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# Gerrrghhhh
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For All You Borgir Fans
(zelkren, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# what a bunch of nobbers
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# pfffft this
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I wouldnt want to be kicked by the bloke on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# i'd like to kick the guy on the left
and the one on the right
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# in the ballsack
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# looks like he's enjoying that spiky pole a little too much..
(lucyloo, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Bright eyes...
Bright eyes- Exactly what I was thinking.

"Where the f*ck is he going to stick that" also popped into my head.
(four and a half stars, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# "For All You Borgir Fans"
hehehe, who?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Not on ladies day!

disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Ah. That's
dodgy burger Dimmu Borgir, no?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# yesh
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
#
*looks around*
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# The Gangs All Here
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My 1st Ever Post

Hail Everybody Iv Checked This Web Site
So Many Times But Never Thought Of Posting
This Will Be My 1st Of Many

Lord Zelkren

UK BLACK METAL
(www.myspace.com/vividdreams666)
(www.vivid-dreams.co.uk)
(zelkren, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:22, archived)
# i didn't think blacks played metal

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# I just washed my jeans and tshirts on non-coulorfast-cottons wash
what does that mean!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:25, archived)
# It means
if any of your jeans were new that your shirts will be blue!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# damn!
I thought it was a racist metaphor!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# I did too
until I realized nobody'd be brazen enough to joke about laundry
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# YO FANJ! THEY SAYIN' WE TO BLACK MAAAAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# haha
WE NEED TO SHOW THEM WHAT TIME IT IS BOOOOYYYYEEEE!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch*
TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* TERMINATOR X! *scratch scratch* repeat to fade
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# learn teh href codes
cutting and pasting is sooo passeeeeey.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# hurrah! welcome to b3ta :) Pull up a gherkin, shop a shop, and firkle a murkle!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Thats Not A Bad First Post
But Whats With All The Caps?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:25, archived)
# its demi-1337 sp34k
it all the rage!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# bETTER tHAN aLL tHESE cAPS
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# black metal is just poofy men with long hair and make up on
having a great big fuss cos they keep stealing each others eyeliner and hair spray.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:25, archived)
# what's wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# it sounds crap..the music that is...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# change the 'men' to 'women' and you have just described any meeting of females on the planet EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# the human race is divide up into men and distractions
*gets distracted*
*is happy*
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# welcome and
this is a overload of me , just to make the numbers up ;-)

www.freewebs.com/piratepixels/stuckinthemiddle.htm
(I helped save b3ta! o0neo, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# cheers
thanks :oD
(zelkren, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# you should put some flashy
gothic stuff on your site

im working on my site at the mo, theres a movie hellsbells rocky, gohic flash there

www.one.uk.tp/
(I helped save b3ta! o0neo, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# thank you i will
is that the link
(zelkren, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# this is
www.angelfire.com/blues2/0ne/hellsbells.htm
(I helped save b3ta! o0neo, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)
# wanted to put more on it
but lost my evil motivation lol
(I helped save b3ta! o0neo, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Made for last ladies day.
A little rubbish, but happy ladies day Ladies.


(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:21, archived)
# hmmm
ladies day didn't quite take off this time did it?

how about 'normal b3ta year'? shall i put it in the calendar?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:22, archived)
# I doubt there'll ever be a normal year.
What is normal now anyway? As of 1 year ago? 2 years ago? the beginning?
I'm all confused :(
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# any time without a name or theme really
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Fair enough
I liked old b3ta, just one board etc but sometimes new things are good and sometimes they suck. It's still b3ta though.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# the calendar and talk board make no attempt to change what was already here, they are additions
all this 'this and that' day stuff sucks donkey balls
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Actually, the original ladies' day was an honest attempt to make the board a bit more lady-friendly
Not uncommon practice in communities where ladies make up a very small proportion of the membership.

And it worked too. : )
(Pachey, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Normal was
the year before we became confused
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# First one was organised by a lady
The second by a man.

And that, sir, is the sound of my case being rested.
(Pachey, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Why do I look at that and think
"Christian Bale" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# that's a good question
maybe he has a stangely coloured blocky chest? and very dark nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Thank you, woo
and would.
(Pachey, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# that's ok and
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
Self-portrait Dan?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# yea
I didn't really feel like staring at another guys torso for a few hours while I made it!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# That's you?
*adds to list of people to stalk*
(Pachey, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# :)
yay a stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Cor
*goes to take cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Yum!
Errr... I mean nice hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Google knows you well
Good or bad we know you too
I think you're* teh sex



*may be cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's BAD!

I love you lots and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:21, archived)
# *sticks tongue out*
Well, it wasn't exactly a work of many hours, be grateful for what you get damnit!

Happy birthday sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:22, archived)
# I think the worse it is
the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:23, archived)
# THIS*!


*may have been trying to write a silly one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# I had my hair in a purple mohawk once
(when I was about 14)

/school blog
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:18, archived)
# ~sniff~

*is a big girl now*
*is simply obsessed with purple*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:21, archived)
# oh no I didn't mean it like that! I don't think I could get away with it working in a sales office ;)
Boring fact No1: Purple is my fave colour. (closely followed my blue)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:23, archived)
# It's safe to say that is my favourite too
When I say 'obsession', it's really not an exaggeration

And I didn't think I could either, but I'm starting a new job Monday and it's very teh casual dress. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:25, archived)
# good for you! congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# got any pics ? i want to see that
and laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Nope. If I was too cool for school, then i'm certainly too cool for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# i used to have massive blue spikes in my hair so you'll find i am cooler than you !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# meh. I can't compete with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# WOOOOHYAY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Hoorah for purple
Is that your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# As of about 2 hours ago
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:20, archived)
# wooo!
Crazy hair rules.

Put up a pic of your whole head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Like this?
NSFW pic of my whole head*



*may have misinterpreted the request
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# you are a nasty person :(
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Whilst this IS potentially true
...I'd say that in this instance it's more an example of an odd sense of humour than a meanness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# I've seen harsher and more undeserved comments
but not often.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Golly!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# ceesus jhrist!
(Not magenta enough)
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Purple hair?
as a young chap, this lady had a strange effect on me....



or maybe it was the short skirts and bra-less tops they wore.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Heheh
I think I'm in here ;)


...yeah, I'm thinking it was more likely the inherent cuteness, and choice of wardrobe than a colour of hair
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# possibly not....
*cold shower time*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Skydiver string vests
*muck sweat*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Oh, I've done that!
It's fun!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# splurge
don't worry, this shall be the end of my initial first day of abismal output, i will now likely disappear

(jack mort - tXc, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:14, archived)
# no pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# .
no it's on the arse side
arse pubes are unsightly
(jack mort - tXc, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:18, archived)
# is that so....?
*shaves arse pubes*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:22, archived)
# um...
hurrah!

edit: what is it? (but nice - notice I didn't say "what the fuck is it, noob"?)

Please use something other than the transparency tool from now on, it's not very nice on the eyes and you can get much better output from more advanced tools.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:17, archived)
# it is
a local club of mine, and the first world war, and someone's lower back

*shrug* shapes and colours innit
(jack mort - tXc, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:21, archived)
# hmmmmm
i dont think i'm gonna defend this one.........now where's that arthur bloke...................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:17, archived)
# what?
(mark has stripey socks, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Well I like it
It's better than my first post.

And some of the more recent ones, come to think of it.
(Pachey, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Arf, arf, arf, arf
stayin alive! Stayin alive!

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arf arf arf arf, Stayin aliiiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiive....
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:03, archived)
# it's good
but it's more of a fit than a dance
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
# watch it
the criticism police are out in force

maybe because i gave them a reason to be...?

Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# he's right, you know...
i'll admit it...

i set it up at 12 FPS, but i think it exported at a faster rate...hangon...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# if there's a change on each frame, that's about right
that would give you about 83 milliseconds for each frame. try something like 8 fps.
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# ha!
i updated it to 8 fps RIGHT as you posted that! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# we're meant for each other!
*winks*
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
#
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# he's supposed to be a monkey but he looks like a bear
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# my friend came across a website the other week called 'special fit'
It sold clothes designed for erm 'special' children in society. Perhaps belming makes you fatter or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Linky?
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# can't find it at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:14, archived)
# haha
was it extra loose round the moobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# nooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooo
somebody help fluffy, that dance floor is electrecutin' him!

edit: but of course woo!.... how forgetful of me
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# how's the nuptial planning coming along?


pregnant yet?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# good...
we're thinking june in the rose gardens downtown...


no little brown babies in our future for some years yet. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
# woof woof woof woof
staying alive staying alive.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# this's been done to death
but i like it anyway
he's supposed to be a monkey but he looks like a bear

(jack mort - tXc, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# You sir,
are a Genuis.
(Dooley, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# /bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# wouldnt go that far
but welcome new person :) pull up a chimp and feel free to undress and post silly pics some more
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Notice
the spelling of "Genuis"...
(Dooley, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# o shit
woooo .... too late in the day to see !! love it
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Subtle
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

yes it has been done to death - better than you did it

edit: teh uplaod codez

"After viewing and carefully considering the real-time submissions ("Posts") submitted ("Posted") by other users ("b3tans") of this word wide web site ("b3ta"), the submitter ("Poster") of this Post would like to apologise for his behaviour ("Being an Intolerant Cock") and offer his sincere apologies ("Pull Up a Kitten, Have a Biscuit") to the b3tan who Posted the original Post which was the subject of his behaviour."

"The Poster would also like to point out that he was/is not alone"

Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# its not that bad!
shirley?

edit: you sir are bein a bit harsh to the noob! its his first post and it beats the shit out of a lot of other things he coulda done. woo to you noob!!

edit: also its newbie tuesday, so idont know what you were expecting


final edit: how gracious of you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# YEAAAAAA
go NOOB GO NOOB wooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# fuckin' woooooooooo
yyeeeaahhh nooooobbb woooooo!
*coughs*
/ANIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# FAQ?
y FAQ?

/edit Wind your fucking neck in already, it's not like it's a fucking ipod post you fucking fuck
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# these
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:57, archived)
# and this
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# he is right though.
(qdamik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:57, archived)
# yeah, but
it am a noob, and it am newbie tuesday, and for a noob it could be faarrrrr worse. i rememebr when i was a noob and i got raped for my first post, and it was a bit shitty.
therefore, just to recap, shouting at noobs is crap, and dentarthurdent is a fag* weak weak man for not having the courage of his convictions

AICMFP!

edit: woo! woo!
*does a little dance*
yay! yay!
*touches self*

*later withdrawn so as not to cause offence
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha
yes, i likey teh ipody jokey thing
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Which part of the FAQ would you like to draw our attention to?
edit/ oops forgot: you're a fucking cock!

edit edit/ after considering your withdrawal and apology, I downgrade you to a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# good lord
leave the newbie alone u anal yogurt
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Yoghurt yogurt yoghourt yogour
What a fucked up word!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# yip yooooo
yoooogurteyyogwort
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# SPORK!
LESBIAN!
these are also brilliant words!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# what about spungle
or backwash ........ eek
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# FRIDGE!
POTATO!
SPOON!
IF YOU SAY THEM LONG AND LOUD ENOUGH THEY AM ALL TEH FUNNEH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# HEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# BENCH!
THROTTAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
# HASLET HEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
# WILD HEDGES!
I find your name strangely alluring. Would you like to go for a walk in the shrubbery?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Prefab Sprout?
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Paddy McAloon?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# INSPIRAL CARPETS!
hang on...... i think im missing somethin'........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# so this is how it feels to be lonely....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# aaahhh
*huggles*

/almost definitely missing something here
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# parsley fields?

would love to, but I`m going to flit home to slip into something more comfortable and do girly stuff, like flicking the bean :)

*smooOOOOooooch*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# COR!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# ARF! ^this^
is what all women do behind closed doors....every bloody chance they get......"its just flick, flick flick"..... filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# wooooooooo fuckin goo noooob!!!!!!!
goo nooob, wooooo!! dont pay attentiion to that ^ poo face
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# King Louis-Philippe of France looks like a pear, lol!!!
bugpowder.com/andy/e.philipon.html
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# i thought he looked like Wolf?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!
Don't listen to them
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Bit of a multiple ear situation going on
But woo to your first post.

/edit Ok, not your first post, but fuck it, woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# yay!
i knew id seen something like that before. i was beggining to worry i'd dreamed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# that is a worrying dream
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# ROBOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# they don't celebrate it!

edit: how cool!

F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5,
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
#
they don't celebrate it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# nice robot
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# they don't celebrate it
EDIT: O,IC!
Woo!
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Is that a fellatio bot (the rounded mouthes ones, that is)
The green one is clearly evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# yes
those white marks aren't reflections
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# How rude of me.
Woo for the original post and yay for the spermatazoa
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Yay!
I dunno how you do that, but it rocks

I keep promising myself that I will make you a robot sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# robot rock! diddlediddle derr
robot rock! diddlediddle dee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Ace!
That's rather clever
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# ooooooooo!
that pwns me!

did you see this, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Woah!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# that's just brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# wow! that's ace
and I remember the elephant from the giraffe and the well, right?

cool stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:01, archived)
# I reckon he was after the uplaod codez..........
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!
fingers fast as lightning!

you are the thief! aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ha ha
Protect your dog rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Or was a rapist
with a Little Orphan Annie fixation
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Home defense equipment required!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# a vacuum cleaner?
!!Death by suction to the groin!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# It's fucking scary
When ginger people chase you out of their homes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Unleash the croccodiles!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# NO!
We had what is being referred to as an intruder and, like good householders who are bricking it, we set the dogs on 'em (little furry dogs, not nasty skin-head dogs) and the copper knew us well (we had a half way house for convicts who were leaving prison) and so told us not to mentio this - turns out that if the dog even growls at a burglar you can be done (and will be done - a caught robber is going to have a brief) for assault and that is likely to be a bargaining tool for mr knicker bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# That's intresting
because when some drunken person knocked me of my bike, he tried to drive away, so I hit him full in the face with my crash helmet and broke the bastards eye socket. The police said this was reasonable behaviour because I was in fear for my own safety (after having already been hit once by the drunken old fucker). He did a runner back to Ireland before it came to court. Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# When did Rik move back then?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# *clears throat*

cunt

 
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# what language for such a pretty girl!
ew! why do you smell of sprouts??
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# farty veggie lunchie!

*flarps from naughty bits*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# **Giggles**
*buys flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Service!

Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Customer retention manager?!?!?!
"You'll never leave! mwahahahaha!!!!"

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ....

(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Pffftt!!
Sillyness! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# ta
I was at work, sillyness was necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ha ha!
*tongues!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# *blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# !!
mmmmm! raspberry flavour!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Argh! I've looked through those binoculars!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# You mean
looked through french kissed
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# did they lick you?
?
(scarah, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha!
unexpected!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Toy Soldiers?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# She was confused about poor little Pussy's heritage...

(newfangle, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Is that an octogenarian hedgehog on teh floor?
Edit: Actually reminds me of a time our headmaster was giving an assembly and told us about him researching onthe internet for it. Unfortunately for him, and his naive little mind, the subject of teh assembly was nursing :?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# .
no, attempt at a cat with three legs, although it seems i neglected to give it any legs...
(newfangle, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Gran knows what she's doing
she's looking for silver muff to munch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# gran-slam.com
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# I don't even want to check to see if that is real!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# anal/denture-adventure.com
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# you have too many liquid areas in your brain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That actually happened to my mate the other day - innocently looked for a picture of a cat on google images and quickly realised her mistake!

this was at work n'all - arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I do genealogy in my spare time
And was looking up a great great uncle, whose surname was Kiddie. He was a model maker.

Guess the two words that I picked out to enter into Google.

Ouch.
(TheKidsOffTheShining, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# yeh right
genealogy
'uncle'

right
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
Old people + internet = bad things
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Pffftt
Used to work for a call center that sold electronics tried typing in Bush to find a supplier!
(Night Moose, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:57, archived)
# fuck me I'm shaking - just had an intruder in my house
He came in through the kitchen window and I disturbed him from shouting, "who's that?" from another room and he left via the frontdoor.

Phoned police and wife. Now waiting for them. Argh. Not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Bastard!
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I agree!
Threadwasting like that!

Seriously though, I'm glad you're not hurt & I'm angry at the intruder.

Although my response could have been expected, being on b3ta and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Your response?
You have multiple accounts so you can vote for yourself in the image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Oi! You!
I've been trying to catch you all day.
Are you still interested in going to see Deerhoof?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# argh! Hello!
yes and talk to you soon x
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# msn me when you get the chance
and I'll order tickets
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Oooh!
*hugs*

You ok Fuhrer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Just give your your butler a key
Then he wont have to sneek about

Edit:Happened when I was a nipper, mum comes upstairs and says theres a bloke in the kitchen, me and 3 mates say "yeah right", all toddle downstairs and find a bloke going throuhg mates jacket pockets. I slept with a machete under my bed for 6 months
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# It's probably a stalker
from this site
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# got mobile internet?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# crikey!
was he annoyed about the voting system on the image challenges?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# hehe
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Pfft!
This^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# well it's a step up from the normal moaning emails going
"I didn't like the comment made by Fred in Dec 2003"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# what a nasty fucker
glad you're all ok
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# bloody 'ell
hope they kneecap the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Ouch
happened to a friend of mine the other week
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# shouldn't laugh
did you put your gruff voice on
or did it escape all girly like...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# I wasn't scared until it was over - it was too quick
it was over in about 10 seconds. Now I feel like shit and want my missus to come home.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# He wont come back
I bet he's probably sh'ttin' himself as we speak.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# as long as no one starts a
Rob Rob's house band wagon....!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# nah
The second person'll come through the door and rob can shout "Glasscock!" at them
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# that would scare anyone away
or he could hit them with a glasscock.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# scary
*hides stripy jumper and swag bag*


we demand a picture of the event, like the pigeon piss thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Christ
thats why I keep a nice blunt objects in various rooms. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Large Maglight by the side of the bed?
Result.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# actually an old baseball bat under the bed!
piece of wood under a sofa. etc
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Arse-wipe.
Hope you are ok. Scum like that make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Crapolla!
You see.. this is why I wear a longsword when I'm in the house!

Hope they catch the knobturd!!

edit: BTW I'm not joking about the sword
(eight, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Protected by a silver spoon?

that's terrible. In the middle of the day too, wow!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# it's dark here
british winter time
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha.
Beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# fucking hell

avoids obligatory b3ta.com/talk gag
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Sorry to hear that :(
Fecking scary... hope he didn't manage to nick anything. At least it sounds like you scared him off, so hopefully he won't be back...
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# check your kitchen for hats
and kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# .
have the police turned up yet?
(newfangle, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# pfffft!
kitten, biscuit, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# thursday week, i would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# happened to my bro-in-law
he was asleep on the sofa one afternoon and some dude jumped through the window grabbed his phone and wallet and then jumped out the window, cheeky cunt.

get yourself a big stick or get out of the capital.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# *or live on the 3rd floor
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# yes
mind you there was a basement flat below him and the bugler would have had to have jumped from the front steps to a window ledge with the posibility of an 8-10 foot drop, so fair do's he had a bit of a task to get in.

it was in islington and re-inforced why i will never move back to london.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ERRM
Talk board?

Only joking. Do you live in London? Police should be there by Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Maybe he was bringing your laptop back,


and you scared him off.


(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
^this^

but seriously, bastard! hope you're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# We had the bastards in while I was in bed

I made this as tribute
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
#
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# you stupid twat
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# bloody hell
that's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# This is what trap doors were invented for.
Glad you're alright. That's quite disturbing. Damn!

Get that contractor out immediately. Install a trap door. Next time, it's into the dungeon with him.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# "Who's that?"
Is that the best you could do?

No, seriously, glad you are all ok. I doubt very much I'll he'll be back.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# jeez, still you're okay and they didn't take the computer!
lock everything and cower, that's what i'd do in that situation
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Tch.
What we all need is a little more respec'

(hope you is ok)
(glad he wasn't a bottom bandit)
(sorry I've been keeping the police so busy down at Parliament Square)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# This is why I own a baseball bat.
I actually bought it to play baseball with, but nobody else wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# good idea


no fuckers gonna carjack me!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Fucking Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# If that is actually your car, you deserve a medal.



Failing that, you could beat someone for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# To be honest,
If that really is his car then he should be removed from society.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# you sir
are both ace and scary
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
#
not much use inside the car - not enough swinging space
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# a nice soliD poke to the head, the hop out the car and start smashing
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
# dem Burglars
My brother was robbed around 5pm, and the police said that it was a common time in the winter for robberies.

People aren't home from work yet, but it is nice and dark for skulduggery.


Talk softly, and carry a big stick (T. Roosevelt)
(Flappers, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# just wrote up what happened for a friend - here it is if you are interested
I just disturbed an intruder in the house.

It was scary and over very quickly.

At about 4.55 I heard some noise upstairs and shouted, "who's that?"

I heard them coming down the stairs. I half thought it was my wife and didn't know she was in. So I continued shouting, "who's that?"

So I come out my room as a bloke is at the bottom of the stairs.

I see the back of head, he's in a black hoody. I can't see his face, but his frame looks young, maybe 15 or so.

"What the fuck are you doing mate?" I shout, following him, with his back towards me.

He exits out the frontdoor, quickly but not running, and I open it maybe 2 or 3 seconds behind him and he's gone.

I briefly consider chasing, and then remember I'm a complete wimp and anyway getting stabbed is hardly worth it.

So I go upstairs and think, "what has he nicked?"

And from the look of it, nothing. But the kitchen window is wide open.

Quite an athletic little fucker, the only way through the window is via an adjacent first floor patio. So he's have to climb a wall, and then balance on a railing to enter the window sideways.

Come back downstairs and google, "Kentish Town Police" coz like a good little idiot I remember you shouldn't call 999 except in an emergency. Well, the guy is gone, so it doesn't feel like an emergency. So I get through to the local station and they tell me to call 999.

So I call 999. Mobile phones obviously have something special set up for this that I didn't know about as the screen says, "attempting to dial emergency number" or something.

Speak to the police for what seems like ages. Maybe 10 mins describing all what I've typed here. They say they'll send some guys round.

So I wait. I post on the board that I've had an intruder.

Police turn up and say, "Oh those emergcy people. They keep you on the phone too long."

Police basically say there's fuck all they can do but suggest putting YET MORE locks in the house.

Anyway. To conclude here's my lessons of the day.

* Phone 999 immediately.
* Ask the emergency services to send someone round and don't rabbit to them for ages.
* Pikey little toe-rags who break into my house are going to get me reading the Daily Mail going, "yes! I know!"
* I don't like intruders in the house. It's frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Mobile phones let you dial 999 and 112 when the keypad is locked
well mine lets me dail 911 which is usless as I'm not in america.

Bloody creepy having someone sneaking about your house, at least they haven't taken anything
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# you can call them from any phone even without a sim
and if the network is at full capacity, someone will get booted off to make room for your call

/factoid
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:22, archived)
# nasty
my girlfriend had her mum visiting and space being limited due to it being a flat share they had to sleep in the same bed. she went out on the lash came home late and got into bed, at about 3am a burglar opened her bedroom window, her mum woke and screamed, the guy legged it, my girlfriend woke up and hurledall over her mum. class.
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# When I was a baby
someone tried the front door one evening when my mother was home alone with me.

My father returned to find her balancing me on one knee and a shotgun on the other.

edit: and this is gracielou, which makes the above statement slightly more legal
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# bloody spammers


glad nowt bad happened though ;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:18, archived)
# hey
the same thing happened to mark llamarfarmer t'other day.

just a random fact there for you. that ones free.

p.s. hope the bastard didn't nick anything.
(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Maybe he was returning your laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# no reason
(jack mort - tXc, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# a hatstand trifle
but lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# playing with the light switch?
tis most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# I do that sometimes.
Have this repost from earlier, 7 Megs MPG.
DJ WankR
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
#
hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# That's cool.
I think I know what's going on there.
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# tooth paste for dinner!
www.toothpastefordinner.com
(Logan X, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# (coughs)
(chokes)
(confesses)



edit - now with linky goodness:
www.backingblair.co.uk/respect/

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# meh
EDIT: Now it makes sense with the link..
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
ahahaha
haha
haha ha ha ha haha

hahaha hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# too true
funny link from Galloway's constituents

Get George Back To Work
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Galloway's a twat anyway
AICMFP
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# you can't rightfully claim five pounds
for pointing out that the sky is blue
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# True, true
*greedy for fivers*
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Good!
although the reference to Oona King probably means it was the local labour party that put it up not just a random constituent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# You cynical woman you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# my message...
George - at the very least see if you can cop a feel of Jodie Marsh's tits while you are in there.

Also there's nothing worse than an MP that nobody has ever heard of. I have no idea who my constituent MP is. Good on you George - you are putting your face in front of the voters of the next election.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Not to mention his moustache.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# and they'll all know
that self-promotion is more important to you than looking out for your constituents.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Almost.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Woo!
And whoop whoop! for home time in half an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# an airbag saved my liiiife....!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Jack and Nookie sitting inna tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Jack got a stalker! Jack got a stalker!

Woo! unt Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I do?
?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah!
you're right in there!

www.b3ta.com/board/5520745


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Psst!
She ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Ah!
Uber artist Niki B/H!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Her stuff on Deviant and everywhere is rather
woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# This I know.
I've seen it first hand.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# BOO!
Consortium of Disgruntled Creatives is one step closer to being re-united! Rah! :D
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Today: B3TA.
Tomorrow: THE WORLD!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# off to conquer?
leaving the secret files un-guarded.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# CDC?
sounds like a fun organisation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# ha ha!
rings a bell
oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Center for Disease Control?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# *disinfects!
ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# A free rash/weeping sore to all new members.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# ...and then the shirt will come off?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# mercy!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Holy crap!
You're just getting blatent now, Mr J.
Personally I'd take cute over busty any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Chest size is proportionate to the boredom of the artist.
Very bored, so the boobs are absurd.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
#
*removes all sources of stimuli from JJ's environment*

get drawing, possibly some nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# if only that worked
in real life
(stone the crows, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# I think you need to get laid
Then we may get more cute faces and less in-need-of-a-flying-buttress.

Woo to it though, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# in-neeed-of-a-flying-buttress

by Iron Butterly

/old Kerrang gag
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I'm a mercenary.
Boobs sell.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Yeah but no
I'd like to buy a JJ picture, but there's no way I could hang that on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# What kind of thing are you looking for?
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Ah, that explains it
*Looks down* By that logic I must be really bored then. XD
Does that mean you currently have big moobs then, JJ?
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# .......
......damn vending machine......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Mein Gott!
It's like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Hoorah for large breated time keepers
Nearly time for home too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Sexy (well would be if they were a bit smaller)
but clearly NOT a nun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# hey, this thing really works
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WINNAR!

Thass ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
ROLFMAYO etc..
:-D
(Londingham ., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# You're supposed to change one of the pictures....
arf!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# What is this thing?
I have missed this....
(Magic, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Just think how bad it was before they taught her how to drive backwards... or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Thet is vere woo XD
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Quick!
JJ is up there!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# X
cellent!
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# She used to live just off my road...
and her mum still does,
she was pissssssed in the off license the other week, complaing that the shopkeeper had doen her out of 20p change.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# hearty larf
Can I rent some of yer hummus, please?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# At last...
Someone worthy of my new Woo! Yay! gif...

(Truph Tooph, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Akabusi?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Awooga!
You're Awight! (You are right)
(Truph Tooph, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# I almost had to see that twat give a talk for my company
got out of it though

(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Not awight!
Now now, I won't have any of this ak-abuse-i aimed at my Kris.
(Truph Tooph, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# AHahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Haha, yes.
This is quite accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)

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