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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:30, archived)

whoa!

nice

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:36, archived)

fuuuuuuu

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:38, archived)

I think I may have woken up to early...

Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:39, archived)

Ohhh neat

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:55, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 6:12, archived)

holy shit!

wait, it changed.
oh it's a gif.
...but it only has one frame 0.o

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 6:25, archived)

I felt it needed an editing after I posted it

source:

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 6:33, archived)

Oh my word

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)

nggggggggggggggggggg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 6:30, archived)

Smooth, Dog.

ALSO: (edit gif is too shit on reflection)

Realish, built one in Blender. Three mirror walls and
three glass balls floating down the tube. GIF shitted it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 6:42, archived)

the gif looks alright to me

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)

i like the animated one, shame about the sparklies, but that shouldn't be too hard to filter out

ask Mofaha what the best filter for that is

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

fuck

dog chain

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)

What we need is an app to spread the word.

and if the source pic had been the other way around, it'd have been the apple with the fight club app.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)

Oh my word, Moggy's asked /talk for help
www.b3ta.com/talk/7335336

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:23, archived)

I just watched Freaks. And am now listening to some screamo.

This is going to give me nightmares.

I'm editing this to say that maybe wader cat can save the day.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:41, archived)

not even Däs Vaderkät will help

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:59, archived)

He's on his way

Let's hope he gets here in time.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:45, archived)

I told you already, she's OUR Incoherent Golden Bummed Goddess now.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:42, archived)

you could've at least let us know she was over there, being mental

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:22, archived)

Why would we do that?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:26, archived)

You had no right to steal her.

One of you cunts obviously gazzed her to say /talk was b3tas equivalent of the Apple genius bar.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:36, archived)

We didn't STEAL her.

We bought her off Michael Ellis, fair and square.
:D

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:37, archived)

did you get any t shirts thrown in?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:39, archived)

No.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:42, archived)

you were robbed!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 6:24, archived)

If this is true then I will never forgive Michael Ellis.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:39, archived)

yeah, good point

how about, if she comes here we'll let /talk know and you can watch it unfold as it happens and likewise, you do the same

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:38, archived)

Aye, ok then.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:42, archived)

i just posted on /talk

~~i feel like i need a bath now~~

Shit! now it stings when I pee

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:49, archived)

Get away from me

You're one of them now

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:56, archived)

*Bums*

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:56, archived)

Mr Burns!

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An Egg ,D, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:59, archived)

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

gabba gooble.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:08, archived)

gabba gabba

we accept you, we accept you one of us

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:31, archived)

Yeah, a spunk bath you massive gaymo.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:56, archived)

ha ha!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:57, archived)

I NEVER FORGIVE!
*Dogeyes*

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)

:( I'm thorree

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:03, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:08, archived)

fuck! it's nibbling away at my soul

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:10, archived)

Nibble flossy.

It's off to bed I go. Shadrack!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:46, archived)

mimimimimimimimimimimimimi

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)

Oh fucking hell

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:50, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

YES!!!

*clicks* one of my fave childhood films that too!!!

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

psst - what film is it?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)

LIONEL RICHIE BUM RAILWAY

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

Gold medal.

First post to make me laugh audibly this evening.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

~~batteries not included!~~ star wars

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

LIES!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

watership down?

(men boles Benea, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

4 batteries and a magnet

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)

How would that work?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)

i just had to try and explain what a magnet was to my 3 year old boy

we were both left feeling a bit confused

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

My daughter's 2. I better start revising.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)

there's no revising for the questions kids ask

for instance, why do we have feet?
errrmm....

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

Because if we didn't, our shoes would fall off.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)

yeah, you'll be fine

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)

FUCKIN MAGNETS

how do they work?

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)

night all

I go sleeping time now it is sleep time

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)

i concur with that theory

and im going to bed/for a wank also... night!

(men boles Benea, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

IT'S

GAYSHIFT!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

grab your woman and get busy!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)

Love the

broccoli tits

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An Egg ,D, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)

er, yeah - what a great drum break

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)

I hadn't heard it in 30 years. So I thought I'd inflict you all with it.

Funk!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)

YAY!

*pulls up a hot tub*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)

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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

ha ha, oh good god!

...still would tho

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

Well there's tonight's nightmare sorted.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)

Birds and the base

Night all!

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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

Haha! This would have been as much as a mindfuck without the 'Base.

Goodnight!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)

aww c'mon!

you can't just leave Li'l Pedro all dressed up and no place to go

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)

Ok, one for the road then...

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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

brb, lol

c ya

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

sexy time!

that's quite a package she's got

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

techno fuck

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

No!

flashbacks.

If only I could photoshop what I'm thinking. The hot tub party we crashed, and immediately fled. HELP! 40 people in a tub.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)

I think I'm glad you can't 'shop that.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)

YEAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)

quite frankly I think

that movie has been over hyped by the nostalgia crew!

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FIEND, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)

that's the thing with nostalgia though

it's loaded with sentiment, so it'll be something you'll always enjoy.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)

I like this

and the film too...

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

Ha ha

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paranoiaman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

duracell minus?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)

Got your message

and I have you confused. not my intention. I'm not on the bike, I'm the photographer. That's Adam 'Chad' Child of MCN on the ride last weekend.
I'm a bit too fat and old for all that lark although if you really want to see me on the championship bike of this year I have this handy ;)

Click for bigger (293 kb)

And for the late night pricks who will have fun putting cocks and crap on this? I'm 46 years old. It won't bother me until you bring your bitterness to my garden. Then it's funtime :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)

nice!

btw, i'm a late night prick now too, but we prefer to be known as the gayshift ;)
adam child as in the wild child, ex "bike" mag? it's been a while since i've heard anything of him, but then i'm not in blighty anymore.
tell him his leathers are vile ;)

are you a freelance photographer?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)

His leathers are fucking atrocious.

but he was a guest on the bike. I could not possibly tell him ;) But I will soon ;)

Click for bigger (380 kb)

Do not misunderstand!. I can still rip up the tarmac. I just ''shift'' differently.

edit:// yes, I'm freelance or Ducati. Whichever comes first ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)

ah, i just realised i'd confused him with martin child

please don't let it be jhp ducati.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)

jhp Ducati

sponsored my mate Leon, who won the 848 challenge.

When I say Ducati I mean 'Ducati UK or Global' rather than dealers. Met mr Del Torchio last Monday night. it's not Beyonce. It's more important than that ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)

i fell out with jhp big time

it a long a painful story, so i won't go into it now

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)

good.

i was drunk with them all last weekend ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)

I used to think my Norton Commando 850 was fast.

Let me guess. 200 horsepower.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)

No, it's only around

(depending on settings) 140HP but it's an 848 evo race bike and weighs over 60kg less than a supersport 600RR racer.
It's the most powerful bike in its class. At the dealer, that's before you fit it with race trim.
lovely bike. Too small for me. Track wise i'm waiting on the new 1199 Panigale after last having a 999RR sport bike.

(I'm on a 1100S Hypermotard right now. With an old 2004 Suzuki GSXR1300 Hayabusa for sale )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:45, archived)

errrmm....

it's the ONLY bike in its class ;)
i'm tempted to buy one.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)

it sits between the

sport bikes and the litres. So that class. ( like the 750 etc.)

It's great. I can get a discount. ( seriously )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)

and I'm off to bed. here's the bike straight out of the box

and ready for the road.

Click for bigger (321 kb)

goodnight.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:22, archived)

I've always loved Ducatis

The desmos were cool.

I'd be terrified to ride one now. Pedal power is my thing. I'm on an Ibis Mojo. It's kind of the Ducati of mountain bikes, maybe.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)

Ducati make mountain bikes too :)

I was darting around Silverstone paddock on one all weekend ( It's less embarrassing than using a honda or yamaha scooter)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)

What - like this?

I'm 44 and I'm really not bothered about your garden. But if it's open to the public, my mum might be interested.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:22, archived)

Does she make cake

and do you take it in the rear?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)

Why, do you like to eat cake while you indulge in sodomy?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)

have you been fucked in the ass

whilst your mom watches with tasty bakes?

No, I thought not. Don't fucking talk about stuff you don't know about. Whilst I'm wanking.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)

Ok, sorry, I'll leave it to the experts.

It was a bit of a red rag, though, wasn't it?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

ya think?

come sit on my lap and feel my smile :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:46, archived)

This is getting a bit creepy. I'm flattered, of course, but no thanks.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)

You might not be in the garden

yet but be fair, you did poke your head around the fence.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:49, archived)

I'm not entirely sure I'm following this metaphor,

so I shan't disagree. And I'll try to avoid your herbaceous borders.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)

Long story.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:59, archived)

Go on, post your ignore list on /board again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:55, archived)

Shhhh!!!

I'm trying to sleep

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:09, archived)

WAKE UP!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)

yeah, i saw that.

makes you wonder why you'd bother coming here
edit - not you mofaha

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)

doesn't everybody?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)

I experimented with cake when I was younger. Didn't really do it for me.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:43, archived)

maybe it was the wrong cake for the occasion

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:11, archived)

have not fucked with your image

have this instead. it fits the briefs

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)

Oooof!

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)

Click for bigger (205 kb)

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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

hahahahahaha

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

Presented without comment.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Richard_d_james_album_cover.jpg

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)

Uncanny :)

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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)

HE IS HIM

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

Oh god... horrifying thought.

The 'Windowlicker' video, but instead of his face, Freebase's.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

your all talk and no trousers fox...

make it so.

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)

When I get round to it, I shall :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)

haha, he's a veritable vaginal lodestone

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

sinister fuck

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)

That goes without saying.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)

I'm afraid this is slightly less unsettling than the original.

edit: nice shopping, though

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

Yeah, kinda rushed this one out the door :S

I don't think that sinister grin could be improved on to be honest.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)

Can't help wondering what he's got in mind for the honeymoon.

Nothing good, probably.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

I imagine this is the last known photo of the bride.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)

FUCK!

haha, a moth just attacked my monitor

stupid moth! you cannot defeat!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

Office humour

One of my mates has too much time on his hands...

(SonofRojBlake, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

Hahaha! Wonderful :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

"N PIN BOWLING"

THE MOST AWESOME BOWLING EVER

AS MANY AS n PINS AND BOWLING BALLS IN PLAY SIMULTANEOUSLY

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

Physically impossible to get a strike?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

it's physically impossible to get a strike and not get a strike simultaneously

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

Unless you bowl on two seperate lanes, time it right, and if your bowling accuracy with both arms is equal.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

what if you are bowling on both planes with only one arm

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

Then you would have to maybe throw one a little softer than the other

so they arrive at their target at the same time.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)

that just messes with my head

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)

Or alternatively, you could get two equally skilled bowlers to bowl at the same time.

One aiming for a strike and one deliberately missing completely.

We have to go deeper.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)

but if we go deeper into the rabbit hole

what if we find more MSG?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

It's all in the name of theoretical science! I'm sure we will find a solution.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

I hope the solution involves hot science chicks in hot science chick outfits

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

Well it wouldn't be science otherwise!

I bet even Isaac Newton had a few of them, milling around in white lab coats and being all assistant-y.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

They probably threw apples about and everything

no doubt made some traditional country cider

with a high specific gravity of alchohol

tenuous

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)

Unfortunately for history, a condensed, boring version was written. :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

Bowling flier

Flow chart, soft toys, highlighter. Let me guess, an HR office?

Edit: I apologise to any b3tans that work in HR. But I hate you.
You vaccuous, useless, self-serving, 'I've been too busy sorting the Xmas do to deal with your pay dispute', bastards.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

*spits*

edit: not at you - at HR

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

Amen.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)

I'm trying to work out what kind of office job

lets you work on both the rules for bowling and CAD office layouts ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

they're obviously planning to rob the bowling alley

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

I think he works for a Batman villain.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

That'll be the "mate" he refers to in his post

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)

Most probably the Riddler, then.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

His job description is in his profile

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)

Can you be a chartered

Unicyclist? I kind of like that.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)

There must be a unicycling committee somewhere.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)

At least

one

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

Haha! I was going to go to Leeds Met as well.

Aww... gutted now, I could have joined the tight-knit, clandestine group that is, the Unicycle Club.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)

To be honest

I don't know what chartered means. I used to get paid to do important stuff, so somebody thought i could do it. I was never chartered though.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)

According to this definition

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartered_%28Professional%29

It's nothing more than a buzz word to us non-unicyclist kind.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

so THERE'S my fucking hole punch

I'm going to nail it to the desk in future

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

Needs more jelly.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

someones dropped a clanger...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

This is too big and the writing is sideways and I am not enjoying it

so it's goodnight now from me. Ta-ra!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

just had a cheeky dubey

I have been staring at my dvd collection trying to get inspiration for comp, but instead i just drew this on paint...

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

You're quite keen on cannabis

aren't you?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

I think I would be too, if it wasn't illegal.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

I'd like for it to be legal but I don't smoke

so I would insist on it being baked into a number of yummy confectionery

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

YES

I made it with angel delight not so long ago
it wasnt very nice :(

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

I once tried masking the taste of magic mushrooms by mixing them into macaroni cheese.

It failed. Some kind of synergy with the cheese made it taste even more like mushrooms than mushrooms do.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

hahahah

never would have thought of that.... I have only ever done them in a tea brew... but on the plus side I thought I could roll uphill

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

Have you tried smoking them?

Me and a couple of friends tried it out of curiosity.
It's hard to describe the effect, it's quite mild, but we agreed that it made us feel 'better'.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

haha no i havent!!

they've always been soggy as shyte, but I might dry a few and give it a go, tis the season after all!

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

In a pipe seems to work best, as long as they're properly dry.

btw - are they out yet? I moved to midwales relatively recently and it suddenly occurred to me the other day that I should go and look for some.
I haven't found any but then I haven't had any for years and years so it might be for the best.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)

im in north wales

and theres a small church up by us, we'll go about mid october, is usually good after a bit of rain (might be a bit later this year though) my mate's hippy dad sold us some from last year and me and the (then) mrs went camping, never shut the door on a tent on mushies...

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

I would be freaked enough on discovering the tent had a fucking door.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

hhahaha

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

Never had magic mushies I know there is one type called Liberty Caps

but as I had no idea what they actually look like I steered well away from picking wild mushrooms.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

IM GOING TO DESIGN AN APP FOR THAT

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

haha I think that would be possible even :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)

They have a nipple on top, like this:

The cap gets paler as it dries.
If you break the cap very carefully, you can see a kind of cling-film effect over the top of the cap.
And the roots turns a bit blue a while after it's been picked.
If you've not had them before, don't have more than about 30 brewed like tea.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)

and keep rebrewing them untill the water runs clear, then drink them all one after the other without any regard to how much your going to regret it in about half an hour

good drawing btw

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)

thx, you can use it for your app

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)

hahaha

59p

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)

gawker.com/5552500/shrooming-cage-fighter-ripped-friends-heart-out-and-face-off-allegedly

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)

good lord...

i was about to go to bed but i might not now

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

hahahahahahaha

Just don't take a knife up with you....
The Mrs. will go spare if you remove her heart and tongue!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

hahahah

might stop her banging on about work for ten minutes tho :-/ swings and roundabouts...

(men boles Benea, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

SHe'll probably tell you your cutting her wrong if shes anything like my Mrs.

Please don't missunderstand me

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)

allegedly

top comment:
@se7a7n7: Unfortunately, in my experience I always got one or two of those "death caps", you know the ones that destroy livers?
It added a nice punch to the high, but you had to make a point of puking them up at the end of the evening so you didnt die in your sleep.

Good times...

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

What a lovely world that would be.

It does annoy me that I risk arrest and a criminal conviction for smoking weed (if I did) that makes me relaxed and silly.
Yet I can buy as much booze as I like which can sometimes make me a bit of a twat. (yeah, yeah, more of a twat than usual)

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)

nails it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUqX07JX_3c

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

best comment..

'Which pixel is the street or whatever.'
haha

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

shit quality video of the night award goes to...

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE HOGGING THE BOINKER!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

umm

it's quite nice :D works well to finish a monday off too!

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

been there done that got the tshirt, and the memory loss

(I had one with Forghorn Leghorn saying "I say, skin up there boy")

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)

the memory loss is the only thing that kicks my cunt in...

been doing it for ten years or so and my memory, short term and long term, fucked off a long time ago... but i'd love that T shirt

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

The fine, young variety

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

FUCK

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

Am i the only B3tan

that doesn't do drugs?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

What, none at all?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

Well,

alcohol, tobacco and Toilet Duck; but who doesn't?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

that stuff drives me round the bend

sorry

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

hahahah

snorted

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

do suppositories count?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

No, they have no numeracy skills of any kind.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

ker-ching

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

Worst of all the MB games

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)

that was

ker plank

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

You're thinking of Pop-Up Pirate

and that was Tomy anyway, dammit

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)

you're all wrong

it was the flying scotsman. and it was by Hornby.

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

The Horny Gay Flying Scotsman, Ben D'oeur.

I heard he went to India hoping to find a monsoon.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

I keep reading it but my brain is shuddering under the fuck :-/

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)

achievement unlocked.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

hahahaha

im enjoying tonight, not sure if its coz of the dube, not sure if its coz of the fuck shuddery, but alls i knows is i havent laughed like this since i was a little girl

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)

You ARE freaking out. MAN.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)

hahaha

the power of b3ta!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)

Nope

Wait... does Ibuprofen count?

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Canker, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

Again, ibuprofen is not noted for an aptitude in any mathematical context.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

Depends if you smoke it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

I don't do them

but then I .. well

don't seem to need them.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

do prescribed ones count?

i need a few to keep breathing...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

What is this? Mathematical counfounders night? No, no drugs of any mode of distribution have skills in abstract summation.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

I did mean

the illegal kind, but I'll leave the question open for comedy value.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

ive heard about them...

i have an inhaler too, that keeps me breathing, and yet i smoke... its topsy turvy world over here

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

just a few...

salbutamol (doesnt do anything) inhaler, steroid inhaler (works for about 3 minutes), nasal spray (smells like flowers apparently), antihistmarines (i have 145,000 allergens where joe average has 1400), steroid tablets for when my lungs shut down (twice a year on average), nasal cream to stop my nose bleeding from the nasal spray
Last bout of lack of breathing saw me in hospital for a week... dont remember the first three was drugged upto the eyeballs

G'nite y'all

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

good lord

in my day, you'd have been taken round the back of the shed and shot

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

I do alcohol that's a kind of drug

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

See above

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

You might not know it, but this chick was busted for pot in 1943

So was the drummer. It's oldie stuff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jMsCMMeWBg&feature=related

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

random

..after a reluctant make out session in a car, a girl begins to suffer from intense bleeding from the eyes- and subsequently vomits out what appears to be most of her internal organs.

guess the movie..

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

CORONATION STREET: XMAS SPECIAL 1998.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

to piratebay!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

The ill-fated American Pie/AKIRA crossover.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

Rita, Sue & Bob Too!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

oof

hard to watch.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

Ahh, the film that lives out Thatcher's Britain for me, because I wasn't there :) How fucking grim it must have been.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

Let me run this one past you, get the creative juices flowing. :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTpO2SD7XpY

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

YOU CAN SHIT IN MY KETTLE ANY TIME

I love the twin! go under the name of shitzngigglez on the 'tube and I have a few of his and cuntinghams vids on there, rubber johnny... is all.

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

Ahh, Rubber Johnny's fucking ace :D the music goes all too well with it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

I had another idea, but couldn't work out how to make effective use of it:

A small bottle of liquid metal mercury sold as a Terminator 1000 action figure.

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

hahah

iseewhutyoudidthur

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)

The Yodeling Lounge Singer

Click for bigger (252 kb)
Thurgood Jaybird gained fame in the late 80's and early 90's as America's finest yodeling lounge singer. In his heyday, he was best known for the seemingly endless rivers of saliva that would spew from his mouth during live performances (because of this, audience members routinely brought a change of clothes to his concerts). In addition to his singing prowess, Jaybird is also a gifted amateur artist who has won numerous awards for his beautiful watercolor paintings of endangered monkeys dressed as high-ranking Vatican officials.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

tl;dr mindfuck

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Hi Daniel,

mad as ever. Good man.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

i read to .........................................^ this time

you know what i like about daniel?
the way he doesn't just spam his pics and leave.
i just love that he stays around to join in the fun and comment on other peoples' work

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

hey now!

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

am i wrong then?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

tl:dr

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

can you translate that for me, sorry

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

It means:

Too long, didn't read. A comment about attention span on the 'net.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)

well you missed out buddy!

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)

BASS IN YOUR FASS!

I make no apology.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

A) Not enough butter

B) Not enough biscuit

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

needs to be a little bit deeper

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

isn't that what happened to steve irwin?

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

I don't think he got to take the fish home with him afterwards

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

or visa versa

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

That's a good point

I mean, the sting ray killed him fair and square. It should at least be allowed to keep him as a trophy.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

true

stingray 1 - steve irwin 0

"im gonna shove my thumb, right up its arsehole"

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

Nah, he took it to the gra-

Nah, that's a bit dark. :P

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

yikes

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

Nwot, so i'll just drop it here

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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

I'm almost in tears here

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

hey come on

its not that bad a photoshop ;)
edit : www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1377198 compo suggestion anyone?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

its like my grandad used to say....

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

"no lad, suck it like a lollypop"?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

hahahahah

how do you know this?

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

He told me it was worth paying a little extra for decent speakers.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

BLOODY GOOD ADVICE

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)

my grandad said, always try cause who knows

or it might've been
always dry between ya toes

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

She and her nation are pretty much all we talk about now it seems

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(Ok, you have to use your imagination for some of them)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

this gives me the glee of ,memoryyu

and now i need sleep.
gh'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

sleep tight

or loose

or an suitable degree inbetween

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

Goooood night

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

Me too... o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

This is just beyond words.

So I'll type numbers instead.

9290293460123!

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

o ;o

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

Man-eating finger!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

Cannibalism!

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

Excellent sir!

And a pearoast for your trouble

(jammietarts ..., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

Whoa!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

haha he's climbing its fin!

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

fake no... wait

woah its real
winner!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

Rubberbandwagongo!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

Oh, go on then

edit: hmmm.,..so this is what happens when your browser bugs out mid post...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

oh go on then...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

alls well that ends well

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

I don't know why, but I can't shake the feeling

that all her mates are gonna come here now, try and preach, I dunno, about Moggy's weird pedo hentai being "an art form".

Creeps.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

can we ban a whole country?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

Blaady Thaaasands of em!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

Hahahahahaha

*breathes*
hahahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

The fickle finger of fate

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

I love the latest rant thrown in my direction:

"Honestly, I think he has a childish behavior.
Because, he overindulgent comments that only the b3ta board.
He has sacrifice my rights to get a laugh b3ta people.
He does give me a too little opinion.
(I have no idea to his want to do.)
His appearance is the man of 31,
But, mental age would be considerably less."

:D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

and I'd like to add

with tits

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

I'm guessing the youthful mental age is why she's been drawing me.

Any older and I just wouldn't do it for her.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

I just wonder what confusion of ideas is going on here

this is not a case of "LOLJAPANSTRANGE" or "LOLCULTURECLASH"

it's a little scary.

Well, a lot scary :D

I was actually expecting some kind of Japanese invasion but well... I have this crazy notion that "issues" has occur on Japanese sites too... dunno why...

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)

I wouldn't fear a Jap invasion.

The only reason Moggy turned up here was because there's a B3TA group on DevArt, of which I am a member, and she followed the details there to this site.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

ah pity

could have been fun :D

Has she been scared away or will she be back?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)

She seems content flipping out on my DevArt page at the moment.

It's like watching a diarrhea-afflicted chipmunk spin round-and-round in a cage.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)

some pay good money for that kind of performance art

actually

there could be another scenario at work too.. it's a little of a stretch

but B3TA was not as expected

And then "hilarity" ensued.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)

and I'd like to add

with tits

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

-_-

I
AM
NOT!!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)

Toap

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

Ahem...

(jammietarts ..., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

i like ghst dopofgs

i don't have to scoop their shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

have you been at the windowlene again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)

haha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

There's a whole range of these:

Including the official Lethal Weapon knife and a Danny Glover endorsed cricket-bat-with-a-nail-through-it.

(mightnotbeendorsedbyDannyGlover)

(xaer0mancer, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

haha I rofled from my death bed

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:16, archived)

"Oh God...

"Oh Jesus Christ!"

www.oddee.com/item_96466.aspx - Thanks to real for the link

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)

hahaha

I've stood on The Wicker Man's stumps, you know

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

Cool

I've been inside the multi-story carpark from Get Carter. They knocked it down about six months later.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)

because you'd been in it?

you've got some weird stalkers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

If only I did, it would make my life so much more interesting

(I don't see what that has to do with them knocking down the carpark after I'd been in it though...)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

It can be.... ARRANGED

Moooowahahahahaha... ahem.

oooh a dodgy catchphrase

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

That is the sound of la vache qui rit

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

I had a look round the original pyramid stage at Glastonbury festival

it since burned down

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

i've had better

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

a fittingly woody end

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

Alright /Boarders,

I'm a /talker, and wanted to congratulate you on your recent mental flouncing crazy tentacle japanese nutter. We thought we had it hard next door.

message ends, carry on.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

you've missed out on some mental fu7n

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

I actually find it quite heartening

how the Moggy episode has briefly brought /board and /talk together

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

Everyone loves a bit of mental collapse,

I caught a bit of LS18 too, we need to work on our mental cases to catch up.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

he kicked off ion me

like i xcare

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

Do you have wrong hands,

or have you been drinking?

wouldn't want to insult a cripple.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

a liottle from columjn a, a lkittle from co9lumjn b

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

hahaha

I just saw Discomeats' Atomic rework
www.b3ta.com/board/10558352

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

This all looks most entertaining, and I'm sorry I missed the end of it.

Anyone be kind enough to fill me in on the content of those deleted threads? (other than what's in Jahled's screencap)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

well

moggy made pics of kids getting bummed or something, got ratted out, she went mental, told lotsof people (including myself) that she'd kill us, we lol'd, she cut her finger. edit: and hitler turned up in full force to kick her cunt in

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

pretty such sums it up but

you forgot hitler

edit - i believe you mean cunt 'er in the fuck!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

What was JollyJacks and Michael Ellis' place in all of this?

Some sort of stalking?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

from what a gather... and i dont gather much

she was a re-doer of JJ's drawings and other stalkerish behaviour, and michael ellis WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN (i think he found the dodgy pics, or said something to her)
feel free to correct me i was pretty minced that night

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

Michael Ellis unearthed the questionable* pics

JJ was being cyber stalker by the internet looney on another site, she followed him here. she appeared to be bat shit mental.
she lost it when JJ didn't support her lunacy. JJ may have also taken the piss

*paedo rape pics, possibly illegal.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

Pfft

Just looked at ME's profile page :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

why i orrttaaa!!! edited ;)

(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

nwiot

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

LEST WE FORGIVE

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

Oh shit, that's very good. Hahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)

haha YES

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Shlvng, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)

If there's one thing that unites the entirety of b3ta, is a bloody good flouncing.

Should happen more often.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

Oh, please let me park this here again

(since I'm too cowardly to ever post it amidst a genuine flounce)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

Be my guest :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

The whole thing was rather horrid

I joined in.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

cheesus noooooooooooooo

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

hahaha spang

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

haha

great :)

Wicker CDC's rule.

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zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

cor

that's got a fine architectural quality about it

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

Very nice. Good girth.

But won't it go flaccid in the rain?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

this looks strangely familiar

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

Indeed

I did give you credit for posting the link

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

awww.... shucks

i'm just pleased the time i've spent searching for giant cocks on the internet hasn't been completely wasted

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

well, quite.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

hahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

O_O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

Daily Mail reacts to Knox verdict

Screen grab, as they are most likely gonna change it pronto. Genuine.

Original link here...Daily Mail link

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)

you might want to post this on /links

but do it 20 minutes ago

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)

Thanks

And apologies

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

RIS? So Daily Fail has jumped the gun?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

yup

more made-up bollocks from the DM

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

So this is the news as we see it we may change our standpoint as events develop

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

^ This

I'm aware of the case but don't see what's so amazing about the fail's coverage of it.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

she was acquitted

and the DM obviously had two stories ready for either verdict...but put up the wrong one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

while this should be on links

i have to admit the trial i8nterests me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

Screw Naziing

Did they really post this? Wow. And I thought the numerous typos, repeated captions on their images and bizarre focus on Rihanna were the best signs of their utter lack of professionalism. Evidently I was wrong.

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

Love how the plusnet advert fits so well...

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)

I AM DRUNK. DISCUSS.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

JAVELIN

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

you want to fyuck fatima whitbread

or tess\a sanderson

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

not really into women with bigger muscles than mine

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

kind of why i dumped my recent bloke

can't be doing withv a amn who's ego is bigger than mine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

Amen to that

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

he likes poetry and twilight tolo

it was never going to work

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

bigger "love muscles"

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

the electric one?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

the electric oner saves on batteries

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

I want to get drunk. It's been rather stressful this week.

It's getting better, like, but I never miss out on an excuse to have a swift few.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

my life is abo9urt to undergo a situation

that will tuern it on its head. drunk is mjy normal state of being for the next month or so.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

When's the big day?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

not sure

if the 10tgh is just a consultation and the 19th is the exzplorarory thing, i don't know. if the 10th is the exp0loratory thing, thde 19th is the BI8G operation. either way, i'm shitting jmyself.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about,

but I'll wish ya the best of luck with it all anyway. Hope all goes smoothly and (relatively) pain-free. x

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

after all the surgery 8i've had

i thought i wo9uldn't be bo9thered, but if this works, it'll turn my whiole world upside down. if it failsd, it'll mean the end of every hope i evser hand for a normal life.
either way, it's brown trousers timwee.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

Well, if nothing else, you've just invented a great word

"Timwee"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

i like this word

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

I'm sure it'll go well :) don't worry about it!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

i know it's ridiculous

but i've newver been througfh anything this big or this important.v it's literally life changing.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

Oh it does sound important, but I wouldn't be panicking over it :)

It always turns out well in the end.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

i hope you're right, i really do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

To put it into perspective

A friend of mine was born with a dodgy heart, which got so bad she nearly died. She had possibly one of the most dangerous operations you could have; she had her heart replaced with this. www.360oandp.com/Data/Sites/1/artificial-heart.jpg

And she's perfectly fine now :) it'll be a walk in the park!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

thanks :)

this makesd me feel betteftr, it really does

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

That is a thing of beauty

And like Mr Fox's Bourbon Biscuits up there said, all will be well.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

It really is, I owe the world to that little gadget.

Technology, eh? Where next...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

i'll be on morphine for a week

so it's a;ll good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

your picture is better than that Terra Nova thing what's on

I think I shall stare at this instead of the last 45 minutes of the program

Also, I have a premier scheduled!

I dun a video a few weeks back for comedy song writer Helen Arney, it gets its official debut at Popcorn's Kernel Club this Wednesday.

I won't be there, but if you're in that there London, pop along

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

good choicwe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

I tried watching the first ep of that

bit of a yawnfest, fed up of all these supposed sci-fi shows turning into drama soaps

I want some big fuck-off robots or aliens fighting on distant planets in made-up galaxies, not humans bickering over petty shit

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

They try to make up for it with fantastic CGI. But it doesn't work.

I have tried to watch Dr. Who recently, and last about three minutes before I am compelled to turn it off.

I'll take the old Who, without the flashy computer stuff any day.

That's really cool about Happytoast. Yay.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

Took me about four minutes to turn over

A quick blast of the crappy incidental music usually does it, if nothing else does. Just so cliched and loud. Loved the incidentals from the 70's episodes though; all that wonderful garde stuff.

CGI is only ever any good when you can't tell it's CGI, otherwise, just make a rubber suit!

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

Brains are pretty good at filling in the gaps without all of the fancy computer stuff.

I know I'm perilously going into old grumpy man territory.

But I was watching a Buster Keaton film last night. The lightning was just a frame or two of a jagged line drawn on the film. But it worked.

Or in Citizen Kane, if you look at the snow, and leaves falling, in some scenes, you can tell they're just drawn on the frames.

I think my gripe is partly due to what the cgi stuff is telling me, even if it's subliminal. That my brain isn't good enough.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Get off my lawn you rotten kids *shakes fist*

Been grumpy for many years me!

The one I always remember is the final scene at the end of the first episode of "The Ark in Space", the bit where Harry opens a cupboard and the big insecty thing comes out... cut to end credits. That had me absolutely cacking myself as a kid, so much so that I didn't watch the rest of it at the time, even though I knew it wasn't real and it was just a rubber suit. Looking at the CGI stuff now, there isn't anything I think would have had the same effect on me.

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

\o/ yay

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

I am drunk. Pole vault.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

i am not in tremors

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

I would like to get drunk too

Owing to my current affliction of Massive Pain of the Face.
I have some gin and some peach schnapps. Can I interest you in any before I down the lot?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

poor you:(

i suggest sherry. it gets you fucked up fast and it's cheap.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

Sherry I can do.

*Cheers*

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

sherry is lovely

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

sweet sherry is awesome

Pity there's only some really cheap cooking sherry left in the house :(

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

i go for medium

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

I found rum instead. Mmm rum.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

vodka is good

as is tequila but it gives me heartnburn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

Aghhhhhhhhhh tequila is the piss of satan!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

last time i drank it, i woke up in a bush

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

Exactly

Satan's bush.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

a bush at the beach

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

That sounds quite pleasant

Unless, of course, it was bathed in the searing hellfires of eternal damnation and the sea was a sluice of blood, pregnant with the putrid bodies of rapists?

Bridlington?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

if it was i didn;t notice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

*refrains from obvious commment*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

i don'yt do that shit

i'm not a vagitarian

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

Hehe

drank

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

Tell /talk about it

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

i'm drunk not suicidal

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

I thought that was a mirror

until I saw the green eyes. Mine are a subtle shade of bloodshot.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

i started off with blue eyes

extensive nerve damage yhas turned them gree, which suits me finhe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

You have a brother called Charlie

AICMFP

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

you made me laugh :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

Drunk is just memories

Due to very happy times, my liver just won't let me drink. I tried. Oh, I paid the price.

Drink while you can!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)

i wi;ll

i'm a bit messed up right now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

^ Would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

i know. you perv

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

The discus? Well..

The discus throw is an event in track and field athletics competition, in which an athlete throws a heavy disc—called a discus—in an attempt to mark a farther distance than his or her competitors. It is an ancient sport, as evidenced by the 5th century BC Myron statue, Discobolus. Although not part of the modern pentathlon, it was one of the events of the ancient pentathlon, which can be dated at least back to 708 BC

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

now you're just beibng a cunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I cannot forgive!!!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

anyone seen Freebase recently? he's let himself go a bit...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

Sexy time is here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

Where's that

no no no cat when you need him?

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..wil, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

This weekend's madness has taken its toll on the poor guy.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

ride the waves!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

I saw him last month.....................he did look a little on the heavy side.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

Damn, he's let himself go, hasn't he?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

Hahahaha

His expression just makes every pic better

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

*resists temptation to post fave freebase pic*

www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/FreebaseOnFuckingFire.jpg

(so posts link instead)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

Hahahahahaha see?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/5b1c5e3fee459603deb9483e5721982f/l.jpg

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

It's party time for jonesy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

It's ALWAYS party time for him

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

Hah! It's like he's been shopped on from that image up there ^

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

He gets around

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

Hahaha! A new bandwagon in progress? Eavesbase?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

ITV Exposure : The Factory - exclusive footage

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

ah, wasted youth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

im confused

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

Crime is confusing, crime is confusing

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

I don't want my arms to feel like a couple of fortnights in a bad balloon.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

ITV documentary 'Exposure' used computer game footage last week claiming it was an IRA film. Just taking it to the next level with some old school Donkey Kong.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

aahhh - i get it now

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

Where's the donkey?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

Yes it does, but it feels good.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

should have put nyan cat on the end of that

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:50, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

So:

what did she do with the sexy girls in space?
edit: sorry, that sounds a bit mean. It's a great picture, but far from my idea of sexy. Sorry.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

large boobs do not automatically equal sexy

she looks like a huge-titted version of Vera Webster from Superman 3

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

O_o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

you know i'm right

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

Well you did say your eyes are fucked up too.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

hahaha!

"why is the picture fuzzy?"
"she always looks like that"

/approximation of plot point

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

But I bet it can be milked...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

i wouldn't try, personally

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

She will shoot him.

With her guns too.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

before or after gus gorman's super computer turns her into a cyborg?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

ah...you need some new movies.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

you're not kidding

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)

she's got some dangerous weapons

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

Looks like some kind of

novelty water bomb balloon

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..wil, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

pfffft

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

milk

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

I particularly like the tentacles raping the back of her head.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

No rape.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

do not misunderstand me

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE ATOMIC

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

T-shirts or it's a lie.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

waste troll

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

deviantart.com here i come

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

The Waste Trolls of Wimbledon Common are we...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

i do love this

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

I might cover the Wombles theme to co-incide with the weekend's shenanigans.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

You know, Moggy "clicked" this:

www.b3ta.com/board/10558295

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

WAAAARGH fucking hell!

Hang on, how do you know she/he did? You can do that?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

I added her as a friend

"Friends activity" gives you a feed of what people liked, as well as what they posted.

She also liked this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10555159
and this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10554798
which kind of supports the theory that her Engrish was just a ruse, because if you didn't understand some pretty specific slang terms the latter pic especially wouldn't make any sense. Unless she was just clicking things indiscriminately, which also wouldn't surprise me.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

Oh yes of course! *facepalms* forgot about that.

This could be read either way; they may have been bluffing us, but for someone to make such a long-winded backstory and join many sites with the same persona is a little OCD...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

It's very odd - she also clicked some of the bad taste Schindler's List pics

but before that she only ever clicked arts, mostly yours and atomics, in fact.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Either she was just clicking any random picture, or she has quite a sick sense of humour.

Actually... thinking about it... yeah, she probably has.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

You DO NOT disrespect our Incoherent Golden Bummed Goddess!

I NEVER FORGIVE!
HUN DAN!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

Dogeyes! D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

No wai.

Ha ha! *polite bow*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

You mean she didn't click on anything of MINE?

Pah! Tasteless.

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boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

Don't forgive her!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

you said everyone ignores....uh.........who?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

If you "update your profile"

and tick yes to "share your likes"

then visitors to your profile can click a link to see every post on every board that you liked
"simples"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

Ha ha...one of my best. :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

and I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MY DOG

(cfb)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

You know what you have to do.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

I know a good recipe

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

Blood sausage

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

It's a dachshund then, is it?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

'kin ell

she must be on a planet with extremely high gravity

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

Well she does weigh about 220.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

Digging the style; the suit reminds me a lot of the one my character wears.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

SUE

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

thats quite a nice name for her

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

Susan... not bad.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

Not Biffy the floaty fox?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

haha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

I think that'd suit something more like this.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

Sue Buttburn

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

Haha :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

The name Sue sounds almost suspiciously apt, but I can't work out why

Is there perhaps another anthropomorphic futuristic warrior fox called Sue?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

*checks "special website"* not that I can see.

I was actually jotting down possible names using a generator the other day, and thought of the surname Blackburn. So Sue Blackburn...?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

What about tufty nutkins?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

Sounds like Tufty from the old Green Cross Code adverts got adopted.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

I do NOT like

where this conversation is going one bit!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

Why not? o_o

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

Because my name is Sue!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

Oh o_o my apologies!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

Don't you flounce on us, now!

Forgive him!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:06, archived)

wasn't one of the caramel ad foxes or bunnines called sue?

maybe i'm getting confusing with the sooty show

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

The panda in Sooty was called Sue, yes. Wait... there were foxes in Caramel ads?

EDIT: Oh right.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugKNI7FLiW8

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

Possibly. I don't think I'd know though

It's definately something about the less cuddliness of Bourbon's fox that seems to say Sue. Perhaps it's a Japanese thing, and Sue is short for Suki.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

I copied Jolly Jack.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

I wasn't saying you copied, just comparing :)

Besides, I'm sure there's other voluptuous space women/fox things out there.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

She is Trudi Stephens AICMFP

Also, like the more severe, strict, ladies then? {;-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

O_O

no no no no no

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

Hahaha

You googled that...

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

I Googled 'huge clam' and her pics are there.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

Have some my my sexy girls in space:

cghub.com/images/view/119704/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

To Mars! I fucking love sexy girls in space.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

most sexy girls in space would die horribly, as their space suits are terribly un-insulated, not sealed, and have large areas exposing bare skin

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

I didn't know you could get spacesuits made from giant condoms!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

Now you do.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

Braxo: No way!

original character by me
art base atomic

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

I missed my finger and slit both my wri-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

OH NOES!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

haha

excellent!

Is that a JJ poster in the background?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

It's Mao, Lenin, Marx, Stalin and Castro having a party.

With 'WELCOME TO THE PARTY!" in big letters at the top. Just roll with it. :P

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

ah - the design which started off on threadless.com

then was nicked and bootlegged all over the shop!
www.threadless.com/product/383/The_Communist_Party

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

Haha ace :D here's the one I've got

www.amazon.co.uk/Welcome-Party-Maxi-Poster-91-5/dp/B001GKY58Q

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

X__X

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

Andy: I just got my PWEI tickets - we shall go to the ball

Original character is me
Post base by emvee

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

Sweet - I have a receipt for collect-at-the-door

Amazon says the album arrives on Thursday

This is gonna kick arse

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

i hope they dont play much of their new stuff

ive not heard any of it yet, but i dont have high hopes. PWEI were a product of the times, and im really not sure what they would sound like nowadays

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

I don't know if she is sexy, but that sure isn't Luton town centre.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

Terrorist in Egypt with a sore neck.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

But pink moon and ray gun!

It MUST be sci-fi.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

There are no dresses in space.

They tend to float up.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

Actually

there is no reason why they should. If gravity is lower then the dress will weigh proportianetly as less as its surroundings, so should behave much in the same way as on Earth. In zero gravity it would only float up if given the momentum to do so.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

Justify teh sexy, go on.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

I can't.

It is SCIENCE, not teh sexy.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

Egypt, if Egypt was in space

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

I believe this must be France

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

she didn't like it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

It never crossed my mind

until tonight that this could be a Jacob holiday snap.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

Subtle space camel toe

approved

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

Understanding is bliss.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

from the planet Cameltoe?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

Tissue?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

Tell her once.

Click for bigger (328 kb)

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

oof

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

That's what she said

;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

oof (slight return)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

oof oof is foofoo backwards.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

what's glove got to do with it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)

you lost that glove in Ealing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

that's the power of glove

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)

Can you smell the glove tonight?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

Glove me tender

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

i don't know why i glove you, but it's fun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

I feel glove

(original disco mix or Curve's cover)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

it must be glove

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

All you need is glove

(User #86772, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)

when a glove loves a magnet

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)

glove is a magnet splendoured thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)

I'm gonna wash that magnet right out of my hair

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)

i can't take any more!

my brain is fried!
i need a drink.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

Gloving You

is easy 'cos your magnetised

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

Glove conkers awl

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

Where is the glove?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

Does your car have a love compartment?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

hand in love

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

Glove reign o'er me

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4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

they did make a game out of it.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

hahaha

winner

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Tiring work mowing the Battenberg...

Would you like a link to a massive version? Big cake...hmmm...

EDIT - massive one here i.imgur.com/MgbWx.jpg

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

I love this

And it has cake. Double the love.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

It didn't last long after the photo was taken.

Walloped down with a bucket of tea.

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

nice!

mowing the sides must be the really tricky part.

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enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

can i eat the contents of the grass bag?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

Hmmmmmmmm

nom nom nom.

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

i am the ermintrude of marzipan

wait, that came out wrong....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

This makes me the Dougal of sponge.

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

all we need now is the brian of fudge and the zebedee of trifle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

Not to forget the Dylan of teacakes

which sounds a bit ecclesiastical

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

yes it does

i've just learned a very important lesson about shoes :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

Pray tell

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

it doesn't matter if they're lovely

it doesn't matter if they're silver and peep-toed.
it doesn't matter if they've got a 6-inch cork wedge heel.
if they're on sale for £1, there's a good reason for it :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

Oh no!

Well, at least you didn't waste a lot of money on them

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

i only went on a quick booze run

and my feet are killing me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

:( I just managed to trip over my own skirt

(I got gin and tonic in the end)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

i've done that loads of times!

i got a bottle of white to go with my can of strongbow.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

Well, you couldn't let that can of Strongbow get lonely, could you?

I'm now going to attempt to watch Delicatessen, which I might regret as it will probably disturb me.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

i'm watching mythbusters

it's a repeat, but the new episode is on at 9.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

what have I told you about shopping at Shoe Zone

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

0_0

actually, it was shoe market

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

the answer is

"you have never told me anything about shopping at Shoe Zone"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

i didn't know that

my memory is terrible

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

shoes are not the only fruit?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)

they're not fruit :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

Unless you are Carmen Miranda

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

good point

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

But mowing it takes the loverly loverly marzipan away!!!

think of what you're doing man!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

LOVE THAT!!

Brilliant.

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

what are you thinking, man?

you should be putting the kettle on whilst you wait!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

I hope he hasn't over-watered them

they should be moist but not soggy. :)

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enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

A watched Battenberg never sprouts

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

Bloody lovely!

Well done and have a click.

I once did a paperboy.

Edit: and a flower girl.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

Ah, thanks very much old chap.

I've got a little reading man on order! That's a good one!

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

Did he recover?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

how many stitches did they need?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

Nice - reminds me of the Cottingley fairies

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

Ooh! I've got one of those!

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

Bam!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

I'm not sure that's a newspaper

it looks like an albino crocodile's head

which probably contains more actual news than a newspaper

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

"The paper holds their folded faces to the floor, and every day

Roger Waters whines about his mother"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

Woo

Carry on mowing. Give the marzipan to those who love it and the cakey bit, I will gladly accept!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

All marzipan should be mowed, pulped and burned.

Blech!

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

He is for hire.

He's good at wedding cakes.

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

Mmmm tasty, here's one of my little people art works

and massive

here

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

I like how the guy in the car is the bastard son of Sloth and Bill Compton

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

haha

which ever way you see it he was always a sleazy character in my mind

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

Fuck me!

Now that is good!

*clicks

Edit: when you cfb you can see her arse cheeks! *fwaps

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

hahaha

cheers, it does help having free access to high end lights/cameras and a top retoucher, saying that I have made all my own sets, shot and lit it. It drives me a little mad..

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

Oh that is special.

Very cool.

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

I've loving all these minatures

What scale is everyone in?

*eyes currently being painted WH40K models to right of laptop*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

The small folk I use are HO scale.

The smaller ones lack something.

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magictoast, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

yep. 1:87 scale

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

watching this tonight..

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satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

pfff

drowning is quite peaceful, once you pass out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)

That is one

of my favourite films.

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enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

Where are Davlar and Georgalar?

(iamgoingtohell, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)

where's his neck?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

In his shoes.

Which is slightly above his talent.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

ahah. ahahahahah.

*click*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

He should be put in an airtight jar and kept in a dark room for several years.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

haha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

"the laughing testicle"

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mutated monty, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

*tries to unsee*

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)

oh fuck

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

Throat scrote

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

Prick of the first order.

I would actually rather have Pickles sitting in my living room than Corden.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

I would rather have hungry jaguars sitting in my living room than Corden.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

This too.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

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