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Not strictly to do with the comp topic

so i shall not enter it therewithin..

[Edit] Due to 'overwhelming' public opinion I have entered this into the comp

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

do so, sir,

do so

and yay for usage of the finest opening chapter in English

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isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

In Comic Sans

no less.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

isn't sans French for "without"?

Making comic sans = not funny

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Yes

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

quite

right

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huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

Oh yeah

Sharp :)

Don't get me wrong btw, the pic is good.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

probably

abbreviated from sans serif though.
Not that that negates your point.

/dull

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

duh

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

how was the interview?

Did they ask how you lost your last job?
"Well, some bird off the interent put my soul in a marble and within 3 hours I was unemplyed"

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

I just kept it simple & told 'em I was fired for over doing the internet useage

If I'd have said I knew you, it would have sounded like bragging...

must have done some thing right - have a final interview with the marketing director on friday morn

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

congratulations!

and even more good luck. I'll twiddle my thumbs for you.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

:-)

You really do have scarey magic powers don't you?

Can I have more luck for tonight - going to the cinema with Nicola?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

Done!

Do the old yawning/arm over seat trick. Never fails!

(It's the Dutch version of keeping your fingers crossed)

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

Comic Sans is sooo funny! Nice picture.

P.s. Has "The Bear" left the board since censorship?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

falls

exactly within the contest rules, as far as i can tell. go on, enter it.
oh, and not to forget my manners: fantabulous.

(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Arf!

Enter it, it's very woo.

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

is this anything to do with you guys?

On the assumption the beeb uses google

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dakster, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

yep

The b3ta team run google and the BBC in our spare time. As a hobby.

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

If only it

paid more.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

bring back fingerbobs!

and the moomins

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

and Dangermouse

I was watching that yesterday on Boomerang round my brother's house. Bloody brilliant

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

Moomins and Dangermouse

were ITV programmes

/film & tv degree

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Is that what you study

for a film and TV degree?
Bumholes. I wasted 3 years doing Philosophy and English Lit.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

That's pretty much it

and why the Wizard of Oz is gay

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

oh well then buy the rights to them

and get knightmare while you're at it

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Knightmare. Bloody great programme

the reason kids go round getting pregnant, shooting each other and doing crack is because kids' TV programmes now are such crap.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

The Moomins Cartoon wasn't

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

but that doesn't count

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

Agreed

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

the pilot episode for it

is one of the best... along with the 4th dimension demon

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

your sports news

is sub-standard

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huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

I'll be having words with Cal

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

thanks

please do

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huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

You have spare time?

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

now, if you had said that about any of the US news sites

i would have taken you seriously. i think they're run by chimps in THEIR spare time.

(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

"you guys"?

you say that as if you aren't one of us...

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

well I haven't done anything for ages

but yes - OK I suppose.

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dakster, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

I doubt it.

Current favourites are:

Trannys
Porn
Kittens

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Yeah, nothing to do with us at all

*cough*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

Transvestite kitten porn.

Mmmmm, would I?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

Try it first

and then decide

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

That's good advice...

...well said.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

I am using Opera for the first time. It is wonderful!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

it is

except (at least on LinuxPPC) it refuses to load some png images, and sometimes it "forgets" to load images on sites and i have to reload them.

Other than that, its quite nice.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

i believe thats just linux

its never happened to me

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

there's an option if you

right-click. "Load all images" (or something, i have the swedish version) if you suspect some are unloaded... or try ALT-G

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edovan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

takes a while to clean all the clutter off the interface, but it's luvverly after that. (and try my sidebar -- www.theplaybutton.com/panels/streamer/streamer.html )

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robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

Ooooh

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

it is!

Mouse gestures are great.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

they are so great

that I keep trying to use them in every other program I use too.

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jsut peopel, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

haven't found them yet...

...what are they?

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

They can be tricky to get going

But you can navigate with a flick of your wrist, it's lovely.
www.opera.com/features/mouse/

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

You can

get a pug-in for Netscape that does gestures too. But I never use them - finding moving a mouse and clicking just as easy.

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splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

I love flick-of-the-wrist navigating

*cough*

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

Luverly isn't it?

Although pages can look a bit odd under Linux, using Opera

(Gothman, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

at least

they didn't have this when the KKK compo was running...

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robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

Please dont remind me of that compo

I'm trying to forget it.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

redexing for me.

am i special?

(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

unless I'm special too.

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

oh, now it's fixed

not special any more. any of us.

(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

I dunno, kids these days, eh?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

hatstand!

I like that lots

(Idid, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

Yay!

That's lovely. I like it a lot :-)

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splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

I'll take that Cranberry

and raise you by a gooseberry.

W/Y/H 2 the pic !

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

"lets have a look through the..................square window"

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

ha!

tremendous

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

simply

delightful

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

ha ha ha Woo!

on another note, this is rather nice

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

I probably would

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

my word

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

Jesus christ!

I wouldn't have done - until I saw these!

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

me too/neither

Right. That's it - I'm going to return her call.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

Good lord!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

britney spears. pearl necklace.

'nuff said

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huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

pffffft

dirty

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

yay for tabbed browsing

I love "perl" necklaces...

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

oh god

i might have to do a reeeeeeeeally geeky shop later

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

nooooooooooooooooo

oh, go on then

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Whooooo

Pearl necklaces

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Sweet

mama!

Now I have to remain seated.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

Yay!

Is Derek Griffiths carrying a VCR?!!

(Idid, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

a top-loader, surely?

with a wire-attached remote control.....eh, those were the days....watching the Last Starfighter...

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

Betamax

with a remote control on a wire!
edit: remote Mind Piss!

(Idid, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

yes.........

he's going to trade it for Humpty.....

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

You'd only get a

Little Ted for it these days!

(Idid, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

arf

at "OI"

(weedom, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

hahahahaahahaha

marvellous.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

Cor!

I would!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

why thank you.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

Yeah 'she' looks good now...

... but when you wake up next to a hairy-arsed bloke you'll be bleedin' sorry.

*cough*

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

ewwww

bleedin'

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

I suspect...

...that this being the situation it would be, hygene would be a lot higher than average.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

Thus speaks the voice

of experience

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A good man, and thorough, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

soup herb

wooyay

the boards great today

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

hahaha !

nice one :)

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Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

Proper bo!

Having just bought a new TV myself (a widescreen too - you get 33% more TV for your money! bargain) I know the feeling

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The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

what did you get?

i just got a pikey 28" samsung. for £300 its great.

ooh and sky+

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

i can see her teepee

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

her?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

i was talking about

the mother

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

Wigwam

*BAM*

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LP, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

That's one Google image search

I'm glad I didn't witness.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

MMMmmmM!

I would, but I'd hate myself in the morning.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

haha!

wonderful.
have a biscuit!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

You talked me into it.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

that tranny looks

disturbingly like Courtney Cox Arquette or Natalie Imbruglia. Discuss

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

I would

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

i love natalie imbruglia

with vigour.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

Wank it,

wank it vigourously!

(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

I would*

*Varies as to drunkedness at the time

(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

I've always suspected that the female or shemale game

brought a certain tranny shagger element to the board.

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

Mmmm. Possibly.

Nowadays I'm thankful if it doesn't bray the next morning.

/recently single + alcohol

EDIT: That quiz got me on to B3TA, by way - top stuff!

(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

that damn game ruined my life

I felt unable to go out until I had got them all right to avoid any *incidents*

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

coz your local pub is full of tranny porn stars of course

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

Who's

isn't?

edit: actually, there is a local tranny who hangs around the Volvo Spares Garage. Even Ray Charles wouldn't have too much difficulty singling her (him) out, though

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

I wish it was.

My local has a tranny in it, but she ain't fooling anyone.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

I think there's a tranny in one of the charity shops near me

Looks like a middle aged bloke in his mothers dress anyway.

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

There's a tranny who works in Age Concern on Uxbridge Road, W12.

He has huge plastic (surgical) breasts, and claims to be a model.
There's also a tranny traffic warden working in Camden.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

So, we've established that...

...trannies exist in all walks of life.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

(s)he's probably one of those models

who advertise their versatility in newsagent windows

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

ah, but

has he ever tried to pull you?

i rest my case

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isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

nah

My theory is he works there to get first dibs on the shoes.

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

shoes are

a big problem for trannies, as you can imagine

as is finding a razor that shaves the back of your hands properly

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isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

ho ho

very good

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lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

Nnnnneeeeeeeeaaaaaaawwwwww

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

I'm now officially confused is that a very large child on a very large trike

or very small wheel people?
woo yay houpla

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

they're

not wheel , there is no shark or hewwycopter

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Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

hahahahahaha

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mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

or bwidge either

So they are not wheely small wheel people at all.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

brilliant

love the sound effect too

TJ - Mrs WD-39 has given me a choice for one of my Christmas presents. Do I go for this or this?

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

1st one

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

Yep the first one

The Book of the Dead
those effects were hiliarious

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

I'd get

The book of the dead

(Bytrix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

Yeah!

But whatever you do don't read it out loud, cos that unleashes a whole world of shit

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CowJam, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

Arf

Bloody Locusts

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

me too

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

I would go for

this. No, not this, that.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

That one

over there?

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

get the

four-disc set.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

The 1st one.

Or instead how about this?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

Definitely your suggestion

much more horrifying.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

I'd prefer something like

this

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

this is terrifying

www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=R2&title=4956&p=57&c=&g=72

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mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

This one!

(Idid, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

Get this instead

www.play.com/play247.asp?page=front&searchtype=genre&r=R2&adudisc=y&p=37&g=51

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

I'd settle for a blow-job

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

how about

this!

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

Blow job,

every time.

Oh...is that just me...

Edit - apparently sick boy too. Do you know my wife?

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

intimately

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

2nd one

1st one has a cool case, but 2nd & 3rd films were the best ones, and the bonus stuff looks quite cool

(Gothman, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

THREADJACK:

What's the b3ta URL for the list of all members?
Something like www.b3ta.com/users but that don't work...

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Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/users.php

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

cheers.

Takes a hulluva while to load, though...

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Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

while loops

for 18500 rows will do!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

ho ho

look at 'em go!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

he's 75 years old and he pisses in a bag

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Arf!

Though whoever installed his colostomy bag isn't familiar with the laws of gravity!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

it's got a pump fitted

apparently

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

hmmm

colostomy drip

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huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

ewwww

but funny

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

but

ewwww

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huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

Cartoon wee

has its own rules.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

i must have cartoon wee when i'm drunk

it prefers the floor

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huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

ouch

thats made me cringe

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

having worked as a cleaner in a hospital

i should warn you never to squash down a bin bag full of piss bags in order to fit more in

i got squirted full in the face and was not a happy bunny

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

Euw

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

Your username...

...suddenly makes sense

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

Certain things

only happen to certain people. I rather fear you are one of the chosen ones.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

Eugh

talk about a mind piss.

(I own three stars)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

You can

good money for that sort of thing...so I've heard...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

I was wondering how long

before someone did something along those lines. Woo!
Mickey Mouse is a damn bitch anyway.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

Surprise surprise! It's The Quo...

Not sure about this one, but feck it - it's Quo Day.
#1
#2
#3
#4

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

Very cool

I love the lightning one.

(Bytrix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

Very woo!

I attempted to do a quo iceberg sinking the titanic and failed (because I can't draw, just manipulate, and I didn't have a decent enough original).

Your water fall is most woosome and yaytastic tho!

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CowJam, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

good un

(they're bastards aren't they?)

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

You really are

taking Quo bandwagonnery to a new plane here. Woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

yay

for subtlety

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

good stuff

the lightning one is awesome !

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Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

hee hee

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

wow

and wow again!

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

The Alternative

chewing gum...

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

hehehehehe

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

I noticed that the other day

I also noticed that my local pub has toilet roll dispensers which are marked "Lotus Profesional Sanitary Products"

I wonder if it's like golf... do they do a "Lotus celebrity pro-amm" version?

(

LP, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

Jacks Dating Emporium

Meet jack on the friendly streets of Olde London Town...

(Nicksterrr, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

That's Just

Sick, but brilliant

(Bytrix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

Muchos Thanks

...its a slow day at work!

(Nicksterrr, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

You're a naughty one

saucy Jack...

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

What the butler really saw

(cormee, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

Butler!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

Oi'll 'ave you Butla!

See if I don't!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

I believe the correct phrase is...

"One will have you, Butler..."

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

aye aye

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

Great minds...

piss alike

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

The short trousers, sandals and socks are a comedy must

woo yay.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

Hahahahah

Nice!

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

(

Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

hahaha

haha

(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

Lush

Have another...

(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

I saw this and couldn't resist

(

kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

they keep getting

better and better

(the blair-bush-bashing, not the orgasms)

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

bush-bashing?

Is that like carpet munching?

TJ - Is anyone currently connected from an NTL broadband connection? If so, you you 4rthur me please ... something I'm working on seems to work for every isp apart from NTL.

(

LP, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

he seems to be polishing

a famous golfing trophy

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

must repost... he needs a Blair to play with

a scarier (but less good)
Widdecombe

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

Look here

our glorious leader is NOT infatuated sexually with Mr. Bush. 100% fact. He prefers jerking off, in fact. Hence the expression, one in the hand is worth two in the Bush.

/coat

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

ba dum

tsssssh

(

mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

cough

sweet?

*offers*

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

speaking of which

doesn't it seem like a bird in the bush is worth (at least) two in the hand? I mean who in their right mind would rather flip bishops than winkwink nudgenudge?

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

but only over peoples sleeping faces

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

you always have to

tell us a little more than we really want to know, don't you?

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

its safest

to take it as a warning

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

Yes: Don't forget the old 1970s wisdom

one in Kate Bush is worth ten in the hand

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

i like that

because it's peurile.

i went dancing last night. i'm shit at it. i am also now in a cake-baking competition. IS MY LIFE CRAZY OR WHAT?

(

mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

you can't beat

a nice victoria sponge

(

rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

mmm...

but my personal favourite is coffee and walnut...

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Oi...! Dubya...!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

let's not forget

edit - and of course this

(

WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

heaven

forbid

edit: nice tie, too

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

well then

(

kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

Yes Blair will give anybody a good fisting

Was he on Michael Barrymore's party guestlist?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Casualties of modern technology...

(drydo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

eletronic?

(sorry)

(

WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

It was an

autistic, sorry, artistic statement :)

(drydo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

Hahahaha

a good strong ending to your short film
woo yay

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

I was going to end it with the old biddie...

trying to sell the big issue

(drydo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

Or a placcard saying

"Give us your money"

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

Eletronic?

And why does it go from a tower to a desktop?

Is it a magic computer?

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

Your wearing my jacket?

you're like some kind of lady jacket wearing comedy elephant then are you?
;o)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

transvetitism

is comedy gold.

(

mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

Didn't hurt Lily Savage - although the heartattack did - so I concur

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

You don't know

how right you are.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

hmmm

wasn't that a midi tower a second ago

wooyay

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

i use mine to hold teeaaaa

:D and toast twise on sssuuuuuundaysss se z zzzz zzz zness

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

a bit shonky, but you get the gist...

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

Ah, it's fair enough by me

sock it to the man etc.
woo!

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

YAY

for public floggings...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

The man had a point.

(Nervie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

(

christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

AM A GIT

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

are you?

Well accepting the problem is the first step on the road to recovery

/guru

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

dOnnT Waaaaaaaaaant To REcOveR enslafen toast?

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

*scared*

hold me somebody

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

a/s/l?

WTF LOL!!!111

(

huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

asl

is the one last evil of the internet.

(24/m/uk)

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

it is

and the answer is always 16/f/CA
when what they really mean is 53/M/Grimsby

(

huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

exactly....

grimsby -- how terrible would that be?

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

grim

and distinctly fishy

(

huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

im getting

nightmares already.

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

like

Fleetwood then?

(

WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

and Hull

not so surprisingly

(

huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

Hull smells

of burnt chocolate to me

(

WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

hooooOOOld

hooooo ld H O L d hol d howeled

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

you......

shhhhh!

(

huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

how nice for you

Love the pic!

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

hehehe

thats great

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

Incidentally

whats happened to the board stats?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

I think

they got covered in jam

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

cranberry jam

*quivers in fear*

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

mmmmm ocean spray

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

BOO!

Does anyone think that the b3ta radio show question on the front page has really brought the old lurkers out of the wings and posting - it's cool and there are oh so very many wierd stories on this weeks one!

Ace!

(

Pete Donaldson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

eeek scared me

i think its a flipping great idea sadly i'v never had a flat mate so i'll just wait till friday to hear the best n's

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

it'd be even better if anything else got put on there though

the best of the web bit has largely become a radio show column. i used to like the goodies it filled up with

(

huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

that and the radio show preparations seem to be killing the newsletter

which sucks as some of us neither live in the uk nor can we stream it or download mpthrees of it...

I miss the newsletter

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

I think

it should come under question of the week personally...

(

christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

M.A. WTF, L.o.L

hahahahh. woo y (A+)

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

heh

DARWIN M.A.,WTF., LOL

yay!

(

jsut peopel, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

woot

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

That's woo!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

w/y/h

well done/yes indeed/hooray

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

hehehehehehehe

That's Fantastic Absolutely Briolliant

(

ScintillateRich, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

Très bon ayez un woo et un yay

have a pearoast too

click image for bigger

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

Victorian fun and games

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

hahahahaha

(

new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

Arf!

(

Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

Chim-chimeny...

..chim-chimeny chim-chimeny woo!

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

It's funny because

it's true. Of course, the very fact 8 year old boys got shoved up chimneys is funny too. Woo!

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

do you have a gallery

of your posts anywhere as they're great but i always miss them

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

well you could look at

The Reckless where I plonk some of them.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

erm, not as such

but as I mostly use MSN groups there's a fair selection here: groups.msn.com/InsanityCove/thekennel.msnw

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

ta both muchly

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

its funny

cos it used to be so true

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

Arf!

Arfety arf arf!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

That's good enough to be a compo entry if I'm not totally

mad and insanely wrong. Which I have been known to be.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

Hurrah!

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

A recent study of Trajan's column turned up an as-yet unnoticed presence

(

Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

The Quo rule

good shopping that man

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

arf

yay for meme revival

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

It's classical, it's cultural

it's got our daily quota of quo. Could we ask for more wooness?

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

bloody hell

that took me a minute.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

It's

TROJAN.
I'm a cranberry, I know.

(Fragger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

Once more:

Just a little bit bigger

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

hehe

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

hahaha

is that and older Sunshine Elephant? with the hat and scarf i mean...

(

edovan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

baker!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

Who's

That in the background?

(Bytrix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

No, who's in the foreground

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

Ba-Dum

Tish

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

he was the best doctor

have a peroast woo!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

old newsletter link:

snurl.com/2jto

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

Seeing as its bash bush and blair day

(cormee, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

bash bush?

bish bosh!

(

Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

hahahahhhaha

its funny cause it's true!

is that the mangled corpse of democracy there?

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

deep

man

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

sadly

i think even lower-order primates would agree with him

(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

Every day is Bash Bush and Blair day..

Oh no... I mean Bash The Bishop day...

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Topical! I saw your original souce pic on the telly Sunday night I think. Woo!

(

jola, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

original source pic?

eh?

(cormee, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

It's got a good beat, eh!

the further adventures of the dancing Boris Johnson

(wingnutkj, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

either that

or he's got parkinsons

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

WANK IT HARD!

(

Koogas, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

Can I just say

HOLY CRAP!!!!

Hey you guys!!

from here:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3280269.stm

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

A real life

deformed child, that's almost as funny as a baby being murdered.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

It would be funnier...

...if it was a black lesbian.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

I'm with you on this one...

...thought the facial reconstructive surgery that he has undergone is quite fantastic. The poor little mite, he must be awfully brave.

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

You can say fucking.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

hehe

didn't realise. swearfilter powered by dumb chimps

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Or...

...happy baby orangutans?

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

yay

lets all have a good chuckle at the deformed!
cos its fun!

/sarcasm

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

Well, he got Deaton's for one show...

(sorry)

(wingnutkj, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

it's brought on by excessive cranberry consumption

doncha know.

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

palsiriffic

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

Oh it's that Tory bloke

who edits The Spectator and appears on "Have I got News for You" alot - name escapes me now.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

boris

something

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

boris

johnson?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

you mean:

Boris "too good to be true" Johnson

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

no.

i'm quite sure i meant

boris johnson

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

Boris Johnson...

...a god among men.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

he is v funny

see him on room 101 the other night? hilarious.

(greggo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

pssttt

the alt text is a clue, but don't tell anyone else

(wingnutkj, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

Bah!

Bloody PC/IE bigots using alt instead of title!

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

Gah

back in my day, it was alt or nothing. Back then, Netscape 3 was less shit than IE3 and XML was just a twinkle in the W3C's eye.

And I can remember when Excel was all just fields.

(wingnutkj, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

one word

Spectrum.

(

WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

Bo-Jo

My favourite politician!

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

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