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# a newsletter
earlyish because I'm so tired I want to fall asleep for the afternoon
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue504/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Huzzah!
You used my Greg Davies' line!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Greg Davies?
who?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# oh bollocks you robbed this off a comedian?
all this means is I'll get it in the neck on twitter for plagiarism. Don't submit lines that aren't your own.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# First Mu, now Dave the Hat. Why is everyone fucking with you this week Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# It's a slow week.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# dunno
but it is frustrating. They organise hate mobs with pitch forks for joke stealing on twitter. Please people don't put me in this position.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I had no idea


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I won't be in the pitchfork group.
I'm not interesting enough for twitter...
*hangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Are b3tans having a laugh?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Soz Rob
he did say on air that I could use it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Greg Davies cracked that joke on HIGNFY last week
Batten down your twittle hatches.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# THIS IS THE END OF DAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Oh, I do hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)
# hold me.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# not until you give it a wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# *wrings*
*scrapes*
It's all good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I don't think that's going to wash off...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# my freckles,
or the ooze?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# ooze? More like effluent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# hey!
it does the job!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# *acts F.A.S.T.*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# *P.I.N.C.H.E.S. W.A.L.L.E.T.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# is he the one with no neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# no, that's Sandy Tocsvig
that's Sandy TocsvigGreg is 9 feet tall


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Lovely
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Thanks Rob
...and nitey nite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# robby go sleepy bye bye
Kitten album covers were great BTW
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# come and let me rock you in my arms until you gently fall asleep.
then i can do things to you.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Meow



Couple of gifs from my new video, enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# what the shivering fuck
I don't know if I pet it or run
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Run
Always run
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# that cat has a white CDC stuck on its face
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Hahah yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha!
shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ace, AND terrifying
...
Acefying
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Cor!
Top work you mutant!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I shall watch that later
It's looking lovely and scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# That sir, is full of woo sir. I endorse this fully.
Moar please!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Got any knives?
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Stabby, slashy?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Slicy.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# *rummages in knife bag*
here you go!
run fast with it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# AAAARGHHH
and woo! But mainly AAAARGHHH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Superfuckinggreat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Utterly wonderful
as always!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha, huzzah for mutant moggies!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Houpla plz?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# There's a BBC mid-program promo at the moment
set to the tune of P'Diddly-o's version of Kashmir- looked typically "you", is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# no, someone else pointed that out to me
bit of a 'homage' i guess
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Lummie!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# these are awesome
have a rare WOO or whatever!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Fabby!!!
*Click*
Congrats on the FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# oo nice
always a treat that
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
wonderful, as per!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Amazing, Love it/them, whatever the hell it or them are!
*stands and applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Lovely job as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# fantastic......love the football video too
so many ideas rolled into one...brilliant stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# One of the best things I've ever seen on b3ta
Well done
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Splendid
just found your 'Baaa', I think it's my favourite :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# bloody hell
this is good!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Woo YaY :D
Fantastic
(herman:D, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# There are over seven billion people in the world
and only one of them feels the need to make videos like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# this is what happens
when you feed tribbles properly!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 1:24, archived)
# A thing of beauty
saw this over on wurzeltod an early morning at work the other day, a wonderful way to wake and not at all very hard to explain to the co-workers!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I just showed that to my seven yo daughter cos she loves cats
Awesome.
(mersault, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Only youtuber worth subscribing too.
(PintOfGuinness, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I can almost hear that Meow'ing
The lower cats meow is high pitched and plentiful
but the higher caterpillar kitty is low pitched with slow meows
(Sherbs, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# You are the national treasure of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 5:35, archived)
[challenge entry] If you can find them...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha!!
noice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha, genuine *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
/fires AK 47 wildly
/misses everything
/jeep flips over and explodes massively, but only after occupants have escaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# *checks script*
HEY! Who's been leaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Probably Murdock
he's mad, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# *zips up*
not me!


oh shit, i just sliced my foreskin off....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# You call that a foreskin...



I really wish I hadn't searched for foreskins
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# o_O
i wish you hadn't too....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant

clicks
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)
# haha ace!
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I pity the Ford that can't jump a fence.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Sorry BourbonFox ^^;
I didn't complete before post work. (60% painted)
So I was drawing practice.
and,
This Maria of description; she returned to her childhood for The failure of her wand of apple candy.
So Maria don't know JollyJack.
This means that there is no her memory.
She is purity, maybe not know kill and suspect.


Maria: What is Furry? :D


Click for bigger (142 kb)
JollyJack and Maria.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# "This Maria of description; she returned to her childhood for The failure of her wand of apple candy."
is a new high. or low depending on your levels of resignation
Also, are you suggesting JJ is a paedophile in that bottom picture?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I thought he was a filthy furry.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# He is touching his arse
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# all the time, captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
are you suggesting JJ is a paedophile in that bottom picture?
NO!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# For the sake of clarity I think you should mention this specifially in every post you make.
Also, your Jolly Jack is a bit less svelte than the real thing, is this artistic license?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Art is freedom.
I want draw an age difference of pure friendship.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Your English is getting much better, I notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# indeed,
the uber flounce mask slips
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
It's a new high, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# He/she/it/they make my head hurt


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# UNC!
*holds hands out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# IVES!
You spent that 50p I gave you the other day?
www.b3ta.com/board/10595749
bloody kids these days . . . never even thanked me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I was in bed by then!
*holds hands out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)
# *hands over home-made 50p*
made from old tennant's tins


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# *licks*
I'm not fuggin pished!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# *manhugs*
Your mah bes' mate you are!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# He touched me....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# so has everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# yes, but...
he...
well...
in the....
true.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# my wand of apple candy had a worm in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I heard your 'wand' is really a 'worm'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)
# You switched accounts quickly
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha
My early money was on JJ but this is an intriguing suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's not Toats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I'm 100% certain
I'm not much of a manga fan, so have never tried to mimic the art style, as pretty much every single post I've made on here can attest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Ah, but you're a sly one
Maybe you've been developing a manga style in private, testing it out on DA before unleashing it on us here at B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# You seem to know a suspicious lot about this sort of thing...
/eyes Boris with suspicion
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Oh I'm safe
Everyone knows I've got no artistic talent whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# JJ You filthy swine
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# 10 is actually pretty old in nun rabbit years.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I liked Community
hope one day it comes back to UK television.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# JJ, get a coat that fits
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I think he must have lost weight. He's having to use a bike chain for a belt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)
# she is very young for a nun
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Lord I never drew first
But I drew first blood
and I'm no one's son
Call me young nun
I'm a young nun

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# - young bunny nun song
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# subject line needed for the newsletter
what's your submission
for the subjlol competition?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# We will remember . . . . erm . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I think it was to pick up some milk.
LEST WE FORGET THE MILK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Never forget
Michael Ellis
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# WORLD'S BEST NUDIE SHOW STARTS RIGHT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I have no recollection of this weeks newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Selling out faster than The Smiths at a John Lewis christmas sale
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# ^This, yes.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# DAILY MAIL REPORT THOUSANDS OF COLOURED LIZARDS LIVING ILLEGALLY IN BRITAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Greece on RightMove £15 ONO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Education, commerce and erm . . .
commerce and erm . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Department for Education's new mantra: Reading, Riting, Ritalin
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Numerologists have corner of a foreign field day
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Dan Aykroyd to replace Eddie Murphy as Oscar host following bet made by millionaires
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*thinks about Jamie Lee Curtis' tits for no apparent reason*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# You need a reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Clearly not
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Berlusconi only borrowed a tenner from wonga.com!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# HIGNFY
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# uh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# New report reveals OCD study results are like pron for Autistics
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# The newsletter that suffers from CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Free Liz Jones proof vasectomy kit included,
it's the only way to be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Whatta Mistakea to Makea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Only 186 shopping days till easter
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# one-titty-one-titty-one-one-one
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Compo vote rigging scandal, Mu breaks B3ta.
Rob VERY disappointed with him.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# B3ta appointed to run Italian election
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Greece - always making a drachma out of a crisis
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Lizards everywhere this week. Bringing you the inside of David Icke's brain without the 7 hour lecture
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Wear an armband. Never did the Third Reich any harm.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Hooray, Hooray, it's burn a muslim puppy for eleventy eleven day
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Barely enough room to swing a cat in your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Rigged voting shock on b3ta image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave

got

got

got,

a cheesy cock

cock

cock,


and I know where it's beeeeeeeeeeeen
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Liz Jones ate my sperm
(serge, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Still Hungover from yesterdays Poppy Seed Enema
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Hello, French polishers? It's just possible you could save my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Remember the fucking war!!!!1111111!!11eleven
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Jacko's doctor to do community service
looking after bono
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# just a load of random crap to amuse you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Massive date letdown as world fails to end, hopes now pinned on 22/2/2222
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# HAPPY DEAD SOLDIERS DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# It's like Wikileaks, but nobody cares about our secrets
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# It's like Wikileaks
Rob needs your money to get off a rape charge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# What are all these people doing in my sitting room?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# burning your inbox
like a wreath of poppies
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# You should rest and meditate on what you've learned.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Twice as much hummus for the double dip recession.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Italy is skint! Does this mean Pizza Hut will close?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# squeezing into your inbox like liz jones turkey baster.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Eurozone news still tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Berlusconi resigns
himself to only an hour's bongabonga tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ...AND SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Wills redeployed from wales to the falklands after running out of sheep to bum.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Do you love anyone enough to give them your last euro
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Look Mum, I coloured a lizard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] That's all folks
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# LIZARDS DO NOT SHARE.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] a little smaller..
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Haha
Chestnuts!?!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Ooh ta
I thought the challenge was far too challenging for me but now I have a suitable guide.

*hunts for crayon box*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# A magenta cactus?
How unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# (struggles hard with 'big-prick' based response)
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Rembrandt's 'FUCK'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# ARTS
AND FUCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# silly Ninj, It's Remembrance Day, not Rembrandt's Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Darn it!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# who is this fellow? why haven't we seen more of him on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Rembrandt?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Proper desklols
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# now that's crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# More to the point, why is he poking his head into a hole in the wall!?
why is he poking his head into a hole in the wall!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Ceiling Rembrandt is watching you etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thassit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Fuck Art
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# 11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# "Magic Friday"
Freaky, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
#
A group of Poles holding a "ceremony of love" in a pharoahs tomb is definately freaky
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
# ..
...'There were also allegations that Masons, who are sometimes associated with Satanism by people in the Arab world'... and let's not forget the armchair avengers on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# *chooses random date that has no relation to the workings of the universe*
muhahahahahahahahahahahaha


*nothing happens*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# unfortunately the Mayan calender has everything to do with the workings of the universe
possition of milky way
lunar phase
orbit of venus
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (327 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# you are David Icke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] For all the griping yesterday, there have been some pretty good posts so far in this challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ^
I expect a Tellytubby to appear in that.

Your lizard is very special.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# He clearly likes licking the glass in his terrarium


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# it's probably a short terrarium!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# But it's a long way to lick terrarii
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# *spang*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# You win today's DTH pun of the day award



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Top Drawer!
Hey mister field - I saw the other day that you told someone that to draw the way you draw you only need tattyshop summat or other tool and blah-di-blah . . . /memory issues

BUT you missed out the very important drawing talent and hummus!

What I'm trying to say is . . . Woo!

EDIT: Especially all the mister men! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Thanks man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Strontium Hat!
Of the "Search and Punnish" Agency.

That is some lovely Esquerra-ish colouring there, Mr SBF
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Carlos is King!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# very much this.
Been one of the more imaginative challenges for a while, having a look over the entries
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
# We should thank Mu
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Thanks Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
If it wasn't for you meddling teenagers and that Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# The birth of
lizard's cock.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Too expensive or painful to get the tattoo you really want? Try this instead...

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Nice.
I scanned that and then sprinted from the offic in case of horses!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# You have a girl's arm, m'lord!
m'lord!I'll wager that arm's never been elbow deep in a Whitehall whore's bumpiece . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Shit!
That's a bit cool!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# And also very tempting now I've thought of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# for those without fancy phones, care to explain what it does?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Coo! Thank feck!
I thought my Nokia 3410 was borked!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# WTF has fancy phones to do with this post?
*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)
# sorry, I thought this was a thing you scan with fancy phones
what is it then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Something to do with Space Invaders is my guess
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# *waits for 'why did the chicken cross the road?' pic*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# To get a new phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# no
'I dunno but it was probably something to do with Star Wars!'

It was on the FP a bit ago

EDIT: Da-daaaaa!
www.b3ta.com/board/10358185

It was the hedgehog from hell


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# There you go
www.b3ta.com/board/10358185

EDIT: dammit! too slow
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Haahah I remember it now
and remember agreeing wholehearedly with HfH.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# LUDDITE
*chases with pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)
# use this...
zxing.org/w/decode.jspx
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Oh! Something to do with barcodes!
I know what they are *prouds*.

You get them on bars of chocolate.

And Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# you have told us a lot about yourself in that short post, Miss Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Thick as shit and a chocoholic
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# just the latter part!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# True
I can vouch for Miss Pot's In-tell-ee-gents


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# We are both all of the clevers
I think we agreed on that the other week in the "Acapulco/Al Fresco/A Capella" discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
yes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# ewww
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# A QR code (abbreviated from Quick Response code) is a type of matrix barcode (or two-dimensional code) first designed for the automotive industry. More recently, the system has become popular outside of the industry due to its fast readability.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Thank you
At last I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# It links to a
photo of my arm with a better tattoo 'shopped on it.



If I did it for real, I could change the pic at the target to whatever tattoo I wanted whenever I got bored with the one I had!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# that is very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Why is there a snail in a top hat on your bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Who knows why hotels do these things?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# eh?
Me?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# No... on the bed in the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# oh yeah, that IS me
that IS meDave and Afinkawan sitting on his bed

K-I-S-erm . . . Z


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Well, at least you saw fit to dress for the occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
# That could go all kinds of wrong
if your tatooist fucks up.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# At least it would be unlikely to end up
as something sweary or unintentionally hilarious like it could with e.g. chinese characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Awesome
This could work and it could be a darn site less painfull!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Supper time!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Just a Giraffe with a bad neck
(serge, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hey!
Stop making giraffe glue!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Sounds great
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Norris Will Tear Us Apart
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Dear Mr. McWhirter
Last night I was clearing out my dad's attic when I found a thin flat disc of black plastic with a small hole in the centre and fine grooves on each side . . . is this a record?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Oh ff.. hahahahaha
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I did a gig with Roy Castle once
he played trumpet and told jokes. He was very good.

EDIT: Apparently Roy Castle's son married Beyonce Knowles . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Jay Zee?

*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# No, she's now Beyonce Castle!
she's now Beyonce Castle!*cackles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# My spanging pan pleads for mercy!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Oh dear gods in the heavens and the fishes in the oceans ...
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Innit great?
I miss the silliness of how the board once was. It feels that all is back to "normal" with DTH around.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*gasps*
Hahahahahahahahahahaa!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
#
Yes it is! Did you snap it in half? If you did (and dedication's what you need) ... you're a Record Breaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Dear Mr McWhirter
Today I broke one one the strings on the venetian blinds in the kitchen. I say the strings need replacing, my gf says it just needs a bit of glue. Is this a re-cord?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# *Spang*
I think this pan is going to see some more action.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# *Puckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# And tell the plumber to bring the plunger and a couple of kilos of C4...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# That's good, that.
I've had a copy of 'Control' for over a year but still not watched it... I'm told it's a tad depressing
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# It's very good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Atmosphere
I love a party with a happy atmosphere.

No... hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# That's Russ Abbott!
I mean . . . what's that strange song you're singing old person?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# DEDICATION, DEDICATION WILL TEAR US APAAAART
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# aaaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Whaddayathink ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Very very good
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Happy eLEVenty-One Day All
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
# haha!
also: lurking skills - 8/10
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I think that
stripper really liked me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Lest we forget...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# T'riffic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# have a totally related pea
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)
# LEAVE THE ATTENTION SEEKING GIRLS ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Clicked
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ELEVENTY POINTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Relevant
open.spotify.com/track/5fAD0r6eNryw0kZDfaQ3fh
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I haven't got time for that now
my new HP Pavilion has arrived!!!!!!!111!!!!1ONE ONE ONE ELEVENTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# top choon
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
# R'eleven't!
?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Stupid Flanders
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# And all because a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] A cunning plan
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
# sponsorship!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Cloaca cola!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I had to google that
arsehole >*<
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# hehehehe!
I know the names of all animals bumrings


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Constipation in tree


A tenuous link to the competition and I apparently still think the Fonz equals "cool". Not my finest hour. (and he looks like he's having a piss against the wall)
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# LOL! IT LOOKS LIKE IZZARD IS IN A BLIZZARD!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# HERE!
I'm fucking funny!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Has it got
wee sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Phhroooar!
Look at the cloaca on that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)

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