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Does 'being so piss-easy to do, even that tithead couldn't cock it up' invalidate a compo entry?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

Haha! Subtle...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

too subtle for me................

clue?

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Just Flange, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

As Noddy Holder might say,

noice.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)

i'm still not getting it

please help

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)

It's an Ice-Cream van... except it's just selling Cream... all the ice has melted.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)

You'll kick yourself for bothering to try...

no ice, as a hesitant Nod might say.
Sorry for worsening your day again, folks.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)

best van ever

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

best superlative EVER!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

eww

nobody's going to want that.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

christ

that took far too long to spot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

I think I've slightly overdone Africa.

South America looks tasty though.

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

Australia looks nice and rare

That'll be my bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

Ooooo non-identical mindpiss

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

I'll have Oz

It still looks pretty raw

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

Fantastic!

Woo!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

Marvellous.

CAUTION: Parts of Siberia may still be frozen in the middle.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)

Interesting

Siberia doesn't seem to be on the bbq at all

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

shat

my
breeks

that's good

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)

Shheeeeooot..

That thar is Dang Clever Boy... I rec'nise
A-Merker.. But What's dem other shapes..?

(Woo!)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)

Someone's already swiped half of Asia!

Slip me South America in a hot-dog roll.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

It'll never fit

you'll need a burger bap at least

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

Fine, chop it finely and pile it into a pitta

Mmm, Latin American Kebab...

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

You know how it is

some bits slip through the bars.

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

That's the burnt offering

to the Barbeque gods.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

I've been very rude

It's most Woo, sir.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

Alaska

please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)

My son had a ruke awakening as Joseph this morning...

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spoonmuppet, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

LOLZ

Kids, eh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

That girl right next to Mary

looks like 4dam has just got to her!

Poor lass!

Edit: And furthest left, Mugatu....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

haha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

You're only laughing because

you know it is true! Far too true!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

And you're only bitter because she turned you down

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

It may be sad,

but it is undeniably true....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

Would

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

you have a towel fetish!

AICMFFP

/free fetish porn

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

I must have too!

Coz when I get out of my bath, I rub my body with one!
Hang on, I just realised it doesn't make me wet though! Quite the opposite!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

Weird!

Just like the fact that open fridges make a place warmer apparently....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

and jesus was a jew?

the world's gone fucking mad!

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mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

No he wasnt you spacker!

He was American! I've seen him on South Park!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)

john peel is a spacker!?

scoper

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mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)

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mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

hahahaha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)

PFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft !

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)

the one in blue is saying...

"Smell my hand... it smells of y'ma!"

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

Technicolour tea towel.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

good wet and windy afternoon.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

Alizee = spluffage

woo.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

fwooaarr

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

you are aware that that's Cherie Blair's head?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

So would!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

hahahahaha

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

would

would do Cheri too

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

3 cock gob

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

2 with attachments

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

hahah!

ERECTION TIME!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

Ace!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

*SPLUFFS*

*SPLUFFS*
*Spluffs*
*spluffs*
*spluffs*
*spluffs*
*spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

hahahahaha

hahahahahaaaaa
w/y/h

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

do you spit or swallow?

freaksafari.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2166#post2166

(liaronfire, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

who ARE people like you?

jesus.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

crikey

not seen you in a while.

i hope things are as funtastic as ever.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

I'd like to ask you the same before you get reamed a fresh one

and yes, grown ups are having sex - it's true what your school friends say.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

O_o

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING HIPPOS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

hmmm, links board?

if at all...

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

you're fucking amazing

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Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

I bite.

Then swallow.

Interested?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

*slowly raises hand*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

Did I give you permission to move?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

O_O

no.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

*grabs dixon's chin*

Well then I wouldn't, if I were you. Put your hand on the floor please.

*places stiletto gently on top of dixons hand*

Now, are you going to move again? *presses*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

GAZ ME!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

*does so*

Damn I'm good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

*falls off chair*

*bangs head on back of painting with eyeholes cut out*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

lolz!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

*raises leg*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

Room in my flameproof bunker for one more!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

*brings Jammie Dodgers and a Thermos of Tea*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

No need for that Thermos, I've got a kettle!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

Damnit!

*scurries off*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

Only room for 1 now...?

Have you had Lawrence L Bowen (Son of Jim) in to do a modern redesign...

Eeeh I remember the days when hundred of B3tans would sit Shivering in that ol' Bunker, waiting for the rain of Hippos to cease...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

I've filled it with games and toys...

There's only room for 2 now, or three if we all know each other very well.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)

Ah... a Rumpus Room...

Or Play Pit...
Hmmm...
Do the toys have a lot of straps and pulleys and*ahem* cuffs?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

I gargle

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

I, Gargoyle

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

sweet monkey jesus

cock off and cunt, you twunting fuck.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

wwwfreaksafari.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2166#post2166

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

I've only just realised this compo is about the BENEFITS of global warming...

So here, have this:
Apologies if you live in Milton Keynes...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

Hahaha

If only!

*clicks*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

Hurray

Although I pity the poor archeologists having to excavate 200 identical roundabouts

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

I got lost in that fucking place on a daily basis when I lived there

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

I share your pain.

Although I didn't live there, but I used to drive through it regularly.

Didn't go the same way twice as far as I know!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

I live near it

and it's still a fucking mystery to me. I get lost between the xscape centre and the bloody bus drop off, which is only a couple of hundred yards...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

Do they still have that pyramid shaped nightclub on "Bourneville Boulevard" (or whatever that main street is called)?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

Not a clue

I don't go often. I like in Aylesbury, which is about.....15 miles away? I don't know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

ooh my Great Aunt and Uncle live in Aylesbury

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

where does your shit aunt live?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

You are Ade Edmondson

AICMFP

:D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

Where in Aylesbury?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

I'm sure they'd just assume they were part of some strange ritual

"and they built hundreds of circles out of a paste made from ground bits of rock and sand and water, these were the locations of triannual ceremonies begging the gods for good seasonal crop growth"

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

arf :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

are you in India now?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

everything went to hell with our visas since we're americans in england and my sister has to wait till wednesday to get hers and her passport back from the indian consulate, so now we missed our flight and wouldn't have enough time to go anyway. its lame.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

We believe it was a great temple to the god 'Ro-Adrage'

A god of anger and frustration

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

Haha!

*makes note of Ro-Adrage*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhh!

/frankie howard blog

:D woo

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

hahahaha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

oooh nice

wooo

prolific today?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

I'm on fire, baby!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

*cough*

compo it
*cough*

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teedyay, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

D'oh! Done.

*tips hat to teedyay*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

oh... it's YOU!!!!

/just realised name change blog

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

It is indeed!

Good afternings to you Mr Bawls sir =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

nings and noons to you!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

Hahaha!

WOO!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

Ha ha Brillio

woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

Hahaha Satan's Layby...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

I read that as

Satan's a ladyboy!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

So did I, bizarrely.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

He is...

He tempts you in looking like a Pretty Lady but then Unveils his Massive Demonic Tool...

What could be more evil?
Edit: Unless of course you're into that...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

nice one.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

now you need a helicopter

and a lava shark!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

Took to long and totally ~~not~~ worth it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

hahahaha

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

teehee

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

Clouds by Reuters

tee hee

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

arf!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)

That's all the shizzle

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

RIS?

Are reuters known for using clone stamps?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

One of many links:

www.wideopenanus.com/index/gaping_shitpipes.html

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)

JAY-SUZ!

as if we wouldn't notice!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

Clicking that link was a huge leap of faith on my behalf

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

ha ha

me too

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

someone working for them did a really bad photoshop job on one of their photos

to make some missile damage look worse than it actually was. Let's just say their clone tool skills left a lot to be desired.

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/5254838.stm

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mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

Your pictures are cracking me up today =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

good! :)

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

genius

like a diamond bullet straight through the forehead

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mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

Haha!

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mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

hahaha

very good

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

Hehe!

I can't get enough shark and diver pics!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

nice

I think we've seen all three options now

Shark covered by water
bridge covered by water
and No water

ace!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

Not forgetting

Sharrrrkkksss iiinnn spaaacceeeee....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

frozen water?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)

*gets killed in stampede to start photoshop*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)

I think they call it 'Ice' nowadays mate.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

Hehehe

*bows*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

my missus

has got a frozen cunt coincidentally

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

yup, here's my no water one

in case any one missed it:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6613237

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)

...makes politics more fun :)

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nocturne72, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

7.4

edit* - longest thread ever started by just a number?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

twenty to eight?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

£4.53

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

for two?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

If you want, but no kissing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

That's not fair.

You just don't like to watch them kissing.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

It upsets me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

Yes.

I told them. I said, "You're both meant to use your mouth. That's not hygienic." I did.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

*confused*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

Up until the bird interjected I was making a hooker joke

I don't know where he's taking it now but I kind of like the ambiguity.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

Well

you'd said you'll entertain two people for under a fiver, but no kissing. I assumed that it was kissing each other that you objected to. But what do I know?

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

Lots of hookers say 'I'll do what you like, but no kissing'

as in kissing of the punter by the lady of the night.

Actually, it's better that you didn't know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

I'd never pay for sex.

Though I might barter.

I have an unopened tin of Tetley 'Dreamy Green' tea (25 bags). Any girls want to swap that for an anal fun?

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)

is it green tea?

or is it just green in colour?

Expand on the tea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

A gently revitalising

light green tea. The can has a foil seal.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

The manwife might

he likes green tea. Personally I think it tastes of bleurgh.

I like yorkshire tea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

That's why it's unopened.

I like Darjeeling. Especially with scones.

Right. I'm off out t' pub. Hold the fort for me, would you?

Ta ta.

xxxx

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)

Luf!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

The bastards.

Ignoring you like that. IGNORE MY LITTLE WHEELIE WILL YOU?!

*storms off to gather equipment*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6614051

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

Hehehe.

Like a fox!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

Er,

www.b3ta.com/board/6613460

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

Yup.

We're good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

6.9

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

Is that a mutual oral quickie?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

yes. the dot is to ensure one of us wears protection

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

that's

global wettening

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

I think it's safe to say

that b3ta has set the record for Most Underwater George Bush Pics in a 24-Hour Span

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

*high fives*

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

The previous record was 1 though.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

And yet he still hasn't drowned...

...the man upstairs clearly isn't listening

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

he has gill implants

manufactured by Halliburton

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

ahhhhh...pissflaps!

only just looked back through. :(

wouldnt mind but i did that last night and only just posted it.

Arse biscuits! Back to the drawing board.

(

nocturne72, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

yours is the best, though

because you added fish

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

bless ya.

(

nocturne72, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

wooooooo

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

that is

absolutely awsome!!
have you entered it into the compo?

/skanky part-timer blog

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

hahahahahahah

still needs the second ripple modifier ;)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

Awooga! Awooga!

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

I can sell you one.

Fifty quid and half a spatula of brain dust?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

I've got plenty here

with waves, vortexes, motors, gravity, displacements, wind, drag to boot.
I think I'm covered ta.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

balls to that

I fugged up the penguins as it is

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

I think they have a nice waddle :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

*points*

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

W/Y/H!

this is great!

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

you did see the original down there that I blatantly edited, yes?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

you clever bastard

hurrah

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

bloody brilliant

W.Y.H

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

that's cracking!

Woo

(

mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

biting nails

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

holy fuck

*fears*

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

Eeep!

*cries*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

*dries tears*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

NYAM NYAM NYAM NYAM

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

WTFBBQ????!!!!!!!

wootastical!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

that's rather ace.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

WOO!

(

MrA, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

Awwww

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

Feers!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

Wouldn't mess with them.

They look nails.
Even Pinky there looks a right nasty piece of work.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

he's the nutjob

he'll fuck you up!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

The Begbie of the finger world?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*inhales*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

*PARP*

now try inhaling

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

Gives a new meaning to "finger food"

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

Hahaha

from the BBC competition thingumy?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

great stuff!

woo!

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

That makes me feel a bit queer.

/Duncan Norvelle

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

oh nooooeeeesss!

*fears*
woo!

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

hahaha

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

woo - In soviet russia

Nails bite YOU

edit: What's with the ghey font?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

brill, ace AND skill.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

that is giving me the fear

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

Zombie fingers

"Naaaaaaaiiiiils"

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

Oooh vicious!

Brilliant stuff :)

(

in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

cor

brilliant

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

hahaha

Nicely done fella

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

An already-ludicrous 'sport' loses the last dregs of its credibility...

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

hahaha

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

hahaha

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

Haha!

That took a while to load, and I thought it was going to be some kind of bull-fighting thing =)

Also: 'nings, Mr Tramp sir.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

Why, good morning.

Tip of the day (not just for you, Kenneth): don't have 7 tins of Scrumpy Jack and 2 whole corns-on-the-cob for your tea on a Wednesday night.
Thursday will despise you for it.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

Another tip

If you suddenly find out you're dairy intolerant then don't eat all the cheese to stop yourself from eating it later. Just give it to someone else.

Silly manwife.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

sure it's no worse than

a lamb madras and a bottle of rum.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

As a well-respected musician once said:

'My bottom hurts just thinking about it'.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

Tursdays already despise me

along with the rest of the days of the week :(

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

it's because you always spell their names wrong.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

Hoho

Add points for using Torvill and Dean.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

hahahahahahhahah

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

apparently it's not just in Kensal Rise... it's moving around London...

(

calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

Cor, I like that!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

that's a very nice shop.

I don't think you even have to get it for it to be good! well done!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

woo!

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

Yay!

It would chop the legs off people on the platform with its wings and this amuses me greatly :)

(

in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

nice

might be a bit faster than the tube...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

The London Air

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

hahahahahah

top work, quick, duplicate the ripple modifier and put it on the returning pods' entry point to create a nice crossing ripple in the middle ;)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

/3d geek

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

stop wanking

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

why?

it's nice

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

My geek radar just spazzed out.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

Did it glow red

and make awooga awooga noises?

(

in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Like that dick from Gladiators?

"Join us after the break to see Wolf attempt to anally penetrate Louise with his pugelstick. Awooga!"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

Yeah

it never caught on, did it? :D

(

in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

Cuck off

funt

(Wolf off of Gladiators, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

CUNT!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

O_o

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

^_^

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

(=^_^=)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

(∈Θ∋)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

=30E=

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

*edit*
AARRRRGGGHHHHH!!! I WANT MY CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

I want my MTV

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

buddledumdum bah dum da dum dum dumdumdum

*gives up trying to write out the rest*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

whrrr WayYYYYYYYYYYYYYY wAHHYyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WRRRRRRRRRR

WWWWWWWWWWNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGNGGGGGGGGGGG WHHHHNNNGGG!!!!!!!!!

duh duhhhh de duhh duh duh dedede duhd duh duh duh duuuhhh de de duuhde duhde duhde

I need a cuppa.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

it's ok, I get it quite often

I think one of them might mean it in a "funny" way, but I just ignore it anyway.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

i know... that's the joke

I don't think you're a cunt... A GRUMPY BUGGER, yes!
a cunt, no!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

that

is superbly done!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

frikkin' crikey

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

hahahaha

that's a bit good

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

fantastic!

you git

;)™

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

That's just beautiful

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

Blimey.

That's fucking excellent. I salute you.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

so good

so very good
*clicky*

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

as good as this is

I'm seeing mostly downsides to global warming

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

this.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

funny that

It's quite good to see that so many B3ta folk are so environmentally minded though

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

what was that?

I can't hear you with this air conditioning and heating system on at the same time!

;¬)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

arf

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

turn your speakers up.

*edit - actually, rather ashamedly I only recently learned what the knobs on the radiators do. So now I don't have to have the heating on in my drum room when I'm downstairs.

A little bit less wasteful everyday. :D

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

Could you nip round to my old office in London and show them?

Every winter it's the same.

Turn all radiators on full.

When three people die of heat exhaustion turn them off.

When one person dies of hypothermia, turn them back on full.

When the walls crack and the glass in every window shatters, turn them all off again.

When a glacier forms in the corner, turn them all back on full.

And so on...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

Oh god yeah..

in our office, which is part of a larger shared building type thing. the radiator knobs are actually broken, so they're permanently on, very very high. And in a small room with mostly glass walls, 6 people and about 10 computers, it's not pleasant at all.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Blimey

6 sweaty cracks for your pleasure

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

Ewwwww

*shudder*

(

in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

At school on hot days I used to be the first out of the room at break times

since the smell of 30+ teenage sweating arsecracks all standing simultaneously made me dry heave

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

I hope you've got the window open too

I have

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

It's bloody freezing with that window open!

turn the heating up!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

Arf!

to hot now.
*opens fridge door*

(

mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

Jesus Spoons!

*wedges microwave door open and turns on*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

opening the fridge door will cause theroom to heat up

/thermodynamics pedant

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

what?!

that's impossible.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

*opens freezer door to counteract*

why isn't this working?

(

mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

Cos if opening cold things make it hot

Turning on hot things will cool it down!

*flicks on the grill and all the hobs*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

Hahahaha!

-this must end now

(

mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

now my desk is unevenly lit!

*turns on another lamp*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

I fancy a cup of tea

*Fills kettle to max and flicks it on*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

meh

i forgot to make the cuppa

*empties kettle*
*refills to top*
*turns it back on again*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

I took the windows out last year

they were pointless

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

I just live outside

with six patio heaters.

I use only disposable plates, cutlery and clothes.

And I wash in the blood of freshly clubbed baby seals, using manatee fat for soap.

But I only buy recycled toilet paper.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

arf

I washed my car using Evian water.

And i put the empty bottles in the normal bin - not the green one.
mmwwuuuaaahahahahahaaaaaa

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

My house, and next door, are the only two houses

that I know of, in the entire town, that aren't allowed green bins.

Strange.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

I have ordered a green bin approximately 10 times

over the last few years, and they have never turned up.

But I move house tomorrow anyway. I hope the new people get a delivery of 10 green bins.

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

Haha

that would be ace.

If they do, can I have one?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

No!

We shall throw the remaining 9 in the non-recycling bins to avoid confusion

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

but that bin is only collected on the 2nd wednesday

of the 4th month after the 1st lunar equinox

I think. It may be different over xmas.

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

My mate who lives in Milton Keynes...

...told me about a big kerfuffle a few years back when it emerged that the council put taxes up to pay for green bins, recycling bins etc, and then one lorry came along every week and threw everything in each bin in together =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

hahaha

THAT'S what we pay council tax for.

The other year, Leeds city council got caught sending all of their 'recycled' rubbish to a landfill in Malaysia (or somewhere like that).
How fucking shit is that :¬)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

I have the window open in my bedroom 24/7. And I have the radiator on too.

I need the fresh air

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

breaks

in.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

there's nothing worth having

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

Your name looks like a piano

I shall call you Mozart.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

So do your teeth

*badum*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

hahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

*empties vat of mercury into local stream*

huh? whaaa?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

don't be daft

you can see the tropical fish from the old aquarium in their natural habitat!

(dognutz, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

That's cocking brill

I bet I know where this is going.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

fuck a duck

fantastic!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

lovely.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

Fantastic!

(

in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

that's grand!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

Grrrreat.

In fact, have a woo. There aren't enough of them around these days.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

ooOooooh! awesome!

afternoooooon

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous!

*mwah*

(

in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

'lo tutt

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

Wizard!

great work

(

mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Superb!

(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

hardy...harrr

tis rib ticklingly hilarious....

(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

that is amazing!

tippety-top!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

Nicely!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

Top work!

Clickety click.

(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

woo-click-yay

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

I love that. especially the water draining out of the pods as they come up.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

look again

its not the water draining out, its the horizon seen through the glass :P

great all the same tho

(Phaeron in your base since, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)

top work!

help yourself to some of these:

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

heh heh!

complimentary nuts!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

thought this was fab up there

the original is better.
woo yay and houpla.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

Winner

woo

(

xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

This

Is effing briliant, and it's not on the front page, WHY ???????? It's way better than some of the wank that gets FP'd

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)

Wonderful!

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Grampa, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

So lovely...

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

nicely

woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

very good

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

arf

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

wot

no polar bears?

/I know.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

crackin' stuff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

Good idea!

*hugs*

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in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

Haha!

Here, Samuel L Jackson's got something for you:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

'noon

see also scrabble & fish

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)

haha

i larfed before the punchline, I thought it was an advert from the rooftop barbequeing marketing board.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

i'm going to hunt you down and gut you like a fish

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

oh boy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

and your cooking

gets slated

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

Apparently people have been queuing round the block for these. Can't see the attraction myself.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

very nice, and funnily enough...

slight TJ, but just noticed this on the BBC site, unshopped:

the article itself contains no warnings about 'moistness', but plenty about 'motion'
as people have been throwing the controllers around like bowling balls
EDIT: They've just updated to include a bit about moist hands!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

Alright, which b3tan works for the beeb?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)

chunderbunny does

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)

Does he?

Does he really?

Well I never.

I'M GOING FOR A CIGGIE NOW NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO BE INTERESTING UNTIL I COME BACK.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

*is interesting*

*awaits beating*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

lets all slag her off while shes's away

the BITCH

edit: or not

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

the COW

tee hee

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)

and she smells

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

i heard that she

is really stupid and gay

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

and she kicks kittens

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

You are all shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

Ah the 'smile sweetly and she'll melt' defence.

Well....but....

Awww.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

it's difficult to get more complex emotions across in a mere smiley

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

The old Colon and Closed parenthesis

Melts a womans heart

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Oi!

I wasn't slagging you off, I was just being interesting!

*brown noses*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

he is a bonafide news gatherererer

or summat

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

yes, something like that

(he cleans the toilets, so more of a poos gatherer)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

hahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)

Is he really?

My mate's a news gatheriser for the beeb, too. They might be the same person! Or at least know each other.

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Ptortoise, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

Chunders does work there

but I think he's a webmonkey.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

Aha

In that case, it's not such a small world after all.

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Ptortoise, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

Yeah

on the website bit too :)

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in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

my mate draws stuff for the beeb website

like all the little icon things at the bottom of the news main page

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

Cool :)

Are you going to teh Imperial this weekend?

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in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

I moist certainly am!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

Me too!

*dances*

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in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

You've got to love the BBC news online team.

They're clearly nuts.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

stupid gimmicky wii controllers

are shit shock!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

But you can use the controller like the hilt of a SWORD!

I have got to do this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

I'm waiting for all the news storys about kids with concussion after being hit accidentally with the Wii controller. I'm gonna get one just so I can punch my girlfriend in the face.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

hahaha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

Couldn't find it on glassco.cx...

www.wiihaveaproblem.com

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Ptortoise, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

ha ha haaaaa

Nicely done as ever, Mr Brian, sir!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

*gets controller out and points it at bowl*

*holds down button until empty*
*shakes controller*
*puts controller away*
*washes hands*

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

*twists controller*

*spills wii*

Yay!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

*falls over*

*crushes lamp*

I missed that bit :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

It was a silly place to put a lamp!

/poor defence

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

yes

in the corner - how silly of them

:¬D

that pic of you shaking your head is excellent

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

It all looks far too energetic for computer games

Which should be played slumped on the couch stoned with biscuits.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

or just fun with biscuits (or cakes)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

Aha.

But whose is it?

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Curis, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

Androgenous George from Robot Wars

maybe

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

Haha, what a great name

That'll be the one with the lady voice and cream skin.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

yes - he drove chaos 2

and for some unknown reason i made this whilst drunk a long time ago

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

I remember seeing him on the show and thinking wtf is that? Did anyone ever find out if it was a goy or a birl?

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

this is how I would describe George

"he exhibits both female and male sex organs but has a predominantly female appearance"

but this is just a guess

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

haha

You nearly made me snot prawn sandwich hahaha

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

It is one

of life's eternal questions.

The robot was pretty hard though.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

very good indeed

The wii looks shit

:D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

hehe

My wife is keen on having a go... that's right... a woman... keen on playing a computer game... IT'S UNNATURAL I TELLS YE!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

Women should be banned from computers

All the electricity is bad for the womb and sends them loopy.

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in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

Indeed. Hello verity, how the hell are you?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

I'm jogging along, y'know, how are you?

We'll have to organise another Blackpool bash in the new year...

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in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Yes indeed, that would be ace!

I'm good ta, counting down the days till my christmas hols, Lahndahhn tomorrow, monday... tuesday... OFF!! Huzzah!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

I've tempted my lady with Viva Pinata

After she saw my buzzlegums and squizzels she let out a long sigh and demanded I show her how to play it. Her tits got in the way though, and her brain's too small.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

Pffft!!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

next seasons fashion

(hulkster, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

arf

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

"i'm off to work honey"

(hulkster, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

don't forget your lunch!

arf

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

pffft!

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

arf, very good...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

Paid work - last minute thing

I need someone to help me put together some TV titles. The job is tomorrow. In my flat in North London.

I expect you to be good at flash / photoshop / can work quickly / not mental / not smell.

The job is delivered by Sat, so basically we'd start on Fri morning and work until it's done.

I'd pay you. Anyone fancy it?

(

rob, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

I wish I was good with Flash :(

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

i wish i didn't smell!

*edit* I wish i could help, as you are OBVIOUSLY desperate to ask us.... but alas i probably am well under the par ur after

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

Jamaica then

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

NEEEEEENJA!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

Me too.

Or photoshop.

In fact, anything like that would be good.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

I'm perfect!*

*If only I wasn't mental

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)

No ta.

But thanks anyway.

edit: But let me know any time you need a porn website. I'll sort you out proper good with that.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

What is this porn website of which you speak?

Is it normal porn, or something a little bit freaky?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

thalidomide underage midget porn.

your speciality

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

Sweet!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

You can never get enough thalidomide underage midget porn

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

It's web 2.0 beta porn.

Social porn, man. Porn BY the masses, FOR the masses.
Mass porn. Like, nekkid peoples, dude.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

Spencer whatshisface.

Lots of naked people.

And you just know everyone's looking for ladyfrontcrevice. It's not art.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

he keeps mentioning it

but won't divulge more.
I think it's dwarf men being raped by a captive Bongo (the antelope not the drum) while giant women shove citrus fruits up their holes.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

it was linked the other day

it begins with a c
but that is all i remember

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

chortleberry.com?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

Why would I live in a porn site?

That'd be madness.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

but fantastic madness.

I could live in a porn warehouse. With a lovely pillow made from a soft feel mould of somebody's vulva and bum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

Bums is good pillows

and also titties. But vulvas would disturb my sleep.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

Waking you up constantly because they had bad dreams?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

drooling on me

and snoring.

Yetch.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

Well if you want it:

www.celection.com/l/photo_3146/something_or_other

edit: of course, I ought say: NSFW.

At all. Ever.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

That's soooo sweet!

obviously nsfw

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

I don't dare click - I'm at work

hence why I can only remember that it began with a c :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

Where do you get your images from?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

your webcam

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

Not harcore enough

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

Celection is people!

www.b3ta.com/board/6613661

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

Ace!

*sets up competitive site*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

Why not just buy mine?

It'd be easier and then I would actually make some money. Money. Wow. That'd be nice.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

This place is great

www.dusky.sk/pics/2003-10/

just change the year and month for more and more and more

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

hahaha

I love bizarre east european image dumps - why are there so many of them? There must be photoshop sweatshops behind the old iron curtain.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

some good ones there

now if only I spoke Czech

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

haha

I opened in a new tab, saw the title appear and quickly shut without looking.

I will peruse at my leisure later...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

This!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

Can you believe: 49125 user-contributed photo porns!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

do you have to pay to be a member?

Because if not then I shall join once I have the nets at home

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

No.

Some fuckwit decided to make sure it was entirely free.

Wait. That was me. Shit. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

COR!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

Will you be posting nekkid pictures?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

I've got a cracking picture of my cock at home.

I'm going to post it later

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

Jings!

what a great way to simply get people to show you their cunts!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

Yeah.

It was mainly cocks at the beginning, but then cunts took off in a big way. Now it's probably half cock, half cunt.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

Does it have videos?

I have a great one of me cumming too.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

O_o

Blimey

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

Braw!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

Monkey Tennis?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

This is why I should be useful.

I could get paid for it.

Hmph.

When someone wants to pay people to fuck about with paint somebody wake me up.

Annoyingly, the manwife is good at both shop and flash (BA Hons in graphic design, bloody should be) but he are at work tomorrow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

Or we could do the music while they do the titles.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

YES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

Sorry

I only do crappypaintmashanimations . . .

and I smell
Yay! Cheers if it was you that FP'd me!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

*sniffs*

You smell faintly of milliners, it's not unpleasant at all.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

don't milliners smell of piss?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

They do

when I've finished with them.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

If I wasn't already engaged

I'd love to marry you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

I wish I was engaged

instead I am merely vacant

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

but pretty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

pfffft!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

PTOLEMY!

The very chap! How do, Sah!
Wheeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

What-ho, Sir David!

*salutes*

*zips it back up again*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

I just Gaz-mailed you

also . . . seen the FP lately . . . ?
*waggles eyebrows*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

Okay!

and yes - congratulations, old friend! That is ace!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

THAT!?

THEM!

Wheeeeee!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

I mean,

"that" as in your takeover of the entire FP!

Have answered your message now.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

My wife says that'd be just fine. Can we get married in a castle?

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

As long as we can live in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

Done.

I shall go and sort out the purchase. I shall call it 'Wheelybird Towers'. Huzzah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

We need to have a galleon in the moat

so I can continue my pirating, but work from home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

yes

I never said I smell bad . . . Rob never qualified . . .
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

I am mostly moving house tomorrow

and I don't have the skillz needed either

sorry

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

I'll flash you for money!

Have I got the job?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

yes

but i won't come to north london due to adverse weather conditions.

actually no, as you require me not to smell, errr... i mean to know flash.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

I just wouldn't go to North London

for any reason. I went there once. It was horrible and there was a smell of drugs!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

i spent many years going back and forth from my safe haven just across the boarder into essex

i've now moved across the other side of the country.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

You should worry

There's been an inch and a half of snow in Wiltshire this afternoon

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

here in grey and dreary cheltenham it very windy with itermitant periods of it pissing down.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

I smell

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

Like a cheap whore on a sunday morning

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Best of all the smells

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

as I recall thats a good thing

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

Kind of meaty

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

mmm

fryups

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

Hello laydeh!

How do?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

Yes

But I'm crap at that sort of thing, and I have a job, and they might get fed up if I skipped out on it. Shame, it sounds more fun than Excel.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

Excel rocks!

ref:~see robs profile....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

Dear Sir Dearlove! Whoop Whoop!

See comment below.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

There is no Excel in Rob's profile

Another Rob perhaps?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

Screengrab at the bottom that was FP'd?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

The notepad thing?

Well, anyway - we can both keep liking Excel regardless.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

I'm looking wrong aren't I?

Am I mad for being bored to tears by excel then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

It's like anything else

If you're forced to use it for twelve hours of every weekday, you have to find something enjoyable about it. I'd like to make a dirty analogy, but I can't think of one. Anyone?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

My mum's a business analyst and it's all she uses

And she...kind of likes it.

you numbers people are an odd breed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

It's ok

I'm breaking free. I'm going to run away in March to Australia, where they don't have any numbers. And I'm going to be a dinghy-school instructor, and only use numbers for headcounts to establish whether one of my students has drowned.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

Everyone's fucking off to Australia in march

You, my drummer (admittedly only for a few months)....

well, two of you.

But STILL.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

I could stay and learn the drums?

I'm a bassist by trade, but music is music. Does the position pay ok?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

It pays in tea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

burning holes in your eyes with a soldering iron sounds more fun than excel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Dear Captain Wow

See comment above.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

hahahaha

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

I love this.

I've shown it to all of my Excel-buddies.

(Oh, God, I have Excel buddies.... I'm wasting my life...)

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

arf!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

I know fuck all about Excel

and am even less interested. However, even I pricked up my ears when I saw mention of "inserting columns". Cor!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

Just gives me lots of mega drive memories.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

I am crap at most of those things

but I can make tea. Really, really good tea.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Damn

good at Flash check
good at Photoshop check
Just wish i wasn't mental and stinking of B.O.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

i'm banned

second thoughts: i'm there!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

at least you don't smell

looks like everyone else does!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

hahahahahahahha!

excellenty

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

I can wank quickly

if that's any help.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Only if I can work naked

...and oiled.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

Needs more kitten

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

arse

i'm disqualified on every count.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

if for once i wasn't up to my eyes

then i'd badger you, but you're lucky, i'm busy.

and i smell.

mind you, i'm all yours if you supply me with narcotics of a fast nature

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

Generic unhelpful reply

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

I like this!

*clicks*

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

*witty comment on the most northern state of america*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

i would

if you'd pay the plane ticket and convince my employer to let me go and... sorry, rob

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

where the hell do you live?

I thought you were english

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

I fit all of the above criteria

I'll work for you.

Here is my rider:

11 fresh children.
200 Kinder buenos.
200 Lambert and butler

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

i fucking rule with flash.*

see?

*he lied

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

FUCK.

That's nasty.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

Ahahaha!

Bastard, that made me do a proper out loud pffft!

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

*Develops visual epilepsy*

*spacks*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

Corr, that's last minute.

Worth missing a Christmas party for?

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Curis, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

alas I'm just getting into flash

teh action script is all of the fun. Can wield tattyshop, to some extent.

Would be fun though.
Last 3 can do!

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MrA, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

Job

You can't afford me.

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

I'm available

not good, just available.

www.echo3.co.uk/b3ta/bowwow.swf

and cheap, did I mention cheap.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

Seeing as you're not getting any serious offers...

...I'll do it, for a very competitive fee. But you'll have to spend most of tomorrow morning showing me how to use Flash.

Is that any good?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

what do you mean not serious

I am seriously cheap, seriously available and seriously not that good

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)

Serious offers will have been made via Gaz.

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Curis, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

I read that as

"showering with me"

(dognutz, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

It must suck when no-one off here can help you.

Personally, I probably don't fit any of those critera.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

I would guess the ones who actually fit the bill have written directly to Rob..

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

Directly to Rob..

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Curis, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

I'm really crap

but cheap.

how about it?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

hahaha so wrong and yet I laughed like a loon

(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

WOO!

or hiroshima

but still VERY WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

I thought that said Kersal for a minute

woo!

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

The Kensal Massive (Tornado)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

pffft

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

yeah man

/joe

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

WE DAHNT FUCK ABOUT!

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

*smokes da rizla, in da kah nah*

*gets on da bus wiv a day savah*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

This still makes me laugh like a drain.

I'm still a bit sad.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

dont worry - I still find goatse funny.

happy b3taday!

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

it makes me laugh still too

and hippy b3taday

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

Cheers!

I know there was several versions of it but there was this one that killed me. It was like a house remix with various anims init. i.e the bus and the clio twin turbo....

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

Tell it like it is lil joe

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

hahahaha

i love this

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

You git!

My mum died in ~~kensal rise~~ Dresden!

Arf! Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

My grandfather died in the concentration camps...

/fell out of his guardtower...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

Arf!

My name is David....

/nazis

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

I was at the funeral last week

of a farmer who during the 2nd World War had apparently "flown in Wellingtons". It might have been a very inappropriate time to snigger, but splutter I did.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

hahahaha, made me chortle!

and 'noon fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

i was acton in your best interests

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my mum, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

A ghost!

*shrieks*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

NO! I said bomb their ARMAMENT factories, not their ornament factories!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

I appear to be ris-ing

Some sort of tornado?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

It happened in a small hamlet, a bit south of where you live.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

London Village?

I've heard it's so small it's only got one pub . . .
ARF!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

It's been converted into a trendy wine bar now though =/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

Lahndahn

is very south from where i live!!

/northener blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

France?

(

TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

check out the front page of the bun

you'd think london had been fucking levelled or something

(

gravytrain, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

SIX PEOPLE WERE ~~killed~~ INJURED! ZOMFG!!1

Interestingly enough, the front cover of the Sun this morning where I live had no mention of this.

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

Your world has TWO SUNS?!

You are a alien!

AICMFP

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

He lives on Tattooine!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

would that be because it happened this afternoon

at all?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

I dunno. First I heard of it was just now on b3ta. Someone said it was on the front of the sun

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

I like comics....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

twinned with New Orleans...?

(0li should be in bed, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

It's Crappypaintmashanimation time!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

hahahaha these are getting better and better

the power of voodoo...

ANOTHER FP! Well done squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

Who do?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

you do

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

Do what?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

remind me of the babe

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

haha!

just when this thread couldn't get any better :D

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

*wears a stripy babygrow*

*gets launched about by a legging wearing Bowie who obviously hasn't read his Baby Health and Safety handbook*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

Come inside - meet the missus.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

I do the best impression of him that you will ever hear.

I shit you not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

!!!!WRONG!!!!

that title belongs to me!

and hoggle... but i can only say his name... other than that it goes to shit :(

*edit* and the fox dude on the dulux dog!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

I am the little worm guy

You can't have both.

And anyway, I can only say 'Ello!' like him. So let me have it as I'm mostly shit at impressions. The only other one I can do is Dee-Dee from Dexter's Laboratory though.

The manwife however is impressionboy. He does a fantastic BadGuyFromInspectorGadget (I forget)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

you manwife sounds like a hoot!

Much like my good self!
during 2003 i was almost destitute and thought about becoming a voice actor... but realised i didn't have a chance unless i had some drama-type training :(

became web developer instead :D

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

I'm just going to start up a porn distribution network for the UK.

Sourcing hard to find and specialist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

He was one of my faves I must admit, that and the mad foxy type thing.

The girl in Labrynth looks very lully in 'The Rocketeer' too.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

you should watch "requiem for a dream"

the utter slut!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

Oooh really?

Must check that out, she has serious bappage!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

Most Disurbing Movie ever!

The Last 20 Minutes...
*Shivers*

That was her was it... Hmmmm

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

yup...

a friend told me to get stoned to watch it...

I'm so glad i didn't...!!! JAY-SUZ!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

A friend of mine once gave a dubious aquaintance of ours some

'Pills' and put it on...

Pretending to get a phone call he left him with the movie...
It messed him up a wee bit.. But really put him off the drugs...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

I suggest getting very stoned and wathcing Casshern

it's like a religious experience.

although you could get pissed and watch Isis to have on of them, comme moi.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

Baraka is a good one for Smokey time...

Very Mellow...
Hmmmmm

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

Other good stoned films:

One Armed Boxer
Jacob's Ladder
Metropolis
Jan Svankmeyer's dimensions of dialogue

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

Sounds interesting...

Must look it up, what sort of disturbing?

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Very Very...

It's really Upsetting... Not in a fun Eraserhead way.. More in a Last Exit to Brooklyn way.. ('Cos the same guy wrote them both)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

Erm... I'm still none the wiser

My movie knowledge is failing me....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

some things you've just got to see for yourself...

... :-/

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

No.. Just a Worm...

God, Bowie is Scary in that Movie...
What with his pestering of Schoolgirls and the Huge Salami he was hiding in his tights...

Sarah.. I did all this for you...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

He's FIT in that movie

is what you meant to say.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

Ermmm.. Not Fit as such...

Let's just say his Large Package and his ambiguous sexuality.. Ermmm... Unsettled me...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

There's nothing wrong with odd big willy men.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

Except presumably their:

"odd big willy"
Arf...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

thank you

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

Did you say hello?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

Nooo! I said 'ello'!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

who-doo?

*mind fucking piss*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

Hahahahaha...

Good stuff...
(Someone is going to come in with the QI bit about Pins/Dolls/European Witchcraft)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

Oh aye!

I love that program. Most of the men on it are sexy (well, Alan Davies, Phil Jupitus and Stephen Fry are anyway). And it makes me lol so much I think I might do a little sprinkle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

Oooh Hello Captain...

Lunch time or More Slapped Wrists?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

Lunchypoos

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

Hurrah.. Now I'm Off for mine!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

haha

I've really liked your recent pics. That is woo.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

I'm chuffed! thanks!

I've still got a way to go to match your front pages but I'm trying
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

hahahaha

congrats on teh FP (again!)

(

mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

cheers buddy!

EDIT: Bugger my old boots! I thought you meant yesterday's! WHEEEEEEEEEE!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

brilliant

wooooooo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

That gets a...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

hahahaha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

blimey, that was a quick FP!

do you post them there yourself first to cut out the middleman?!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

he has monkeons upload codez

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

*rubs hands*

Mwahahahahaaaa!
mebbe monkeon is a mod! That's explain his FP rate

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

These are fab

keep 'em coming
woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

Wahey!

Acers!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

If they joined forces...

...the accupuncture person could telecommute for work.

(Jokel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

heh, class.

are you and mcflimby having a FP war, or summat?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

FFS!

I go away for a few days and you become an FP machine ;¬)

Arf, woo, yay and houpla, guv!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)

That's crap

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Fergburger, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

ok what mod are you bumming? :D

2 in 2 days..well done und woo! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)

^This^

We should be told :)
Woo, Dave!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha !

brilliant stuff

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)

hahahahaha!

Braw stuff, David.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)

At least the paper wouldn't stick to them any more...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

haha

I like your thinking

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

arf

top hole

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

haha

It makes me thirsty!

Woo

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)

Ha ha!

You are so funny!

Hoorays for you.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)

hahahahaha

fantastic
woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

oooohhh laaalaaa

swimply oooohhhhhh...woooooohhhh

(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

Urg, mint flavour drink

That's got to be weird.

Although I kind of want a MacDonalds mint chocolate milkshake. Well, I don't because it's MacDonalds and bleurgh, but mint chocolate milkshake sounds nice.

Wooooo, btw.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

HELLO STRANGER!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

HELLO MONKEY!

*leaps on micto*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

*Key-

-licks*

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Curis, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

Hahaha!

excellent!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

*standard monkeon praising reply here*

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mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

Absolutley marvellous

woo yay houpla

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

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