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# fork friendly peas

when will they be invented?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# you just have
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# touché
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# ha ha
simple but ace
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# thankyou
i'm trying to eat peas at the moment but it's not going well

i keep peaing on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
#
use more honey
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# peas are knife friendly
EVOLVE YOURSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I eat my peas with honey
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# with my honey?
but she is downstairs watching tv. The two timing so and so last time i share my peas
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# you don't want to know what she's been doing with the carrots....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# i want to know
¬.¬
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# mmm
says she likes meat not veg usually.

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# well i stole my mum's carrot yesterday
except i actually mean carrot, not penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i also didn't pull it out of her in any way
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Suppose
its the ginger of the veg world.

You don't hate them but just glad you arn't one
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# yes
and in many cases, you're glad to have one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# have you ever played the knife and pea game?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# no....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# The object of the game
is to stab as many peas as you can onto a knife one after the other, without your collection of peas falling off.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Didn't pea yourself did you?
I'd keep a napkin there just in case
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i'd cheat and use honey
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED CHEATING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# NO, ACTUALLY IT'S WHY I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# i've done so all my life
it makes the peas taste funny
but it keeps them on my knife
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# shh
spike's ghost will return from beyond the grave and claim his five pounds
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# with dr honey snow
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# instead of adding butter
add superglue
woo
but peas are shit anyway, or are they?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# no, shit is brown
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Silly Samles
Shit is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# just use a spoon
or a small pointy stick
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# isn't that basically what forks are?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# no
spoons are deeper and have no prongs
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# no
i meant the small pointy stick

but theres always the spork.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Use a straw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# or
yoo could put them in a funnel and let them drop into your mouth as yoo pour them in from some kind of sachel.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# or
put a small explosive charge at the base of the pea pile, then just stand in close promimity with your mouth wide open, messy, but you'll probably get more in there than you would using a fork
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# or
hire a slave

and by 'hire' i mean spend money on a whip.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# put them in the bin and eat some chips
braw !

/dth diet
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# i already ate my chips
didn't you read any of the whole pie, peas and chips thing from earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# well then why are you bothering with peas
chips are the most important food group.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# i beg to differ
wine gums. can't live without them.

and beer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# all other foods
are simply an accompaniment to chips
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I disagree
by suggesting STEAK and FISH make chips an accompaniment.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# they are merely appetising side dishes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# if one were to just order fish in fish and chip shop.
one would be laughed out of the shop. chips are the centerpiece with which one builds a meal around.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# this is not true
chips are hit and miss, more often than not miss
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# they make square watermellons
they are quite freakin' expensive though
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Playing the piano?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# thank you
although I'm trying to give them up
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Like a monk?
Because he's bald?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# but I see no key.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# that's not a car
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# is it meant to be?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# silly mediocre
baby is not wheeled vehicle!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Transform!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# is that your baby?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# <insert witty reply here>
no, it's my nephew...



This one is mine...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# really? wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Oooh
green baby - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Bah... photobucket's running really slowly today
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketCFB
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Ace.
And very smooth.

WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Yay
but what happened to the wheels there dave? Did you get bored with it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Read the title="text"
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Ok I read it, now what do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Now you know why the wheels look like that surely?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Yes
but I'm struggling to apply my new-found knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Oooh what a lovely car
I wish I had one just like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Roffle
There are several things wrong with that picture, I should open it again and fix them
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Fix the wheels there dave.
Pixelwheels ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I can't do the back one :(
Should I start again with a different source pic?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Well
it's fixable, other aspects of the pic are more detailed than the wheels (such as the area above the rear wheel, for instance) and you've handled them fine.
On the other hand I'm a great believer in not getting too hung up on a pic that's not working out. Sometimes it's just better to go on to the next thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# The next thing is either a redo of a Vauxhall Cavalier, a Kia or a Nissan
WHICH?

Edit: That title makes no sense, the Cavalier is the only one I would be redoing. The others are one's I've never done before
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I don't know much about cars really
but those are all ugly names.
I particularly liked the pics of the cars in driveways because I liked having the extra detail of the buildings etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# The Cavalier and Kia photos are of them on the drive
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Kia then.
It makes me think of kia-ora
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Kia vs. Nissan
Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# KIA WINS
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# what Nissan?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Primera
Silver

First car I bought in Gran Tursimo 2
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Hmmm, all of these cars are in someway unsatisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Well they are the ones I have to draw next
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Go for Nissan, at least they have made some other good cars
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Hmm... then I'll have to do my 2nd GT2 car some time
It was a Mitsubishi FTO, because when I drove a Nissan, the Mitsubishis won
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Please explain "have to".
You mean you're compelled to?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I WANT TO
And I'm not doing any other cars until I have
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# groovy
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Are jaggies your style?
I mean, if you anti-aliased this up like a motherbitch it'd just look like any other vector (or is it faux-vector? pseudovector? Whatever the hell it is). But when I see pixelly jagged edges I think "davew27". Is that good? That's probably good. Like, some kind of uniqueness or something. Am I still typing? I think I'm still typing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# I've been doing these picture for a year, and almost everyone on b3ta has said exactly the same thing as you at least once
And the doesn't seem to be a way of anti-aliasing a whole image
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# All joking aside
I've come to actually like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Hmm, yes it was slow, perhaps this is why
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# this one has FAIL written all over him
well, at least the non-visible parts

is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# No.
How dare you.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# well, I could've been, couldn't it?
you never know who's behind these internets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# that grey car
is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# GREY?
That's the reflection of the ground
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# MIND POWARS


This is a doodle in my sketchbook all coloured.

It took fucking ages to get the gradient thing to do those stripes for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# powarz!
i feel teh feer
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Ooh, very woo.
Isn't there one missing though?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# There's a max of 100 gradient things allowed.
And I can't be arsed to change them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Both of these are reasonable responses, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
#
Full size here.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# yes.
a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# a penis
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# oh don't be like it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Not erect?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# And it is lovely.
crafty TJ:

I posted This on youtube last week and I seem to have received a comment from what appears on first impressions, to be a chap with a thing for three legged men in white socks.

It's a wonderful world.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Hah!
I would also like to see more. By which I mean less. More or less. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Ace.
Bald elves have all the mind powars.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# There are no bald elves.
He's a klingon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# MMM POWER!
Hurrah.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# POWAR TO THE PEOPLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# nicely
I like the colours
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# And the colours like you =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Invasion

cfb - 241K
'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# blimey
i find that a bit scary for some reason, woo for fear induction
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# purdy

they remind me of The Jesus Incident
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Frank Herbert
Brilliant stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# yesh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# That sounds like the way the Romans might
referred to the crucifixion after the resurrection.

The Jesus "incident"
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# they remind me of something off Final Fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# ARGH!
they're like amoeba evil ones too
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# good lord
it's the triffids again
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# That's lully. Looks just like my desktop!*
*May have nicked it as desktop
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha*
*subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Oh noes!
*phones interwebs polizei*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# COR!
*Gives 10/10 woos*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Episode #26
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Whistle down the wind: absynthandcheese.co.uk
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# That is certainly an embarrassing problem
and a pointy cure. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Possibly the first time he's had a storker up his bumbum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# still . . .
stop it itching

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# *glees*
New Brainiac with Vic Reeves at 7
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# this makes perfect sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# that's amazing
i'm in love with this picture

i want to have sex with it, and have little coasters with it on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# haha!
woo
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's good

but why is the guy with the roses up his bum still smiling?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# you've obvioulsy never had flowers stuffed up your bum before.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# have yoo?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
#
I had a mouthful of drink there, and now I appear to be wearing it thanks to snorty laughing (:
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
brilliant as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Haha
excellent. I really like your cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# i'm in a random mood today.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# wow
so simple
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# pic on top right
for your tattoo :-)
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# the apple turns into a small red whale during transportation
I would like an apple/whale multidimensiontransporter device

also WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# MY apple/whale multidimensiontransporter device!
get yer own :P
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# well i have a...err...pie!
i actually have pie and chips right now
and peas and brown sauce.

MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# That will take you as far as the end of this dimension.
you'll have to make your own way back.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# i'll have to put in another pie then
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# rejected because of damaged crust
please insert another pie
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# thie reminds me of the simpsons
when homer complains about the machine not taking 'beat-up dollar bills'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# eeeexactly
please insert another pie
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *inserts more pie*
where exactly am i inserting these pies?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# wuuffllmurrghhakkrrekkkyufbafwiffle
quaah
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# surely, yoo mean: wuuffllmurrghhakkrrekkkyufbafwaffle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# i farted near the end
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# whataboutawaterbottlewibble
that kind of 'in the bath' fart.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# bah
I shall have to find my own

or steal yours!

*yoink*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# *sticks leg out*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *transports*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# especially if it would take me from dreary cornwall to a sunny place in a split second!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I hear Minsk is nice this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# actually i was thinking Lanzarote
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Mmmmm pan-dimensional apples
Did it have a wormhole in it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:58, archived)
# *groans*
eve'ning mrs
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:59, archived)
# 'lo David
How's life north of the border? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# sunny
I'm slightly worried we have actually been moved closer to the equator with out our knowledge or consent, as part of some Alien Conspirisy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I know
it's on the front page of teh Grauniad!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# well
every year, scotland is towed south so they can have a summer. only 10% of all scottish people know this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# god bless insane conspiricies
by the way, gordon brown IS tony blair in a fat suit.

next time yoo see him on the news, watch his smile.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# *puts on tinfoil hat and wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# oh my
what a terrible joke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
but funny nontheless
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# pfffft

do you have a full size version of the vector you did of me? I would love a bigger one for possible printing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Hmmm, I shall see
Shall I send it by MSN?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# never buy an ipod
unless you want to switch dimension every time you put it on shuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Hooray!
*Joys*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# This is a surrealist version of those mac/pc ads.
AICMFP
(spunkbasket3000, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Next: we find out what happens when you eat the windows logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Shards in your gums,
for one.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 15 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# and
yoo get flagged
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Heh.
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# why does he not care for the dimension?
the sky is colourful and the hills resemble the lovely curves of a ladies bottom

woo
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Some quick silliness...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:24, archived)
# ha ha, 'Suckling noises'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Pffft
The Bruce Willis bit makes that
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Is that his head right of shot?

Head suckling. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Look who's norking too!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
you sir are a genious
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# NSFW!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# i have pie
so there
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Humble?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Isn't it
Humboldt pie? I do like squid never tried it in pie
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# God John Travola looks young there!
riverghost fact: When I was an ickle riverghost I used to think his name was Jolta Volta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# that's no way to smoke!
nice style though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Nice
I hope thats not lit, or he's going to have sore sinuses
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:26, archived)
# isn't it the wrong way around?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# ...littl kittin is angri, oh noes!


Not Really, DrZaarlon Is Just Practicing With The Liquify Tool In TattyShop.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# OMG! TEXT WIPING ONTO A PICTURE!
:D

edit: and thread deletion!!
and that image on imageshack is static! what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# THIS IS MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# sure, hell sounds like a nice place to eat
but bbq every shitting day? man, that sounds like hell
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# hmmmm BBQ, I have BBQ sauce on everything, even my tea*

*100001% lie
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# you know
I think I might go to mcdonalds

and steal the tub of self dispensing bbq sauce

it's free, so I'm sure they won't miss it

then I can spray bbq juice on everything!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# I sprayed my juice on things at McDonalds once
They fired me for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Really?
They gave me a promotion...
(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# pfft
best 300 related animation ever
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# /bows
thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# they do discounts for bulk orders though
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# can I have fries with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# only daemonic ones
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# pffft
actually hell's diner sounds good right about now
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# that is one happy looking cat!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# This
Fluffeh tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# ur finger iz in hiz ass, stroking his prostate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Don't tell the SSPCA
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:18, archived)
# this always makes me grin
that cat is damn smug about it all.

yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Not mine
just a ginger Cat i found on a picture and thought looked Smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# liquify is just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# haha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# wow
that cat has chewing gums
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# No Reason
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# carrots adventure
is about to end!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# carrots have it tougher than you realise
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Spot the pun

And win a prize
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Two nuns in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# *spluffs*
Cleanliness next to godliness?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# and a lot of worn soap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Here's your blinds.
nice tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# is it
dont run with scissors?
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Hey.
Don't knock my sport
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# hey
hey
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# bah
my keyboard batteries are in the last throws and it's getting more and more random what actually happens when I press a key
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# it's possessed by snata
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# ooohhh
kaaaay...
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# LBJ
How many kids did you kill today?!

What do you mean "wrong war, century and decade"?

Oh.

*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# "Giant legless bee found by small helicopter
with miraculous "human" facial features"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Great big bee - Hind helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# BEES!

Click for bigger (369 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# If you can get a spherical reflection of that bee into the eye..
..I'll bum you into next week.

bum woo
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# There is already one there
It's just very low opacity.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Huge behind?
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# its beehind
its in the file name
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# HOT MERCURY ACTION!


I was walking along the street the other day when this bald-headed journalist came up and accused my corridor of being a cult. "A CULT?", I replied
so incredulously, that my sunglasses nearly fell off my nose and my Tom Cruise hair nearly got ruffled. I decided that reasonable argumentative tactics
just wouldn't work this time, so I stormed off in a huff. Later, I could be seen creeping around under bushes throwing pornography at old people.
Why, you ask? You're not allowed to ask. You're a corridor
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# heheheh
Vunderbar
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# that man was very sinister
I'd have punched him hard in his culty face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# "Tom Clone's Guide To How To Win At Arguments"
"Chapter 2: The Art Of Not Stopping Talking

If you ever stop talking, other people may have a chance to say to you any of the following things...

1) valid arguments
2) critical points
3) words

Never stop talking, otherwise YOU LOSE!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# he didn't even breathe between words
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# He was like
a creepy version of Agent Smith, always appearing all over the place, talking like a robot, pissing on tramps etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# that's what I said to the missus
searching for aged rent boys to "investigate"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# show him your spoons
and shout "MY FUCKING SPOONS?!?!? DO YOU GET IT ?? EH?? SPOOOOONS"

he would have no retort for this display of spoon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I find
sheer bemusement and bizzarity to be the key to winning most arguments
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# yes
that will win

nothing beats sheer insanity :D

not even 4 or more aces
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# It's funny...
...because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# you should just get your balls out
works in all situations.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# even when leaning over a running meat grinder with all your weight balanced on a greasy surface?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# that's the best time of all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# and a bat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# was he actually bald?
or merely closely shaven?
if the former you should deffinatly squeeze lemon juice on his head and dance around him singing abba songs backwards in hebrew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Pfft
S'funny cos I find the Internet gets smaller everyday. Well, the bits I find useful/good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# that's because they are deleting your favourite bits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# the bounders!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*Clicky* Woo *Clicky* Woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# 1st Book of Skells

Ach! Yar fair chombin ma keenie, ye muzzlefleesher!
(Sco-tish ramifications, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Toothless budgie.
Grach yer moonie, ye kilfnicker.
(Sco-tish ramifications, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# TITS or GTFO n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Can't you Scottish people learn English?
You'd think you've had long enough by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# They just won't listen
We even tried to breed it into them, I seem to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I tried that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Yeah, me too.
It's only fun when they wriggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I for the record
am going to distance my self from that twunt
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:49, archived)
# BRAW!
Have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Do you like carrots?
I've got a big sack of them in my fridge.
(gianthead, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# capt'n!
a cannae see nae picture!

ya wass poo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# And you want me to do what about that, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# hmm
dunno, draw something cute wearing a hat!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# i'm TJing
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I say!
did she shoot all the bad guys without spilling a drop of her drink?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# If you like.
I am unsure, I was kind of stoned when I drew her.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# cool
get stoned more, draw more stuff

infact, draw a comic adventure thing while stoned, who knows what'll happen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# hopefully even less clothing
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# More busty ladies


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# dear god that's sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# That's what I thought
So far I've just had 'why is she green?' a lot. :D

Sheesh, you rejig the she-hulk and you get nothing but trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# she can she-hulk me anytime
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I <3 Suicide Girls
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# They're pretty sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# She's Captain Kirk's
latest girlfriend

And she's lully.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# :D Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I say!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# *adjusts monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# is she available for bedtime fantasies?
because i feel the need to fwap over the idea of her licking things... most likely other ladies
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:30, archived)
# need's a spanglier gusset
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Woo!
That's awesome.

Needs an 'I like this' button.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# i see no picture
have i gone blind?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
#


And it's book of kells.

Yet another regular with a second account to enable a spot of trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# what the fucking boating industry challenge happened there!
his poor dna!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Dear lord!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# You are fucking joking.
Tell me that's a damnably fine photoshop job and not in any way real.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# What are you trying to say?
I was at a fancy dress party.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Erm... erm...
ASL?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# and that's a mighty fancy dress y'all is wearing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# haha
call me Cletus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Wha we got here is failure to communicate...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Great
After a week off line, this is the first thing I see...
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# thats a mighty big reply...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Oh good
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# What was the old phrase?
kasto kasto? Something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# KASTO KASTO KRUT!
POLIGEN HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Thats the one
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# so that's a neato
what now right
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Connection down!
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# that's pure sex
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# wow
i finally get the day off and this is what im missing? maybe school is a good thing
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Cthulhu fhtagn!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# get to fuck
RIS meister
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Dear Sir,
Kindly fuck off.

Thanks and regards,

Dr. W.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# An FAQ always looks wrong to me.
I know it's not, it just looks it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# if i scewered a gerbil with a pen and left it to rot for 14 years (assuming thats your age) on a blank piece of paper, it would still have come up with something more creative than you
you dumb twat
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# thank you for giving me a chance
to post this again...

because god knows i never get to...


/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I made a wallpaper.


Click for bigger (121KB)
Looks a bit like the ghost of sonic the hedgehog i just realised. Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# *is drawn to light*
*gets crt related head injury*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Pfffft...
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# who wants to be a millionaire?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# haha
me.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# me too
damn it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I don't normally like these random arty wallpapers.
But this, I do like.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Thanks!
This was a lucky one i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Deputy Dawg isn't doing as well as he used to
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# the west was won
so fuck him! and his horse!

:D

woo to pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# aww
*calls RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# he wants to
stay off that crack pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha yay!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# bored and messing with webcam
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Cyclops!
Or something
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I think you've given away the secrets of the next episode of half life there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# *finishes in 3 hours*
waits another 2 years for next episode
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha
yeah...

it would have been 15 minutes, but IT KEEPS FUCKING CRASHING CLEARLY ITS MY MACHINE AND I'M STUPID! WHAT WITH IT BEING THE ONLY PROGRAM THAT KEEPS FUCKING CRASHING

/bah! blog

but yeah, it looks pretty, it's going to be 5 minutes play, splat, reboot, repeat..

what fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Far Cry was miles better anyway
*hides in jungle*
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# never played it
I shall no doubt hunt it out at some point
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# are you David James Emanuel?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I was thinking more David Baddiel
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# FIT
I don't know why. I like jews.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# *sidles up*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# You already remind me of Dexter Fletcher.
This is a Good Thing.

Although it may just been the pictures I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# you've seen pictures?
oh yeah. Bashpics.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Indeedily so.
Semitic men are always good looking. Think of the more famous ones:

Sacha Baron Cohen
Jeff Goldblum
Erm....


Well those two are nice.

I'd have done Elliot Gould in the 70s too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# if you make a time machine
you still could!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Woody Allen?
still, nice to know I'm good looking! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Have you thought of being a shabbos goy?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I'm Jewish, technically.
Well, my family are, I just can't be bothered with it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# don't get me started.
You are only jewish if you a a follower of the judaic faith. It's not a bloody nationality ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# ;)
Jews (Hebrew: éÀäåÌãÄéí, Yehudim; Ladino â×åãéåñ, Djudios; Yiddish: ééÄãï, Yidn)[1] are members of the Jewish people, an ethnic group originating in the Israelites of the ancient Middle East and others who converted to Judaism throughout the millennia. The ethnicity and the religion of Judaism are strongly interrelated, and converts are both included and have been absorbed within the Jewish people.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# But we have had this before. That's not true
wherever you got it from. Jews are arabs who followed a different faith. It's like sayin Catholics deserve a separate passport. It's only the Jewish who perpetuate the myth. I can become a Jew. I can't becom Asian. That's how simple it is to understand. Isreal is the land and Isreali is the nationality if you were born there but being Isreali in no way makes you jewish. Party hats and silly beards make you jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# tsh. Let's leave it with wikipedia.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# if you were carthaginian
you probably thought they were greek :D

yes, wikipedia, fountain of all wiki peas

hmm, peas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# And this is my colleague, bindibhaji.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Hooray for crappy animation!




(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# S H O T !
W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Not Shatner!
The bald twunts gonna get it for that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Great shot!
;D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Kirt would kick the shit out of that bald cunt Picard


/starts fanboy war
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Patrick Stewart
is my father - FACT!*

Right - hometime - bubbye!

*well, my mum went out with his brother once or something
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# nice profile....
made me jump!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Sisko would pwn the both of them
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# ooh ^ this
fo' sho
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *slices everyone in half with one of those Babylon 5 laser cutter things*
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# even Janeway could kick his ass
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# What?
Singing some shit song about women's underwear is nowhere near as hard as snogging loads of alien women.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Picard was running around in a vest fighting Borg at the age of 68
He'd kick Kirk's ass into the middle of the previous century
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I'm not entirely clear on Star Trek timelines
but wasn't Kirk already in the middle of the previous century?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# well now he's been kicked back there!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# but didn't they have that thing
that kirk was trapped in and like.. er..

they were together then kirk died

and the actor that killed him got poo in the mail

and er.. some guy wore ears, in fresno, and people laughed, then he shot up a cafe with 2000 rounds from his collection of hungarian military surplus

er, and someone had a cake, I remember cake, cake is good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
#
the USS Enterprise's five year mission under Captain Kirk lasts from 2207 to 2212 but by the time TNG came out they changed the dates to 2264 to 2269 to fit the timeline. Then they changed it to 2270 during the voyager years.

Click for bigger (185 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# but
doesn't insurrection also take place 100 or so years earlier as well?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# before you two get involved in a deep discussion about this
consider, that it's only one step from there to appearing in court to be a juror wearing a star fleet uniform
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# nah, never been a trekkie
just trying to pick holes in his argument for shits and giggles
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# dude if someone googles for this and finds a trek discussion
they'll have to turn up and explain how the doppler phase inducer works and all kinds a crazy shit! it'll lead to madness! madness I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# shhh
they might hear you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# haha you cheeky bastard.
I have a TNG uniform :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
do you like to wear it

and stand "at the bridge"

and.. give captains orders, do you ? do you?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Captain Pike could have done them all in with
with one hand tied behind his sexy back. Well he could have before they turned him into Davros.
"What's that Christopher?"
"beep, beep"
"What? You've filled your bag again?"


Damn. my keyboard batteries are going and letters are not appearing as I wish them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# he'd have cunted them in the fuck with his foot dobber activated beeper!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Haha!
I likey
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Make Kirk's eyes start bleeding
When the arrows go in.

TWGMTFH.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

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