with American accents and bad fake beards in a flat over the road, too, always staring through binoculars. It's just part of life.

Also, that poor cow :( That's like forcing us to cook babies :(

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:37, archived)

so cooking babies is wrong?

*burns cookbook*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:39, archived)

Don't burn the cookbook you have it on too high a heat

gently simmer it in a nice marinade.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:41, archived)

just had lovely soup

consisting of chicken stock, black pepper, soy sauce, fennel, garlic, coriander, rice noodles, cucumber, lettuce, green pepper and a giant shitload of chillies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:44, archived)

You're a better cook than I

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:45, archived)

it's really easy

and very light. just threw everything into a pan for 5 minutes. the prep takes longer than the cooking.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:49, archived)

It can't take more than 5 minutes to open a tin!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:50, archived)

i don't eat from tins

i cook everything from fresh ingredients, except bread.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:52, archived)

I didn't know you could get tinned bread!

I know i'm taking the piss here, but Aldi do sell bread in tins, you have to roll them out and bake them, but they are little bread rolls!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:58, archived)

seen those

apparently, they're quite nice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:01, archived)

they are, but don't forget you have them in the fridge

once past the useeby date, they, er, explode a bit!

was picking dough out the fridge for weeks

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:02, archived)

pffff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:05, archived)

Now this is something I did today was to bake a loaf of bread

all made and kneaded by hand and baked in the oven - we have a breadmaker but it doesn't taste the same.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:58, archived)

tried making my own bread

just can't get it right, always turns out too doughy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:00, archived)

You need to bake it for about 20-25 minutes in a medium/hot preheated oven (Gas mark 6)

you can always tell when it's cooked throughout by tapping the bottom of the loaf if it sounds hollow it's done.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:10, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:22, archived)

We are so gonna to get superinjunctioned

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:28, archived)

yep

i'm looking forward to rob being interviewed on the news about it all.

oh, wait.

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:32, archived)

hahaha it's the rapture!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:38, archived)

Who is this, and why is he here?

not 100% sure but like the superinjunctions being pissed on.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:01, archived)

Well, my name's Michael, and I'm still here because not enough people have told me to fuck off yet

... oh, wait

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:04, archived)

*ahem*

he is ryan, and because he's not meant to be here

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:11, archived)

i've no idea who that character is so thx to Hummel

no thx to fucking flash cs5. a bug would colour every shape just plain black so i had to stitch different screenshots together in photoshop. WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS : C adobe made flash crap. anyone good a warzed copy of flash 8 ololo im just kidding

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:18, archived)

CHOCCY®

Right tell me what ones I have missed...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:02, archived)

I am beginning to question your mental health.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:05, archived)

"Chasing the chocolate"

Run, Dairy Milk Caramel!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:14, archived)

will there be

a wallpaper-size version of this?
(EDIT)
por favor?

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:15, archived)

bournville is awesome

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:06, archived)

Fantastic, as usual.

You've got all my favourites, so no complaints here.

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enceladus, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:07, archived)

I didn't htink Caramac was chocolatey...

and you missed out M&Ms

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:08, archived)

M&MS!!!!! Damn you.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:09, archived)

M&Ms arent strictly speaking a chocolate bar

Cadburys Fruit & Nut?

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 23:11, archived)

Apendix A

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:11, archived)

i stand corrected sir

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 23:13, archived)

Neither's Turkish Delight

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:12, archived)

turkish delight is perfumed pink shit

and it's not delightful.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:14, archived)

This may or may not be a matter of discussion

but it's certainly not a chocolate bar.

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:22, archived)

It's quite bar shaped.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:23, archived)

Hmmm

Not the Turkish Delight I've got in my mind.

Maybe I'm thinking of something totally different, like Smarties or something.

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:24, archived)

I'm thinking of this one...

collaboration.cadbury.com/allaboutus/ourbrands/PublishingImages/Turkish%20Delight.jpg

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:26, archived)

i was thinking things closer to this:

www.sweetmasters.com/images/turkish_delight.jpg

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:28, archived)

aaaaaaaaaah

Both vile, but I see now.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:29, archived)

I do, however, withdraw my complaint

Your periodic table of chocolate still stands

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:30, archived)

also sold on that website:

www.sweetmasters.com/images/adult.jpg

BUMS

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boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:29, archived)

you missed the cock :)

(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:32, archived)

if i were forced to classify it

i would put it down as soap

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:25, archived)

Old Jamacia :D

I like the classics

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:16, archived)

Old Jamacia was on the B-list, along with the other classy chocolates (Green and Blacks etc)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:24, archived)

and rolos

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:11, archived)

and Fry's Chocolate Cream

(And it's various varieties)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:13, archived)

Yes I'm fat, why do you ask?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:13, archived)

wait I'm blind, Fry's is there

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:14, archived)

Fry's is on there, second row, right hand side

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:13, archived)

Fry's Orange Cream isn't though

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:15, archived)

Interesting....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:27, archived)

And Riesen

Also: Hersheys? They taste like vomit but I hear they're rather popular across the pond.

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:13, archived)

Creme Egg doesn't appear in the appendix either

hell you could just do a table of non-bar-form chocolately goodness.

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:16, archived)

B side.

Kinder eggs

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:18, archived)

eggs are a whole new ball game.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:18, archived)

I broke a tooth on a Riesen once, in france, and I didnt like it.

Therefore I didnt include it.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:23, archived)

Woosome

Click

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 23:10, archived)

Do they still make Echos?

I miss Nestle Double Cream :(

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:10, archived)

I love all your information graphics-type gubbins :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:13, archived)

Thank you, I do like making gubbins :)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:26, archived)

This is making me fat just looking at it!!!!!

:D superb

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:15, archived)

Ooh

Toblerone

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:17, archived)

DAMN YOU!!!!!

EDIT/ It's in there now, but to the cost of the Walnut Whip which I think it's fair to drop from the bar section.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:18, archived)

Oh did you ninja that?

I thought I just had a stroke.

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:27, archived)

Ninja'd

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:28, archived)

at least walnut whips don't poke you up the nose when you try to eat them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:29, archived)

I really like these. They are great.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:35, archived)

Fry's Turkish Delight

...does this count as a bar?

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:37, archived)

The transision chocolates

Club
Club Mint
Club Raisin
etc....

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 23 May 2011, 2:02, archived)

Get this printed

Flog.
Profit.
I want 10% :)

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:41, archived)

Caramac is not chocolate

Please look at EU regulations on coco solid content allowing you to call it chocolate, caramac clearly prides itself on not being a chocolate bar and doesn't even make claims to be chocolate flavoured (less then 18% coco solids).

It really shouldn't appear on the chart.

Other than that, its all good.

/end rant.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:26, archived)

Always figured this would be better as a slasher movie

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:42, archived)

yes

yes it would.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:58, archived)

Leave it, Grant!

she's not worth it.

(

enceladus, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:03, archived)

(

Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:28, archived)

Coming to a cinema near you in the next 9 months

Pending superinjunctions

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 22 May 2011, 22:38, archived)

hahhahhha...wonderful

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 22:42, archived)

pfffffffft

*wipes monitor*

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 23 May 2011, 1:19, archived)

...

Ninja'd...but only for the glaring GANSTER, I have no excuse.
the size has been reduced from a modest 63kb to a measely 40ish. The image should now meet with Micto's stringent quality control. :)
NInja'd again....upped it from 40 to 60kb reduced image dimensions and upped the pixels...VOILA!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 22:10, archived)

what the fuck is this?

Massive picture hour?!

edit: also, 'GANSTER'?

edit2: ta!

edit3: no issues with filesize, merely having to scroll for a month to read the rest of the board ;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:13, archived)

It's an epic film ;)

"You're a big post, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:15, archived)

still prefer the italian job

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:15, archived)

That's ok for the fun aspect but Get Carter is far more stylish

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:16, archived)

could never get into it myself

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:17, archived)

caught a bit of Alfie last night

had to turn it off halfway through, was rubbish

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:19, archived)

can't stand that film

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:19, archived)

Me neither that was awful

the whole talking to the camera was very off-putting

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:21, archived)

it wasn't that for me

it was the dated attitudes

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:24, archived)

That as well

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:27, archived)

Dated is not necessarily bad.

Just look at Bedazzled ... still a fine film.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:29, archived)

not seen that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:33, archived)

JULIE ANDREWS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEtfJ916Y2w

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:35, archived)

that's brilliant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:34, archived)

It killed Kuffs for me.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:26, archived)

it was just shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:27, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10429107

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:28, archived)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:35, archived)

I visited the famous multi-storey carpark

Before they knocked it down (obviously)

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

A pedant writes....

You're a big post, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

(Sorry.)

(

Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

Yeah noticed after a quick google

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

Yeah

Mine just looks odd now.... :D

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:19, archived)

No it just makes mine look ninja'd

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:20, archived)

Ab shedob.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:20, archived)

Isn't that the spider in Return of the King ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:22, archived)

no, that's shelob

yet another time where sam has to save frodo's life

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:26, archived)

I know I know Shelob is one of the daughters of Ungoliant

I'd love for them to have a stab at filming The Silmarillions if not the entire thing which would be impossible but at least the tale of Beren and Luthien

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:32, archived)

here's where i have to admit

i haven't actually read it :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:37, archived)

I'd give you the link to a YouTube video of the story but you can't view YouTube

which is a pity it's a lovely story.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:52, archived)

i'm really going to have to

get round to reading it one of these days

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:55, archived)

If you don't have the time to read The Simarillion I'd recommend buying

The unfinished tales by christopher tolkien and you can go straight to The Tale of Beren and Luthien.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:06, archived)

time i have

it's motivation i lack

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:09, archived)

No, that's Boris

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:42, archived)

no, it's MASSIVE PICTURE SUNDAY!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:21, archived)

I debated with myself for such a long time about the size. too small and the magazine quotes are illegible.

too large and risk a jolly old rogering from the board. Make the magazine quotes larger and spoil the layout. The original posters format is wonderful, gave me real manwood.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 22:42, archived)

(Gets Microscope)

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:14, archived)

surely a loupe would be more appropriate?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:17, archived)

Loupes of fury

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:23, archived)

mikel cane ganster

(Tsukamaro Kimura bully service:good price, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:17, archived)

Doin' the ganster mash

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:34, archived)

I remember UCI cinemas....

and Yes I am aware that I just said "I remember United Cinemas International Cinemas".... I also say ATM machines.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:19, archived)

that's quality!

(

Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:20, archived)

The ISS called.

They say it looks nice. Seriously though, it's good.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:22, archived)

please remove that light on the gun

it looks pretty ugly / look it was some toothpaste commercial. also great fucking film. love it and roy budd is the shit! one of the best soundtracks ever

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:25, archived)

i think the sparkle is part of the joke

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:28, archived)

Is Hummel having a joke?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:29, archived)

also

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsqCo7WQ-aY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:29, archived)

fantastic - cheers for that.

their version of the Joe 90 theme is ace, too:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUMm7C-Hpmo&feature=related

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enceladus, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:54, archived)

Check out his sterling work on 'Who Dares Wins'

It's on a fruit based download site under it's US release title 'The final Option'

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:34, archived)

Yeah? Ready when you are, Caine.

Nice tagging BTW!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:29, archived)

Why is an angry woman with a gun so arousing to me?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:40, archived)

Subliminal pube awareness

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:45, archived)

Because the internet is made up from men

who can't tell issues from tissues.

That was nearly very clever.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:49, archived)

Or at least a touch Austin Powers

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:07, archived)

one of the best drawings on deviant art

by a spanish guy who goes by the name "cowboy-lucas". I just had to post it because it's too good.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:30, archived)

hahah

that's ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:32, archived)

Has he finally had enough of the noisy little Pesci next door? :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:33, archived)

haha

yep - that's very good indeed.

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enceladus, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:55, archived)

For some reason

I figured Mr Caine would need a larger pot plant.

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Ratsta, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:56, archived)

oh its long just pretty tiny

that's what the fence or whatever it is for

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:20, archived)

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