
get rid of button, and just play the whole of the underworld tune they use.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41,
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( , Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:33, archived)

i just don't watch tv until i'm certain something i want to watch is on
which isn't that often
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42,
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which isn't that often

my parents watch, and I listen in from the computer desk if anything sounds particularly interesting.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44,
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because if you turn on 30 seconds early...
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45,
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I'm talking about the way you're defending the BBC by skiving.
In case anyone was wondering.
Which they're probably not.
Fuckass.

never mind, back to your remedial english lessons, fuckwit.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49,
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"who's that? is he the baddie?"
and people wonder why i killed my mother.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48,
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and people wonder why i killed my mother.

"Showbiz news: Jenson Button to star in Live-Action Thunderbirds series"
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42,
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I just saw that person whos name may or may not be Bill.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44,
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the only reason they have Mr. Button is because his surname is the same as the thing you press to get BBCi. How much public money did it take some advertising exec to think that one up? I think we should be told
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43,
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a shitload too
i want my money* back
* i don't actually pay our licence
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44,
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i want my money* back
* i don't actually pay our licence

he's changed his name by deed-poll to "ian wrightmanforpresentingasaturdayeveninglightentertainmentshow"
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47,
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I want to punch him hard till he shuts up!!
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43,
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otherwise no-one would know who the fuck he was.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43,
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jenson button bbci pic with that remark, aren't you? ;)
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45,
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otherwise we'd have to brand it onto his forehead with a bent nail
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48,
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You have no idea who I am, so my name is on the back of my seat. Apparently I'm a Formula One driver who never wins anything."
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44,
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as a TV viewer I don't.
And as a man, I find the fact that he's nobbing that minx Louise Griffiths of Fame Academy hard to bear
In Jenson's defence, he's not as wooden as Michael Schumacher would be. But they'll only get him if BBCi has a new facility for...making shoes
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47,
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And as a man, I find the fact that he's nobbing that minx Louise Griffiths of Fame Academy hard to bear
In Jenson's defence, he's not as wooden as Michael Schumacher would be. But they'll only get him if BBCi has a new facility for...making shoes

when after winning the championship last year he got drunk and threw a fridge out of a window
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52,
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the british driver, who was in the fridge at the time.
see that? a SATIRE on british f1 drivers/manufacturers. fuck you, ian hislop.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:54,
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see that? a SATIRE on british f1 drivers/manufacturers. fuck you, ian hislop.

is only marginally less annoying than those FA Cup ads with that crook Don King.....
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47,
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Don King wouldn't know the FA cup if it bit his bollock off
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53,
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More here
(Repost with pic)

how is this a repost?
welcome aboard and all that.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34,
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welcome aboard and all that.

... so I deleted it.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59,
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well a fine second effort then.
woo to you.
edit: i find the choice of footwear in the pic to be the most disturbing element.
double woo.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03,
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woo to you.
edit: i find the choice of footwear in the pic to be the most disturbing element.
double woo.

and woo
and everything else
:)
Edit: That's the best website I've seen since Half Giraffe. Brilliant
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50,
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and everything else
:)
Edit: That's the best website I've seen since Half Giraffe. Brilliant



Mmmm... Smurfette... *drools*
/perverse form of Homer
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44,
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/perverse form of Homer

7-zark-7, 1-rover-1, keyop, tiny, jason, mark, in that order, and princess would just have to damn well watch what she was missing.
that'll teach her for wearing stripey flares.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:39,
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that'll teach her for wearing stripey flares.

had some cheeky charm to her
though why she insisted on always wearing them yellow overalls is a mystery
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34,
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though why she insisted on always wearing them yellow overalls is a mystery

April wanted it.
April in the new turtles cartoon just wants a slap. She's not even wearing her sexy yellow boilersuit.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50,
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April in the new turtles cartoon just wants a slap. She's not even wearing her sexy yellow boilersuit.

God. I soooo would. Especially in a twos-up with Natasha from "Rocky & Bullwinkle".
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34,
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let's not forget the older version of Pebbles. Even if she was a ginge.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:40,
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No-one's even mentioned Glynis yet.
What's wrong with you peeps?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41,
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What's wrong with you peeps?

not literally, you understand...
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:38,
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Sheila off Dungeons and Dragons
plus Daphne from Scooby Doo
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:39,
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plus Daphne from Scooby Doo

It's all the dwarf pron he's been watching.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37,
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you've got me thinking of various cartoons with 'portals' or magic gates....
and goatse...
*vom*
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:46,
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and goatse...
*vom*

she makes me think of Daniella Westbrook.
Which is not meant to be a compliment.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33,
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Which is not meant to be a compliment.

whatever you want, my friend. She is young... she do it good. You not regret it."
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32,
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If her skin is blue, what colour are her aureolae?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34,
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Did she just do them all?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32,
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and then don't ask the question again.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:36,
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have a discussion about Smurfettes role in the smurfs and whether she fucks them all.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53,
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but settled on 28 days later instead. Which was good.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51,
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in rather unhealthy detail, when I was at university.
*boik*
[edit: the truth is she was created by gargamel to sow dissent among the smurfs]
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41,
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*boik*
[edit: the truth is she was created by gargamel to sow dissent among the smurfs]

hosting daytime BBC television fucked then
(w/y/h)
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42,
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(w/y/h)

vampire orang-utans instead. and on the lawn instead of the secret ancient underground daywalker sacrificial thingumebob. :)
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22,
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he's taking them away to be dumbed...I bet he hass an Oranutang Heap behind his house.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22,
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Orangutangs are for Christmas, not just for wheelbarrows.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22,
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you shop it.
we've been here before definitely.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:26,
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we've been here before definitely.

from an all-out job-application frenzy
shopping is impossible
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:27,
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shopping is impossible

.......like a tranny schoolgirl.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42,
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and send its OranguSpores to infest the nation!
...actually, that might be quite good.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22,
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...actually, that might be quite good.

That many mouths and only one bum hole eeeep!
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22,
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game isn't it?
TED: Heyup petal, fancy a game of hide the bananas?
MRS TED: Not tonight luv, I've got a headache
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:30,
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TED: Heyup petal, fancy a game of hide the bananas?
MRS TED: Not tonight luv, I've got a headache

page of Animal Man no1, as written by the lovely Grant Morrisson.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:31,
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a vertigo comic produced by DC!! - well used to be i think its now finished!!
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48,
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title. It was just a good, mainstream DC title. Not pretentious enough to be Vertigo.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03,
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www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_854131.html?menu=news.quirkies.showbizquirkies
Until now I couldn't quite put my finger on that gag reflex
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18,
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Until now I couldn't quite put my finger on that gag reflex

now that i understand i'm even more compelled to explode in a fit of rage
*BOOM*
*splat* *thud* *splash*
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20,
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*BOOM*
*splat* *thud* *splash*

You right royal bender? :)
What's mi prize? :)
Or the obvious U Oar Al Gay....
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19,
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What's mi prize? :)
Or the obvious U Oar Al Gay....

I didn't think there was another in there.... all my woo am yours mate
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:25,
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I could draw Scotsmen all day and not get bored of doing it

to 4rthur?
did i break it?
its telling me to phone mum
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:20,
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did i break it?
its telling me to phone mum

And woo to the woo yay Asuka "theres no way I can lose!!!!!!!!!!" wooyay(yeah i know its when she says'this is the last one')
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:15,
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hoots mon (we all say this all the time in Scotchland)
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19,
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I learnt everything I know about Scotland from watching The Family Ness
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:26,
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and w/y/hootsmon to the pic! :)
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41,
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might be heading to glasgow for a weekend with the other half - any recommendations for things to see (and she's already refused to go see celtic play)
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52,
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:D
been there once before about 2 years ago, had a great time, totally underrated city. Excellent pubs. thakfully we had a list of good places for food drink and clubbing. Which I since lost.
I am so smart, S-M-R-T!
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10,
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been there once before about 2 years ago, had a great time, totally underrated city. Excellent pubs. thakfully we had a list of good places for food drink and clubbing. Which I since lost.
I am so smart, S-M-R-T!


I dont know if anyone knows this yet but you can now see the Shaud of the Dead trailer Online! Im off to get some headphones to hear it.

I missed this...

My local panto had brian in it and I missed it!
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:12,
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My local panto had brian in it and I missed it!

shirt looks like Alan Titwank from here, but I doubt it would be so star-studded.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16,
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So where's local for you?
(he asked, having grown up in Dartford)
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21,
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(he asked, having grown up in Dartford)

trailer yesterday at the cinema.
Looks bloody funny, just hope the film can live up the the trailer.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:13,
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Looks bloody funny, just hope the film can live up the the trailer.

looks like a zombie flick I wanna see....well that and the remake of day of the dead.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16,
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( , Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)


HO whoa for you!
80% President

can i sound like more of a geek than i like to admit being - what tools you used?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:12,
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I thought it was "acid grooves" all this time and they were just chucking in a crap drugs reference for a laugh.
Crazy.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:16,
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Crazy.

my google lyrics search told me that's what it was though.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:17,
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what can you do with this puppy?
im on my dinner... just about to knock something up.
its taken from www.hypegallery.com btw

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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:09,
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im on my dinner... just about to knock something up.
its taken from www.hypegallery.com btw


that you find a photoshopped image, post it here, then using our skills we have to deconstruct it to its original elements? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:18,
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and hosted on a 'viral marketing specialist' server.
Please don't spam us poppet if that's what you're doing. It makes you look like a nob.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:17,
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Please don't spam us poppet if that's what you're doing. It makes you look like a nob.

but in a cryptic 'oooh what does he mean?' way
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19,
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subtlety never was my strong point though. I should work in advertising.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:21,
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or one of them websites with a newsletter full of weird stuff and a messageboard full of reprobates
or something
or both
i dunno, your choice
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:24,
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or something
or both
i dunno, your choice

but i give it the Conan 'O' Barbarian seal of approval!
bugger, it's not linking properly
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:08,
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bugger, it's not linking properly

I get the impression that I'm playing to the over 30's!!
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33,
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Woo!
Hmmm, it's just not the same seeing Silk Cut without the overt sexual imagery...
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:03,
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Hmmm, it's just not the same seeing Silk Cut without the overt sexual imagery...

imagery - it's got the housewives fave in it. Gussets will be growing moist all over the country.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11,
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Pakistani Recipes are all the rage.
Check out the forums but avoid loitering; a flash animation prevents anyone from clicking the links.
recepies sound great.

errrr - no I don't.
edit: Is this your work? why oh why put it up here in a new thread?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:56,
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edit: Is this your work? why oh why put it up here in a new thread?

or ones involving your brain?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:57,
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hahahaha! Almost as funny as fat people ahahahahah.
oh.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00,
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oh.

Perhaps.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:09,
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can we have some west Indian receipes next?
Then some brazilian.
ta.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11,
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Then some brazilian.
ta.

and there was i looking for a recipe for something to do with butternut squash this morning. If only I'd known what a mine of information the board was to become I would've waited.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:19,
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for kitten biryani in there
then I don't understand
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:07,
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then I don't understand

Im laughing at the local shop, not the fact the kiten has been brutilly killed on a road.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:55,
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What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:00,
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it will be before a George and Lynn movie is made...
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:52,
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big noise about a bird they shopped on the front cover a few weeks ago. It was coming in to land, but they removed its legs and tail feathers, and the net results was it looked like it was pointing in the wrong direction.
You see, it's not just us - even the cream of the nation's academics moan about poor shopping.... :-)
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:11,
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You see, it's not just us - even the cream of the nation's academics moan about poor shopping.... :-)

That's just fabber than a really fab thing!
Christ only knows why I like it, seeing as you've butchered a pic I like.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:03,
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Christ only knows why I like it, seeing as you've butchered a pic I like.

so nail lynn while george sat on the sofa and jacked off.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:57,
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Blogged.
BTW, has anyone else noticed that the Page 3 girls are now making editorial comments?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:59,
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BTW, has anyone else noticed that the Page 3 girls are now making editorial comments?

Even better would be sound effects and a button you could push to squash them. And kittens!
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:53,
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Im aiming to create a huge dololop of badies and super heros in that style including the penguin, scorpion, spiderman, catwoman, rhinoguy, woulverine, cyclops, and others too.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:54,
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but then all the baddies in spiderman are very silly. cept for venom and carnage, who doth rock.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:38,
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that they were in there to begin with.
Still, it looks nice enough.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:49,
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Still, it looks nice enough.

you can't see any messages either? i suppose someone has been kind enough to mail munkt0n?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:53,
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To claim you $500 instant reward.
/Fails to get punnage
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:51,
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/Fails to get punnage

or possibly the vicious circle of marriage.
possibly...
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:52,
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possibly...

if it isn't for men to stare at them?
More to the point, why do I care?
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:44,
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More to the point, why do I care?

what would we do without Ananova entertainment picture news?
( ,
Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:45,
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them revolving, in a kind of weird, Nork merry-go-round.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:45,
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but I'm afraid I'm not that willing to suffer for my art.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:46,
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'Cos you could fit another pair of tits there.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:48,
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speaking of carve-ups I'm rather proud of what I've done with that fab jakko thing in the newsletter - doesn't deserve it's own thread though as I'm sure you've had plenty already

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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:49,
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Her, Cindy and kathy.
Ohhh those were the days.
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 13:50,
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Ohhh those were the days.

*vomits*
Theresa di Marco, on the other hand...
actually, Theresa di Marco on either hand...
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Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:22,
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Theresa di Marco, on the other hand...
actually, Theresa di Marco on either hand...
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