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# I see the rumour mill is in full effect...
(fingerz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Woo
and yay for brazen strumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I'm one of those.
It's like being continually poked. I'm like that woman on the news who has 200 orgasms a day. I often lie in a pool of my own desire.

Can you imagine that?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I do little else

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# You can come round to my beauty shop, "CUNTZ", if you want.
I'll show you my operation scar.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# You've got a deal
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Do you mind if my fiancee watches.
He won't go near your arse.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I wondered what they meant by that.
Can someone stop it?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# No...
It can never be stopped. And it shows no mercy.

If you haven't dusted on top of your doorframes, it will expose your shameful filth.
(fingerz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I admire its forthright views.
Especially the one about being a slag.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# yay
for obvious-but-never-put-into-practice puns!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Obvious puns are...
...my speciality.

Anyone for an on-sweet bathroom?
(fingerz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# or
musical chairs?
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Sedgefield Liquid Lunch
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# hehe
made me chuckle, nice one :)
(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# is it winner stays on?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Depends on how fast you are. Otherwise it's...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# The Royals get their revenge on the media as an undercover Palace operative infiltrates the Mirror:
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Pah.
You're all philsitines.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# we're all
what now?
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Phyllis Stein?
Nice girl... jewish. You fucked her sister.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# No Phil O'Stein.
He fucked your brother.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# I don't have a brother,
That was my dog.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# how do you all know
about my sexual shananigans?

thats confidential between me and the queen.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Never trust a
corgi. Loose tongues.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Which Queen? The head of state?
Or her eldest son?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# A whole handful of queens!
Apparently.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Phil Sit In
his what?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Haha
Nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# New challenge

Animals with jobs

Jobs are boring, which is why
you are here on b3ta. If only we
could convince animals to do
our jobs, we could play all day...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Hooray!
I've got a good feeling about this.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# oooh nice challenge
more excuses to see fluffy animals pulling their weight
(Rich Chestmat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# yay!!!
i don't think there's much room for misinterpretation here and there'll be lots of cute pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Animals
with jobs eh?

right.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# What
about animals at school, are they allowed?
Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# errr...
as teachers I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay for fluffy challenges!
Does pimping count as a job?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah what about prostitution?


biggerer
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# looks like
pat butcher
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# good question
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# My friend caught me looking at that
now she thinks I'm totally wierd!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Well, she needs to get out more.
What's wrong with people nowadays?

(Answers on a postcard)
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(son of crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Yea, for pimping animals
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
#
he has the perfect expression for that
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# The one on the right
I would.
(Rev. Otana, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# about bloody time too!
(yey)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Righto!
must...resist..urge..to..post..medicduck
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# woo hoo
can't wait till I get home now!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Cool
:)
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Woo...
Good idea, but I can forsee a LOT of reposts as people throw up pictures of animals and shopped kittens all over agin!

This is going to be a BIG challenge board!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Agreed, I've got loads which fit this.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# We all knew this day would arrive
when we started the business.
but we didn't expect it to be as terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Odd ...
I was expecting a giant weebl to be honest ..
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
#
Don't forget Bob
(Panda, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# ARGH THE SVENNO!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Good god
someone man the Svenno alarm immediately

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# SVENNO!
WOO! YAY! HOUPLA! REPOST!
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# that is
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# oh Mr Mac
how you spoil us !

woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Took me a while to catch on
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Same here
but then I found it even more woo!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Fab
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Woo its Pie day!
I need Pies, Lots of Pies...
I need pies, lots of pies
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Cool
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaaa
that's class!

haven't seen that one before
(8-Ball, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# took me a while to get it!
but mighty woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Goodbye
Dear All,

I am leaveing the board, never to return.

I love you all, you will remain strong in my memory but hopefully alcohol will numb the pain.

To the people I have formed an abnormal user name related attachment special goodbye (Bovine, Dutchbird, Dr Phil Kitten) don't ask, these things just happen.

I hope the Troll problem dies down.

My user name will be on e-bay shortly as this is the only contribution to the board I have made that has ever promoted any real interest.

Apart from this repost.



You will be better off without me.

All my love and fluff

Itchy Coo Parp xxx
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# erm
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# not the fucking moon lord,
that's for sure.

WHO AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I'm the fucking Moon Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# no, I am!!

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/2348825
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# bless
you
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# thats got nothing to do with you
it was National HP Sauce day on the moon, your name is similar, thats all
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Just smile and wave.
Don't encourage her.

Can I just say that Michael Jackson can't be a paediatrician, because he did that song about Ben. Is that the work of filth?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Gentle Ben?
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# good afternoon Dawn
hows Cuntz?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# is that really appropriate pre-watershed
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Pootle used to be an ex-lover of mine.
You don't even know what he's talking about, do you?

Cuntz is my flagship beauty shop.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# i was
only joking!

edit: feeling persecuted in general
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Humph!
Do you need a makeover?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Business is BOOMING, Pootle.
I have no time to mix with my clients anymore, as I am touring with my rapper fiancee, Derek, who is now known as "Fifty Pence".

I do the wigs and the outfits.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# that is super news
don't forget us little people when you and Derek are blinging rich and famous
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I'll try, Pootle.
I want to go on a pilgrimage to Neverland Ranch.

I want to go in the "Safe Room", just off MJ's bedroom.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# but it's OK you just lay safe in a bed next to him
it's not like you have to do anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I don't mind.
Apparently Jordy gave a hideously detailed account of his bifter in the statement.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# it's on smokinggun.com
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Surely it's Kuntz ...
Or is she on about her tumpsy again?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Piss orf, FLOTSAM!
Besides, I bet you are wanking when I go on about my tumpsy.

Everyone else does.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Did I miss something?
Honestly, you go on your lunch for half an hour.....

Edit: You can't leave, this is b3ta, it's unlawful to leave
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Not dead,
merely lurking...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Ooo
*faints*
Ow ya diddlin?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# No bad. This is my 1st visit here since...
oh, a good month ago.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I wondered where you were
Thought you were the new Dr Who and dissapeared up a wormhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I've finally worked out how to say your name out loud
the poor bastage who was sitting opposite me at the time is currently removing the phlegm :)
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# how's the rationing
going?
and has she stopped smoking so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Not bad ta.
Been messing about with a lot of music stuff rather than b3taing.

And she's down to 50%.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# what?
why?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# er...
bye then. Can you make sure you shut the door properly when you leave? There's a terrible draught coming in.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I don't know what to say,
other than goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# at least they left fluffily and without suicide note.
always a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Hnag on,
that's not thebear is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Don't leave
You can't leave. It's not allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# was it something i said?
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Maybe one day
they'll make the internat available outside the united kingdom... just keep hoping
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Suspicious to say the least!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# your
gay contribution will be sadly missed. Fair thee well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Oh well
I fail to understand why people do these public goodbyes.
See ya
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# for attention mainly,
i would guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# quite frankly
I'm appalled , my name isn't on his "special" list
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I was first,
see how you all love me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# but as they've decided the board is so full of shit people
why do they take the time to get their attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# i never said
they had any intelligence. Or that their actions made any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# GOOD
AFTERNOON!
(I Eat Spam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# :(
leaving by choice?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# yeah, yeah, yeah
and?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# What's a troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# um bye
the troll problem is the board, it's gotten so popular it may not be big enough to hold all the trolls!
and we're all getting too riled by it, and it's not nice enough anymore for noobies (given that we all asked stupid questions ina new thread once).

The solution? try to not post a reply in those situations unless it's helpful, don't encourage them, and try to make funny pics to show em how it's done. It'll all sort itself out, and if it doesn't, it's not the end of the world.

3/1 says you still urk tho! :D
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# boo to jacko... yay for fluffiness
(garfi3ld, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# mmmmm, cookies!
the middle frame is dead cute, yey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# not 100% fact
There's a slither of black line so it must be less than 100% fact.

Muchos Apologias, I'm feeling in a pedantic and cynical mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# the line is symbolic...
denotes that the circle is a chart ..... ;¬P
(garfi3ld, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Album paintmash!

Guess the album anyone? :-P
(Spin Doctor, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# tenacious d
?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Tenacious
D
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Erm well done.
Got any album paintmashes of your own to slap up?

Try this one
(Spin Doctor, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Faith No More
Angel Dust
(Split Bus Kev, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# angeldust
FNM
(nanook, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Tenacious
D?

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# He hee

Bloody marvelous.

You been for your trip to London yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# another
classic!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# poor poor melted ed.
woo
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# It was just something in my head
(Thewsion Unclear Power, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# woo
pearoast time
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# hehe
always good to see 'fucknut' in use
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# yes
its a good word
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yooooooouuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# yay!
that am the bestest!
(icedragon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I am confused
this is very deja vu for me... did you repost by chance? Or is it some time-warp mind piss? I assume that you did make this?

[Edit] Of course, it's great anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# i'm offended (not really)
source pic from getty images, might have been used before... image my own.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# My sincerest apologies
for suspecting otherwise... but I'm most sure that this has been done before, with the same beaver.
However, this still deserves:

Woo Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# ah well
i shall have to mind the piss more closely in future....
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# didn't want to say it
but I swear (fuck)I've seen it before. Has he ever used my bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I think
Mr Sheep has used it? Vague feelings of recollection of his captioning appearing under it?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# My bath?
The cad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# there are at lest 3 other versions of this
(im guilty of one of them)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# great
expression

Good choice of singalong song as well
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# How much photoshopping was involved in that?
If there's a source pic out there with a facial expression like that, it would just be too good to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# see
above
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# You have to keep an eye on those furry fiends.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# arf
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# i saved the first one

no stealing here.
we'll always love you too !
(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# pearoast
I know that otter

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Why do lions ALWAYS think that they are SOOO smart?



Blick Cigger
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# If lions are so smart
then why do they allow themselves to be coated in chocolate and sold in newsagents?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
#
they do?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Yup. Maybe it's just a British thing?
www.myrdal.com/lion.htm
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# what the hell happened
to peanut lion bars? They were scrumdiddlyumptious!
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Bastards
up their own arses they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# yeah
fucking lions.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Mate,
my voice has started going. :(
Its this flu bug, Kerry has had it all this week and I thought I had avoided...but it seems not...I will try and record some stuff tomight though, but I'm not sure of the quality.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# fictional kerry?
havent heard about her in ages
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Musical?

Probably done before but i will get my coat anyway...
(Tesla, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# yeah, he did it about 10 years ago too
(that we know of)
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# haza !
He's gonna pay now!
(Tesla, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# he paid then
he's gonna go to jail now
(icedragon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# he
will be the cutest buttmonkey of them all. ha ha
(Tesla, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# One can only hope.
Personally I think that he's just another of many many kiddy fiddlers and this high profile case will do nothing to stop the rest of them. We won't have to listen to his fucking pap-drivel though, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Even if he isn't convicted
he should be jailed for offences against musical good taste.

Edit: And for having a funny nose.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# absolutely.
Clowns too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I went to the Neverland Ranch when I was a little Dawn.
He didn't even try to touch my tumpsy.

But he did scare me with his large purple hands.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# kiddy fiddler on the roof?
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Yay
(Tesla, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# ha ha
(icedragon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
#
Wacko nonce on top of a house? I don't get it....

*Ahem*

(Kiddie) Fiddler on the Roof...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# hehe
*chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Patrick Stewart.
My New Boss
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Excellent.
Make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Blimey
I'm so stunned, I'll repost this for the challenge. Forgot I had it lying around...
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# i'd so
love to see that
(icedragon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Mad
Absolutely barking
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahaa... and NOBODY will make Trek jokes
ALL YEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# its quite frankly bonkers
some student was running round our department shouting "guess whos chancellor"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Neato
I can imagine he'll be seen leaping and bounding around campus shouting Hamlet and shit while wearing his star trek uniform and throwing peaches at the students and laughing at things that arent really that funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Or sitting in his office
with a tin foil deely bopper on his head saying "I can feel all the mutants, all of them."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Make it so
and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# One question:
Is Patrick Stewart a raving poofter?

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# quite possibly
but now the music department has a new bongo.

*headslap*
*headslap*
*headslap*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I am out of HUMMUS so have a pearoast...Garnir Nutrisse now makes...HATS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Here's the thing,
you don't actually have to post anything if you don't want to, I'd much rather wait to see something new you've made than look at re-post.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# On another note,
is there any news of the challange yet?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# nope.
they don't care about us anymore.
and i zested all these lemons, just for them.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# What about a Ken and Barbie challenge.
I suspect they do some straaaaange shit when you leave them by themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# shit in your crockery
and buggerify your fresh fruit
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Mattels lawyers are
cranberry. They'd be all over this place being cranberry-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Of course, it could be that Chthonic is doing something else at the moment
Perhaps he's working and will get the challenge in when he's got a spare moment?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# but i have lemons...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# zested?
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# When life gives you lemons
Make a big lemony pie
/Bovine
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# well whatever they chose or decided,
they have to shop a wee pic together to go next to the description...
hopefully there'll be a newsletter at some point, altho I think the radio show has taken time away from it.

Sucks for me - not in uk, websense blocks streamed audio, and no home pc to download mp3 of it!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# plus its a lot easier
to get away with reading a website than listening to a broadcast.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Let's try and get onto cable!
b3tv, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# well
at least the board is lemony fresh now.

OW! IT BURNS!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# burning! put it out! lemon fire!


oh.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# there is
something quite beautiful about that image.
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I fear the same,
Do they need some cake or something?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# i heard the challenge is going to be
how many reposts can you do in 1 hour
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# same as last week then?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# heh
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#3am
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# how werid
its very werid
(I helped save b3ta! belliemonster Oh, I'm sorry! Did I break your concentration?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# I use that product on all my ladies.
But I didn't know they did hats.

I think that's silly. I hope they did a hat test on some mice first.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Dawn!
And where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Where are you
unwell?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# The face area,
specifically the nose and throat and head.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I have been touring with Derek, who is now known as "50 Pence"
I am designing costumes and hair pieces.

It's been an exciting whirlwind of promotional tours, interviews, and I even opened a new Costcutter down Coldharbour Lane.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# it's not just michael
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Much sickness! You are enjoying that Ken site a bit too much!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Sick.
TJ

Joke:

The Weevil family were happy until one day ma and pa weevil were killed in car accident, leaving their two sons
Mike and Harry to look after there farm.

Mike was not a great farmer, so he decided to go to Hollywood to make his fortune.
Harry stayed on the farm and worked from dawn until dusk.

Sure enough Mike hit the big time appearing in the movies. And from that day forth Harry was always known as the lesser of two Weevils.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# but he was
a movie star, surely that's greater than being a farmer?
(Errol, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
#
thanks
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# now my post
makes me look odd

edit: also, no worries
(Errol, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Depends on the movie,
a movie about farming, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# ...and what do you think
film stars eat?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# starlight
and moondust.

obviously
(Errol, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# You're wrong,
they eat Superstar Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I fear you
may be right. I was thinking of popstars
(Errol, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Ken and Tommy?
This is how the rummors start.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Huzzah!
(Leopold_Alcox, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# That is simply
fantastic
(MrsA, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Oooh
Subtle.

I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# genius
first NH to make me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Cool and subtle... :)
BTW: minor TJ.

Isometric minesweeper plus exploding kittens?

www.faeriewarsgame.com/game.html

Cool....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# wooo to pic.
TJ i spazzed back but couldn't see anything. Did anyone else read the full page (ish) write up about resonace fm in metro this morning? didn't mention b3ta once though. even listed todays shows.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Yay, that's great!
Nohands is the only sympathetic person (?) in the whole picture.
Nevertheless: this is a THREADJACK: Have you seen this nice game? I liked it. No, I didn't make it - I wish I could make something like this.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# that comes back around every few months
and every time I bookmark it, find I already have it bookmarked, swear that this time I'll play it through properly, and never do...

thanks for re-reminding me!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Erm...
well, you're welcome - sorry about the glasscockery anyway.
I got it from a US based email list. The funny thing was that they discussed all day how to solve this thing... and it took me about 20 minutes to solve it on my own. Americans, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# agreed
they just couldn't bothered moving the mouse
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# lizards and goats
Well, I'm stuck on the screen with the crawling lizards. Any hints?

Oh, and thanks for all the nice comments about the pic.
(Leopold_Alcox, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Spoke too soon
Solved it now
(Leopold_Alcox, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# and I just posted it on 4thur
without reading the board - now I feel really silly (not bad considering how silly I felt already)
(Symball, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I'm lost
am i missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# A compass?
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Cool,
Nuff said!
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# soopah!
makes me want to do this though...
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# You ask me? I say...
This board. Not enough camp Malaysian Sun Bears.

This rectify?
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# i haven't a clue what a camp malaysian sun bear is
but if that's one, yes. we need more.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Sargant!
I used you name in a post this morning - hope I did you justice - www.b3ta.com/board/2369276
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# dear god
thats... fantastic!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha
that's really inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# She enjoyed it as well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# you spunky
genius you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# all that needs
is a handbag
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# nah
it needs to be made INTO a handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# My thoughts
exactly
(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# true. like this one
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# now he is a queen!!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# excellent.
Much better. Camp, and well made-up. All he needs now is a TV with UK reception, and he can watch the Salon, and dream of working there. Maybe in the Sauna. Or, making brews.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# had a couple of dodgy Guinnesses last night...

aaah... the healing properties of tea.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Let me Guess
1 thorough 11 were OK, numbers 12 and 13 finished you off?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# After five pints of the black stuff...
...it becomes more like food than drink.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# it's the only drink served in pubs
that should come with a toothpick.

except sangria. and that's not often in pubs, just in grass-roofed beach hut bars.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# gay bars gay bars...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# you are so wrong.
i am as manly as manly men get, and i love grass-roofed beach hut bars. and bars in swimming pools in sunny countries, where you can sit and drink poofy cocktails in the sunshine and be pissed for your whole holiday. bliss.
i'm going to thailand for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# You lucky sod...
Though I suppose it isn't technically gay when they are Bi-Thais.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# i haven't been on holiday for ages
so i need and deserve this.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# I hope you have a lovely time...
...remember to clock the adam's apple before chatting up the locals.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# i'm
all about the german tourists, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Come to Exeter...
We've got a plentiful supply of Sangria, every Tuesday night at Timepiece Night Club.

I don't work for them, I just go there far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! mattl has moved to boston, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# i was born in devon
and it's shite, i'm not going back.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# aye
but it comes with built in warning system

Beer:
1. Drink
2. Burp
3. Pee
4. Goto 1, until you fall over

Stout:
1. Drink
2. Burp longer
3. Pee less often
4. Goto 1 until you feel too full, then sleep till
5. Next morning go to toilet thinking you had one too many. Black poo confirms suspicions.

This in fact isn't true - once full, shots replace it and you're even worse the next day. And it takews a lot to get full..
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# my suspicions were aroused
when one of the pints was served without a head. that can't be right!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# ouch
was it london you were drinking in?
When I'm there I find the quality of the pour is terrible. Something like 15 million was spent on the fast flow system to avoid taps being clothed over when busy.

Which murphy's then copied at a fraction of the price! :D
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# t'was in Southampton
I should've known better, but it's the only drink that doesn't give me extreme memory loss!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# there are some very good
pints of guiness to be had in london, if you know where to go....
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# this is probably true
I've just had bad experiences seem so many places feel the need (or pressure from diageo?) to stock it, regardless of knowing how to keep or pour it.

if you're ever in Irelnd, my advise would be drink it in dublin, but if you head south drink Murphy's instead - much nicer but seems to have less financial clout despite being part of the Heineken corp these days. (but then guinness is diageo - they're all somebody's bitch now)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# NIce
I know the feeling but mine is a stella hangover, help!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# ow
silly poultry
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Senser!
I remember a time in the mid nineties where I couldn't fucking move for senser. They seemed to be playing everywhere I went!
Oh, and the plural of Guinness is Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# guinnessessessesses
plural of plural of plural of plural of guinness
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I remember a time when you couldn't throw a brick near the university
without hitting someone wearing a James, Inspiral Carpets or Ned's Atomic Dustbin T-Shirt. It was almost a uniform.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# the
levellers
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# are
cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I'm listening to Ned's right now, in a fit of nostalgia
how bad is that?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# you say that like
it's a bad thing.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# not Guinni?
I have been duped.

edit: Fruit Salad light display anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# i didn't get out much back then
and this gig was 5 minutes down the road. hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# ooh
I know Senser. Well I know the drummer anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# I though it was...
"A Guiness please, no make that two"
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Really?
How do you know?

I just thought it was a mystery.

Personally I believe that languages evolve, which unfortunately means that people who can't spell, pluralise, or in fact use the correct word for their attempted meaning are in fact not 100% wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Yay!!
This self-portrait is not worthy of it's own thread, but fits in nicely with the picture above.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# nice socks
or are they wellies?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Wellies
Wellies Wellies Wellies Wellies Wellies Wellies

I like wellies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# They're calf-length leather boots
with heels.

Maybe.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Tha's fuckin great!
But not as great as the fact that I've just been given the afternoon off.
See you all Monday then!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Byeee sir
Have a lovely weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# that is
bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# put ken down ken!
you don't know where he's been!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Dirty Ken!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

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