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#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha :D
WUNDERBAR!

EDIT: I belieeve I can flyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D Bless
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# O HAI!!!!!!
:DDD
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Genu-LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Aaawwwwww!
Bless!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# A new low in tides.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Crap day
This has cheered me right up!
(I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Aww, lully.
btw Am I the only one to notice that despite every children's toy, cartoon or picture book representation of a turtle being green, not a single sea turtle species actually is?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Depends how long you leave the leftovers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Well, that is partly the issue - the 'Green Sea Turtle' isn't actually green, at least on the outside...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
#
Green turtles
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
# I was going to reply with that species...
Saw them off the Great Barrier Reef a couple of years back, swimming under the glass-bottommed boat. They transferred us from the big catamaran to the island in small, flat-bottommed boat that drove up the sandy beach before the front fell open and everyone piled off. I asked the two guys how many jokes they gets a week about it being a D-Day reenactment and they looked at me blankly as if they'd never heard of such an event.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# The front fell off?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Fooking Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Daawwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
Congrats on the well deserved FP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:20, archived)
# well fuck me..there is a mod
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# One who still loves you dearly....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
# "Mod is fed, and we have filled him"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Beautiful
Oh and FP'd. Turtle do nicely
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha, awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# this is all of teh cuteness
baby turtles are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Until the GIF had loaded and it moved I thought you'd parodied Star Wars with a sandy dog-log.
Now that it works it is bloody brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:46, archived)
# yooo hooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Top floof!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:14, archived)
# awww
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# I'm late to the woo party
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# This makes my heart smile
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:38, archived)
# That is absolutely fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Well deserved FP.
(pahakyy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
#
My goodness, I actually signed in to say I love this. The world must be ending.
(surfacetension make your brain go *pop*, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# baby turtles eat raw beans
fact.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:29, archived)
# INTERNET!
BEEZER!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:41, archived)
# One of the best things I've seen on here for ages!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Today's internet
will shortly be closed as we have found a winner. Thanks for taking part!
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Am now starting the day with a smile on my face.
Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 7:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:38, archived)
# Haha!
This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahatstand
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)
#
lully :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Ratzenberger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Ick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)
# but what will the turtles do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Boxing
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# They went in last week's batch
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# "MMMMMMMM Pissrats"
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# o_0
/eats anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:38, archived)
#

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Go on then, what are we looking at?
Horse meat with wasabi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# mmmm whale salami
silly moggy, iruka is not horse
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Only Orcs and Horses
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Alright, Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Dave, you fools!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# I like the bit where Frodo falls through the hole in the counter
and Gandalf does a funny face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Don't forget the Helm's Deep chandelier
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# I like what's on the side of the van,
Gandalf's
Independent
Trading.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# "Play it cool, Ganders, play it cool."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Before I scroll down and see 'who did this'
I always know it's your work, I'm never wrong! Always good quality work =]
apart from this one, it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Cheeky chops
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# I'm looking for your tag
Made out of beard hair
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# I bet he's had the same staff for hundreds of years...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# this is bizarre
but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
weirdly, that beard works very well for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:38, archived)
# The face of your king


This is what Richard the third actually looked like. :P
(gijoel, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:22, archived)
# That's probably the face he made when they stabbed him in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Something he can share with Gaddafi
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# He was dead by then, wasn't he?
I couldn't take that documentary seriously with Simon Farnaby in it. I kep expecting hime to start singing 'Stupid deaths' and gurning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah, apparently they think he was dead before someone thrust their weapon deep into his bottom.
What made me laugh was that no one could bring themselves to say "they stabbed him in the arse". It was all a bit... well, there is another wound... his buttocks were head height... it looks like someone... ummm...yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha. Stabbing a dead king in the arse.
Something to tell the kids, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Early b3tan pre-empting a QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Before riding off with 3 comely wenches on his
horse, the oddly named Hondaccord.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
it was because they also found seminal discharge
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# michael barrymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:44, archived)
# I couldn't take it with that irritating bint from the "Richard III Lunatics"
mugging and gurning her way through it and getting in everyone's way because she's had a pointless obsession for decades, had a lucky stroke with the location of the burial, produced a program that deliberately downplayed the academics' role in identifying the location of the burial and, indeed, on siting the trenches at all, and then generally got in everyone's way and breached all archaelogical protocol - not to mention common decency. Stupid fucking stroke-faced bitch, she ruined the entire thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# I think someone has a little crush.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# I love witless bints with droning voices
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:18, archived)
# *buys a Janet Street-Porter gift card for Christmas*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)
# i like the programme
apart from her.

she was far too precious about it all "i don;t see a pile of bones, i see a person" and she got all upset when the bone doctor said he had a hunch back.

and as for the flag over the box incident, please, even with the strong circumstantial evidence, it was a bit much.

i agree she did somewhat mar the programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# they reached a compromise with the flag though
the flag went over the box, the box got chucked in the back of a white van with a load of mucky tools and hard hats.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha :)
what they didn't show was that everything in the box was sealed in thick plastic bags, or at least i'd be extremely surprised if it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# They did show him being packed away in bags.
It's kind of weird how small a box your bones fit in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Aha, I missed that bit
I think I was complaining about some daft cow ruining the program for me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# i wouldnt trust them to do that
Despite all the forensics suits and painstaking mud brushing one of them still managed to plant a dirty great pickaxe right through his skull before they'd even got it out of the ground
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# "That hole isn't original"
"Um, I, um, smashed my pickaxe through his skull. Alright, I'll confess, Henry Tudor slipped me twenty bob."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Happens more often than you'd think.
I once watched an episode of Time Team where they went to the USA to where the Mayflower landed. The septics were horrified when they suggested bringing in a JCB to dig a trench. They had so little history to dig up they sieved the whole lot. Here in the UK you can't dig more than a few feet without finding a neolithic stove or some roman plumbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# The archaeologists did very well not to laugh in her face.
I dont think she would have been tolerated had she not been paying for it all
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# I thought I caught a snort of derision when she had to leave the room when they were looking at his bones.
Perhaps not.

The whole Richard the Third society came across as a bit of a bag of mentals to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:29, archived)
# there's a good reason for that
which is that they are a bag of mentals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Exactly this, they are a bag of mentals
The man was clearly horribly misjudged because people swallowed Tudor propaganda, but that doesn't mean we have to set up an international society and get deeply emotionally-invested because people might comment that our precious king was a hunchback. I loved the Dutch woman saying that that's a lie - when they were reasonably sure they had Richard's body and he was hunchbacked.


"I dont think she would have been tolerated had she not been paying for it all"

I thought exactly that, but unfortunately paying for it all meant they had to stick her being around and play along for the cameras even though they wanted to plant their pick-axes in her mush
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# that sounds like something a Tudor propagandist might say
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# /whitewashes
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Well, I didn't vote for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Wow. Who is that bloke?
I've never seen his face shopped onto another's before.

This ought to become some kind of running meme, until that face is plastered across every single source image in the entire internet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# He could have a friend with an infectious smile too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# That would be good too...
A section of the board regulars could then populate the entire place with animated gifs of them dancing together in an amusing fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Why didn't we think of this before?
It could vastly improve the participation of b3ta members, and bring us all together in joy and laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# From the gaiety and hilarity that would bring about, we could refer to it as the Gay Shift?
I think we could be onto something here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# It's funny because he's on a rowing machine and he's pulling a face
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Trampoline you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Now, you're just taking the piss-a
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# lolcakes
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# YES! \o/
Best meme ever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Copy and paste? You are so lazy
Why don't you make your own artz?
pffh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:12, archived)
# spiderman spiderman does whatever a spider can
is he strong, listen bub, he's got radioactive blood
look out, he's overdone the chemotherapy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Pedantic...........
But surely radiotherapy?
(therealche, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# 'bud'...short for 'buddy' and/or clump of marijuana.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Spins a web, any size, catches thieves, just like flies
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Fighting supervillains doesn't pay the electricity bills, Spidey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Stealing their wallets does though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Spiderman night time bukkake?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Noice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Ha Ha...smooth hands...She must have some good lotions.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# It's the best...
...she got it off the web ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Gimp covered in stringy jizz?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Webbing On The Moon
I hope my web don't break...webbing on the moon...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# That is wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Thanks, Aunt May.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# \../,
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# I love black but I hate spiders
this confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# It's just a man in a costume.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Why not Australia?


Click for bigger (139 kb)

Hope the image isn't too tall.
(gijoel, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Roving mutants are the only reason I went out there.
I found none, but did have a great time looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Don't forget the entire ecosystem finely tuned over millennia for the sole purpose of killing people.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Funny how you forget about the venous fauna
when you've lived here long enough
(gijoel, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# A mate of mine posted a couple of pics lately of a Common Brown snake that he'd decapitated with the aid of a garden rake and a spade.
The fact that the second most venomous reptile on the continent is known as the Common Brown snake speaks volumes a) about the ecology, and b) about the Aussie attitude towards danger.

Anywhere else it would be the Amazingly Dangerous Snake, but no - Commmon Brown it is...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# are you sure it wasn't a shoelace?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Positive.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# I've heard that the Penis Flora are the things to watch out for.
Dame Edna must be held to blame, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# ha, my compo entry which appeared in the Guardian is now on Romanian telly :/
www.gandul.info/international/channel-4-unul-dintre-cele-mai-importante-posturi-tv-din-anglia-preia-campania-gandul-why-don-t-you-come-over-ce-spune-ambasadorul-romaniei-10533393

So I made the opposite poster:


(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# I hope you were handsomely rewarded with dubloons?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# ha
dubloons Facebook friend requests from Romanians
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
# "Mighty Nibus is now friends with Count Dracula and The Cheeky Girls"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# TOUCH MY BUM
THIS IS LIFE
BLA BLA BLA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
...and the balance is restored once more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:58, archived)
# I would have thought Apex twin was a good reason not to go to the uk
Or to sleep for that matter.
(gijoel, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# HERESY
sorry, I mean HEAR'SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Brilliant.
And the "Oh, and..." bit at the end made me spit tea. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# count Hogis in!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# satire like a fucking bus...

(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
# *terrible joke about politicians droning on*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# boom!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# This will be the number 1 christmas toy this easter.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Why is there a sperm circling his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)
# goatsehands
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# this is the kind of thing of which there should be more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# "Evenin,' all!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# More of this kind of thing
Fuckers been getting way to easy a ride.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Equal rights, sure.
But I don't get why they want to get married, when Ye Goode Booke is quite specifically against it.

Mind, I don't get much of why you'd be into Christianity as a gay in general anyway, so maybe I should just shut up and carry on with my knitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Try this one:
img.ly/images/4299990/full

Details marriage in the bible rather well.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Fucking hell
I'm glad the 4th one is no longer law! I don't want to keep them or loose money :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:07, archived)
# This is a nice long list
skepticsannotatedbible.com/women/long.html

It's actually marked "Misogyny" but it showcases the Bible's attitude towards the fairer sex all the better for that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# ^this^
I even understand people wanting to get married in churches purely based on architectural choice.
But wanting to get married in the eyes of a lord that hates you is very weird.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# i know they have said there will be 'special rules' that mean a church can't be forced into performing them if they don't want
but does that hold with other houses of worship for different faiths?

i dunno, i tend to keep out of it as i'm not learned on such stuff.

it just sounds like a rebrand of cival partnership, but with some new locations, to me, but then what do i know.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# To quote an excellent John Grant song...
"Jesus hates pretty much anything you want him to"

I'm sure plenty of Christians ignore the one line in the new testament against homosexuality, especially as it is listed alongside being drunk as a sin in that particular list. If they have a problem with gay weddings, they should have a problem with anyone getting drunk at a wedding too.

I can't help but feel that the making out being gay is specifically at odds with Christianity when 90% of the modern world is at odds with some part of the bible, is fueling a lot of homophobia. The media likes conflict, but I don't think gays vs Christians is entirely true.

I wonder if the thing many Christians have a problem with is simply change. Ultimately, religion is going to be attractive to people who like tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# It's like organized religion is just a load of made-up contradictory bullshit used to control the masses in less enlightened times.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Ye Goode Booke didn't invent the concept of marriage
so whatever it says is irrelevant anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:07, archived)
# It is rather strange
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# To c&p something someone said on Facebook
which I thought sort of summed it up, I don't really think religion has much part in the whole thing: "the question comes down to whether you see marriage as a religious institution or a secular one. I donā€™t think, in reality, that we can say anymore that in this country it is a religious institution. The state recognises marriages made in many religious traditions and also marriages made without any religious tradition being involved. It is pretty clear that it is a secular institution. Therefore, the decision about what ā€˜marriageā€™ is shouldnā€™t be based on what anyoneā€™s holy book says, but on what is best for people and for the state. Personally, I canā€™t see how you could argue that gay marriage is bad on either of those grounds, and it has clear benefits to the individuals who want to get married, so it should be allowed so long as no individuals or Churches who don't want to be involved aren't forced to be (which they aren't). There ought to be nothing more to the debate than that."
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Good point. I always thought marriage was religious.
But I suppose my mate and his wife got hitched in a non-god ceremony thing, so, yeah. Gays should be allowed to do that.

Just not religious marriage, or whatever (depending on whether or not that religion wants to marry gays, in which case I'd say it should be quite welcome to say either way).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# this person obviously does not understand Facebook
Facebook is not for intelligence, it is for POST THIS ON UR WAL IF UR AGENST GAYS AND RAPE IGNORE IF U WANT A VIRUS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# 99 PERSN'T OF PEOPLE WONT PASS THERE MATH'S TEST THIS YEAR
WILL U BE IN THE 2 PERSENT THAT DO???
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Marriage wasn't invented by Christianity, it pre dates it by thousands of years.
Also, in ancient Greece it wasn't uncommon to have same sex marriages.

But I have no idea why people want religions that frown on that sort of thing to marry them. Just invent your own version of that religion, that's what everyone has done historically because it's all made up bollocks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
# ^Pretty much all this
also marriage is shit, give it up
/divorce blog
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# I thought it was very noble of all those Tory backbenchers/funders/whatevers to come forward the other day
to say how much they loved homophobia and how they thought a vote on gay marriage might damage the image of the Conservative party as a bunch of outdated, gay hating wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Zak & Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:05, archived)
# "Some of my best friends are bummers"
I'd imagine they'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# "Some of my best chums at school were bummers.
there was one boy in particular who I often used to share a bed with on cold nights. Very tactile fellow..."
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Papa Roach joke
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:43, archived)
# Cut my loaf into pieces
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Loaf? Swimming?

Pearoast?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:59, archived)
# I liked it when they did Smooth Criminal
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Schoolboy error.
That was Brotherhood of Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Surely
Turisas?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Aw bless him, he's still not confident in the water...

Sauces
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:02, archived)
# you can do eet!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, archived)
# they love the seaside
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
The black knight has arms again!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Didn't notice that - yes.
"None shall piss".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Something lolarious about ignore 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:23, archived)
# =]
Oh bless him
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:23, archived)
# looks like Ned Kelly learning to swim in the creek.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Sometimes you feel like a nut
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)
# certainly not worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Screw you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
# I'll washer** your mouth out with soap
** I'm sorry***

*** I'm not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# What the hex?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Lully animation Froggie!
WOO and *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:53, archived)
# nice finger wigglage!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:09, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:46, archived)
# back from the dead to claim the throne
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Darling granny bully-boy, give me some more money, your highness ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:15, archived)
# I'm imagining him weighing it up, pouring a little sand out to get it right..
then just noshing into it, Cookie monster style.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Yes!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha in 3D too
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:50, archived)
# heh heh..... Only the Peanutman will pass, only the Peanutman will pass....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Yours is lovely, Froggy!
Froggy!Mine is a single pixel;

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha, nice work

FECKIN' MASSIVE version HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Class!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Nicely:D
Woo
(herman:D, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# morning all


Thought this needed a reworking so the physics makes a little more sense!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:13, archived)
# and that, is how babies are made
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:16, archived)
# what species?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:16, archived)
# all of them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:17, archived)
# chips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:07, archived)
# but how does the milk flow up hill?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:18, archived)
# I'm still not sure if it's pushed or pulled
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:20, archived)
# That's not milk
It's a mass of ice crystals floating on top of water
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahah, now it's some kind of horrific milky seesaw-chunnelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:19, archived)
# yes.
Despite all the innocent intentions I started out with, I can only agree.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Now I get it =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:23, archived)
# hoTT capillary action
nsfw1!!1!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:29, archived)
# clever clogs
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:29, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:36, archived)
# See-Saw, Cow-Zebra!
Love it, great work.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:48, archived)
# screw physics!
This is pure b3ta material to the MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# ha! :-)
well done, you've nailed it!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Yay! Ten years of this wonderful place!


Thanks to the wonderful Bryan Damage who made this gif :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:15, archived)
# Merry b3taday me old mucker
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:24, archived)
# Happy tenyearday fella!
Many happy returns and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:25, archived)
# \o/
happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:27, archived)
# hahaha cock trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:34, archived)
# happy candles to you
All ten of them !

: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:39, archived)
# Happy candles fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:40, archived)
# Happy happy :)
Nice flextions!!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:42, archived)
# silly cats frog is not food
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:47, archived)
# unless you're making burgers for Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:00, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:33, archived)
# \o/
Happy Candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:05, archived)
# happy candles
now off of the interwebs for the day.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:06, archived)
# Happy Candles sir!! Have an Agfhan helmet

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:13, archived)
# Great
Nice taggage also
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:01, archived)
# congratumerlations.
If this is something to be congratulated for...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:15, archived)
# Christ, a whole decade. You know whether to show pride or shame...
Happy tenth candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:15, archived)
# Good times!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:30, archived)
# *sigh* they grow up so fast ....
merry candle mas to you
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Merry 10th day of candlenessmasses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:33, archived)
# Happy Wax-sticks!
Love the hello Kitty hat
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:51, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:03, archived)
# haha hax..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:04, archived)
# As if we don't have enough pics of cocks being inflated by pussies already :(
Happy 10th!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# looks like there's a way around ignore 2.0

oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# A decade well spent! Merry Candle-Holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:51, archived)
# happy candles !!
ten years on b3ta and all you get is a hat and a penis party blower :D

Mr Damage has done you proud, top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:55, archived)
#
Congrats on 10 years!
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:11, archived)
# merry birthday Jallo
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Hello new person
Please read the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Happy b3thday!
And welcome to the 10 club. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Where does the time go?............................................Happy candlez, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# happy flaming cake day!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Am I the only person to notice this similarity?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:13, archived)
# If Aardman made Total Recall
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:34, archived)
# which one is real ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
# A big long purple thing


Click for bigger (383 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 5:29, archived)
# future citreon?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 5:51, archived)
# 3 pubes per bonnet
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 6:14, archived)
# *awaits magentarisation*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 6:19, archived)
# throbbing purple niceness, meet ...
. . .

I got my photoshop machine back
edit: added to this, not worth a thread
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 6:26, archived)
# fleshlight?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:30, archived)
# he seems a bit constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:38, archived)
#
youtu.be/zLEMncv140s
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Royally done!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:49, archived)
# parKING
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:49, archived)
# *turns left*
*parks on double yellows*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Fuck, you can even see the change for the parking meter near the hands there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:53, archived)
# needs more apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:56, archived)
# haha
very clever
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:18, archived)
# He probably died of hypothermia after being clamped.
Just had a roaring hailstorm jump up on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:37, archived)
# 'roaring hailstorm' -- what does that innuendo mean?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:45, archived)
# A fierce rain of tiny balls bouncing off of my face after being surprised from behind.
It's stopped now though. There's white stuff all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Riiiight, this sort of thing happen often?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:54, archived)
# Show me on the doll where the snowman touched you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:56, archived)
#
snowman polystyrene fetishist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:58, archived)
# Looks like one of those lives in my kitchen.
Just unpacked a new fridge, but don't have a hoover to deal with the fimbulwinter of poly beads. Fucking Ikea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Have a laugh,
Take a small dry furry mammal.
Rub it vigorously on some nice dry nylon.
Apply to polystyrene, video.
Youtube it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:03, archived)
# It's the holy grail of youtube
Kittens, "I fucking love science" and rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:04, archived)
# Looks like it's just us two
and I'm off to get another beer.
G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:38, archived)
# my kingdom for a porsche
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Ha!
Writing an application for a lectureship. Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:57, archived)
# Night! I'm off to bed.
I shall leave this old pearoast for you. Sleep well...
Mwwahahahahhaa!

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:07, archived)
# "At that time, banks could be particularly active in testing the ring-fence and lobbying politicians to alter its design for their benefit. Electrification creates incentives against such behaviour."


de-ris

Sorry for the boring politiclols
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Clever Gideon
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Pfft!
That's how it should have ended. However, as I'm using my phone as a wifi hub, I'll refrain from uploading it again...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# It's fab as is
& the way Gid sidles in is truly terrifying, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Thanks!
I spent an hour making this instead of doing something I really should have got finished by now. I also have a new fridge that I can't use as it's too heavy to lift off of the fucking polystyrene base. Three-person job and there's only me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:31, archived)
# ^ this. gideon is fucking horrifying
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:41, archived)
# "we're being cunted"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:22, archived)
# in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:27, archived)
# I could see Gideon and pals eating roast gamekeeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:32, archived)
# 'tourist' trap
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:49, archived)
# It'd be austere and shit.
Probably just some green bubble wrap thrown over an Alsatian.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:54, archived)
# an alsatian called 'fortesque'
and while you're admiring him, gideon sidles out of the bushes and eats granny's face
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Not if you don't move.
He can't see money that's not moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Fuck, I'd be waving the torch over Flanbase so it ate him instead of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:16, archived)
# Mum?


Click for bigger (207 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:01, archived)
# where do i sit, and how do i steer?
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Please quantify its milking potential.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Clearly no tits so, boo
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:25, archived)
# True. Can the fangs be milked for venom?
I want an antidote in case I get bitten by one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:29, archived)
# Sparkling!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:33, archived)
# this appeals to discomeats
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:39, archived)
# "Spacesuits are for puny imperialists."
(jdallan, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Sadly, the Space Cowboy did indeed return.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Great first /board post.
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Christ, I didn't notice!
FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!
FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!
FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!
FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!
FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:52, archived)
#
(may contain traces of horse)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:01, archived)
# Halal horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:12, archived)
# fuck no!
horses aren't muslim. you're thinking of islambists.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:21, archived)
# *Burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:24, archived)

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