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(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

got any more? be sure and post them all in a new thread, mind

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

he got the message

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)

shite are they all coming in the same thread? Sorry, new to this...

(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

he's being sarcastic

we'd ideally like you to place them in one single thread/post and not all in new threads otherwise Riverghost may end up calling you a cunt over and over again, thankyouverymuch

The reason why has been lost in time. I think it used to make sense when this board was popular

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

and hilarity ensued

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)

*checks schedule* Are you sure? Hilarity isn't sheduled until tomorrow evening at the very earliest

I've got down 'mild and infrequent chortling' for today

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)

ok then, just a wee chuckle

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)

*chortles*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)

under EU working time directives

you must now refrain from chortling or harder forms of mirthful expression for at least 4 hours.

I suggest visiting /talk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)

OK got it

(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)

are you sure?

would you like me to explain it again?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. k thx bai.

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)

loving your work

~~but consider keeping them in the same thread. For some reason, that matters round here.~~

^ this instead

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)

Surely f this is your own website the irony of you advertising on here is missed.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

this keeps getting fiunnier and funnier each time I scroll past!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)

ace!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)

I STILL FUCKING LOVE THIS

(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

Fuck yeah!

Well done... you must be new round here, right?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:00, archived)

Fucking magic!

(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)

you are a cunt

fuck off

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SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)

New satirical advertising website, innit.

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For this and other assorted nonsense, log onto www.fadvertising.co.uk

(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

Very tempting

can I pay in 52 instalments of £10?

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fuscous, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

Perfect for ball-scratching...

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

Spam!

But gigglesome, so I'm quite conflicted.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

Can I have a Parker pen

just for enquiring?
also hello newperson

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)

Yeah

someone just shared your "girls without makeup" thing on facebook, so I guess you're hitting your target market

...could be funnier, though

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)

Nothing like a bit of subversion. :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

Mmmmmm.... tasty meats....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)

I saw an energy drink called Pussy yesterday.

If I could drink energy drinks (knocked them on the head after I suffered serious chest pains), I'd probably spend the day spamming my Twitter with "Cheap Pussy still tastes nice", and other stupid shit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)

"as seen on Watchdog"

Class!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)

Hahaha

Would've worked with rob too:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)

;)

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Ninj, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)

that is horrific

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

Thanks! XD have a fluffy one :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)

alright. Have a fuhrer then :p

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)

sexeh

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

^ Poof!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)

I feel robbed

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

Not much. Couldn't get the fonts right

I hope it shows up right

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(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)

HIS ARSE!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

You just need to be careful of those damn dropbears!!!

TJ: In other news. London Bash venue officially confirmed. Get your name down now if you haven't already as there's an 85 capacity.

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23598

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

so it's staying in the same place?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)

I just have to call up a month within the date to confirm:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

Baldmonkey's going to be there twice, then ;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)

Three times

There's both the banned and the new personality horse accounts

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

Well it's people on the doors no bash sign ups.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

GOt bitten by a ring snake once.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

Nasty.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)

Psst!

Try this:

javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true';%20document.designMode='on';%20void%200

Paste it into the address bar of yout browser. You will then be able to edit any text on the page you are on. When you're done simply do a prnt scrn to capture your handiwork.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

I'm being a dummy today

Doesn't work for me. But I am using Chrome. All I get is a google search of the pasted address

Doesn't work on Firefox either. I get bombarded with "can't do this because it prevents social engineering attacks"
What?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

Chrome strips out the "javascript:" at the beginning if you c+p

Just add it manually.

(twattybanjo, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)

Well, what do you know?

It works. Damn it. IT works.

I know a few websites that are going to a pineapple sized razzing at some point.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

Hmm, odd

I'm pretty sure I've used it before on Firefox. Trying it now though foxy just ignores it altogether. It does seem to work on Explorer though.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)

All good under Safari 5.1

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)

was looking for this for ages as lost it. Cheers :)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)

If you ever lose it again, it's in Newsletter 480

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)

that's excellent!

works in Opera too

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

I need an idiots guide to this

I can't get it to work in firefox or ie :(

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)

it works fine in chrome, if you re-type the "javascript:" bit

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)

okey dokey

cheers :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)

Whoa.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

Erk!

If the Great Pumpkin was a man-pumpkin and was leaking from that area, would that be Great Pumpkin seed?

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)

RUN!

Oh, no, too late :( It got them both.

Edit: How rude, that's excellent :)

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)

hahahah

He looks so happy

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

^ Would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)

that time of the year again?

*runs*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)

yup...compo time

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)

PUMPKIN

That's what rednecks do on halloween

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)

Thats a smashing pic of the moon right there.

Lovely work.

Edit: Isn't the moon a tad bit big in this. It actually suggests it's falling towards the earth. I've changed my mind and this picture, whilst artistically masterful is in fact, terrifying. They're all too caught up in themselves to realize they have just moments left before they're ground into space dust.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)

Soul Harvest Moon

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

wood

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

Another sure fire gold!

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Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)

Javelin missile?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)

Javelins are shoulder fired.

Not sure what that is, some sort of surface to air missile?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIM-104_Patriot

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)

I looks like it's shrunk a bit in the wash?

You know, if someone wanted to put a surface to air missile system in my back garden during the olympics, I'd be all like, fucking yes please. It would be awesome.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)

must...not...press....shiny...buttons......

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)

Is this related to

the fact that they're considering putting surface-to-air missiles on nearby flats?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)

Inflation?

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)

The rainbow on the bottom one is very retro

That's what they used to put on developed photo envelopes and video tapes back when something being in colour was still special

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)

I'd rather have the Instamatic than an iPhone.

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)

Tescos meat

has always been a disappointment. Nothing worse than mince that is adamant it will remain as some sort of meat spaghetti no matter what form of cooking.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)

If you're buying mince made from

adamant I'm not surprised you're having problems.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)

That's the first time I've ever got the pun in his name

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)

Princechar Mince

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)

pfffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)

aye

butchers is always best

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)

The Ejacoalition

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)

Hurrah!

I'll stick my politilols here too as it's not worth its own thread

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)

hehe

I like this

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

I hope he's not of those inconsiderate gits that

doesn't clean the screen afterwards.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)

hahaha, Splat-top

Poor old Cleggars

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)

Sploosh!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)

yuk yuk yuk

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)

Almost lunchtime, so I made an Egg Knob!

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)

Eggknob, eggnog, eggknob, eggnog...

Aaand we have a new tongue twister!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)

Hurrah!

I had something similar over the weekend, but crushed it to spread over my garden in the hopes that it might deter snails from eating my peas :/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)

I love eggnob, me

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)

Shellcock!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)

wahey!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)

Yolk poke!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)

Always I giggle at the creative faux knobs you lot come up with

Cracking! ;)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)

ta Shazz

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)

Hooray! :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)

Oh this is just too good!

And of course I started hearing his voice in my head

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)

Thanks

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)

Can't see these characters without thinking of the image with a subtle cleavage on that poor dog

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)

eggs, cakes, sort of related...

CFB

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)

...

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)

hahaha thanks

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)

A little German man

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)

haha

Mars Bars, Snickers, the lot of them. When I were a lad, I'm sure they were larger?

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)

Hahahahahahah

Eggsellent sir!!

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Ninj, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)

Afternoon Ninj!

Cheers :)

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)

Hai Q!

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Ninj, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)

I know which came first.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)

I bring the gift of semi-transparent smut

*Yes, yes, I know, it looks like Murdoc from Gorillaz.

EDIT: Thank you all, you lovely people! \o/ woo!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)

I like this.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)

Thanks!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)

I like this too

Alright k3b/-\b haven't seen you round for donkeys, hope yer well an all

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)

\o/

Woo! :)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)

I have to say I wasn't expecting it to be a woman under there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)

You've been on b3ta too long.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

True, these days my imagination supplies the animated magenta penis itself

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)

Go on, you know you want to

:D Draw it in, there's a good chap

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)

oh go on then

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)

Hurrah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)

Rejoice!

Normality has been restored!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

she looks shocked

how did she get wet?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

this weekend all she need do was open the door

good old British horizontal rain

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)

admit it, you mean jizz

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)

not really into jizz, I prefer good old British spunk

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)

It's been hammering down all weekend here

Most unlike April in Australia so she was caught unawares. Mostly naked, but unawares.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)

best kind of unawares

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)

Dave?

Nice work Shazz ;)

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)

Haha!

Thank you, sir

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)

for a moment I thought I had x-ray vision

nice one Shazzoir

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)

Well, I wanted to draw someone NOT MALE for a change

And for a fleeting moment there, you did! Thanks too.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)

Lady bits!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)

I APPROVE OF THIS

Most heartily.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)

Very good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)

beautiful bum in biro

is it biro week on b3ta ? all these arts are making me feel inadequate. I can just about manage to make my signature legible in biro.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)

There does seem to be a great deal of biro out there at the moment. Next image challenge?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)

I'd vote this.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)

That is a damn good idea

*seconds*

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)

^This on every level

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)

okay then :)

Done!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)

*likes* :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)

Also *liked*

but I expect it will get reworded and the context entirely changed around come voting day.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)

change my wording?

Don't they know I'm a _{moderately unsuccessful} write-OR?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: Bic pens

Ball point pens are rarely used any more, what with everyone sending emails these days.
Show us alternative uses for the clear plastic tubes and other parts of these discarded biros.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)

This will happen :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)

*rails against the establishment*

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)

looks like a goer *quickly reads Biro Art for Dummies*

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)

Clicked like a Bic

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)

clicked

biro art ftw :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

This is a fab idea

I don't have a scanner though. I'd have to draw something then photograph it.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)

I usually photograph my stuff

Seems to look better for some reason. And the scanner's so aged I can't find any drivers for it these days :(

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)

Hell yes!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)

biro dino!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)

I hope biros win. They're one of my favourite tools.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)

This is strangely different

Well done!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)

Thank you! Lots!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)

semi-spluffs.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)

Semi, you say?

;)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)

Probably because her tee-shirt/dress is only semi-transparent

maybe he likes to leave nothing to the imagination ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)

Nicely drawn :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)

Thanks, maiden

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)

Lovely!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)

Goodness, thank you!

Much as I would like to keep thanking people individually I think I will do group thanks from here on in, or risk annoying readers or something with multiple posts. What's the correct way about this, folks?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)

"Thanks!! XD"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)

Oh you!

*shoves playfully*

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)

*falls over*

*sues*
Nice pic btw

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)

I think

an edit on the original post to say "thank you for all the nice comments" or similar is pretty acceptable.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)

Perfect, thank you for the advice.

I shall do so immediately.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)

nice

that would be a great t-shirt print.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)

I actually painted one of these two years ago for a James Bond party

I went as an Ex XL Bond Girl, LOL.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

Aces.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)

This should come in style very quickly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)

*drops monocle*

*takes a fresh monocle from the bulk box*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

"Yes, yes, I know, it looks like Murdoc from Gorillaz."

Ha ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)

Nice! *tries to think if I've gone smutty*

Oh wait, yes, of course I have.

(censored to protect our delicate eyes and reputation in our workplaces)

EDIT: While I'm here, I might as well let you all know I might be a bit inactive this week, deadlines and all that. Business will resume as normal on Friday. ^^

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)

Most considerate

Also WOO!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)

slutty slut slut

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)

What, just because she's naked except her bo-

Oh yeah. *sits back down*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)

I've seen what she gets up to. *submits evidence*

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)

Scandalous! D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)

I want to know

where his hand is

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)

Wasp Box put me up to this

It was supposed to be Peter Andre wanking a Wildebeest off into a bowler hat.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)

This made me wonder if toilet

would be more or less comfortable with a tail. It May get in the way, but on a positive side thats a serious back cushion for those rough mornings after as you die a liquid death on the toilet.

Anyway, woo, click, semi etc...

Carry on.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)

That's a pencil scratcher to say the least.

I'm sure there's some sort of toilet/tail fetish group out there who could tell us. People are into weird shit nowadays.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)

Quickly patents the

Bushy Tail Toilet Seat ^TM

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)

Dragon's Den will have no choice; we have to cater for the animal/human freaks too.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)

More boobs!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

The Beetles!

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)

Four legs good, two legs bad, four arms really bad

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)

fucking miserable bunch

being a space pirate is clearly not all its cracked up to be

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)

Cool jackets are the main lure.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)

Stavros!

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)

Oh, I get by with a little hand from my friends

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)

mediocre - your intimate knowledge of all things UK never ceases to amaze.

Has this information come to you from your own studies of the wider world or is b3ta to blame?

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)

the whole dutch thing is an act

he's a housewife from Staines

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)

Stront!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

O-o

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)

Fake foreigners on /board? Perish the thought!

Oh.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)

I knew a few Dutch, Belgian, Swedish and Norwegian folk from World of Warcraft

they all seemed to know a lot about British culture and sub-culture as they can get BBC and they were mostly fascinated by 'Allo 'Allo and totally got the sense of humour involved.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)

Allo Allo was apparently translated into many languages

I have no idea how they managed to translate a lot of the accent/mispronounciation jokes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)

Guten Mooooogen

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:43, archived)

Well most of my friends preferred it in the original English they said the translation was awful

and really didn't need to be translated. They especially liked the British spy/policeman one and often quoted him word for word, they loved it. They were also very fascinated by The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)

Weren't we all?

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)

I was pissing by the door, when I 'eard two shits

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)

I heard that Bertorelli was Spanish in the Italian version

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)

haha

What-a mistake-a to make-a!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

What were the Germans in the German version?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)

Dunno, apparently it came out late 2008/early 2009 but I can't find any more than that :/

I always thought the rank-and-file Germans (as opposed to the gestapo) were treated rather sympathetically in it, but I don't know whether they'd see it that way

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)

Foreign shows don't get translated here, just subtitled

This is also how I picked up some Swedish, because their children's tv is the shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)

any useful phrases?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)

I learnt that Godverdomme is Dutch for God Damn You/Me/It!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)

The only phrase I picked up in Amsterdam is...

"mijn neef zou je dat laten doen met haar, maar het kost een extra 500 schilling" but I don't know what it means. Lots of people said it to me though.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)

haha :D

"My nephew would let you do that with her, but it costs an extra 500 schilling" I'm worried about the use of 'nephew' and 'her' in the same context but whatever floats yer boat

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)

they might have said 'nicht' and not 'neef'

stupid gender specific words

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)

Unless the nephew was the pimp of the lady in question

and he would let you do it to her

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)

pimp?

I was merely asking for directions to kok-in-de-arsche

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)

I think mostly b3ta

but we get the BBC here and all, you know

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

sorry about that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)

It must seem odd to you

when people describe things as "lully"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)

Im always impressed by European people's ability to understand Brits better than we can understand ourselves

or any other language. We had very rudimentary French Language lessons at school with no real emphasise of actually learning anything about the language. But on the continent they learn English as a second language and most are multilingual, which puts Britain to shame.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)

agreed

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)

This is very true. I also hate the arrogance of British people going abroad and talking English at the locals.

I was actually referring though to the fact that "lul" is Dutch slang for penis. Having said that though we can use phrases like cocky and dicky without so much as a snigger.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)

Oh right that's a another Dutch word I've learnt "lul" :D

As I understand it also Wan Kok means Bad Cook in Dutch as Mediocre pointed out on my Facebook.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)

Bill means bum

I spent quite a lot of my childhood in Holland so I know lots of childish rude words but would have no idea how to tell someone to fuck off!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)

Well it did when I first encountered it

About 800 years ago ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)

B3ta just wasn't the same after the renaissance, was it?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)

pfffft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)

I Wanna Hold Your Hand (No, The Other One)

Sgt. Peeper's Lonely Half-Hand Band.
Strawberry Flids Forever.
You've Got To Hide Your Hand Away.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)

"Strawberry Flids Forever"

Bwahahahahaha, oh fuck, that's all of us going to Hull.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)

I want to hold your hand hand hand hand.

leg, leg.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)

haha, or in the palm of McCartney's second-left

knob

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)

Ringo - fastest drummer on earth

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)

I bet Ringo is still shit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)

hahaha

Looks like he's preparing a second too

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)

hahaha love it

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)

singing "honey - that's what I want" ?

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rob, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)

heehee

very good

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)

Make Paul eat a carrot.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)

hahahaha

Or a Linda McC sausage?

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)

So once again, then weekend appears to have disappeared up its own arse...

Oh well, we have the next one to look forward to...
Ning b3ta and nong Willie Nelson, Johnny Galecki, Eve Arden & Al Lewis.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 7:14, archived)

Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 8:20, archived)

Willie Nelson?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)

happy birthday oven seal and 13A fuse

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 8:23, archived)

BS1362?

I don't get it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

13 Amps?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)

I, for one, am getting mightily peeved at 3 lost weekends in a row

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 8:44, archived)

How did that happen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)

well i dunno about you, but i had a filthy weekend of hot and sweaty stripping action.

but my downstairs toilet is now completely gutted and ready for redecorating.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)

FILTHY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:44, archived)

Very similarly, I was humping up and down stairs all weekend, followed by lots of rinsing and scrubbing in the bath

but my dedicated home brewery is now properly installed :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)

I have clicked "I Like This!"

because there's no "I'm Enormously Jealous!" link.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)

If you have a Wilkinsons near you, you can get the first 40 pints going for about £25

after that, another 40 pints will cost you £11 or so

also, become friendly with bar staff - we came home from the pub on Saturday night with a crate full of empty bottles :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)

bar staff tip is good

I used to raid bottle banks with a long stick, got some strange looks.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)

Hahaha

I can imagine. It's quite a common sight on the continent, though, at least where I've lived - unlike us those Europeans still tend to have deposits on their bottles, so you see people going around fishing bottles out of hedges and out of people's bins to reclaim the deposits. (And immediately reinvest it in some gut-churning rotgut that passes for cheap beer.)

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)

never understood why they don't re-introduce bottle deposits here

I remember deposits on Corona lemonade as a kid and even Irn-Bu glass bottles in the 90's. Every organisation seems to bend over backwards to show how environmentally friendly they are but this idea is repeatedly ignored.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)

They were doing deposits on Barr's until at least the early 2000s

Pity they seem to have stopped doing it. Deposits on cans in particular can be really high on the continent, and there are a hell of a lot fewer cans lying around as a result.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)

Nah, I don't even live in Britain

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)

this sounds fantastic

i will have to investigate wilkinsons a bit more.

[edit] i've just checked on-line and that have a kit for 30 bottles of wine in 7 days!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)

Grandpa!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)

imagenable horror

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 4:42, archived)

OH NOES!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 4:50, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 6:04, archived)

Arf!

Arf with their heads!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 6:54, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 8:18, archived)

Excellent work.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

this is not humanist

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 6:02, archived)

Ha ha ha...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 6:15, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 8:46, archived)

Ahh!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)

Once Upon A Time In The West ...

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Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 3:14, archived)

TOP WORK THERE Isaac Mangang

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 3:16, archived)

pfft!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 3:16, archived)

haha :D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 3:18, archived)

heh!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 3:35, archived)

That be a plum ace there.

*click*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 3:35, archived)

Woot!

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PooPants, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 4:12, archived)

ISAAC MANGANG!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 5:37, archived)

This is very lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 5:58, archived)

Interesting to see they built their buildings pre-ruined

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

they built them pre-ruined

but they built them well - they've hardly changed at all since. Perfectly preserved!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)

Very good...

Taken from back in the days when Jeremy wasn't such a annoying cunt.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 6:17, archived)

This is marvellous.

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Chumps 👀, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 6:25, archived)

\o/

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 7:48, archived)

much loveliness :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 8:16, archived)

Lovely.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 8:46, archived)

"Google and sons"!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

Ha!

Very cool.

(Darth Tim, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:56, archived)

verr good

*clicks*

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:17, archived)

Marvel at my incredible image!

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R.Soul hmmm, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

So you're saying that Smash isn't acutally reconsituted potato, it's the Hulk's lovemuck?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

I'm now reconsidering

some school dinners I've eaten in the past...it makes a lot of sense.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

Don't make him horny

You wouldn't like him when he's horny

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAOHGODYESSAYMYNAMEBITCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)

Winner!

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R.Soul hmmm, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)

haha...

another pair of trousers ruined.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)

You haven't got green mash all over them have you?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)

hey, how did y...?

*starts looking for hidden camera*

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)

mushy green lovemuck

yum!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

perfect with green

eggs and ham.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

A TRAIN A TRAIN A TRAIN A TRAIN

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)

Could you, would you,

on a train?

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)

the enthusiasm of samiam on that page of the book never fails to make me smile

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)

your enthusiasm for samiam's enthusiasm

is making me smile. :)

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)

[MOD EDIT]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

I saw The Avengers earlier

it's..ok

right im off

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)

greeeeeeeen

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 8:46, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

.lm/

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRpf1yiA5Q

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)

METAL!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)

Top drumming

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)

Needs more top drumming.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)

Oh come on, you can't get drumming much more top than that ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)

Cough*NeilPeart*Cough

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)

Fair enough.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)

Buddy Rich!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9esWG6A6g-k&feature=related

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4Q just lurking, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)

Tony Checkers!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cEPydnb0Ns

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)

Phil Collins!

~~Phil Collins~~
That gorilla pretending to be Phil Collins in the Cadbury's ad

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)

bert and ernie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
a one and a two and a chick a boom chick...

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 1:45, archived)

I like this top drumming.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcAi-2N3e-U

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)

~~top~~ fucking mentalist

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)

Lead me to this. :D

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=uJMj8UF7yYo&NR=1

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)

half goat half viking half breakcore

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)

see ya's o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)

Jerry Cantrell's gone really WEIRD in his old age :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)

manley?

etc

very nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

His brother.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

Bloody hell! Excellent work.

There goes another drummer... :)

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

Ha ha....a doomed position.

BTW: My amp goes up to 11.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)

and there was me thinking at least

11 and a half... ;)

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)

Looks like the worlds greatest hippy :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

like, boom, man!

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

hahaha

ace!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)

Best bong ever...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)

haha...

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)

err...not quite

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)

ironically enough

he's a paid-up member of CND.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)

That's a LIE!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)

hahaha fab :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)

Awwwwww, who could resist such a sweet, friendly

BRINGER OF DEATH, SORROW AND CONTINUING WORLDWIDE CONFLICT

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)

the lighter side

of global thermonuclear war... :)

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh, smile, fry in your own skin.

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)

I AM MUSICAL DESTRUCTION

SNIFF CERTAIN DEATH

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

^THIS!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)

It's youuuuuu!

Very good, sir. Very good.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

Yup, it's me.

This is how I spend my days.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)

Do the explosions make your hair go 'whoosh', or is there an industrial-size fan out of shot?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

It's actually tiny particles being blown all about.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)

From Blammo!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)

The carpet is ruined.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

An image taken by electron microscope of the world's smallest nuclear explosion?

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)

Cobbled from it, yes.

Not sure of the actual subject, but it looks like a fungus.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)

Yep.

Some sort of mushroom cloud, I think.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)

arf :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)

woah!! axe godness :D

*saves for later*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)

Oo er missus!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)

You both best behave.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

You maybe in love with Moggy...but now Meggen's saving you for later!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

All the ladies love me...I can't help that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)

Hope there's plenty of room up your tree....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)

I torched all the trees.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)

One of my favorite ballads....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)

*sings*

"but I didn't torch the depuuutyyy"

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)

i'm sure that mr Atomics cupboard is big enough for the two of us :D

hehe :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)

Invisable is full of gas.

Have fun in there! XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)

There's not enough room!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)

You've got the wrong idea about this cupboard!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)

hahaha :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)

Maybe not

I've moved all my stuff in there now

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)

good job it's one of those built in things!!

sok, am planning on moving into a welsh dresser next week anyhows :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

Ooh compartmenty

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)

yes, yes there are!

and some shelves :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)

For displaying plates

plates with sexy atomic artwork on them

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)

^ True

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)

Davierl Live from Mt Ricktus

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)

DESTROY!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)

I like the way you rock

I like the way you roll
I like the way you whup a mule's behind with a belt

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)

All night, Baby! o/'CC

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)

Fuck yeah! Space Jesus Playing Apocalyptic metal in hell

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)

Spiffing!

I have the urge to pick up my bass and rock out.
*click*

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)

a quick zombie dispatch

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

THOKED!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

A large amount of decomposition, but entirely uniform.

My diagnosis would be a fast growing fungus, which extretes various preserving and antibiotical compounds to extend the useful live of the cadaver. It's not sporing yet so infection risk is minimal. Textbook dispatch.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)

Unfortunately the fungi within the zombie acts as the central nervous system, as the nerves are dead.

Decapitation is unlikely to incapacitate.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

So it cant see, smell, taste, hear, walk, navigate, wipe its own arse...

Sell the fucker an iPad!

(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)

I've always wondered - what's the entropy of a zombie?

I mean, they're decaying and becoming less organised, but they still put some energy into being undead and staggering around. And then there's the fungus. Surely that's putting some energy into making their green-ness more uniformly green?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

Depends on the cause, there is always "something" alive in the zombie, unless the cause is supernatural, then a wizard did it.

I'd imagine that the fungus would largely survive off fat reserves, with occasional added BRAAANZ when it gets a kill.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)

I forgot about the BRAIIIIIIIINZZZ

But then I did get lobotomised by a sadjfnbabfnghrs.,......

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

Looks like they started by eating each others feet

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

Zombies defy scientific explanation.

They are powered by bad juju. Virus, fungus etc infected humans are NOT ZOMBIES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

Thok indeed :)

I wonder - are zombies' heads especially soft, or are spades in zombie films especially sharp?

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)

I suggest you take a spade and test it for your self.

You'd be shocked at how effective such a simple tool is.
Sharp isn't needed, just a firm swing and follow through.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

I'm off to the garage right now.

Back in a bit.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

it's just trowel and error :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

The pun threads...

they're, they're... infectious! We're doomed!

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)

They seem to be closing in faster and faster as well...

RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

*swings firmly*

*follows through*

ewwww!

i stink of shit now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)

haha!

glad I scrolled back down, now.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)

*starts up a spade sharpening shop in hollywood*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

you'd make a killing.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

I dig that

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

Shove(l) off. I'll have no pun threads here.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

This is a grave situation.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

that there *points*

is a spade

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

Allow me to excavate a way out

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

Just reading this could give you a brain tomber.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

But let's not spoil heap the fun

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

There's gonna be a hole lot of trouble if you don't all stop this at once.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

Agreed

Pun threads really are the pits of humour

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

oh, you're really digging them up now...

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)

I thought this thread was dead and buried

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)

There's still a ghost of a chance...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)

i haven't got the spirit to carry on

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

You're such a tool to change the pun subject!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

We need to bring this thread back down to earth

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)

That was a dirty joke.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

I've just soiled myself.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

This thread is becoming somewhat trowelsome

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

Is that even a real word?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

No, I forged it in the smithy of discourse

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)

This one too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

Ghosts? I'm going to have to disqualify this one.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

Who died and made you God?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

I ex-spectre reply

disqualifying this one, too.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

Haha. Phantasmstic.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

Bootiful.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

Spooken like a connoisseur

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)

You haunt done yet?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

Apparitionly not

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

it's gone a shade too far now..

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)

Those threads usually

end up in a hole lot of trouble.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

Dammit

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

haha...

See?

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

You'd be shovelling in the revenue

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

a bit of both, rotten flesh and crumbling bone mixed with a decent tool

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

a marriage made in heaven.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

I think the heroes in zombie films are especially strong

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

aha!

all that adrenaline, perhaps.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

She looks a bit of a mesomorph (round and tubby). Weight + strength in the legs equals a shit-ton of centrifugal force.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)

Maybe it's the Chinese Military Shovel....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGdbbEZVHqw&feature=youtu.be

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)

cripes!

now that's a versatile bit of kit.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

I got the latest one, you can even shave with it!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

using a second one

as a mirror?

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

The latest one is so advanced, it does it both at the same time!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

The manly enthusiasm and heroic music

aren't quite enough to disguise the fact that it looks like something a five-year-old would take to the beach.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

haha it's Bonanza!

expecting Lorne Green to ride in :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

I think it's The magnificent seven

Waits for someone to correct me....
Edit,"The Sons of Katie Elder"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyrjh0EDlss

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)

ooops! hehe..

seemed familar anyhows :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)

I only knew because someone told me the first time I posted it!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)

ha! get all my news from b3ta :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)

Ahh!

For me, I keep hearing a bit where I think it's about to burst into Police Academy.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)

Now that was a good western!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)

Something a five year old would take to the beach if he wanted to dig to Australia...

While have something handy to fend off an alien invasion and cut up there lunch at the same time!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

~~Chinese Military~~ Swiss Army

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

Swiss Tony, using this shovel is a lot like making love to a beautifull woman....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

You've got to...

Place the end deep into the hole, stir it a little before you bring it out...

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

Placing one foot firmly on top of it for extra leverage......

Then push it in as hard as you can

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)

o_0

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

It's always good to keep an old wallpaper scraper handy, to clean all the dirt off it after use...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)

And if it's a hole that's been dug before, don't rush in too quickly

The sides might be delicate and prone to cave-ins.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

Back filling with compost may help...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)

You invented the shovel-axe!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

SEXY THOK!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

THEKTHY THOKTH

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)

Is that the same guy the Hapshire police were looking for a year and half ago :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

Good hit!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)

If zombies eat flesh, why don't they eat each other?

And I mean like, the very recently dead, not the horrible rotting shambling ones.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

What kind of zombies are we talking about?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

Let's take, for example, the ones from Dawn of the Dead, the more recent one.

Where people go from being bitten to zombie in a matter of minutes.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)

Viral? It would make bad evolutionary sense for the virus to kill other hosts, as then that host wouldn't be able to spread.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

Bear in mind that a virus works by literally re-writing a person's DNA, it's not too much to think they can do something to identify between themselves.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

That's... actually a really good point.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

I think about zombies a bit too much.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

It does make a lot of sense though.

Because like you said, a virus wouldn't consume itself, it would only focus on spreading.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)

I read somewhere

that viruses have cell receptors that can identify healthy host cells to infect, and thereby avoid re-infecting ones that are already damaged.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)

In terms of how a virus evolves, this would be logical.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

Well, not really, as that's down on a cellular level and how a virus attaches itself to a host cell.

The viruses (virii?) themselves aren't aware or in control. It's the changes that are made as a result of them changing the cells in the host's body that cause the host to go zombie on everyone's ass. There would have to be a way for them to tell each other apart using one of the host's existing senses, as it's the host's brain which makes the KILL EAT BRAINS KILL MAUL BRAAAAAINS decision.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)

Existing receptors on a human:

Nose, tongue, skin, ears, eyes and vag.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)

Tongue and skin wouldn't work, as you'd have to touch first, and your zombies would just chase each other around in circles.

It would have to be smell, or sight.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

How about modified cones to see infrared?

A zombie has to be a different temperature from normal humans (either hot from infection or cold from being dead)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)

That's what bothers me about zombie films; there has to be a way zombies can tell who is and who isn't infected.

In fact, this was brought up in Shaun of the Dead, when they acted as zombies to get past, but I digress.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

Pheremones.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

But if we can tell who's infected and who isn't, why couldn't a zombie?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)

Behavioural assessment ability is compromised.

Much like people on the interwebs.
*looks around shiftily*

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)

The only problem with viral zombies is that they're not dead, they can't be as they'd still need to rely on the body's own infrastructure.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)

Maybe you ARE a zombie.

Have you considered that?

*dramatic chord*

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)

Hmmm, I can see where you're comin-

*leaps on enceladus and bites off his face*
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNZ!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)

*oscar-winning death throes and gurgling screams*

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)

Because the movies would be a bit boring

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

Fuck no, two rival strains of zombie mauling the shit out of each other.

Proper limb tearing action.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

But then where's your band of intrepid survivors holed up together

battening down hatches and slapping undead fingers away from the windows?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

Oh they're caught up in the middle somewhere.

I can picture a scene where one gets cornered by a full on decomposing hulk, and then gets saved by a viral, pumped up on dopamine, adrenaline and a metabolism increased x3 which leaps onto the hulk's back and twists off its head, feasting on the rotting flesh.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)

they're zombies not cannibals!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

They prefer

very, very fresh meat. And fresh braaaaains, of couse. A bit like sashimi.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)

awesome shot!

if i was that zombie though, i'd probably carry on and eat my victim. just because i'd been thokked like a hard boiled egg it wouldn't stop me

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

"...like a hard boiled egg..."

HaHaHa! FETCH THE ZOMBIE SOLDIERS

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)

yesss... on the 'ead!! :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

This is superb

I saw the most hilarious comment I have seen on FB earlier by one of my gore fest acting mates:

"Turns out i did a scene that turned the stomachs of the censorship people and 12 secs had to be cut so we can get a 18 rating in the uk.
I love it that i am able to freak out people sadly you wont see the entire scene now :s"

www.movie-censorship.com/news_en.php?ID=3652

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)

The world needs more films with women being stabbed between the legs with a blade.

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)

To be honest I didn't read the link

I just assumed it was zombie gore; your sentiment is correct

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

Well, as long as it's not real stabbing I don't have a problem but I could see it kicking up a bit of a fuss.

Was your gore fest acting mate the one doing the stabbing?

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)

I dont know

and to be honest my interest with such genre's doesn't get that far

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)

Top of the zombie morning to you too sir

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)

Sorry, couldn't be arsed to remove watermarks

They seemed appropriate for b3ta anyway

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)

The last frame with the eyes makes this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)

He's so optimistic, even in the face of disappointment.

Using a laptop! Yay!
Won a date with a lingerie model! Yay!
Lingerie model is a man! Yay!

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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

He's a (presumably) straight man who thought he'd won a date with a sexy female model

but it turned out to be a male IT professional who likes wearing ladies' underwear. Simple really.
Sheesh, animals can be a bit obtuse at times.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

Lop-eared bunnies are cute though

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

aw...

they look permanently slightly disappointed.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

^ This - and That ^

All fluffies are fluffy!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

I don't agree with the owning of those

Cushions shouldn't be able to scratch me.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)

Or drop rasins all over the place...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

Ha ha ha, thanks for the explanation..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

if you need any other jokes explaining, gaz me. Er, I mean if the animals do. ;)

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

Thanks for exlaining that for me

I was having me tea

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

no probs - it was my shift...

I'm off on my break in a bit, too. :)

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)

I take it you wouldn't see the fat man in the bustier as a disappointment then?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)

cor

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mongychops, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)

yay!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

WTF?!

double take brothers

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

haha...

you should get yourself some work modelling for stock photos.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

or i recreate stock photos to the finest detail and file a copyright claim :D

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

You are a much better actor than the guy in the stock photo

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

the guy in the photo has a look of

"i just farted and it smells great"

at least that's my interpretation. these stock photos are pretty deep

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

He looks like he's saying "Yeeeeaaahhrrr" in a really sarcastic and slightly nasal tone

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)

The resemblance is unsettling

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

Fuck around!!!

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Frogbeat, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)

Fuck up fuck up and get down!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)

YAY!

MICRO

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

GJM

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

YMW

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

yay micro winnah

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)

heheh...

I think b3ta should think about suing these Yay Micro people.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

Is the 'a' meant to look like a handcuff?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)

kinky!

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

I've just realised, I should have changed my username to YAY! MICRO!

then everyone would think I can do my own watermarks like teh proper tattyshop artzists around these parts

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

Do it!

Either that or we could just refer to you as Yay Micro, and anyone that wasn't around to see this thread would think "Hmmm, I bet there's an interesting story behind that"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)

I'm going to change my username to YAY MICRO

then bomb Manchester Airport.

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)

I'd like to make it clear that I do not intend blowing up Manchester Airport

or any Airport.

In fact I don't plan on blowing anything up at all.

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Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)

Van Da Graph

aka Yay! Micro! as in GJYM.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

0_o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

They'll fix you. They fix everything.

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Frogbeat, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)

Freebase is taking such a kicking, this week.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)

hahaha!! role models are important :D

lovin it :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)

Hahaha Fuck :D

(herman:D, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)

fuck jack! haha :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)

gah!

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downward is avoiding human contact since, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)

FUCK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)

Ha ha ha you loon

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)

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Frogbeat, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)

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Frogbeat, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

this is all shades of mental

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)

SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)

aaaggh!!! :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)

FUCK :)

(herman:D, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)

A-chooFUCK

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

Only the first half of this animation would load for absolutely ages.....

And I was going to comment, Sundae aged 4 years old, I don't think she'd have been very pleased now I can finally see it all! :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

i'm just imagining actually looking in the mirror while this is happening to myself

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

christ!

that's a bit freaky.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

Looks like FUCKferatu

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 0:46, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)

I need your clothes, your boots, and your FUCK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)

haha - Freebase has a definite

talent for slapstick.

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enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

Ha ha!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)

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