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# Ok, so I done some things.


and I'm not a bit sorry.

(the tiny CDC is 100% legit)
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# biggerer, bolderer, rougherer and tougherer?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:09, archived)
# ta for spanging.
The corporate ponce gets a spinoff tv show where he teaches hedgehogs how to convert a barn into a popup shop in east london.. or some shite.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# subject line may have been a bit cryptic
so, www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1pzvapaR1E
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:04, archived)
# OHHHHhh.
Lol, cheers. Love a good Dubya Vid.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:28, archived)
# Ask Mr.T! Mr.T is BACK to solve your problems! One fool at a time!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c44yh9PQCZo

Follow Mr.T on Twitter @MrT
(RCtel, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# You better lube up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# *Can't watch and turns away*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# That's ok, we'll send you the Blu-ray director's cut
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# You missed one!
has posted 1 messages on the main board
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
has posted 1 messages on the links board
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:42, archived)
# PS If you can afford Mr T,
you can afford a sponsored newsletter link.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# it's not really Mr T though, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Is it not?
I didn't click.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:57, archived)
# I don't know,
it seemed unlikely, even after watching it I thought it was someone doing an impression, but the internet suggests otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# It seemed to be.
The thing that entertained me most was the music, which was clearly someone's royalty payment evading take on the A team theme
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# I liked the fact his gold chains were cheaply painted props.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# not exactly his trademark impressive array of gold chains, either.
I'm sorry to see he has had to take them down to Cash Converters, and get some gold spray paint and steel chains from Homebase instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# Get out of my head Charles!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10529174
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# ooh, you are naughty :)
he is so gonna to get caught
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# so gonna to!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Dafuq?

I am sooo down wid da kidz.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
# apparently he's HIV+


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
# *Joke about Mr T-cell count*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:50, archived)
# there's an FP in there somewhere


imjussayin


no seriously, he is, apparently he has a penchant for LA hookers
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:52, archived)
# if that's not a deagostini trick
gtfo
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Your social media strategy
included b3ta? Pervert.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Everyone hates you.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# I PIDDY DA FOO' WHO WON'T LICK OUT AN LA HOOKER AND CONTRACT HIV+
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# I ain't gettin' in any choppah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Are you being paid to spam here?
You're only going to generate shit for the project by bumbling into an internet space you quite clearly don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# are you suggesting Ask Mr T is only used by paedophiles and tax dodgers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Most certainly not,
but, if Ask Mr T WAS only used by paedophiles and tax dodgers then he's certainly doing nothing to hide the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# "There is definitely a link between Ask Mr T and paedophiles."
"Ask Mr T is associated with the worst kind of child abuse."

Are those examples of the kind of suggestions you might be referring to?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I sincerely hope that no-one else repeats this allegation that Mr T fucks minors.
Because, you know, we could get involved in major lawsuits here. In spite of all the evidence supporting this outrageous claim.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# It's the reports that Ask Mr T is being investigated by Yewtree which I find most harrowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# i heard the law enforcement agencies are carefully searching the top layer of soil on his farm
which i find most harrowing
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Oh really
I can't wait 'till you stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Mr T, Jim Davidson and Max Clifford
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Are you saying Mr T doesn't fuck kids
do you have any proof that he doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Well, I'm definitely not saying that Mr T touched me in my no-no place back in the 80s, and that I've only got up the courage to speak openly about it now that he's dead and I'm safe from reprisals.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
# NOW THEN NOW THEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Mr T made me drink his milk so I wasn't so scared of the trip he was taking me on :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# sounds like an internet rumour that
"Mr T drugged you and made sexual advances"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Mr T drugged me and made sexual advances?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Well I don't think anyone is actually saying
"Ask Mr T has been found guilty of horrific sexual abuse of children"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Well, I certainly haven't seen any "Ask Mr T denies paedophilla claims" headlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# I'm just concerned that after this any search for Ask Mr T might suggest
Mr T abused children during his time filming the A-team
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I hope that Ask Mr T doesn't get associated with the rumours that Mr T invited underage girls into his trailer
after a disturbed upbringing involving a sexual relationship with his mother (during which he allegedly treated her anything BUT right)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:30, archived)
# But what if Ask Mr T was involved in horrific child sex abuse?
That would mean Ask Mr T was at the centre of a Jimmy Saville style scandal
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# I think we should put these questions about Mr. T indecently exposing himself to babies directly to Mr. T on Twitter @MrT
I suspect the creators of Ask Mr. T are behind the whole thing, trying to make sensational headlines to drive up traffic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# i heard Ask Mr T used child slave labour
and that Ask Mr T was involved in human traffic and child prostitution.

but you know what the internet is like.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Dude....Cat Jackson!...................................................Jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Mind that child
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
'mister softee'? i bet he wasn't
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:55, archived)
# im more worried about mister sorbee
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:56, archived)
# You've made me really want an ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:59, archived)
# I have Hazelnut haagen dazs in the fridge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Listen Paulp, I have the greatest respect for you, but get some god damn better ice cream.
Nuts in ice cream? Abomination!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# The wife got it
It's cold and ice creamy and will go down well once I finish the bottle of red tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
# That's not a nice way to talk about your wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Waheeeey!
It's like Eric and Ernie never went away
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# TBF?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:00, archived)
# tiny boob fondle?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:22, archived)
# turd biting flea
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:30, archived)
# ouch
*orders some of bob martin's finest hair care products*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Tailgating Bum Fondler?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:34, archived)
# tryst before fourteen?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:45, archived)
#

Why are there so many child fuckers now?








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spotify:track:0RmgoZihIoJryddm0DqmWS (No Man Army Feat. Tom Morello by Prodigy)
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spotify:track:4gQjYJkJ4uV6CveTwmycy8 (Fatty Boom Boom by Die Antwoord)
spotify:track:5hNJqMM6xAKTACJ7PRzENh (Pretend We're Dead by L7)
Previously on Mcgyver:
www.b3ta.com/board/10919993

spotify:track:2CJtimCSGAn8x6RE3irZFV (Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins)
spotify:track:5Cbpi5dYqNKSFt8U2Yq67W (Party Hard by Pulp)

spotify:track:2Se97fNbOSbR4dKuheDAXp (Barcelona by Montserrat CaballΓ©;Freddie Mercury)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:26, archived)
# well.........
i would have been good on this show ........
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:30, archived)
# Will you finger this swedish toddler for the Chrysler?
you have sirty sekonds
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:33, archived)
# Would Sir care for a bullet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:35, archived)
# HAI, AM BREW SWILLIX


PLEASE WATCH MA NOO FALM, 'DER ARD MIT 3D' COMIN SOON IN 3D IN 2013 IN 3D

i need money to pay the syndicate
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:37, archived)
# You need money for a new vest, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# I LIKE THE WAY YOU DIE BOY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
# gooch denial
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Quiet this afternoon, have some more 2000AD
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# He's dangerously close to being stuck on 4½!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Dang, Pa! Lemme go up ta four on 'im.
EDIT: Something from the dim and distant past, which I never got round to finishing...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# mahoosive feets!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# rejected teletubby concept
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Haha!
Tinky winky, Dipsy, Lala and ka-POWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# aka the terrortubbies
eh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# I guess he wipes his arse with his left hand then
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Or not at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# just drawn abc warriors mongrol :)
for that 2000ad twitter thingy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Mongrel smush!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# post it here!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:56, archived)
# not coloured yet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:56, archived)
# \o/
I tend to make patchworks, these days.
Drawing is too frustrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Now that is something of 'The lovely' genre.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Danke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# corr :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Howard Quartz's finest.
Top work, Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
# that's very nice, but comics are still shit
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha
^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Lordy. Did no-one else notice this?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:50, archived)
# It was more acceptable back then.
Much like everything that went on at the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# i noticed
that that cock isn't nearly right-wing enough. i mean it looks nothing like nick griffin
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# no, really. comics are shit
i'd rather read a book and use my own imagination, than look at a comic and have the product of someone else's imagination blasted at my retinas. you may as well watch eastenders
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:54, archived)
# I find the regurgitation of the same thing ad infinitum so mind numbingly boring
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Because books aren't the product of someone else's imagination?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:00, archived)
# pow!
right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# blocked
b3ta.com/board/10923152
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:22, archived)
# I refute it thus
*kicks book*
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# technically correct, yes, but
they're just words on a page. how you interpret them is the important part.

a comic however, is just some pretty drawings that someone has created after interpreting the words of the writer.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:20, archived)
# do you never watch films?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# not often, no.
stephen king films, for example, are just shite. a comic book version of 'the stand' wouldn't make me soil my pants like the book did (the jersey tunnel part, anyway)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:26, archived)
# how about The Shining?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
# ah. every rule has an exception :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Yes, but pictures are just as open to interpretation.
Because the narration is often missing, or highly cut back, a comic or graphic novel relies heavily on the reader putting their own interpretation on motives and emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:36, archived)
# book lite
for impaired vision in 'the mind's eye'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Without the innermost motives of the character written down and set in stone, surely that gives you more room to use that imagination you were going on about.
So you don't have to imagine what the charaters or their surroundings look like, but if that's the limit of what you want to imagine then you aren't that imaginative.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:52, archived)
# I like to imagine the sound effects
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# SPLORQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# must be a left brain/right brain thing i suppose
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# which half did you lose?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# winners don't lose drugs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOI-zEwjdEQ
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# I did not know that Chris Cunningham
was involved in making Mean Machine in the 95 Dredd.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_Machine_Angel#Other_appearances
Top scribble-doodling, Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:42, archived)
# he was indeed
I have a book somewhere with all of his designs and models
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Oh gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Lovely!
Who's the guy at the back in the lederhosen?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# ren hoek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
# that's some disturbing hair
but the ties are smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# not even a proper half Windsor knot!
not EVEN central!

Shoddy work! Doctor When wouldn't leave his BED looking that shit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# yes, but the colours are lovely
especially the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# :D
electability +10
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Makes a change from the usual muppets
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# 0_0
FELTIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Lovely.
Nice blinkage...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# "Ah don't trust 'im.
'Iz eyes are too clurse together".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# arf!
Blimey, its a slow board day!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Be very afraid of North Korea's new missle

I know I'm late and the compo for sausages is over, but there's always room for sausage
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Dear Sir..I am very afraid of North Korea's new missle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Looks like a deerburger.
Deadly venison target.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
#
북한 한국어 특별 보고서!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# My face after translation...
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The UK Border Agency only has default fonts.


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First compo entry, apologies for it not being a new post! The image makes Norwich look attractive...too lazy to go back and replace it now.
(NecroMage crippled autism on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:04, archived)
# :D
stick around, there'll be a better image challenge here in a day or two...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# WHAT IF THE FUTURE WAS CATBADGER FILM POSTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:10, archived)
# I WANT IT TO BE CATBADGER FILM POSTERS IN THE FUTURE
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
# the future is made entirely of chrome, everybody knows this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# *starts work on chrome catbadger film poster*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# *preorders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# they've made Norwich much hillier since I was last there
the harbour is a new attraction too ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Arf!
Yeah it's great here since the change.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Norwich is OK in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Norwich IS attractive
And, as Dave the Hat will inform you, swans regularly break limbs here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# And... Norfolk's swans can outrun most humans...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# but most Norfolk humans can outswin a swan
/webbedtoes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:06, archived)
# not true
They can't tell how far away it is due to lack of depth percetion from their one eye


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Tee Hee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahaha! Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique
Technique is better than crappypixelmash

Go figure . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# fake !
no glee hands, nice one dave :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:07, archived)
# It's TWUE!
It's TWUE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Well I'm not going that way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)
# I have a bad feeling about that way
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# *SAUSAGE!*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# :D
terrible
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# o hai mofaha
not so fucking C-3PO
Gary Olddroid
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# this is very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# C-ThruPO
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:15, archived)
# hah, that works better
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10923022
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Resistance is futile.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# pfft!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Tea: Earl Grey; hot.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# not right now, thanks
but i'll have some later to help me sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# love it
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:02, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# I hate Star Wars but this still makes me groan
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# I know I'm not shopping but...
LinkedIn are using one of hedgehog from hell's images on their blog here without even a credit

Do they owe you some royalties?

Edit: jeeezus, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# i dunno
...but you owe us a FUCKING PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Trebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# BATTENBERG!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Arse. Cake. Of. The. Devil.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# BATTEN THAT BERG
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# trebuchet, the greatest of all medieval weapons
except the crossbow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:10, archived)
# and the anal pear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
# forgot about that one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# This always happens to me at the beach. TERRIFIC, Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:21, archived)
# I used to have a website of everyone's Chinese Jumping Guy pictures
Unfortunately they pulled the plug when I didn't pay anything or upload anything new for six months. I may still have most of the pictures backed up somewhere, I'll put them on a new website somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Sadly, it's not hotlinked from anywhere he could cause shenanigans...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Also
tineye.com/search/f23c33ef26c4785270c639827e5c45f4a413418b/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:58, archived)
# They should definitely refund him all the money he's lost due to people looking at the LinkedIn blog instead of b3ta.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# ignore2.0 is shit.
prehensile tail-winches FTW!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10922718
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
#

Mods: just to let you know I found this on the interweb, I never made it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaa
that's marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# this is much funnier than it has any right to be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# That is very special
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# That's quite hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# hahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# ha ha. Thirsty little bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Superbly giggleworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# \o/ 'cutes'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Wow - moonshine on tap. Top work, Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:30, archived)
# i have just laughed like an idiot at this
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:36, archived)
# my cat did this when it got cancer
when cats are super ill they prefer to drink running water.

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Wheres the effing....nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# a properly animated cat gif goes largely unnoticed
yet the youtube clip above gets the plaudits...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# It's a funny old world :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:33, archived)
# ha
and they've nicely cropped the subtle tagging
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# haha....excellent wee anim edited in there
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks
Hoped I might be able to martial some anticorpirate solidarity, though I should really have expected threats of battenburg assault and insinuations that I'm somehow interested in the gay marriage debate
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# yes, yes he should.
he should send a sternly worded letter to Naomi Simson the author of the article pointint it out, it could be an honest mistake, however she should be made aware of it, articles like this might give her an overview. there was another article, but i couldn't find it.

she is the founder of RedBalloon in australia, however i have no knowledge if they use cheap chinese slave labour or abuse kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:32, archived)
# I'm sorry


Click for bigger (290 kb)
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)
# nub nub
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# burp
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Are they waving at the USA girl being pushed back into the sea?
/gets coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# That was taken before he went to sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# source?
please...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# for the fries?
always good to have condiments
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
#
i46.tinypic.com/mwv4i1.jpg
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# but what are the americans
doing in the med?
(thanks)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# weed`s improved a lot over the years..
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Nice.
I've never quite understood the "Let's get completely fuuuuuuuuuuucked!" mentality. A couple of smokes, giggles, tunes and chocolate, yes. Bong and mong no.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwIMQvdBl88
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# it all depends
some weed is mongy, some makes you more paranoid

some days do the same. sometime I get a proper buzz on and come up with loads of ideas, go out for fast bike rides, get super creative
sometimes I properly don't


but the lets get fucked mentality is wanting to escape reality, which you must understand to some extent?


(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:14, archived)
# it's not called 'fuuuuuuuucked"
it's "spaced out"....try smoking some good stuff.UK is awash with crap skunk and foul "soap"...ughh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# It probably shouldn't be engineered to make you more stoned than is natural
This picture is excellent by the way.
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# From what I've read
part of the problem is that by breeding for high levels of THC, they've bred out most of the CBD, which is the cannabinoid with anti-anxiety and anti-psychotic effects. So you'll definitely get stoned, but are more likely to get paranoid (or schizophrenic, if you have a genetic predisposition).
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# I didn't know the chemical reasons for this but that makes a lot of sense
Girlfriend works on a psych ward and a heck of a lot of those guys have history of using cannabis.

I did it for about 2 years but gave up due to the paranoia, though a lot of people I know didn't have such problems (but could in later life perhaps).
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# You should ask her how common it is there to smoke cigarettes.
For no obvious reason, schizophrenia makes you want to smoke a lot, apparently.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:26, archived)
# heh, interesting, i'd never heard about CBD...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# i think there's 4 active compounds in it
with thc being by far the most prevalent

but like with booze, different trace levels of different alcohols can give a different effect (beer compared to rum for example)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# that's why amsterdam is cool
the way they put a description next to each type of weed is really useful to know what kind of effect you're going to have
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:21, archived)
# thankyoo!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha, too true
You can't beat a healthy mix of CBD with your THC.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Mindpiss!
See above.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Glad it's been studied
It was always my theory of why I preferred hash to hybrid grass.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# haha, very good
I smoked my first spliff about 1988 and last about 2008 when I gave up the rollies too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# yes
on the nail
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
very nice...and accurate
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Marihuana is a Gateway drug
And pretty sure it was used at Dell, Apple and HP too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# ahaha
don't forget compaq
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I feel fine...*smokes another*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)
# :)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Droid Rage

Done to death ?
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# oh my
boink!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# hahah phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:44, archived)
# he's a lot less tolerant on the 'roids
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# R2D2 on the receiving end
Of some unrelenting droid rage.

ohh, edits title
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# C3-PissedOff
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
I never noticed the dog/pig face on his torso before?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# superdooper
good work
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# an droid, two droid
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# or an other droid
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
the crea-tin man
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Surely...
(The Mysterious Not Logged In, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# You lot are talented - Surely the whole set would be a fun game?
This would be like the "Galactus" card in Marvell Top Trumps



Edit: oops nonce factor fixed
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:30, archived)
# EDIT IT!
for the sake of the children!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# nonce factor
hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Crikey... he only gets 98 on the nonce factor?!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)
# He's got the second highest nonce factor in the pack
The only person that beats him is the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:50, archived)
# with knives.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha! Such a happy chappy!
I wonder if he'd be friends with my pets...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Post your manimals!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)
#
wow, ha ha! ...so fitting

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# We can't all be mammals, you know.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# thats
very good
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:34, archived)
# terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Argh!
Hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Flippin' hell
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# ARGH KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# excellent
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# CHALLENGE WANK THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:23, archived)
# haha id love that as a pet!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Who shopped a face onto that scrotum?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# rupert compels you
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Fuck me, he looks like a Cenobite!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:02, archived)
#
(Clungeknuckle, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 10:09, archived)
# vot der fuk !
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Schnell und zornig!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# hmm
Buff Hitler is not on my chart

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
# haha
illusive Adolf
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
ripped hitler
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
# *gets chopper out*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:02, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Submitted this to the 2000AD/Twitter challenge, yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
# yep, thought I'd better draw something new for it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)
# I tweaked Nemesis, but the three I've submitted are all oldies.
Now I have the rest of the week off, I suppose I'd best get the pencils out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:06, archived)
# I avoid 2000AD's official compos now
Last 2 times I tried, established writers "won".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Really? Grim.
This one seems to be all about Average Joes posting pictures, with a first prize of a handful of graphic novels to the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)
# fucking skills mate!!
I loved Chopper too! Had a little painted up lead figure of him to :D
good luck in the compo, your stuff's skills!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12, archived)
# yep, me too :)
www.solegends.com/citjd/jd13skysurfers.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# ah that takes me back
brushes with one single hair to do the eyes

getting high on the enamel paints

cutting chunks out of me whilst whittling off the lead extrusion blips

good times :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# It's stories like 'The Midnight Surfer' and 'Oz' that occasionally makes me think that the world of Judge Dredd might be better served on TV.
Don't get me wrong - I'd love to see more Mega City One at the movies, but the city that's spawned a thousand different characters, all with a tale to tell, could easily become a weekly series.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:32, archived)
# With 99% of the budget blown on SFX and sets
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# The initial outlay would be terrifying, but HBO could probably afford it if they thought Americans might actually watch the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:44, archived)
# But they'd have to scale down the social satire and intelligent plots
into a straightforward "Dirty Harry of the Future".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Marlon Shakespeare! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Woo, yay and several midnight-scrawled layers of hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:15, archived)
# top notch.
what ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Excellence, good sack work too!
Always instantly recognise a HT arts
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# With that mighty skeg he'll rule the world
*guessing that's the sort of thing that happens in 2000ad stuff
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Oh yes
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Now you've got me looking at 2000AD reprints
you owe me Β£15 for the book I want
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Oooh... nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# There's a very good chance he would be in Dredd 2
Although that now seems unlikely, since the Dredd props are up for sale on ebay. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:58, archived)
#
stores.ebay.co.uk/propstore-auction

If anyone wants a lawmaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Well, it's going to be a different director so changes to costume and props are inevitable
Last I heard about it was Garland and Urban talking about a trilogy.
Fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# haha totally read that as lawnmaker


(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# hehehe
I am the Law(n)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Ridiculous prices
I would not pay that for a leather belt just because it's got quite a nice buckle and may have had a few seconds of air time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# 2000AD have stated that the Ebay sale has no bearing either way on the sequels
lets hope that's true, although if it was me I'd be saving all the pennies I could to make the money go further
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# That is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Become vengeance, Darwin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Noseybonk!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Mr. Noseybonk was some seriously creepy shit, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:56, archived)
# hells yeah
they really fucked with kids minds back in the day eh?

never did me no harm


*goes off and puts penis in bacon slicer*


*we bot get fired*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# plus
proper brilliant!

*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:15, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Haha - that's brilliant :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:41, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:00, archived)
# hahah
great
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Excellent colour work Captain H
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Pfft. It goes a bit wonky in the third panel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Better than a b&w cop out anyday :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Utterly brilliant Cap'n
*Click* and oodles of WOO sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Cheers, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:58, archived)
# That's crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:01, archived)
# I scroll down and see two
plasticine pics in a row and hoped there was an amazing bandwagon going on.

Much woo, though!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:56, archived)
# HappyToast proposed an Aardman/plasticine Image Challenge for this week, which is where the idea came from.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1852948
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:00, archived)
# WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:00, archived)
# LOVE this ( Morph-man Freeman! )
But should Darwin and Wallace be swapped, as it is Gromit's head in the box?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:02, archived)
# Good point.
But the die is cast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Oooh eck, I can't decide??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Ha-ha! Cheese for me, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Correct! 10 points
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
# cheese is lovely yes i know , for the baible tells me so
cheesus loves me
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
wins challenge before it happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:02, archived)
# Thank you for the FP, kind stranger.
Very much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Well deserved
good work captain
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Cheers, Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:24, archived)
# skillzors sir
real skillzors
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Cool box.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Bah!
Another keyboard ruined! *clickety click*
(bottle_cap, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# John Doe has the Upper Hand!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Is it wrong that the last frame is Simon Pegg?
Or is it just me? Surely not.
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Plasticene Nick Cave & Warren Ellis

I made Nick Cave and Warren Ellis out of plasticene for a competition...




Click for bigger (152 kb)

(shardcore, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:06, archived)
# I wish to record my opinion of this being a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:17, archived)
# I wish to support what Mighty Nibus has said
I also would like to state, for the record, that this is the first time I realised he is not called Mighty Nimbus.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:57, archived)
# I should be
as I am named after a cat that was originally called Nimbus, but got shortened
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:23, archived)
# You'll never be able to separate the colours again
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
Cheech & Chong have saved the board!
Great work btw, do you need votes?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
# colour
thanks, unfortunately it's not about votes...

here they are in gif form...

(shardcore, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:47, archived)
# I'd assumed you'd cropped
the b&w one because you didn't have enough plasticine for Nick's huge forehead.

It's great.

I once suggested "the b3ta waxworks" for the week's compo. Still think that would be a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:59, archived)
# 'armless
i did run out of white before i could do warren's arms - but they're not in shot, so i reckon i got away with it...
(shardcore, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:02, archived)
# nice
+very
(I_am_B, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Plasticine Wednesday is off to a great start.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:39, archived)
# sell them
nice
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:42, archived)
# haha reminds me of this I never finished
cause it's nothing special




proper skills on the plastacine there fella!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:25, archived)
# stop startin' davey man!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
# ah the good old day
when Kylie was looking for his nougat :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Gay marriage
This is the second email I've received from someone thinking I'm a conservative MP (I have the exact same name). I really need a witty reply to send these people.
"I HAVE SUPPORTED YOU AND YOUR PARTY FOR MANY YEARS AND WITH REGARD TO TODAYS VOTE REGARDING SAME SEX MARRIAGE I AM COMPLETELY GOB SMACKED.I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A CHRISTIAN FAMILY BY MY PARENTS AND STILL FOLLOW THE FAITH TODAY,I CANNOT BELIEVE THE PM IN BACKING THIS BILL. AS I HAVE STATED I HAVE ALWAYS VOTED FOR YOU IN FACT YOU HAVE DOOR KNOCKED MY HOUSE BEFORE BY I WILL SAY THAT MY FEELINGS ARE THAT STRONG AGAINST THIS BILL IF THE PM PUSHES IN TROUGH I WILL NEVER VOTE BLUE AGAIN IN MY LIFE TIME"
(Erdos, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:26, archived)
# send them roses
then fuck the shit out of them on valentines day ;-(
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:30, archived)
# there's a cake shop here that refused to make a lesbian couple a wedding cake!!!
he was on the news quoting leviticus!!!!!!!! his stupid shop is going to get vandalised!!!! yipeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:31, archived)
# I found this on my fb wall this morning,.
despite being so well written, it didn't stay there very long.
www.b3tards.com/u/58319feb79071f85934d/briancox.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:48, archived)
# hahah,hah
nice friends you got :p
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:52, archived)
# had
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:54, archived)
# cha-ching!
i managed to delete everyone who posted shit about gun control after our little shooting spree marathons the other month. it feels good to just drop those people.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:59, archived)
# To be fair I have 2 fb pages
one is just for my band and comedy and one for family and close friends. This was on the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:06, archived)
# oh dear.
and the proof of god is?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# churches an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
# the same as the tooth fairy
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:16, archived)
# I'll vote for god if he gives me all the 10ps he owes me from the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
# well i'm sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
# About 200, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
# New ALCOGOD!
Just one sip of this amazing new spiritual liquid will take you one step closer to God. For best results consume at 5pm in a playpark on Hayling Island. Get Raptured!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:23, archived)
# * Do not drink if pregnant. Do not drive or operate machinery for a 24 hour period afterwards. Will cause total liver failure within 4 seconds of consumption.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] wow, fucking perfect timing for me to pop this here
NSFW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:33, archived)
# i think it is safe for work
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# that's because you work in a gay fuck factory
lololol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# you might think thats a "sick burn" - but i love my job.
so, eat that, i guess
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:37, archived)
# i'm envious
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:58, archived)
# oh god
well done, sir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
proper
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:45, archived)
#
Just send them back replies pretending to be this MP.

along with pictures of cocks (three pubes per ball) and "I LOVE DC" hearts and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:38, archived)
# How about
"Suck my big fat hairy cock you flange-monkey - Regards, *Your Name*, MP"
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:41, archived)
# I second this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:53, archived)
# PM pushes in trough, he obv needs to do way instain mother
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:45, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:04, archived)
# mind piss
*gets mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
# maybe her leg just grow back
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:04, archived)
# I don't get it - what have you photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Created in GIMP
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Why not invite them to your surgery on Hampstead Heath to discuss the matter?
Tell them to bring their own choice of flavoured lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)
# send a reply
stating that you are not the MP, but that their name has been added to a list of homophobic religious zelots to be distributed across the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# did your MP vote in favour then?
cos if he didn't, not only is your correspondent a bigot, he's an imbecile as well

fancy that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:19, archived)
# He was very publicly against
So yes, this guy's am imbecile.
(Erdos, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
cock
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Crikey.
Tell them that Jesus would vote a left wing government because he was a liberal namby pamby.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:08, archived)
# send them this link
hahgay.com/
(UTB, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
#
"Dear Constituent,

"Not only am I not your MP, your MP actually voted against the motion, so contacting him concerning this is somewhat futile and suggests you're a bit silly.

"Yours,

"Erdos.

"P.S. Your Caps Lock key appears to be stuck. This is often the result of ejaculating on your keyboard after watching too much pornography and not cleaning it sufficiently afterwards. A large amount of pornography on the internet is, in fact, gay pornography. Statistical analysis therefore leads me to conclude that there is a reasonable chance that you are, in fact, a closet homosexual with a penchant for watching homosexual pornography online, and somewhat questionably cleaning habits. I advise 'coming out of the closet' and investing in a few cleaning cloths and universal cleaning spray."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
#
+ Now you can get married legally.

(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# WAILAAPOYE?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:32, archived)

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