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# BBCi... I see it in my sleep...
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:40, archived)
# ad review:
get rid of button, and just play the whole of the underworld tune they use.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# 4. Good plan, I'm sure they'll all believe you, now where to make a presidential visit?


Al Qaeda
England
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:33, archived)
# i have a simple solution
i just don't watch tv until i'm certain something i want to watch is on

which isn't that often
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# seconded
my parents watch, and I listen in from the computer desk if anything sounds particularly interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# you confident of getting the start time right?
because if you turn on 30 seconds early...
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# You're such a loyal, if lazy, employee.

I'm talking about the way you're defending the BBC by skiving.

In case anyone was wondering.

Which they're probably not.

Fuckass.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# actually my post was criticising the bbc for showing the bbci ads all the time.
never mind, back to your remedial english lessons, fuckwit.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I was being, uh,
post-modernist.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)
# good
comeback.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)
# i deliberately miss
the first minute or so


JUST IN CASE
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# and then you spend the rest of the show going
"who's that? is he the baddie?"

and people wonder why i killed my mother.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Hehehe...
"Showbiz news: Jenson Button to star in Live-Action Thunderbirds series"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha...
Thunderbird 2 seat isn't it?
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I didnt see him in the movie trailer
I just saw that person whos name may or may not be Bill.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# hehehe!
along with Keanu Reeves and a bit of 2x4
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# from what I can surmise
the only reason they have Mr. Button is because his surname is the same as the thing you press to get BBCi. How much public money did it take some advertising exec to think that one up? I think we should be told
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# i bet we had to pay the useless cunt
a shitload too

i want my money* back

* i don't actually pay our licence
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# it would certainly explain the success of ian wright.
he's changed his name by deed-poll to "ian wrightmanforpresentingasaturdayeveninglightentertainmentshow"
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# everytime I see him..
I want to punch him hard till he shuts up!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# it's a good job they wrote his name on the back of his chair.
otherwise no-one would know who the fuck he was.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# you're going to respond to every
jenson button bbci pic with that remark, aren't you? ;)
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# yes.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# good good

spontaneity brings FEAR
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# it's a good job they wrote his name on the back of his chair.
otherwise we'd have to brand it onto his forehead with a bent nail
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# now
thats television
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# "Hi! I'm Jenson Button.
You have no idea who I am, so my name is on the back of my seat. Apparently I'm a Formula One driver who never wins anything."
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# "Lets take it up a notch!"
*presses different button*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# As a motorsport nut, I likes Jenson
as a TV viewer I don't.
And as a man, I find the fact that he's nobbing that minx Louise Griffiths of Fame Academy hard to bear

In Jenson's defence, he's not as wooden as Michael Schumacher would be. But they'll only get him if BBCi has a new facility for...making shoes
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# i had a new-found respect for schumacher
when after winning the championship last year he got drunk and threw a fridge out of a window
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)
# sadly though, it instantly killed
the british driver, who was in the fridge at the time.

see that? a SATIRE on british f1 drivers/manufacturers. fuck you, ian hislop.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)
# gosh you are as funny a BBC producer
as Armando Ianucci
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:02, archived)
# yes.
yes i am.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# I have Tivo
/smugness
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# JB
is only marginally less annoying than those FA Cup ads with that crook Don King.....
(Doctor Evil, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# JB at least knows what a television is
Don King wouldn't know the FA cup if it bit his bollock off
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Big Jeff - The Aussie with no Cozzy


More here

(Repost with pic)
(MintSauce, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# you've posted ONE message
how is this a repost?

welcome aboard and all that.
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# well-observed
interesting...
(rednc, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# i think it's a deliberate
campaign of disinformation.
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Cos the first was crap an I forgot the picture ...
... so I deleted it.
(MintSauce, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)
# ah, i see.
well a fine second effort then.

woo to you.

edit: i find the choice of footwear in the pic to be the most disturbing element.
double woo.
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)
# hehe
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# BHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
is the noise i made when i saw that.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Hoorar
for brissolians!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Woo
that includes me
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# pfft
*strange snorking noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# strewth
thats a bit class
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Great Website
welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# yay
and woo
and everything else
:)
Edit: That's the best website I've seen since Half Giraffe. Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Struth!
That's great, mate!

Send a link in for the newsletter!
(Indole Ring, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Dear Daily Mail, I am disgusted by the number of immigrants in Britain. I am not racist, but it seems that every time I leave the house I am accosted by blue-skinned asylum seekers trying to sell me black-market goods.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# *gets out £20 note*

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Bagsie sloppy seconds
Mmmm... Smurfette... *drools*
/perverse form of Homer
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# you need to read that book that I'm always banging on about
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)
# that's another cartoon character that wants it
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Others include
Betty Rubble and She-Ra
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# !
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Don't forget Cheetara
Drooool.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# and 7-zark-7
mmmm robots
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# he was a bit fruity!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# i'm not fussy
7-zark-7, 1-rover-1, keyop, tiny, jason, mark, in that order, and princess would just have to damn well watch what she was missing.
that'll teach her for wearing stripey flares.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# what about
the cadbury's caramel bunny?
(chewbakayoko, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm....
......Betty Rubble
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# that Barney Rubble
is a lucky bastard and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# I
bet he's hung like a bear
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# yes
A koala bear.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# baby's
arm holding a blood orange.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# absolutely
charming image there
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# And jessica rabbit.
Obviously
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# April, from the turtles cartoons
had some cheeky charm to her

though why she insisted on always wearing them yellow overalls is a mystery
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# hmm... just me then...

as usual
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# no!
April wanted it.

April in the new turtles cartoon just wants a slap. She's not even wearing her sexy yellow boilersuit.
(Errol, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Betty Rubble
God. I soooo would. Especially in a twos-up with Natasha from "Rocky & Bullwinkle".
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Penelope Pitstop
as well. How could I forget?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# and...
Inspector Gadget's daughter, in a kind of pervy way.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# And
let's not forget the older version of Pebbles. Even if she was a ginge.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Oh come on now!
No-one's even mentioned Glynis yet.

What's wrong with you peeps?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# A vision of loveliness!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# i feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I've always been strangely drawn
to Marge Simpson
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# she's always been
strangely drawn

bah-dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# me too

but it puts me off that homer's been there you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
#
*throws up*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# My first love!

"Hay-yellp!! Hay-yellp!!"
(keef, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# how about that one from Dungeons and Dragons?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# what, uni?
it would put me off, all that bleating
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# meeeeh
Who's yer daddy?

meeehhhh

I actually meant Sheila
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# sometimes it gave me the horn
not literally, you understand...
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# mmmm....
Sheila off Dungeons and Dragons

plus Daphne from Scooby Doo
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# No, he was referring to the dungeon master.
It's all the dwarf pron he's been watching.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# wait cavaleir!
his portal is closing!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# o god
you've got me thinking of various cartoons with 'portals' or magic gates....


and goatse...

*vom*
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# For some reason
she makes me think of Daniella Westbrook.

Which is not meant to be a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Mmm
Here's my £20.

Does she have her A-levels?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# "A-levels, O-levels,
whatever you want, my friend. She is young... she do it good. You not regret it."
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I have to wonder...
If her skin is blue, what colour are her aureolae?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# navy blue
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# i did
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# What WAS the deal with Smurfette anyway?
Did she just do them all?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# yes, for £20
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Please see Donnie Darko
and then don't ask the question again.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# i've seen that
but somehow i'm not making the connection
(rednc, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# The teenage boys
have a discussion about Smurfettes role in the smurfs and whether she fucks them all.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Nearly got it out yesterday
but settled on 28 days later instead. Which was good.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I had numerous e-mails explaining the whole process
in rather unhealthy detail, when I was at university.
*boik*
[edit: the truth is she was created by gargamel to sow dissent among the smurfs]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# well that's your career
hosting daytime BBC television fucked then

(w/y/h)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# multi head madness!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# looks like the end of Blade.
Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# but with
vampire orang-utans instead. and on the lawn instead of the secret ancient underground daywalker sacrificial thingumebob. :)
(dognutz, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# That's the fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# That'll be living next to Sellafield then
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Oooooh
...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# why is this funny?
I'm laughing like an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# because he's heading to the
tree shredder
(dognutz, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# A barrowload
of chimps - Bliss!
(seamonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# that's
no chimps...
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# He looks like
he's taking them away to be dumbed...I bet he hass an Oranutang Heap behind his house.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# doesn't...
everyone?
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Thats
a right royal cockney barrel of monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Noooo!
Orangutangs are for Christmas, not just for wheelbarrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# haha
I love that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay
my faith in humanity is restored
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# i bet he's bringing them to...
The Orangapult!
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# shop that

do this now



déjà vu...
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# i am just an idea man today
you shop it.


we've been here before definitely.
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# my head's mashed
from an all-out job-application frenzy

shopping is impossible
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# I didn't
think him and Gail had any kids together?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# That has got me giggling........
.......like a tranny schoolgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# which one do you put the bananas in?
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# What kind of question
is that to ask a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# sick!
.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# I fear it may explode
and send its OranguSpores to infest the nation!

...actually, that might be quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# There may be trouble ahead....
That many mouths and only one bum hole eeeep!
(garfi3ld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Eeeeek!
W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# oi!
you its your fault!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)
# That's a bit of an
orangutangle!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# hide the bananas !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# that is your favourite
game isn't it?

TED: Heyup petal, fancy a game of hide the bananas?
MRS TED: Not tonight luv, I've got a headache
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# I
try not to wake her up
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# you are
a wise man in the ways of the boudoir!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# That's actually the last
page of Animal Man no1, as written by the lovely Grant Morrisson.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# See?
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# animal man!!
a vertigo comic produced by DC!! - well used to be i think its now finished!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Just
recognised your name because of that comment...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)
# It wasn't a Vertigo
title. It was just a good, mainstream DC title. Not pretentious enough to be Vertigo.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)
# pipe - paddle - quantum leap - barrymore
(garfi3ld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# errr
You bender?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)
# i dont get it
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)
# someone explain this to me
before i explode in a fit of rage
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# TJ: Ahhh that explains it then.
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_854131.html?menu=news.quirkies.showbizquirkies
Until now I couldn't quite put my finger on that gag reflex
(Rich Chestmat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# tube oar
chap hom?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# U, Oar, Al, Gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# yaaaay
:¬) *grin*
(garfi3ld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# very cryptic
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# gah!
now that i understand i'm even more compelled to explode in a fit of rage

*BOOM*




*splat* *thud* *splash*
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
thats good!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# u oar al gay?
translated: your all gay
am i correct?
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Urology!
Of course. Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Umm
They all have a "watery" connection, except for Al?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# I didn't spot that response at first
LMAO
(garfi3ld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)
# U-Right-Row-Al-Bender?
You right royal bender? :)
What's mi prize? :)

Or the obvious U Oar Al Gay....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Oooh
that one's much better
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# lol
I didn't think there was another in there.... all my woo am yours mate
(garfi3ld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# U Oar AL Gay?
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# woo syncronized groaning

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# afterning all


I could draw Scotsmen all day and not get bored of doing it
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# haha
brilliant =)
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# what happened
to 4rthur?

did i break it?

its telling me to phone mum
(Emohawk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# yes.
yes you did.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# oh bugga
not again
(Emohawk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# yay
afternoon Mr. On The Farm.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# YAY
And woo to the woo yay Asuka "theres no way I can lose!!!!!!!!!!" wooyay(yeah i know its when she says'this is the last one')
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Mmm...Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# fantastic
quite good and cleva
(Hobbes, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Haha!
Class in a glass. As always!
(Marwood, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# all scottish people look like that 100% fact
och aye the woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Naa
There's no syringe hanging oot his arm.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# I say,
that's really rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# marvellous
hoots mon (we all say this all the time in Scotchland)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# that's a good enough certificate of authenticity for me :)
I learnt everything I know about Scotland from watching The Family Ness
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# yea we all have thistle whistles
and w/y/hootsmon to the pic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Boab,
might be heading to glasgow for a weekend with the other half - any recommendations for things to see (and she's already refused to go see celtic play)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)
# yes. Go to this pub
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)
# will do!
:D

been there once before about 2 years ago, had a great time, totally underrated city. Excellent pubs. thakfully we had a list of good places for food drink and clubbing. Which I since lost.
I am so smart, S-M-R-T!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)
# but did he
have a gherkin a'lurkin aboot his jerkin?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# tee hee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# yay!
classic advert!
(Idid, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# that IS
a classic advert. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# To all Spaced fans

I dont know if anyone knows this yet but you can now see the Shaud of the Dead trailer Online! Im off to get some headphones to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# meant
to be a laugh that...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Aaaarrrrrrggghhhhhh
I missed this...
...
My local panto had brian in it and I missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Lucky
Escape.

I said

LUCKY ESCAPE.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# probably because
you spent Christmas in hiding
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Heh, the bloke in the yellow
shirt looks like Alan Titwank from here, but I doubt it would be so star-studded.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Erk
So where's local for you?

(he asked, having grown up in Dartford)
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Saw the
trailer yesterday at the cinema.

Looks bloody funny, just hope the film can live up the the trailer.
(Marwood, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# sure
looks like a zombie flick I wanna see....well that and the remake of day of the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Fan....
Effin' tastic!
(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Woo!
Must download trailer!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# With
Goblin-style soundtrack courtesy of my mate Pete!
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Wiggle it just a little bit, I wanna see you wiggle it just a little bit, as it grooves!

Click For Obesity
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Is that
Chris Moyles?

nicely done anim too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Nah
can't be.

I dont feel the urge to punch my monitor.
(Marwood, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Aciiiiiiiid! It burnt you to a painful mess of gluey gunge.

HO whoa for you!
80% President
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:49, archived)
# truffle shuffle !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# well spotted!
i knew it reminded me of something
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# wobble it
wobble it hard
(masterbassist, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# fuck
wipe!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# cock off
knob
(masterbassist, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# i can
smell your insides
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# very woo!
can i sound like more of a geek than i like to admit being - what tools you used?
(son of crazymum, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Cut and paste, eraser, transform and liquify
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# very
good
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# As It Grooves!
I thought it was "acid grooves" all this time and they were just chucking in a crap drugs reference for a laugh.
Crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# So did I
my google lyrics search told me that's what it was though.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)
# ...
*hurl*
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# bear?
what can you do with this puppy?
im on my dinner... just about to knock something up.

its taken from www.hypegallery.com btw


(Dr. Loosefingers, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)
# no no no no,
it's all wrong

you've got it all wrong
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# I thought the idea was
that you find a photoshopped image, post it here, then using our skills we have to deconstruct it to its original elements? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18, archived)
# i just don't know what to think any more

it's all so chaotic
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# taken from hypegallery
and hosted on a 'viral marketing specialist' server.
Please don't spam us poppet if that's what you're doing. It makes you look like a nob.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)
# that's kind of what i said
but in a cryptic 'oooh what does he mean?' way
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# true.
subtlety never was my strong point though. I should work in advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# yeah, either that
or one of them websites with a newsletter full of weird stuff and a messageboard full of reprobates

or something

or both

i dunno, your choice
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# god no
that would never work.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# if we build it
they will come
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# The Humane League
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:04, archived)
# what in the?
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# don't question it
just let it slide down the board
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
#
(Hobbes, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# i don't know what this is...
but i give it the Conan 'O' Barbarian seal of approval!

bugger, it's not linking properly
(Hobbes, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Not I
Have a 'Ronan' in the meantime:
(Mr_Douve, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)
# here comes the mirror man! It's Carrie Oakey.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# ha
ha ha!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# I understand,
And I like
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
mr oakey in the hoooouuuusssseeee
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# thanks!
I get the impression that I'm playing to the over 30's!!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# The infidel strikes back
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Sikh Cut!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# buh-dum
...
/tumbleweed
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# tiiiiiiiiiiiiish
afternoon all!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# you've missed an 'n'
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Snilk?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# eh?
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# I had silk cut in my head, and couldn;t think of anything.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Woo!

Hmmm, it's just not the same seeing Silk Cut without the overt sexual imagery...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# so the fact that i find it arousing is wrong,
yes?
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Waddaya mean no overt sexual
imagery - it's got the housewives fave in it. Gussets will be growing moist all over the country.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Pakistani Recipes !!!

Pakistani Recipes are all the rage.

Check out the forums but avoid loitering; a flash animation prevents anyone from clicking the links.



recepies sound great.
(I helped save b3ta! Joelf, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# I like spam!
errrr - no I don't.

edit: Is this your work? why oh why put it up here in a new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:56, archived)
#
(kebab, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Spam Pasanda?
Very nice if cooked correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Spam
Rogan Josh.

mmmmmm....spam....

God Bless Hormel
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# have you got any canadian recipies?
or ones involving your brain?
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# people from other cultures?
hahahaha! Almost as funny as fat people ahahahahah.


oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Perhaps it is a genuine effort to educate us in cultural culinary diversity.
Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)
# nice.
can we have some west Indian receipes next?
Then some brazilian.

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# It seems
www.recipesource.com covers all your needs and more.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# woo!
and there was i looking for a recipe for something to do with butternut squash this morning. If only I'd known what a mine of information the board was to become I would've waited.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# how thoughtful
thank you
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:01, archived)
# why on earth is that interesting, joe?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# unless there's a recipe
for kitten biryani in there
then I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# not quite, but almost
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Mmm
curry...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# It's about time
I shopped a kitten



(SniffingGeneral, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# pearoast
(Rich Chestmat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
hands.
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Im laughing at the local shop, not the fact the kiten has been brutilly killed on a road.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# tubs!
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Twelvety!
(Marwood, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# groan.
But this is a local shop, for local kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# ha ha!
What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# bored.


so here's a pearoast.
(perkusfux, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# heh heh heh
feeling dirty now..
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:52, archived)
# I wonder how long
it will be before a George and Lynn movie is made...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Kill
the pearoaster.

/violent urge
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:52, archived)
# That my friend
is very very very impressive




p.s very very very
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:52, archived)
# hmm, how does reposting something mitigate your boredom?

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Suddenly, lots of people call you rude names
(Indole Ring, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# that is most artistic
Svenno has rarely been so elegant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# happens anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)
# that
bird is flying backwards!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# you're not subscribed to the new scientist are you?
big noise about a bird they shopped on the front cover a few weeks ago. It was coming in to land, but they removed its legs and tail feathers, and the net results was it looked like it was pointing in the wrong direction.

You see, it's not just us - even the cream of the nation's academics moan about poor shopping.... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Fuck!
That's just fabber than a really fab thing!

Christ only knows why I like it, seeing as you've butchered a pic I like.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# fantastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
arftastic
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# i would
so nail lynn while george sat on the sofa and jacked off.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Blogged.

BTW, has anyone else noticed that the Page 3 girls are now making editorial comments?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Yeah
It's fucking priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# More disposable animals:
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/animaux.htm
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# heheh
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# That's woo!
Even better would be sound effects and a button you could push to squash them. And kittens!
(Indole Ring, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# No kittens.
No noises.
No future!
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# The pig
looks very angry...

Mostest woo for angry pigs!
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# hurray
that's super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Quiz Show
to get adulterers back on the box
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# That's nice
I like the background. Did you do that yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah, it tuned out better than I hoped
Im aiming to create a huge dololop of badies and super heros in that style including the penguin, scorpion, spiderman, catwoman, rhinoguy, woulverine, cyclops, and others too.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# who the fuck is rhinoguy??
.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# one of the
spiderman baddies

if i remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:14, archived)
# a hilariously rubbish one
but then all the baddies in spiderman are very silly. cept for venom and carnage, who doth rock.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Woo!!! That am NICE!!!!! :)
(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I imagine it was quite troublesome
and possibly noisy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)
# luuurvely
(kebab, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I find it worrying
that they were in there to begin with.
Still, it looks nice enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# fab
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# hey
what's the problem with 4rthur?
(rednc, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I think
it's borken
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:52, archived)
# so i gathered
you can't see any messages either? i suppose someone has been kind enough to mail munkt0n?
(rednc, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# pub scheduler still works
LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# yay
good work there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Woo and yaysome!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)
# very very very good
woo and yays aplenty!
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Guest Spot Punnage, Part 2
(Mr_Douve, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Woo for spinning things!!
Pearost:
(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# hehehe
great spewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# joe-marrygoround.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Hit the vicar!
To claim you $500 instant reward.
/Fails to get punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# the wedding spinner?
or possibly the vicious circle of marriage.


possibly...
(gonzorv, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:52, archived)
# You can't blame him for staring really...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# What the fuck did she get them for
if it isn't for men to stare at them?
More to the point, why do I care?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Yeah
what would we do without Ananova entertainment picture news?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# wank to the stuff in our heads?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# at
work?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:47, archived)
# When *they*
aren't looking.
The cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# I wish to see
them revolving, in a kind of weird, Nork merry-go-round.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# I know what you mean
but I'm afraid I'm not that willing to suffer for my art.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# I would do it...
but I have not the way with alls at work.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Why is the area between a womans chest and hips called a waist?
'Cos you could fit another pair of tits there.
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwww
speaking of carve-ups I'm rather proud of what I've done with that fab jakko thing in the newsletter - doesn't deserve it's own thread though as I'm sure you've had plenty already
(Rich Chestmat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Whatever happens, don't look at it
/Raiders
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# ..If he only had a brain..
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I always had a thing for her when she was on Eastenders.
Her, Cindy and kathy.


Ohhh those were the days.
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# argh
*vomits*

Theresa di Marco, on the other hand...

actually, Theresa di Marco on either hand...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)

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