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[challenge entry] What's it all about?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:45, archived)
# I could be wrong...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# May the road rise with you.
\o/
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I concur with the previous 2 responses

fucking awesome tune
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:09, archived)
# although I ris at the image
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Paul Ince, Leaning
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# doh!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I thought that was a really bad picture of...
OJ Simpson.

It's the suit jacket that does it. I'm of an age that remembers him as a player. Kind of.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigs Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibya
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# What is the minimum required age/height in order for this to make sense?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# 33 / 5'9"
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Based on personal experience
*coughfortycough*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# *coughfourtyonechunder*
6', blue eyes, 98" penis, all my own teeth (plus a few extra), moobs, divorced. Don't take the rise out'a me!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] He's fulla love...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# I always assumed it stood for "BRILLIANT! Niggers and Pakis!"
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Super intelligent ones?
Or just brilliant in general?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Luminescent ones
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# racist
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Nice one
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# He's definitely fulla something.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:31, archived)
# You do have to wonder sometimes at people into all this racism bollocks
don't they realise all the energy they put into it would be better spent doing something else?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# i feel exactly the same about animal charities
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:38, archived)
# I saw a white van earlier
with BNP, EDL, NWA and a cock and balls etched in the dirt on the back
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Fucking hell! That ticks all the boxes!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Did you compo it?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# haha
if it had been stationary, 'compo it' would have been a good addition!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Once again, thanks for voting me the BEST TALENTED ARTIST ON B3TA.
Thought I'd share some more art.

Just shows you made the right choice.
Remember, I am OFFICIALLY better at art than you.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# i voted for cockweasel
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Well /board, meet your new king.
Have fun!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# eggs-L-ent notreelytho
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# You fat ballbag
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Look what you've done
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# :D
It was good fun though
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)
# it was
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I don't know who the fuck you are and have never seen your stuff before....
But my first reaction is you're the best artist I have ever seen on this site....
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# The fucking Force...ever hear of it?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Look these ain't the cunting droids you're looking for, geddit?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# We barely got to know her........
there are planty of letters left in the alphabet if you want to make another ;-)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:24, archived)
# hmmphh!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Crom!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# tl:dr
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# I can't fucking wait untill next week......
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Have you been rimming the sky again?
 
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:26, archived)
# You are Erik Njorl, son of Frothgar...
Get on with it!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Sorry!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
# So that's how they made the cover for nevermind?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Aquaman: The Early Years.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Not much I could do with this beatles cover........
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I went to shop the head off that pic for this.......
But that little hand really creeps me out.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha...aaw lookit lickle hand
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:47, archived)
# WiL-iant! :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Yay...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Woop! Woop! Woop!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:02, archived)
# yes, now zoiberg is the popular one
look at zoidberg.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# All You Need is Glove.
I Want To Hold Your Hand (No, Not That One).
Polythene Palm.
Sgt. Pepper's Diddy Hand Band.
Let It Beadle.
You've Got To Hide Your Hand Away.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
# your childhood Beadle story still makes me chuckle

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
# The anger on his face remains a treasured possession.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
# There's a lot going on here.
Nice.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Creep!
Paranoid Android
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# orl love eremy eadle orl love
i don't... oh never mind.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I Want To Hold Your Hand (No, Not That One).........
I was in pain laughing at that! I even shook my hand about thinking about it.... sent shivers down my spine.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Beadle-mania! Particularly like the last Beadle who silently glides across the top...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# includes that well known hit "I wanna hold your little hand" :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:50, archived)
# haha ace
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:25, archived)
# I too have made this image
which scares me.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# How good is this?!?!
It's terrific!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Waiting to see what you do with the white album...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Then there was that time when we were told we had to eat the blancmange.

Edit: and unfucked cfb link 5MB + / 6000px
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:29, archived)
# How can you have any pudding if you don't eat the blancmange?!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:37, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# wowser.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# *waves*
'ello you!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Nicely :)
Reminds me Battlestar Galactica.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Ta!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# The Fractal Fleet has arrived, my Lord.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:57, archived)
# It's like a Yes album cover!
Top work A++
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
# amazing
i feel sorry for whatever they are ganging up on
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
# That's it!
Cunt his smug fuck all the way back to Gallifrey!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Funnier and better than me.
Dammit ;)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Yay.....
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Woazers..... stunningly shiny and nice....
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Lost...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Yes, the first image does make you think about getting into a box or two
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# He's such a card
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Everyone loves kitties.

Even him.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Oooh - if the wind was blowing in a slightly different direction
i would be able to see up the one legged girl's skirt
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# She's got 2 fucking legs. One is raised up.
You knew that but had to make a joke with sexual overtones.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# :-(
Im sorry.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:27, archived)
# You leerer....you're a leerer!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:36, archived)
# im the leerer of the gang, i am.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:01, archived)
# It's fucking spy talk you berk.
The real answer is:
The winter could be colder today with sexual overtones.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:28, archived)
# LOL I'M DRESSED IN ROBOT
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# first rule of possible FP
don't talk about possible FP
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Not so fucking FP
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Image reserved for b3ta Backpage...that's right...b3ta Backpage!
My idea...I thought of it. All worst images with lowest views goes on the b3ta Backpage. My idea... I thought of it.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Nothing says "home made" quite like a painted cardboard box.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:02, archived)
# emphasis on the "bored" part.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)
# The Tokyo transvestites assosiation amature rendition of the water margin was the best ever....!
Which one is the evil wobot ;-)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# In ur drainz
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# In ur drainz
'Avin a wee...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Hello Barbie
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Hello Bilbie
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Always wee downstream so you don't walk in it :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Ha-ha! Quite.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:12, archived)
# killin yur poops
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# why is it always pissing in your posts?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I have a tiny bladder
no really it's the size of a grape
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Awesome
How do you do the ripples?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:23, archived)
# squirlz water reflections
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
# this reminds me of that Gabrielle song, 'Drains'
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# haha
You mentals
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I'll give you a shiny pound if you lick the feet of your tripod.
They muse be chock full of hearty sewer-y goodness, by now, and I'm curious to see what it might do to a man..
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# erm no but I'll see if I can find someone that will
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:29, archived)
# yay... nicely...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Humbug!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Nobody suspects Spanish Santa!
Wonderful

and speaking of Spanish Santa, it's Sinterklaasavond over here tonight.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# o_0
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Yes, him too

It only means CAAAANDY and chocolate, as far as the eye can see.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Baaybe Ruth?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Je bent mijn vrouw nu!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# honestly
how many people who speak dutch are going to get this?

BRILLIANT.


Dit is been lokale winkel voor lokale mensen
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Ha ha excellent
I knew he reminded me of someone!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Jo jo jo, I breeng you presents muchachos!
You deen expect me, no?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
# you always make good things
I really think you ought to have been a Graphic Designer
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Nicely done/thought out/drawn
*click*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Excellent!
He truly is all things to all men.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
#

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# That certainly changes the ending of Cabin in the Sky
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Superb!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Marvelous!!!
:D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I love this!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# How does the Hulk fit into all this?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# or satan?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# this is excellent
and i have enclickened

meanwhile a tj; Im scanning in some photos to put on a digital picture frame. whats the best image type to use, a tiff possibly?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# hmm, probably jpeg. I tend to use tiff for print as its highest quality
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# yeah could be worth a try as smaller filesizes
just thought tiff were best resolution, less lossy?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)
# With jpeg you can choose the quality, so you decide the trade-off between filesize and lossyness.
Digital picture frames are usually viewed from at least several feet away, so some degree of loss won't be noticeable anyway.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
# This is ace!
I like your style, Mr W :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# So I don't steal this
Can you stick it on some sort of card website so you get some revenue?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Actually that sounds a bit like a threat.. sorry!
Take 2 : I bet if you put this onto a card website you could make a few quid over christmas, I for one would be the first to buy a few! Even better why not make a selection from your previous designs.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:03, archived)
# I'm in.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Your wish is my command!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 23:37, archived)
# I like this
I've uploaded it onto an infographics website. Hope you don't mind.
visual.ly/ultimate-santa-venn-diagram
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Not at all, thank you.
I might have just buggered it up though by trying to add my credit?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Get you!
FP'd on visual.ly as well!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:08, archived)
# *smugs*
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# This is superb.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# This is aces.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Kerrrrrrrrmon, kermon, kermon, kerrrrrrmon...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Aww what a lovely...... WAIT!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Woo!
*points to dodgy sketch below*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Mommy, why does Santa have a bulge?
Yikes, that's way too creepy for a yay or woo.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Guhh - fuck no!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I just sicked into my mouth a little bit
and had a vivid flashback to my 7th Christmas
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
# You had a beard at 7?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Mmm hairy nips
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Oh no... oooooh no...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Santy! Nooooooooooooooo!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Whoops
Attended by the countries leaders in politics,news & medicine. Username is VIP User and password is, err, damn. If only there was a way to find out.



Click for bigger (114 kb)

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# is he going to fuck a pig?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# It looks like he's just spied a likely candidate in the corner of the room
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Nick, come here
I need you...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# "I bet you can squeal like a hawg, boy!"
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# he usually is
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I think his wife is rather lully + would.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# But he doesn't fuck her
he fucks pigs. Actual pigs.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# that wasnt in his manifesto.
So probably
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Ha Ha
Although... Is it actually shopped? Maybe /links would be better?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Unfortunately for the sysadmin involved
it isn't. Its not a link from anywhere, I saw it on the stream so did a grab (unfortunately I missed the bit where the cameraman zoomed out and showed the whole slide). Was 50/50 about links or here, went for here. Probably wrong. I normally am.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# OK, just don't delete the thread!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# So they had a slide where they showed guests how to log into the wireless network?
Is that it?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# 51/50
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Ah b3ta...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I KNEW it!


(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# His minds elsewhere, though.
How rude of him, fucking a pig on stage and not even giving it proper attention.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# He's gazing intently at its snout
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# probably a better fit for him
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# "I've...I've never seen a snout so round, so pink, so ...beautiful."
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I think
we should henceforth refer to Mr Cameron only as PigFucker.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# he's been called worse
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Does this refer to Black Mirror?
I haven't watched it yet
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# it does, watch it, its excellent
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ^this^ watched it today, it was astoundingly good.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Taped it and will watch at first opportunity.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# it is against the law to have a video recording of it today
you'll be arrested.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I enjoyed it, but I did have a few questions afterwards. Why didn't he just resign at the start?
I know it would have been a bit of a short programme, but it would have stopped him having to do erm, it. Also, a fine artist with a good enough working knowledge of the internet to anonymise an upload is stretching credibility to breaking point.

I wonder how soon it will be before someone will ask a politician what they would do on Question Time?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Waspy, do not read, minor spoilerage follows

because then he would have been the coward ex PM who let the princess die. Staying in the hope that it can be resolved seems more logical to me.
The only question I had was how come the tv people didn't just go, "hold on, that's a man's finger"?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# thank you for the warning!
I read neither yours not SBF's posts just in case.

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Whoops, sorry man, should
have been paying attention. It's a corking watch, very uncomfortable in places and blackly funny in others.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Dont read this either, Waspy... I suppose the severing trauma might have made the finger look swollen?
Nice to see the Monarch of the Glen got some work after he quit being the laird as well.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Don't read this, Waspy - spoilers
The finger seems to be the biggest plothole here. I presume that none of the journalists who received the finger looked at it properly (an easy mistake to make considering the day has been absolutely insane so far and most people would find a severed finger too repulsive to examine closely) before having it sent off for forensic analysis a few hours before 4pm. By the time the results came back, the PM was already balls deep in bacon.

Good to see Vince Cable getting some work by playing himself too.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Both government and police line is fairly consistent.
You don't comply with ransom or terrorist demands; it's pointless to think you can trust them.

Great piece of telly though.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# i questioned how he was ment to have kept going for an hour.
as that's what the viewers said,"turn it off it's been over an hour".

she was a sext pig, but an hour?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:45, archived)
# He loved it.
I was waiting for some twist that there was already footage of the PM doing a pig...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Piggisquealen machen!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# what did you shop?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# PLZ
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# H4LPZ!
:O
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# VH4-Fair Warning
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Move along . . .
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# :o)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# "And salute me while I'm doing it, soldier!"
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# YES!!!!
Excellent Q! *Click*
:D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha I remember that disembodied forearm :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Hey
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Hi, Sam Louis!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# from the dark ages
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)
# You've got a nerve, pulling a cheap trick like that.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
Saw them last week in Brum, supporting Deep Purple.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Woot!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 3:35, archived)
#

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
EDIT have a bonus YouTube link, since I used the phrase 'right in the kisser' in a thread down there a bit, and I have to watch this every time that phrase crops up

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cfeTZNcA3g
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# OUCH!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I can't feel my face...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Is her name Melanie?
As in Water Melanie?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# POW!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# right in the kisser!

yeouch!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Fill 'em with mounds of shit Jeremy you annoying cunt!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Poo 4 looks suspicously similar to poo 5
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# That's Shitsnap!
You win the contents of the buckets.
:D

Edit: The judges have decided that poo 4 is more like poo 1. Sorry better luck next time.

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# It's probably all related to diet or something
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Damn, I meant 1, why did I say 5?
Shit. Literally.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# i deduct that there are just 2 types of poo in these buckets
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# He's very regular
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# A poo a day doesn't make christmas go away
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!!
*Click*
:D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Enter for the Turner prize! Got winner shitten all over it!
I bet it would be in the finalists.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I apologise forthwith.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# :o)


(this was in response to an original post that had Saxon TV - I forget who did it - apologies.)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# *something about getting a bad back*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Heh heh!
I had a feeling there was bindun splodged all over it. =)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# You're not alone (see my post below)
:o)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# That is one pissed-off woman.
I for one would never suggest that such anger could be fuelled by hormonal imbalance due to her menstral cycle.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# And I'd never suggest the anger stems from her finding out her colleagues,
all male and of equal standing within her company, are earning substantially more then her?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# It should not be even hinted that the glass ceiling needs a polish.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I for one would suggest you shut the hell up
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# You what now?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Haha!
Funnily enough i just made a comment about this sort of thing on /links.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:37, archived)
# you're welcome
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Oh christ!
:D

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# She seems particularly upset about the violins
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# *Jumps on*



(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# New one for this year...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# yay nicely
getting in the mood early :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Was dragged out with the Sprog to carols in a local park on Saturday.
Carols. 3rd December. I ask you.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Was Carol in?
;)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# kids make it special :)
...watching their little faces....haha....I've gone all gooey ...ours have grown up now :(
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I had the nipper in a backpack*. Everyone else was standing around nattering and knocking back mulled wine, I had to drive home, and was constantly having to wander round to distract Junior from kicking off!
/thin end of the wedge blog

*Yes of course it was a proper baby backpack. It has air holes and everything.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Now read that again in Gary Glitter's voice...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# YES

(original pic by me)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Hah!
I knew it was too obvious not to have been done.

And a nice snap to start with, btw.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Obvious?

Naaah.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Yes!!
:D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Driving Recklessly- Immediate Fine & Ticket
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Balls out wonderful! :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Brilliant!
I love his jerky legs.
:D

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# He keeps coming back for more.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# that's the circular nature of the universe
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Opinions appears to be polarised.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# FP material, right here. :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# THIS!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Aww lookit there
He doesn't care one bit about that ticket!
That's some great animation there
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# cheers
took a long time playing with the timing :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
Superb!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# There's so much good about this, I shall confine my appreciative comments to the subject of the discreet inclusion of the tag.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# haha
that'd be a great shop
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I lilked the way Elvis Weathercock
And E. Dubya both appeared on Wobbly Bloke's vote thing :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Classic electioneering tactic - split the vote.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Nice.
As smooth as his animations :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# BANG! right in the wormhole
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Not again Hawking!!
Amazing work and taggage!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Beautifully done.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Pimpin aint easy!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Real proper laugh here.
Defo gets a click. *clicks*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
clicks hard
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Bwahahahahahaha!
*Click* :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# YES!!!
What goods are sold in that shop on the corner?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Christmas Gifs
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Bravo
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I'm giggling like a loon!
It's so perfectly animated :D *kerlick*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Bad Hawkins!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha brilliant.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:02, archived)
# you are far too good
clicks
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# ha ha ha hawking!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# amazingness
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# MAXIMUM LITTERBOX!
Pure filth.
:D

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# This movie stinks!
SMELLAROUND(tm)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Beautiful forehand volley
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# FU-WHAA!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Is it in 3d?
*hopes its in 3d*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Oh yes.
Not planned or filmed for 3D - just re-rendered to 3D in post-production. Best way to do it I find.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:34, archived)
# "Best" meaning "Cheapest".
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Cinematic equivalent of U FILTAD!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Right in the kisser.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# MAXIMUM LITTERBOX!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# pfft! Ha ha!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Wake up Sheeple Magazine!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Baaaah!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# *buys a ticked anyway*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# so cash
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Face, bitch.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# *hand*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# The Fantastic Paw!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Fu-whaaa!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
#


(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# What an annoying cunt!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# NOW I feel festive :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# no use in beating a braindead horse
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# *double thumbs up*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Those are some vile-looking legs
But woo for the return of Jeremy!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# ^This^
Horrible legs.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's excellent!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha
I know those ears!

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Now I want an easter egg

ps: woo!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Please, please, please let Jeremy get what he wants
Lord knows, it would be the first poo.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Best one yet. Proper lols etc
*clicks*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace...(edit: and clicks)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Oh Jeremy!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The best one yet! =)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# fan fucking tastick!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
# yes !!!! happy christmas Jeremy
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Frame 5
"Pleae"

Dun dun DUNNNN!!!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Ninja'd
Thanks.
:D
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Most excellent
and annoying. Click.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahaaa :D
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:13, archived)
# He only just
took his poppy off a week ago the ADD cunt!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 1:08, archived)
#
haha! fractalicious!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# outstanding cuntery from the horse there!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# As I said in the vote last week
life just would not be the same without Jeremy

clicks and clicks again
(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 23:24, archived)
# More Jeremy!
*clickage*
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha YES
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Give them what they want this Christmas
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# That's no.......
Vacuum!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Handy for sucking up bits of Alderaan
Top stuff ninj - especially the lighting and rendering style matching algorithm!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Ooooooh.... nice.
Hallo Gorgeous! You okay?
:D

(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Cheers Moleyp!
Me fine sir, you? :D
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# does it make that heavy beathy sound like daft vader
if so ill order eleventy
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# space dust
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# "I am your Hoover!"
Very nice indeed
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Niiiiiiice
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I'm sure I saw something like this
In the movie "Spaceballs"...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:47, archived)

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