pfffffffffffffffft!'aso'
sorry
(sorry
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:26,
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Never mindIt's the hummus that counts and I like where you're going with these
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:38,
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FactoidSaab car models always start with the number "9" because that number was used to indicate civilian projects at the time the company was mostly building warplanes.
(
Your watch is BACK,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:29,
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git up, git-git-git down
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:35,
archived)
hmmmmm*dons tinfoil cap*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:34,
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sorry good sir, but...THREAD JACK!!!!
who wanted to know how to turn complex Flash files
that include a few movie clips into working Gif files??
i think i have the answer!
(who wanted to know how to turn complex Flash files
that include a few movie clips into working Gif files??
i think i have the answer!
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:31,
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TR7's, theres a blast from the pastbut I paid attention at school and I drive an R reg mondeo.
ho hum
(ho hum
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:46,
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YeahI just got sacked for wanking over that
(
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:32,
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FROG FUCKS GRANNY?/never understood what that was about.
Mr. Johnson,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:26,
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I've got the square root of fuck all to doI've been on here all day
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:29,
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How rare!?
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:30,
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It's the polar bears I feel sorry for.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:33,
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Naaaah!Feck 'em!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:37,
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And those Siberians who've just been squashed by the moon.OOFSKI!
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:44,
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FALSEHOOD!helicopter = check
bridge = check
diver = check
shark = check
REAL!
also: woo!
(bridge = check
diver = check
shark = check
REAL!
also: woo!
- D - SharkTrousers,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:29,
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*takes ball and goes home*
(
Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:46,
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The ball is property of Gettyimages and not to be kicked with out the permission of the company
HahahahaThat made me chuckle out loud
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:24,
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That's a stolen image!Look, you can clearly see his tags!
Very woo, good personage.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:26,
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Very woo, good personage.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Black And White Challenge"){kind=small}
Only Pools & Corpses etc...
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:18,
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pfft!I quite like this though.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:19,
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Crappypaintmashanimations is proud to present . . .(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:15,
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What an enormous kitchen he has. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:16,
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woo!but I find the lack of falling horse disturbing.
( Your watch is BACK,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:17,
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pffffffffft!I love that little guy!
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:17,
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What an unlucky chapI think the crocodile stole his wooden leg again.
( in vino veritas,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:18,
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See, this is why it's silly to keep a crocodile in your kitchen cupboard. i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:18,
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That's true...On second thought, it are a marvellous thing, a kitchen cupboardile. Every home should have one.
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:24,
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hahahaha!that's what he gets for looking like Moe Howard.
(
The Duke of Prunes,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:19,
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Spread out!NYuk, NYuk, NYuk!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:24,
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Hahahahaha!Does that chap have a name?
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:21,
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I refer to him as Mr. Unluckybut mebbe we should vote . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:30,
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Its the white blinking eyes at the end that makes it.Excellent.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:21,
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yes... Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:26,
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Ha ha haHow sensible to fear the bomb in the bread bin.
( Baglady,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:23,
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ClassHahaha
(why does the croc have a duck on his head?)
((why does the croc have a duck on his head?)
Kris Fucking Kristofferson,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:23,
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click before for allll answers Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:25,
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Good gravy!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:33,
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what a gay piratehe's got a great oppertunity to goose that girls arse and he does nothing.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:15,
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wouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwould...apart from the one at the back who looks a bit.... mannish.
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:15,
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That's the one...she will eat your soul.
Round head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefaaaRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!11!!!1on2""
(Round head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefRound head/big teefaaaRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!11!!!1on2""
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:26,
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Thats actually very accurate!The one with glasses is the odd one out... and no one noticed the quo in tha background...
*pennance*
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:29,
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*pennance*
Teeth by 'MacCleans' The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:25,
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why am i looking at you jailbait? Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:34,
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You?Please mean your.... i am not jailbait... not any more, not since... *cries*
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:36,
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Scarlet is being mean again......
Heheheeheheee. Funeeee.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:11,
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I've come to the conclusion that you hate Leonard.Why man? why?
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:12,
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attack, leonard! Attack!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:13,
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That little bitchIt's squirrel clubbing season!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:14,
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On the plus sideScarlet has seemed to have mastered the hammock.
Nice as always.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:16,
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Nice as always.
Luvverly! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:16,
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tssk tssk tssk...looks like i'll have to get the spanking paddle again...
and you can draw that.
(and you can draw that.
Mr. Johnson,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:18,
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4/10needs more graphic hardcore penetrative sex between seedy minor celebrities
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:19,
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yeahand a bit more edge
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:35,
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In School at the moment, we are doing Banksy's
AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:11,
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NO!poor squirrel
8.4367235 on the hummus scale tho!!
(8.4367235 on the hummus scale tho!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:13,
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Hmm, dog toilet you say?nsfw
And to be clear, I do mean NSFW.
In fact, NSFA
(And to be clear, I do mean NSFW.
In fact, NSFA
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:13,
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We all want to knowedit: Manley, there are many unanswered questions here, and we demand answers!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:17,
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It is not me,Although I do have tattoos and have been reminded today that i once had short hair, with some really appalling photographs from an ancient friend.
I am feeling quite the aged gent.
He enjoys it.
(I am feeling quite the aged gent.
He enjoys it.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:20,
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Oh,I thought I recognized your hairy arse.
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:21,
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That linkis exceedingly fuxxored.
(
wastedindustry yes indeed sir,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:16,
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i dont see a problemmaybe the dog has worms and he's trying to coax them out
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:16,
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Holy shit, wtf is behind that link? AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:17,
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a cani-ana-linguist PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:19,
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ohso he's just reciting animated stories about dogs then...
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:21,
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OH FOR FUCK SAKE!It hadn't occurred to me that he might be taking something out of it before.
Bah!
(Bah!
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:21,
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that would imply that the deed was already donethe pic looks more like prep-work
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:22,
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Well, I accidentally happened across it when I was looking for this:(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:19,
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Ok, now whats that? AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:21,
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It's a hyperlink.I should stress that it might be considered slightly nsfw.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:27,
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No No nonononooooooooooooooooNo No No
No
*empties cache*
*formats hardisk*
(No
*empties cache*
*formats hardisk*
Your watch is BACK,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:21,
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Your teacher let you go spraypaint stuff?Nicely done tho
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:13,
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Happy 3pm Draw off peoples: Ninja vs SamuraiAncient battle brought kicking and screaming into the modern day!
NEXT WEEK: Pokemon STD: Gotta catchem ALL!!
(NEXT WEEK: Pokemon STD: Gotta catchem ALL!!
Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00,
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Woo!I didn't know there was a draw-off.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00,
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Bloody hell!When did the draw-offs get so well organised?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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and it will be there every weekas long as I remember and can be arsed
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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..
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:05,
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this is out of my league :(so i will just sit back and watch -- the first couple of drawings are kick-ass -- i mean that both as content and my Americanised version of 'very cool'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:12,
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ha ha ha ha!!you're great
i want your jelly babies
(i want your jelly babies
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00,
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and they're off!Couldn't decide who'd win, so I did both
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00,
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oh dear god this wins... Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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Jesus shitting Oh CrikeyThat's amazing
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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Oi...oh Crikey....hehehe
Well done Toasty rather lully!!
(Well done Toasty rather lully!!
Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:08,
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ps - Cho wag?It's all from the Young Ones
seems Thor and I are on the same wavelength
(seems Thor and I are on the same wavelength
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:11,
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Those rock my Mr Man socks. chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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wowI really like that.
It would be epic animated.
(It would be epic animated.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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Lone Wolf and Cub FTW!love the pics!
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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niclies! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:03,
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Whoah!at first I thought the samurai was cutting ninjas into bits in the first panel, and in the second panel, all the bits became ninjas of their own and shot the samurai
but this is ace too! ;)
(but this is ace too! ;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:03,
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Hahahaha!Then the sorcerer gets home and Mickey Mouse is in trouble and has to clean all the bits of ninja and samurai up before dinner.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:05,
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I thought that too, that's why i got so excited. drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:06,
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have you ever tried wearing sanurai armour?it's vere hot and restrictive and heavy
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:03,
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I was wearing it as I drew thisI always "get in to character" when drawing
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:04,
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ooo!a method illustrator
nice to meet you!
*shakes hand*
(nice to meet you!
*shakes hand*
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:05,
archived)
Clikc the thread I Like Thisso the whole draw-off gets on the popular page.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:06,
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Good idea.Already done that though.
Also: 'nings, bloke! Good to meet you on Saturday.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:27,
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Also: 'nings, bloke! Good to meet you on Saturday.
Ace!The best one is the ninja at the bottom giving the samurai a taser to the nuts.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:05,
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I had a go at actually drawing! with a pen and paper!(
Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01,
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yay!way to go , bro!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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Compo it... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
archived)
I hate real drawingCtrl + Z doesn't work
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:04,
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I this^ that "this^" AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:10,
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Last week i was playing a Half life 2 mod called..Pirates, Knights and Vikings...
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01,
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Hahahafantastic!
I got me some books by the way :)
(I got me some books by the way :)
wastedindustry yes indeed sir,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01,
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whhhhhhheeeeeThat is excellent!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01,
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it's reduxing!!EDIT: wait! there it is!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:04,
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I like this sketchy malarkyMore of this sort of thing!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:05,
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ArtisticnessI wish I had a samurai head knee decoration :)
( in vino veritas,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:06,
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I 'll just get you onehang on a sec
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:10,
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Braw!no wonder he lost, he's just a head
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:07,
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Acetastic! Woo! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01,
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*fluffles*Thank you sir The Hat
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:11,
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yay! *fluffs*
Samurai performing hairy kiwi
This represents my first attempt at colouring in black and white pics
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01,
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hehehethat made me chuckle like a chuckle brother.
WOO!
(WOO!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:14,
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WOO!that ace.
have a ninja
(have a ninja
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
archived)
nicely done sirI see what you mean about the pose
That's ace
(That's ace
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:03,
archived)
Ninja is a AlienBeware!
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:03,
archived)
all I can hear is "shink!" noisesand ramblings in foreign languages
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:06,
archived)
I knew there was something I'd forgottendamn
but woo for all you that did remember
(but woo for all you that did remember
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:04,
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Ohhh, reflective and moody
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:05,
archived)
Warrior Poet.. In the Classic Sense...But enough about me...
(Arf)
Great pics all round
((Arf)
Great pics all round
Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:07,
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moodyand ace perspective on the sword handles
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:08,
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CripesOnce again I am humbled by the sheer enormity of talent on this site.
I shall now go and throw myself off something/in front of something.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:06,
archived)
I shall now go and throw myself off something/in front of something.
These are all jolly smashing The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:07,
archived)
Ow! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:08,
archived)
pfffffftttttttttttt!that's shit.
and by 'shit' i mean 'the shit' and by 'the shit' i mean 'good'.
(and by 'shit' i mean 'the shit' and by 'the shit' i mean 'good'.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:09,
archived)
bollocks I forgot all about it again
have a vaguely inspired pearoast
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:11,
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Don't feed them biros! but have a picture for your name
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
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He looks very proud of his jammies chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57,
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oooo!i love jammy dodgers
i'm not so sure about wearing them to bed though :(
(i'm not so sure about wearing them to bed though :(
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:59,
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and that's why i don't like cricket*rubs nipples*
(
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:58,
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is that her standing by your painting?tasty :P
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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a pic of her as a zombie?zombies are the only portraits I do I'm afraid. Unless you're really special, or giving me lots of money :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:13,
archived)
I have a problem...It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! You know! With the hand feet
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00,
archived)
I'm in your gardenstealing your pens.
very cute!
(very cute!
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
archived)
It's used for scaleBut seeing as it's an eight foot long replica of a Bic Biro it's a bit confusing.
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:58,
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I have a one of those somewhere... the clicker requires 2 people..
Correction, they must be selling them at Staples
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:04,
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authors already too i see.you get some talented owls these days.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
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So that's where all the biros gothey get eaten by owls.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
archived)
And the nastierSimon C-owls
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00,
archived)
SirWe have our target.
Orbital Spang Missiles locked and ready to fire.
We Have A Go.
Launching in T Minus 5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Go for Launch
Spanging Missiles away - launch is good.
Approaching target - approach vector nominal.
Impact in 3...
2...
1...
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
Target is Spanged, repeat, we have a direct Spanging.
(Orbital Spang Missiles locked and ready to fire.
We Have A Go.
Launching in T Minus 5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Go for Launch
Spanging Missiles away - launch is good.
Approaching target - approach vector nominal.
Impact in 3...
2...
1...
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
Target is Spanged, repeat, we have a direct Spanging.
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00,
archived)
Awwwww...Bite Size...
*Chomp!*
(*Chomp!*
Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
archived)
I thinkthat's just cruelty to bats
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57,
archived)
Hhehehe, that would be even better... hitting animals with other animals*patents*
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57,
archived)
*patents hitting zebras with lions*or ferrets with crocodiles
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01,
archived)
AAAawwwwwwwww!*asplodes*
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:56,
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FLUFF!
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:00,
archived)
aahhh.....*rolls newspaper*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01,
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Is your MSN knackered . . . ? Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:50,
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to which answer? ;) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:52,
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Arf! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:53,
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"Ain't no way Bro I'm jumping that ravine" The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:50,
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HahahahaSomeone HAS to make something like that!
(Not got the skills myself)
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:51,
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(Not got the skills myself)
Dumbass Michael ain't got no brains anyhow mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
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Michael! Right on! Stop complainin' about me rappin' in JIBE rap and put yo' foot waaay down! Right on!Michael, ah' duzn't dink dat we should do dat. Man! You's know whut Devon said last time we jumped sideways upside a honky pigs wheels and crashed drough some cardbo'd boxes! Right on!
Michael! Right on! Look at da damn flashin' red light on mah' nose! Right on! It be very baaaad! Right on!
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
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ha ha!!starring
the Hoff as Michael Day!
(the Hoff as Michael Day!
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:51,
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Mammy!how i love yer, how i love yer, my dear ol' mammy!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:52,
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hehei'm surprised you didn't shop out the K ;)
(
fross Read your email on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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Evening all!
Click for Big
I tried a woolly mammoth first, but it got very messed up and when I thought I was done,
I discovered it only had three legs, so I went for something that is not extinct instead.
Hours later, this!
Yay!
Just a quick thread jackHave you guys got your free Borat 'Man-kini' from the Sun/ HMV today? Has to be done!
No I'm not spam, just being informative to you Borat lovers out there.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:48,
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No I'm not spam, just being informative to you Borat lovers out there.
lolim getting one just to scare the hell out of the missus later!
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
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ooh proper art 'ning
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:40,
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Urr, um...If you like you can print the larger version and think of me?
I have not thought what to do with all of these as of yet, but if I ever do anything with them,
you lot will be among the first to know...
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:46,
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I have not thought what to do with all of these as of yet, but if I ever do anything with them,
you lot will be among the first to know...
Jammy dodgers, foxes classics, belly button fluff, tunnocks teacakes..can you tell i am hungry
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
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I might just do thatMy mum's study has an elephant theme
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:49,
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coolmy mother also loves elephants, and hippos and rhinos... but mainly elephants...
I should do a baby elephant for her...
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:54,
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I should do a baby elephant for her...
if it has four legsit's a wholly mammoth.
Pic is ace!
(Pic is ace!
Your watch is BACK,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41,
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unless some canadian sled dogs eated one of its legs firstthat is
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:47,
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Yay, Elephants!!Top banana - done in Painter?
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41,
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among a fewseems that for an IT geek, I have quite the collection of painting and photo manipulation software
I blame b3ta for the recent upsurge... thank you
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:53,
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I blame b3ta for the recent upsurge... thank you
thats rather goodand if its evening I guess I can go home from work!
(
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:42,
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Boo.I can't see this. :(
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:42,
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how do you mean?I could send it to you, did you try the 'click for big'link?
Or are you behind some bizarre firewall that stops elephant pr0n?
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:48,
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Or are you behind some bizarre firewall that stops elephant pr0n?
I'm behind a webfilterand my online sneaky way of looking at pictures anyway only handles jpg/gif and not png unfortunately.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:50,
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I have to go to workbut I snagged the email address from your profile and I will send the bigger version to you via email, maybe that will work.. even though it is a PNG
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57,
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It will do if I look at it at home.'cos unfortunately the webfilter also blocks my access to my yahoo email account at work.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:59,
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I like that alotnice thick energetic strokes and I like that light over the eyes - I wouldn't put that jagged effect at the edges though
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:42,
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That's a bit good, that i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:44,
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Yay.. It's a Nellie the EphalumpWant a Ride!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:45,
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heh heh.. No Nellie Porn Filter at my Work...Hurrahs! :D
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:54,
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^ Pun-Tastic!Hurrahs!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57,
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and where the hell have you been..swanning in here late, chewing crisps and spillin' your tizer?
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:49,
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Ooo Camophant!The most well-disguised giant herbivore in history
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:47,
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I can't see it.Is it anything like a camelflage?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:52,
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lovely.And the Camo-net Afro rocks
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:56,
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hehthat reminds me of the Monty Python scetch where the English Officer gets his leg taken by the tiger... (in africa)
heh
I dunno why...
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:52,
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heh
I dunno why...
Oh.. must have escaped from the ZooNow now you'll be right as rain in a week!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
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thank you allfor your lovely compliments... and for the laughter...see you later!
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:58,
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Daleks (C) Terry Nation
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:37,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAThat's all I have to say, except HAHAHAHAHAHA
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:37,
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woo!that's great!
is it yours??
:P
(is it yours??
:P
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38,
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This is the best picture ever.Congratulations on being the first to make it!
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38,
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Very amusing.Credit me you twat, that image took a long time.
( Hohum21,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38,
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TWAT!TWAAAAAAAAT!
TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT FLAPPY MINGE!
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:39,
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TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT FLAPPY MINGE!
I'm very sorrybut you appear to have missed the blatant sarcasm involved in not crediting you.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:40,
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I don't careThat image was made by me, and if you'r going to re-post it, I want to at least be credited :b
( Hohum21,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41,
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bollocksyou never posted it!
*chcks archive*
:p
(*chcks archive*
:p
Your watch is BACK,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:42,
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*double-checks**finds no fucking proof*
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:43,
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Is it still a repost if the original was delete? Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:44,
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much like she missed that the daleks are property oif the estate of terry nation Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41,
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no worriesit's something we should all do
( Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:48,
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'pologies misstis a nice pic, but you seems to have got yourself worked up into a tizzy about it all.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:01,
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the dalek?/has only just come on
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:48,
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Someone needs a fluffy tablet
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:40,
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*licks*not seen you in ages mate!
how was the holiday?
(how was the holiday?
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41,
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Very nic . . . hey wait!you don't trick me like that!
*shuns*
(*shuns*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:51,
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we all know it's yours silly!we've all just spent the last 20mins arguing with you about it!
:D
(:D
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41,
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I think you've got to roll with the punches on this onebut I agree, it's hypochritical to not give you a credit at least.
Chin up, do some more great artwork, post it nearer 50k in size, don't try the hard sell and I guarantee this lot will welcome you with open arms
(Chin up, do some more great artwork, post it nearer 50k in size, don't try the hard sell and I guarantee this lot will welcome you with open arms
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:42,
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I'm sure you are rightI just feel bad missing the original post
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:59,
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hahahaha!you sir, are a creative genius.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:39,
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What a great picture!Nice one Afinkawan! :P
( Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41,
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thats awesome*sends to zoo magazine*
*takes credit*
(*takes credit*
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:43,
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Since when...Did almost all of the b3tans turn into 5 year olds? I remember why I got bored of this place now.
( Hohum21,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:44,
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Ten?I only budgeted for five =/.
How about £5 worth of pocket lint?
(How about £5 worth of pocket lint?
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:50,
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*Forfully stops self typing the word 'hypocrite' in big fuckoff letters*
Ok buddy, lets just leave it now. AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:57,
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Then do yourself a favor and leave.Before someone says something that you really don't like.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:46,
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go away thenyou miserable sod
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:46,
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Since when didstroppy whingers expect anything other than a thorough piss-taking?
(
le brian,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:46,
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5 month and 19 dayswww.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11
except God, who is older
(except God, who is older
Your watch is BACK,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:46,
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Touchean elegant reposte
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:49,
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I Know you are...You said you Are...Can't say it Back!
*Pulls hair*
*Runs Off*
:D
(*Pulls hair*
*Runs Off*
:D
Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:59,
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that's a shameas you have great talent
just not such a great attitude :(
(just not such a great attitude :(
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:47,
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We're contrary on principle and infinitely suspicious.This is no bad thing.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:48,
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then twat the hell off!Twat.
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:52,
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hasn't it always been like this?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02,
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pfffftthat artwork is amazing it must've taken ages ;)
( Damien's Hearse,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:47,
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this is mass bullyingand you all should be ashamed of yourselves
( lemonhead,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:51,
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I'm sticking up for herand offering advice
It's just being ignored.
(It's just being ignored.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55,
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ooh porn and bangersmy favourite dinner!
( Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33,
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I think you've tickled a nostalgia gland in my brainI'm finding these very amusing.
\edit Something on the Austin Princess (ugliest car on the planet) or an Allegro would go down well :)
(\edit Something on the Austin Princess (ugliest car on the planet) or an Allegro would go down well :)
Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33,
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I'm a girlSo if I drive a Cortina, will a well endowed man do things to me? Would prefer that to the best bit of skirt: not really my scene.
Apart from that one time in college... forget I said that.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35,
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Apart from that one time in college... forget I said that.
Maybe you'll get the best of both world and Jame Jumb will come for you.
a well endowed man wearing a skirtyou know, what are they called..?
scotsmen, that's it
(scotsmen, that's it
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36,
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do sarongs count as skirts? god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38,
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right answer.yet grammatically incorrect.
could do betterer.
(could do betterer.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:42,
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Fine, fuck you all.I was just trying to have a giggle, a bit of sarcasm, but if you can't see that, you all need to lighten up a bit.
Twats.
(Twats.
Hohum21,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:23,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno, wait, i don't get it
edit: i just had a look at your profile, you've been a member for over 2 years
AND you make some great stuff.
so why all of a sudden forget the rules now?
grow up and stop being a dick!
(edit: i just had a look at your profile, you've been a member for over 2 years
AND you make some great stuff.
so why all of a sudden forget the rules now?
grow up and stop being a dick!
Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24,
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grow upand look forward to the threat of legal action from the BBC
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24,
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the estate of Terry Nationi think you'll find.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25,
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*removes flailing trainers*loes
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28,
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*forgets about flailing gloves*WAAAAAAH!
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32,
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*Pants...begs for scraps* Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:52,
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Sorry I'm Late....Oh... Walked straight into Bunker time...
Can I come in?
(Can I come in?
Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32,
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do you have caek? Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32,
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YAY*drags in*
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41,
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*pretends to fight**Enjoys it really*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:44,
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who deleted the thread?
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25,
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what a great film that is! :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28,
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He posted quite a nice imageThen I went away, and now this. No idea
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:26,
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ha ha ha!!now i understand.....
just read The Great Architect's reply
he's spelt it out in a manner least offensive
he's a nice chap, and you should pay attention
www.b3ta.com/board/6946155
(just read The Great Architect's reply
he's spelt it out in a manner least offensive
he's a nice chap, and you should pay attention
www.b3ta.com/board/6946155
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32,
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yepjust about as rude as dbroon down there, but I don't see you slapping him...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36,
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eh? what?I don't understand
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25,
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he didn't like the complements we madeand the advice on making pictures smaller
and then the anger from his blatant "buy my stuff attitude"
(and then the anger from his blatant "buy my stuff attitude"
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:27,
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ahI should pay more attention
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:29,
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No, it's just people didn't get when I was using sarcasmWhish I really would have expected from THIS place.
And I did make it smaller. I was being silly FFS. One person meniotned they thought it would make a good poster, I thought other people might have thought the same, and then all I got was insults.
And it's 'she'.
(And I did make it smaller. I was being silly FFS. One person meniotned they thought it would make a good poster, I thought other people might have thought the same, and then all I got was insults.
And it's 'she'.
Hohum21,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32,
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i read all the replies to your postand most of them were funny insults
like when i call my best mate a cnut
i don't really mean it...
may be it's you that needs lightening up
the picture was lovely, and most people mentioned that
just stop being such a Diva
(like when i call my best mate a cnut
i don't really mean it...
may be it's you that needs lightening up
the picture was lovely, and most people mentioned that
just stop being such a Diva
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:34,
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Ah, the old "It's was my mate/I was drunk/Someone stole my account/I was having a laugh" defence!
Ah, the old "They're not mine/ I didn't do it/these aren't the droids we're looking for" AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:37,
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Ah the old "Stuff it in my shit locker" defence!*Goes off on one*
I thought it would be a great poster.Don't worry about it. Getting worked up around here only makes it worse.
And we had no real way of knowing you're a she so appologies
(And we had no real way of knowing you're a she so appologies
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36,
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apologies, I forget that Doctor Who isn'tjust for middle aged men any more :D
but seriously, you can't sell anything with a doctor who reference on without sending money to the owners.
(but seriously, you can't sell anything with a doctor who reference on without sending money to the owners.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36,
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How is posting a 600k image sarcasm exactly?most people were asking you politely enough to either link it or optimise it for the sake of dial uppers and capped bandwidth users.
No one was doubting the artistic merit behind your
work, it was excellent, but then you started to get uppity about it, which makes others react to it.
Surely if you've been here for over 2 years you know how it works by now.
All it needed was a thumbnail to a larger pic, which was a request given in the first reply to you originally
(No one was doubting the artistic merit behind your
work, it was excellent, but then you started to get uppity about it, which makes others react to it.
Surely if you've been here for over 2 years you know how it works by now.
All it needed was a thumbnail to a larger pic, which was a request given in the first reply to you originally
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:26,
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600k? fucking hellI couldn't make an image that big if I tried.
*tries*
*fails*
(*tries*
*fails*
hexachordal la la la la la,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33,
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I thought I'd set the image qualityLower in photoshop, it defaults to 12. I did make it smaller, but people still kept bing twats. And then all I got was insults for people missing my blatant sarcasm. It took time to open up photoshop, find the file and re-size, didn't make any difference.
I haven't actually been on the board for a long while, due to uni.
(I haven't actually been on the board for a long while, due to uni.
Hohum21,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35,
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well, just notch it down to experience....still a great image you did, but not everybody perceives humour on here in the same way, particularly when you started calling people twats,
instead of just getting on and linking it, it did come across as very uppity initially :)
It's all about give and take these days, but please keep up the great artwork on here, B3ta needs more of it
(instead of just getting on and linking it, it did come across as very uppity initially :)
It's all about give and take these days, but please keep up the great artwork on here, B3ta needs more of it
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:37,
archived)
please explain your "blatant" sarcasmas i saw none
and i only hid your image because it was
taking 5mins to refresh the page each time
lighten up!
(and i only hid your image because it was
taking 5mins to refresh the page each time
lighten up!
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38,
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You fucking moron.Please go find out what sarcasm means.
I'm fairly sure it doesn't mean ignoring the FAQ, posting a fucking massive picture then having a little girly crying fit because people ask you not to post such a fucking massive picture.
(I'm fairly sure it doesn't mean ignoring the FAQ, posting a fucking massive picture then having a little girly crying fit because people ask you not to post such a fucking massive picture.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:26,
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such a shame.i liked your work hated the attitude.
i won't miss you.
bye.
(i won't miss you.
bye.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:27,
archived)
Imagine this was a real room of people (god forbid)and you stand there and say that?
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:27,
archived)
wait, you mean..all these posters on b3ta are real people?
just like me?*
* may not actually be just like me
(just like me?*
* may not actually be just like me
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:31,
archived)
:(ah, is baby throwing a tantrum?
did your sarcasm only manage to make yourself smile and no-one else?
that's right! blame us, go on
it will make you feel better
(did your sarcasm only manage to make yourself smile and no-one else?
that's right! blame us, go on
it will make you feel better
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:27,
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Well, most of you werel being insensitive gitsOf course I'm going to blame you for missing blatant sarcasm.
( Hohum21,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38,
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if i missed ithow was it blatant!?!?!?
please
we don't dislike you
don't take it all so seriously
just keep within the rules of the board
they're there for a good reason
not everyone here has unlimited broadband
(please
we don't dislike you
don't take it all so seriously
just keep within the rules of the board
they're there for a good reason
not everyone here has unlimited broadband
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:40,
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I just bought a family bag of Revels in a 're-sealable' pack.Like I was ever going to need that feature (finished the lot in five minutes)
* voms *
(* voms *
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28,
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They've never been the same since the loss of the coconut onereplaced with coffee I believe, fucking mank (I still eat them all, and your right about the resealable, gone in 60 seconds)
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:30,
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oooh...I could do with some revels
*to-shops pops*
(*to-shops pops*
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:30,
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my friend is allergic to peanutsso Revels are a bit like Russian roulette
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32,
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*hears the Deer Hunter theme* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33,
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revels were ruined (for me), by the introduction of raisinsbleh!
( - D - SharkTrousers,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32,
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Yes, even those,even those.
* maudlin sigh *
(* maudlin sigh *
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:34,
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like re-sealable Pringles,i thought the tag line was
once you pop - you can't stop......?
(once you pop - you can't stop......?
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36,
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Always thought that was an odd slogan.Once I've popped, I prefer to have a bit of a rest for half an hour or so before I go again.
But then I'm not as young as I was.
(But then I'm not as young as I was.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:43,
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*clicks*Excellent post A++++ would read again.
bye
(bye
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:30,
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HahahahaNot deagostini, but just as good
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:34,
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why is it that when you click that, the tab shows 'country selector'do they not realise thats three letters/one syllable longer than it needs to be?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:34,
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ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa*breathes*
ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
(ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35,
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If I had a device that could freeze time,when someone was just walking down the road, I'd freeze time and get A LOT of chips. Then I'd stack the chips in a sort of brick-wall style in front of them. Then I'd restart time and voila! SUDDEN WALL OF CHIPS! What the hell would they do??? I'd love to see that
( Damien's Hearse,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36,
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if you ever get your hands on such a device, gimme a ring... i'd love to see that too.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:40,
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As they were staring at the wallyou could stop time again, put a bottle of vinegar in one of their hands, a salt cellar in the other, then start it again.
(
fuscous,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:40,
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lighten up?we are already on fucking fire and flaming like there is no tomorrow!
( Your watch is BACK,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38,
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I bent my chewieanyone see the article about the word 'meh'?
meh
(meh
The Lurker Plenty One,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:44,
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all the silly drama aside,this is my new wallpaper :)
( PoofBird ~V~,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:56,
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This turtle definitely has the fear...
Click for bigger (157KB)
Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:18,
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Or he could be singing old army songs.Maybe he has shellshock?
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:20,
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*spangs*He does look like he might be singing though, I'll give you that.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:22,
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He's probably singing that song bySoft Shell
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:23,
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* accepts spang in the good humour with which it was given * The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24,
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Or perhapsTurtle Eclipse of the Heart.
*ducks to avoid spang*
(*ducks to avoid spang*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:26,
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*sneaks up from behind**Ninja Spangs*
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:29,
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BLOODY NINJAS!A Shogun can't enjoy a nice, simple tea ceremony without getting stealth-spanged in his own home these days.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:31,
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tune in next weekalthough nothing will come of it.
( Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:27,
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wooi like to think he is making a noise along the lines of
hiieeelllkkkkahkahkah
(hiieeelllkkkkahkahkah
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:20,
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GAAAAAAHHHHHHMY ZIMMER FRAME IS BENDY
Lovely :D
(Lovely :D
wastedindustry yes indeed sir,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:21,
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ZIM ZIMMAH!who took the keys to ma Beamer?
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25,
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I meant to say, and well he may have the fear...
Edit: Woo! to your pic btw
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32,
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He cant stop there,its bat country!
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36,
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I decidednot to tell him about the bats
( Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo,
Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:08,
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As my creativity limits itself to race swapping,I've decided this is the best that I can do.
It's not worthy of a larger image, but if you have impaired sight and don't choose to wear glasses, then I've included a link for the larger image.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:10,
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It's not worthy of a larger image, but if you have impaired sight and don't choose to wear glasses, then I've included a link for the larger image.
do I spy that James bloke from top gear over on the left? swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:11,
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That'd be the right?
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:12,
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yesby left, I meant right.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:14,
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by rights you said leftbut meant right,
right?
(right?
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:16,
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where? here right? swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:19,
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left right where he said left The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:19,
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leftno right
right?
left?
left right?
*asplodes*
(right?
left?
left right?
*asplodes*
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24,
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Right. If you write right when youmean left you've left yourself right open to a right...lefting
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:26,
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Jings!That's a quality woo yay you have there
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:18,
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taalthough just a tenuous excuse for me to work on that source pic
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25,
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nice.i'd pop a cap in her ass!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:20,
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^thisand nicely linked too
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:20,
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top work from the n00b there*thumbs up*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:23,
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Note lack of black peopleI assume they've all drowned?
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:19,
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I like this but don't understand it, so have a text repost.I have in the past been...
perplexed by the disparity between the british "asian" (i.e. indo-pakistani descent) and the american "asian" (oriental). I asked my sister's american flatmate what she would mean if she described someone as "asian" and she got on a high horse and said she never would because that's labelling someone with something they can't control and that I was a racist for saying anything like it.
I asked her how she'd describe someone's apparent ethnic origin to the police in the event that she got mugged.
Her reply?
"If he robbed me then he's probably black."
I love my own double standards but I do not respect them in others.
P.s. if anyone's offended by the language in this post, please feel free to ignore it. I'll be out back playing with my black lesbian wheelchair-bound midget special-needs gypsy friend "token".
(perplexed by the disparity between the british "asian" (i.e. indo-pakistani descent) and the american "asian" (oriental). I asked my sister's american flatmate what she would mean if she described someone as "asian" and she got on a high horse and said she never would because that's labelling someone with something they can't control and that I was a racist for saying anything like it.
I asked her how she'd describe someone's apparent ethnic origin to the police in the event that she got mugged.
Her reply?
"If he robbed me then he's probably black."
I love my own double standards but I do not respect them in others.
P.s. if anyone's offended by the language in this post, please feel free to ignore it. I'll be out back playing with my black lesbian wheelchair-bound midget special-needs gypsy friend "token".
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28,
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hahahai love her quote,
the massive twat
(the massive twat
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:30,
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poor dearAsia is a continent therefore constitutes anyone from Turkey (starting at the med) to the top right tip of Russia (pacific/bering sea) hemmed in by the artic ocean north and the Indian ocean south. Its the biggest continent in the world. Next time your sisters friend says she's American tell her it's wrong to label herself with something she cant control. Or do as I'd do and just tell her to shut up ;)
(
sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:52,
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British LeylandI miss your shades of brown, beige and orange, and your sticky vinyl upholstery
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:55,
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Triumph Herald bonnet catchesare a thing of beauty (until you go over 60 then the vibrations unlock them and the bonnet flies off)
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:57,
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And yet we don't have a car industryI simply can't work it out.
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:59,
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because it is cheaperto do elsewhere, no other reason...
(
Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:21,
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the bonnet can not fly off as it opens from the front...
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36,
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My car was originally painted 'Sandy Beige'Which was BL's fancy name for grey.
Actual beige would have been quite exciting in comparison.
(Actual beige would have been quite exciting in comparison.
Funkster,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00,
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Sandy Beige is a colour on the poo chart at the hospital Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:18,
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brilliant on three levels1)an amusing post
2)spot on nostalgia
3) tagline reminds me of 'the princess bride'
(2)spot on nostalgia
3) tagline reminds me of 'the princess bride'
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00,
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Are you the Dread Pirate Roberts?:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:02,
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heh"TR7 Owners' Club Meeting - why not push your car along and join us?"
/Not the Nine O'clock News book
(/Not the Nine O'clock News book
DogHorse plop,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00,
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NTNoCNShurely the Spitting Image book?
Push your car to one of our meetings for kind words and solace
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:05,
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Push your car to one of our meetings for kind words and solace
Good link dudesome genuinely funny stuff on there.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24,
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I lived in Leyland until the age of 5FACT!
and woo for your pic
(and woo for your pic
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:02,
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Yay for Leylandand Yay for FACTs!
edit: and woo for that pic too
(edit: and woo for that pic too
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:04,
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i had some acceptably nice tapas in leyland the other weekbut it isn't otherwise particularly yay as a place
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:10,
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I knowi didn't want to mention it
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:15,
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Aye,we hightailed it out of there and went to Blackpool sharpish.
Which was, perhaps, a little foolhardy on our first drive of a 1957 car.
(Which was, perhaps, a little foolhardy on our first drive of a 1957 car.
DogHorse plop,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:17,
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hahahathat's where we moved to after living in Leyland.
the roads are quite good though round there
(the roads are quite good though round there
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:23,
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by the looks of the vehicle picturedwhere you're going, you don't need roads
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:26,
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sticky vinyl upholstery?it all depends what use you were putting your car to
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:07,
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I have two BL-era British cars.Neither one is drivable right now.
I don't have the time to weld floorpans back on.
Edit: Also, woo :D
(,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28,
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I don't have the time to weld floorpans back on.
Edit: Also, woo :D
Rarest car on earthA Stag moving under its own power.
Woo!
(Woo!
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:30,
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