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concerto

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

i've got that song somewhere

class!!!

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

hahaha

Yay! you are sooper!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

yezs!

rotterdam termination source!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

yay

is the tempo right?

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rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

if you play the record at the

wrong speed, it is.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

aha

BTW: The world needs more games from you.

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rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

I'm working on a game

at the moment - which should be ready in a week or so, if I don't give up on it.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

That may be

your best yet

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

Hahahahahah

Genius!

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

haha

woo!

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Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

i snorted loud then

and got funny looks. that are great

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

Woo Yay

and Houpla, that's supoib

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

woo

and some more woo

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sinisterduck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

woo!

bought that choon in rotterdam - the true defenition of nosebleed...

I bet the dutch guys sniggered after fleecing yet another schtoopid tourisht for untold guildersh.

Poing ROX.

100% FACT

(Oddbollocks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

Arf!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

Ateeeeeeen-HUH!

FACE FRONT!

Haven't shopped it or anything, you've probably seen and used this picture today already, just think it's funny.... sorry

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

turn that dildo off!

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Dr Drink, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

unless you brought enough for everyone to have one?

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

what an interesting insight

into your time at school

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Dr Drink, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

those men are using their guns to carry chop sticks

hehe

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

thread jacking my own post...

Haven't been around in a while, bet noone missed me!

I have a question: I have recently "acquired" a copy of photoshop 7 with image ready... and am trying to teach myself to do anims.... for some reason I can't get the background to stay the whole way through. I have the image layered in photoshop, then jump to image ready and make each layer a frame, I'm sure there is another way to do it?

I have also copied each frame and edited the layers on it, but I'm pretty sure that jacks up the file size.... anyone shed some light on this for me?

Thanking you

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

All you need to do

is make sure the background layer is left on in all the frames.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

but how

is this accomplished?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

Basically,

you have to treat every new frame as a new picture (sort of).
You need to sort out the psd file first, for instance, if you had a penguin moving through a snowy landscape you make the landscape a separate layer and the penguin a separate layer. Have your penguin at the starting point, duplicate the layer then move the duplicated penguin layer to the next position you want it in, and so on and so on till you've completed the animation.
Then take the psd file into Imageready.
For the first frame, make sure the background layer and the first penguin is layer turned. Then go to the next frame, keep the background layer turned on, but turn off the first penguin layer and turn on the second layer, and go through the whole thing like that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

Ok,,,,

I think I got it.... have to go find something funny to animate and I shall return - hopefully triumphant but probably with some dirge that I got to move....

Cheers!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

I didn't miss you

but no one else did.

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jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

What's wrong with reading the manual?

Or are you just showing off that you've got a copy?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

not showing off...

when I "acquired" the CD I didn't get a manual with it, and peoples in here have much more experience than I

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

Manual?

You don't often get those with "aquired" versions of software.

(Gothman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

i have used those methods

and never had a problem

i usually make the backgound a layer on its own which is visible for all the frames

then make the rest of the image in photoshop and copy each frame accross on top and only visible when appropriate

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

do you know

i wasn't aware imageready came with photoshop until this moment. i always used fireworks and fucking hated it.

i am such a twat.

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dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

Hehehe

Sorry mate but that made me laugh

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

haha

that amuses me for some reasn... didn't it put an icon for it into your start menu#?

(or are you a mac user)

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

aah no fucking way.

yes. yes it did.

fucksake.

it put itself in the nasty XP used-a-lot bit and i never looked for it in my over bloated programs menu. and i wasn't expecting imageready anyway.

why's that not in the FAQ eh? because everyone else in the world knows.

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dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

It shouldn't jack up the file size...

...the optomised gif is completely independent of the PSD file you are working from.

I tend to make each moving part in the animation a seperate layer and simply select which I want to show using the layer pallete in imageready - you can just make sure the background layer is visible in each frame.

Watch when you move things about though - moving something in the first frame tends to move it in all the other frames too.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

Oh gawd

(Experiment 626, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

woo

how can he afford a gold-tooth?

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Stroke it!

Ow, it bit my hand.

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Bonce, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

its planning something

i don't know what but i aint sticking round to find out

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

heeheee

that got me giggling!

woo!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Weeeeeee

He looks angry :P :P

(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

pow

that's nice

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

woo

I want one :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

That made me chuckle

I think he's about to give someone a wedgie...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

'_ _ _ _ it _ _ _ _'

slightly nsfw version

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

In the

NSFW Mr Blair has very girly fingernails.
Its very woo though.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

he plays guitar

they're for plucking

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

suprisingly..

...it is a bloke's hand. Albeit a very gay bloke.

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

I didn't look

that closely you understand, I just noticed it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

is that an albino domo-kun

on that blokes sholder?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

It looks

like he's been iced.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

Got a bigger version?

Wonder if I've got time to put that on a banner for tomorrow's march?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

Sorry mate

I was working with lousy source images. The hand and cock, on the other hand, were taken from a Thai gay website, that image was actually quite hi-definition.

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

Faie enough

I'd probably have been shot by the secret service if i had have done a poster...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

haha

that's not very nice

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Laughed My Arse Off

Then Rolled On The Floor

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Ew!

I feel sick.
Woo to you anyway.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

"George has nothing to do with it!

I dressed like this because I wanted to!"

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

yay!!!

the queen has a mullet

at last

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Nicely done

Woo to you!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

very nice

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

haha

well shopped

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Vote Labour? watermelon that.

Thanks Europe.

www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/cartoon.htm

(stanley_tuesday, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

Hooray for the Daily Mail!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

their illsutrator lives down my street

he's a better artist than that

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rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

ahhhhhhh poop

www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi

(baaa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

yes yes

Mr Eggburger.

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rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

If you spend this much time being a loser, you best be careful...

...the wind may change and you'll stay like that.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Can't we lose this guy?

It's getting really boring now

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

I find him...

...quite amusing.

But then, I like laughing at cripples.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

www.ampsoccer.org/wc00/index.cfm

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

*snigger*

SHIT! I really do laugh at cripples!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

It's hard to draw properly...

...when you're fueled with a hate filled rage.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

....

Nah, it's just hard to draw on paint with a buggered mouse. It was all supposed to be humourous at first with the Bro_plus name and all, but as I got doodling it took ages, my eyes burned and I lost interest as it came out rushed. Ah well.

(stanley_tuesday, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

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dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

possibly this muppet isn't racist

and he's making a political statement that europe shits on britain. Given conservative politics in tabloids, I'd imagine it's because of the euro being different (therefore scary to sad traditionalists who presumably still wish to use the guinea), and having to admit to not being an empire anymore, no, not even if you're friends with doubleya...

EDIT: I just looked at his link.

He is a racist fu(kbox. Oh well...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

The shouty man

drinking Turbo White outside my work is a better artist than that.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

is turbo white better than diamond white then?

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

It certainly seems

to do him the world of good - two bottles before breakfast and I suspect the world becomes a strange enchanted place full of magic and adventure.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Yes

very much like that.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

Rob his house

and blame it on asylum seekers! watermelon it, just rob his house.

I mean, we all need work, but there are limits to how far you should degrade yourself.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

hehe

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dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

That's just

what I was thinking

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

nice to know its not just america-

people are xenophobic about

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

Karen McSlutbox

arf

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

jesus.

do you have to post that nasty racist shite on here? can't you take it somewhere else?

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

Intelligent, balanced, tolerant and informed.

All things this isn't.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

err

your cartoon is err

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rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

dogshit?

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

vERRy?

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Oooh political

I like it. Shame everybody thinks that complaining about the behaviour of other countries is racist. Oh well.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

you might have a point

how far does politically correct go?

is it not the same as complaining about the americans....is that not racist?

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

complaining about the behaviour of other countries is politics

being a racist, hate-filled moron is being...well...a racist, hate-filled moron.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Well yes but that's not the point

If a country is piling shit on another, surely it's fair enough to allow those people to make a point about it without them being called names.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

Agreed

but that cartoon is based on stereotyping asylum seekers not the behaviour of countries

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Ah, Thirdman

I think you'll always be a hippy for the rest of your life.
I mean that in a good way.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

Even when I'm working for the worlds 2nd largest corporation?

Final interview at General Electric on friday...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

Oh good

luck

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

hmmmm

I thought complaining about people of other countries/races was racist, and complaining about the country itself was xenophobic?

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Dr Drink, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

People from different countries...

...aren't necessarily different races and one country can contain many different racial and ethnic groups.

Hatred on the basis of skin colour (for example) would be racism, hatred on basis of nationality would be xenophobia.

I think.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

I think

you're right.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

that was my point

but I worded it in a way which made me wrong.

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Dr Drink, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...I must use that line next time I am the defendant in court.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

I don't see it as complaining about the actions of other countries...

...I see it as promoting a stereotype that people seeking asylum are all evil, dirty foreigners who come to this country to cheat the honest, hardworking Brits out of their jobs and money.

You know - a bit like the Tory pary manifesto.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

Must say

that I live near a few asylum seekers and there are plenty of them reinforcing this stereotype. However I guess you just dont notice the hundreds who keep themselves to themselves and get on with seeking asylum.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Isn't the pic a bit more general than that?

I don't see any people in it. So you made the link between shit and asylum seekers :p

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Erm...

...I was referring to the cartoon that is linked to - that pic is only one frame of it.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

err

oops :)

Sorry, didn't see the full thing.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

if you click the link

his meaning is pretty fucking clear..

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dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

Didnt notice

Any complaint about country behavior. Looked to me more like a rant about the behavior of individuals.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

I can tolerate a bit of bigotry

and even some small midedness but it does help to be funny.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

yay

(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

does the zen

stand for xenophobic?

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dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

I advise you spend a little more time

evaluating the general political situation relating to the UK and Europe.
As currently you know nothing, and illustrate that knowledge rather badly

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

I thought that was

a reference to Bush landing 'til I clicked the link

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lord bofingham, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

yay!

cute.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

hehe

cheeky monkey

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

haha grand

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

haha

hit him. hit him hard!

(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

haha

hit him, lad!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

arf!

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rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

don't try that with all gorillas

(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

How can you tell

the difference between the gorillas that will and the gorillas that won't?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

By how pert

their nipples are

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

nipple circumference

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

Have you two

been discussing that secretly behind my back?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

Hmmm

Not as funny as the 2 mice in the tree.

(purple rain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Yup

your right, it's great isn't it

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

Now poke him

Do it hard!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

Yay

Dead nice that.

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

I don't believe it*

*how crap this is

(Barry Bethal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

i like that

it's not crap at all

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

cant see the join at all!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

Nice!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

that isn't crap

that's rather good

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

quite

but brill idea

wooyayhoupla

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

yeah

I've been thinking about doing it for ages -
The idea deserves someone with a bit more african bum disease than me

(Barry Bethal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

nah the shop quality rarely matters

if its a good idea like this

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

pretty good, I'd say

all I can do is photoshop hippos, and I haven't done that for a while

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

I believe

that I think it deserves a big Yay

and a woo

and a houpla

oh yes, and to tell you I'll be giggling about it for days. FABULOUS!!!!!

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

What IS IT!?

Panda. (Not me :D)

(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

panda.jpg

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

am i missing something?

apart from a social life

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

Shoes?

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

double barrelled grenade launcher

..panda strike

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

Hang on...

is that a cock I see?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

Giant

Panda

Cocks?

No wonder they have problems reproducing.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

Have these started yet?

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

MJ has been

arrested. God I hope he kills himself.

/runs

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

really?

class in a glass

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

you hope God kills himself?

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

but if he could kill himself

he wouldn't be God.

(but if he couldn't kill himself...)

cobblers

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

STOP IT

you're fucking with my head.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

I think

our friend Bruce below would disagree with you... ~~any comment Bruce~~ (sorry shouldnt encourage him!)

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

if he's omnipotent

he can do what he likes

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

how did he get mary pregnant then?

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

When a man & woman love each other very much...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

I thought that was the line you used

when you wanted to do a girl up the pooper?

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Dr Drink, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

that's, "lets not tell mommy & daddy about this - it'll be our little secret"

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

you had to lower the tone....

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Dr Drink, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

but how can he get wood

if he's omnipotent

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

*groan*

:-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

heh

"but what's wrong with being sexy?"

"sex-ist Nigel, not sexy."

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jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Heh

/we're-all-going-to-hell

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

can he create a stone he cannot lift?

if he cannot lift the stone he isn't omnipotent. If he can not create a stone he can not lift, he is not omnipotent.

or something like that.

(

jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

No he hasn't

well, not according to the Beeb, although an arrest warrant has allegedly been issued

(

Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

oh bugger off. allegedly then.

Call me an optomist.

BUT LOOK!

(

Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

just now

they did

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

yes

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

Argh!

The signnage!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

started

but will they finish?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

hm.

i have to out and get food and coffee now, before they lock the college down as the protest passes outside.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

let off the fire hoses at the march as it goes past

& then tip off the press that the police have been using water cannon on a peaceful protest

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

just in case they try and steal it?

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

queenie wasn't quite sure

about her guests gift

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

brilliant

bloody brilliant

edit: would that actually surprise anyone?

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

There's oil in them thar, erm, flat bits!

Woo!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

hehehe

satiretastic

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

Come and listen to my story about a man named George

A poor fucking cranberry who could barely keep his family gorged
Then one day when he visited us here
He got asked if he was a steer or a queer
Gay, that is. Texas brown.

sorry

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

that was great.. think i'll sing that tomorrow..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

does anyone know

the link to the your all gay badger type thing?

(Hunting bears, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

yeah

www.yourallgaybadger.com

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

www.yourallgaybadgertypethings.com

(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

b3at you

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Yep, here:

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

modedit: no goatse please

/edit - bah! Delete the threadwaste then!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

meany

i've started checking the targets of all links on this board now

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

I haven't.

*goes for a shower

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

nice try

fuckface

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

To be fair

you didn't need to click, I was trying to trick HIM.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

pah.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

why?

that's a shit thing to do. If you wouldn't post it on the board you shouldn't try and trick someone else into looking at it. lots of people look at b3ta while they're at work, trying to make them click on goatse is stupid.

and it's not a threadwaste, it's someone asking a question.

(

rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

Pah!

Oh, alright, I apologise for posting the link.

Sheesh, I'm off.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

sorry to be harsh

I just think that looking at a man's bottom should be a personal choice, not a deception ;)

(

rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

have you tried...

www.yourallgaybadgertypething.com

EDIT: Or did you mean meerkats? www.yourallgay.com

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

ey op lad! How goes the musicalness?

or are you reclining in an art way whilst perusing the webbage?

(

Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

he he he....

...I hit some kind of creative block unfortunately.

Sometimes I get completely absorbed into programming drum tracks, but sometimes it sucks my will to live.

I just need to find the perfect beat...

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

it's all boom boom tish

what's the difference?

(

rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

I resent that...

...I do PROPER drums round this way mate.

Except programmed on a computer instead of played of course.

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

boom boom

tish why I never - dont listen to him Bob.

(

Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

www.yourallgay.com
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

(

rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

a bootleg remix of the two

is what i think he's asking for.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

opening both links at once

should do the trick then

(

rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

ahhhh

that hurts my ears.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

ive seen it a hundred

time at least yet badger badger badger never fails to make me laugh

(BigBobbyh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

silly billy

you've been here long enough, to know better than to ask stupid questions in their own thread

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

probably

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

Afternoon

bit busy today with this "work" lark.

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

Yay

Freddy Kruegger

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

oh dear..

(

dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

Oh dear...

...what a eggstremely bad pun that is.

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

I thought it

was eggcellent

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

well

I take eggception to such bad punnery

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

you've got...

...to be yolking.

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

that's eggsactly what some other guy said

trust me, i'm an eggspert

(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

how

eggravating for them

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

your clucking kidding me

does that work?

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

you're all

feggots.

no that doesn;t really work . . .

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

eggsactly!

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

quit yolking around

and shop some kittens

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

You gotta

be yolking

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

You are spoiling us with these!

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

Yay!

Love it, top notch as always!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

hahahaha

grand stuff

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

Brilliant,

You know, if the teaspoons were clearer...you wouldn't need the caption.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

pinickety cranberry

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

he's got a point...

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

you really don't like captions do you :P

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

I do,

I do, and icezebra always has cracking ones (ha ha) but the last few have been such good jokes in themselves that they don't need captions.
In a way its a compliment.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

argh the pun the pun the pun etc

i see what you mean though

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

I'm

quite happy for constructive criticism to be offered! And it helps me realise (ta bovine) that yeah, some of my stuff doesn't actually need captioning.

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

Your last three or four,

before you were illustrating peoples punchlines, haven't needed them, they get the joke across in just the picture, which is somethiing really hard to do well.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

He's only up to d in the alphabet

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

hahaha

*Opens Dictionary*

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

you really are getting far too good at these

if you get any better, i'll, i'll, i'll... do something.

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

I like...

...muchly.

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

wat u like

munchy?

u like munchy eggs?

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

hahaha

crackin'

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

hohohoho

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

reminds me of a dodgy chat-up line I once heard in Stains (the place)

a soldier went up to some girl and asked if she feelt like a boiled egg

...made me laugh anyway

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

the place is called "Staines"

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

haha that's wonderful

yay

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

i have a topic for you

Two snowmen in a garden

'Can you smell carrots?'

(

kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

Morning...only been up a couple of hours

Got a sore throat. Pictures coming up some time today i hope...carry on.

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

i've got a cure for that

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

Me too

strepsils

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

pictures of you?

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

Sore throat?

You need to get something warm and sticky it down it.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

wow three letches in a row

thats good going

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

i was talking about double actions lockets.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

I tried to resist

but couldn't... :-)

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

toasted

tea-cake?

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

lazy good for nothing slacker!

(says he who plaed hidden and dangerous 2 all day)

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

less chatting

more drawing.

(mornin')

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

eh?

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

thanks.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

interesting

I've got a sore throat too

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

have I.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

it must be a conspiracy

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

haven't

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

When you do post pictures

I hope people don't post threads like these that pushes your hard work off the board...

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

That'll be why you've got the sore throat....

Throwing up all them pictures all day....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

that's funny

I thougth this was b3ta - I appear to have found your pointless drivel about your life blog by accident.
I do apologise.

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

happy baby mo-rangutan

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

yay!!

i sign in... and the first two post i see knock me socks off!

yay to you

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

good job you didn't wank as well.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

blimeh!

excitement explosion

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

he was wearing the socks on his hands

and knocking them off aids the wanking

(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

You need to edit the picutres you post...

ha ha ha, woo! Almost didn't recognise her with hair!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

I think

the hair needs to be a little more patchy

(

lord bofingham, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

you couldn't even be bothered to shop it

some people

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

Woo to that

You've made her look ravishing

(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

new twist on old gag

(wallaby of folk-rock, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

Oh yeah

evil all right...

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

don't twist it too much

it'll fall off!

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

Ahh, that's were I went wrong...

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

never mind, a dab of

copydex will fix it.

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

Again, I've done it wrong...

I used a bit of twine and a couple of rusty nails.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

The meal had been good, the setting was perfect. Dave decided to give it a go.

Bugger.

(Sheepattack!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

hahaha

haha

(

rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

ha ha

woo!

(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

Awwww

noooo!
That's terrible!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

Awwwwwww. Poor Dave.

His date's been munched.

(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

hahaha

amazing...wooyay

hello cruel world

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

I DONT GET IT

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

Then hire a prostitute

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

Why are you shouting?

We're not deaf

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

"better to stay silent and be thought a fool, then to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"

edit: forgot the smiley ;)

(

rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

who said that

was it oscar wilde?

(

lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

Jimmie Krankie

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

pfft!

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Marceaux

Marceaux.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

lol

I think.

(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Ahh, poor old Dave

WYH

(

lord bofingham, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

Harhar

(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

nooooooooo!

:(

poor lil fella

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

yay

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

I hate it when that happens!

Poor Dave!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

Woo

For things being killed

(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

That is quality

Top drawer

(

Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

hwa hwa

poor little thing.

(

Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

hahahaha! love it!

poor old dave.

(

mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

top

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

cockalorum to you

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

hahahaha

that's great.

woo to you!

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

Hahahahahah

poor Dave! that'll learn him to take his date to the tree-tops.

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

Poor old Dave???

Poor old Davina! She's the one being eaten!

(purple rain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

wouldn't you know it!

woo!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Well,

THAT was exactly the opposite of what I was expecting to happen.
Woo!

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 7:07, archived)

Michael Jackson Pollock

(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

that's just

without the makeup.

(tdavidj, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

Ho ho ho

haven't seen that done before!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

Was that sarcastic, if so, I am sorry but I'm only new.

(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

No, wasn't sarcasm

I haven't seen that done before!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

See here - this link brings truth.

mod edit: I told you.

(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

give it a rest

u daft twunt

(fuztownsend, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

Like I said before, I'll bet it's that cnut baaa's fault

with his 'let's bait b3ta' posts on his own shit site. If there was ever a time to ban people (sites) permentantly from here, this is it IMO.

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

*sigh*

now religious dogma isn't really a comp entry is it?

Oh & you're gonna have such a shock when you die & it turns out the Zoroastrians were right...

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

I really want to punch you, hard.

In the face. Bugger off.

/edit - profile made me laugh though!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

Well spotted!

Excellent profile.
The Sultan of Brunei has taste! :D

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

WTF?

"I have made a home made telescope from a shoebox and magnifying glass, I use it to watch for angels. I can sell the design to raise money for preaching activities (I did have interest from the Sultan of Brunei). "

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

sounds like we have a contender

for the role of Moon Lord

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

I'm finding

it hard to believe that he's not winding us all up. Alan Rickman indeed...

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

I don't care if they think they are being funny

or if they are being sincere.
It's tiresome any which way

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

there's handy note on there about spam

which may be of interest to you

(

huggybear, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

*sigh*

piss off, im pagan. if i wanted to have religion thrust apon me, i'd visit church.

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

Go away

we all hate you. You're giving a lot of decent people a bad name. Get lost you homophobe.

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

i think this guy gets off on abuse

weirdo

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

Do you have special needs?

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

Other than needing

a good kicking?

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

thank you

who ever it is that's modding today.

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

I think it's

Phil Daniels today

(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

You are such a zeppelin

its almost amusing!

but not quite amusing enough so bugger off will you? The only good thing to come out of you joining the board is the comments everyone makes in reply to you...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

this must be something to do with that little cnut baaa.

his shitty little free-site for trolls appears to be borked, though, unless i'm clicking the wrong link.

(

100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

Loves Cuttlefish

And hot sex.

(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

dont we all

(

Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Hot sex with cuttlefish.

Mmmmm.

Hot cuttlefish with sex.

Euch.

(

Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

Personally

I cant stand Cuttlefish.

They are too tentacley.

(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

but they're so

flashing and moiring and glimmering and they get all elongated and scary right before they pounce.

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

i've had

mornings like that.

(

Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

Stop it

you're arousing my beaked seal

(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

i've got nothing against that

seals need love too, and i can always politely look in another direction.

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

When he

spills his beaked seal jizz all over you you wont be happy

(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

but you forget

i am a safe distance away.

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

Turn around slowly

and try not to scream. . . . . .

(

Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

oh shit

how'd you do that?

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Is that a euphemism?

LOOK AT THE BEAKED SEAL ON THAT!

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

Who doesn't?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

Call me weird

but I prefer it comfortably warm.

Woo to your pic.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

haha

love the caption and the pic

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

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