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punpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpun!

By the time he gets there, there's only Ant 'n' Dec or Russell Grant left . . .
m list celebs!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

haha

ant and dec...
Woo!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

that camera would weigh you down!

wooooo! (:
nice slippers!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

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Ratsta, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

That's your dad, that is!

Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

even previous Big Brother contestants have gone!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

Hahahaha he is FAST

And I love those slippers!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

He should've mounted the camera on his rack

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

Hehe

I like this!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

Good Work Mr The Hat

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

Thankyou all!

OOPS! I forgot to ask . . .

What animals would you like me to draw and what are they doing?
C'mon people! HUMMUS ME UP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

A peacock

displaying (feathers out and quivering) to a chicken who looks completely unimpressed.
I saw this in real life a few weeks ago and it made me giggle

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

Hehehe!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6554982

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

yes, yes, it's on the list!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)

Cool

thanks Mr. The Hat :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

love it sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

this doesn't deserve a subject heading

related article here news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6172062.stm

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

unshopped pics etc

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

hm..

i dont like it either, but the board was being slow

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

could've posted something good instead

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

nor this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

HAHAA!!!

Brill!!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

haha

that's ace

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

"This is what they want!"

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fuscous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

i never get bored of seeing holly getting spuffed int he face.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

me neither

is strangely addictive

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

Holly who?

I can't make out her face beneath the sheet of spunk.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)

Ha ha!

still makes me laugh.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

hahaha

gets her every time!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha!

I wish I could do that...

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

CDCs

are teh funniest.

Post some more.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

bit of a TJ

but I've just been offered a record contract!
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

nice one! who with?

I got a house track I made signed by a decent label, and that was fekcing ages ago and they have done fuck all about it. I still have the signed copy of their contract, but everytime I speak to them about it, they tell me i've not been forgotten about, but they just don't have a release window for it. It was originally supposed to be out Jan this year! :(

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*

Well done! What kind of music? what's the record company's name?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Congratulations!

all of the woo are belong to you

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

I had one of those once with Britannia

I got 5 albums for 99p but had to promise to buy at least 8 in my first year at full price.

In other news: nice one!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

good work!

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Yay, congrats!

monthly or pay-as-you-go?
Do they give you a new instrument every 6 months?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Fellside records have just spoken

to the guitarist who's the other half of my duo..
They want to discuss terms on a record contract. They're the big name for English folk music, which is ace, because that's what we do! :)

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

replying to myself..

We're also on the verge of signing for an agent too.. it's happening really quickly at the minute! It's very exciting!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

Exciting folk music.

Are you sure about that?

Well done etc.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

Good Work... Got a Moospace where we can Ear Guzzle it?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

you can download a track off our demo ep here

www.tomkitching.co.uk/pages/indexrecordings.htm

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

Ta M'Youth!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

no worries

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

*claps more!*

Ooooh, folk. Only folk I really listen to is Richard Thompson and Christy Moore, and that's my dad's influence.

What type of stuff do you do?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

i saw richard thompson a few years back

tull is win

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

*hums beeswing*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

Richard Thompson

is a Genius. I love his work

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

Some English trad stuff,

some new compositions, some American traditional stuff and a few oddities

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

Acetastic!

Need a session banjo?
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

always!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

Hmm . . .

*checks diary*

I can't make always . . . howabout very often?
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

actually, let me turn that up to 11 for you:

let me know if/when you need a bitchin' music video

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

brilliant!

well done sir.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

Wel done that man

now let us listen to some of the music you make

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

all here

www.tomkitching.co.uk/pages/indexrecordings.htm

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

Hurrah!

Bookmarked for this evening!

Congratulations!

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Curis, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

ta!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

thanks!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

YAY!

Have a drink on me!
*passes teabag*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

haha

bless you

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)

...

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binnster, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

ahahahahahahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

Normally

I don't find the CDCs remotely funny. The wobble on this makes it highlarious though.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

that's cellulite

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

hahahahaha

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

that's quite exquisite

woo

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

thats really nasty..........

well done

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

my god!

the skills!

*swoons*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

I'm sick of this bloody email....

This is all I can imagine when I view this pic.
Damn those cunning kitten terrorists.

Hosted by cr3ation

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

suicide kittens!

The newest weapon in the war against infidels!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

*joins the army*

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

the kitten stroking army!?

me too!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Yep.

Is it the one titled about Israeli soldiers?

I received that from a Jewish friend of mine, and had to point out that most of the piccys were quite clearly American soldiers.

Twat!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

This one is supposed to be for UK, US and Canada

But the pics are of all sorts.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

I recognise that kittin!

Great minds, etc. etc.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Does that mean it's a crap suidice kitty?!

as in it's not already dead.

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Most suicide bombers are alive before the bombing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

ah but they're dead inside

except the alive ones

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

Wow.

Really? Are you an expert on terrrrr?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

I am

Well, I am according to the girls at my old school, wh called me a terrorist when they found out I was of Jewish descent.

I still don't entirely get their point but meh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

jews are responsible for all the wars in the world

william wallace said so

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Yeah but he's Australian

You can't trust a word they say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

William Wallace is Mel Gibson AICMFP

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

*pats*

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

GIVE ME MY FIVE POUNDS DAMNIT

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

Fey!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

Yes?

You spelt my name wrong by the way....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

You expect me to memorise

the spellings of all the names? That I would do! Fey!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

No, just mine!

F-A-E

Fae. Interesting facts about me.

FAE
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
The abbreviation FAE may refer to:

fetal alcohol effects
Field Applications Engineer
fuel-air explosive
fundamental attribution error
The 'F-A-E' Sonata, jointly written by Robert Schumann, Johannes Brahms, and Albert Dietrich
The IATA code for Vágar Airport on the Faroe Islands
Fae is also a name for the inhabitants of the realm of Faerie (i.e., fairies).

Fae is also a character race introduced to Everquest II in EverQuest II: Echoes of Faydwer

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

I expect the most applicable to you would be

Field Applications Engineer.

Which makes you dull.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

FAIRLY AWESOME EWE, actually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

You spelt 'you' wrong.

And I shan't mention your grammar. But ta, it's nice to get a bit of accolade for once on this board.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

Be good or I'll stop oiling your axles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

That's the porn copied across.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

AHh yours is much lullier than mine

I'm stuck at work with mspaint and bored!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

Yes. Bloody suicide

cats. I've seen one running towards a group of innocent youths with a lit banger up its arse.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

'opens up a can of jihad'

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Tofor, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Is that the Jihad with little mini sausages in it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

nice 'n spicy Jihad

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Mmmm they are lovely

made with mechanically recovered chicken - whatever the hell that is...

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

as far as i'm aware

mechanically recovered meat is the stuff that's scraped from the bones, i.e. to get every last bit of chicken possible from the carcus.

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

waste not want not

as my granny used to say
but then she used to shit herself.
and piss herself. she said a lot of stupid things now that i think about it.

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

Eeeewwww!

Don't think I'll be eating tinned hotdogs again then.... Haha cheers!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

mmm

not recovered from the floor of the slaughterhouse then?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

Did you hear about the two owls playing pool?

One of them fouled and said to the other
"2 hits!"
"2 hits to who?" he replied...

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Argh!

Get that terrible joke away from my computer!
:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

Thats my revenge for all the punnage!

:oP''

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

That joke is

too shit to woo!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

That soldier's gonna get blown up!!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

Jim didn't always fix it .

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

pfft

cool username too :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

anakin on teh heroin i see

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

now that is fucking good fuck me that is fucking brilliant

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Cheers fella

I try.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

Thats another song ruined

its what I shall think of when I hear it from now on. (good job i'm not really a sex pistols fan)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

took way too long to get that

very good indeed sir...

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

haha

that's really stretching it

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

I'm open to suggestions

as to other reasons why Johnny Rotton might be dressed as Anakin Sywalker.
This seemed to me to be the most logical solution.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

It sure does get Mighty Warm out there by the Roadside.

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

My wife would like

that sign.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

i bet

she would..

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

woo for silly signs

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

I crashed

my car there (near Hambrook). About 15 years ago.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

now we know why

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

I recognise that sign!

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Weetobix, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

So do I

www.b3ta.com/board/6561864

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

mind piss!

I used to live behind parkway station before moving to Clifton.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

are you a brizzle bird?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Ooooh a social climber

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

i live behind...

patchway station

(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

I used to have to occassionally work at Abbey Wood

how it sucks the life out of you

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

I've seen that sign too many times for my liking!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

haha

a post for every occasion

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

try me . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

the Queen's official birthday!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Meh!

*shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Aha!

For her birthday she got a board game
Hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

Brliiant!

woohoo!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

That's Very Good...

Does it go Black and White as you get closer to Kansas?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

indeed

I put home into my sat-nav and it said 'There's no place like home'
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Please Click Heels Together in 5 Seconds

Please Click Heels Together in 5 Seconds
Please Click Heels Together in 5 Seconds
You Have Reached your Destination...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

rp 6029769

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

Not posted in a while, just learnt how to do this

*ta-da*

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

very nioce

what is oit?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

i think it may be a cock

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

A robot's cock.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

a black man's cock

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

a farrmer's cock

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

brown, wrinkled and full of bullshit?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

racist

SHOOP DA WHOOP

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

It be a pylon

Was under the lines, very loud buzzing!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

this fills me with horror

www.b3ta.com/board/6561827

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

angry spider eating a nugget of poo

i'd be great at a rorschache test.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

I like that

weird and wonderful

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

aaaaa

pylons give me the fear.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

Just look away

you'll be fine. It cant jump out of the screen and grab you while you're not looking at it.

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

oo pylons

You'll love my 2006 Pylons of Wales and the West Calendar!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Cant beat a bit of cancer in May!

But October's a well good shot!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

thankyou!

although since getting that close to take it, I've grown an extra head ...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

*Reaches for hat of shame*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

Brilliant.

Clcik!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

Pfffft

puntastic

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

i see nothing,..

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

woo mr saver that is

brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

hahahahaha

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

haha

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

*Groan*

nice 1!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

argh, teh punz!

Quick thread jack; took a phonecall in work just now, which went
"I, I I I I I I , I I I I Im sorr soh soh sorr so sorrr rr r rr rrr Im call call call calling ng ng back, bu bu bu bu bu bu bu but I had to to to to ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah as m m m m m m m m m my credit ran out."

Managed to stifle the laughter in time :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

where the fuck do you work?

Swansea Stutterers Association

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

I FUCKING WISH!

That would be AWESOME :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Th th th that was m m m m m m me you cu c cu c c c cunt!

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

hahahahaha

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

gah!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

What words of wisdom....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

Hahaha!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

That is woo

Try singing this... it does fit:

Letter B, letter C
Letter D, letter E,
F G H I J K L
M N O Peeee...

Q R S
T U V
W, X Y and Z

There's a letter missing, letter B...

(repeat until death)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

Had to get this out of my head...

You lucky lucky people. Cutting edge animation* AND biting social commentary in one post:

Apologies to any BMW drivers who actually DO use their indicators. Unless you only use them to hang things off.

Apologies to any BMW drivers who actually DO use their indicators. Unless you only use them to hang things off.

*Possibly not cutting edge

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

Monster.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

nice

woo!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

hahaha

class

edit: statutory

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

and "its"

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

yes.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

any chance of a bigger version of that?

Im going to print out a few and put them on windscreens

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

/\this/\

twice!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

great plan!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

oo do this.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

That has been done...

...but I'm afraid that's the only version I have. It's quite old now.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

hi time for another go at it!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

Hahahah!

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Curis, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

Haha!

And good day Doctor. I trust this finds you well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

Top of the world!

Well, not quite. Sort of "Half way up a multi-storey carpark in Basingstoke" would be more accurate. But I'm happy, alive and busy.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

statutory*

/runs

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)

and "its" not "it's"

/runs alongside

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Curis, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

*dies*

Brilliant.

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

arf

but it's the fucking audis that do that on my way into work

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

You wanna live in Footballers wives country like me

All the chuffing cars do it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

I do :¬(

but for some reason the aston's etc all seem to indicate
which is odd

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

Usually because

1. they actually own their vehicles - not lease them from work

2. they don't want to have the ginormous cost of panel beating when they get hit by a cyclist for not indicating

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

I saw 2 ferraris reverse into each other outside a famous footballer's house

that was raethr amusing :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

Why are you

stalking a footballer?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

hehe - well his wife is rather lovely (and famousish too)

nah, they live round the corner and i was on the bus home. the bus had to stop for the incident so i could see what was going on

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

Funnily enough, this was inspired by being cut up by an Audi on my way to work this morning...

Waiting at traffic lights to join a roundabout - he pulled in front of me from the left lane, and then went right, all without indicating.

What the furg is so furging hard about being in the furging right-hand furging lane if you furging want to turn furging right? The furging left-hand lane is for turning furging left!

/rant

EDIT: Now swear-filter friendly

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

i have to use a round about in the morning

where there is a single lane exit, but people go into the right hand lane to try and race around before the left lane
it's like a bloody drag race and quite scary
luckily my car is quite quick and i can usually get round without having to stop

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

I'd find that acceptable

as long as there is no right-turn off the roundabout

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

the arrows are painted on the road

left lane = left and straight on arrows
right lane = right arrow

but by right arrow people seem to think that it means straight on too because they can;t be arsed to wait in the queue
and the only reason there is a queue is because people in the left lane have to keep stopping to let the people in the right lane in.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

The problem with arrows painted on the road is

if you don't know the area and there is traffic, you can't see the arrows until you are just about to drive over them. At which point it is usually bloody impossible to change lane.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

nope

there are HUGE signs too
and they often drive along the wrong side of the road for about quarter of a mile to get in the right lane bit

I guess you have to see it to understand as my description isn;t very good

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

I meant in general.

If you are driving in an area you don't know and it is not clear which lane you need to be in except what is painted in the road, and there is a lof of traffic. When you finally see that you are in the wrong lane, people won't let you change lanes because they think you are trying to get one over on them.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

LOLLZORRZZZ!!one1!!

Furging!

*steals for future use*

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)

*furges*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

Or drving straight on.

In a two lane entrance thing.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

German car owners*

in general, in my experience.

*owners of German cars, not car owners that are German

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

Gah!

out-ninja'd

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

Except VW Drivers

...who are lovely.

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

i read that as aids

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

yeah

them too

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Lovely :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

hehe

so true

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

Like it, Centurion

How's you, Monsieur Labs?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

I'm grand, ta.

Will be much better come 5 o'clock, but I'm not complaining.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)

Agreed.

I always try to come at 5 o'clock, wherever I am.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

hahahaahahahahahaaha

woo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)

ho ho

Break My Windows!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

Hahaha!

Wheeeeeee!
pfft!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

*Neeerrrgs*

Today, Vlad's been peeking into alternate realities for a laugh. Tearing unstable holes
in space and time has proved to be a handy skill indeed.

What're you lot up to today?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

*groams*

i'm working, then rehearsing, then drinking

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

ooh

rehearsing what?

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

a concert performance of a 19th century opera

by michael balfe, called 'the bohemian girl'.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

I wasn't expecting that!

sounds great

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

then i shall be drinking leffe

in the queen's arms, in kensington, near imperial college. braw!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

that sounds posh

is it performed by kazoos

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

kazoos are beezer!

i shall suggest it to the conductor.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

Who needs kazoos when you have bassoons?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

why not KAZOONS?

*gets toolkit*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

Waiting for the man to come and fix my boiler

it's fucking cold here, and I can't even have a shower

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

Would you like me to wee on you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

haha

now there's an offer you can't refuse

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

'joins queue'

/cold blog

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

it's only work for a few seconds

then I'd be cold again.
thank goodness for my kettle
Thanks for the offer, mind!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

*wees on you anyway*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

in my house

that'd be lots of little yellow ice cubes by the time it got to me

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

Oooooh, exciting.

*does so*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

*sound of a bucketfull or marbles being poured over a wooden floor*

Most envigorating!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

i'm a bit disturbed that you associated the words 'piss' and 'kettle' somehow

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

anyone for tea?

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

no ta - I dread to think of what you will be using for milk

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

I only use the finest

hippo milk

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

braw!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

I am copying 5.9GB

worth of user-contributed pornography from my old server to the new server I have built. It is a Athlon64 X2 dual core server with FreeBSD 6.1.

Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

Is there any ....oh shit.

I can't remember the name of it.

Go to frat parties, film drunk teenagers having the seksch.

Fuck I can't remember. It's my favouritest porn EVER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

Are you drunk?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

I'm not, no.

Intersting question though. Why do you ask?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6561697

hardly seemed coherent now, did it?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

I type the way I speak.

Which doesn't help my case, I know, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

Well

there are a few photos of young lasses, possibly from colleges and doing sex, yes.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

Interesting

I wish to know more

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

Porn is when

you get images of people designed to be erotic and stimulating.

Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

*scribbles notes*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

Amateur?

Voyeur?
Exhibitionist?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

That's what's on my site,

but I don't think Ms. Wow is thinking of that.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

It'd count as amateur I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

Every american teen movie?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

Pffft

*hits head* OH I can't remember and I'm getting so annoyed!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

Is it a type of porn or a particular website we're talking?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

It's a particular website

American Fuck Party? No that soyunds wrong.

Who's at home? Can someone google it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

coed

college gang bang

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

college fuck fest ??

*ashamed of knowing porn titles*

no, i'm not at home

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

YES

God, I love you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

*blows kiss*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

*catches*

*faints*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

*tries to hump unconcious body*

there's the main storyline of CFF again...

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

I love CFF

I shall watch some when I get home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

you're really not like other girls, are you?

*likes*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Not entirely, no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

American Frat Party Girls Get Drunk And Go Wild

Flashing Their Bits in a Sexily Uninhibited Manner 6?

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Kroney, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

Don't think so. i rented that the other night

Great plotline, didn't expect the twist at the end.
I felt Keanu Reeves played a very convincing role

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

Lies!

I can tell you're lying; it's so obvious.

Nobody would rent that when you can download it so easily.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

No way

The internet is just a phase. I give it another month or 2.

Now VHS. There's technology built to last

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

Pffft, VHS!

Betamax is where it's at.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

I try to use Wax Cylinder

as long term storage

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

Yes

He was one of the doors, wasn't he?

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Kroney, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

One of the few roles where failing the audition got him the part

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

5.9gb?

that's pathetic, I recently deleted 50gb~

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)

debugging

and taking photos of things instead if debugging

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

Today I have had beans on toast for both breakfast and lunch.

Also I have made an ashtray out of a beer can and attended a lecture in which the bloke two rows in front of me fell asleep.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

I just had a shower

*clean*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

W***ing

and playing management chess.

New manager told me on Monday I can't work from home any more, I'm contracted to be in the office from 9:00-5:30 every day.

The creatives for an £8,000 ad campaign arrived at a quarter to seven on Monday night. I had to work on them and send them to the US that same night.

"Fuck this", I thought and went home. He had to spend all of yesterday evening begging the US team to run the campaign at short notice, and then sent round an email telling me that this must NEVER happen again.

I sent back an email pointing out that if work has to be done outside my contracted hours that there should be some kind of overtime pay involved.

Pawn takes knight.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

*claps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

hurrah

good luck to you

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

haha!

that'll learn him.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

good for you

it's exactly that kind of management bullshit that led me to jack in my job and set up on my own. Hurrah!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

I'm grabbing a quick bit of lunch and then nipping out for a stroll...

...and then back to work, trying to get people to book onto training next month. Rivetting stuff.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

Just for Ms Chorizowagon, it's 'Say What you See'© time!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

I am she!

Black and white tramp in an oven.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

factually correct, but not the answer I'm looking for.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Its a tramp oven with removable grill

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

see above

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Microwave doss down?

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Hobo Grill

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Getting warmer...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

a bum in the oven?

IS MY WENCH WITH SPAWN?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Yay! The Cap'n wins

See 4dam for your five pounds.

No - CW posted earlier that she was none too keen on todays' upcoming Say What You See, that's all.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

She's with spawn?

EDIT- oh I see. I though the cheeky cah hadn't told me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

see above

:)

Edit: I'd better be more careful with these in future, you lot read far too much into a simple post!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

and what, pray tell, have you done to Ms. Chorizowagon

that is related to this post ...?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6561692
or rather:
www.b3ta.com/board/6561151

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

i still don't really get the connection

but don't care about me

i just remembered a horrible pun about "riding the chorizowagon" posted here a while ago... :P

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

eeeeeee?

I wondered who that was on my back.

I would also like to clear up for the benefit of the good captain:

I am not with spawn,child,cub,calf,egg or any other variety of offspring, my oven is well and truly empty. ta :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

I *did* try and tell them, but would they listen? Would they hell.......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

and when you said 'no, la la la' I edited and said Oh, I thought she hadn't told me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

'lo Pzyko

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

Hmmm...

Grilled cheap-rate Father Christmas impersonator?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

splodge.jpg

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

Aha! You feel right into my stealth file naming convention trap....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

no, i think he's right.

it looks like a classic splodge.jpg to me.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

TRAMPROWAVE

MICROHOBO
BUMROWAVE

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

Bumrowave should win. But it didn't.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

I love Microhobo

I hope to see him on cartoon network shortly

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!1!!11onetyeleven!!

Very good sir!

I do like them really! I just never get them :(

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

Doof!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

pffffft!!!

I like this

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

Actually, I like this one =)

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

nice twist :)

Woot!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

hahaha

poor Macca. When will it end?

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

this evening

I think

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

Fucking better had

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

will he let us have a vote?

or will the challenge dictator take over again?

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

don't you mean

the three legged goatse?

(

Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

That's not a leg

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

Hahaha,

say what you see ;¬)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

'fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap'

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

hahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

hahahahaha

nawwty
*click!*

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

my god, it's an actual hummus macca-post :)

woo :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

you would! BOTH!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

Petition the PM

If anyone's not done so yet, sign the online petition below. Its already in the top 10:

juggle

If not for yourself, do it for the good of your fellow man. . . or woman

(No6, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

*dons flameproof suit*

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

Don's just phoned me - he wants his flameproof suit back.

I told him I'd let you know.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

*yowls*

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

Where there's flames there's this:

Hoorays!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

He's cool - I like his top-hattiness and slightly grainy quality.

EDIT: Does he have a name?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

I don't know.

We only know each other by sight.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

wise words

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

so true

egg!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

I do not have a uk post code

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

You can borrow mine....

EC2V 7NA :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

it appears that I now do have a uk post code

/but I feel I shouldn't do it anyway

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Spam it all you want :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

alrighty

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Order a bunch of shit to his house and arrange to pay on delivery!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

*goes to www.shitdeliveries.org*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

Thats the spirit my friend. . .

I don't see why we shouldn't help others from around the globe.

After all, Blair's fucking them up just as much as anyone else.

Touche

(No6, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

I'm just around the corner from you

*spies*

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

Where?!?!?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

EC3A 8NR

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

Oooooh!

I shall be having lunch near there at 1.10 :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

So will I

what a coincidence!

If you see a dreadlocked/bearded fellow (in the Cap'n Jack Sparrow vein) on your travels, say hello :)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

*cough*

www.fakenamegenerator.com/

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

'whistles furtively'

now that IS an interesting bit of kit.

Won't even ask you what shenanigans you've been up to ;)

(No6, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

Not my bag, really.

But the main parties seem to use it a lot. For things like this:
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2006/03/tessa_jowell_ca_2.asp

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

I know Emma Hitcock from London SE24

She's my flatmate, and she's a very honest type person.

As is Jessa Towell.

Stop besmirching their good names!

Signed,

Dave McFlapjack
London SE24

(

binnster, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

whoah

cool one....pity there's no Dutch option in there though. I could have had so much fun with that ;)

yours,
Dale L. Presley
2868 Romano Street
Dedham, MA 02026

Email Address: [email protected]

Phone: 781-407-1744
Mother's maiden name: Cherry
Birthday: March 10, 1974

MasterCard: 5307 3642 3293 9537
Expires: 12/2009

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

Oh great. I make windows and my mum's a serial child murderer.

Jessika Fenstermacher
81 Withers Close
SA8 8YF
ALLTWEN

Email Address: [email protected]

Phone: 077 0239 0917
Mother's maiden name: Krueger
Birthday: June 6, 1971

MasterCard: 5399 6661 1139 5428
Expires: 4/2008

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

haha

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

That's my credit card number

you bastard.

Regards
Dale.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

That link was filtered by my work computer for being

"Illegal or Questionable".

What a cnut.

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

heh, yet it lets you talk to us bastards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

meh

same here.

Damn IS to hell

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

I need more hippos

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

I'm currently making

a special 14,000 post hippo

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

'ave mine

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

ooo!

gateau!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

cor!

Nice gateau

/hungry

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

mmm

chomp!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

.
Prime Minister to stand on his head and juggle ice cream? Inventive, I'll give it that.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

cheeky pirate boat repost

(

Funkster, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

yaaay!

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

that one is slightly odd

I like it!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

yay

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

haha

I like the strange handle you've stuck up its bum

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

how else would you get it to eat marbles?

you silly.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

hungry hungry hungry hippos!

*joy*

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

anal cunt

(the band) did a version of the hungry hungry hippos theme

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

this clearly makes sense

I think

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

hmm

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

You make me sad....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

N to the E to the W to the S to the L to the E to the T to the T to the E to the R.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Afternings Cap'n!

*makes devil horns sign*

*cuddles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Such a good Christian boy....

*hugs* afternoon, my bechopped lovely...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

DO IT FOR THE BADGERS

capspack

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

nggggggggg

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Who is that?!?!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

M. Emmet Walsh

in a docu about Blade Runner

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

hahahahaha

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

'coughs'

hahahaha!!!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

PETITION THE PM TO TURN BLACK AND EAT POO

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Hahaha! ;)

http://b3ta.com/board/6561526

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

just replied ;)

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

hahahaha *snort*

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

Hahaha

Ace.

(

Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING HIPPOS

ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

That is something special

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

that's probably my favourite of the

many hippos we've had

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

this

is a thing of beauty

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

You haven't been here long have you....

that petition belongs to Manic....
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=524

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Noon Mr teh Architect!

How do?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

I'm not so bad good fellow!

how the devil be thee?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

I be fairing well!

Good to have no work to do and be able to be on b3ta all day :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

That is too funny

I saw this on C4 news last night and thought it was only a matter of time before someone abused it... but this is the kind of abuse I sanction wholly =o]

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

why?

what good would that do?

If he doesn't do it people will call him a wanker that doesn't listen to the people.
If he does then he'll look like a twat to the world.

All it does is undermine the importance of proper petitions

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

This. Online petitions do not work anyway. FACTOID.

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Gah

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

hahaha

that's great :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

The eye movement is absolutely superb

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

Egeanieuse

Superbly done.

(Squirminator2k is funny 'cos he's ginger, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

This is in the newsletter you plonker

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

i've not done it

and i shant.

as your all gay.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

I'm not

I'm aloof also

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

...

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to… fuck off

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

How wonderful.

The man behind that is some kind of super-genius.

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

hahahaha

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

Mnnnnngh!

Harsh, but fair.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

Not feeling very autistic tonight

Besides Bob Ross stole me paint set. :(

(AdamJ Just another pom, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

For some reason,

The bosy of that reminds me of Andrew mCdavies, the Fish headed doughnut man....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

you mean this chappy?

2007 Calendar Now On Sale

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

SPAM!

I do ;)

How do Mr Thor Sonofodin?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

i do fine.

calender now finished, book two in production and Andrews website nearing completion.

keep 'em peeled for an announcment soon.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Sweet!

*gives up on teh Nevilles Cloudberries and awaits andrewmcdavies.com*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

I have registered:

wheelybird.com
and
chortleberry.com

Can you imagine that? Can you?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

am it CDC tiem?

have a roast

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

bwhahaha

I still love the teh batman one though

(AdamJ Just another pom, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Isthat the nervous guy from

Scrubs?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Yes, Doug Murphy.

*saddo*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

Wow!

You know their surnames too!

i only know Chris Turkleton. I know it isn't his real surname, but like Kelso, I prefer it too :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

I'm going to kill myself- this is all from memory

John Dorian
Elliot Reid
Bob Kelso
(Percival) Perry Cox
Chris (Duncan) Turk
Carla Espinosa

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

What about Mr Janitor?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

We never find out his name.

Or at least not in the 3 series I have.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

and Dr Juan Itor!

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Great episode :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Hahahahah, yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

That's Jan

Pronounced Yan.

(

nick the greek, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

I dunno

someone said it looked like Doug, whoever that may be?

'edit' that's right, beaten to it!

doesn't watch enough scrubs

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

One can never watch enough

~~scrubs~~ Sarah Chalke....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

'Googles'

'see above animation'

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

you knows it

I believe she also played Becky in Roseanne for a while....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

Roseanne

phwooooooooar, now THAT'S a woman who knows how to eat

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Yup

www.hh.schule.de/hhs/info11-13/jan-julian/roseg.jpg

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

John C McGinley.

Mmm-mmm-mm.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

'....is that easy to manage?'

I need to get out more.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

hehe

that's begging to have an animated cock slapping him across the face

/saves for later

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

kekekeke

woo to the crudely drawn cylon

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

hohoho!

That's some braw brekkie!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

hahahaha

EAT THE COCK

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

autistic?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

arf!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

*spacs*

*gimps*
*photoshops*
*paintsho... ah fuck it.

(AdamJ Just another pom, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

cylons for disease control?

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

Haha

love it

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Hmmm

www.b3ta.com/board/6561463

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Are you now convinced that every single n00b is a fake?

Eh?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

Noo not at all

Just seems to be a couple who seem to be very wise in the ways of b3ta and whos posts seem blatently fake.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

maybe

and call me crazy, some of them lurked a while, and read the FAQ first?

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

I agree, there is the chance

I read the FAQ and it was the lube that eased me into b3ta without the pain or friction burns most N00bs end up with

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

btw

I have friction burns, but that's for another post =o]

And yes, I read the FAQ and had to wait til a Tuesday to post, and generally you ppls seem to fit into my giggly-gap. so if you think I'm a fake, I'll take that as a compliment.

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

I lurk far far far

far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far
far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far
far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far
far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far
more than I post.
I found this board way back in '02 I think, read it daily but didn't do much photochopping till recently. ;)

(AdamJ Just another pom, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

But surely CDC

stands for Crudely Drawn Cock anyway? So what would suggest that this man here is schooled in the ways of b3ta? Is it maybe that he didnt post a huge picture of Angel naked? Or spam us about Firefly?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

Ok so Im Paranoid

Stop looking at me.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

(

beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

bckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

Camp Dalek Copulator?

Obviously the Cylons would be the 'receivers' so to speak.

(jammietarts ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

"By your command, imperious leader"

says it all really. :)

(AdamJ Just another pom, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

right,

i've been workin on this for aaaaaaaaages and now i hate it.

have it.

i dont like the flower thing, it's buggin me, i just dont know what to put at the top instead. any suggestions?

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

s'quite nice

the flower sort of works because of the ones they all come with, but maybe it needs to be scaled a bit and go behind the windscreen a bit more?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

that might just work. it just looks a bit odd sittin there.

i think i shall embiggify the flower, maybe ad a couple more too.

but for now, i must go to w*rk..............wish me luck

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

I really like this actually....

I'm not sure, but maybe use another colour?

Or maybe more flowers, less tail?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

Bill Cosby and a Jello Puddin' Pop

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

I rather like that.

It's like Lemon Jelly artwork.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOH TA!

i love the lemonjelly stuff.

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

me too.

it is lully
as is your swoooshy pic.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

well, I'd put

a vagina, spread wide and in minute detail.

Possibly with a little meercat living in it, but only possibly.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

*pets*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

*awaits Rolf Harris*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

Do you know what you have started now?

I really hope that 4dam isnt around with his stories....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

he stole them all from me anyway

never gives me any credit etc...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

it seems a bit cramped :(

love the car
and the flower motif is cool, it just doesn't sit right where you've placed it

i WOO your talent

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

i also woo

and agree, knock back the oppacity of the flower, make it the background and place the car over it. at the moment they are competing for our attention. lovely work tho :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

look at me!

LOOK AT MEEEE!

*no hands*

*crashes*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

I was trying something similar myself

but had no end of troubles with edging, so I scrapped it.

/still trying to justify purchase of tablet blog.

I think it's lully.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

Put the logo on the side of the car?

Maybe...

Fast and furious stylieee.

*is not a chav*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

that's super

but maybe the flower is simply too big

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

I like that

TJ: what of this b3ta 'user'?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

All I can say

is I'm glad they've not posted any messages yet

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

It just rolls of the tongue doesnt it....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

hahaha snappy!

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

clever

but probably bindun

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

the account just had its first b3taday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

From today's Sun

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FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

BLOKE IN A DRESS!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

Top snip!

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

nice chopper

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

number one best seller mate!

and i can't even fah'kin spell!!

*stabs repeatedly ~ offers ciggie*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

'accepts'

'blows smoke out of fresh chest wound'

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

THE ASSONANCE! THE ASSONANCE! THE ASSONANCE! THE ASSONANCE! etc

I hate Sun headlines so much.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

in all fairness to the 'victim'

I can't tell which of the two cunts used to be a bloke, so it's certainly discrimination.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

The big one

With the slightly manic grin. I think.

I think more blokes should have sex changes. And more girls should be 50s esque drag kings.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

that's what I thought..

but the one on the right looks blokeish, in a harry potter/nerd kind of way..

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

have you seen footage of a sex change op? They showed it in South Park when Mr Garrison got his "fancy new vagina" and...well, there's no fucking chance in hell I'd ever have that done to *my* genitals thank you very much.

It's like me saying I think there should be more female circumcision in the world.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

You do know that South Park is fictional right?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

Yep

but they showed *real* footage of a *real* sex change.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

Yes but most blokes who have sex changes want to have them.

I don't know how many of the little girls who have their genitals mutilated with broken glass (in a lot of cases anyway) actually wanted it to happen.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

They fucking love it

the little slags

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

I love that Jack LaLanne Power Chopper!

And the Gemagic also :)

/Shopping TV Whore blog

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

That looks like

a "girl" from work.

(

nick the greek, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

Haha

did you just admit to reading the Sun?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

reading is the wrong word

I'd go for 'looking at'

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

Nah

It was just lying there.

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FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

flied lice

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

They seem to like being cooked in formation....

very good/bad punnage.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

i know i kinda got excited and went silly.. sorry all

only my 2nd post, still trying to get the hang of the humour.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

Humour?

You poor misguided soul....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

Is this site based around humour?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

perhaps they know these guys.

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The BrownHaze, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

uh-oh! watch out enfgland!

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

That's alright

I don't live anywhere near enfgland.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)

lol u better watch out, i was watching the newas and it mentioned illegal aliens

attack time! hold on to your seat steven speilburg! lol

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)

lol

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

Sting mentioned illegal aliens.

But I don't think he's ever held on to Steven Spielberg's seat. I could be wrong about this though.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

You are Stemill, surely? :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

I would be thoroughly unsuprised.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

i would

stemil was never this nice

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

yes he was,

in amongst the barrage of board member abuse he didn't actually do much wrong. Especially compared to Dr Dyslexia or the ruder established members who just post empty threads and swear at people.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

No, I am not Stemil

You ask 4dam, we go through this and he understand

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

you dropped this

's'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

Fake n00bs

All the rage nowadays....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

a squirrel with tits

or perhaps a cat with tits lol

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

i mean whatever you vote for when jollyjack dfoes his survey

it always ends up being an animal with human genitals - whast is that all about?!?!

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

and what's with you replying to yourself?!?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

lol and airline peanuts, right? RIGHT?

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

yiffology, I believe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

well i find it very strange, lol

i hope he has no pets!

anyway my stay today is brief, whilst i am absent from school i am required to sleep for a few hours every day after lunch.

farewell for now, beta!

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

you dropped this as well

'3'

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Ha ha.

+10 for headfunny.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Currently putting him up on the leaderboard under Doc Dyslexia

and just above mictoboy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

I miss Stemill

I thought he was ok (except for the massive pictures)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

I just draw pictures and sometimes comment :)

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

"I just draw pictures and sometimes comment"

No, you draw shit pictures that make no sense whatsoever, and are frightfully annoying.

I would like to see you attacked by a million wasps, and watch you being stung repeatedly in the face and scrotal area.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

go and fuck yourself, lol

really living up to the name, arent you!

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You tell him Chompy!

I for one love you :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

already

done it. many times.

Next?

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

I doubt you're italian.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

who? me?

*confused*

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

are you Rob, just pulling our gussets?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

*gusset*

laughs, but i'm not sure why.

gusset.......giggle........gusset.....giggle......

........methinks the alcohol level in my bloods is bottoming out.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

I'm thinking that too.

Regular member, different username, just having a laugh.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

The one on the left is clearly an anthropomorphic marrow.

'Ning all.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)

Or he ran into a fence.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

Or fell asleep on a barbeque?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

Or some corrugated iron.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

thats a fact.

it's marrow man

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

An anthropomorphic marrow

with tits?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

yes please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

HE STARTE D off as cucumber but yes more like marrow :D

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

/bewares

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

I love that story.

It was my favourite QOTW answer ever.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

I've never understoof the 'horse is an alien' thing.

Does anybody feel like explaining?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

The best noob post ever....

BEWARE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

I thought I bookmarked it, but apparently, I didn't

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

it was this

www.b3ta.com/board/4457268

It greatly amused a few drunken b3tans and started a bandwagon

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

Haha

That's a bit odd, that is.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

it's more about what happened afterwards

mainly zak mcflimby, posting one after another after another of "horse is a alien" pictures

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

beware!

and thanks for the link
/archives

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

Not a clue.

Someone give me a job.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

yup

mine too :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

That story was great

I moved house this year & all the rooms were purple/red so needed painting a less headachey magnolia.

I painted "I AM A CUNTHORSE" on every wall (before painting properly) in honour of that story.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

yay!

did you take pictures?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

Sorry chap, I should have done

I should have taken before & after pics as well but I cant describe how disgusting the colour scheme was before I decorated, purple on the walls, green on the doors & stairs.

I never wanted to see it again, but now its all magnolia & white I really wish I had taken photos, especially after painting "I am a cunthorse" all over the place.

Oh well, i'm an idiot.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

who are you?

you must be a fake. i just dont find you convincing at all.

COME ON! OWN UP!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

i dont understand why you are all unkind

all i do is draw and comment and you just shout and say horrible things at me.

i dont think i want to be poster here anymore.

i am going now and i wil not post again.

(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

i think what it is

is that you are very good at getting around the board replying quickly to people

like you are an experienced b3tan

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

buh bye..

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

Yeah yeah

Own the fuck up

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

i love you

in a gay way

(

Ceteri, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Her expression just said this to me....

Story here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/default.stm

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

do you see this expression often then (in the mirror!)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

Mainly after your 'special visits' actually.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

you are out of toilet paper by the way

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

I'll grab a few copies of 'London Lite' on the way home, dear....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

don't forget

I'm busting to make a delivery at Twyford

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

Hahaha

That's no way to refer to Paul.

I think she's getting back in practice for entertaining arab sheiks.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

How did you know my name is Paul....?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

I know what you mean by 'entertaining' hee hee

You mean having sex for money, right?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

I thought she juggled chainsaws for them

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

She 'juggled their chainsaws' alright! haw haw

By which I mean she performed sexual acts in exchange for monetary consideration.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Worst euphemism ever!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

Yup, pretty bad

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

Could you clarify that a little, please?

*checks over shoulder for lawyers*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

*Allegedly*

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

hehe

you never know.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

What's she gonna do huh?

Use her millions of pounds to hunt me down and destroy me for everything I have & hold dear...

...gulp

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER?

I still don't get that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

Wizard of Oz reference

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

ohhhhh.

you're a star, it's been years of RISsing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

Sorry, i'm a bit slow today

chimney?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

what's she gonna do with a chimney on her.

Some line from some shite track years ago.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

I see

Edit - googled & found youtube videoshcmideo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyOevXSVlWA

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

you better release a greatest hits album quick

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

whilst standing on one leg

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

how do you think the first one went

run over - my arse

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

needs more flower arse

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

Shocking . . .

If not the seams then the inadvertant rascism because I used an Asian girl . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

red lorry yellow lorry

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

Good band.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

i knew their first bass player steve smith

worked with him at a tv equipment hire company.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

You showbiz bastard.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

Do you

never stop commenting?

Could you go a day without adding a comment? I bet you 5p you can't!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

I don't comment on saturday or sunday

And thgere's been several days recently qwhere I haven't commented but I've been at work, I just couldn't be arsed.

But today I am bored, and I want the day to go quick, so I are here.

Why do you mind anyway, you love me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

Ha ha!

You owe him 5p now!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

I have.....*counts*

15 whole English pence in my little pot.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

*steals*

*spends on 15 penny chews*

*yummeh*

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

there are no penny sweeties anymore.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

oh yes there are

don't you be giving me any disillusion!
pffft. you'll be telling me theres no Father Christmas next........

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

I know where there are

sweet shop, Macclesfield indoor market

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

That's the north though. Time warp.

Those of us in the 21st century have no penny sweets.

*runs* I'm from Sheffield you know, I've just been infected by the south....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

Yes

I also hear you pay extortionate amounts of money for beer down there too :)

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

Well I don't

I'm a girl.

;-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

I don't mind.

It's just that every other comment on the board today was written by you. I thought you were setting a record or something.
Of course I don't mind, and of course I love you. I love you like I love my sister.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

I used to have that accusation levelled at me

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

Nonsense.

I don't love you, whether as a sister or otherwise.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

Well there we are then *pops wheely on her shoulder*

And no, I'm not giong for gold or anything.

Although I might, I do like Kris Akabusi, he's mental.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

AWWWOOOOGAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

John Fashanu?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

thats not kriss akausi

its john fashanu..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

was it?

meh - what noise did akabusi make then when he was on record breakers?
was it "AAAAWWWIIIGHT"? :¬S

*resets brain*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

Just lots of noise, all the time

as I recall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

yeah

just insane laughing constantly..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

Yup!

That's why I love him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

it seems that the two of them have merged into a single person in my brain

Kris Akabusi
AND
John Fashanu

TOGETHER THEY ARE

Krisjohn Akabushanu!

*dililililililileeeeewwwwnnn*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

I was with you up until the tourettes at the end

Chicken, peas and RIS?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

sorry

i threw in a bit of bill and ted air guitar (badly)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

That was a guitar noise?!

That's more of a widdly widdly nyeeeeow.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

it's a cheap one

yeah, that's it
it's a cheap air guitar

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

My air guitar's a jackson

So it's not cheap but it sounds it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

possibly my best name drop effort

he took me round his old haunts in london and used to tell me about drinking with Jimi Hendrix and having U2 support them on tour..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

Pfft

That's nothing. I drunkenly jumped on the lead singer of Dragonforce. He's very wee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

I irritated Claire Sweeney

My mate was working behind the bar and served me first over her shoulder which annoyed her cause she was in brookie.. And I didn't pay for the drinks..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

I could beat the living shit out of that woman

And feel no bad emotions out of it.

No reason why I hate her really, I just don't understand why she's still considered a celebrity. She was last in a soap fucking years ago.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

yeah,

but she has been on Loose Women since ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

SO?!

*kicks her in the flaps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

i snogged sean maguire

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

Pfft!

that's nothing

i'm a close personal friend of myself, and i have been for sometime!!
you can see us hanging out together at all the most popular venues

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

Like the loo?

OMG *worships*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

better tongue twister.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

never heard of 'em

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

EMO

goths band..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

ah...that's why then.

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

They were kinda pre Rites of Spring so can hardly be described as emotive hardcore.

Go learn something about music.

:p

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

Goth

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

RACIST!

And you should've posted that at 2 30 ;)

Ning Mr the Hat!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

Me velly solly . . .

*spangs self*
STOBBIT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

Arf!

And anyways, she's not asian!

Where's the school uniform?

I've seen them before on TV and that!

/Auditioning for Seinfeld the Stage show blog

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

*passes Hat of Shame*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

Pah!

I INVENTED the Hat of shame . . .
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

All the more reason you should have it back then...

*offers nicely*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

*wears proudly*

I didn't think . . . I just picked a lolly pic from Getty . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

back to its true owner

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

RACIST!

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likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

more boobies!

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

lil bit of inadvertant racism for t'hecklers

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

hahaha!

that's a-hauling!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

Hahaha!

I van-t a big pun thread RIGHT HERE!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

I've articulated

my best joke already

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

I'm gonna Juggernaut your way

for the quality of that pun!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

I'll just trailer round after that

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

So you should!

Pah! The Ute of today!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

I used to live inna castle with a moat

but because of the drowning risk . . . the council took our motorway
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

You should've built a new one

and just road your luck a bit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

well, I don't b-lane them . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

I think I may give up on these puns

You seem to be streets ahead!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

the truck stop's here...

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

if these doon't stop soon

I'll have to be carriage(d A)way on a stretcher

/coat

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

Oi!

I've got my (cat's-)eye on you!
Hehehe! I thought you were giving up!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

anyway the pics too small

make it rigger

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

You're such a nay sayer!

I see you're just waiting for someone to mess up....

Circling overhead like a voiture!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

thats painful

wheely wheely painful

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

Sorry,

I didn't realise you would get so Tyred so easily....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

hehe

that pun was t'raffic

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

Tank you very clutch!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

I do like Clutch

They're very good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

I would too

its driving me insane.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

that's trucking terrible!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

oh Truck off!

that's aweful ;¬)

edit: B3TAN AGAIN! I give up

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

I believe that was made into a novel

by H G Vells

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

you say that in a very articulated way

(not very good at english but i think that makes sense)

edit: damn b3tan to it

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

that

deserves this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

Arf!

Brillogs!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

gah!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha!

Brill!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

HAHA!

the smile makes it... :)

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likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

hahaha

what a lovely road!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

I think I've been punned to death

*takes last breath*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

Ooo,

you naughty :¬)
And how, exactly, did you 'use' her...pray tell :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

Oh my

whan will it stop? ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

Oh Dear GOD!

The first thing i see today is your mighty pun gland on flying form.

Woo!
;¬)

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

DAVE!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

GINGE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

take some time to celebrate

it could be
it could be so great

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

LOL

ning sir (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

Mwwwwah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

morning miss

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

That's what I do in the toilet just after I get up

well, near the toilet . . .
that's the joke!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

hahaha

*slaps*

I'm not sure how much pnnage I can take today

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

Yohohohohoho!

What a rancid pun! That one smells like blocked drains.

that's rubbery, where ya wheelie bin.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

It's time for T

NSFW

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)

GAH!

PRECIOUS!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)

god

you MADE me click on that link.

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

PRECIOUS!

maybe

"/buffalo bill"

would have given you more of a heads up :¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

There's no chance I'm clicking that

/at work blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

you can claim insanity

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

I came.

I came so hard.

I'm dizzy now.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

I feel scarred

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

Why must I click this things!

Damn Foo'!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

hes a eunuch..

would have thought hed be a big lad down there.. well that shattered the illusion

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

I think I'll pass that link by

ning all!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

a very wise plan.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

PHWOAR!

WHAT A MANGINA!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

Eeeeek!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

not a chance in hell!

i've seen him naked far too many times...

*rock back and forth*

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likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

pretending to be a girly? or really a girly?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

I couldn't resist

*spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

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