b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39908 (Older | Newer)

# I overslept..
(acidgiant, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# i can't remember why i did this
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# reasons are over-rated!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# A well used sauce
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Holy flounce Batman!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Good flouncing, Huffman!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# See thats why Americas defensives failed...
How where those lights suppost to alert Batman in broad daylight!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] iiissseeeeewwwwuuuttttyyyooouuudddiiiidddttthhheeerrrreeee
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Welcome Noob
I see you've already got a chair and shopped a Kitten.

Your Tea will never leave
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# ta!
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# one more day, and your L plates will be gone! (i think)
Hope you stick around, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# yes!
it's gonna be fun, I hope b3ta stays around too, I didnt realise the internet had been going for ten years let alone you shower of bastards :D
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# hehe
scalding phone calls!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Ewww blackberry..
The stalkers choice!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
hahaha nice one!!
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr T's Travel Tranquilliser Tea
(Heurrgh The 'I don't do sigs' guy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Funny how this has been about the 20th Mr T image
But no-one has done a golf "tea" joke yet. Or a Tea-shirt. Or a Tea-Bone steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# i thought about t-shirt tea, but it would've been shit
but not as shit as golf
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] A tea compo? Why was I not informed?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# hahaah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# tea hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall place this here, to avoid ruining the birthday celebrations.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Oh, that's a beaut!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# the projectionist is
it at again
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Awesome.
That is all.

EDIT not quite all - congrats on a hugely well-deserved FP.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# COCKS WANK TWAT
...ummm, I mean woo.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# why do i feel a sudden urge to wank now?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
#
my evil plan has wanked! err worked
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# is there anyway to stop it?
i seem to be caught in a loop
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# undo your trousers fully before you start
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# kinky!
i may try that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# undo your trousers fully before you start
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Now I look like a right twat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# whaddya mean, "now"!
i was going to do this
b3ta.com/board/10533639
but the anti climax would've been unbearable

edit - you dirty ninja ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# /ninja telepath lols
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# :D
b3ta went mental for a moment, didn't post and then posted twice
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Simply wonderful!
*Hoooooj click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# yay! we;ve missed you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Use the telescopic sights, man!
How many times...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# but I was never gone
just lurking.. seems my hummus has run dry
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Pre-empted!
and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Hurrah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Corks!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahahah! That is utterly brilliant! *instaclick!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# *click* *click* *click* *click*
BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Kicks ass!
(schopt kont) clx!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Woo
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Hooray,
the button is back!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# lovely stuff as per usual!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Here's to another ten!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# candle day too
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Jesus, that looks like my brother.
:(
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Wow. Candles on the b3ta anniversary.
You must be special.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# He has licked from the
Plums of Destiny
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# he must be a virtual construct, borne from the b3ta server
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Here on b3ta
we're all special.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Happy Candles sir!!!!
\O/ :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I saw this, and thought of you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha fuckinell
just imagine a post office queue if hearing aids were like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT DEAR?
A RHINO?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# HALF-PAST TWO, DEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I'M EIGHTY-FIVE, YOU KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# CUSTARD CREAMS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!!
Good lord! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Woo and merry candleday to thee =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# You have fallen - a large naked bearded man is looming over you, it is not ok.
But, in other news - Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Fer gawds sake man
put some kecks on.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Phwoar!
and happy auspicious candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
#


I had a tuna mayo roll, with Cheese and Onion crisps.

Crisps inside the sarnie, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Nothing
I am fat as a whale.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# WHALES AREN'T FAT!!!
...just big boned
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# It was my b3taday yesterday
am I older than b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I've just hit
14 stone. For a man short of 6ft I am considering this a bad situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# 8 oz Boomburger
with shredded lettuce, raw red onions, Cheese, Bacon, French's, Heinz Red and little mayo.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Braw!
Have chips with that.

EDIT



...in spite of the fact that I can't stand ketchup respect for at least making it Heinz.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# EDIT: \o/
Seriously, no room left for chips.
But, I'll log that for future reference.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Just googled boomburger to find out more about it.
Saw this...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# that's milt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# They Steam-melt the cheese on to the burger. It's a nice touch. and it's a lot more yellow than in that photie.
They really are rather nice. And they have proper French's mustard, too.

Edit: in more cheese related news, they might have been using a custom-made one from a place just by London Bridge, which is a sort of a cross between Halloumi & Cheddar, and is fantastic.

*goes off to look for the link*

Edit Edit: Sort of like this but not that *actual* one

A better link to them is this one: www.hamburger-me.com/2011/09/boom-fast-fresh-burger-co-leather-lane.html
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# well...
Nutrition is the provision, to cells and organisms, of the materials necessary (in the form of food) to support life.

Lard still counts! even paper has "some" nutritional value.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# eeeew
that is fucking clarty


(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# spaghetttii
posh, not out of a tin.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# With what accompaniment?
Details, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
a tomato sauce with roasted green pepper and bacon.
olive oil, black pepper and Parmesan atop
..thyme was a bad choice of herb, didn't sit with the bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Braw-ish.
You'll be wanting basil in place of that thyme methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)
# i dont get these
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# There's not a great amount to get.
now have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I had a BLT
and a pint of semi-skilled milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# A perennial classic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Milt?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# He probably does mean 'Milt'
*bokes*
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# double boke
tajithechef.com/sushi/wp-content/uploads/milt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Oh christ... there goes lunch.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Got Milt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I liek milt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Milton Keynes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Keynes loves it, the dirty, fishy, bukkake economist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I'm on the dry heaves now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# haha
It's like Facebook all over again

Heinz Mexican flavour beans on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Ooo you can get Mexican flavour beans?
Cool. I find it very tedious adding fresh Mexicans every time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# sweet chilli tomorrow I expect
www.heinz.co.uk/ourfood/beans/flavouredbeanz/heinz-mean-beanz-mexican
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# a tomatoey pasta meal i made weeks ago that i found in the freezer
followed by two freshly baked scones with jam and whipped cream

washed down with a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Can't beat a freshly baked scone.
As long as it rhymes with 'gone' rather than 'bone'.

Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I am too angry to eat!!
Plus I get free curry later on! Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# You must calm down and at least have a light snack.
Fluctuating blood sugar levels will only serve to exacerbate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# YAY!
chicken wrap, pom bear crisps and some home made flapjack.

and a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# porn bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Pom Bear crisps are a new one on me...
Are they an acceptable substitute for having chips with that?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I had...
Tomato & basil soup, a honey and muesli yoghurt and a can of diet coke.

So there.
(Snowflake, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Top marks for retaining the H in "yoghurt"
...which it would seem the entire dairy industry has decreed is superfluous to requirements.

This strikes me as a very healthy and nutritionally balanced meal. Are you sure you're on the correct web forum?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# 2 1/2lb beefburgers with mustard and brown sauce
followed by a bowl of Shreddies and a whopping mug o' tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Braw!
Have a wafer thin mint with that!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Yay!
a bit of a weird lunch today - an activia yoghurt, a "skinny" ginger muffin (I guess they call it that so people can convince themselves a cake is healthy, even though it clearly isn't) and a very large black large coffee (and I can still only have crappy decaf).
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# haha! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
Toasted muffins with greengage jam, packet of crisps, two plums, a kiwi fruit and a nature valley crunchy bar. Oh, and a cup of tea with two sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Bit light on meat content, but very acceptable nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Ham & tomato on a sesame-seed baguette
salt 'n' vinegar crisps
3 pints of Taddy lager

woo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# 3 pint lunch?
BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# My manager has mumps :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Ouch!
Assuming your manager is past puberty that's no trivial matter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# She's female
I've already had it and the only other man in the office already has a daughter

So hopefully it'll all work out
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ahhhh...
Those were t'days...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Awaits spanging


It says on the posting page that 'Cool thrives on novelty' so my next image will be a book about Lapsang. Badum tish
(TitanLX, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# A true gem!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Happy birthday B3ta


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# ha ha
Facial tattoos, once gotten, never forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# If removed, barely improved
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I went to donate (actually, to 'buy' an icon, if I am honest.
I then thought "fuck it" and did something decent with my money instead:

www.billiebutterflyfund.org/

Go do the same, people.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I then bought an icon anyway,
because I am an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I took your advice
:)
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Good man
man?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)
# man
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Peter!
You are a man!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# 1_0
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# haha
that's gotta be used from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# hehe
yay!

where's a nice DTF when you want one?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# You looking for 10th anniversary DTF
Cartoon Time
Draw off etc etc?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Yay! I love furtive and fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# And fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# YAY!
and a nice surprise for the people who now live there when they come to remodel the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Which they are doing NEXT WEEK!
That room and the next are one room now (the wall on the left of this picture being gone and my having moved out).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# shirley they can't have hated your remodelling that much
you only did it a couple of years ago didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I had kitchen furniture.
They are keeping all my built in stuff, but there are no counters, etc. as I had dressers which I took with me.

They are having oak units put it (at the moment they are borrowing my cooker!)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# its a bear?
I thought that icon was a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# 1_0

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I wonder if anyone in the world has a furtive tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# They do.
ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# that bloody idiot
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I wonder how he explains it
when people ask why he's got a pixelated polar bear face on his body.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# H simply says
ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# The only way you COULD describe such a tattoo, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
"should've gone to specsavers"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)
# arf!
Ace.

In the old days Furtive didn't have an arse so I gave him one* after getting fed up with always having to have him at the edge of pix :)

*fnar, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Good for you :)
Now Furtive can be fartive.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# pearoasts for nostaglia =)

if only ms groups hadn't nuked everything =(
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# But not Earl RGB
That stuff's rank
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# heh!
You can still get Earl Indexed Palette, but it always tastes a bit off.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# CMYK is evil
RGB FTW
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# CMYK
with HSB Conpan =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha
*subverts with Star Wars*

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# There is no post that can't be subverted with Star Wars.
97.8% TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# 1_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I like this
hence I shall click
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ta :o)
I thought I'd go with a little bit of the power of suggestion by including the word "CLICK" in large letters within the image.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] shaky start for Michael's new business venture...

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# For fox sake, get a grip!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha....Parkinson's can fuck right off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# lolalatte
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Where we're going we don't need spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
poor Michael
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Was nice to see him on that video promoting the world's most expensive trainers
I think he did a damn good job
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# needs tub catching
underneath
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Doctor doctor!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# 10th anniversary icon is live
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# yay!
well done Waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# ^seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# *glomps right back at ya*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# cyclops dog?
Im still stuck with my racoon with a plate on its head

How do i get out of this chickenshit outfit? Do i have to donate again? Will i get to choose what my icon is then? I read up on how it works, and it sounds baffling. Kinda like pot luck.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I'm hoping the icon I made will be included in the next batch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# yup - donate again and it will get added to your list of icons on your "update profile" page
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# you only get access to the most recent icons when you sign up
it's an extra way of showing how long people have been around/donating

Sometimes 4 or 5 new icons arrive at once, other times like today just the one

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I'm positively
coated in a fine layer of polar bear dust and hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Well done Rob, here's to another 10
I've been here almost all of B3ta's natural life :O
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Yay!
*throws money at the pimp*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# gaylords
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# I_O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Woo! =]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
The whole internet cunt thing still makes me laugh like a drain
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
*Hails*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
#
This needs to be re-aired
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Oh yes
this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# don't wanna jinx it
go straight to "that page"...do not pass go,do not collect 200 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
Transformers icons next pls?

www.b3ta.com/board/10394810
www.b3ta.com/board/10394871

kthxbye
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# oooh, I want one of those!
I still want a bikerscout/scouttrooper one too: www.b3ta.com/board/10039550
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Fuck yea
That is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] All this talk of icons has made me crack open photoshop again

A pair of PWEI icons :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# i do love this gif
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# How about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# *bongles*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# squildo being graped
do you have the sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# It looks as if after the "yeah" she is about to form an "f"
So the whole loop looks like "Fuuuuuuuck YEAH!"
Either way it's a neat little wotsit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ha! Thanks Rob!
I did it in the quickest, simplest way possible purely in an effort to get in first!

*tuck's a used note into Rob's garter*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Good work Waspy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Seeing how many people have bought it already
I reckon I should get a percentage!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Feh
he's already blown the money on downpayment for his cunt shed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I had to bite on a pen there
to muffle my guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I'll give you 50p
if you save me twos on that fag.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah...
BUT WHERE'S THE BLOODY PICTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] the secret of his superpowers revealed...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)
# fan bloody tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# arf : )
looks like the bags were left in too long
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
# bloody well done
as always
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# The postman just called
I have new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# is it out today?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Just arrived
I just need to go and get a blu-ray player to watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# ta for the heads-up.
Think ill waddle on down to my local hairy mongrel vagina and purchase it.
Quite fancy watching the original trilogy again - ive not seen them in years. I intentionally avoided them when they were on TV so i can see them in HD
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I still have the movies on VHS
laser disc, and DVD, and now this; so I have all bases covered if I want to start throwing things out of my pram :)

Pre-ordered mine off Amazon though, instinct tells me it's not on sale in shops until the 16th
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# ah - gotcha
so it ISNT out today then?
That saves me some embarrasment.

Pretty early for amazon though - not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# compo it
/obligatory SW post
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# 40 hours of special features?
Now I'm as much of a Star Wars nerd as the next man but evn I think that 40 hours might be over-egging it somewhat.

Enjoy - see you in November!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# if there were one minute less features
the anti-lucas fans would be baying for blood probably. Ungrateful cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# 20 odd hours of that is commentaries
which I think are the same as already on the DVDs.

I am definately NOT buying this set though. I've got the DVDs with the excellent documentaries and the 'old version' DVDs so I've got pretty much all I want
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
#
i rarely watch documentaries / making of's unless theyre for films i really care about, or if they are extremely technical, rather than blabbing about celbrities being brilliant or showing clips from the film (which we've just fucking seen) all the time.

Wished Tron legacy had more extras. There are so many production elements of that film i would have loved to have heard about (the suits and the sound design for instance), and they did loads of internet featurettes, which arent on the blu ray.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
# We docco on the original Tron is excellent
They basically had to invent all the stuff they needed.

I imagine the Legacy one, like most these days is just talking about the rendering software they used
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# they look bloody uncomfortable
and there's only one of them.

you be best with wellies in this weather, that box with get soggy in minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I've thought of that
I shall wear Photoshop CS5 on my other foot, and that's more or less ten years of b3ta covered!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
omg...my pet hate...anything Star Wars :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Blu-rayed shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)
# but is it as awesome as a real life Fat Freddy's Cat...
www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/local/9245040.Unwanted_cats_cripple_RSPCA_branch___s_coffers/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I'm waiting for this version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgMJQM1Cb04 :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
The dub on Ozzel is mind blowing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# That is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Brilliant
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha! Fantastic, EWC :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Awesomenesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# hello petal
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Hiiya
*glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Astounding!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
*click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# SUPER! maan
Excellent work ***clicks***
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)
# YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Wow, 733t skills!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# As B3ta is 10 years old today - I've opened a special QOTW for any B3ta memories you might want to share
But yeah - fucking hell - 10 years!

b3ta.com/questions/b3tamemories/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# You are old and smell of piss.
100%TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Any other 10 year olds on here?
(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I'm only 9 and a half
but I did give Rob a tenner to keep the place alive.

I've not had a front page for 4 years....
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# You old git. I'm nearly 9.
My 'Recent Front Pages' says 2004 \o\ \o/ /o/ Pics are long since lost though.
Thing is, when I joined, I just assumed it had existed since the dawn of time.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# in the really olden days
we only had popbitch
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# When all this was fields...
or just main board :)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Which was awful
no matter how rose tinted your spectacles.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# nah
it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Paedo.

i'm only 9 years, 9 months and 14 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# ning Thor
How did you find out about it?

I was told by someone who wasn't even a signed up user, but just read the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# i was forwarded a link about cursor bunny love
which required me to sign up to play it, i really didn't post much for a few months.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I think I did an Ask Jeeves search
for 'email funnies' or something like that and it led to here and www.albinoblacksheep.com/

I lurked occasionally for about 2 or 3 years before signing up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
# 10/f//uk
wanna cyber?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# 15/m/uk
15/m/uk 31/M/UK
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Stranger danger!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# you've changed your user name, Mr. King
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# So many great pics and flounces where to start...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# There's probably loads of old people
who I've blocked and can't see reply to this nonsense. Is killerkitti still making the spacker kid with crayons look like Van Gogh?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# not since 2008
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Hoorah!
B3ta, you will always be speshal to me. Thanks for many years of fun & helping me meet my luffly husband. Kissy kissy. Jiva.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Any chance of celebratory (Franklin mint stylee) 10 year Icons?
I'll bung a few quif for one.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# ^this is a great idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I'd like to see a post where everyone online, lurking etc replied
see if we could get the longest reply to a thread ever
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# This is a good idea
So is Chutney's
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# hello
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! lemoncurry alright., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# :D
x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# hello
*goes back to lurking*
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Oh well, if you insist.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# aye - we haven't had any new icons for eons
so much for the "every three months or so..."

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# he doesn't need to sell them anymore
he makes so much money from Rupert Murdoch
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I like this idea.
Let them be minging though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# if someone wants to fiddle with the original furtive icon
to make it 10 years special - then please be my guest
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Hey Rob
How about adding a bit of colour to the icons and make furtive Gold?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# I was thinking that too!
Like SO

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# great minds and all that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# :D
Also: B3tnberg


(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Arse cake of the Devil
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# *sighs*
Look must we fight this battle everytime, I am sure you are a nice person underneath. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I'm right though ;)
you know it, I know it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# FINALLY!
Someone else who can't stand Butturnberg!

ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# There are more of us than you think.
Why take a perfectly acceptable cake and wrap it the the Devil's own work that is Marzipan? I ask you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Marry me!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Spoken for soz.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha same... :P
Marzipan hate does things to me - like make jokes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I never liked marzipan, but here is Joefish's two-step 'how to like marzipan' programme:
1. Go to Nisyros for a day (big volcano island just off Kos) and try the Soumadha. It's niiice. Bring some back with you and continue to consume.

2. Having built up your tolerance to sweet almondy thingies, try some Disaronno over ice. Get through a whole bottle.

You will now like marzipan.

Do not try eating actual almonds though, or you'll have to start all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# bhw up there states the case perfectly.
sponge = win
marizpan = no win
do not cover the joy of sponge with anything other than cream... or icing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# *psst*
Arctic Roll FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# sponge is on the outside
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Yes, I am aware of that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# It's fucking foul.
And should make it's way straight to to bin without passing go.

Edit: go any human digestive tract. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
#






(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# ooh - I like that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# how about in silver?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I like this
it keeps the geek factor by looking like binary or something too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ooh - two years old!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# geek!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# greek!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# It's all greek to me to you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# great idea
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# This is pretty cheap I'll admit, but...
.




.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Wow!
Time has flown.



Good times :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I remember the time adobe were threatening B3ta for using the word shopped
and now it is everywhere. hahaha, nice marketing adobe.

Happy b3taday b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# 9 years 1 month for me

(insert gurning kitten here)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# 10 years!
10 months was good going for a site back in them days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# woo
yay and hoopla! For added nostalgia I'm reading the board at work, but since this is the future I'm reading it on my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# b3ta is a real thing and not just something on the internet
/lucid explanations blog

happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# 10 years later
and Manley is still an irritating cock end
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# surely, that goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Is that the 'having a poo' man?
Oh, he's really funny. He's nearly as funny as Micheal McIntyre.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# You cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Are you coming to sunny Devon
any time soon, you miserable old cockjockey?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# hats off to ya :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Happy Birthday B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Hello
It's been a goodly while.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# This thread
Is a major timespazz!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# isn't it just
where are mnb098mnb and Dutchbird?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Yeah where are they?
/egospaz
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# 'grats all
i will eat some cake at lunch to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! lemoncurry alright., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Hurrah
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# the QOTW is like someone has lifted a big b3ta log from the forest floor and found loads of old b3tards hiding in the woodwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# is there one massive fat one that looks like a moist flump?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# yes
but i'm not telling who it is.

most are scuttling away from the light.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# eh
oh I see
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# haha
just for you:

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# *scuttles for shadows*
. .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Happy B3taday B3ta
Time for Caaayyyyykkkkeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# why did I think that was Andrew Lloyd Webber?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Woo!
Happy birthday B3ta!
(tomsk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# 10! Bloody Hell
that is like forever in internet time..

Thanks to everyone on here for making my life that much better and funnier!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Happy Birthday B3ta!
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# happy b3taday!
It's like I made this anim all those years ago just for this special occasion:



9 years, 8 months and 23 days for me. Where's my zimmer frame? Nice to see some old names springing back up :D
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I bet you still have
your Dennis The Menace club card as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# certainly my Tufty Club card
/.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# wonder where mine
is, I know I'll still have it and probably some blanks too! Good bash, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Ten years and you're STILL starting threads without an image in them?
Some people!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# TAGS!



not really, just wanted to shout

PS YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# many happy returns
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# happy candles b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# ^ThiS^
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Happy Birthday
You old bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Fleeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# they've waded right across!
nicely done Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
And ning! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Good splashage!
...and now let me kick off an inevitable sequence of image posts...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Ooo thassa goodun!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# This is amazing
and has made my morning
x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# very nice
*wolf whistles* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha...
Nice one Baz!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ahh- a good cuppa Tetleys
nicely

I've just found a load of old tee-related posts!


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Wow. The refreshing sensation of tea applied directly to the cerebellum.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# fab bit of subliminal animation there
gold paw for you
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# thank you sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't forget the crackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# titties!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# tourettes?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha...
Lovely Q!! *Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Happy 10th birthday!
Manley thanks you.

[EDIT: A fucking image, you cunts:



]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Okay, I REALLY did not put that in a new post, I REALLY pressed reply.
I even had the preview and HT's image there above the box as I typed it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Yeah, whatever, you cunt.
Fucking hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Okay, sorry, I'll make a fucking picture.
Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# or just delete this
you big attention seeker ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Yes, I could do that.
Serious question:

If I delete this, will the post I bump off the page be returned or will the page just be shorter?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# I think the page is briefly shorter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# just leave it
10 years ago we wouldn't have cared
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# they're all coming!
it's the Rapture!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I know where we keep Baz
careful
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# It is Canada, isn't it.
The plastic, plastic yank
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# It's old geezers Zombie time!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Fuck me!
Hello Tino.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Hello everybody.
My profile pic is broken.
I can't be arsed to fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Just as well
as it would be a lie these days. YOU OLD BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# are we sure it's 10 today
that doesn't sound right to me.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Yes.
www.b3ta.com/board/1
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# ok, well, this one
there was a steam powered one
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I remember the board when manley wasn't a hamtouching cunt
wait...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# No you don't.
I have always been like this.

I only coined 'Hamtoucher' in '94, but that does not mean I was not one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I know
and thanks for the timely reminder that you coined the term.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# It's been nearly 3 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
I was under the impression that "Hamtoucher" is an abbreviation. The full term is "Hamtoucher, the word modestly invented by Manley"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# i remember when he was Lord Manley of Venn
and then got banned or something for touching someones ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# i joined 3 months after it came online.
what have i done with my life?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# You fucked that fat woman from Bromley.
That's something, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# i don't think i've ever been with anyone from bromley
so it couldn't have been me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
# You remember.
She was the girl with the strap-on and the Chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)
# still drawing a blank
but it could be that day i woke up in a run down hotel on a bathtub full of ice, minus a kidney and with a sore arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Curiouser and curiouser...
41 years, 8 months and 11 days

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1

Yep. b3ta predates the internet worldwide web by a clear couple of decades...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha!
Interesing to see the first post:
www.b3ta.com/board/1


no fucking picture or anything - bloody L-platers.... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Well, not b3ta
just buttercup

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I remember that bug.
Loads of people got really old dates - some got old numbers too - deleted user numbers were being used up (God was created as well, IIRC).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# He's no. 3, and has been a member forever.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# But he has not.
He was created initially by Milt when he had the FP and had been banned (and thus had the capability of fucking up the FP).

[EDIT: Not BY milt, but for that purpose]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Holy gosh,
that reminds me of that old 'I remember when all this was fields' page that used to get linked to every time someone mentioned how long they'd been on b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Gosh
has it really been that long?

I've been loving the old time lurkers coming out :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# really I need Rob to go into the pumps and wires
and delete the fuck that is just "Matt" and never posted.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# no one else remembered?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
# What a charming image to open up to...
I remember a couple of years ago I was trying to find out when the anniversary of b3ta was - there's a bit of discrepancy depending on whether you look at newsletters, boards, etc... Got a feeling it's older than we think.

Have we had a definitive answer from Fnord?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:11, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Rob's referred to it as the day after the twin towers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Did he just think "Wow! What a massive tragedy. I should establish a puerile digital art community so that in future there will be a venue where people can come together and mock events such as this."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# I think so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Sounds about right...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:25, archived)
# I went out job hunting on 11/9
Rob was up to much greater things.
Cheers for b3ta's b3taday!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)
# 'zackly
mindpiss from below
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Here is an answer for you:
www.b3ta.com/board/1
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Yeah but I think there was a precursor board before the ones we know and love came into being...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# but they don't exist now
so they never made it to their 10th birthday
keep up!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# 4 eva in r hartz
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:49, archived)
# RIP
Also, 4rthur, Dynafoo, HerdofNerds & all the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Happy birthday big b
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Happy b3taday birthday B3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# hahah! scary to think b3ta's been going for a whole decade....
scarier for me to think I signed up here 4 1/2 years ago, and lurked for a year or so before that :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# hahahah
awesome
(men boles Benea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# so b3ta was founded the day after 9/11?
Was that purely so people can LOL at americans dying?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# has the actual board code improved in 10 years?
Some stuff like the image uploader, the embedding code and the amount of options FEEL 10 years old. Sure, it does the job, but....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# haha, but does it contain nuts?
Everyone leaves with a slice in their plastic "party" bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# start the week with a rude one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:07, archived)
# It's sort of . . . grinning . . .
And the ship is susceptible to the cold of space (no one can hear you get party hats).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:18, archived)
# It's zippy
...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)
# nipples!
the perfect way to start the week C:
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:34, archived)
# It's full of stars
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)
# fruity
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Allow me to retort
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Oh Fucksocks... It's Monday again...
Yesterday, Kitty Fantastico said "Maurice (you try and find a colour photo of him) Chevalier for tomorrow, maybe? But definitely Desmond (no mouth) Llewelyn.
To add to this, I have added token stripy, Emmy (would) Rossum and the marvelous Barry Greys White

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Requests of tomorrow:
Yma Sumac
Claudette Colbert
(Links to suggested source pics, but you may wish to GIS and make your own choice).
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Oh fucksocks
Gayshift over, everyone pack up your toys
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I didn't realise what a massive homophobe wobbly was , but he murders gayshift every single morning. Shame on you!
(Emmy Rossum is rather nice.)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Put down your poppers
and step away.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Oh, and did anyone flounce in my absence?
Seems to be the custom. 9/11 will be an international holiday if it's always as fun as it was this year.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:21, archived)
# apparently there was a massive one from LS18
but I missed it too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:25, archived)
# it was a good one that lasted a full 24 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:27, archived)
# I caught the news on the massive one yesterday
and the day before (Isn't gossip fun!) but it seems to happen every time I walk away.

Now I'm afraid to sleep!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:29, archived)
# he deleted all his posts and pictures
But nothing in b3ta gets truly deleted

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=32676&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:33, archived)
# You can spazz back for some screen caps too.
I don't know why it's so amusing to watch someone lose their shit and shout at the internets, I can kind of identify, though I like to imagine that it's all in my past.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# I don't know
Guess at heart all humans are sadistic

This is the best flounce ever imo
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)
# I heard a theory about road rage:
I like evolutionary psychology, even though it's mostly just making up stories, and someone asked in this area how do we explain road rage, when it makes things more dangerous in the short term.
Story: It makes things better in the long term if it keeps the tribe safer. Teaching "don't cut people off in traffic", "Don't make the files huge", "Don't be rude and/or oversensitive", that sort of thing.

Edit: re your link:
Oh and that's a killer flounce/pounce combo: Bwahahahaha! He's still around under another user name, isn't he.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:00, archived)
# He probably is around, everyone comes back
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc.
:D
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Everyone was so worried about the millenium bug
and the only thing that went wrong was Q's car (© Viz, Jan 2000)

Gawd bless 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:31, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds