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# Help us choose the next Question of the Week
Every week we ask you a new question, the best and funniest end up in the newsletter.

Vote for one of the following suggestions:

Scams - What dodgy offers, sales pitches or requests to view etchings at 3AM have you encountered? Or have you ever tried to scam someone?

Wrong thing at the wrong time - Fucking at a funeral, thieving at a cop-shop, claiming and working for the council - what have you done that was hideously out of place?

Allergies - If you even look at peanut butter will your throat close up? Do you secretly want to feed your wife prawns to see she'll really die? Fed up of people telling you they are allergic to gluten/milk/toast/bananas/monday/breathing unless it's organic? Tell us what will kill you or your friends and we promise not to slip it in your soup.

Worries - What are you worried about? Tell us and we can help. Or laugh. Or something

Where did it all go wrong? - Tell us all about that turning point in your life when it started going downhill







Think these ideas are shit? Suggest a new question HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:22, archived)
# The last one.
about 7 years, 10 months and 18 days ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:25, archived)
# If b3ta is wrong, I don't want to be right
.

B3ta is wrong, isn't it?
[edit] Or is it just /talk :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:27, archived)
# who cares
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:28, archived)
# What's the most racist thing you've ever put up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Well THIS is going to be a cheery QOTW, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:48, archived)
# After I was conned out of my savings, my life really went downhill and I tried to kill myself with wheat-induced anaphylactic shock.
It didn't succeed though as I was working as a nurse in A&E at the time and some do-gooder found me in the cupboard. I still worry that next time I try to end it all, I'll pick the wrong place and time again.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:59, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNi7L4BWe-4
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)
# When I was born. NEXT QUESTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very clever *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Haha! Very good. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:17, archived)
# hahah top work there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Excellent!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:22, archived)
# This
is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Nice, but you can't do the moonwalk in high heels
I've tried
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Great!
Actually perfect, on many levels
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:34, archived)
# I think it's rough as fuck lookin'...arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:00, archived)
# haha, rough as fuck
but it's a powerful (quite possibly faked) historical image and when you see it, you hear those well rehearsed words, "One small step for ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Ace - very clever, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Oh excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# WINRAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# unzips
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Wunnerful!
This'd make a good book cover for a novel about an alternate feminist universe... should one exist...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# just seen this
Winner - totally brill

"one small two-step for woman ....."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:14, archived)
# ha
we already had Thatcher in charge once, and it was shit

so much better now we've got the current lot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Fuck me
that's a frightening stance and stare going on there *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# What right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Argh!
Incredibly tenuous repost, but I'm somewhat pushed for time so won't be making anything new for a while...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Well I haven't seen it before
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:57, archived)
# It's from donkeys years ago :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)
# I thought the compo stated "women"?!
But woo anyway!

Also:


(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Tut got it wrong again
Also, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Nobody will notice if you delete the thread and post it here on the sly
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:57, archived)
# With the board moving so slow,
I reckoned nobody would notice my blunder (switching to image mode and posting as "new" instead of as "reply").

Now my cover is blown and I must flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha, is she still alive? Honestly?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:31, archived)
# She's got ages yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Stop asking
It'll only take longer :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:56, archived)
# WINNER!
Stop the challenge

edit/ that really is the most frightening picture of Thatcher, and that's saying something
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:48, archived)
# this week at the quiz
we've been shooting the old bag in th face



in the hope that it will speed her passage :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# kick it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:11, archived)
# yes!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)
# is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Jesus but that is a scary arsed picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# The new Walkers campaign cuts right to the chase

De-ris: Previously meat free crisps to now contain offcuts news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:40, archived)
# haha, tasty!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:45, archived)
# Piss taker
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:50, archived)
# Darth Vader loves those.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:22, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:48, archived)
# Joey Deacon?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:50, archived)
# So say so's?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:54, archived)
# This should never have been reposted! I'll just look away until the compo entries come flooding in.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:08, archived)
# Bacon crisps to contain bacon,
Chicken crisps to contain chicken.

Next up, Ray Mears takes us into a forest to forage for elusive bear shit.

more at 10.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:58, archived)
# thing is, up until now Ray Mears has been going in to a fake plastic forest set up in the ITV car park
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:10, archived)
# And the ITV car park is actually an abattoir
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:17, archived)
# and he'd have got away with it if it wasn't for us pesky kids!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Hold up one minute......
Am I meant to be IMPRESSED by the fact you are now actually using foodstuff your product is claimed to taste like.
What the Hell has is been made with uptil now?
And what on earth are prawn cocktail flavoured using?????
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Nob cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Best thing I pulled out of a bag of Walkers was a crispy fiver
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:08, archived)
# I for one welcome our new meaty overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:17, archived)
# but
some bits of dead animal are rather tasty, it's having to pay good money for an ounce of salt and starch I find offensive

and Gary Lineker

he's a cunt

also
are you going to draw the cast from Wreck-It Ralph ? my first thought on seeing it was 'Ralph's got Happy Toast hands!' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:23, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!


Men have been in charge for a while now and, quite frankly, the place is a bit of a mess. So this week's challenge is to right a history of wrongs, smash the patriarchy, and show us what life would be like if women ran everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:30, archived)
# Sympathy reply
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:59, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:31, archived)
# ^what she said
also suspiciously high vote count last 2 image challenge polls
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:01, archived)
# the real reason the Pope resigned
was that he realised he was not infallible.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 6:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha, 'infalible' ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 7:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:13, archived)
# apropos the rottweiler:
elftor.com/elftor.php?number=82
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:18, archived)
# :D
the pope has a bomb-proof TV
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:26, archived)
# something a bit related:
elftor.com/elftor.php?number=76
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:27, archived)
# I think those ladies are probably a little old for him...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:35, archived)
# hæh,
forgot all about that band travis
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:42, archived)
# I saw Travis at the Isle of Wight festival back in 2005 or 2006
A girl in the audience told me that I should be on stage because I looked like I should be in a band. I still don't know if she was trying to compliment me or insult me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta dot com. Please try not to piss on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 2:06, archived)
# hide the purple parsnip, you old stoat
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 5:16, archived)
# Badgers resort to desperate measures to hide from the cull
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:27, archived)
# Poor bloody things.
Surely be better to find a bovine TB vaccine rather than top off the wildlife?

And on an unrelated, but still monochrome note: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8HJRVpUHQI
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:30, archived)
# That's basically what the rspca are saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:31, archived)
# nah
widlife is filthy. they eat all our fish / bees / whatever and steal our oil.
exterminate the whole parasitic ecosystem ...if its not a cow horse,
it has no value
subscriber may not actually endorse this opinion
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 2:10, archived)
# to be honest, i'm surprised there are any left in the test area after lest years flooding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 6:23, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:31, archived)
# Bah ! Humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:32, archived)
# Hah! Bumbug!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:33, archived)
# Hah ! Bumhug!
oops!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:40, archived)
# Ahh! Muhbug!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:42, archived)
# *Belm* uuhmbabgh
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:24, archived)
# Mah! Bumhug!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:38, archived)
#
(orbojunglist, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:48, archived)
# That compost bag looks like the packaging of one of those fancy brands of cheddar
like Cathedral City
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:56, archived)
# lol, it was from a poundland website too.
you'd never get good cheese in poundland ;)
(orbojunglist, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:01, archived)
# easily confused
my tomato plants last year were rubbish, I blame all the mice
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# It's Cheese Weed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:05, archived)
# smoking weed makes your hair grow*
unless your name is cheech


*scientific fact based on the evidence in this image
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:58, archived)
# His hair was quite growy in their heyday IIRC
although I never managed to sit through more than 10 minutes of a Cheech and Chong movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Smoking weed makes you not give a damn about regular haircuts.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Wow I like that!
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:25, archived)
# office lol
home groan
(patella, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:00, archived)
# i did this one last june :D

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:07, archived)
# And yours actually has 50 !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:13, archived)
# more like eight
have this nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# No whey? WHEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Hmmmm
The Compo Spec Nazi's not too sure about this one

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:26, archived)
# aw Gary McAllister
I remember that goal
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:21, archived)
# PUNK ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Hahaha...
.
I like him....
.
Is he listening to track 4 of this ?
.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlfKLcAthU
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:04, archived)
# haha!
never heard that :)

what a genius little song
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:07, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:04, archived)
# I love this little spud guy!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:05, archived)
# "fadge, man"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:08, archived)
# radge cunt! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:15, archived)
# it looks like he is pulling spaghetti out of a large gaping wound
and trying to play a song

as you do

if you're a strange bean sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:16, archived)
# One hell of a riff, man.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Hey, Prodge!
Your Townshend has lost a coupla strings!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:29, archived)
# If you insist!
youtu.be/R-y6YtUUln4
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:05, archived)
# good tune :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggNaXos_GQg
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:10, archived)
# That's boss :D
youtu.be/7rwXfuIkgE0
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Ace....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAn_T4D2kww
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:16, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4byjCikp_04
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Niiice!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeAje3grJCM
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Good one....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mubqx4tuaos
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Nice early sound :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiq0C5qu8M0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:52, archived)
# ah yea
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:26, archived)
# OHMIGODTHEY'VEMELTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:27, archived)
# I think they're just young
He is a dinofiddler after all
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:29, archived)
# infantodinophile?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Apparently the word exists in Yiddish
ינפאַנטאָדינאָפילע
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:34, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Toap is winning...I'll get my crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Awwwwdeysocute.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:59, archived)
# have a Dianarossaurus... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:11, archived)
# "I like this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:41, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Massive breaking of the 3 pubes per ball rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:16, archived)
# it's a young dinosaur who is too young for pubes
look at his innocent little baby face.

and you want me to give him pubes?

you sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:31, archived)
# lovely dinos
reminds me of Nudibranchs - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudibranch
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:45, archived)
# must have been done before...
but just in case
(orbojunglist, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Coincidentally...
I literally just noticed that there is a secret cock hiding at the bottom of a pint glass I own... never noticed it before



Of course, first reaction was "I should post this on b3ta."
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:32, archived)
# glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Haha fuck, I knew there was a joke in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Damn, missed that
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Well spotted, take a lot of research did it?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:35, archived)
# ahem
3 pubes per ball please
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:40, archived)
# What?
on the pint glass?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# B..B..B..Benny and the Jets!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Your 3D is in error
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:37, archived)
# My epileptic circuits are, I know that much...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# I had to block it :(
Nicely done but borderline spazzy for me
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:39, archived)
# ouch

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:40, archived)
# ooh

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# you owe me
a new pair of eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# aaarrrggghhhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:02, archived)
# egads
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:04, archived)
# AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE F
EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:59, archived)
# More eppie fun.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:34, archived)
# That especially hurts when I scroll
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:50, archived)
# haha likes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:58, archived)
# pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Help,
I saw a vid years ago on here about a guy who escaped life's annoyances by putting a Perspex bubble over his head which contained alcohol and various drugs. Anybody know that one?
(Moofster, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Strutter..MTV...Now post a picture, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Hmm,
HAL won't let me do that. I'm on the phone of i.
(Moofster, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Urk! Why not totter off and watch this, pal?
youtu.be/VC-pvJ-2KQQ
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Aww. Nice Muriel.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Nope.

Hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Is it this?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Beautiful work, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Trust you
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Was this it?
b3ta.com/board/4892565
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# sorry....can't read this properly
I have a Perspex bubble over my head which contains alcohol and various drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:52, archived)
# You know, only last week Rob petitioned money so that he could "repair" search
The link is up there ^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Actually, someone posted on links last week or so.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Cone Of Silence
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
Here is the vote.

* Shop this unhappy Russian: imgur.com/a/4ix4I

* Take real albums, and give them more accurate titles. Like, you know, Coldplay's "Middleclass Dinner Party", Eno's "Bleep blip wharrp tish", Mumford & Son's "Waitrose Checkout Purchase", "Now That's What I Call I Couldn't Be Arsed To Buy You A Thoughtful Gift".

* Cats vs Heavy Metal. Take cats. And kittens. And combine them with heavy metal to create cat metal magic.

* Women take over: what would the world be like if the patriarchy was smashed?

And here is the vote thing:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Going with smash the patriarchy, coz it'll end up a week of boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
# oo I never thought of that
*changes vote*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Looks like it's the unpopular vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Yeah well if you hadn't been using nefarious means to rig the vote
we might have been able to rig the vote.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# I logged out, so my friend llort could log in and vote. Not Allowed!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# YOU FILTHY CHEAT
I'm going to go and tell cr3 on you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# You'll never take me alive.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# I probably still could. It'd take me a couple of week prep to make 50 fake accounts though.
I don't have that kind of commitment in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# isn't there an app for that?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# We could of course collude
25 accounts each would be easier.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# I'd better not joke about it. I got a telling off from rob as it was.
b3ta.com/board/10598412
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# ahaha
b3ta.com/board/10598491

Do you reckon they'd accept it if we roped in another three people and only made five accounts each?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# NOT BEING TEMPTED!
*sticks fingers in ears*
I'm a good boy now, I'm a good boy now, I'm a good boy now, I'magoodboynowI'magoodboynowIMAGOODBOYNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I think we've got Ilort on side
Hedgehog will join us too, so we only need to subvert one other. Bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Smash the Patriarchy seems to be winning anyway. That's the one I'd vote for.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Although I'm far too idle to make anything for it.
But that's the subject I'd like everyone else to entertain me with next week. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# ^ mostly this
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Let's swap our support to the Cats and Heavy Metal
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Please don't.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# To be honest, whatever wins I'm just going to shoehorn the unhappy Russian into it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:27, archived)
# me too
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:35, archived)
#
(*, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# I totally saw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Yeah, me too
ME TOO, ILORT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# great opportunity for a week of misogyny
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# ... Again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
#
The way it's phrased it should be the opposite. You're *right*, of course, but it should be the opposite. So if it wins you should feel free to pile as much bile and abuse on images as you like. Piling bile and abuse on images is the /board way.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# Why so negative - is it rag week?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:09, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Albums
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# full of toapy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Toap on a rope.....now with added Pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:29, archived)
# ^this
albums FTW please!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# unhappy Russian needs to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Cats? Are you sure? Your vote has been cast...foo.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:43, archived)
# The fact that "Accurate Albums" is doing so well is extraordinarily depressing
Another week of film posters being predictably photoshopped except the novelty is... IT'S ALBUM COVERS! We'll just get the same titles and shopped pictures. Bugger that for a lark.

Smash the Patriarchy, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# re/albums.........a week of TOAP to look forward to :(
if it wins
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# If that wins I'll start sitting here and making a load of new, "startlingly funny" posts
to help dilute it. That might sound like a good thing, but I genuinely have no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# it's not even photoshopped albuums
it's album covers with the wrong title in the wrong font
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Maybe I'm hopelessly optimistic
that I think people would ignore the brief and slap a bad photoshop onto Nevermind, or take the easier option and repost all their bad photoshops of Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# with a hint of Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Fuck yeah, I forgot Star Wars!
We can look forward to Faithless albums with Darth Vader on the cover saying "I find your lack of faith disturbing". I can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# I find the lack of Faith No More in your reply disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# I find your lack of Faith: (a new) Hope disturbing
The possibilities are endless


edit: wait, that didn't work. Curse my ageing memory.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# It's possible Commander Skywalker came in the South N-Trance
/randomly putting band names in to fit now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Oh, wait.
Dark Side of the That's No Moon.
I bet that's NEVER been done.

Tongue/Cheek
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Ah now, that's a good idea
REM's Automatic for the Hutts
Eric Clapton's Leia
Green Day's Wookie
There's got to be a Zappa album that we can make some piss-poor pun based on Han Solo with, but the only album I can think of is Shut Up and Play Your Guitar. Maybe "Shut Hutt and Play Your Guitar"
Anything by the Byrds can become anything by "Millennium Falcons"
I'm running out of ideas. I'm shit at this.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Never Mind The Banthas
Here's the Sex Blasters
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Born To Kessel Run
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Automatic for the millions of people who cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# i should be so wookie
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Losing My Hokey Religion
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# never gonna sith you up
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# I've been rickrolled in a pun thread.
referee!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# You realise you're just providing ammunition?
Mansun's Attack of the Sith

Actually I'm forgetting enough of Star Wars that I genuinely can't think of any more.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# David Bowie's (And I thought they smelled bad, on the) Outside
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# OK Targeting Computer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:20, archived)
# I give up, I can't compete :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Admiral Ozzel's Lonely Hearts Club Band
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# I think Hedgehog would vomit up his pancreas in anger if we had a star wars compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# I might change my vote
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# I'd like to vote for 'Smash the Patriarchy' please.
I say 'I'd like to', I mean 'she made me'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Cats vs Heavy Metal would be lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I thought that. But each entry would be the same, cat in some band.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Yeah, exactly this
It's a lovely idea but a bit of a one-trick horse. Though what kind of horse does more than one trick I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
# as opposed to a week of the same bloke's face which is doing just as well in the polls!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Good Lord, so it is
The guy is fantastic and so is his tumblr stream, but an entire week of it? No thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Well how I imagine it is different to that, so I stand by my "lovely"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# ^This
Very metal cats ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# CVLT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# anything but cats
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
# decision made {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:20, archived)
# I'd like to see Cat vs Heavy Metal
but I voted for Albums, because dull as the TOAP will be, it'll be less cringworthy than a week of lolmisogyny the lolracism is bad enough and the notverylolhomophobia of Gay robots was painful.

/leftyrant
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# So if it's albums will you make a picture?
/imjusaskin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# yeah
of a heavy metal cat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# no need:
images.worthpoint.com/files/pb/1549/6985/t021.jpg

Lead's pretty heavy, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# I didn't see anything particularly homophobic in the Gay Robots challenge.
I saw some gay stereotypes, but that's not the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
#
some nothing but.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
who actually gives a shit
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:11, archived)
# ^I vote for this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
# I voted for the one that would result in loads of boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# The unhappy Russian?
I for one plan on making him happier by whacking his head on a load of bikini models' bodies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# I want to vote for cats, but I'm too concerned about their little ears.
I just can't do it! Think of the cat's ears for god's sake. And by sake I mean alcoholic beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:20, archived)
# which ever wins, we all lose.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:28, archived)
# hell yea album art challenge
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# cant we just gave a week of one word suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Accurate albums seems promising at first glance, but it'll be toaptastic....
so Smash the Patriarchy (catchy title, too...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Hmmm...toap or tits?
TOAPY TIT WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# See the Pope's farewell gig?? Great concert !!


edit; thanks all and ta beaucoup for teh FP !! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
# Vat Boy Slim
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:12, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:13, archived)
# dead vatican dance
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Popey And The Test Tube Babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# DJ Cowboy P
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# *obligatory reply because the boss has turned up*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# *looks busy*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Let's rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:45, archived)
# Hahaha. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Nicely that, nicely
Oh and hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:13, archived)
# that rocks !
I was trying to do something topical
excuse the unrelated threadjack, NWOT etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# very Viz :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# OK maybe his daddy is Charles!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:19, archived)
# like farter, like son
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# popepular music
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha....100% pure silly
love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:26, archived)
# beautifully animated
:D
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Do Stairway To Heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:27, archived)
# "Please put your hands together for the Minister of Sinister, Cardinal Sin himself plus his backing band - Benny and the Jets!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# haha love it
(orbojunglist, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# This is superb
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Haha woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha he's no JP but he rocks the mic right :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Make some motherfuckin' noise, bitches
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:47, archived)
# wonderful!
rocking the plastic like a man from a casket....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Woo!
It will actually be like this later today, guaranteed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:57, archived)
# At least I turn up on time
Unlike that sexy little Beiber
(ThePope, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Bruce Waynes World
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Pffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
"Party on Wayne"

"I'M BATMAN"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:32, archived)
# *Schwings over to Bat Girl*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Schaaaa-wiiiing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha, lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Thundering Clunge Buckets!
That's ace, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:30, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:37, archived)

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