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# where the fuck is Uluru? And where have we come from??!!

this here!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:08, archived)
# It's almost like being there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Lovin' Rudolph the Freebase reindeer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Haa Haaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)
# ASS TUNNEL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] donkey silo?

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)
# christmas time,...sci-fi panto and wine
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)
#
Ha ha here's my Christmas panto act (yes it is on the links board as well)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vR6BtYkPRA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:35, archived)
# hahahaha brilliant
especially the roger mortis :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I'd love to say I thought of that saying
but it was Spitting Image
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Haha maddness..!
I like the bit when Darth kills Obiwan, and all the audience shouts "HE'S BEHIND YOU......"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:39, archived)
# and the Luke fight where they all shout
*HE'S YOUR FATHER....* and Luke goes, "OH NO HE ISN'T!!!".....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Luke's got dibs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# That there is the story of my life
Only without the sci-fi or the happy ending or the purple curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)
# so basically, you like to shag gormless paunchy blokes
after doing the dishes
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:38, archived)
#
like have
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Mr Simon Burns MP
Mr Simon Burns (MP) accused online petition users of being zombies.
(http://blog.38degrees.org.uk/2011/11/23/a-minister-just-called-you-a-zombie/)
I'm not good with words so I thought I'd get even with Photoshop instead...



Click for bigger (183 kb)
(rjmehra, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Great 'shopping, n00b!
welcome, kitten, chair, shop, you know the rest
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Not a bad bit of shopping here, new person! :D welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# And it is indeed woo!
Welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# excellent
pull up a bollard etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Haha, nicely done..
Reminds me a little of Neil Kinnock....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# very well done
new person
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Good job you have done there
Pull up the chair. Shop the kitten. Do not leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# eesh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Fuck Hahahaa:D
Nicely
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:40, archived)
# SEND MORE.. PARAMEDICS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Bindun?


Possibly improved by sticking Jedward at the bottom. But then so is everything. Especially the UK Top 40.
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ^ What she said...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Mmmm faggots
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ItF0CcJBN4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# faggots in bad aids sauce
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I'll reply to this link with another.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltin0GzdSk

sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Plus, in other news...
I bet this poor fucker has got a headache...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I hope it wasn't a chav-finch, it would probably sue you.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# They go around in gangs...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Bloody hoodlums!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# it seems to have x-rayed it's self onto your window.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Ooooo...Real Photo Wednesday.................Say hello to my little friend!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
# What they said!^:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:29, archived)
# bundles of sticks FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I thought this was a UK forum?
Anyway, are they Mr Brains' faggots?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# They're Farmfoods faggots.
Because the Mr Brains' faggots didn't look like faggots when I searched google for pictures of faggots.
P.S - Don't do that without safesearch turned to eleven.
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Have this shit pea.


As you can see, this is the reason I gave up doing images!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# i eat boobs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# *feels queasy*
God I hated those
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Jambalaya.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# ha ha tops!
and OTSOW



(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:39, archived)
# i bet she eats old trout as well.
and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# hahahaha
they're going to grow up to be bundles of sticks
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Hahahaahah:D
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Mr. Leopard is hungry

just found these jolly lovely photos
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# haha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:42, archived)
# O hai Jahled!
This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# that is very lovely
the moon is particularly splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# reminds of albinos in a snowstorm..


excellent enjoyed the linky wink too
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# the desaturation is quite something...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# That is fantastic!
And now my new background (if you don't mind that is.)

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# yay, a new desktop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Nice :)
*waggle waggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Nice link
I yam inspired now and really can't remember what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# this is delightful
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Niiice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)
# oh my god
I love my b3ta
whenever Im a bit down and things have been a bit trying of late
i can always rely on you guys cheering me up!
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# If being verbally raped up the bum cheers you up
I'm guessing you're in for a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Bite the pillow kid.
Its going in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# o.o
i giggled at this
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# YES! I FUCKING LOVE THIS PICTURE! =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I cheered your mum up last night
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# deck the halls with anal pustules
trollololololl lol lol lol lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Yay

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Outstanding!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Masterful
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# The Boiling Piss Out Of Space.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I should read that one again.
Recently read Rats in the Walls, wonderfully deranged :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# "stock answer"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Liiiiiike a bridge over troubled waters...........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:45, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# once again, i'm getting odd looks off my parents
who don't understand why i'm giggling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!
Excellent stuff, Fourbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# My snot is a vibrant, eldritch, ultra-telluric green.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahah
yes - is this a twitter-driven feed? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Nope, just coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I'll always remember our first and only game of.. oh I can't be bothered telling this story
It's take too long to type
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Seems like you have a very nasty cold.
*proffers inhaler*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I'm guessing that's quite an old one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Ha ha
Too true
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# are those icons on his shirt real?!
There are no words.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# 3 per bowl.
Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# As per the the rules
Also - Merry b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# CANDLES!
and wttp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I've gone all student on you and made some digital art.


Please do not missunderstand me.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:07, archived)
# HE'S ON F*CKING FIRE!
Also - very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# his hair is winter fire, january embers.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# The Oliver Stone movie came out when I was 16, and suddenly a guy at school had been into The Doors forever.
He and a mate had recently - and coincidentally - decided to form a band called The Exit.

He wore a pillbox hat when writing poetry, but luckily his sister was quite fit.

/QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I watched it the other night (hence the pic)
I think he came across as a wanker (although i read that its not a fair representation of him). Val Kilmer is so good in that role, it really is spooky.

That band sounds like utter shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I do think LA Woman is one of the pinnacles of rock n' roll, though.
Bloody awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I don't think i've heard that one :S
*researches*

EDIT: oooh this is a bit good! Sounds like the Allman Brothers Band in places.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Best Doors song is Peace Frog
It's the only one with any funk whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Ernesto "Che" Morrison
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# bloody student types
you'll be protesting about things next.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I like that....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:47, archived)
# A mate's video for his band.
My mates put together this video for their band. It funny, dark and has a puppet. Thought it would be right up your street. Hope you enjoy.

youtu.be/ubJmTlbCjsg

EDIT: I'm an idiothole. apologies to you all. i am an idiothole. it shouldn't be here. I understand now. Thank you.
(jim_mcs, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Hello. Do not delete this thread.
You have made a mistake and are going to get shouted at. Just grin and bear it.

Links should go over on /links
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# *awards 'fluffy reply of the afternoon' to Mu*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# *seconds*
Since this is a linky thread, check out the photoshop sk1llz0rz on this lot www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-16054633
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# "shopped pictures only please"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
#
Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Nice, but I never get why cameras suddenly take such dirtier pictures after the apocalypse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# The EM pulse made flash memory unreliable
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Good answer.
+5 points for quick thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# the lenses are dusty
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Increased background radiation levels affecting photographic film?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# they don't have digital cameras in Manchester?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# The EM pulse made Flash memory unreliable.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Posting a link? Consider using the links board.
It would get a better reception over there. Over here you are likely to be called a mong.

Mong.

Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# *pssst*
Links is your friend....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Run.
Now.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Fiiiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhahhaHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)
# i fucking love winter fall fashion jokes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)
# THIS IS MY TYPE OF THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I've just used up all my anger posting a reply to Moggys shit below so have none left for this glaring error.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I hate puppets.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# LURKER OF THE DECADE
Fuck me, one post in 7 years! And it's probably going to get flamed to fuck for being on the wrong board as well. Mind you, it was probably all fields round here when you signed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# 9 years old chap
\pendantsblog
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Agh!
Meant to write 9 years 7 months. Top lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# That's immense!
Do you think it's a comedy account of Rob's?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)
# possibly, becoz the guy in the video has one of those outrageous British accents
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# There was a first post yesterday
from someone of over 10 year's membership. Forget the u/n
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)
# It was all
fields board as far as the eye could see
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# O_O
Oh cute girl!! original is where?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# This is the original artwork it's a 1980s VHS movie
I've only photoshopped the sign and made it look like a VHS box.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Thanks!! X)
I'll search on google!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# You absolutely have no fucking clue, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:20, archived)
# hehe nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# God I'm sick of seeing that face.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Then stop looking in the mirror.
HIIIIAAAAOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I DIDN'T LIKE THEM APPLES
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I'm sure Greg Wallace is saying the same about you.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I'm sure he's more interested in my scallops on a bed of pea puree
Because that dish has never been made in the history of Masterchef ever
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've never seen anyone serve up a Dockers Omlette either?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I will never forgive you.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Oops
I'm an idiothole. apologies to you all. i am an idiothole.
(jim_mcs, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# you posted a link on a message board, it's not like you raped on old lady
or did you...? hmmm *fetches eye glass*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# You'll have to watch the vid to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# there's a thing, every porn film that's an hour long is 59 minutes too long in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# well, idiothole is not as back as fuckmunch, so ya got that going for ya
back bad -- meh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)
# haha, you can't type, fuckmunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# there there darling
mummy still loves you...intimately
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Good work fella
take it like a man
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# That's worth a look.
I particularly like the lyric "You've turned my ears into malnourished mushrooms, allshrivelledandweird"
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Ah, it's you
I was googling WH40K stuff the other day and spent a good hour on your blog before reading the name at the top of each post

Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Thanks!
Small world eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# The Transformers and 40K stuff didn't so much raise my suspicions
it was when I found a "squirrels with tits" reference in there that I knew it must have been written by someone on my radar

as I said, great work and hope your Squats continue, er, squatting (painting BAs at the moment, yay)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# i finally manage to get a bit of laptop time
and the first thing i see is this.
well done, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)
# NING SMASHIE !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ning wobbles!
would have replied sooner, but just had to run to the post office
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:07, archived)
# - Meetings all morning
- Log into b3ta for some light relief
- O_O
_ Logs out again
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Might as well
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:43, archived)
# The manly manly meta...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Space is amazing. It's really big and amazing. And full of amazing stars and gas and big amazing things.

Billion, billion, billion, billion, billion, billion, billion, billion.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Fuck me, you drew that fast
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I drew one earlier and managed to crash Corel Photopaint before I saved it.
After saying fuck a lot, I thought I'd do a dead quick one and see what happened. It's actually better than the one I didn't save.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Crikey!
I thought I was the only person alive who still uses Corel Photo-paint.
:)
(Banjo Legs, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
Superb!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Am I the only one who likes to lie under a tree on a summer evening, and imagine what would happen if gravity reversed?
Am I the only one who can genuinely scare themselves doing so?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Hooray!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# 5,354,927,837,948,937,927,001,883,821 (exjeowgillion) to be exact.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Brilliant! *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# yeah
Space is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# It's really, really big as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Like her cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Looks like he has 3rd degree gurns.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# This is great :)
[edit] did part of this thread just disappear?
[edit][edit] ah, no it's part of Moggy's thread below, my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# My second favourite star-gazing musician called Brian!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:36, archived)
# profound
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Break Time.(Hiraly:JollyJack)

A hand becomes numb. It is hard to move a finger.
Because It's cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# i sit on my hand for about 5 minutes to make it numb before i have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# *warming*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Yes, he is warming his hand before having a wank.
Wanking with an ice cold hand isn't always pleasurable.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# akshally, it's called 'the stranger'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Ok, I'm bringing this up again
I'm bringing this up again
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I really love that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I'm reading all of that in Ringo Starr's voice
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Lingo Starr!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# This never gets old :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# "warning"
You'll want to stay away from that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I sit on my cock for about 5 minutes to make it numb before I fuck myself
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# pics plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Rightyho
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)
# This has never worked for me.
My hand doesn't get numb for long enough.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# REQUEST: DENIED
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# *forgives*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# my hand becomes numb and it's hard to move my finger, when i massage my prostate
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Pfffft XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Placeholder atm
www.ineverforgivemichaelellis.com/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# It could link to his tshirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# It will do
As I said. It's just a placeholder atm. I'll defunct the site when they get on board with b3ta. Fantastic artist just off with the slightly under aged fairies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# i like you on top.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# is it that bouncy picture of the stabby asian lady that was posted yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# YES!YES!YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# That's why Moggy's gone to Iceland
Also, I lolled at "Hiraly". Was that on purpose? Wait, look who I'm asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah, like a sensible answer is going to be forthcoming from *that*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# It's hard to move the finger because their rigor mortis is setting in, you twit.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!

In other news I'm off to see Brian Cox and Tim Minchin tonight on the Monkeys Uncaged tour. Should the opportunity arise, what question should I ask the big haired hadron-botherer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# If they both got into a 69, which one would cum first and would they swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Daddy or chips?
Or, take a bag of jelly babies. Ask if they would like one. Each.

I regret to this day not asking Bruce Campbell if he would like a jellybaby.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Get Cox to look at the sky and say
Billion Billion Billion over and over.

That would be just like watching his show.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Oh fuck I just heard him in my head
In other news, happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Ask Brian
why they didn't cast him as Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs. He was so much better than Anthony Hopkins

/conufsing people with the same name lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Haha, indeed
Brian Cox: There are billions of stars in our galaxy...and they must all be destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# do you get a hard on at the hadron collider
and spew out god's particles?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Dear Brian
When ARE things going to get better?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha!
I bet he gets asked this a lot. The answer is never. Entropy will result in the eventual heat death of the universe. We're all doomed. In about a billion, billion, billion , billion, billion years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Ask him what fantastic destinations
he's convinced the production team he needs to visit for the next series
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I have to say that is a really nice drawing
But is it just copied from Jolly Jack?

If so anyone could do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Yes XD
Thank you : )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Is that yes you copied it?
As I don't see the point if thats the case, however nicely its done.

I could sit and copy say, one of Happytoast's images from earlier, colour it differently and post it but its rather pointless.

Standing on the shoulders of giants and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# XD Thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# oooh
thats lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Very good Moggy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Thanks X)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Looks like a nasty case of tit-fade
She needs to see a doctor before it spreads.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I just hide it : )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ok im bored of mango
this is b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# MORE MANGO IS REQUIRED
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Mango!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I am so much liking of these colours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# With these trousers, you depress us
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Corby FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# ^^ thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Self-portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
---beautiful artwork, man---really---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I lolled
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Cakeship is pleasing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# isn't it just
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Metric please
That would be a 1.89270589 Liter ship.
(wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# in all fairness, his name is Elmer, so no great tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# *ponders*
Hmmm, you may be right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# This is most amazing.
I saw the censored bit on DA.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I find escalating downward. Glittering not daffodil!
Severe words bad moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:39, archived)
# She have nothing to bad to them.
Should have no reason to decline.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Should reason! Decline on moggy? Faraday Cage!
I make no sense :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# See this. This is my moggy. I like this moggy and only this moggy.
However, my moggy doesn't like you.



Don't care if the art is good. This pidgin Engrish shit annoys the fuck out of me and I don't care about making my feelings public any more.

I'm STUNNED how well you can articulate certain words/sentences/phrases yet somehow, you suddenly become very Japanesee with others. Bore the fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# :3
にゃーん　:3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I've no idea what that says. I have no desire to know what that says.
As you can see, my moggy doesn't like you. Look at the evil stare it's giving you. It makes you feel uneasy doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Be Jappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Best response ever!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# haha!
To be honest, the "sudden slang" thing isn't really a surprise - I work within an international team with varying degrees of English ability - and from some of the worst English speakers, suddenly they'll come out with a real corker of a sentence - that they have learned on telly or the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Indeed, phrasebooks only cover certain subjects.
I don't think they have "Why was I banned from the b3ta DeviantArt page?"
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# isn't anyone going to draw the nipple in?
i would but i'm off to the post office.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# original pic in dA XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# i don't do dA
it's full of furries and sex offenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# dA painters aren't sex offender. Don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# No, because they are plural
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Nice style :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Nice shades....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# ILL BUY ONE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Yes, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# oi
no taking pics of my daily drive without permission ;)
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I'LL HAVE 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Needs more JATO bottles up the backside
as does this vehicle.

In other news, I have a big bag of cheese-flavoured tortilla chips. Anyone want one? Not sure if Sunday's home-made guacamole is still edible but you're welcome to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# cowboy-up! I'm still eating turkey from 2 weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# THIS IS HOW WE ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I hit a bump in the road and the whole thing blew up on me.
Back to the drawing board.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Firewheels!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Wants one....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# WHAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Liech-en-stein I gave you my heart....
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# La, sir!
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Drink!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# hehehe
my cat is named Bushmills!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# They bottle your cat's piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Haha!
Nice one Ninjy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Cheers Whato!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Haha Merry Feckmas!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I should probably make more of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# ha ha
so true!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Haha
Can I drop this in here :) as it's my candle day!


I has all teh paint skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# 

         (
         )\
         {_}
        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |HAPPY|
       |b3ta-|
       | day |
       |     |
       '.___.'

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Yummy!
I miss Carowallis.
Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# To all a good night!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# "Feck the Halls"
I lolled
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# yay!

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Keep that fecker away from my chimney!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Merry Star Wars LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# That's no pudding
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
WOO and *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Haha! Woo!
Prolific Griffy is prolific!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# aw cheers I think
and with that I am off to an interview & negotiation course!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Whatever you do, don't talk your way into anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# haha
best star trek/christmas post ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Tremendous
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Nice details of teh xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hohoho
very good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# this is
marvellous!
(spinoza, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I've done you another.

Thanks again for appreciating me as the BEST TALENTED ARTIST on here.
If you disagree it is probably because you are too unclever to understand it.

EDIT: Soz. Wrong account. I'm baldmonkey. Soz agen.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Is this the year of the flounce?
At least ls18 did it in style......

And with that, I am going out!

*dons best dress and flounces to the shops*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I said, I bloody said there'd be another flounce this year!
I wish I'd put money down...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I'm not sure where you get the notion that I am flouncing from.
I am CELEBRATING.
I am the BEST TALENTED ARTIST here.
Or I would be, if I logged out and in again with the right account.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# There.
Much better.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Just out of curiosity, how many accounts do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# One and a half.
baldmonkey is all mine.
personality horse is shared with two hats.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I shared an account with a fedora once
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Is this really flouncing?
Or is it just cunting around in a circle?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# what? why? etc
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
#
207.44.242.20/board/10623182
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# He has something crude on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# It's fuzzy hair.
Don't be filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Fuzzy CLOWN hair.
Not fuzzy COON hair.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# you are the most amazing women on this world
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ARGH FUCK YOU DEAD CAT I'M GOING TO POKE YOU IN THE EYE WITH A STICK
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
207.44.242.20/board/10623438
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Talking of flouncing. It's just a placeholder atm
www.ineverforgivemichaelellis.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
I even say "your mum".
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Just going to have to 'buy' a copy of Dreamweaver now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Um er... what?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:53, archived)
# ART.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Ah... I see.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# SHIT IN THE CUNTING FUCK

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)
# mimez-r-cuntz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# ^ this
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# That internet cunt is really wet
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# schweaty thighs, mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I love that monkey.
Although I am upset that Amorous Badger looks more like it than I do.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
#
the sweat patch looks disturbingly like the base of a non-magenta CDC
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I am currently compiling a top ten MasterChef cock foods from the new series.

There's some fantastic ones this time.

EDIT: There's a rather scary mimsi one too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Cock's fodder!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Mmmmmm.... tasty cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I just couldn't eat this.
On the other hand, if it had some kind of posh nosh reduction I probably would.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha. I can't think what this pigeon makes me think of...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Predator?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# No she wan... ...oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# haha that's the very first thing I thought of.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# You must have been with some reet dirty mingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# She was fowl!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# no no no no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# And where would somebody find some of those.
You know, just out of interest. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# This makes me want
to burn my personality horse t shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# i don't got that just another clown soap pic post what.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Snot Xmas yet is it ?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Neverending snot

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ET
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Phone home
(DJTK, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# lol
ET phone weeweeweeweee aaaaall the way home!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Yeah, but who's gonna foot the bill?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Go Santa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Splendidness here ^
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Ah - the aftermath
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Right now I feel like I could deliver all the presents myself!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I think somewhere I've still got a Christmas card that my dad got when I was just a wee, wee nipper
With Santa and his sleigh caught in a battle between the Falcon and some TIE fighters

Not that this isn't woo, of course
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# WooHoooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)

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