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# It's quiet..... what's it called where you are from?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# cheese roll
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Answer from a crusted source there....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Cheese & Chutney Bun
is what I would call it.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Your from up north I bet bet.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Yes originally.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Cheese sandwich
Or cheese roll. Or Megacheesetronkilla of DOOM. Depends who you speak to.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# But if I was ordering in a sandwich/bakery type shop
It would probably be a cheese roll
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# I'll remember Megacheesetronkilla of DOOM for the next time I'm in greggs...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# It's in the way you make 'em...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# most definitly a Cob
2nd only to Jam Butties up here
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# yay for cobs and butties I say..!!
Do you think I'll get a front page?...!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# yah!
we can get you as far as the popular page, after that it's unknown country my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Haha... I did it as a joke before I'd ever read what you put down there...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# tag it man!
before it goes viral

EDIT:


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha... I wish i would have done it horizontal now... I'm sick of scrolling through it...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Manchester=
Cheese barmcake.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# That's what my mate called them when here came down here from up there...!!
A few strange looks he got in the sandwich shops the first couple of times he asked...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Cob?
Well... it certainly ain't bread. That is a roll you have there.

A cob is a male swan. Or part of "corn on the cob". And many many other things... but ain't bread.

Strange Northerners and their weird language. (And that includes you lot in London)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Haha... certainly regional...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Cheese on a Breadcake - Sheffield
or a cheese buttie
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Butties yay..!!.. mate from Machester also used to say breadcake....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# We have proper breadcakes in Yorkshire
Those Mancs lot are all Barmcakes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# yes..it's a cob....and yes, it has different names
next
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# How many different names planet wide....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# fuck knows
but probably there's a thread/group on Flickr where people post pictures of bread they've baked/whatever(there's one for puddings n' things ffs)....they might be able to help you in your quest.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)
# I don't actually care... I was just getting the board moving and chatting for a bit of fun...
Ignore the thread or me if you don't like it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I don't actually care either,hence my initial response
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
# A cheese cob
(im not from nottingham)

PS - is your misspelt username intentianal?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I did know how to spell invisible.... but spell checked it anyway..... it confirmed it was invisible....
then when i joined i typed invisable instead... and it seemed to piss people off or amuse them or they just couldn't understand why i didn't edit it... so I decided to keep it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Ostsmörgås.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Now that's one I could get my tongue round...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Frühstück.
Aber sie hat mein Fleisch vergessen.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# sarnage
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# haha I vote this as it covers all bread related meal snacks :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Yay.. I love this one... we do call them sarnnies were we are too...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Not a fucking clue
Sandwich, roll, bap, breadcake, whatever the fuck I want to call it.

I live in Leeds and have done for years, and haven't found a consensus. Breadcake I think. (But my folks are from Hull and Leicester so I've been saying bap and cob for long enough).

If I go to a sandwich shop, I ask for the contents, it's naturally assumed it will arrive in a form of bread.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Call it lunch and have done :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Exactly.
Meat? - Check.
Cheese? - Check.
Bread? - Present and correct.
Salad? - Who the fuck am I, Subway-man?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# haha salad is fer wimps!
meat, bread, cheese jobsagood'un
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# meat wrapped in cheese
dont bother with all this bread rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# nothing wrong with salad.
except onion. do not want.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)
# As long as your filling is filling...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# May in interrupt this broadcast
to suggest a game of Isketch?


It's been that long since I've played that I've just had to download Shockwave.

B3ta room open!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# and May in interrupt this broadcast
To say I went to Mosons tonight. I bet you lot can't wait till RPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# A Twat
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Love to ask for that in subway....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# do it
I'd like a large twat with extra cheese
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# it's fucking cheese on bread.
elbows off the table! And don't talk with your mouth full.
/turned into my dad blog.
(well, i think he's my dad)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# And you don't gat any pudding untill you've finished....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)
# lovely cheesey
baps
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Baps is very carry on ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Cob Cheese
* which rhymes with Knob Cheese...

Wins all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Knobs on baps sounds better..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Queer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Nexr months special at greggs sorted there then.. !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# depends upon the bread.
That in your picture is a crusty cob. If it were on a soft roll then roll, bun, bap or barmcake. If it's on a quarter French stick then a Vienna unless it's on a baguette where of course it's called a baguette. It could be on ciabatta too. Usually it's a cheese roll though.
Unless I was ordering it where it would be called ham salad on white barm, extra onions, English mustard and no mayo. Or cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Well I pity the poor sod that has to write that lot on the board that goes outside the shop..! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Eh?
" If it's on a quarter French stick then a Vienna " - that don't even make sense. Vienna is in Austria. So is Austria 25% of a France? Yet they speak German. Or is it something to do with Ultravox? I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# look, I don't make the rules.
That's just what my local sandwich shop says when you order. "On a roll or a Vienna"? The Vienna turns out to be a portion of Frnch stick, the soft sort. I don't know where the bread comes from to be fair. I doubt prophylactics are made in France either.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# cheese role
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# And your boots and motorcycle.... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# cheese roll
(herman:D, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# An oassis sandwich....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:11, archived)
# 'Unfinished'
Where's teh Branston?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Haha... I'm just on the toilet making it..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)
# A really shit dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahaha... best answer so far.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)
# had to get this one out my bloody head

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# \o/
Big Mac Strikes Again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# :) you sod
where were you when I needed you
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Girlfriend in a cola.
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I know it's Clover
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Shoplifters of the world unite!
Sterling work.

Stretch Out And Waitrose...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
# i dont know any morrissey songs, so i dont get the joke of this
i can imagine its quite good though.
Stack em on top of each other if youre after bully's special frontpage prize
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
# never!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# integrity
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# already flattened the bloody layers
more like :(
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Chop up the .jpg
for great justice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# oh go on then , but only because it's you



resized for FP
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Haha... perfect....!!
You used a blender...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# photoshop
..wearing the boxing gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)
# At least you've had 6 front pages already..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# monkeon must be shitting himself
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Hahahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I keep thinking how funny
it would be if everyone posted their pics on the main board too big for the FP ...for a few weeks ...or months... just slighly over , like 411 pixels, just wide enough to cause maximum frustration for the mods. so tantilisingly close but not narrow enough pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Now there's an idea
Ive always thought that the image space for FPs could be at least 300 pixels wider. We dont need all that wide text. I never read it!

Seems you have the 'prime time slot' here - no-ones posted a new image for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# we should knock a badge up quick
and pass them round, start a mutiny before they know what's happening


EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
# they resize them
the picture of chewie shitting I did the other day was 600 wide, but for some reason they liked it so squashed it down to 400
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Cor.. they might resize mine then...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# ha right
bollocks, quick everyone back to their beds... was only joking Mods no hard feelings eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha..... this will piss them right off.. !! ;-)
www.b3ta.com/board/10524709
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# this post brought to you by the letters H and A
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# I so hope his gets FPd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, brilliant
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)
# haha
oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# MORR
I don't get it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I have to say
I don't particularly either?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I love Morrises and it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# wahey
class
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# He's very contradictive.
He once said every day was like Sunday; silent and grey.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# That's because his dead Granny was called 'Sunday'
* to soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Haha, well played :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Heh, spot the deliberate mistake...
(Or, alternatively, RIS)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# there's a cure for that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# isn't the one on the left Friday I'm in Love by The Cure?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Yes. but it is Friday...
...and I am in love!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Haha... his lyrics weren't as optomistic as queens "In only seven days"...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
# * googles
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Can't belive you've not heard it....
www.elyrics.net/read/q/queen-lyrics/in-only-seven-days-lyrics.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Not from the RHPS then?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# *confuseds*
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Haha... I'v been there... I was looking for a cob, and then I found a cob, but heaven knows I was miserably in the aisle
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Edit... I just thought the name "COB" may bit a bit too regional, and just googled it...
It doesn't even show up on google....

A cob is the name of a bread roll... In fact where I live, they don't really sell rolls at all at sandwich shops... one would always ask for a cheese cob ect....

I think it is probably a word only used in the midlands.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# haha
yep the end of a roll isn't it? always had to fight with my granddad over it, up t'north (used in north west too)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# haha... at least you and me understand...!! sod the rest of the internet that insn't within a 40 mile radius of us.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Nope
I've heard it used in That London.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Maybe more comman now that people are traveling more.....
What does one ask for where you are if one wants the equevlent of a cob/roll/bap ?

Edit.... I bet it's a bun?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Just say "Yo!" a lot and point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Sweetcorn And Tender Hooligan
Peas, Peas, Peas, Let Me Get What I Want

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Girlfiend?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# you couldn't keep it to yourself could you
smart arse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# hahahahahahah, nicely
plus November spawned a Monster Munch
and the classic Everyday is like Sundaes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# pfffft
tempted to do a lucas re-edit and stick those in now
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I can't help but think the man himself would approve
(Lucas or Morrissey, take your pick)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# I AM NOT A GIRL !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# BOOM - Fine super segments
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha
this is how I want to go out
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# O_o
right up the gooch!

off to shops for japes, ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)
# haha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)
# this joke isnt funny anymore
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# It's stuff like this that makes me come back to B3ta
WYH^10

B3ta: there is a joke and it never goes out
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha.
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# he's some neck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Nice to see he looks better after the surgery......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# HE FUCKING LOVES MARS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
#
mars Arrakis
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# "He's more neck now, than man... Flabby and evil"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# NEEDS MORE NECKBEARD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# You just can't get decent stormtroopers anymore...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# "Hi honey! I'm back from a hard day's jedi shooting! HAHAHA you wouldn't beleive what happened today..."
etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# He was put in charge of finding the secret flans to the death star....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# pffft
and more realistic than those bloody new cgi monkey men he stuck in at the end of THX (the nobber)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# * something something, about a neck
Lols
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# NECKGOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# He's got some neck!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# some neck, he's got
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# neck, has he.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# RUBBAFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)
# NECK SOUNDS GREAT
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Don't think I've seen anyone do this yet...


Had to get it out of my head.
(jesseventura, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# pull up a stool,shop a benefit cheat
ashally-don't.....that's a cunt's game :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I recently visited an Aldi supermarket to do a little bit of shopping.....
On looking at the cereals they had for sale.....

I spotted one called "Benefit"

I don't know if the name of this cereal was discribing the health virtues of the product.....

Or pointing out the customer demographic...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Heh, yes. I've seen them.
They're called "Benefit Flakes". Which is amusing, in a bitter kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Haha... didn't see the flakes bit.....
Just saw the benefit bit and Pfftttt'd as I passed by....

Best thing I ever got from Aldi was an £80 espresso machine for £30..!

Spend a little... sit there vibrating a lot due to caffien intoxication..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# someone took this idea to the next level
http://www.benefitbanquet.com/

a critique of some not so wholesome treats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Oh, I fucking love this!
"the Feldhues Group, ‘Your specialists for children’s character meat sausage’, which I’m sure you will agree is good to know, if you want to feed your child character meats."

Bloody hell!

And, I reckon, slices of Billy Bear are quite a Disco meat...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# them's no slices o me, man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Haha... I'd never have guessed Billy Bear was so shit..!!
I eat Asda smart price Muesli... but that's because it's exactly what it should be....oats, wheat flakes, sutanas and almonds with no added salt or sugar or other shit in it... It's great and £1.00 a KG
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I do think the food hating guy may have lead a very lucky culinary life...
compared to many :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# i read that as 'Bennett flakes'
what a wondrous thing that would be.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# tl; dr
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue494/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Still one of our classiest TOAPs after two millennia...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# .......yeah...must've taken him hours to make.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# the original commandments were TOAT
pity no one could read around that time..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Simplicity, old chap.
And elegance. Restraint. Understatement. Tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Don't hate the player
Hate the game
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha!..........................................................................nice sig btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Hahha
I'd forgotten I did that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 8:00, archived)
# woo
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Yay! The weekend is here :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Hooray for the newsletter
Thanks rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Best Top Tip
Ever
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] got wood?


Click for bigger (284 kb)
(Raol Duke, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# You really need to climb those two and put sods of turf on the flat bits of their heads.. so it grows like hair.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# 911 push puppet souvenir


Click for bigger (50 kb)

too soon ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha,
very droll.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# It's not even been 10 years, you sick barsteward
I might click, but it'll be an ANGRY click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I know I'm going to Hull for it
but I clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)
# This
(herman:D, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# ace idea
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't see that this has bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Really now...
Awaits fatty wanking...

Oops wrong thread
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# you didn't look at this mornings posts then?
www.b3ta.com/board/10524140
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# So what's all this nerd rage about then?
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I'd love this to turn out to be some A grade trolling from the big man.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahah! Genuine Office Lol!
have a *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# The goitre has taken over
Lucas is no longer in control
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# That's no goitre!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
#
*EDIT: Now with added Happyspoon!*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I shudder to think what kind of twisted hentai monstrosities you watch in the wee small hours, taters...
...feeding that imagination like it's a bloated, sun-starved giant albino maggot...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Its from Akira. Surely youve seen that.....??
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Not enough times to be able to make head nor tail what's bleedin' well supposed to be going on!
Anyway, can't you take a compliment? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# That's ok
18-20 years, some farmboy will come looking for him and together they can go save the galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# sorry is there some Lucas related news
has he re-re-released Star Wars with extra Jar-Jar or something?

What year is it? WHO'S THE PRESIDENT??
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I'm saving my money...
...apparently the head of Goerge Lucas is re-releasing it on holosuite force-feedback edition for only 4000 credits in the year 2418.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# should have turned his face upside down
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
This made me laff very suddenly, triggering a lovely, productive coughing fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# I watched episodes 4 and 5 on blu ray
last night and barely noticed the changes apart from all the CGI which is an improvement. Mind you the last time I saw them was in the cinema on release day. I'll be watching jedi tonight (fell asleep to it last night). But that's it. Episodes 1, 2 and 3 can fuck right off for the kiddies to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
c'mon folks
we want jokes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I haven't seen any news for days. What's happening in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Kennedy was shot.
JF, not Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# OK. Cheers.
*Crosses JFK off Christmas card list*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Charles *took* a shot or two though
Mostly whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# He was turned down for the Wash & Go ads
...because he liked to take two bottles into the shower

ithankyow, try the veal, etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# My knob's 12"
I don't like to use it as a rule
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I said Hershey bars were nice, this statment makes me thick, as I'v just eaten one, and it tastes like sick
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# That's the consensus in my office too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Yer... I remember have a bit of it years ago... and thinking how really nice it was...
I was chatting on board saying this a while ago... however I bought a full bar from adsa yesterday and have just eaten it... every mouthfull I was going Jeeez it tastes like sick, I'm sure of it... but how...

I just did a search to read my orignall conversation... and in the first page of results for hershey... there is just comment after comment about how it tates like sick...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# American confectionary seems to be very hit-and-miss for me...
Some of them:

Reeses peanut cups - awesome
Twinkies - excellent
Milk Duds - disappointing
Butterfingers - ok, nothing special
Hersheys - nasty
Hershy's cookies and Cream - not that bad, but not that good, either
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Agreed on Reese's peanut cups & Milk Duds
I never did manage to find a Twinkie when I was in America for a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# You joking....
I thought they were like as ubiquitous as mister krippling..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I really liked them, although I get the feeling it's one of those things a lot of people will hate - it's perhaps a bit *synthetic* if that makes any sense
I could be wrong ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Reeses do a peanut and caramel bar that is nice.... can't remember what its called....
As I said.. I had couple of pieces of hersheys years ago and was like wow really nice.. just eaten a bar now.... and literally thought I must be imagining the taste..."How could it sell for so many years if it tastes like sick" I thought, but then reading the comments on search, loads of other people say exactly the same.. sick sick sick..!!

Not had any of the others you mentioned ... appart from the peanut cups.. which I thought were OK.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I'll have to look out for the reeses bars!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Just looked... they're called "reese's nutrageous"
I get them from Sainsbury's

www.google.co.uk/search?q=reese%27s+nutrageous&hl=en&safe=off&biw=800&bih=449&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=oQNhTtCPMMy48gOA273rDw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CA4Q_AUoAQ
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Folk On for mainstage @ Greenbelt 2012!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road
because it had AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# DUBSTEP ISN'T JUST MUSIC. IT'S "WUB WUB WUB" TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# 4 EVA IN ARE SUBZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Why did the pervert cross the road?
His knob was stuck in the chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Oh yes?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Oops!
Soz :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# The world's premiere Colonel Gadaffi fanzine
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# haha ^this one^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I wish someone would tell me why the pervert crossed the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Because his knob was stuck in the pervert whose knob was stuck in the chicken.
Think Human Centipede.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# was AIDS involved at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# It was the main talking point at the enquiry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ... In the Court of King Caractacus
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
*keyboard narrowly escapes death by tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Edinburgh tram driver gets confused; attempts U turn on tracks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Not making the effort since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Internet – "GADDAFI IS IN UR CEILING"
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I'm a Lybian bussinessman and have $200,000,000,000 oil contract to share
Please send £2,000,000 to pay customs
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Gaddafi spotted on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Top Tip
This week I was informed that Udder Cream for cows is much better than normal people skin cream.

*edit* to clarify- I haven;t tried this myself.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# B3ta anounces subscription price-rise for 2012, but fees will be frozen until 2014
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Please check with Happy Toast's lawyers before posting compo entries.
HT - I'm kidding, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Maldini The Great Contortionist...
...sadly dies in his own arms
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# My son needed a new school bag, but couldn't choose between a GI Joe or Barbie one
I think he's bisatchel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Now you're just not trying.
Tee hee hee. :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# TERRORISTS WITH SPEED CAMERAS GIVE YOUR HOUSE PRICE CANCER!!!
/Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# APPROVED BY ESTHER RANTZEN
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# 'KEEP YOUR SPACE JIZZ OUT OF OUT ATMOSPHERE' - NASA
(Maels, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# it's too late for me to read it at work so put what you like
something involving news from the last seven days normally goes down well
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# ^ this should win
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Why did the knob pervert the chicken?
Because the chicken had never had a knob stuck up him before while he was crossing the road and, despite the illegality of performing such acts on the public highway, he was hooked and there was no looking back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Isn't it some kind of temporal paradox you being here at the time of day?
Also: Alreet, Guv?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Anybody seeing this must think it's a negative reality inversion...
But nonetheless, to answer your second question, yes thanks. Hope you're alreet too.
Good heavens, aren't you looking dapper in that colossal hat, you sly old rogue or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# /talk mod wanted. Apply within
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# ^ another winnar
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Gadaffi media campaign to make himself a general is "shameless self promotion" say critics.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# very reasonably priced handmade Venetian masks for sale at clayed.blogspot.com
*upper caps
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# It's a bit like The Last Starfighter, only with crappier effects, but more plot.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Wait until George Lucas buys and releases it on Blu-Ray
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Steve Jobs wasn't broken, he was just holding Apple wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Messing with famous film trilogies is a complete No... Nooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Rolf Harris shot in Lucas mix-up
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Gadaffi apparently spotted in Celeb Big Brother house, here's a map rebels get bombing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Gaddafi found dead in crashed van – Michael J Fox arrested at scene
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Where did Gaddafi keep his armies? No really, where? He'd like to know too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Lucas unapologetic for new Micky Mouse cameo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Put it back! I liked that other one :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# You say Gaddafi, I say Gaddarfi
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# FREE NIPPLE CLAMPS WITH EVERY ISSUE
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Just send back your name and address,
and Rob or Fraser will personally come round to your house and give 'em a bit of a tweak.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Not got a big enough ranch? Well there's always Blu-Ray.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# 9/11 - FOREVAH IN owR HARTSz
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Notting Hill arrests carried out with minimal carnival.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# ha!
glass hopper

*edit* sorry - that's just razy lascism
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# It doesn't look like he loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# OH NOES!

Zap.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# why is the one who isn't an anthropomorphic animal with tits so fat now?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# To make him more realistic I think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Biggest PFFFT of the day
You bad man
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# something to do with squirrels with tits
no, really!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Lack of exercise.
Since he had his Stannah installed, he tends to perform a somewhat different activity on his stairs now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# *awaits happytoast gif*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Oooh, Felicia!
Yiff yiff

Yaya? Isnt she that nice cosplay lady with the large bosom? I approve!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
#
Maybe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# i dont know who would win in a sexy asian babe cosplay war
Her, or Vampy here...
vampbeauty.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d43fek0
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I think the answer is "us".
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# \o/
*Wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# OwO
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Fuckin Hell....
* Fwaps like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# OM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# oh noes, Daleks with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# they already have tits!
Lots and lots of them
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# ahem



rp 4802765
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You said Coconuts!
* Quick - Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# very nice
must be tits and ass o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# TITS AND ASS FRIDAY!
/talk board crossover mania

i'd contribute, but im supposed to be working
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Oh no!
I hope she has regenerating health in those.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# dont worry - its only a blast of the fat bloke's spunk
JJ spelt 'exterminate' wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# You're putting filthy ideas in my head!
Must not request it... must not reque...

Waiting for fatty wanking gif
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# always a pleasure to see this :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Hahah :) no JJ post is complete without this!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha.. love this....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# inb4cen...
Oh darn.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# QUUIIIIEEEEET!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Why?
Is the Pope about to speak?

Have I fallen through a time vortex and it's Remembrance Day again?

Are we in a library, or are *you* in a library?

Are we practicing meditation techniques?

ANSWER ME!

/Simon Quinlank - King of Hobbies blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# *Drinks weak lemon drink*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# The Deri Air derrière
chuffed with how well this is shaping up , thought I'd share


going to use molds of it for all the bottom halves of the stewardesses and space vixen Wanda dolls

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# She looks feisty !
Well, it was inevitable, really...

Nice WIP, sir.

*edit: I'm becoming increasingly concerned about the 'head on a pike' going on in the background here...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# she seems a bit muscly for my liking
but its ruddy nice. Wish i was good at this whole molding / sculpting lark. I could make more 3d printed figure copies that way.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I've seen your women
you can't fool me. you're a fellow chunky thigh enthusiast surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# yes, but in a curvy / fatty chunky way, not muscly.
Muscly women scare me somewhat. Chun li style chunky is ok though :-)
cghub.com/images/view/16073/

I bloody love that image :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# v.nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# WIth a little more bulbous muscle on them
they'd start to look like Crumb's women.
femalemuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/big-legs-crumb.gif
This one's more what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I do like some Crumb junk in the trunk
a life times worth of research pays off
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Shelf
The magazine for women with a radically forward pelvic tilt.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# He's got a cracking arse and legs
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Lifesize now please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Nice arse.

Fifth ... el-e-phant
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# That's the sort of bum a man could take home to meet his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Shaking buttcheeks action?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# To quote a friend... You could crack walnuts with those thighs ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I can crack walnuts with my fingers
the trick is to do them two at a time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# There are two walnut trees in my garden.....
The squirells eat the lot before they are ready for human consumption, but they manage to crack them open perfectly down the seam without damaging the rest of the shell.... how they do this I don't know
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# DAT ASS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Admitting defeat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# And they all lived happily ever after
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# "Plasterer's radio" lols
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ^ what she said
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Please post one of these every single morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# In retaliation?
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# why is it always text in your images?
Im not reading all that *flounces*

Isnt that Clansoul anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I'm glad someone didn't read it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Blumpkin?
*googles*


0_O


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Ahaha
This isn't Rob's first encounter with the blumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Blumming?
*googles*


O_0



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Where does it say blumming? o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Oh hell, I really shouldn't have googled that.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# It really is just an excuse to post filth
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I should have learnt by now ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# pffft :D how are you not banned yet?
queening? (i was never the same after someone explained what felching was to me)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# It's a chess move.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# good
let's leave it at that, everything's ok with the world again
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I just checked, and actually it seems to be a cross between wembling and glumping.
and actually it seems to be a cross between wembling and glumping.Takes all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# 'Attack On Baghdad' by Van Gogh
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Him and the Kaiser Chiefs
Soothsayers extraordinaire!

Bootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Ta missus!
:D \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Cor, that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Cheers Flowerpot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I like this.
It seemed appropriate, therefore, that I should avail myself of the sensibly-provided tick button marked with the very same formation of text.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Hai JP you smashin' loon \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Afternoon, young Ninj!
So, the question is: Should I go for a beer - And, if so*, which one should I try first... www.thecraftbeerco.com/

* if so?? who the fuck am I trying to kid?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Ooooh... pretty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Ta Moleyroleypoly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# ace
soothing and disturbing in equal measure
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# That is (insert adjective here)!
I don't have the ability to comment properly on this. Nor does Vincent.

Ie. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# HipHopHipHop



hello all - long time reader, first time bleeder!
(paulface, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# B3ta's first law of posting
read the fucking FAQs

(and use a spell checker)

edit - and welcome the the board
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Welcome! pull up a face swap, vector a portrait
Now if you could half the size of the file, it would be spendid. If you want tips on how to achieve that, please ask away, or go here, where we have experts standing by: www.b3ta.com/talk
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Oh, that's just cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Proper desklols here
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# So you like a large one...
Noon N00bie - Welcome to hell!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# PS: Needs more stripes and norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and loot a chair shop !
it's a little on the big size - best optimise it a bit or some of teh board members will get a bit shouty! Recommended sizes for files are in the FAQ :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Love it!
(/\ what they said with regard to size)

Take some kittens shopping... something about chairs... please don't leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Call 1-800 Howsmybandwidthcap
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# RKellyLOLs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] just for taters, I found a spoon trying to suck itself off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# But there is no spoon?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Haha!!!
Needs more death to that smug, annoying little twat.

Yes, I mean Keanu Reeves
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Aw
Look at him. He's trying so hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# how erotic!
Look like he's getting a nice back rub too.

Did you stop-motion this?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# it's a mixture of performance capture, high end cg and a hugely expensive and detailed set
that pebble on the left is 7ft across really
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Flying Weta over with those bobbly suits they use really paid off
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# blimey great job
did nicholas cage play the cock?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# :D
as always
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# *envies*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# *emvees*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# HaHa
Did he learn that trick from Uri Geller?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# He needs to lift his feet higher and get the weight of his legs to work on his spine curvature
I read somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# A serious case of Ladle-Vice
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# *releases the hounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Genius.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# uri geller
you sick fuck
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# been there.
*sympathyclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Catty loves froggy but froggy doesn't swallow....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!!!!
*clicks*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Outstanding!
1) Woo
2) Yay
3) Hooplah
4) ....
5) PANOWIE!

I really should make a less shit version of this...


Edit: Winner - now with less shiteness (shut it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# You missed out "Profit"
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Dammit!
That's where I've been going wrong all these years. Distributing my Hooplahs for nothing & my Panowies for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# TA beaucoup!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# :-D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha! Wonderful :) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Some spoonerism pie


Not everyday sexy, unless leeks do it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Damn those Welsh
is there nothing they won't phlegm over & eat?!

Edit: The Wasps Director of Rugby is called Dai Young. His parents are cruel fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)

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