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# "Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

clickify for beautiful bigness
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# oo!
arty!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# That's awfully pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# nioce
combo
(Sigma5, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Maybe should have done Bush instead...


/speedage any better now?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# more
speedage
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# That m3rlin b3ta locator thingy
doesnt do the little patch of water between the UK and France... :(
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# less hastage =
more speedage




100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# hey
got my drag/drop quiz working now - thanks

wonder if i could pick your brains a little more - do you know how to "tell" something to take more than one frame to get to it's target within actionscript? at the moment they jump immediatly to their targets/home and i would like them to glide gracefully ;)

i.e. tweening, but from within actionscript
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# make it a movie clip with a stop frame at the start
then put the movement after that. give it an instance name and tell it to play
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# the thing is
the MC is being dragged, so it could be dropped anywhere - i.e. i couldn't have the movement within the MC as it would change each time it was dropped (is this right?)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# what is it youre trying to move gracefully?
the drag MC after youve dragged it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# yep -
the user will drag it to a target, and it will slide to the centre - if they drop it off-target it will slide back to it's start position.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# aha
if (correct = true) {
_root.draggable;
gotoandplay(2);
} else {
//it wont work for this it'll just snap back
}
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# thought that might work
but not really
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# would this work though?
i would think it would go to somewhere relative to the place it was dropped, rather than a pre-determined absolute location?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# yeah
not sure about that script
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# there has to be a way
but i dont know off the top of my head.

www.flashkit.com

has some useful things you can download. search the galleries for something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# err
its possible you could find some movement script and adapt it to your needs, such as making it move at a certain speed to a certain point
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# i have been using this tutorial:
www.wildform.com/tutorials/draganddrop/?sid=P3OP-NLEP-3fc088299622d&ref=

which has the smooth-bit included - however it no longer works when i set it up for multiple targets (as we discussed last night)

I can't see where i'm going wrong so just wondered if you knew what the relevant section was..


this._x -= (this._x-this.myFinalX)/5;
this._y -= (this._y-this.myFinalY)/5;


i assumed it was the "/5" part, but if i include that, the drag just moves a small (1/5?) distance towards the target - without it it snaps in one frame
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
#
this._x -= (this._x-this.myFinalX)/5;

this._y -= (this._y-this.myFinalY)/5;

so it takes the current position takes off your final xy each time, try putting /5 in the () or spaces somewhere

or perhaps you need an onclipevent(enterframe) {
this._x -= (this._x-this.myFinalX)/5;

this._y -= (this._y-this.myFinalY)/5;
}

because then it will move slowly back, /5 should be the speed. You might need an if clause to stop it though so it doesn't use up cpu power when still doing that equation
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# right..
i think i get it - i will have a bit more of a fiddle ;)

cheers again!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# no trouble
*doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# if you use that
it will never actually get to its target (thoertically)
although I like your logic.
I also like flash mx
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# 1/5 is right
you just need to keep doing it until you are close enough, so in the next frame put a gotoandplay back to this frame.

This causes it to loop forever, so in this frame, you need to check if it's as near as dammnit to where it should be, along the lines of

if abs(this._x-this.myFinalX)
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Argh!
another 2DTV post.

I hate being non fluffy, but then again I hate 2DTV!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Woo !!


Splennnndid !
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Nice woo.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Damn thats good!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# The feeling is mutual..
I like that Woo too
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# woo to the woo to the woo
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# multi-wooage
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# xaio xaio 1, yes?
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Well done Sir !
..I think that's correct
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Makes one larf!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# She's a filthy temptress,
but thats why I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# *Whispers*
Pssst it's tempTress with a 'T'
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Huh?
Muhahhahaha!
*Don't tell anybody, but I edited that message so nobody knows I can't spell good.*
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Pssst
don't mind me. i'm just pissing on your shoes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# That's ok I'm having a shit whilst sitting on your chimney.
(I would have replied to this sooner if I wasn't on the bus.)
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Surely in the land of urban myths....
you will be excuted for that, same as the rebels that put the stamp on upside down *gasp*
(Punk-Ass, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I would love a phone call from the palace,
"We've seen your picture on b3ta, it's kinda funny but we will have to decapitate you for it."

I hate the monarchy.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# bwa ha ha ha
Take me up the throne, poetry

vive la revoltion!
(driverchris, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Guy Fawks 2: the Revenge
Mmmmm, abolish the monarchy.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Guy (ahem) Fawkes 2
Sounds like a compo to me

sorry about the pedantry,
(driverchris, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Thats my second speling mistake I've made today.
I must be tyred.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# wise words, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# !
I can see your house from here...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *peers out of window*
really?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Stop looking through my window!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Huzzah for Arses !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# That really is
a touch on the NSFW side.

:-/
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# You cant imagine the number of people who have said that.
I'll shop a sfw version and post that next time. Promise.*
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Replace her arse with a fax machine !
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# you love it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# I didn't say I didn't love it.

It's just that... well... I'm supposed to be *working* here... and... well... you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Yeah but if you're going to get fired
might as well do it in style.

Plus it's my last day at this job on Friday anyway!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Woot for leaving your job!

I'm quitting my job in four weeks. It pays tonnes and it's a nice cushy government number but it's eating my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you*
*on an American helmet-mounted mirror for cyclists.

100% Fact.

Woo to pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# I think I had a dream about that once.
I dont' like it when b3ta intrudes into other bits of life. I nearly said 'fucksocks' to a new student last week too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# woo! for rear views!
(dognutz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# That advert always made me sad.
He could at least have eaten the jelly baby...

the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, ...etc
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# At first intrigued,
then confused then elated. make sure you read the little intro it's the best part.
www.unc.edu/~jdsmith/tongs/
(FrankZappa17_4, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# alt text rocks
'calling all tongers'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# very very
strange indeed. do sainsburys make them? i need a pair! arf




/feacly fingers cos im tongless
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Ooh
post no. 2828282
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Marvin "Balloon King" Marmot
blow you furry bastard


(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# woo for dextrous marmots!
and woo to your raise!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# thanks
I put my raise on and then decided it was a bit to crass so I took it off.

Was 3k by the way. woooo
(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# pish posh and prittle prattle!
you just don't want everyone badgering you for a free drink at the next bash!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# sadly
I never get parole from the wife and 3 kids to attend.

(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Woo'n'yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# hurrah! What a talent.
Now make one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# !
Marvin would love to blow on a big red cock....

but he spends all his time perfecting his balloon models.
(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# I want him for my
next party.*

Woo!

*For the Balloons, you filthy perverts.
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# That am Woo!
Hurray for Marmots!

(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# I hear they've found evidence of water on Mars
(wilesy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Arf!
Imagines that sign is changed to Golf Sale...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# NO! JUST DONT!
You'll start it off again.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Sorry...
snigger!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# yak......
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# fuck me
that was unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Wow
that took a long time to appear.
Edit: Thats very Woo. Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# A VERY LONG TIME!
but well worth the wait.
Have this:
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Lovely
And BIG

Edit: Apologies! Not big. Just slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# that's
brill!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahhaah!
that's tops, worth the wait!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# As a fellow yak appreciater
I have to give this a woo, yay and hoopla! Great pic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Crikey.
How marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# that is officially
woo unt yay unt hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Okay.. i'm adding this to the end in the HOPE that YOU the CREATOR might notice it


YOU made ME happy. i had THE MOST boring day (i'm supposedly an IT enfgineer) but because the day was SOOO boring i hacked into the government web server (i would never normally do this) and scrolled down to your anim,,,,


yes... it took ages to download....


BUT this resulted in the BEST pythonesk/adderesk overindulgent strained humour i have encountered for a long time and honestly...


before the yak threw up... long before...

i was already crying tears of joy...

i was taken from my place of work

i was teleported beyond this realm

and more than i can remember in MONTHS

MONTHS (i mean it) i was happy, happily crying tears of laughter, real laughter that i haven't produced in... well... bloody ages....


this anim did something good to me and i shall always fondly remember it (becuase i've saved it to my HDD)

i just wanted to say thankyou. even if i was to only person that ever saw it... i swear... it would have been worth your effort creating it because it did 'things' to me

like i said... the big file size is a bonus... it stretches out the humour.... until you are in pain from the laughter... actual pain


remember the simpsons episode with the rakes in the face....


like that.... only.....




better.


thankyou. i think i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Bloomin brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Yay
Samurai pizza cats
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# oooh
Family size!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# hi
cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Im in the middle
Of making a Speedy woo
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Theres a lot of this about today!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# brilliant
worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Lovely
Great chewing/talking lip action
(wilesy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# yay!
The board's jolly good today.
I should take a three hour lunch more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# ha ha
fab
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# that is fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# I say woo I say...
(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# That, sir...
...is bloody superb!!!

...I think it should be on the front page!!
(sbeck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# The AA took on a whole new marketing team...
Have you ever seen so many employed scousers???
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Calm Down, Calm Down!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Clam down?
Is that what the scouser said to the cockle-picker?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# I don't know what your talking about
*Whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Arf!
meeeeeeeeeerder?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# hehehheeh
that's my favourite scouse saying too!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# I prefer
"Hey la'. D'you wanna buy yer car radio bachhh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Scuury
Very Scuury.

Woo.
(Tarquin., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# You been
listening to Chris Moyles?

Woo, nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah in the car..
Was thinking about doing something all day...
Shame i can't be arsed to learn more shopping skills or it could have been a lot funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Still nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# do not speak his name
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# um...
have they got my numberplate?
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# ye-ah!
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# more
crap flash.

www.paulharckham.com/webthing/flashshooter2.htm

a never awaited sequel to my Mr.1st Person Shooter movie.
(robotrobotROBOT, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Hey Ricky, Go Ricky.

/humble apologogies if already done.
(Tarquin., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# *froth* *twitch*
*fits uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# haha, woo! you silly person
that makes i giggle!
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I am trying to imagine what his legs must be doing
to move his top half like that.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Well - where do you think tubs was?
oh
(Tarquin., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# is it
a no tail edward?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# *Runs Away*
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Flump Phuking put an end to the cult tv show
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
Pootle it
Pootle it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
that's brilliant

poor pootle, he'll be horrified
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# It's
Pootilicious.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# you're right
I think it is rather wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# oh
and sorry Pooty.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# I don't really follow
didn't have him on irish kids tv, but I can imagine what it'd be like
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Congratulations
You've brought my whole childhood crashing down.





*sobs in corner for rest of week*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# That happens a lot around here.
*joins in sobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# for the second time today
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# i don't know what that is
but something tells me it's NOT RIGHT...
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# You don't know the Flumps?
Sigh, the youth of today...

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I had a flumps activity book...

... but it didn't have *that* kind of activity in it.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Wind back to 1977 .....
I was 2 !!!
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I was minus six!
snot my fault!

i'm doing that match test thingy and it's scaring me, they all look like rapists. i think i might be gay.
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Minus six???!
I was already a very (im)mature 6....

Dating? Rapists? Gay?

What on earth are you on about? *

*please note, I may just be senile and the only person who does not know
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Make that two
I have no idea either
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# someone put a link to it below...
attraction.match.com/PhysicalAttractionTest.aspx i think.
it ask me to look at lots of pictures of blokes and they all ming. nearly all. hence, i think i'm going to do it again and say i love the boobies.

edit: wow! but in the end it said 'hugh jackman and christian bale'... i truly am the mistress of cock love once more.
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# i like

(Bertie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# :o
well really...

heheh
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# oh my word.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# yak yak
ahahahaha
(Sigma5, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Van Gif??
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# that
is brilliant, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# May I be the first to say..
ROLFMAYO!!!11!1!11!!ONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# May I be so bold as to put
a big woo here as I think that is wonderful.

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# woopy woo
thats very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# yay!
top joapiage!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# woopah doopah!

(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# heheh
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
That made me giggle at the end. WOO
(Experiment 626, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# good show,
old chap, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# I'm sure Rolf wasn't there a minute ago!
But he's made it all the more woosome for me! Top job!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# hohohohoho
that be ace!
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# superbness in a can!
top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# That first bit reminds me of those machines at service stations where they create a "hand drawn portrait" using some inbuilt photoshop thingummy, and have an animation of a spastic hand doing the sketching so you think it's real.

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# y'WHAT?
loon
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Haven't you seen them?

All those fat obese middle-england retards get really excited by them when they drive up and down the M1.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# I know what he's on about
I agree they are crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Phew!
I thought for a second I'd imagined it all... It all.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# maybe i should spend more time in service stations...
i have no idea, but it sounds totally insane. on the other hand, i think i certainly shouldn't.
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# You certainly should
they are the most fascinating places in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Excellent!
I think you may have coloured over the lines a couple of times!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# doouble woo!!!
worth an FP!
(Wombat Joe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# brilliant!
How did you get the stripped down and part-coloured versions? I shudder to think of the work involved if you made 'em yourself!
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# No fenceposts.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# genius!
(beneneuman, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Stick-o-Fanta!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# what IS that chicken up to?


number1
number2
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# devious little bastard
WOO!
(masterbassist, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Ooooh
that's woo that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# I dunno
but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# woo!
and again:
woo!
and again:
woo!
and again:
woo!
(yakmonkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# argh
so evil. I can't possibly reply to them all.
(and_ham, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# haha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Ha!
You're tip-top-smashing, you are!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# absail it
ABSAIL IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Up to no good, I'll bet

suspicious Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# I dunno ... but it's fanflippingtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# i like that
lots.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# that
is beautifully animated.

woo! yay! houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# thats fucking ace!

thats fucking ace!

thats fucking ace!

thats fucking ace!

thats fucking ace!

thats fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# anima-tastic
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# ta to you all!
that's a lunchtime well wasted then!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# I tell you what,
you are fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Very much woo.
/Daddy, can I have a chicken?
(Tarquin., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Yay for tactical Chickens!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# You wouldnt believe
How much I love that video clip, ive laughed many times.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Thankyou so much, have the 'POW' version too
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# YAY
To evil ninja kittens attaking babies!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Seriously
From when do cats go pow?!

Some people surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:10, archived)
# Absolutely Fantastic
love the Captain Wacky stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# damn evil chicken is smooth
waiting for the green hornet to pop out a window and say hi
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# That's rather lovely.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:22, archived)
# He still makes tigers disappear
Bit by bit.
(Bertie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# yellow
on white?


but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# thats vegas-style subtitles.
they like it yellow i'm told.
(Bertie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# ah
that's ok then.

merkins, eh? tcsh!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
#
precisely
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
#
I vaguely remember my UI courses. Contrast and progress reports are the bits I remember most.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# REVENGE!
TJ: Kroozmidz.co.uk has fallen due to a double pronged assault by b3ta and popbitch
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# mindpiss.
slashdotted to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# you had to mention THEM, didn't you
you dirty fucker

/blimey...no dinner=foul mouth...sorry
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# hehe to both!
that'll teach them to kroom midz
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# aaargh! keep it away from me!
(beneneuman, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# KILL IT
Now please.
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I don't know what that is but it's fucking disgusting
woo!


actually, it looks like some thing from the Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# seconded!
that there's a fine film by the way
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# It does rock it does.
it does.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# not a Kurt Russell fan are we?
just perchance... my boyfiend is the only person i know who loves mr. russell unconditionally and is disturbingly trying to get all of his films. even those which are sheeeeit.
mind you, he also has this.
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Actually no
I don't give a monkeys about Kurt Russell, I just like The Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# ps.
Boyfiend? sounds scary.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# oh he is, he is.
*sigh* i just wondered if there was another one out there... but it seems that it's not to be. Escape From New York is ace though.
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Tombstone's cool too

I think that has Kurt Russell in it somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Aaaghh!
That rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# aha
so that's what Keith Richards looks like when you shave his body.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# argh
looks away. intends to come back when image gone. it is most woo. i just can't look at it. :)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# *sob*




please, make it go away
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Put It out
Of Its Misery !

Woo BTW Fantastic *shopping*
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# fuck that
put it out of MY misery!
(haitch, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Seamless
great work

WOO!
(Gype, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# i bet he looks funny when he eats.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# hmmm
(the original woodsman, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# haha
marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Huzzah!
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# We've all been there



The North Pole, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# aw.
Is that from personal experience?
Bloody women.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I'll raise you this
magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0403/images/pc_sent.1.1.jpg?fs=seabed.nationalgeographic.com

It's my attempt to get into the Cute section of the next newsletter
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
It's a thin-spined porcupine, for those interested...

Not that this is just an excuse to look at my new donation icon, not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Hooray!
New wallpaper

/relurks
(wilesy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# oOH
Thanks DB!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# yay!
women. i never realised penguins could have such expressive faces before...
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# awww
your stuff is all so melancholic today...

still most woo tho!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Where you hiding under the sofa
when me last gf left?

Woo! and Yay! as always for your penguins.
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# The Saga 2: Episode 20
The Lesser Spotted Hopkinses (Mark II)'s spy inside Sauron's HQ reports his findings...



Saga 2 link is in my profile.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# superfantastisch!
!
(white_riot, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# That's
the stangest thing I ever saw...
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# oh my!
the plot thickens!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# you nutjcase
but i likes it i does
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# loooooooooooon!
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# RUINED THIS MAN'S LIFE!
(pinky shminky, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)

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