This could be a movie :D
Inspired by Mr Johnson's suggestion: "Furious Piglets".
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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for me memorable for the contribution to NME's C81:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furious_Pig
which, 31 years on, I still listen to
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furious_Pig
which, 31 years on, I still listen to
lord bofingham,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:05,
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I'd have thought the acting would tend toward the hammy.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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I might post NSFW work on b3ta.Now is secret.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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If you do, you should link or censor it.If it's REALLY NSFW, that is.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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No problem.I'll save b3ta rule.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:15,
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BTWHe has refused to my request deliberately?
:(
(:(
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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He has been refusing my requests for 8 years
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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But that does require him to meet you behind the bike shed with some lube and a pair of rubber gloves.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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Yes, he keeps saying it smells behind the bike sheds and why can't we go to the woodsI've told him again and again, it's because it happens when I take people to the woods.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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Oh right and of course we don't want another episode so you're wise to choose the bike shedJJ should totally get over the fact that it smells after all the chloroform will be the only thing he'll smell for a while.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:49,
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I for onewould not fuck with that piglet
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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the only one that would dare try is Miss Piggy
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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Ah the sequel to Emo Donkey!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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precisely Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:39,
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Peter Cullen also voiced Optimus Prime
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:40,
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Thought it was too similar to be coinkydink.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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THIS......wins the internets!!!!
*Hooooje click* a thing of pure joy :D
(*Hooooje click* a thing of pure joy :D
Ninj,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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yes!!....had a go on one of those once....'kin impossible bar chord :)
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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Blimey! He's hammering those chords.That is lovely - *click* - more old skool B3ta fluff, says I.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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this goes perfectly with the Steve Hillage I'm listening to right now :)
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:19,
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*salutes drummer*Lovely stuff, and a great tribute
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:18,
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Woo for thisand Yay for Valin! Gone but not forgotten.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:28,
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Oh shit!That's missing the layer where I made it washed out like his face.
Fuck, it, I closed tattyshop and it really was only a matter of adding 'lightness' in hue and saturation.
Arse!
(Fuck, it, I closed tattyshop and it really was only a matter of adding 'lightness' in hue and saturation.
Arse!
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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I did not save the layers,I am not about to faff around with sponge or dodge now.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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I love everyone in this thread.Except you two.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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Fair call. I hate myself sometimes as well.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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Actually, it turns out I a) Can be arsed but
b) am not really that good or that arsed.
(b) am not really that good or that arsed.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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hahaha!Brilliant
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:32,
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In the circumstancesstripping below the waist was probably quite sensible
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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IT IS A DREAM.Also, |Bruce Willis is a dead man.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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NO IT'S NOT IT'S A MOTION PICTURE AND A WORK OF FICTIONSo ner
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Austerity Britain"){kind=small}
Save a fortune in time and money by replacing the House of Commons with a web forum
Click for the other half of it
I'm genuinely baffled as to why in this day and age the House of Commons exists. I appreciate in the olden days before communications networks it was important to have everyone in the same place to get discussions heard and information shared. But when you could clearly handle the entire Prime Ministers Questions via a web forum or skype chat why the hell are they wasting important council/department/country running time by travelling all the way to London and then sitting on their arses occasionally going "hear hear"?
A very, very rough internet based calculation puts the house of commons daily running costs for mps offices and the main hall (not tours or cafes or whatever) at £1.2m. Add to that travel expenses and the wasted days pay and it officially adds up to fuckingcrazyloads of our taxes.
Give them an ipad and a decent secure forum that is no more complex than B3ta and they can do the whole fucking job during their lunch break in their constituency.
I apologise for the confused and semi ranty nature of this typing, I've just spent far, far too long listening to and transcribing twattish mps talking at each other in raised childish voices without them ever answering a single question. Which has obviously left me more irritated at the fucking stupid state of our system than I was expecting from a semi-throwaway b3ta joke.
If you want to see the 15 minutes of arsemonkery in question for yourself, it is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_fGvVOCT00 It can in reality be condensed to 3 forum posts -
Ed "Why weren't representatives in that meeting?
Dave "I'm not answering that"
Everyone else "rhubarb, rhubarb, shout, my team is better than your team"
I'm going for a bit of a lay down now.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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Pretty much, yes......that is the reason.
Bascially, the party can control its MPs much more effectively when they're gathered in person, and MPs can much more easily see who is inclined to vote one way or the other.
Funnily enough, HappyToast was beaten to the idea of remote voting by Thomas Edison back in 1869. It was Edison's first patent - an electric vote recorder:
edison.rutgers.edu/vote.htm
It was rejected. Edison couldn't understand why until a Congressman took him aside and explained that instant voting would be disastrous, for a number of reasons. For a start, it made filibustering impossible. Also, his fellow representatives had to be able to see what their peers were intending to do, to see which way their allies or enemies (potential or actual) intended to vote and modify (if necessary) their intentions accordingly, and to engage in the usual horse-trading of political life. Instant, remote vote recording made all that impossible and for those reasons was hated by both the party whips (or equivalent) and representatives themselves.
After that failure, Edison resolved never again to invent something for which there was not an identifiable need, i.e. from which a profit could be made.
Meanwhile, I have clicked 'Like'!
'Cos I like it.
(,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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Bascially, the party can control its MPs much more effectively when they're gathered in person, and MPs can much more easily see who is inclined to vote one way or the other.
Funnily enough, HappyToast was beaten to the idea of remote voting by Thomas Edison back in 1869. It was Edison's first patent - an electric vote recorder:
edison.rutgers.edu/vote.htm
It was rejected. Edison couldn't understand why until a Congressman took him aside and explained that instant voting would be disastrous, for a number of reasons. For a start, it made filibustering impossible. Also, his fellow representatives had to be able to see what their peers were intending to do, to see which way their allies or enemies (potential or actual) intended to vote and modify (if necessary) their intentions accordingly, and to engage in the usual horse-trading of political life. Instant, remote vote recording made all that impossible and for those reasons was hated by both the party whips (or equivalent) and representatives themselves.
After that failure, Edison resolved never again to invent something for which there was not an identifiable need, i.e. from which a profit could be made.
Meanwhile, I have clicked 'Like'!
'Cos I like it.
I like this.I also like the prospect of /talk invading a commons debate.
In fact thinking about it, /talk is pretty much the tone and standard of the average commons debate.
EDIT If you do That There Twitter, then follow @stevehiltonguru His side commentary to PMQs is generally very good.
(In fact thinking about it, /talk is pretty much the tone and standard of the average commons debate.
EDIT If you do That There Twitter, then follow @stevehiltonguru His side commentary to PMQs is generally very good.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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Because they'll all end up on "ignore"but your point is very valid, similarly with all the business travel that goes on just for a meeting that could easily take place with web conferencing.
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:29,
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I'm all for having them in one place, this is an age of terrorists and bombings after allBut yeah, you're right. Unfortunately it involves common sense, technology and a loss of "I'm better than you" status, so they'll never go for it.
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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This is most excellent :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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to be honestI'm completely baffled about the way the entire world works. If you think about things for a few years, the whole thing's is absolutely batshit insane. Totally bonkers. Why we haven't ripped the whole system... the WHOLE system, economy, government, the lot.... out years ago and started again with one that makes sense baffles me every time I think about it. To me, it looks like a load of lazy arseholes quoting meaningless rules that means everyone has to pay their way for them with money that they decide the value of.
I won't start going on about it, I gave up whingeing ages ago.
*also: click :D
(I won't start going on about it, I gave up whingeing ages ago.
*also: click :D
baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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Sadly......it's not at all baffling, and you answered it with this sentence:
"To me, it looks like a load of lazy arseholes quoting meaningless rules that means everyone has to pay their way for them with money that they decide the value of."
The only people with the power to change the system are the very people who stand to lose most by changing it. Turkeys, after all, would never vote for Christmas...
(,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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"To me, it looks like a load of lazy arseholes quoting meaningless rules that means everyone has to pay their way for them with money that they decide the value of."
The only people with the power to change the system are the very people who stand to lose most by changing it. Turkeys, after all, would never vote for Christmas...
Looks nicely donebut there's no way in hell I'm reading all those bloody words
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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fantastictime well spent
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:03,
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This is one of the best things I've seen here in ages,really well done and fantastic point made. Wish it could spark a petition by someone more articulate/competent than I.
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Pig Bodine.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:20,
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to be fairPMQ's is a circus, hated by everone from sketch writers to the politicians themselves. but it is 30 minutes out of a long long week of debating law in the chambers.
not saying that there isn't waste, but most time in Westminster is spent outside of the chamber, in meetings, committees and within the various departments that each minister has a responsibility to.
if you want to rip waste in politics apart, have a crack at the house of lords. that's a proper outrage.
(not saying that there isn't waste, but most time in Westminster is spent outside of the chamber, in meetings, committees and within the various departments that each minister has a responsibility to.
if you want to rip waste in politics apart, have a crack at the house of lords. that's a proper outrage.
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:41,
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Not realisticUntil someone starts slagging off the /houseoflords board.
( ousgg is not seeking approval,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:50,
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well, they've saved travel moneyby allowing the mp's to buy houses in london which the tax payer effectively pays the mortgage on.
being an mp sounds like a pretty nice gig
(being an mp sounds like a pretty nice gig
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:24,
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Just seen this and it's pure genius!It's so true, it's not even funny. I second this proposal, hear, hear!
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Q4nobody,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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An excellent rant and one I fully endorseIf I had my way I'd hang the lot of them and replace democracy with Genghis Khan.
He knew how to get shit done.
(He knew how to get shit done.
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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Hear hearI don't see why we need MPs at all. It made sense in 1748 when my local MP would spend three days in a horse-drawn carriage to go to London and represent my views in parliament, but now I can present my views directly, there's no need for an elected representative at all.
Replace the whole lot with an internet-based jury-service style system. At any one time, 10,000 randomly-selected citizens are required to consider whatever it is that MPs think about, discuss, consult and then vote remotely. Every three months or so, 1,000 of the citizens finish their service and another 1,000 are randomly picked to replace them. Those who can't be arsed to take part, even having been picked, will get the 'government' they deserve.
The civil service can get on with running the country with direction from the 10,000 voting punters.
Replace all numbers with larger/smaller ones as you see fit.
Done.
(Replace the whole lot with an internet-based jury-service style system. At any one time, 10,000 randomly-selected citizens are required to consider whatever it is that MPs think about, discuss, consult and then vote remotely. Every three months or so, 1,000 of the citizens finish their service and another 1,000 are randomly picked to replace them. Those who can't be arsed to take part, even having been picked, will get the 'government' they deserve.
The civil service can get on with running the country with direction from the 10,000 voting punters.
Replace all numbers with larger/smaller ones as you see fit.
Done.
crispy duck,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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People talk about the "sanctity of Democracy"......But essentially it's either a privileged few running the show (which can be done better under the more... tyrannical systems) or it's mob rule. Neither is an ideal way of getting something done.
When you look into systems of governance, the ideal is Anarchy; which is to say, a lack of governance and everybody working together, independently, for the best.
But that'll never happen. Not with humans.
(,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:53,
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When you look into systems of governance, the ideal is Anarchy; which is to say, a lack of governance and everybody working together, independently, for the best.
But that'll never happen. Not with humans.
Sinister tree is sinister.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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wouldn't you be if you found yourself cemented in with drivers whizzing by? HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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what's the root cause of his unhappiness? hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:39,
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She only wanted to go riding with the boss(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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Ha ha! Was it dressed in a curly wig andused as a decoy?
(
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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This is such a non-story.Police horses are always lent out. Having a horse on loan (police or otherwise) is common practice - When people go away to University, when the horse is surplus to current requirements, etc.
A horse is expensive to keep and lending one is a cheap way of getting livery - The headline sounds terrible, but it really is utterly benign. A similar example might be 'Devon council helped Lord Manley carry his rubbish to the tip'.
The woman is repulsive, but when you pick on her with this sort of non-event, merely playing on the ignorance of the public, to get a good headline it undermines the real issue, which is that the fucking bitch should be in prison for her actual crimes.
(A horse is expensive to keep and lending one is a cheap way of getting livery - The headline sounds terrible, but it really is utterly benign. A similar example might be 'Devon council helped Lord Manley carry his rubbish to the tip'.
The woman is repulsive, but when you pick on her with this sort of non-event, merely playing on the ignorance of the public, to get a good headline it undermines the real issue, which is that the fucking bitch should be in prison for her actual crimes.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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When I say 'you', I do not mean dear old waspy, though, I mean the fucking BBC who should know better.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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I agree, it's actually just obfuscating the real storybut I wanted to shop Murdoch onto Putin...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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Oh yes,not in any way angry with you.
Yopu fucking slack jawed cunt.
(Yopu fucking slack jawed cunt.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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Yeah, same to yopu! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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Oh get a ropom yopu twopu.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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She's just made a statement on the whole horse thing:(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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she loves horse cockedit: stupid brain wrong place
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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she got it at around the same time grant mitchell left her.coincidence?
(,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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Edit: perhaps the ginger one would like to do this for the auction :)
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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Who the hell would want a ginger wig?**Clowns
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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BLARGH! Almost spat coffee all over my sketchbook then. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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The alien from off of American DadThere was a whole episode about it recently
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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Flog 'em cheap to the bald headed colour blindsor perverts with ginger fettish :D
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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Unibrow Owner's Club/is also a member - although mine's not ginger
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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Oh man, as if gingers don't have a bad enough time as it is! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Just playing around with sky textures(
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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Allo. What should I draw the'day?
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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Thank you ^^ Maguro
1. fish
2. The person can not get orgasm.
(1. fish
2. The person can not get orgasm.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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I said for the pict日本人の女性が大好き
I love Japanese women
(I love Japanese women
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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Ahh, great ^^So my T-shirt doesn't say something like "PURPLE WOMAN GRAPEFRUIT UTENSIL".
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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Yes, it doesbut only in remote regions of Northern China
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blyerkit e k trilby,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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I have a friend who lives in TokyoHe was greatly amused by a shirt I was wearing that said something stupid in Kanji. I did point out that there are plenty of engrish fails.
e.g.
(e.g.
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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I guess the guy who made this hat hasn't got the chist of English.I think there were other T-shirts like that one up there, that said things like "I'M BIG IN JAPAN" in kanji, stuff like that.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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Mine said something random likeTOKYO HANDBAG UNDERPANT LEMONADE. Or something.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:51,
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Hahaha! What did you think it said? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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It was one of those non branded shirts that have a logo on from George at ASDA or something.I never really thought about what it said. My mate thought it was very funny, mind.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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Ahh, right. Makes you wonder what the makers of the T-shirt intended it to say.Or maybe they got it spot on, you never can tell.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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But it does apparently say the wearer can't get it up?And you're happy with that?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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Waste of time ladder. Satanic sideways k. Divining.Unconvential e. Conjoined Y and L.
Midget by barstool. Surprised by left hook.
Blair witch. YL punched by big-nosed bully. Smug speccy twat.
(Midget by barstool. Surprised by left hook.
Blair witch. YL punched by big-nosed bully. Smug speccy twat.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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This is what I think the Japanese writing looks like
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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This. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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An bicuspid canine covered in coffee bicycling to Coventry. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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martians playing golf on mars, only to find a mars rover has ruined their gamethat or a Fallout3 thing - Pip as the Vault dweller and Leonard as the dog from the scrapyard who's name I cant remember Dogmeat (cheers, BHW!)
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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Bruce Forsythbeing attacked by dancing ninja squirrels
( Puromycin is still licking windows,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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Five furious fish fingers fighting fifteen formidably fanged frogs.With tits.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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Those idiot irish twins have acquired a taste for lady spluff... and old ladies.They have broken into a care home late at night and have located an old biddy suffering terribly with Parkinson's disease. They quickly and lovingly undress each other, revealing ridiculous pubic quiffs, and gently suck each other hard knowing this will excite the old dear and set her shaking like horse and trap on a cobbled road.
First, they both lube up their hands and cocks with swarfega. Next, they quite simply manoeuvre themselves into position either side of the sweet old lady and and help her curl her fingers around their throbbing shafts. The ancient crone's neurological condition does the rest as she shakes and vibrates to the beat created by her dopaminergic troubles and soon the boys are ready to empty their sacks, which they both do with their trademark gleeful relish, their quiffs all of a quiver.
Now it's her turn, and very gently and with great care they help her out of her knickerbockers and sit her down in a reclining chair. Once they're sure she is comfortable, the really stupid one gets down and starts giving the old dear a couple of fingers whilst the incredibly stupid one holds his quiff aside and starts lapping at her surprisingly swollen clit. This could take a while but they are patient and maintain their discipline, fingers and toungues maintaining a rhythm they could never achieve in their "singing". Finally, the woman starts to writhe and moan and so they increase the pace until, suddenly, her back arches and her arthritic toes curl and she comes like a water cannon; old lady squirt spraying this way and that as she completely loses control of her body. The twins and indeed the whole room is dripping with 30 years of bottled up cumsplash with a stench akin to old bacon.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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Your recent effortsforced me to up my game
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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:DYour game's not the only thing that's been 'upped', after reading this
Eh? EH?
(Eh? EH?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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It's a bacon type of day Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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You are Alastair CampbellAICMFP
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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Yes, one is more stupid than the otherthere's the really stupid one and the incredibly stupid one
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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I realised that from the context, but surely if either one was even one IQ point lower, they would forget how to breathe and die horribly whilst the other mewled pitifully whilst defiling his brother's bloated blue corpse..Which would of course be tragic.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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Tragic indeedwe must hope it never happens
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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A child holds a bacon butty at the side of the road, apropos of nothing, he stares vacantly down the street as tomato ketchup drips onto the tarmac.Suddenly, a large black limousine rolls along the road and pulls up alongside the boy, who gazes nonplussed at his reflection in the smoked glass window.
The window rolls down revealing a group of rich city bankers, who lean out of the window, braying at the child and spraying champagne everywhere. Shocked, the child drops his delicious bacon sandwich into the oily silt by the kerb. The 5 second rule cannot apply here, the sandwich is ruined. A single tear runs from the boy's eye as the snorting whooping poshos collapse laughing onto luxurious leather upholstery, their task complete.
Before they can wind up the window, the boy's mother has appeared at the gate, carrying an early model Dyson 04 vacuum, in scratched but serviceable grey and yellow. She is very attractive, housework has left a sheen of sweat on her heaving, perfectly formed bosom. The bankers resume their braying, coupled with sexual retorts and a shower of crumpled, low denomination English bank-notes.
Incensed, the woman steps forward, raising the Dyson and driving it through the head of the nearest posho with explosive force. The others recoil in horror, but too late; the bloodied Dyson pounds in through the limousine window repeatedly and remorselessly until every banker is a broken, bloodied mess.
At this point, the chauffeur steps out of the car. It is the woman's husband. He gently sets down the Dyson and takes his wife and son into the house, where they all have bacon sandwiches, then the boy watches back to back episodes of Tracey Beaker on CBBC, whilst his parents have passionate sex on the bonnet of the limousine to the cheers of their neighbours.
(The window rolls down revealing a group of rich city bankers, who lean out of the window, braying at the child and spraying champagne everywhere. Shocked, the child drops his delicious bacon sandwich into the oily silt by the kerb. The 5 second rule cannot apply here, the sandwich is ruined. A single tear runs from the boy's eye as the snorting whooping poshos collapse laughing onto luxurious leather upholstery, their task complete.
Before they can wind up the window, the boy's mother has appeared at the gate, carrying an early model Dyson 04 vacuum, in scratched but serviceable grey and yellow. She is very attractive, housework has left a sheen of sweat on her heaving, perfectly formed bosom. The bankers resume their braying, coupled with sexual retorts and a shower of crumpled, low denomination English bank-notes.
Incensed, the woman steps forward, raising the Dyson and driving it through the head of the nearest posho with explosive force. The others recoil in horror, but too late; the bloodied Dyson pounds in through the limousine window repeatedly and remorselessly until every banker is a broken, bloodied mess.
At this point, the chauffeur steps out of the car. It is the woman's husband. He gently sets down the Dyson and takes his wife and son into the house, where they all have bacon sandwiches, then the boy watches back to back episodes of Tracey Beaker on CBBC, whilst his parents have passionate sex on the bonnet of the limousine to the cheers of their neighbours.
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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You guys should really publish this stuff in a book. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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Only if you're prepared to illustrate every tale.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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Maybe we need to collect them in a blog or something first, gauge the moodas it were.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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I suggested something like this to 4dam,back when we first started doing this sort of thing.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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*wipes away a tear* Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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Ketchup on a bacon butty? HereseyBrown sauce or nothing.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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Yeah, but kids like ketchup on bacon butties.It works in context, trust me.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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It's what brown sauce was invented for! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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Beats my idea of a man slamming his balls with a banjo too. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:47,
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I don't see why those can't be intricate subplots when this gets made into a film. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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The main antagonist has a string instrument fetishso he rests his bollocks on a table and smacks them as hard as he can with a banjo, guitar, whatever he can find.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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a ship in a dip being attacked by a chip
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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something to do with playboy bunny girlsSeeing as i was hanging out with a lady friend in a bunny outfit all of saturday :-D
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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Not so much bunny magician - just bunny girl, like the Playboy ones :-)It was actually a cosplay of Mikuru Asahina from that Haruhi anime, if you know it.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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I think cute Mikuru too ^^ Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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Sorry, but I'm not sure what I'm looking at here...It might just be my misinterpretation, but it appears as a young lady (or girl from the classic manga face/eye size ratio), with tits and a bunny girl tail and rabbit ears. So far so yiff, but WTF is with the rope burns?
There seems to be a deepening tone of sadomasochistic imagery in your recent pictures, which is fine if consensual, but disturbing to me when linked to presexual teens (and the addition of comedy tail and ears do not ameliorate this IMO)
Just my $0.02
(There seems to be a deepening tone of sadomasochistic imagery in your recent pictures, which is fine if consensual, but disturbing to me when linked to presexual teens (and the addition of comedy tail and ears do not ameliorate this IMO)
Just my $0.02
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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I thought those were stitchesI think it's meant to be a doll. What I don't understand is "Good Bye old brains!"
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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It's meant to be a zombie rabbit, so it's sort of Frankenstein'd. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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Answer is "No"the old brain is bad taste for her.
she always want to fresh brains. :D
It seems "Nightmare before chistmas"'s Sally.
(she always want to fresh brains. :D
It seems "Nightmare before chistmas"'s Sally.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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rope burns? presexual teens?calm doon pal!
(
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:51,
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interesting read on that link...ha ha...o/
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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Was she hanging out as well?Phwoar, etc.
Some photographs would help us picture the scene.
(Some photographs would help us picture the scene.
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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this
with tits
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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Nicholas Parsonsarguing with his neighbour about the size of his conifer tree. The neighbour agrees to lop the conifer if Parsons pays half.
With tits
(With tits
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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RDLI HAKKIS playing the piano with a giant dildo. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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The swedish crown princess with her new half man half lizard offspring
(,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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A man twatting himself in the bollocks with a banjo.EDIT: Again, if this isn't picked, I'll try and do it myself. Draw it, that is, not actually maim myself with a string instrument.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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Illustrate for usThe sorrowful feeling you get when you go to reach for a glass/mug/etc. to take a sip of your drink, only to find you've already drank it all.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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The 'last beer in Hell' feeling.........................I know it well.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Daniel Craig swinging a giant teabag as some kind of Olympic event
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Or is it a stocky Vladimir Putin? Can't quite tell. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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A bath.A sexy girl in a bath.
A sexy girl with big boobs in a bath.
A sexy girl with big boobs in a bath with a banjo.
A sexy girl with big boobs in a bath with a banjo on a cliff.
(A sexy girl with big boobs in a bath.
A sexy girl with big boobs in a bath with a banjo.
A sexy girl with big boobs in a bath with a banjo on a cliff.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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You're bloody obsessed you are.Hey, did you talk to that newspaper woman?
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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Jokes are better than technique.Please fucking get the hint.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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Daniel Craig? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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Racist. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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Reposting this for the day shift as it's for a good cause and all that.This is my contribution to the B3ta Art Auction, an original A4 biromash drawn especially for the event.
It's called "Snow Leopard" and the auction winner will get the original ink drawing not a print.
Click for bigger
(It's called "Snow Leopard" and the auction winner will get the original ink drawing not a print.
Click for bigger
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:48,
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I've got a thingy shaped like a turnip! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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Needs more Jahled polishing his lens taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:49,
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needs more Calvin... ;)
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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Whoa, it's really filling up now.And this is still awesome.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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Original for comparison. Surprising how little I had to do with the text, really.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:19,
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hahaVery good!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:20,
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It's made me hungry. Is it wrong to covet a donner kebab for lunch?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:27,
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I see no reason why not.Then again, I've ended up in pubs at about 10am, so...
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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I'm probably gonna pop out to Tesco in a bit, see what's available.I'll most likely end up with a Ginster's or something.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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Out of the three things in your pic, it's the kebab for me tooAlthough I've only once had a donner sober and regretted it...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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We used to live near a really really good kebab shop. Proper tasty even when sober.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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Donner kebab with chilli sauce or mayo...Says a lot about me when I can have that sober or pissed.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:45,
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what disgruntles you so, Claude Speed?It's important that I know.
(,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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dodgy phone in a patchy coverage areathe problem with Orange is that they insist on putting their own modified software on handsets, and the Tocco wasn't reliable to start with.
Swansea seems to have very patchy coverage, with the most consistant signal coverage over the sea.
(,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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Swansea seems to have very patchy coverage, with the most consistant signal coverage over the sea.
i'll have to rent a boat and hang around in the bristol channel then?
(,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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I actually get pretty good signal with them......are you ACTUALLY talking to a brick, by any chance?
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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^ this with fucking bells onthe T-mobile shared signal is loads better, but it doesnt always become available.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:48,
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Samsung galaxy S2, living in islington, londonGood signal outside most of the time, but it pretty much dies as soon as i touch my phone in my flat. There's supposed to be an app on the included orange firmware that enables you to use your wifi connection to get a perfect connection, but orange havent made it available for the SG S2 yet.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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poor servicethere's no excuse for Orange to be weak anywhere in London.
But try this:
www.coolsmartphone.com/2011/08/08/samsung-galaxy-sii-on-orange-now-with-signal-boost/
(,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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But try this:
www.coolsmartphone.com/2011/08/08/samsung-galaxy-sii-on-orange-now-with-signal-boost/
HmThat's the app i was talking about. Not got that kies thing installed. Suppose ill have to sccumb and install it if i want to try this out...
Im guessing the lead coated bunker i live in is to blame for the signal drop, perhaps. According to some website thing, orange reception is excellent in all of london.
(Im guessing the lead coated bunker i live in is to blame for the signal drop, perhaps. According to some website thing, orange reception is excellent in all of london.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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searching for source picsthe first one that came up was the orange logo with the word TWUNTS .
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Milla Jovovitch loves GreggsThis is 100% FACT.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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the missus works in greggsmight get her to bring me home a chicken new orleans later, yummy
(,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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Chicken New Orleans?What freshly baked lunacy is this?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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Ah right - sandwich.I tend to follow the Homer Simpson rule in Greggs and only consume products that turn the paper wrapping transparent.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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HahahaThat can't end well!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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I see you've caused a deletion Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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I hope it's cartoon time soonI'm hungry
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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Did I miss a drama?
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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No, not reallyI was half-heartedly trying to stir some up
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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Pfft. Hope he doesn't meet the exploding gas oven regiment coming up.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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The Special Chip Pan Service are already on the ground. All hell's gonna break loose! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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Followed by the Running With Scissors brigade. edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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And the Leaning Back on Chairs Reserves. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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And the going out without a coat Catch Your Death Squad edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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Oooh, they're rough old bastards, I hear.They show no mercy when it comes to going out in light drizzle.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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This from the film A Fridge Too Far. :)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:23,
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It might have also been a clip from Ice Cold in Alex.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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If he were inside of the fridge and then simply steps out right when it hits the ground, he'll be okI saw Bugs Bunny do it in an elevator, so I know it will work.
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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"For the Love of Sugar" by Damien Hirst - £3.59 (inc VAT)
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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Surely it's worth hundreds and thousands?!:O*glees*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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Were those hundreds & thousands prescribed by a doctor? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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That reminds me...of this. Which is possibly the best music video I have seen in ages and the 'Making of' video is pucker!
That's all
(That's all
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:45,
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Stripy top FTW!but her birthday isn't until Aug 4th.
( RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:02,
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It's amazing how long it can take to set you up for a punchline! 'ningles all. :D
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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I'm disappointed about the size of the multipack. ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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Duh it's the future. The packet is bigger on the inside! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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Quantum Crisps! This is a concept I can get behind. Will there be Shrodingers Crisp it could be salt and vinegar or it could be smokey bacon flavour but you won't know until you open the packet. ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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Quantum Crisps?Isn't he the guy from Fifth Gear?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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No, He was potrayed by Mr Wrinkles himself, John Hurt inThe Naked Civil Servant.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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Milla Jovovitch is a big fan of Greggs pastiesThis is 100% FACT.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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That is marvellous Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:07,
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I can assure you that no biscuits were harmed during the production of referenced post. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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^ what Waspy saida thing of great beauty
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:18,
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"Dodger Rogering"Sounds soo wrong, yet sooo very right.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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Bourbons = Oreosfree your mind sheeple!
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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Does this mean I have to change my name to Oreo Fox? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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I find that they taint the taste of the tea, post-dunkage h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:55,
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I find they taint the taste of biscuit.Silly French.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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Forgive us Rob, for we have sinned... It has been nearly three hours since the last post...Todays fit girlies are; Bernadette Peters (she was great in The Jerk and I named my dog 'Shit Head' after that film) and Mimsy Farmer (inset joke about farming her mimsy here).
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:08,
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And let us remember a couple of comedy geniuses..(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:08,
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Mimsy Farmer has to be the best name ever.BTW Did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/board/10703720
(www.b3ta.com/board/10703720
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:12,
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Pfffft! Mimsy Farmer? Where's Fanny Hertz and Dick Pound? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:30,
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Woo and minor TJ. Yays it arrived!!!!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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Ah, you won!What were the results in the end?
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:16,
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No I bought oneThe guy in question has been rather lully and donated a load of them for the CST/London Bash auction.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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Still waiting for mine. Maybe later on today, I dunno. :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:32,
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My post came very early today for some reason.It's possible you may still get it today. I've also got the Blessed alarm clock app. It's fantastic. Only 2 quid too.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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Yeah, the post usually comes around mid-day near where I live.Really wanted to wear it to class today, but oh well. :)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:00,
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My Mosaink buddy is currently working up a Blessed design.Trying to persuade him to go down the b3ta route and pony up a few freebies. Early WIP is looking mighty fine.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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Thing is if you're doing stuff like that you need Brian on board.The b3tard who did that t shirt runs Brian's official merchandise site and also did the Blessed clock and sat nav. Someone's likeness is their own IP.
Then again if he's going to make a few quid out of it he's generally OK.
(Then again if he's going to make a few quid out of it he's generally OK.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:04,
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Can I put in an advance request for Alex Kingston/ River Songon the 11th? Much obliged!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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Moll Flanders! Thirded!see also, Croupier!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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Tell you what WobblyRather than having everyone put their requests in this thread, why not start a new thread later in the afternoon asking "What shall I vector the day?"
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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I don't think that will go down to well...How about you staring a new thead asking "Who should Wobbly knock one out for tomorrow?"
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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Hey I have a friend that wants to make videos go viralwho can help
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:44,
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good responses so fargreat brainstorm fellas
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 5:28,
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no we need viral content special viral funny vids
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 5:36,
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Probably Rob and his newsletter
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:11,
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this one on linksof a JCB has 6.5m views, contact them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDpsziK-Aw
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDpsziK-Aw
The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:22,
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Well, not EVERYTHINGbut most things, certainly
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 6:56,
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It's nice to see something with meat.Utterly tired of the tofu sushi boat.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 5:44,
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If my calculations are correct, only threescore and six more pictures until Armageddon mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 6:58,
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