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# eeugh fear
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha
run awaaaay!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Roooooowwwwwrrr!
*boing*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# acenss
threadjack. does anyone here know how to use bastard autodesk Maya? and is kind hearted enough to help me sort out a small problem?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Argh!
gives me...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# hehehe
are they holding passports?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Passports of DOOOOOM!
yes they are :P
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Eek!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Nice Feer there sir!
*Bows and Woos*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:24, archived)
#


As my Bird quite rightly pointed out. What is Beyonce should have but a little more thought
in to the name of her latest album.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# yes yes
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I couldn't understand why she called her album that.
Now I do.

Woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Ah! Bidets are here again...
a da-da dada a da-da da da da daaaa
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Oof!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# "Bird"
?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# God she's ugly.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# ^this
Was she shopped to look that sad or did the cameraman pull the head off her kitten
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi
bidibidibidibidi...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# but don't americans
say bid!-ay
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I recall this being a mini bandwagon some time ago
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# She cant have seen Crocadile Dundee...
"Its fer washin' yer arse isnt it"
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
#
I was thinking about that as I made this.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# You know what they say; "Great minds..."
"think about 80's movies when they should be doing work"
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
music to wash clingers off with! - what a pisser !
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# sort of bindun, but I like her new expression

great minds etc.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Right, that's it, I'm off now.
My shit day's nearly over, so I'm having a quick beer that I don't really want but can't get out of, and then I'm off home to find out how badly my stepdaughter got beaten up at school today.

But before I go I've made this for you all: it's where I live (except that in real life it doesn't look like it was drawn by a 2-year-old)

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Sorry to hear about the stepdaughter mate!
I too am going to the pub for beer, but i want to go! :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# my brother's newborn son managed to swallow its own shit during birth and is in intensive care
Im going home to get pissed
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Crikey. Hope that turns out okay...
O_o
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# cheer up
we all love you!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# You live in a hedge?
Well done you!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Ha! At least you can see it's a hedge...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Your hedge is on fire....
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# what's going on with that hedge?
and is th\at a diver's helmet on the right?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Streetlights on the motorway in the distance...
And yes, a huge diver's helmet - it's the local landmark!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# ace
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# So anyway... urethral reroute?
Que?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# i'm trying to get people to google image it
and be disgusted
it's not a lifestyle choice or anything
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Ah, I see.
I wondered if it was something to do with your princes wand...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# i don't got a princes wand...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I thought you had?
Apologies... that's two b3tans I've mistaken you for today!

*sees psychotherapist for anti-mictoboy tablets*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# it was part of a conversation, but i've got hegar sounds, not a pw
so don't take the pills just yet
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# dont bother
I've been taking them for weeks and I still see him outside my window
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# I googled that.
I got strangely aroused. I'm off to the bathroom with a stanley knife and some savlon now.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I want to vomit
Why, oh why did I look at that. It was never going to be good.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# What worried me more was these:
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Oooh.
That looks good.

Better than my current model anyway.

/saves up for fancy metal thing blog
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck is that thing for?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I quite like this. It looks like the Hawick - Bonchester Bridge road.
Woo for making me want to live in the Bridge again.

Minor TJ: I was taking photos today. If you feel you can ignore/at least not laugh at the earlier posts, look at the area where I live: PHOTOGRAPHICAL STUFF! ITS GREEN AND LEAFY
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# This is charming.
Something about it just makes me smile, but in a slightly sad way, for some reason :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Or Reuters for that matter
Sorry to hear about your little lady, do you want me to go to her school with a lump hammer?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# =/ *smiles sadly*
Ha, no ta...

EDIT: Ha! Reuters, very good

*makes mental note to slap Cw with wet kipper next time I see her*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# No? Aw
*puts away pitchforks*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# So
I should pack my anti fish suit on thursday then!?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# No, you'll be okay tomorrow.
There's simply no way I can get hold of a wet kipper at that kind of short notice!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# there's nothing I like to see more than a lady with a lump hammer
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# If you're very lucky...
..I'll let you play with it
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# That's it Jack. Pretend nothing's happening
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# jacks off listening to whale music.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
believable
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# another crudely drawn cabinet member?
hee
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# arf!
fookin crazy wank action there
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# those are the scariest pubes
I've ever seen
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# why, thank you!
thats not the first time someone has said that to me........

edit: /fuckedupbushblog
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Hilarious!!
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# this one scores a very high number
in the Sunday Suns Top Ten CDC's ever!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Waffles are
gross.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# fuck the what now?
edit: at first i thought you'd shopped the waffle in, but then i saw that was original and the headphones were shopped, and things got a lot stranger. would you care to explain this?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# I don't think I can.
Dr. Strange posted the original. Blame him.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# wait - the waffle isn't shopped in over a cock?
she really loves the waffle?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# see, this was my thinking.
thats why it seems sooooo strange
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# but that would mean Dr Strange's versions was
unshopped!

actually, look at the hand - it'd be an odd cock that was being held by that hand - maybe it was cake, or cake like a cock, cockacake?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)
# That's Abi Titmuss AICMFP
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# haha
what?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Yeeah...
Eat that waffle, bitch!

(What is this, then?)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# oh i love that

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
Waffeley versatile, biatch!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# sigh.™


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# bad luck
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# had a bad day?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# They are bastards.
Everyone's favourite epilleptics.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Did they dent your big bore exhaust pipe
and damage your sports trim as well?

I'd check the roof spoiler too.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I hope they didn't smash his neons
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# "half the electric's out,
and the elastic's snapped on the furry dice"
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Bwa ha ha ha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# ;)
alas i don't own such chavvy addons
just a bog standard normal car
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# haha
(I've spent this afternoon trying to buy a set of tyres for my car. Two hundred and eighty fucking quid. Bastards)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# wtf............ouch
i remember my first car many years ago.
a rusty silver X reg metro, ran nicely on cheapo remoulds for a couple of years
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# It's my own fault
I'm nicking my dads chavvy alloys off his car, but i need to put tyres on them.

Yep, i had a mini, twenty quid a tyre! Bonus
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# was the X
for eXtreme!!!!!!!!!!! ?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# guess what....

my Rover is dead :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# did you over walk him?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Oh no!
What happened to it? What do you have now?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# my feet!
the head gasket has gone
i sold it for parts and am unlikely to be able
to afford a new motor till next year :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I would be interested to know how much you got for parts
I traded mine in earlier this year, and was told it was worth £50. haha! They still knocked £500 off my new car though.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh. until my new car started leaking water into the drivers footwell, but that's another story
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Ouch.
tyretraders.com are quite good, and cheap...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I've just had a look
I bought mine from blackcircles.com - they were 3 or 4 quid cheaper.

And tyretraders have an absolutely shocking website!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Aye, that they do!
The likes of which I can only aspire to! =D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# haha
unlucky
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# You mised out
"and are a bunch of cunts"

/well never go to them again blog
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
That's ace.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# We don't do Advent Calenders.....but if we did.......

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# they'd probably have tits in
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Bwah ha ha ha!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Squirrels with tits?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# grand
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha HA
Ha ha heh.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha
beautifully done
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Ta. :)
I shall post it at every mention of squirrels with tits.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# blind cobblers thumbs comes to mind
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# chapel hat pegs
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Scania wheel nuts
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# chimp's fingers
pygmy's cocks

and a massive woo to the pic
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# smuggled peanuts
also woo to the pic
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# I'll remember that one
for future use
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# *falls backwards off office chair*
*spluffs*
*spluff lands on face*

Damnit.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# wow!
bet the first few would be hard work though... cardigan number 4, wellies...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I'd like to pull that...
*spluff*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Fucking hell
That nipple looks like the end of a crayon. How disturbing.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# you mean yours aren't that big? ;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Nope
I'm still perfectly able to wear clothes without fear of permanently mis-shaping them.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# haha hurrah! :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
^this. Lack of aeriole = teh f34r
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Ooooh, l33t
Ello pickle, good to see you've gone back to the original name!

Caused me much confusion, that did.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# what did he change it to?
/didnt realise
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I can't remember
but it certainly wasn't the original and best.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I was briefly Blinky The Wondercat...
I think several people were confused by an apparent 'stranger' being over-familiar... even though I had "..is bored of being Hamster Trippin'' as my sig for about 3 weeks :P
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# pffft I don't even remember that
My short term memory is shite.

I am Richard hammond AICMFP
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# 3 weeks is NEVER enough!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Anyway
I'm back, and all's right with the world. Gawd bless you one and all.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# *glees*
Are you well?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Extremely!
Very very busy with worky-bollocks, it's getting in the way of making silly pictures. Though I'm hoping to knuckle down and get some serious slacking done in the very near future. How's you?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Excellent news!
I'm good ta, bit too busy with college work to do much slacking myself, but enjoying it nonetheless. Learning is fun!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# blobcat went through months of
telling people she was going to change
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# heheh
Hello luvverly!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Damn!
Am in uni so will have to wait
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# what the hell did she look like with 25 items of clothes on?~?~?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I imagine
she'll take those stockings off on the 26th and 27th.
Hurrah for post-boxing day!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# my you're being festive today jj
woo to stripping christmas elves!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# i'd like to see you have a strip advent calancer ready for december.
scarf, gloves, hat, the lot, tease us til we lose control.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Merry christmas!
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# yours would be the first to have 25days on it?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# pedunt
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# *googles Advent calendars*
......oh, poo.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Some have 25 days...




/sticking up for JJ blog

Now draw me a spider and a scorpion! =)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# THE BELLS!
THE BELLS!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Eurgh
her knickers are 25
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# years old
with a mouldy gusset
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I thought they were
jumble sale price tags.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# could very well be!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Fairly pricey knickers for a jumble sale
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# 25p?
I wouldn't know - really - it was a sort of guess.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# long time no see
how is life treating you and stuff? you moved didn't you... couldn't stand being warm?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I'd very much like an advent callendar like that.
with chocolate.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# That
Is the best idea I've ever seen!

*adds to Christmas list*

Edit: With the possible exception of the Lego advent calendar I saw in Woolies yesterday.

Hmm.. no, I prefer naked ladies. Just.
Someone must invent a sex powered cartoon television/scalectrix soon!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Tis good
but last year's had better bits in (yellow jetpacks! woo!)
2006
2007 *SPOILER ALERT*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# WHY DOES A TWO-YEAR-OLD HAVE TITS THE SIZE OF JORDAN'S?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# jj draws b3ta advent calendar
and someone writes nice java/html script for it to work? methinks that's a great idea
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# you could crack walnuts betwixt those thighs

can't we get bonfire night out the way first?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Oh




my....

*falls out of chair*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Mmmmm
bargain buckets
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Haha!
I was expecting it to have a bite...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# I don't see why it wouldn't
they are fed on a mashed up mess of dead chickens for the majority of their lives, they probably have quite the taste for it by that age.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# But those
herbs and spices . . . only the human palate can detect such subtle flavorings.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# and such classical dependancy drugs that are part of the secret recipe.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# That's far funnier than it should be!
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
i might have some for tea
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# i've just had some at work. Grand it was too.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# i gave up work
it was shite
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# don't blame ya
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# haha
not rat?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# haha!
i think it could do with a few more minutes...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# haha! TOO fresh
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Yum!
This made me hungry.

Irrelevance: Just read a research article by someone called Leming Wang.
Is that only funny to me?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I quite like KFC.
It's one of those dirty, secret things I need to do every now and again, like Pot Noodle, those Frijj! milkshakes, or raping nuns.

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# haha!
:D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I think you dropped these:
jjjjjjjjj

And that made me chuckle.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *gobbles*


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Extra! Extra!
Chicken in KFC bucket shock!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Superman!





Can anyone recommend any good graphic novels?
Recently read League of extrodinary gentlemen, return of the dark knight and the sin city comics, any other suggestions?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# "touching the bad place"
by
Huntley & Carr is supposed to be reeeaaallly moving

edit: their are one or two graphic novels recounting the events of 9/11 which i reckon would be pretty interesting. they might be shit, but you never know.........
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Watchmen
...and woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# hellboy
preacher
bone
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Arkham Asylum
is good. Joker ftw.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# that is good
i've not read it for ages
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# From Hell
Watchmen
V for Vendetta
Maus
Anything with Batman or Transformers in it
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# "From Hell" and "V for Vendetta"
are ones where you should either read the comic or watch the film, but not both.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen too
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Maus is absolutely stunning, isn't it?
... and I'll add "When the wind blows" by Raymond Briggs to the recommendations.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# WTWB!
classic!

but so sad!
*sniffs*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Maus is a work of art
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# ^ this
and also Palestine by Joe Stacco
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Woo!!
graphic novels comics.

Yep, Beano was always good.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# v for vendetta
sandman, any decent batman

[edit] thinking about it, get a load of old judge dredds as well
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Damnit
I was going to reccommend Sandman. Amazing series.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Ooh
The Complete Ballad of Halo Jones
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# ^This
Best 2000ad strip ever...imho imho imho....
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Best serial
Though best one-off strip has to be ABC Warriors' "Red Planet Blues" from the 1985 (or thenabouts) annual.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I remember that
where the 'dead' planet ain't that dead ;) ... brill strip! Yep - 1985 I reckon you're right.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# All
Alan Moore btw
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Walking Dead
f'ing ace

if you like Zombies
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ^ this
i'm collecting the reprints at the mo.

(up to 'best defence')
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Thirded!
I am loving the TPBs.

Graah!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Superman: Infinite City
Great artwork, nicely-beefed Superman, getting away from all the Routh nonsense.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# That reminds me, V for Vendetta is in Tesco.
At about £7.97. Would you like me to get it for you? Or will you Play.com it?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# it's 5.99 delivered from play.com
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Quite tempting.
The 2-disc is massively over-priced and does not come with any commentaries.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# How generous and lovely of you.
Is it the black and white or colour one?

Or do you mean the DVD?

You probably mean the DVD.

Is it 1 or 2 disc?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# I forget.
Does it matter?
Or would you rather go for Play?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I'm in the habit of buying the 2-discs.
And I doubt they will be in Tesco.

(And I bet the 2-disc has more Lovely Mr. Fry on it.)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Well, I'll have a look, and report back later.
Toodle-ooh, Mr-I'm-double-FP-tastic-man! ;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# BAKUNE YOUNG!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# The Ultimates
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Hallejulagobble
I will buy the collected works one day.....
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I've had my eye on that
all the ones I bought years ago got lost/ borrowed
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Same here, I used to have quite a few
And they all got dog-eared and borrowed and never returned... but one day I will own them all!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Seems like you love Miller.
Try 300. Then when you see the movie you can act all superior to the rest of the audience.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# the film looks fucking awesome though
even if it does fuck with the source material, every frame is a work of art.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Hell yeah!
I think it'll be amazing, and visually revolutional. Like Sin City was last year.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Sin City was amazing.
Although I have to admit to being one of the many poeple that hadn't heard of the comic until the film was made (not really into comics) but I really loved the styling of the film. Also the best thing that Bruce Willis has been in for years.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# nothing tops Hudson Hawk
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I used to have the Hudson Hawk game on my Amiga
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# ^this
...don't forget Pulp Fiction... another Willis stormer.
...and 12 monkeys...
for a guy who supposedly 'can't act', he's pretty chuffing good.

EDIT: After being reminded by HT's post above, I retract my comments ;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
#
He plays the gritty violent character very well. But anything else (Armageddon: take note!) it is a fairly stilton-esque experience.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Die Hard being by far his most apt role
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# hahah
I LOVE Hudson Hawk

its a top film. really!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# pffft it was ok (from what I remember)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I think it really confused people
Is it an action movie? a comedy? a piss-take? etc
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# The Spawn graphic novels are beautiful
As are the Aliens series from Dark Horse.
And the Ghost in the Shell books are fantastic.
Edit: Johnen Vasquez's '?' is fantastic also
/sad bastard blog

Nice pic!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# i prefer the Appleseed graphic novels
but GITS is cool
but then again, Shirow is my hero :)

Orion is another!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# any idea when the second tv series is coming out in one box set?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# i've given up on the TV series for a while
just treated myself to the Naruto series 1:1 DVD
and i'm behind on my Samurai champloo

while i was in Japan i watched a lot of a series called Bleach
fookin amazing! 98 episodes aso far, but i only made it to number 15!
well worth tracking down, although no western release
has been announced yet

oh...
and then again
i need to save my pennys for the complete Evangelion Platinum box set....
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# paranoia agent is the best thing i have seen this year
i recommend it heartily
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# i keep looking at that and wondering whether or not i should
they've just released the box set, and i'm very tempted
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# yes, yes, yes
truely original, inteligent anime.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# ooooh I have some bleach
I made it to about episode 38 before I ran out.... I am sure that I can find it for you, as I'm on the look out too!

Edit: there are some cocking ace bleach backgrounds on animewallpapers.com
Edit2: I can get you all of Naruto so far if you wish as well :D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# my brother has up to episode 58
i really liked it, even though i've hardly scratched the surface
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I Know
goddamn we have poo cartoons here in the UK, keep an eye out if you find it I would be most interested to buy.

I've liked it for nearly a year now.

edit: have you seen vandread?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# rings a bell
but i think it's another that's past me by lately

i was a massive anime fan 10 years ago
i just don't have the time for it as i used to
which is a shame, as there's too much cool
stuff out there for me yet to discover
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# i bought the complete evangelion for about £10
from some dodgy site like animetoxic.

great series, i just want to punch the protagonist again and again.

and the original ending utter shit. don't bother watching the last 2 episodes. just buy 'end of evangelion'
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# i spent almost £200 collecting it as it came out
10 years ago during summer break from college

i have all the endings
i also have the robots, and the figures and the Kubricks!
i love the series, it's just too cool!

i'd just like it all on DVD now, as the VHS copies are fading
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# i have an eva 5 with the wings
it is one of my most treasured possesions (waits for gods of irony to burgle my house)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# my gorjass other half
bought me the 10th anniversary Rei model for my birthday recently
*hugs*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Have you seen his portfolio books Blade and Depot?
I hear there's a new one out, but I don't know what its called
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# i have Depot
and there's a Depot 2 as well

not heard of any new ones
but then i haven't really been keeping up to date on it all :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# there apparently is a new one
neither called depot or blade

ddamnit I can't remember!!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# depot 3 ballistics
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *drools down sweater*
phwoar!

I should really do some fan art!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I got one of his books recently...
...from a mate who went to Japan. It's one of the Intron Depot books, but I can't find a source image... I wonder if that means it's a limited edition? Most of it's in Kanji, so I can't tell...

He is fan-bloody-tastic.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# he is an amazing illustrator
with just the right amount of pervyness :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# If you can get hold of them...
'The Books Of Magic' are rather splendid.

Edit: and Elektra: Assassin (the Bill Sienkiewicz drawn one) is pretty neat as well.

Edit: and the Hellblazer sequence ain't at all bad, just dismiss the lousy movie they made with Keanu 'One Expression of Wonder' Reeves from your mind.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# We3 is the dog's (cyber)bollocks.
And Preacher. Even girls love Preacher.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# the double page
of the blurred bullets taking that bloke apart at the start is astounding.

But I found the story pretty shit with a piss poor ending.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I disagree, mildly.
Story gud. Ending fluffy.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# You can download all (ten volumes) of MPD Psycho from
Omanga.net

It's excellent! As long as you don't mind a bit of nudity and dismemberment and combinations of the two.

(the TV series by Takashi Miike is ace too!)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# i just had a look for that
but it seems to have been removed, none of the links are active!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Damn!
Now I'll never find out what happens in volume 11! It finished on a massive cliffhanger too!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# it only goes up to volume 10 anyway
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Volume 10 is the latest edition that Omanga have translated
but the story doesn't end there. I think 11 is out in Japan now.

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Y - The last man
Transmetropolitan
Preacher
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# "Body Bags: Father's Day"
"Fathom" (collected comics, get the single edition of the first story, not the European release over two books)
"Fetch"
Definitely must have (The Complete)"Maus" if you haven't already.
"1602"
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Yay for Body Bags
was ace when it first came out
Bit disappoiunted by the re-release last year and the follow up though :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Dirty Pair
by Adam Warren

or any of the Battle Angel Alita by Yukito Kishiro

Or Crimson by Humberto Ramos
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Battle Angel Alita .....
*fawns*

she so cute......and deadly!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# All of the Preacher series
One, after the other, after the other....
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Preacher
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# how about
All of Hellboy
PopBot
Superman Red Son
the Ramos drawn Spectacular Spiderman
Marvel Knights 4
Nextwave Agents of H.A.T.E.
Adi Granov's Ironman was good
and anything drawn by the late Seth Fisher
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# blue pills (pileules bleues)
by frederik peeters. actually anything by him.
but blue pills are absolutely ace
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# 60 Plus
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Asian Babes
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# He-She Fuckparty
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Geriatric Fisting Chronicals
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# The BEano
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Bunty
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Wizzer and Chips
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Dirty Fat Bitches with Power Tools
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I'd recommend
Jack Staff to anyone.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Hairy Bears
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Donkey Rape weekly
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Or this, which is probably my favourite
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Or this
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Or this
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Or this
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Or this
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# PREACHER
the best most ultimate graphic novel ever, and borders on being a fucking good read by any standard, "proper" noverl or otherwise
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Can anyone recommend any good motion pictures?
Recently seen Citizen Kane, Fistful of Dollars and the Police Story films, any other suggestions?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Asian Layboy bangfest
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Howard the Duck
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Celine Dion's Dwarf Scat Party
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Thumbelina
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Kim and Aggies Strap On Marathon
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# The little mermaid
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Mmmm,
fish with tits.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Finally on DVD
'bout bloody time.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Cockfist! - The Musical
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Sandman
In my limited experience they are rather spiffing.

also the off-shoots
"Death: The high cost of living"
and
"Death: The time of your life"

All by Neil Gaiman.

Failing those, Preacher are nasty (but good) and Sam and Max (only one collection that I know of, "surfing the highway") are genuinely inspired.

/obvious and uneducated comic choice blog
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# anything by Frank Miller is ace
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Good comics
Anything written by Brian Michael Bendis- Powers ( doubleplusgood ), Torso, Jinx, Goldfish, Ultimate Spiderman, Daredevil. Sock Monkey, Hellboy, BPRD, Lone Wolf & Cub, Samurai Executioner, any Batman stuff by Tim Sale & Jeph Loeb, Top 10, Planetary, anything by Jim Woodring, Promethea, Black Hole, Mome, Kramer's Ergot, Meet John Dark, Paris & Punk Strips by Simon Gane, Rocketo, I Am Going To be Small, Will You Still Love Me If I Wet The Bed?, Beg the Question, Recess Pieces, Too Much Coffee Man. Just for starters.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:40, archived)
# lettuce prey
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# read me the gospel according to the tooth fairy then
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# It must be good by now
they've re-written it often enough
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# I'm waiting for the third part of the trilogy
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# it won't be any good
sequels never are
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Return of the Son Of Baby Jesus?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hehe
love the kitten on the cross
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# aw!
they've mewsified him!

/coat
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# He died for our skins.
Paw him!

soz
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# kitten crucifix
makes this
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# ^ agreed
a mate of mine has had a crucifixed, sad looking pink panther doll in his living room for about ten years now
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Hm...if it didn't come down yet,
it's probably NOT the messiah.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I'll tell him to take it off the wall
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# theez eez good
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# *converts*
Hooray for kittin religious fanatics!

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# mew mew mew mew
bang
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bored...
...so here's another little icon thingy:

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# hey, this pint is short!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# genius!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Ahem.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# ahem
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ahem
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# arse
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# :-)
Woo though!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# What is it with making "Guinness" icons?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# It's easier than making one of any other beer
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I'm just off for a pint or three of Guinness now!
Race you all to the pub, Last one buys the round!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# nice
if a little short of the measure
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# IT'S DAVE'S HAT!


edit: oops forgot to woo it: woo.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheeeeeee!


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Your hats dont seem to display in Firefox
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I'm in firefox
and I can see them
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# me too
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# me too
mind you I'm in Swindon and I can't see Big Ben, so what do I know
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# the problem isn't firehippo
it's MSN gropes that hosts them


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
#
So it must be sommit my side, because pretty much anything from the MSN hosting doesnt seem to display nicely
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Dirty lurker!
*ensuffocates*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Yippee!
*goes to wash*


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Source image
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# TLH is lovin' it
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahhahhahhahahahahahhahahhhahah
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# hah!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# arf !
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# There's a spider where I work that reminds me of your little one
She has an egg sac too, I keep meaning to take my camera in so I can get a photo, and maybe compare to see if she's the same species
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# please do!
I keep meaning to update mine, but it hasn't done anything interesting for a while
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# There's a massive bloated one that lives by my front door
We've christened him Peewee and he's a member of the family now.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# pictures please!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Suffered from the same problems as all computers...
Shit In, Shit Out!

[EDIT]
*clicks*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Excuse me gentlemen,
it's His Majestys spliff-time...
james-old-english-fart
 
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# "Her"?
still would though
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# her majesty?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# 'his' majesty shirley?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# can't
touch this
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# her?
did they have gender bending in those days?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# happy now?
?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Donno, he looks more like a Duke
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# For your delectation . . . each pixel lovingly hand crafted



(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# That am good colouring skillz
*claps*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Cor!
'noon, sir!

How are things just south of Northampton today?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Dunno
I'm just north at the mo! \o/

Hehehe! Braw! thanks!


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# is that a beday behind her?
woo y/h
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Bidet?
Two days before D-day?


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# that's the spelling I was looking for
damned 'murkin spellchecker
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# The new head-dobber's working out ok then.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# lovely!
a warming sight
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# good lord
you have *far* too much time on your hands!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# SILENCE!
I've been working vere hard and NOT spending five hours on this today . . . oh! and for your information, these aren't the droids you're looking for!


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# keep it up sir
i just hope your boss isn't watching!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Nah!
my monitor is visible only to me . . . oh, and you lot


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Squirrel!
with tits!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# it's a bit wee
mr the hat
but nice none the less
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# I always make them 4x smaller
than JJ's original, you must demand that his drawings are larger . . .


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# will do
*starts a petition*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# WOO to the muther fuckin' YAY!
you am still the pixel king, dave.

that ace, i can feel a chill down below as i look at it.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# *stops shovelling snow into Thor's pance*

Eh? y'what?


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# I like!
Is Nice! How much?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# nice pixelment !
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Ta!
your flamingoes were redexing yesterday, so I missed 'em . . . wanna stick 'em up again?

EDIT: Nah! it's ok now, I just GC'd! Wheeee! lookit!
www.b3ta.com/board/6480002


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Ooh, Mr Hat!
This is most agreeable to look at.

w/y/h/p/s/d/wn
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# yer, it's ok i suppose.....
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# ARG!


the lady pineapple took this photo of her brother's cat, mabel, a big white fluffy thing. personally, she scares the shit out of me.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# POLAR BEAR ATTACK!
RUN!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!
In other news: I had a dream about Hugh Laurie last night.
He was my lecturer for a day, and he signed my picture of him...

... and you didn't believe me.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# I believe you
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Yayyy!
But it was only a dream... *swoon*.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I RULE MONGO!
RUN!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Mongo!
Sante Maria!

/blazin saddles
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# looks lovely :)
Do you think she'll be friends with mine?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# How much fluff!
What a lovely cat.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Cor, you've got a maine coon too
We've got 3 of the blighters
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Is she?
We don't know for sure. Other people have said Norwegian Forest Cat. But if you have 3 then I will take your opinion as bestest.
We picked her up form a rescue centre where she'd been for 6 months and was suffering from clinical depression - seriously. Before that she'd been left outside for 2 years because her owner had "grown allergic"
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# That's sad
good on you for rescuing her from the rescue centre.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Awww, that's awful
Full marks for taking her in.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# more likely
she'll try to kill yours.

like i said, she scares the shinola out of me
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahha,
Daisy doesn't back down and has occasional flash backs to 'Nam (or the rescue centre perhaps).

Best keep them apart for each others safety
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# "Daisy has flashbacks to 'Nam"
sounds like some demented kids book about a cow born on the 4th July.

*squeals and runs around for no particluar reason*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Awwww
Me kitty might wanna be friends...
sooo much fluff!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# i couldn't work out what that was
until i stood 6 foot back from the screen. how queer.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# is that
a bunny wif a giant nose?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Aaargh! Cats in eyeliner!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Emmmmewwww!
(Not emu... but e-mew, like emo, but for cats...)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# pfft
haha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# yellow card for that one
i'm afraid
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Yellowcard?
Quick, somebody trace them!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# i'll do it.
i like yellow card...
EDIT:

/coat
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# haha
and AAF and my chemical romance, oooooh they're soo cool, i wanna fringe too!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# AAF suck
but My Chem are really good.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# i disagree with the latter
but agree with the former.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# god, there's a band
called that! i had no idea.

sub-green day piffle. who in themselves are sub-snuff piffle
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Yay for bands where the drummer is the lead singer!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# ouch
that's very in your face
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Johnny Rotten...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# more tracing/colouring in!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# I get the feeling you don't like these?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# i can take or leave them
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I see dead people
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# did you know
johnny thinks he's still a punk!?!? have you seen recent pics of him? he looks a right idiot.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# He used to/possibly still does
have pet poodles.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# awww
that's depressing. the only people i know who have pet poodles are those gormless girls in Hollywood who live off Daddy's money and carry poodles and shitzus in pink Coach bags.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# John Lydon does not think he's still a punk
and never called himself one.


You should research him a bit more, he's a very clever and calculating man and I hope I look more like him than the fat, middle of the road sell out that most musicians do almost 30 years after their first hit.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# hokay well
I never said he called himself a punk, that's what other people called him and if you'd seen recent pics of him, you'd see what I meant. I'm not calling him dumb, I'm not saying he's not smart or calculating, i'm just saying he looks like an idiot. And trust me, i have researched him quite a good bit. The Pistols are one of my favorite bands, i've done a lot of research on them.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I'd rather look like John Lydon than some whingeing emo twunt with a 10inch fringe
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# *awards award*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Forget the pistols, they were fucking awful for 90% of their career
PiL were far better


Oh, and you did "did you know johnny thinks he's still a punk!?!?" ;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# haha
but the 10% was soo good! ;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# The problem I have found
with the whole "Pistols pioneering punk music" is that it's a farce.

Sex Pistols - Manufactured 'boy-band'. McLaren captured hold of something good that was happening and took some East-End scumbags, taught them how to play instruments, and put them forward as a new venture.

John Lydon annoys me, for the fact he was supposedly punk (regardless of whether he claimed to be punk or not) yet, having seen him recently doing interviews, his morals and his attitudes are that of a middle-class tory voter. and it seems he's always felt like this. Totally the contrary of everything he was the "face" for.

and that's my problem with the Pistols. Still, God Save The Queen is a good song.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# This This and This.
He is a top bloke. I love watching some documentaries he has done on wildlife also (sounds bit sad, but he is really into it and it makes for good TV).

Bst bit was some random bloke recognised him and said "yeah man I really used to love the Pistols!" to which he replied "why? We were shite." roffles
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# They weren't though
Even putting aside the whole "punk" thing. "Never mind the bollocks" is pretty musically tight.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# fuck yeah!
*listening to Anarchy in the UK*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# don't you think
it's overplayed massly though?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# of course it is.
But I don't let factors such as how much a track has been played over the years affect my personal enjoyment of it. If I like it, I like it.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Looks like Anne Robinson
with bad teeth :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I honestly don't mean this is a rude way
but it doesn't look like him.

Maybe you needed a better source pic?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# no no no
i know it doesn't look like him. I dunno why either. Partly, i had triouble with the teeth. it's hard to find an old pic of him though. he looks a right idiot now and i don't wanna draw that, cos when he was younger he was a musician not an idiot on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and some show about bugs...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Is it from this source pic?
www.bluejean.com.tr/nevarneyok/02153/

because he doesn't look much like himself in that pic - I'd have trouble guessing who it was from the photo.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# yea.
i thought it looked like him, but now, not so much.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Noooo future
for wooo!

*clicks*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# XD
cheers!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Little Arthur didn't know his own strength...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Pull little Kitty!
Yay!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# hehe -oops
that's great
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# oh noes!
silly lad
woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft
Silly cat.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Awwww... that is very cute, but also sad. Woo etc!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Nooooooo
poor kittin! :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Every time a kittin dies....
means there are more puppies.DOGS RULE!


WOO
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I love both dogs and cats.
But I am a tiny bit biased as we only have dogs now.
For pretty much most of the dogs you'll ever want to look at!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# hehe, just got sent this!
Not mine, but I havent seen it on here before. Proably is GC though!


EDIT: Gah what is it with me a filesize! Smaller coming!
Dailup friendly!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# WOOOOness!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# very much GC
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# bindun,
but i havent seen this example as yet.

psssssssssssst! the limit for still images is about 50k

just a word of advice after earlier

edit: double psssssssst! ^that's 80k
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# glassier than the glassiest of cocks i'm afraid
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Smaller coming
isn't something I've ever suffered from, but good luck with it
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Rarrrrgggghhh!
And other such belated scary noises!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Pfft!
Edit: Not yours? Woo reposessed!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# that was from about two years ago.
and is cockage of glass in extremeis.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Check on the popular page
for one much better...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# shamefully retracts post!
Woooo!

Sorry for wasting bandwidth! That other ones amazing!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# new person?
get off! Older than you!
Just i have nothing worth saying!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# well you kbow what they say about if you have nothing good to say...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# then you should know
only to post your own work!
LOL!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
That am verily woo
*impressed*
*sickened*
*mindbleachs*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# You like? Is niiice?


Previously: Pumpkin, Green Lantern,
Spidey
, Supes and Bats , Frank and Vlad, Zombie and The Mummy

Plus Now in three dimensions! Courtesy of the incredibly talented Sugarspunsister.





(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# haha! You watch my movie...or I are execute!
woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# what are these?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# You know...
for kids!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# *strange hand movements*
SEXY TIME!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I love these
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# I like you
You like me?
S very niiice!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# i have to see that movie.
I just have to.
Or I will die.

Throw transport down the well.....
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# So my country can be free
I'm a little dubious that they can spin the joke out for an hour and a half, but it's had sparkling reviews so I'll give it a chance!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# i went and saw Saw 3 yesterday
it was so rubbish i was sick halfway through. 100% truth, though it might have been the mcdonalds i had beforehand. So Borat will be a million times better no matter what happens
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# gah!
the BB residents over here got to see it and have a Kazakhstan party evening...complete with copious amounts of vodka and the guys wrestled each other...all wearing that lovely grament *shudder*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# saw a preview of it
it more than lives up to expectations. scarily good
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha, That's ace
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# High Faive!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Ding-Dong.... "Are we early?"
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Why is the ginger guy
posing like a girl adjusting her bra-straps?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# I would like to say
that neither of those people look like me
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# naughty step is too good for them
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake a baby, shake a baby!

*grooves*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# remember - shake it more than 3 times and it's a wank
woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# in that case I need to update my blog
/grunts one out
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# you update your blog everytime you have a wank?
Informative!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# WOOD!
WARD!
WOULD!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# hahahaha
I'd quite like a go on supernanny Louise Woodward
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# "Shake me woman,
Shake me like a british nanny"

/Family Guy blog
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# free nanny?
where?
i need to get me some of that!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Topical, eh Mongy? ;P
She did it we all know that!

nice anim, woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# i've never been topical
i still make carl bridgewater jokes
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Who is Carl Bridgewater?


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

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