
threadjack. does anyone here know how to use bastard autodesk Maya? and is kind hearted enough to help me sort out a small problem?
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As my Bird quite rightly pointed out. What is Beyonce should have but a little more thought
in to the name of her latest album.

Now I do.
Woo!
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Woo!

a da-da dada a da-da da da da daaaa
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Was she shopped to look that sad or did the cameraman pull the head off her kitten
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"Its fer washin' yer arse isnt it"
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"think about 80's movies when they should be doing work"
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music to wash clingers off with! - what a pisser !
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My shit day's nearly over, so I'm having a quick beer that I don't really want but can't get out of, and then I'm off home to find out how badly my stepdaughter got beaten up at school today.
But before I go I've made this for you all: it's where I live (except that in real life it doesn't look like it was drawn by a 2-year-old)

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But before I go I've made this for you all: it's where I live (except that in real life it doesn't look like it was drawn by a 2-year-old)


I too am going to the pub for beer, but i want to go! :)
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Im going home to get pissed
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55,
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and is th\at a diver's helmet on the right?
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And yes, a huge diver's helmet - it's the local landmark!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41,
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and be disgusted
it's not a lifestyle choice or anything
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45,
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it's not a lifestyle choice or anything

I wondered if it was something to do with your princes wand...
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47,
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Apologies... that's two b3tans I've mistaken you for today!
*sees psychotherapist for anti-mictoboy tablets*
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*sees psychotherapist for anti-mictoboy tablets*

so don't take the pills just yet
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I've been taking them for weeks and I still see him outside my window
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I got strangely aroused. I'm off to the bathroom with a stanley knife and some savlon now.
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Why, oh why did I look at that. It was never going to be good.
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www.steelwerksextreme.com/02_extreme/0231_chast_cage/thumbs/chast_device_05a.jpg
(This is what my safe work search brought up)
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(This is what my safe work search brought up)

That looks good.
Better than my current model anyway.
/saves up for fancy metal thing blog
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Better than my current model anyway.
/saves up for fancy metal thing blog

Woo for making me want to live in the Bridge again.
Minor TJ: I was taking photos today. If you feel you can ignore/at least not laugh at the earlier posts, look at the area where I live: PHOTOGRAPHICAL STUFF! ITS GREEN AND LEAFY
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Minor TJ: I was taking photos today. If you feel you can ignore/at least not laugh at the earlier posts, look at the area where I live: PHOTOGRAPHICAL STUFF! ITS GREEN AND LEAFY

Something about it just makes me smile, but in a slightly sad way, for some reason :)
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Sorry to hear about your little lady, do you want me to go to her school with a lump hammer?
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Ha, no ta...
EDIT: Ha! Reuters, very good
*makes mental note to slap Cw with wet kipper next time I see her*
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:46,
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EDIT: Ha! Reuters, very good
*makes mental note to slap Cw with wet kipper next time I see her*

There's simply no way I can get hold of a wet kipper at that kind of short notice!
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thats not the first time someone has said that to me........
edit: /fuckedupbushblog
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edit: /fuckedupbushblog

in the Sunday Suns Top Ten CDC's ever!
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edit: at first i thought you'd shopped the waffle in, but then i saw that was original and the headphones were shopped, and things got a lot stranger. would you care to explain this?
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Dr. Strange posted the original. Blame him.
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she really loves the waffle?
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unshopped!
actually, look at the hand - it'd be an odd cock that was being held by that hand - maybe it was cake, or cake like a cock, cockacake?
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actually, look at the hand - it'd be an odd cock that was being held by that hand - maybe it was cake, or cake like a cock, cockacake?

and damage your sports trim as well?
I'd check the roof spoiler too.
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I'd check the roof spoiler too.

and the elastic's snapped on the furry dice"
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alas i don't own such chavvy addons
just a bog standard normal car
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just a bog standard normal car

(I've spent this afternoon trying to buy a set of tyres for my car. Two hundred and eighty fucking quid. Bastards)
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i remember my first car many years ago.
a rusty silver X reg metro, ran nicely on cheapo remoulds for a couple of years
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:31,
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a rusty silver X reg metro, ran nicely on cheapo remoulds for a couple of years

I'm nicking my dads chavvy alloys off his car, but i need to put tyres on them.
Yep, i had a mini, twenty quid a tyre! Bonus
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:33,
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Yep, i had a mini, twenty quid a tyre! Bonus

the head gasket has gone
i sold it for parts and am unlikely to be able
to afford a new motor till next year :(
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i sold it for parts and am unlikely to be able
to afford a new motor till next year :(

I traded mine in earlier this year, and was told it was worth £50. haha! They still knocked £500 off my new car though.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh. until my new car started leaking water into the drivers footwell, but that's another story
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Needless to say, I had the last laugh. until my new car started leaking water into the drivers footwell, but that's another story

I bought mine from blackcircles.com - they were 3 or 4 quid cheaper.
And tyretraders have an absolutely shocking website!
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And tyretraders have an absolutely shocking website!

"and are a bunch of cunts"
/well never go to them again blog
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/well never go to them again blog

I shall post it at every mention of squirrels with tits.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:05,
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*spluffs*
*spluff lands on face*
Damnit.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:17,
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*spluff lands on face*
Damnit.

bet the first few would be hard work though... cardigan number 4, wellies...
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That nipple looks like the end of a crayon. How disturbing.
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I'm still perfectly able to wear clothes without fear of permanently mis-shaping them.
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Ello pickle, good to see you've gone back to the original name!
Caused me much confusion, that did.
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Caused me much confusion, that did.

but it certainly wasn't the original and best.
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I think several people were confused by an apparent 'stranger' being over-familiar... even though I had "..is bored of being Hamster Trippin'' as my sig for about 3 weeks :P
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My short term memory is shite.
I am Richard hammond AICMFP
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I am Richard hammond AICMFP

I'm back, and all's right with the world. Gawd bless you one and all.
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Very very busy with worky-bollocks, it's getting in the way of making silly pictures. Though I'm hoping to knuckle down and get some serious slacking done in the very near future. How's you?
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I'm good ta, bit too busy with college work to do much slacking myself, but enjoying it nonetheless. Learning is fun!
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telling people she was going to change
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she'll take those stockings off on the 26th and 27th.
Hurrah for post-boxing day!
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Hurrah for post-boxing day!

woo to stripping christmas elves!
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scarf, gloves, hat, the lot, tease us til we lose control.
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/sticking up for JJ blog
Now draw me a spider and a scorpion! =)

how is life treating you and stuff? you moved didn't you... couldn't stand being warm?
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with chocolate.
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Is the best idea I've ever seen!
*adds to Christmas list*
Edit: With the possible exception of the Lego advent calendar I saw in Woolies yesterday.
Hmm.. no, I prefer naked ladies. Just.
Someone must invent a sex powered cartoon television/scalectrix soon!
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*adds to Christmas list*
Edit: With the possible exception of the Lego advent calendar I saw in Woolies yesterday.
Hmm.. no, I prefer naked ladies. Just.
Someone must invent a sex powered cartoon television/scalectrix soon!

and someone writes nice java/html script for it to work? methinks that's a great idea
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can't we get bonfire night out the way first?

they are fed on a mashed up mess of dead chickens for the majority of their lives, they probably have quite the taste for it by that age.
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herbs and spices . . . only the human palate can detect such subtle flavorings.
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This made me hungry.
Irrelevance: Just read a research article by someone called Leming Wang.
Is that only funny to me?
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Irrelevance: Just read a research article by someone called Leming Wang.
Is that only funny to me?

It's one of those dirty, secret things I need to do every now and again, like Pot Noodle, those Frijj! milkshakes, or raping nuns.

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Can anyone recommend any good graphic novels?
Recently read League of extrodinary gentlemen, return of the dark knight and the sin city comics, any other suggestions?

by
Huntley & Carr is supposed to be reeeaaallly moving
edit: their are one or two graphic novels recounting the events of 9/11 which i reckon would be pretty interesting. they might be shit, but you never know.........
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Huntley & Carr is supposed to be reeeaaallly moving
edit: their are one or two graphic novels recounting the events of 9/11 which i reckon would be pretty interesting. they might be shit, but you never know.........

Watchmen
V for Vendetta
Maus
Anything with Batman or Transformers in it
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V for Vendetta
Maus
Anything with Batman or Transformers in it

are ones where you should either read the comic or watch the film, but not both.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen too
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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen too

... and I'll add "When the wind blows" by Raymond Briggs to the recommendations.
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sandman, any decent batman
[edit] thinking about it, get a load of old judge dredds as well
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[edit] thinking about it, get a load of old judge dredds as well

Though best one-off strip has to be ABC Warriors' "Red Planet Blues" from the 1985 (or thenabouts) annual.
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where the 'dead' planet ain't that dead ;) ... brill strip! Yep - 1985 I reckon you're right.
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i'm collecting the reprints at the mo.
(up to 'best defence')
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(up to 'best defence')

Great artwork, nicely-beefed Superman, getting away from all the Routh nonsense.
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At about £7.97. Would you like me to get it for you? Or will you Play.com it?
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The 2-disc is massively over-priced and does not come with any commentaries.
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Is it the black and white or colour one?
Or do you mean the DVD?
You probably mean the DVD.
Is it 1 or 2 disc?
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Or do you mean the DVD?
You probably mean the DVD.
Is it 1 or 2 disc?

And I doubt they will be in Tesco.
(And I bet the 2-disc has more Lovely Mr. Fry on it.)
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(And I bet the 2-disc has more Lovely Mr. Fry on it.)

Toodle-ooh, Mr-I'm-double-FP-tastic-man! ;)
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all the ones I bought years ago got lost/ borrowed
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And they all got dog-eared and borrowed and never returned... but one day I will own them all!!
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Try 300. Then when you see the movie you can act all superior to the rest of the audience.
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even if it does fuck with the source material, every frame is a work of art.
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I think it'll be amazing, and visually revolutional. Like Sin City was last year.
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Although I have to admit to being one of the many poeple that hadn't heard of the comic until the film was made (not really into comics) but I really loved the styling of the film. Also the best thing that Bruce Willis has been in for years.
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...don't forget Pulp Fiction... another Willis stormer.
...and 12 monkeys...
for a guy who supposedly 'can't act', he's pretty chuffing good.
EDIT: After being reminded by HT's post above, I retract my comments ;)
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...and 12 monkeys...
for a guy who supposedly 'can't act', he's pretty chuffing good.
EDIT: After being reminded by HT's post above, I retract my comments ;)

He plays the gritty violent character very well. But anything else (Armageddon: take note!) it is a fairly stilton-esque experience.
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Is it an action movie? a comedy? a piss-take? etc
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As are the Aliens series from Dark Horse.
And the Ghost in the Shell books are fantastic.
Edit: Johnen Vasquez's '?' is fantastic also
/sad bastard blog
Nice pic!
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And the Ghost in the Shell books are fantastic.
Edit: Johnen Vasquez's '?' is fantastic also
/sad bastard blog
Nice pic!

but GITS is cool
but then again, Shirow is my hero :)
Orion is another!
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but then again, Shirow is my hero :)
Orion is another!


just treated myself to the Naruto series 1:1 DVD
and i'm behind on my Samurai champloo
while i was in Japan i watched a lot of a series called Bleach
fookin amazing! 98 episodes aso far, but i only made it to number 15!
well worth tracking down, although no western release
has been announced yet
oh...
and then again
i need to save my pennys for the complete Evangelion Platinum box set....
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and i'm behind on my Samurai champloo
while i was in Japan i watched a lot of a series called Bleach
fookin amazing! 98 episodes aso far, but i only made it to number 15!
well worth tracking down, although no western release
has been announced yet
oh...
and then again
i need to save my pennys for the complete Evangelion Platinum box set....

i recommend it heartily
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they've just released the box set, and i'm very tempted
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I made it to about episode 38 before I ran out.... I am sure that I can find it for you, as I'm on the look out too!
Edit: there are some cocking ace bleach backgrounds on animewallpapers.com
Edit2: I can get you all of Naruto so far if you wish as well :D
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Edit: there are some cocking ace bleach backgrounds on animewallpapers.com
Edit2: I can get you all of Naruto so far if you wish as well :D

i really liked it, even though i've hardly scratched the surface
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goddamn we have poo cartoons here in the UK, keep an eye out if you find it I would be most interested to buy.
I've liked it for nearly a year now.
edit: have you seen vandread?
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I've liked it for nearly a year now.
edit: have you seen vandread?

but i think it's another that's past me by lately
i was a massive anime fan 10 years ago
i just don't have the time for it as i used to
which is a shame, as there's too much cool
stuff out there for me yet to discover
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i was a massive anime fan 10 years ago
i just don't have the time for it as i used to
which is a shame, as there's too much cool
stuff out there for me yet to discover

from some dodgy site like animetoxic.
great series, i just want to punch the protagonist again and again.
and the original ending utter shit. don't bother watching the last 2 episodes. just buy 'end of evangelion'
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:12,
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great series, i just want to punch the protagonist again and again.
and the original ending utter shit. don't bother watching the last 2 episodes. just buy 'end of evangelion'

10 years ago during summer break from college
i have all the endings
i also have the robots, and the figures and the Kubricks!
i love the series, it's just too cool!
i'd just like it all on DVD now, as the VHS copies are fading
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i have all the endings
i also have the robots, and the figures and the Kubricks!
i love the series, it's just too cool!
i'd just like it all on DVD now, as the VHS copies are fading

it is one of my most treasured possesions (waits for gods of irony to burgle my house)
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bought me the 10th anniversary Rei model for my birthday recently
*hugs*
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*hugs*

I hear there's a new one out, but I don't know what its called
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and there's a Depot 2 as well
not heard of any new ones
but then i haven't really been keeping up to date on it all :(
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not heard of any new ones
but then i haven't really been keeping up to date on it all :(

neither called depot or blade
ddamnit I can't remember!!!
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ddamnit I can't remember!!!

...from a mate who went to Japan. It's one of the Intron Depot books, but I can't find a source image... I wonder if that means it's a limited edition? Most of it's in Kanji, so I can't tell...
He is fan-bloody-tastic.
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He is fan-bloody-tastic.

with just the right amount of pervyness :)
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'The Books Of Magic' are rather splendid.
Edit: and Elektra: Assassin (the Bill Sienkiewicz drawn one) is pretty neat as well.
Edit: and the Hellblazer sequence ain't at all bad, just dismiss the lousy movie they made with Keanu 'One Expression of Wonder' Reeves from your mind.
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Edit: and Elektra: Assassin (the Bill Sienkiewicz drawn one) is pretty neat as well.
Edit: and the Hellblazer sequence ain't at all bad, just dismiss the lousy movie they made with Keanu 'One Expression of Wonder' Reeves from your mind.

And Preacher. Even girls love Preacher.
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of the blurred bullets taking that bloke apart at the start is astounding.
But I found the story pretty shit with a piss poor ending.
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But I found the story pretty shit with a piss poor ending.

Omanga.net
It's excellent! As long as you don't mind a bit of nudity and dismemberment and combinations of the two.
(the TV series by Takashi Miike is ace too!)
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It's excellent! As long as you don't mind a bit of nudity and dismemberment and combinations of the two.
(the TV series by Takashi Miike is ace too!)

but it seems to have been removed, none of the links are active!
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Now I'll never find out what happens in volume 11! It finished on a massive cliffhanger too!
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but the story doesn't end there. I think 11 is out in Japan now.
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"Fathom" (collected comics, get the single edition of the first story, not the European release over two books)
"Fetch"
Definitely must have (The Complete)"Maus" if you haven't already.
"1602"
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"Fetch"
Definitely must have (The Complete)"Maus" if you haven't already.
"1602"

was ace when it first came out
Bit disappoiunted by the re-release last year and the follow up though :(
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Bit disappoiunted by the re-release last year and the follow up though :(

by Adam Warren
or any of the Battle Angel Alita by Yukito Kishiro
Or Crimson by Humberto Ramos
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or any of the Battle Angel Alita by Yukito Kishiro
Or Crimson by Humberto Ramos

One, after the other, after the other....
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All of Hellboy
PopBot
Superman Red Son
the Ramos drawn Spectacular Spiderman
Marvel Knights 4
Nextwave Agents of H.A.T.E.
Adi Granov's Ironman was good
and anything drawn by the late Seth Fisher
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PopBot
Superman Red Son
the Ramos drawn Spectacular Spiderman
Marvel Knights 4
Nextwave Agents of H.A.T.E.
Adi Granov's Ironman was good
and anything drawn by the late Seth Fisher

by frederik peeters. actually anything by him.
but blue pills are absolutely ace
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but blue pills are absolutely ace

the best most ultimate graphic novel ever, and borders on being a fucking good read by any standard, "proper" noverl or otherwise
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Recently seen Citizen Kane, Fistful of Dollars and the Police Story films, any other suggestions?
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In my limited experience they are rather spiffing.
also the off-shoots
"Death: The high cost of living"
and
"Death: The time of your life"
All by Neil Gaiman.
Failing those, Preacher are nasty (but good) and Sam and Max (only one collection that I know of, "surfing the highway") are genuinely inspired.
/obvious and uneducated comic choice blog
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52,
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also the off-shoots
"Death: The high cost of living"
and
"Death: The time of your life"
All by Neil Gaiman.
Failing those, Preacher are nasty (but good) and Sam and Max (only one collection that I know of, "surfing the highway") are genuinely inspired.
/obvious and uneducated comic choice blog

Anything written by Brian Michael Bendis- Powers ( doubleplusgood ), Torso, Jinx, Goldfish, Ultimate Spiderman, Daredevil. Sock Monkey, Hellboy, BPRD, Lone Wolf & Cub, Samurai Executioner, any Batman stuff by Tim Sale & Jeph Loeb, Top 10, Planetary, anything by Jim Woodring, Promethea, Black Hole, Mome, Kramer's Ergot, Meet John Dark, Paris & Punk Strips by Simon Gane, Rocketo, I Am Going To be Small, Will You Still Love Me If I Wet The Bed?, Beg the Question, Recess Pieces, Too Much Coffee Man. Just for starters.
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a mate of mine has had a crucifixed, sad looking pink panther doll in his living room for about ten years now
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it's probably NOT the messiah.
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Race you all to the pub, Last one buys the round!
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mind you I'm in Swindon and I can't see Big Ben, so what do I know
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So it must be sommit my side, because pretty much anything from the MSN hosting doesnt seem to display nicely
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She has an egg sac too, I keep meaning to take my camera in so I can get a photo, and maybe compare to see if she's the same species
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I keep meaning to update mine, but it hasn't done anything interesting for a while
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We've christened him Peewee and he's a member of the family now.
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Shit In, Shit Out!
[EDIT]
*clicks*
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[EDIT]
*clicks*

'noon, sir!
How are things just south of Northampton today?
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:33,
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How are things just south of Northampton today?

damned 'murkin spellchecker
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:37,
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I've been working vere hard and NOT spending five hours on this today . . . oh! and for your information, these aren't the droids you're looking for!


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than JJ's original, you must demand that his drawings are larger . . .


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you am still the pixel king, dave.
that ace, i can feel a chill down below as i look at it.
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that ace, i can feel a chill down below as i look at it.

your flamingoes were redexing yesterday, so I missed 'em . . . wanna stick 'em up again?
EDIT: Nah! it's ok now, I just GC'd! Wheeee! lookit!
www.b3ta.com/board/6480002


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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:41,
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EDIT: Nah! it's ok now, I just GC'd! Wheeee! lookit!
www.b3ta.com/board/6480002




the lady pineapple took this photo of her brother's cat, mabel, a big white fluffy thing. personally, she scares the shit out of me.

In other news: I had a dream about Hugh Laurie last night.
He was my lecturer for a day, and he signed my picture of him...
... and you didn't believe me.
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He was my lecturer for a day, and he signed my picture of him...
... and you didn't believe me.

We don't know for sure. Other people have said Norwegian Forest Cat. But if you have 3 then I will take your opinion as bestest.
We picked her up form a rescue centre where she'd been for 6 months and was suffering from clinical depression - seriously. Before that she'd been left outside for 2 years because her owner had "grown allergic"
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:36,
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We picked her up form a rescue centre where she'd been for 6 months and was suffering from clinical depression - seriously. Before that she'd been left outside for 2 years because her owner had "grown allergic"

good on you for rescuing her from the rescue centre.
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she'll try to kill yours.
like i said, she scares the shinola out of me
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:34,
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like i said, she scares the shinola out of me

Daisy doesn't back down and has occasional flash backs to 'Nam (or the rescue centre perhaps).
Best keep them apart for each others safety
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Best keep them apart for each others safety

sounds like some demented kids book about a cow born on the 4th July.
*squeals and runs around for no particluar reason*
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*squeals and runs around for no particluar reason*

until i stood 6 foot back from the screen. how queer.
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and AAF and my chemical romance, oooooh they're soo cool, i wanna fringe too!!
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called that! i had no idea.
sub-green day piffle. who in themselves are sub-snuff piffle
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:47,
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sub-green day piffle. who in themselves are sub-snuff piffle

johnny thinks he's still a punk!?!? have you seen recent pics of him? he looks a right idiot.
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that's depressing. the only people i know who have pet poodles are those gormless girls in Hollywood who live off Daddy's money and carry poodles and shitzus in pink Coach bags.
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and never called himself one.
You should research him a bit more, he's a very clever and calculating man and I hope I look more like him than the fat, middle of the road sell out that most musicians do almost 30 years after their first hit.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:46,
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You should research him a bit more, he's a very clever and calculating man and I hope I look more like him than the fat, middle of the road sell out that most musicians do almost 30 years after their first hit.

I never said he called himself a punk, that's what other people called him and if you'd seen recent pics of him, you'd see what I meant. I'm not calling him dumb, I'm not saying he's not smart or calculating, i'm just saying he looks like an idiot. And trust me, i have researched him quite a good bit. The Pistols are one of my favorite bands, i've done a lot of research on them.
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PiL were far better
Oh, and you did "did you know johnny thinks he's still a punk!?!?" ;)
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:00,
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Oh, and you did "did you know johnny thinks he's still a punk!?!?" ;)

with the whole "Pistols pioneering punk music" is that it's a farce.
Sex Pistols - Manufactured 'boy-band'. McLaren captured hold of something good that was happening and took some East-End scumbags, taught them how to play instruments, and put them forward as a new venture.
John Lydon annoys me, for the fact he was supposedly punk (regardless of whether he claimed to be punk or not) yet, having seen him recently doing interviews, his morals and his attitudes are that of a middle-class tory voter. and it seems he's always felt like this. Totally the contrary of everything he was the "face" for.
and that's my problem with the Pistols. Still, God Save The Queen is a good song.
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Sex Pistols - Manufactured 'boy-band'. McLaren captured hold of something good that was happening and took some East-End scumbags, taught them how to play instruments, and put them forward as a new venture.
John Lydon annoys me, for the fact he was supposedly punk (regardless of whether he claimed to be punk or not) yet, having seen him recently doing interviews, his morals and his attitudes are that of a middle-class tory voter. and it seems he's always felt like this. Totally the contrary of everything he was the "face" for.
and that's my problem with the Pistols. Still, God Save The Queen is a good song.

He is a top bloke. I love watching some documentaries he has done on wildlife also (sounds bit sad, but he is really into it and it makes for good TV).
Bst bit was some random bloke recognised him and said "yeah man I really used to love the Pistols!" to which he replied "why? We were shite." roffles
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:53,
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Bst bit was some random bloke recognised him and said "yeah man I really used to love the Pistols!" to which he replied "why? We were shite." roffles

Even putting aside the whole "punk" thing. "Never mind the bollocks" is pretty musically tight.
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But I don't let factors such as how much a track has been played over the years affect my personal enjoyment of it. If I like it, I like it.
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but it doesn't look like him.
Maybe you needed a better source pic?
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:28,
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Maybe you needed a better source pic?

i know it doesn't look like him. I dunno why either. Partly, i had triouble with the teeth. it's hard to find an old pic of him though. he looks a right idiot now and i don't wanna draw that, cos when he was younger he was a musician not an idiot on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and some show about bugs...
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www.bluejean.com.tr/nevarneyok/02153/
because he doesn't look much like himself in that pic - I'd have trouble guessing who it was from the photo.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:38,
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because he doesn't look much like himself in that pic - I'd have trouble guessing who it was from the photo.

means there are more puppies.DOGS RULE!
WOO
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:28,
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WOO

But I am a tiny bit biased as we only have dogs now.
For pretty much most of the dogs you'll ever want to look at!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:30,
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For pretty much most of the dogs you'll ever want to look at!

but i havent seen this example as yet.
psssssssssssst! the limit for still images is about 50k
just a word of advice after earlier
edit: double psssssssst! ^that's 80k
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:20,
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just a word of advice after earlier
edit: double psssssssst! ^that's 80k

isn't something I've ever suffered from, but good luck with it
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:21,
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and is cockage of glass in extremeis.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:22,
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Woooo!
Sorry for wasting bandwidth! That other ones amazing!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:24,
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Sorry for wasting bandwidth! That other ones amazing!

get off! Older than you!
Just i have nothing worth saying!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:29,
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Just i have nothing worth saying!



Previously: Pumpkin, Green Lantern,
Spidey , Supes and Bats , Frank and Vlad, Zombie and The Mummy
Plus Now in three dimensions! Courtesy of the incredibly talented Sugarspunsister.

I just have to.
Or I will die.
Throw transport down the well.....
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:36,
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Or I will die.
Throw transport down the well.....

I'm a little dubious that they can spin the joke out for an hour and a half, but it's had sparkling reviews so I'll give it a chance!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:42,
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it was so rubbish i was sick halfway through. 100% truth, though it might have been the mcdonalds i had beforehand. So Borat will be a million times better no matter what happens
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the BB residents over here got to see it and have a Kazakhstan party evening...complete with copious amounts of vodka and the guys wrestled each other...all wearing that lovely grament *shudder*
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:50,
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it more than lives up to expectations. scarily good
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:55,
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posing like a girl adjusting her bra-straps?
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:22,
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shake shake shake
shake a baby, shake a baby!
*grooves*
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:16,
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shake a baby, shake a baby!
*grooves*

Shake me like a british nanny"
/Family Guy blog
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/Family Guy blog

She did it we all know that!
nice anim, woo
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:24,
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nice anim, woo
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