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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)
# ;)
(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Awww *pets*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Hahaha, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] boooooo BEEP! boooooooo BEEDLE-EEDLE-EEDLE
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:44, archived)
# The busses are always late
I wish the council would invest in microdrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)
# the QL - what a machine!
I really wanted a Sam Coupé but got an Amiga, which was equally fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Late? Round here [Ipswich] they don't exist!
So it seems if you try to catch one after 3pm. It usually goes like this -
+ arrive at bus stop round about 3.40pm
+ the bus should be coming in 15 minutes
+ you wait 15 minutes. No bus turns up.
+ you wait another 15 minutes. Still no bus.
+ you wait 10 more minutes when the bus after the one you wanted to catch should be turning up. That one doesn't show up either.
+ 45 minutes after that, four buses jammed to the seams with commuters sail by and completely ignore you. You swear it's quicker to f*cking walk in this town.

Not that I'm at all frustrated, yknow.
No, not at all.
I've no reason to be frustrated - I use a bike instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Get
a car
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:52, archived)
# I would, but for three reasons:
1) I can't afford a car.
2) I can't drive.
3) I can't afford driving lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)
# hoverboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
#
1) Steal a car
2) Learn by joyriding
3) See 2
4) ...
5) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# I know I'm from Ipswich but there was no need for that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:00, archived)
# ah
you can tell you're from Falkirk ; )

(mind you, I'm fae Coatbridge, so I can't really talk...)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:13, archived)
# you can't because
1. you make too many excuses


/in same boat as you :)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# hahaha, you mong. :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
You wait half an hour for the damn bus to turn up...
Then it crashes.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:48, archived)
# woo and yay
and a poke in teh belly!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:49, archived)
# not real..
it didn't crash,leaving you to adjust the volume
on your tape player!

edit:woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# This is painted on the wall of a carport in the alley behind my house.
I like it a lot.


the people also painted some stuff on the side of their house...i'll be sneaky and get some pics of that later.

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(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:39, archived)
# I like that a lot, too
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:41, archived)
# theres really four of those little dudes,
but i could only fit 2 on my phone at a time...mebbe i'll go back and get some more and use autostitch later...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Dooo eet :D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:43, archived)
# 'tis
rather nifty
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Oh, I completely forgot. I also went to Alexandra Palace, last Saturday. So have another panorama.

The photos from there are largely of magpies and my boyfriend, so no flickr goodness for those.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:37, archived)
# is your boyfriend
at one with the magpies ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)
# We saw eleven in one place (in Alexandra Park).
Eleven! That's something to do with Satan in the rhyme, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:39, archived)
# Google suggests various versions.
"ten for the devil's very own sel," whatever sel means. "ten for a time of joyous bliss," and "ten for gold". The only one I see that goes up to eleven makes it "a secret that will never be told". Lame.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:47, archived)
# Intriguing.
I wonder what to make of that.
Joyous bliss and secrets not to be told, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# "Sel" is poetic licence
aka sel' which is short (or Yorkshirese) for "self"

which still doesn't make a lot of sense, granted

yay for secretive joyous bliss though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# And there was me thinking it was French for 'salt'.
/Sarcastic sod.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Yeah right,
like "ten for the devil's very own French word for salt" makes for a memorable rhyme.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:00, archived)
# There once was a b3tan called Ptolly.
Who commited a crime of great folly.
He took the piss out of Caro,
And was dumped in a barrow,
And pushed infront of a big lorry.

There's a memorable rhyme for you! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:02, archived)
# ...
There once was a man from Tyersal[*]
Who named his tumble dryer Sal
It did a good job
Till it cut off his nob
So sadly he then had to fire Sal.

/improvised

[*] Near Bradford.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Wow
that was great. It scans and the stresses are all in the right places and everything.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)
# Heh
did you by any chance go to see Richard Herring at the Edinburgh festival?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:58, archived)
# oh very good
i tried to do a panorama of my studio, gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)
# I tried to do one of the V&A foyer ceiling.
But it came out looking rather crap. See, rather crap.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:41, archived)
# that am amazing
!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Nah, the bottom bows, and I hate that.
The top third isn't so bad though!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:43, archived)
# I quite like ti when they go a bit wrong! :)
To the Batcave!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Haha, yes, my garden went all swirly once.
I deleted that in rage though, as it was happy with 5 of the 6 I wanted stitching.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:47, archived)
# Well I think it's fabulous!
Although, I still say you should have spent longer lying on your back...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:44, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the ladies...
... who take you on dates to the V&A.

Edit: For those who care: better picture of glass chandelier here.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:46, archived)
# I've tried making panoramas
but they wind up going diagonally instead of in a straight line.
Funnily enough, so does my writing if there's no lines on the paper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:41, archived)
# panaromic pics rock
/disgusted at square screened monitor

(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Yay for panoramas!
have an abandoned fairground...

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Click for full Scooby Doo Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:42, archived)
# And you got away with it!
There weren't any pesky kids!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:43, archived)
# twas 6am and raining
There wern't anyone, not even a ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:44, archived)
# carny !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Likes panoramas
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Heres one of the Belvedere in Vienna
Pity about all the junk on the steps. Couldn't be arsed to shop it out.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:47, archived)
# that's a bit of a woosome one!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Ta
It was quite a woosome place. Loads of Klimt paintings and other great stuff inside.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Ooooh, I love Klimt. Beautiful stuff.
Past Times like him a lot too.
He's on hundreds of their products, mainly jewellry.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# It certainly is.
We went to see the Beethoven Frieze in the Secession building. Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Oooh... I've only done a couple.
This one, the V&A back a couple of threads, the chandelier, and the Derbyshire moors.
That is fantastic though, really really awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Thanks
I tried to stitch it together with photomerge in photoshop cs but it made a right mess of it so I used photostich which worked a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:59, archived)
# your photography
is most excellent!


young miss!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:47, archived)
# Mwahahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:37, archived)
# ooo
cool style
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:39, archived)
# Eek!
what a large head that man has.

(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:43, archived)
# nicetastic that man
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Henman should have a better chance of winning Wimbledon next year...

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:34, archived)
# oo wow
lovely and smooth
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:36, archived)
# bindun
but woo nonetheless!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:36, archived)
# WOO yay
that's huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Yay!
Lovely. Give yourself a front page.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:37, archived)
# much as I don`t like voting on FPs
this anim definitely deserves it

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:52, archived)
# I would have done it
but somebody jinxed it.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# I think there`ll be a blip in the User ID / no. of FP requests graph ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Smoooooooth!
Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)
# Nicely done.
Cheeky pearoast opportunity:
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)
# Mack In Rowe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
# that is friggin` A-1!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Proper grand.
They should install it for rain breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Thats incredibly smooth
Excellent work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:05, archived)
# That's cocking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:21, archived)
# As is your 'WOO YAY'.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 13:48, archived)
# that be
lovely that!!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Sat 27 Aug 2005, 0:23, archived)
# erm... you obviously don't play tennis.
as this is a singles game the inner lines would mark the edge of the court, not the outer ones.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 3:49, archived)
# hahaha you pedantic git!
*SPANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 8:32, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 10:12, archived)
# an excuse to pearoast my own I think....


arf...

and somebody did animate it..... cant find the thread, but its there somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# lazy
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 31 Aug 2005, 17:16, archived)
# That's some impressive work, that man.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 13:35, archived)
# That cocking wins.
That is the badger's flange.
(Tetsuo, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 17:08, archived)
# that's
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)
# wooo!
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 21:17, archived)
# he he
best one yet! Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Sun 28 Aug 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Good Chance for Henman...
I agree, if Wimbledon was played on those ancient Atari (I think) consoles then it would certainly improve his chances.
The spoiled, over-privelidged, little public-school nonce is obviously not up to the physical demands of real tennis. I bet he's expert at sitting in his room twiddling his nob though....
(MrBurns, Wed 31 Aug 2005, 1:50, archived)
# well done.
excellent
(xtalizer jams on it!, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 4:27, archived)
# This has
to be the best advert ever (yes, it is SFW)

/edit 12.3Mb
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:28, archived)
# ^^^ this
and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:32, archived)
# How nifty!
/Impulse buys.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:30, archived)
# wtf!!eightynine66 £
12mb!
Edit: but ho ha it is a classic :D
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Oh yes. Thats a classic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:30, archived)
# that is
loads old

but i still like it
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
it keeps getting more melodramatic right to the last drop.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:34, archived)
# I think you'll find you mean
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)
# hhahahahahahahhahahaa
hahahhahahahahahahah yes!
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:41, archived)
# BEST. ADVERT. EVER.
*buys a lifetime supply of blackcurrant tango*
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:42, archived)
# BEST. ADVERT. EVER.
but it tasted absolutely rank. Haven't seen it on the shelves in years.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# I think the board is slow tonight...
... it's making my man so angry he put a plant pot on his head...

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:20, archived)
# I know the feeling
I often sit on my own in a dark room with a plant pot on my head drinking beer and chris de iceburg on the stereo i got from a car boot sale for 8 quid.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# That's a man is it?
Looks more like an androgynous clown doll from a Stephen King book doing a Tommy Cooper impersonation.
"Juslikethat. Hhher. Hhher."

'Ning, all!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# I actually
laughed out loud at that post
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:33, archived)
# !
You did, eh?
Hhher. Hhher.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Seriously
it's the Hhher Hher that does it.

the noise that word makes in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:41, archived)
# What sort of a noise would that be?
Tommy Cooper really did sound like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Yay!
Live long and propagate!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] pearost fot teh compo




ning all!

EDIT - sorry for shiteness paintmashing is my speciality
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:16, archived)
# ha ha!
Has he got a backpack? Is there going to be a Sonic Boom?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:22, archived)
#

[wallpaper 1024x768] ~ [wallpaper 1280x1024]

(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:55, archived)
# ooh
dark!
woo

/edit your panoramas are lovely. here's one i did, if you're interested
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:56, archived)
# thanks
that one's lovely, really nice lighting
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:07, archived)
# My my! That's stunning.
My boyfriend works there :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:10, archived)
# That one's gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:12, archived)
# That am very lovely indeed!
Was it taken on Tuesday evening? There were some lovely skies over London at dusk - might've been something to do with the factory (?) blazing in the east end...

edit: here's one what I took out of the hotel bedroom window London sunset
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:13, archived)
# That reminds me, I saved the photos you sent me to my folders. That OK?
Also, I realised I left the CD cover behind... damn! Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Sure!
No problem! They're pretty naff quality as they were only "snapped" with my phone, but captured the moment rather nicely I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:20, archived)
# I tried to autostitch them but it was having none of it.
Ah well. They're super-duper-stunning though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Gah!
i love my new wallpaper =)
thanks
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Plahou?
this am good
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:00, archived)
# houpla!
tricky to get into order otherwise:)
cheers
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Ooh yes
so it does

I read "houpla" without noticing.

Spooky...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Plahou is better -
let's use it for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:18, archived)
# is everso good
but not terribly friendly you know!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:56, archived)
# oooo lovely
and awww he's stroking the bunny :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:57, archived)
# these are fucking class
and i thank you for yet another top wallpaper :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:57, archived)
# ooh!
thats great!

p.s. is the rock hand signal thing that people do at concerts like this "\m/" in smiley form? i can't remember.
(Zaza, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:58, archived)
# That's how I've seen it done, yes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:02, archived)
# you legend
thanks!
(Zaza, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Awww for the strokey-bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:59, archived)
# nice
especially the shaddows
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:59, archived)
# thanks for teh 1280 version
more of this :)

(I`ll spare you my new woo animation (see below))
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:00, archived)
# you make the best desktops.
Woo.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha
I really like that one for some reason.
The fact that it's blutac makes it less sadistic.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:01, archived)
# what if it's really old blutac?
It'd be like pushing his face into steel!

Woo Mr Nik. Topshop as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Your desktop is one evil place.
Hurrah! :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Kinky.
Kneadable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The little skamp - part 2
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
# yay!
another great game
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# bloody difficult though
i dont think i ever got past dracula
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:52, archived)
# if it's rainbow island
it was just a bubble bobble rip off, like the snowman one
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:54, archived)
# it was a sequel
not a rip-off :/
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:55, archived)
# i say bollox
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:57, archived)
# you always say bollox

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:00, archived)
# He's too well-mannered to really swear
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:03, archived)
# haahaahaaahaa
*falls off chair and bumps head*
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:12, archived)
# *surprise sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:13, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:15, archived)
# jealousy doesn't suit you :p
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:19, archived)
# *spongs*

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:16, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# *has a bit of a dance to some groovy tunes*
like mamas and teh papas!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Are all the leaves brown?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:30, archived)
# oh yes and
in fact the sky is grey!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:32, archived)
# That's depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:36, archived)
# but i went for a walk on a winters day!
i'd be safe and warm if i was in LA
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:40, archived)
# hehehehe
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:50, archived)
# 'somewhere over the rainbow..'
*sobs at people saying my singing is rubbish*
yay for pic
(Waxing an owl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Woo!
Have my new woo...

(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:53, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaargh
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:54, archived)
# I have to say
I think my life would be happier if I didn't see your new woo again.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:54, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrrrrrm thanks for that
funnel of love there
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Only by posting dross will you be spared.
MWUAUAAAUAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha!!!
good lord
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:56, archived)
# top animation
sick subject
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:57, archived)
# lordy lord lord!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:02, archived)
# That must have been a bitch to make
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:12, archived)
# If you`ve seen it once...
...you can draw it from memory.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Cheers everyone
more parts to come at a later date!
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:53, archived)
# i loved that game
and i loved magic pockets too
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:59, archived)
# I'm getting frustrated


That my GIF animator won't have a faster frame rate than 0.01s.
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:46, archived)
# yay!
thats cool! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Nervous twitch?
Nah, that's super! Nice lighting effect!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Ahh! Spider!
oh, wait.
Woo!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
# you are a frog
or an anthropomorphic lime
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
# is that the GIMP
you use?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:49, archived)
# ooo
that would loop better if you remove the first frame
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:51, archived)
# agreed
will do
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Ooh, it does.
(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:59, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:05, archived)
# um...0.01 delay?
*does some counting*

*runs out of fingers*

isn't that 100 frames per second?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:51, archived)
# it sure is
i don't think my eyes even run at that framespeed!!???
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:53, archived)
# No.
Eyes run at about 0.04
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:04, archived)
# This is at 0.04

See below for 0.02 version as proof firefox can do it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:18, archived)
# When I'm very pissed indeed
my eyes run at about 0.2 frames per second....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:34, archived)
# I remember an unpleasant experience on mushrooms
when I was only getting one frame every couple of minutes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Does this run faster?


edit - bah. not really. I put it to 'no delay' on the frames in Image Ready. and made it a bit smaller. ahh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Erm...

edit- No.
(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:53, archived)
# tis the browser that is the problem.
IE is 15 fps and FF is something like 25 fps. cannae get noo faster than tha' laddie
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Ahh
*makes notes* That would explain why it runs super speedy in IR but not in FF. ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Seems a bit slow.
Not sure I believe this.
But setting "no delay" triggers a default delay in browsers, as somebody Hagbard said the other day. It seems to equate to 0.1 in firefox. www.b3ta.com/board/5041333
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:06, archived)
# 25fps is perfectly speedy.
TV is only 24 fps and human eyes are only 26-29 fps.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Yes
But there was one time when I made an animation and somebody kept urging me to make it faster, and there was a difference between 0.04 (which I thought at the time was as fast as anything needed to go) and 0.01 (which I didn't think would make a difference, but it did). Granted, nobody would have been seeing every frame at that speed, but firefox played it back faster alright. Edit: maybe 0.02 not 0.01
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:14, archived)
# :D
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:16, archived)
# that's more to do with the way the animations are played back.
Unless you use the PRECISE value required to match the maximum fps of FF or IE, then some frames get kind of forgotten. The updates are always done at the rate FF plays back at, so if the frame delay is slightly larger than that, the excess builds up and every few frames, one frame will get played twice. It's a bit shit that way
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:18, archived)
# This is at 0.02
See above for 0.04 version to compare.

Sorry, what?
You mean the delay between frames is coerced into multiples of the browser's highest frame rate?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:19, archived)
# I know what you mean
www.b3ta.com/board/5053397
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Oh, er, sorry.
Congrats on your rapid finger movements.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:24, archived)
# There's nothing I can say to that
that won't make me look like a pervert
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Pervert!


Hey, you were right.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:28, archived)
# I'm using IE
and the second seems faster. Everyone will tell you that IE is slow and uses 15fps. I thought FF was 25, but it might be higher. Not much higher though.

As I said, the timing of gif playback is shit - it's not precisely what you set the delays too. It tends to choose a "near enough" delay and the rest of the time for that frame spills over to the next. No delay is the best bet for smooth animations, but you have no control over the actual speed between browsers that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Yes, this is plausible. Though I never noticed.
Probably because distinguishing an extra 25th of a second difference in the delay between frames isn't easy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:42, archived)
# pffft
Hull. Now. And pffft again
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:43, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:45, archived)
# That >
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:50, archived)
# the other <
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Oooh... if you insist!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:52, archived)
# *others*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Evening Miss
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Evening, lovely!
Did you see my glass cock? Or rather, Ptolemy's?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:05, archived)
# I did indeed :)
Where was that made then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:07, archived)
# The V&A Museum, London.
It's a wonderful, wonderful place.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Ive not been there in *thinks*
15 years or so. Museums are always ace.
A couple of Museum pics from my Holiday
Big Whale in NYC Natural History Museum

mm Soup
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:14, archived)
# We didn't get onto the Natural History Museum.
And we only had 30 mins in the Science Museum.
I love museum and galleries and stuff. Perhaps why I'm doing a degree course in Heritage!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Haha perfect course for you then
Dunno if you have seen them but some more of my holiday pics here *here*
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:19, archived)
# *Flickrises*.
And yes, be sure to visit when I'm all qualified and running a super duper museum somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:21, archived)
# I'll hold you to that.
I got a preview look round the imperial war museum in Manchester before it opened. That was all the ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:23, archived)
# heh
I used to love that game.. and Mikey? similar sort of thing except you go about kissing the girls and bumming people off seats from what I remember

UNTIL I`M DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:45, archived)
# what a beautiful song
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
# hey
you
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] *Cough*


W/y/h sir!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:46, archived)
# oh poo
and bum and tits
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# Not to worry, sir.
We've obviously been dining off the same hummus :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# it's funny
because one of the killers was in fact called eric
*chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:46, archived)
# ....


cfb

site/T-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:38, archived)
# rar!!
bloody excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:40, archived)
# cheers
it was suppose to be for a album cover! but its a little shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:42, archived)
# aww looks fine to me
although it isnt very square
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:44, archived)
# it'd have to be cropped
i might submit it - see what they think :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Shitting christ!
I was all happy getting drunk for Jessie, then you go and scare the crap out of me!
Fucking fantastic shop!

/tis actually a bit drunk.
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:41, archived)
# i was gonna get drunk tonight!
but couldnt decide what beer to buy! so i got nuts instead! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:42, archived)
# haha
I just bought loads of real ale, lovely stuff
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:43, archived)
# i was gonna buy some bud!
but i couldnt be bothered with the hang over :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Drunk nuts
Mmmmmmm

Pffff fff ff-fff ft
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:44, archived)
# brazil nuts!
you can tell as they have a little line of hair on them :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:45, archived)
# cheers,
I just sprayed a mouthful of precious beer on my monitor because of you!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:46, archived)
# licks monitor!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# Cripes!
Now I've gone and got teh fear!
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:41, archived)
# hehehhe
does the fear mind??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:43, archived)
# Not til the drink runs out
Then he's liable to get a bit arsey
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:45, archived)
# I think I speak for most of the board when I say, 'Eeeek!'.
And also, that's bloody fantastic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:41, archived)
# hahhaha
woo! and cheers! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:43, archived)
# My pleasure as always, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:45, archived)
# yay!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:54, archived)
# i'd fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:41, archived)
# yay!
i love that! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:43, archived)
# Cool
But shouldn't it say "YAY OOW" for the super spooky mirror image?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Hey Rev. you big hunk of lullyness
I knew it was you when I F5'd and felt like hiding
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:43, archived)
# hahahah 'ello Jessie!
:o) getting nicely drunk then??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Oh gosh am lovely yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:45, archived)
# what u drinking??
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Red wine
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:49, archived)
# yum!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:51, archived)
# REV, I'M DRUNK...and you aren't helping my mental state with pics like that aaaaagh
wooooo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
# everyones drunk
but me :o)



cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:49, archived)
# *offers a glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:50, archived)
# thanks!
drinks - feels happy! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:52, archived)
# And me. I don't bother much anymore.
I don't need to be drunk to have a good time/say stupid things.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Me either
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:51, archived)
# You know
I almost always make the same noise when I scroll down to see one of your pictures. It's something like "nyaaarrrggghhh".

Woo as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:52, archived)
# As some of you may know, I met up with the ever-so-sexy Ptolemy on Monday and Tuesday.

Have a look see what we got upto on Tuesday, here. Also, have a look at his massive glass cock, here. Phwoarrr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:38, archived)
# That is one fantastic cock.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Thank you very much.
I think we share the credit, 'great minds' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Well done both of you
and 'tis a lovely autostitch, as well
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Cheers m'dear! :)
Cut a load off the top because I have an aversion to the black areas.

This is in no way a racist comment. Just against useless space.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Looks nice, hope you had fun.
And I read it as 'Cocks and handles' too. :)
(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:44, archived)
# I know, silly people, choosing a confusing font.
Unless, of course, it was intentional, to force people to do a double-take of their shop.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:45, archived)
# autoresponse
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# Yummmm!
Love the cock!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Hey, that's my cock!
ha ha - glass cock indeed

we had a lovely time together, does it show?*


* may or may not be two entirely unrelated statements
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha - hello, gorgeous!
We certainly did have a super-duper time, and yes, it does.

Any chance of a quickie on MSN?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The little skamp
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:32, archived)
# I remember that from Live and Kicking...
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Live and kicking?!
All i can remember is Trev and Simon, ahhhhhhh happy days
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:37, archived)
# We don't do duvets
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:38, archived)
# swing your pants
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:38, archived)
# BORROWVAN
I have the trev and simon's stupid book, GOLDDUST!
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Haha!
My bro had that book as well, hope he's still got it!

Boventry!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Beard on a stick!
teehee
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:55, archived)
# *racks brains*
magic pockets!
ace game
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:43, archived)
# Bloody impossible tho
Is it me or do games get easier year after year?
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!

wtf?

hahahahahaha!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Quality!!!
Gold star for you
(Jonnyass, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:30, archived)
# haha
noice
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:30, archived)
# top
shop!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:31, archived)
# most ace
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Fan-bloody-tastic
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:32, archived)
# That is
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
thats the best thing ever

cunt
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:34, archived)
# I know
that's strong hummus he has.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Haha, ace.
Woo!
And FPd as well, congrats.
(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:40, archived)
# You're insane.
:D
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:40, archived)
# That's great!
first compo entry to make me snigger.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:53, archived)
# ahahaha
teh awesomeness!
(william_shatner, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Woo at you
and a deserved FP
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:01, archived)
# that's brill
that is
(pabc, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:05, archived)
# more of this
sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Winner
right there ^^
(Wombatovic, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# very
good
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Woo.
But what represents the ball? Surely it would have smacked the left one in the face.
(The_Epitome, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:33, archived)
# What a pong...
Not the funniest and not worthy of front page
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 0:14, archived)
# so
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Sat 27 Aug 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Yes it is...
on both counts.

Jealous? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Kaya, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 17:49, archived)
# quality
absolute immense-ness
(Jibbed, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 5:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
PANOWIE !
(osiem, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 7:59, archived)
#
that's skilliant
*****
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 9:09, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats bloody funny!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Sun 28 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
I dun a lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Yay!
Yay for meerkats.
(meercat, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 4:33, archived)
# that
makes a great animated phone background
woo!
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:37, archived)
#
Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
*stares at animated '5000 posts' nude dance to remind myself of you*

Edit, pffft! Mind if I drink with you?
/opens a beer
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Go ahead
*drunken sways*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:36, archived)
# woo!
*sings*
*hugs*
,
,
,
*waits to get slapped*
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:37, archived)
# ah
playing Super Mario Brothers 3 on the SNES were you?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:26, archived)
# you ninja edited that post!
kudos to the making of that post if you're that drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:30, archived)
# ;)
Love you too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:33, archived)
# You're a smelly spaz with wasps for hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:26, archived)
# damn
and I thought she was quite fit too...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:31, archived)
# 2nded
Be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:39, archived)
# again with the insults

I guess we're destined to be enemies.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Death's a bitch and then you mar...
...wait a sec....
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:27, archived)
# General pleasure for all you roach's cock
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:40, archived)
# sounds good.
Generally speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:41, archived)
# UNTIL
YOU`RE
DEAD


.. I warned you!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:27, archived)
# STICK A BADGER ON YOUR BONCE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:35, archived)
# have I missed something here?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:36, archived)
#
Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:38, archived)
# aha. I have missed something!
Must spazz back through the board...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Follow the yellow brick road*...
* Link
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
# ta
you da beste
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:50, archived)
# AND LEARN TO SPEAK ARAPAHOE!
AND THOSE TWO WET GITS, WITH THEIR GIRLY CURLY HAIR...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:37, archived)
# and I just lost
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:28, archived)
# hullo you!

do you really have wasps in your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:40, archived)
# I fell :(
Image Hosted by Anoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# that's not you

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:07, archived)
# i'm drunk too. Let's make hay!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:59, archived)
# YAY!

Edit: Oooh, Sheffield Bash! *is from nearby origianlly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:05, archived)
# *snogs*
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:22, archived)
# *buys*
*befriends*



...*sigh* same way I make all my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:23, archived)
#
*makes into daiquiri*



He's v nice mind
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Fill him full of vodka
Then send him here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:24, archived)
# does that work ?
*will try when studenty tiem starts again*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Yes, yes it does
Muchos Muchos drunkness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:27, archived)
# do you inject the vodka in ?
i must know your drunken secrets
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:33, archived)
# Take 1 bottle of dirt cheap vodka
Smash up a bag of Campinos (strawberry or peach)
Add sweets to bottle
Heat gently in saucpan of water - melt the sweets but don't boil off the alcohol!
Serve in large glasses to ladies, and watch them get very drunk trying to guess what the lovely fruity creamy drink is
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:34, archived)
# yay
it has come to my intention that i was not experimental enough in first year with my drinking and plan to rectify this.

although marmite vodka shot was quite awesome
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Vodka Jelly is a classic.
Its the slow release creeping pissedness of death thats a real winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# Take the melon
cut into bits, add to big bowl of gin, leave to marinade, eat alcohol infused melon, feel smug you're getting vitamins the good way
(Waxing an owl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:40, archived)
# *smashes with hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Awww. Poor melon.
I'll eat him be his friend.
(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Aww.
*buys*
*hugs*
*knits hat for*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:25, archived)
# aww lubberly
he goes well with me murdering Comfortably Numb on guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:28, archived)
# melon-choly?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:30, archived)
# ha
*punned !*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:33, archived)

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