
Bright eyes- Exactly what I was thinking.
"Where the f*ck is he going to stick that" also popped into my head.
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"Where the f*ck is he going to stick that" also popped into my head.


My 1st Ever Post
Hail Everybody Iv Checked This Web Site
So Many Times But Never Thought Of Posting
This Will Be My 1st Of Many
Lord Zelkren
UK BLACK METAL
(www.myspace.com/vividdreams666)
(www.vivid-dreams.co.uk)

what does that mean!
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if any of your jeans were new that your shirts will be blue!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29,
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until I realized nobody'd be brazen enough to joke about laundry
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:35,
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TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* repeat to fade
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having a great big fuss cos they keep stealing each others eyeliner and hair spray.
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*gets distracted*
*is happy*

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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:31,
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*is happy*

this is a overload of me , just to make the numbers up ;-)
www.freewebs.com/piratepixels/stuckinthemiddle.htm
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:31,
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www.freewebs.com/piratepixels/stuckinthemiddle.htm

gothic stuff on your site
im working on my site at the mo, theres a movie hellsbells rocky, gohic flash there
www.one.uk.tp/
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:45,
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im working on my site at the mo, theres a movie hellsbells rocky, gohic flash there
www.one.uk.tp/

A little rubbish, but happy ladies day Ladies.

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ladies day didn't quite take off this time did it?
how about 'normal b3ta year'? shall i put it in the calendar?
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:22,
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how about 'normal b3ta year'? shall i put it in the calendar?

What is normal now anyway? As of 1 year ago? 2 years ago? the beginning?
I'm all confused :(
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:24,
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I'm all confused :(

I liked old b3ta, just one board etc but sometimes new things are good and sometimes they suck. It's still b3ta though.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:28,
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all this 'this and that' day stuff sucks donkey balls
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:34,
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Not uncommon practice in communities where ladies make up a very small proportion of the membership.
And it worked too. : )
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:47,
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And it worked too. : )

The second by a man.
And that, sir, is the sound of my case being rested.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:36,
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And that, sir, is the sound of my case being rested.

maybe he has a stangely coloured blocky chest? and very dark nipples.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:32,
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I didn't really feel like staring at another guys torso for a few hours while I made it!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 19:02,
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Good or bad we know you too
I think you're* teh sex
*may be cheating
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:19,
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I think you're* teh sex
*may be cheating

Well, it wasn't exactly a work of many hours, be grateful for what you get damnit!
Happy birthday sexy!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:22,
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Happy birthday sexy!

(when I was about 14)
/school blog
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:18,
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/school blog

Boring fact No1: Purple is my fave colour. (closely followed my blue)
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:23,
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When I say 'obsession', it's really not an exaggeration
And I didn't think I could either, but I'm starting a new job Monday and it's very teh casual dress. YAY!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:25,
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And I didn't think I could either, but I'm starting a new job Monday and it's very teh casual dress. YAY!



NSFW pic of my whole head*
*may have misinterpreted the request
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:30,
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*may have misinterpreted the request

...I'd say that in this instance it's more an example of an odd sense of humour than a meanness ;)
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:36,
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I think I'm in here ;)
...yeah, I'm thinking it was more likely the inherent cuteness, and choice of wardrobe than a colour of hair
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:37,
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...yeah, I'm thinking it was more likely the inherent cuteness, and choice of wardrobe than a colour of hair

don't worry, this shall be the end of my initial first day of abismal output, i will now likely disappear

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hurrah!
edit: what is it? (but nice - notice I didn't say "what the fuck is it, noob"?)

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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:17,
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edit: what is it? (but nice - notice I didn't say "what the fuck is it, noob"?)

a local club of mine, and the first world war, and someone's lower back
*shrug* shapes and colours innit
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:21,
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*shrug* shapes and colours innit

i dont think i'm gonna defend this one.........now where's that arthur bloke...................
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It's better than my first post.
And some of the more recent ones, come to think of it.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:40,
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And some of the more recent ones, come to think of it.

stayin alive! Stayin alive!

arf arf arf arf, Stayin aliiiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiive....
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arf arf arf arf, Stayin aliiiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiive....

the criticism police are out in force
maybe because i gave them a reason to be...?

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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:05,
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maybe because i gave them a reason to be...?

i'll admit it...
i set it up at 12 FPS, but i think it exported at a faster rate...hangon...
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:09,
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i set it up at 12 FPS, but i think it exported at a faster rate...hangon...

that would give you about 83 milliseconds for each frame. try something like 8 fps.

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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15,
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It sold clothes designed for erm 'special' children in society. Perhaps belming makes you fatter or something.
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somebody help fluffy, that dance floor is electrecutin' him!
edit: but of course woo!.... how forgetful of me
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:07,
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edit: but of course woo!.... how forgetful of me

we're thinking june in the rose gardens downtown...
no little brown babies in our future for some years yet. ^_^
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:10,
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no little brown babies in our future for some years yet. ^_^

but i like it anyway
he's supposed to be a monkey but he looks like a bear

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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:34,
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he's supposed to be a monkey but he looks like a bear


but welcome new person :) pull up a chimp and feel free to undress and post silly pics some more
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:41,
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yes it has been done to death - better than you did it
edit: teh uplaod codez
"After viewing and carefully considering the real-time submissions ("Posts") submitted ("Posted") by other users ("b3tans") of this word wide web site ("b3ta"), the submitter ("Poster") of this Post would like to apologise for his behaviour ("Being an Intolerant Cock") and offer his sincere apologies ("Pull Up a Kitten, Have a Biscuit") to the b3tan who Posted the original Post which was the subject of his behaviour."
"The Poster would also like to point out that he was/is not alone"

shirley?
edit: you sir are bein a bit harsh to the noob! its his first post and it beats the shit out of a lot of other things he coulda done. woo to you noob!!
edit: also its newbie tuesday, so idont know what you were expecting
final edit: how gracious of you sir!
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edit: you sir are bein a bit harsh to the noob! its his first post and it beats the shit out of a lot of other things he coulda done. woo to you noob!!
edit: also its newbie tuesday, so idont know what you were expecting
final edit: how gracious of you sir!

yyeeeaahhh nooooobbb woooooo!
*coughs*
/ANIME!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:45,
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*coughs*
/ANIME!

y FAQ?
/edit Wind your fucking neck in already, it's not like it's a fucking ipod post you fucking fuck
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:38,
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/edit Wind your fucking neck in already, it's not like it's a fucking ipod post you fucking fuck

it am a noob, and it am newbie tuesday, and for a noob it could be faarrrrr worse. i rememebr when i was a noob and i got raped for my first post, and it was a bit shitty.
therefore, just to recap, shouting at noobs is crap, and dentarthurdent is afag* weak weak man for not having the courage of his convictions
AICMFP!
edit: woo! woo!
*does a little dance*
yay! yay!
*touches self*
*later withdrawn so as not to cause offence
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:01,
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therefore, just to recap, shouting at noobs is crap, and dentarthurdent is a
AICMFP!
edit: woo! woo!
*does a little dance*
yay! yay!
*touches self*
*later withdrawn so as not to cause offence

edit/ oops forgot: you're a fucking cock!
edit edit/ after considering your withdrawal and apology, I downgrade you to a twat.
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edit edit/ after considering your withdrawal and apology, I downgrade you to a twat.

POTATO!
SPOON!
IF YOU SAY THEM LONG AND LOUD ENOUGH THEY AM ALL TEH FUNNEH!!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:47,
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SPOON!
IF YOU SAY THEM LONG AND LOUD ENOUGH THEY AM ALL TEH FUNNEH!!

I find your name strangely alluring. Would you like to go for a walk in the shrubbery?
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hang on...... i think im missing somethin'........
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59,
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would love to, but I`m going to flit home to slip into something more comfortable and do girly stuff, like flicking the bean :)
*smooOOOOooooch*

is what all women do behind closed doors....every bloody chance they get......"its just flick, flick flick"..... filthy
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:04,
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goo nooob, wooooo!! dont pay attentiion to that ^ poo face
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:41,
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But woo to your first post.
/edit Ok, not your first post, but fuck it, woo anyway
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/edit Ok, not your first post, but fuck it, woo anyway

i knew id seen something like that before. i was beggining to worry i'd dreamed it!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15,
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edit: how cool!
F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5,

The green one is clearly evil.
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Woo for the original post and yay for the spermatazoa
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I dunno how you do that, but it rocks
I keep promising myself that I will make you a robot sometime.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:31,
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I keep promising myself that I will make you a robot sometime.

and I remember the elephant from the giraffe and the well, right?
cool stuff!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49,
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cool stuff!

fingers fast as lightning!
you are the thief! aicmfp!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:24,
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you are the thief! aicmfp!

When ginger people chase you out of their homes.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:26,
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We had what is being referred to as an intruder and, like good householders who are bricking it, we set the dogs on 'em (little furry dogs, not nasty skin-head dogs) and the copper knew us well (we had a half way house for convicts who were leaving prison) and so told us not to mentio this - turns out that if the dog even growls at a burglar you can be done (and will be done - a caught robber is going to have a brief) for assault and that is likely to be a bargaining tool for mr knicker bollocks.
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because when some drunken person knocked me of my bike, he tried to drive away, so I hit him full in the face with my crash helmet and broke the bastards eye socket. The police said this was reasonable behaviour because I was in fear for my own safety (after having already been hit once by the drunken old fucker). He did a runner back to Ireland before it came to court. Bastard.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:39,
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ew! why do you smell of sprouts??
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:47,
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"You'll never leave! mwahahahaha!!!!"
sorry.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:24,
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sorry.

Edit: Actually reminds me of a time our headmaster was giving an assembly and told us about him researching onthe internet for it. Unfortunately for him, and his naive little mind, the subject of teh assembly was nursing :?
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no, attempt at a cat with three legs, although it seems i neglected to give it any legs...
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13,
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she's looking for silver muff to munch
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12,
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That actually happened to my mate the other day - innocently looked for a picture of a cat on google images and quickly realised her mistake!
this was at work n'all - arf!
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this was at work n'all - arf!

And was looking up a great great uncle, whose surname was Kiddie. He was a model maker.
Guess the two words that I picked out to enter into Google.
Ouch.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27,
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Guess the two words that I picked out to enter into Google.
Ouch.

Used to work for a call center that sold electronics tried typing in Bush to find a supplier!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:57,
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He came in through the kitchen window and I disturbed him from shouting, "who's that?" from another room and he left via the frontdoor.
Phoned police and wife. Now waiting for them. Argh. Not nice.
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Phoned police and wife. Now waiting for them. Argh. Not nice.

Threadwasting like that!
Seriously though, I'm glad you're not hurt & I'm angry at the intruder.
Although my response could have been expected, being on b3ta and all.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:17,
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Seriously though, I'm glad you're not hurt & I'm angry at the intruder.
Although my response could have been expected, being on b3ta and all.

You have multiple accounts so you can vote for yourself in the image challenge?
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I've been trying to catch you all day.
Are you still interested in going to see Deerhoof?
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27,
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Are you still interested in going to see Deerhoof?

Then he wont have to sneek about
Edit:Happened when I was a nipper, mum comes upstairs and says theres a bloke in the kitchen, me and 3 mates say "yeah right", all toddle downstairs and find a bloke going throuhg mates jacket pockets. I slept with a machete under my bed for 6 months
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Edit:Happened when I was a nipper, mum comes upstairs and says theres a bloke in the kitchen, me and 3 mates say "yeah right", all toddle downstairs and find a bloke going throuhg mates jacket pockets. I slept with a machete under my bed for 6 months

was he annoyed about the voting system on the image challenges?
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"I didn't like the comment made by Fred in Dec 2003"
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did you put your gruff voice on
or did it escape all girly like...?
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11,
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or did it escape all girly like...?

it was over in about 10 seconds. Now I feel like shit and want my missus to come home.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12,
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I bet he's probably sh'ttin' himself as we speak.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13,
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The second person'll come through the door and rob can shout "Glasscock!" at them
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or he could hit them with a glasscock.
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*hides stripy jumper and swag bag*
we demand a picture of the event, like the pigeon piss thing
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we demand a picture of the event, like the pigeon piss thing

thats why I keep a nice blunt objects in various rooms. :)
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11,
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piece of wood under a sofa. etc
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:15,
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You see.. this is why I wear a longsword when I'm in the house!
Hope they catch the knobturd!!
edit: BTW I'm not joking about the sword
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12,
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Hope they catch the knobturd!!
edit: BTW I'm not joking about the sword

that's terrible. In the middle of the day too, wow!~

Fecking scary... hope he didn't manage to nick anything. At least it sounds like you scared him off, so hopefully he won't be back...
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he was asleep on the sofa one afternoon and some dude jumped through the window grabbed his phone and wallet and then jumped out the window, cheeky cunt.
get yourself a big stick or get out of the capital.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:18,
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get yourself a big stick or get out of the capital.

mind you there was a basement flat below him and the bugler would have had to have jumped from the front steps to a window ledge with the posibility of an 8-10 foot drop, so fair do's he had a bit of a task to get in.
it was in islington and re-inforced why i will never move back to london.
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it was in islington and re-inforced why i will never move back to london.

Talk board?
Only joking. Do you live in London? Police should be there by Thursday.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:18,
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Only joking. Do you live in London? Police should be there by Thursday.

and you scared him off.

^this^
but seriously, bastard! hope you're alright.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:21,
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but seriously, bastard! hope you're alright.


I made this as tribute

Glad you're alright. That's quite disturbing. Damn!
Get that contractor out immediately. Install a trap door. Next time, it's into the dungeon with him.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:20,
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Get that contractor out immediately. Install a trap door. Next time, it's into the dungeon with him.

Is that the best you could do?
No, seriously, glad you are all ok. I doubt very muchI'll he'll be back.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:21,
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No, seriously, glad you are all ok. I doubt very much

lock everything and cower, that's what i'd do in that situation
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:25,
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What we all need is a little more respec'
(hope you is ok)
(glad he wasn't a bottom bandit)
(sorry I've been keeping the police so busy down at Parliament Square)
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(hope you is ok)
(glad he wasn't a bottom bandit)
(sorry I've been keeping the police so busy down at Parliament Square)

I actually bought it to play baseball with, but nobody else wants to.
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Failing that, you could beat someone for one.

If that really is his car then he should be removed from society.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:35,
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SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
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My brother was robbed around 5pm, and the police said that it was a common time in the winter for robberies.
People aren't home from work yet, but it is nice and dark for skulduggery.
Talk softly, and carry a big stick (T. Roosevelt)
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:33,
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People aren't home from work yet, but it is nice and dark for skulduggery.
Talk softly, and carry a big stick (T. Roosevelt)

I just disturbed an intruder in the house.
It was scary and over very quickly.
At about 4.55 I heard some noise upstairs and shouted, "who's that?"
I heard them coming down the stairs. I half thought it was my wife and didn't know she was in. So I continued shouting, "who's that?"
So I come out my room as a bloke is at the bottom of the stairs.
I see the back of head, he's in a black hoody. I can't see his face, but his frame looks young, maybe 15 or so.
"What the fuck are you doing mate?" I shout, following him, with his back towards me.
He exits out the frontdoor, quickly but not running, and I open it maybe 2 or 3 seconds behind him and he's gone.
I briefly consider chasing, and then remember I'm a complete wimp and anyway getting stabbed is hardly worth it.
So I go upstairs and think, "what has he nicked?"
And from the look of it, nothing. But the kitchen window is wide open.
Quite an athletic little fucker, the only way through the window is via an adjacent first floor patio. So he's have to climb a wall, and then balance on a railing to enter the window sideways.
Come back downstairs and google, "Kentish Town Police" coz like a good little idiot I remember you shouldn't call 999 except in an emergency. Well, the guy is gone, so it doesn't feel like an emergency. So I get through to the local station and they tell me to call 999.
So I call 999. Mobile phones obviously have something special set up for this that I didn't know about as the screen says, "attempting to dial emergency number" or something.
Speak to the police for what seems like ages. Maybe 10 mins describing all what I've typed here. They say they'll send some guys round.
So I wait. I post on the board that I've had an intruder.
Police turn up and say, "Oh those emergcy people. They keep you on the phone too long."
Police basically say there's fuck all they can do but suggest putting YET MORE locks in the house.
Anyway. To conclude here's my lessons of the day.
* Phone 999 immediately.
* Ask the emergency services to send someone round and don't rabbit to them for ages.
* Pikey little toe-rags who break into my house are going to get me reading the Daily Mail going, "yes! I know!"
* I don't like intruders in the house. It's frightening.
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It was scary and over very quickly.
At about 4.55 I heard some noise upstairs and shouted, "who's that?"
I heard them coming down the stairs. I half thought it was my wife and didn't know she was in. So I continued shouting, "who's that?"
So I come out my room as a bloke is at the bottom of the stairs.
I see the back of head, he's in a black hoody. I can't see his face, but his frame looks young, maybe 15 or so.
"What the fuck are you doing mate?" I shout, following him, with his back towards me.
He exits out the frontdoor, quickly but not running, and I open it maybe 2 or 3 seconds behind him and he's gone.
I briefly consider chasing, and then remember I'm a complete wimp and anyway getting stabbed is hardly worth it.
So I go upstairs and think, "what has he nicked?"
And from the look of it, nothing. But the kitchen window is wide open.
Quite an athletic little fucker, the only way through the window is via an adjacent first floor patio. So he's have to climb a wall, and then balance on a railing to enter the window sideways.
Come back downstairs and google, "Kentish Town Police" coz like a good little idiot I remember you shouldn't call 999 except in an emergency. Well, the guy is gone, so it doesn't feel like an emergency. So I get through to the local station and they tell me to call 999.
So I call 999. Mobile phones obviously have something special set up for this that I didn't know about as the screen says, "attempting to dial emergency number" or something.
Speak to the police for what seems like ages. Maybe 10 mins describing all what I've typed here. They say they'll send some guys round.
So I wait. I post on the board that I've had an intruder.
Police turn up and say, "Oh those emergcy people. They keep you on the phone too long."
Police basically say there's fuck all they can do but suggest putting YET MORE locks in the house.
Anyway. To conclude here's my lessons of the day.
* Phone 999 immediately.
* Ask the emergency services to send someone round and don't rabbit to them for ages.
* Pikey little toe-rags who break into my house are going to get me reading the Daily Mail going, "yes! I know!"
* I don't like intruders in the house. It's frightening.

well mine lets me dail 911 which is usless as I'm not in america.
Bloody creepy having someone sneaking about your house, at least they haven't taken anything
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Bloody creepy having someone sneaking about your house, at least they haven't taken anything

and if the network is at full capacity, someone will get booted off to make room for your call
/factoid
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/factoid

my girlfriend had her mum visiting and space being limited due to it being a flat share they had to sleep in the same bed. she went out on the lash came home late and got into bed, at about 3am a burglar opened her bedroom window, her mum woke and screamed, the guy legged it, my girlfriend woke up and hurledall over her mum. class.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:52,
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someone tried the front door one evening when my mother was home alone with me.
My father returned to find her balancing me on one knee and a shotgun on the other.
edit: and this is gracielou, which makes the above statement slightly more legal
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15,
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My father returned to find her balancing me on one knee and a shotgun on the other.
edit: and this is gracielou, which makes the above statement slightly more legal

the same thing happened to mark llamarfarmer t'other day.
just a random fact there for you. that ones free.
p.s. hope the bastard didn't nick anything.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:21,
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just a random fact there for you. that ones free.
p.s. hope the bastard didn't nick anything.

Have this repost from earlier, 7 Megs MPG.
DJ WankR
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:04,
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DJ WankR

(chokes)
(confesses)

edit - now with linky goodness:
www.backingblair.co.uk/respect/
:o)
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:54,
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(confesses)

edit - now with linky goodness:
www.backingblair.co.uk/respect/
:o)

funny link from Galloway's constituents
Get George Back To Work
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:00,
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Get George Back To Work

for pointing out that the sky is blue
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:03,
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although the reference to Oona King probably means it was the local labour party that put it up not just a random constituent
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:04,
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George - at the very least see if you can cop a feel of Jodie Marsh's tits while you are in there.
Also there's nothing worse than an MP that nobody has ever heard of. I have no idea who my constituent MP is. Good on you George - you are putting your face in front of the voters of the next election.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:05,
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Also there's nothing worse than an MP that nobody has ever heard of. I have no idea who my constituent MP is. Good on you George - you are putting your face in front of the voters of the next election.

that self-promotion is more important to you than looking out for your constituents.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:19,
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K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Jack got a stalker! Jack got a stalker!
Woo! unt Yay!


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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55,
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Jack got a stalker! Jack got a stalker!
Woo! unt Yay!



Consortium of Disgruntled Creatives is one step closer to being re-united! Rah! :D
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:01,
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You're just getting blatent now, Mr J.
Personally I'd take cute over busty any day of the week.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55,
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Personally I'd take cute over busty any day of the week.

Very bored, so the boobs are absurd.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:57,
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*removes all sources of stimuli from JJ's environment*
get drawing, possibly some nuns
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:58,
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get drawing, possibly some nuns

Then we may get more cute faces and less in-need-of-a-flying-buttress.
Woo to it though, of course.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:59,
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Woo to it though, of course.

by Iron Butterly
/old Kerrang gag

I'd like to buy a JJ picture, but there's no way I could hang that on my wall.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:07,
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www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04054007%20Guns%20(Arms...).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04237455%20Commando%20(Going%20commando).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04264560%20Writers_Block.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04347645%20Cleric%20(BLAM!%20BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04067171%20Kitty_Aviatrix%20(Need%20a%20ride).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04132626%20War_Panda%20(Mix%20of%20ideas...%20Lady%20Knight%20riding%20a%20War%20Panda).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04150725%20Resevoir_Bitches.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04246654%20Cat_Venom%20(Don't%20worry....in%20a%20few%20minutes,%20you'll%20be%20juuuuuust%20like%20us).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04627041%20Pirate_Kat.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04661644%20Greetings.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04853254%20Geisha_Dragon.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04907635%20Walkies_with_Dinosaurs.jpg
*reveals secret JJ stash*
Edit: fixed links
Edit: 'twould have to be an orginal, not a print (fussy). Perhaps email me on <anything @ (the domain in those links)>?
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13,
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www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04237455%20Commando%20(Going%20commando).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04264560%20Writers_Block.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04347645%20Cleric%20(BLAM!%20BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04067171%20Kitty_Aviatrix%20(Need%20a%20ride).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04132626%20War_Panda%20(Mix%20of%20ideas...%20Lady%20Knight%20riding%20a%20War%20Panda).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04150725%20Resevoir_Bitches.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04246654%20Cat_Venom%20(Don't%20worry....in%20a%20few%20minutes,%20you'll%20be%20juuuuuust%20like%20us).jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04627041%20Pirate_Kat.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04661644%20Greetings.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04853254%20Geisha_Dragon.jpg
www.timjeanes.com/jollyjack/04907635%20Walkies_with_Dinosaurs.jpg
*reveals secret JJ stash*
Edit: fixed links
Edit: 'twould have to be an orginal, not a print (fussy). Perhaps email me on <anything @ (the domain in those links)>?

*Looks down* By that logic I must be really bored then. XD
Does that mean you currently have big moobs then, JJ?
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:08,
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Does that mean you currently have big moobs then, JJ?

Nearly time for home too!
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:56,
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but clearly NOT a nun.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:32,
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Just think how bad it was before they taught her how to drive backwards... or something.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55,
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and her mum still does,
she was pissssssed in the off license the other week, complaing that the shopkeeper had doen her out of 20p change.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55,
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she was pissssssed in the off license the other week, complaing that the shopkeeper had doen her out of 20p change.

got out of it though

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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27,
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Now now, I won't have any of this ak-abuse-i aimed at my Kris.
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Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:35,
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