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Did it miss us?

(those dead pixels are on your monitor screen)

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:03, archived)

Sitll don't know what this is.

I like it. I'm thinking fiery intestinal worm hitting earth to parasitize Cthulu and his ilk.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:15, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:26, archived)

Somewhere Gumby's bust'n a nutt!

(Fly Projector, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:35, archived)

BLANKA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:36, archived)

Santa? 0_O

(Fly Projector, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:40, archived)

0-o

Christmas has come early this year

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Chumps 👀, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:11, archived)

I wake up, turn on the computer and see this.
I need mind bleach to rescue the day

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:13, archived)

QUICK CHAIN UP SHATNER

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 5:59, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:27, archived)

PREPARE THE ALTAR

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:40, archived)

Crazy Claw. Look out for dead Milli and Vanillli

I don't konw. I'm fucking bored bored board. And the time change and everything. It's dark. And...oh nevermind.

yay

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:44, archived)

I don't believe in skeletons.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:45, archived)

ED BALLS' GHOST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:46, archived)

what does that mean

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:04, archived)

like a puppet on a string

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:20, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:20, archived)

i bet she smells nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:21, archived)

is that Ashley Tissdale?

(Fly Projector, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:32, archived)

jessica alba

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:38, archived)

Jessica smell-ba

(Fly Projector, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:41, archived)

Nice

This big nose stuff reminds me of that old sinutab advert..You know the one?

(Sherbs, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)

It's not real, a skeletons, it's just a thing from in a movies.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 5:46, archived)

everybody wang chung tonight

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:20, archived)

I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:29, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:32, archived)

I recognise that source pic!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:32, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:21, archived)

hmmm, nice!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:23, archived)

EVIL EVIL MONKEY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:28, archived)

Captain Hadfuck.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 5:46, archived)

hahaha!

I missed out today.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:50, archived)

I'm thinking of printing some of these out,

to leave like flyers under the windscreen wipers of dickheads who take up two parking spaces bacause they can't park.

(Testicles just for you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:43, archived)

MAKE IT SO

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:45, archived)

Just throw a brick through their windshield

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)

wrap the brick in paper with this printed on it and you're onto a winner

i want one they says "oi cunt, i'm walking here!"

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:22, archived)

WOO!

In other news....

Grab a bargain, An iphone that's clearly not an iphone!

Been watching this all day, I feel sorry for the poor sap who gets it, for some reason he didnt respond to my question asking WTF it was as iphones don't have replaceable batteries, not without a lot of fuck farting about anyway!

NOT an iphone

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)

it's amazing how gullible people are because an object looks just like a more expensive object

a friend of mine was planning on importing a bunch of what they thought was iPhones to re-sell at higher prices, until I pointed out they weren't iPhones because there was absolutely no mention of the word "iPhone" or "Apple" on the phones or in the description

sometimes I dispair at the fuckwittedness of people

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:55, archived)

save the print job and just scratch DIPSHIT into the paintwork

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:51, archived)

double points for doing it outside of a martial arts training centre

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:59, archived)

triple points for doing it outside of a Boots

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)

Instawin for your own car.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)

AND TAKE A SHIT ON THE BACK SEAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:25, archived)

now you're thinking!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:40, archived)

YES

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)

While you're at it have some stickers of this made

and leave them wherever you feel appropriate

(twattybanjo, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 2:12, archived)

Grrrr Why did I read that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:34, archived)

The car you've used is too wide to fit between the lines you've drawn

dipshit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:45, archived)

do the opposite

make up a flyer saying their parking was awesome and they can win a prize at a website, giving the address

and when they go there they get told they're completely fucking useless at parking and they should have their driving license revoked

and setup a complaints section of the site so they can vent their anger, and the rants get posted online so we can all see their patheticness :D

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:50, archived)

ooo yes!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:58, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:59, archived)

I have so had this idea....

hundreds of times but forgotten about it after the red mist has cleared.

"why not learn to park?"

(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:51, archived)

Is it going to rain today?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:10, archived)

Probably, but it will not rain on Thursday

Last week I left my umbrella at my employer's HQ, and it has rained every day since then. Thursday I'm going back in and will pick it up, so it will stop raining that day.

Not that I would ever be guilty of magical thinking.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:14, archived)

Shall we have our photo taken?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P96cFKd4irY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)

Yeah we had a big thunderstorm last night and there's another one predicted for tomorrow

Should be a good summer.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)

Absolutely - I love watching the storms rolling in. Also people trying to put up cheap umbrellas in the wind.

And I'm glad that I don't have to rely on catching the train

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:41, archived)

Yeah, working from home has a few perks

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:45, archived)

FUN FUN FUN

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)

Yes

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:14, archived)

have a hellyfunt

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)

aces

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)

Daaa duh duh duh daaaaaa, da duh da da di da da di daaaa

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)

*calls peta*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)

Yay

Life needs more carefree elephants

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)

Greatest. Show. On. Earth,

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)

^This...

(Testicles just for you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:44, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlLIa8_pLpk

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)

That elephant has better handwriting than me....

Or trunk writing, that's crap at it too.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:02, archived)

A swingin' safari

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)

Weeeeeeee!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)

Hahaha, yay!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)

Aw hell yeah

Your stuff is consistently fucking great.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:49, archived)

cheers

much appreciated :D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)

fabulous

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)

i thought Armageddon was a great film, especially the...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)

oww...my...eyes.

I guess they're special but not 3d.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)

nope!

the source was him and Bruce willis, but at the last moment i realised it was should be 'afflecks' so copied him over

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)

matt damon

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)

Have 20 cents

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)

well I'll buy that for a dollar

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)

In fuck we trust.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:54, archived)

IN FUCK WE TRUST

Edit: FUCK the PISS!

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:58, archived)

I really need to change the lettering on that bill but as yet I have not been arsed

E PLURIBUS COPULAMUS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:27, archived)

Pffft

I prefer the other tits down there tbh.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)

If they had only used this version of the song

I wouldn't be here in my hovel talking to you peasants*

www.b3mused.com/audios/215/miss-a-thing.html

*Love you all really.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:33, archived)

Them again

Edit: But they're in a different order now...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)

overly contrived cover band

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)

hahah...gaaaaaaaah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)

hahaha

crikey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)

nice nips.

is that you down there? ;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)

didn't he lose his nips in an unfortunate threshing accident?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)

yeah

but it's an old photo
they're knee-shooters these days

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)

*shoots from the knee*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)

oh, pshaw

I bet you have just darling nipples under that lovely blouse you're wearing.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)

*scratches head*

aha!
arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)

what am I looking at?

/rissing to hell

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)

Ben Affleck pictures without Ben Affleck

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOFX

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)

Aha! We're close to shaggy dog story territory here...

And that's a good thing!
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1166374

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)

I thought that was a link to an image challenge suggestion

I was struggling to imagine how that would go.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)

Well, as I said, your creation above is close to being a visual SDS

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)

Slight TJ: Anyone own the DVD silver anniversary edition of Flash Gordon? I want to copy the musical loop they use in the menu options. Any idea how I can do this?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)

play it on your PC and record from the sound card / stereo mix in Audacity (or the like)

or you could try demuxing with a third party app
forum.videohelp.com/threads/286292-Rip-DVD-menu-audio

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)

*Investigates*

I'm on a Mac, but that looks interesting, so thanks for that :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)

in which case it appears Soundflower would do the job

wiki.audacityteam.org/wiki/Recording_audio_playing_on_the_computer#Mac

I like Audacity, but there are probably free/trial demuxing apps for Mac too

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)

you can get audacity for mac

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)

yes.

it's not for ripping/demuxing though (I'm talking about two things at once)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)

there is usually a hidden setting in your computer's sound option

that when selected it allows you to record what is playing. You would need some software like Audacity.

edit:what she said ^^

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)

listen to it on headphones

and hum along, then record your humming onto your phone.
send yourself a mms of the recording of you humming

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:32, archived)

Buy 500 CD-Rs

...
profit

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)

but all i need is a knife

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)

You're a mac then?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)

27bslash6.com/xmasalbum.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)

If your TV has a headphone jack

Run a cable between that and the microphone port on your computer.

Use a sound program to record.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)

how have you found that for headphone output, decent frequency range?

I have some cassette tapes I want to record to WAV but none of my decks at home have a line out

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)

If you're recording from a cassette you won't notice any real loss

It's not perfect if you're recording from cds/flac but a little bit of hiss reduction in cool edit will solve it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:24, archived)

worth a go then

I just checked, the old TEAC deck here at work has a line out, there are options

here are some tapes
http://www.flickr.com/photos/97137942@N00/6314776180/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)

good evening everybody

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)

artsy tits are always SFW :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)

always

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)

* Fires up Google for a source pick of Jedwood

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)

No, no, no

They're arsey twits

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)

and these are arses holding tits

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)

I have a cousin with the surname Titarsole

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)

youtu.be/AkfnBtQl2n8

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)

Hahah.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:35, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)

I knew I shouldn't have put my picture on the internet

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)

What about the 1000+ picture collection of you i've downloaded?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)

Not me

My head was 'shopped on by a disgruntled ex.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:37, archived)

i can't remember if this was you, can you gaz me some to check?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)

Nice nipps

NSFW 2.bp.blogspot.com/-CvYfHAuPNkA/TfcWwqJBzZI/AAAAAAAABfM/GdGp5ohHyLU/s1600/nipple+extension+real.jpg NSFW

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)

Thanks

I was running out of nightmares

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)

pepperami anyone?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)

;)

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)

wobbly bloke?

is that you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)

no :)

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=birthday+VAGs

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)

haha

no results

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)

I got results.

Some of those are quite good...

~~Some~~ A few

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)

Ha ha ha...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)

Ha!

www.b3ta.com/board/10596490

(serge, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)

yeah i saw that

it's just down there
*points*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)

Nice!

i'll never eat a peperami again!

(serge, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)

Squildo graping...

*adjust seating position*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)

That's awesome mate

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)

ta!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)

Top bangers.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)

you should see her mash

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)

Is she covered in Chocolate

Or Shi...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)

Nicely sir!!!

*click*

PS Get my FB request answered you ;)

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Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)

i can't

i've just binned my account!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)

Ah, okedokee...

...I'll just have to 'poke' on here you little sausage ;)

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Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)

BEWBS!

*clicks 'i like this' in pance*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)

More of this sort of thing!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)

Cool

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)

Probably nwot

But it needed to be done, sorry.

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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)

a wunch

of bankers.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)

hahah! See also 'Camp of hairdressers'

It's a troop of baboons though.../pedant
*goes off to watch Not The Nine O'clock News*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)

Gerald and I do share a house

"but not in the Biblical sense"

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)

hehehe

see also: a breakfast of champions
a sport of kings

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)

Very good

Clicky for making me giggle like a loon.

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:58, archived)

Get arnold schwarzenegger

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)

Dey try to keel me, bud I keel dem!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)

What a git!

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)

Whoa! Is that legal?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)

Yay for practical population control :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)

sorted!

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)

Nice one Arnie!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)

Dey're Howwible!

/Kindergarten Cop

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:20, archived)

Salvador Mundi

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(serge, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:22, archived)

Bored!

(serge, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)

I don't like Mundis

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)

Tell me why..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)

yeh just saw it on CNN

and then they were like : the full story on friday. bastards. anyways i could have sworn ive seen the picture a lot of times before so i dont get that: we just found him thing. im kinda lost.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:00, archived)

BATTLE BROS

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Microwave, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:48, archived)

My money is on pyramid head

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:51, archived)

theyre a team, no competition

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Microwave, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)

But they have to team up with the Circle of Fuck and the Cross of Flan

then they can be the Playstation Four!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:00, archived)

The Cross has the weirdest fucking head, just a little face in the middle of the cross and those weird extremedies, weird ass skull; nobody likes him

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Microwave, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:01, archived)

I thought the Playstation Four had been cleared of all wrongdoing

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:19, archived)

It was a hung jury - but the question is who supplied the rope?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)

The one on the left is Dolph Lundgren.

AICMFP

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)

Dolph "Squarehead" Lundgren

Hahaha!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:17, archived)

What a helmet!

The triangle is a helmet isn't it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:13, archived)

Maybe Clay can build one :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)

Out of clay?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)

VGJM

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:32, archived)

I apologise forthwith.

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)

ok, then i'm leaving this here and saying goodnight

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)

Captain Fuck?

I like the amount of effort you put in there.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)

A GOOD NIGHT TO YOU, TO BE PRECISE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking hell

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

FUCKing brilliant

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Frogbeat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)

yes!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)

batfuck

christ, i'm so bored.
bored and annoyed.
bored and annoyed and cold.
bored and annoyed and cold and skint.
bored and annoyed and cold and skint and sober.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00."Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said,"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
====AND THATS WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE FAN.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)

did they have parrot for dinner?

i don't like birds

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)

I'm sure it probably

had something to say about getting a good stuffing.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)

as long as it wasn't chestnut

that stuff's nasty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)

Roast chestnuts are gorgeous

~~roast~~ microwaved

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)

i disagree

and now i'm going to watch the crazies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)

Looking out the window?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:43, archived)

Bored. Crazies. Killing.

Then you might like this-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqZJI7X8K30

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:53, archived)

Or this

Wait for the ending.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=95jQ7VVBdLI

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)

Hehe, I like that

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)

I am also all of these

Along with a hatred of Spainshire

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:15, archived)

Presumably this tool only exists in GIMP

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)

BOOOO! I mean, Yay

Sex, Lies, and B3ta

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:30, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:08, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)

heheh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:31, archived)

Messing around with Photoshop effects.

And before you ask about the context, it's something going on at uni; a sort of instant-messaging without computers, with someone else who uses the illustration room when I'm not there.

It's totally relevant, honest.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)

quick, robo-sonic!

gulp down one of those big air bubbles, or for you, the water level is over!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)

That brings back memories... frantic, panic-inducing memories.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)

pissed my cousins right off with that game

i'd never played it before and they'd been stuck on that level for 2 days. i restarted the game and completed the whole thing within 2 hours! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)

Sonic 2 ftw :P I think the quickest I've beaten that game is about 45 minutes to an hour.

A new one's come out, Sonic Generations. I've pretty much set out to hate any Sonic game after a certain point, but this one looks pretty damn good.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)

quickest one ever was super mario 2

45 minutes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)

Not a big fan of Super Mario 2. It just doesn't feel like a Mario game

which makes sense; it's a clone of a Japanese game called Doki Doki Panic.

I love Super Mario World though, it's totally possible to finish the game and see the special world in the better half of an hour.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)

not played any of them in ages

i remember that the original version had a maximum life number set at 127, which you could easily get up to if you knew what you were doing on level *thinks* 4-1, or thereabouts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)

Yeah, there's a thing you can do; keep stamping on a Koopa shell against some steps.

Definitely helps on world 8. Even now I think that game can get pretty difficult.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)

that's the one

i liked mario 3, mainly for the raccoon suit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)

Mario 3 was excellent, shame it was released just as the NES was dying out.

I guess its exposure in 'The Wizard' helped boost sales. :P

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)

when i first got my snes

i played the hell out of that game. then i got mariokart and went on a serious obsessive one

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)

I had the SNES and Mega Drive when I were a kid, so I got the best of both worlds :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

we had a spectrum

nothing but punchy and disco dan :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)

I'd love to have a retro console, like a Commodore 64 or something.

I think I may have had an Atari 2600 as well, but I can't remember for the life of me.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)

i've got a gamecube atm

great for mariokart and zwlda

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)

Nice :D I don't know where my Gamecube's gone... probably in the attic.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)

it's not technically mine

but it's allowed to live at my house

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)

I see.

Oh, I've heard that the price of the Wii has gone down to about £80-something.

Yeah, it's ONLY JUST got a price reduction.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)

Zx81

Then a C64, followed by a NES, N64, Dreamcast, PS2/XBOX and finally Xbox360.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)

I think my order goes;

Mega Drive, SNES, PS1, N64, PS2, Gamecube, Wii, 360.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)

pah!

zx spectrum, snes, gamecube, xbox. fie on your fancy machines!
*jealous*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)

What?

You outclassed me right up to the xbox.

FIE on your ungrateful nature towards games consoles!

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)

they weren't mine :(

we had to share!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)

One day I am going to sneak this track onto someone's phone

And set it as their alarm in the morning.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)

Robot fox

sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Tails_Remote_Robot

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)

tails ruined the whole thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)

How does the water not leak in around his tail?

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)

Some kind of rubber seal, I presume

or possibly a PVC walrus

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)

Shhhhh! :P

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)

I want his boots anyways :D

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)

~~his~~ hers :P

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)

Whoops

Well it was the boots I was admiring :D

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)

You're coming along in leaps and bounds, man.

Good stuff.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)

Thank you! :)

I'm planning on writing a short story involving this style of character; just gotta get uni work out of the way first.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)

Damn you, education!

Always getting in the way.

Best of luck with it, sir.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)

Tell the squirelle he's being chased by mistarons.....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)

squirrelle?

have you been attacked by a bad case of victorian gentlemanism?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)

indubitably, m'ladie

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)

*tips bonnet*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)

Google just told me I meant squirrel.!

My new approuch to spellering is, if in doubt about how many letters there are in a word, put them all in...!

Apparently I meant Mysterons too ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)

That's how the redcoats do it. Us yanks remove as many letters as possible

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)

And you also end every sentence in either Pilgrem or pardner....

Where as all English people say mate or duck....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)

haha!

almost totally correct, bub! :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)

You are both Wolverine and Canadian aicmfp

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)

I'll greet you with "Ya or rite mate"

And you can go "Howdy buddy" ;-)

The difference in pronounciation here made me smile when I first found it..

www.forvo.com/word/alpha_and_omega/

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)

never bothered with spellcheck or the like

spelling is something i'm excellent at, which makes up for my total shitness when it comes to math.
the only time my spelling screws up is when i'm drunk or my nails have hit the wrong key

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)

Numbers are easy... they just do what they are told.....

Letters on the other hand are mad, I mean who decided that business should be spelt like that? maddness I tell you...! it reads and sounds nothing like it is spelt...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)

are you dyslexic?

you explain that just like my friend does

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)

Yes.....

Slighly dyslexic, plus do have genuine difficulty spelling, (Two different things)add them together with typos...!! triple wammy.... ;-)

Tiredness serverely effects the dyslexic... that's why I reply slowly sometimes... it also seems to affect my ability to concisly put into the written word what is acrually in my head....

If you ever met my in person and talked to me, I'm one of those people that uses2 0 words where 2 or 3 would have done..!

Some days I'm on here and I look at what I have written, and if I;m tired and not concentrating litteraly ever word is back to front...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)

yep, just like my mate!

man, i'm SO BORED!
might go and watch the crazies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)

I have no idea what the crazies are.... but you enjoy them...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)

Put simply, they need watching

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)

I don't usually put the TV on at this time..... but is you tell me what chanal, I shall go and have a quick look

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)

I thought maybe you meant something belonging to Mr Ron... :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)

He took that back ages ago...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:23, archived)

more likely being chased by ivy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)

SQUIRRELS WITH RIGOR MORTIS

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)

:D stiff tits

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)

Is it cold?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:52, archived)

Those special moments caught on camara...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)

~~Messing around with Photoshop effects.~~ 'I FILTA'D'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)

i installed PS on a new comp the other day, when i zoom it to 600% all these squares appear, it happens on both 32 and 64 bit versions

anyone know how to turn them off?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:52, archived)

maddisondesigns.com/2009/10/10-second-tip-controlling-the-photoshop-pixel-grid/

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)

i actually just found it myself there

i didn't think it would be so easy, thanks anyway.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)

There you go

I've fixed it for you...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)

Whats her face look like then?

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)

I've drawn her a few times without a mask.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)

Ha!

The womble loaded up first. She has serius eyes.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)

Ahh, the Waste Troll, something I hold close to my heart :)

And I'm trying to get a sort of graphic novel off the ground involving this character (fox lady, not the Waste Troll (although I could do something with him as well)).

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)

I wrote a story about a Troll

for my kid. Illustrated too. Not very good but his massive imagination was more than able to make up for it.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:19, archived)

It's what I'll most likely do if I ever have kids.

I actually think we've got a children's book illustration project next semester too.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)

I firmly believe in drowning furries, I fully endorse this

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)

That's deep.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)

Star wars free art meddling

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)

this is nice

it's good to see some real art

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)

Thank you muchly

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Brill Waspie!! What a treat :) *Click*

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Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)

Constable had terrible trouble trying to paint the white smoke

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)

It's a lonely game is Twister

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)

i'm banned from playing that game :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)

Insisting on playing naked when no one else wants to again?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)

nope got a giggling fit and landed on someone

then farted on them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)

And you just repeat that move till you win?

No-one'll play me at Tekken, for the same reason.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)

it's an unbeatable tactic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)

~~unbeatable~~ Unbearable.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)

woo yay

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)

Haha, great!

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)

this is hilarious!

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ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)

This is excellent.

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)

I didn't know the red arrows were in Star Wars

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)

Too soon!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15640104

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)

Corrrr

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)

Nice

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)

kinda crap

(thebao, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)

Similar but different

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)

Nice.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)

Yay....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)

Compulsory

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)

Everything seems in order here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)

i'll wait for the inevitable film

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)

that's exactly how it happened.

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)

Michael Jackson 2: Electric Boogaloo

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)

Yes, yes indeed

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)

oh hai Rattleplexis

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)

Where IS Dekion?

I hope he's ok

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:17, archived)

haven't seen him around for about a week

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)

Longer than that - he hasn't posted since the 6th October

or are you talking about in real life?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)

has it been that long?

never met him irl

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)

Didn't he come round and fix your computer once?

Maybe I dreamt that.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)

Oh God

Smashie's got him locked up in her dungeon

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)

awww, come to tutu

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)

it's like i was really there

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)

Now if you'd been counsel for the prosecution bondsnood

this whole thing would have been over weeks ago

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:17, archived)

eurgh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)

Totally.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)

Hull please. But blame Dotmund, he made me think of something...:)

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Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)

arf!

one of the very best carry ons

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)

Barbara Windsor had a big part in it

...well.two actually :D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)

she wasn't in carry on screaming

/pedant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)

Fenella Fielding

vamping it up a good'un

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Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)

hubba hubba

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)

yep

her and harry h. corbett really made that film.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)

would

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)

Aparently, my late father-in-law's 'girlfriend'

my late father-in-law's 'girlfriend'well his missus would shout 'yer girlfriend's on the telly!' to him when she appeared.
odd

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)

my mother shouts that at my dad

on the rare occasions that Elvira is on telly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)

eh?

Your mum shouts 'Aparently my late father-in-law's 'girlfriend' well his missus would shout 'yer girlfriend's on the telly!' to him when she appeared.' everytime Elvira is on the telly?

Weirdo!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)

yeah, she's a bit odd

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)

Dotmund has a lot to answer for today!

Bloody Dexy's Midnight Runners stuck in my head for most of the day

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Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)

Where's me hammer?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)

It can't be killed! It's impregnant!

Best Carry On, ever.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)

A very oddbod indeed.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:39, archived)

if they knock the goal over does that mean they've won?...is that how football works?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)

That goalie looks rightly very bored.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)

he's trying to have a shit

but the noise of the ball hitting the crossbar is scaring it back up again

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)

I'm the same

quite often ;)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

On me 'ed son! :)

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Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)

I've watched this for an hour now and they've not dropped it once.

It must be some kind of world record!

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Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)

In 1997, a pair of Zidanes headbutted a soccersphere against the goalsticks a record 9,987,654,128 times

So this pair of Zidanes have some way to go yet

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)

Brilliant!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)

Hahahaha

love this:D

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)

Photoshop pun shenanigans

hope it's not too small/large/lossy/dithered/shite

(thebao, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)

*spang*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)

Now add Jacko and call it Brush Strokes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)

Pfft!

Edit: Dammit! There goes the afternoon. TO YOUTUBE!

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Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)

Know the feeling...

running out now before i get tempted to do any more

(thebao, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)

Marvellous!

This doth receive a click!

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Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)

No radial blur

You're missing out

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)

More More More!

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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

She's so cool about it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)

Made by Turtlecrumpets from my original!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)

Hahah

(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)

heh

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custard, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)

Hmmm

That's a bit small/large/lossy/dithered/shite . . . have a Woo! anyway.

Woo!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)

"Average Blur"

should be a picture of "The Great Escape"

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)

it's too brown

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)

I like this a great deal

Grats on the fp.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)

Surprised

No one has done the brush strokes one yet

(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)

Me too

Jacko! Jacko! Jacko!

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heyrudi has just found this setting, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)

Arf woo!

Clicky like, innit.

(effingingenue, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)

music and arting the'gither

hee hee! Nice work eh.

(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)

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