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# work it baby
If you look really closely you can actually see her kebab!!

(J0J0, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# aaarg
kebabs are bad enough to start with
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I've never had one
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Really?
Probably for the best
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I've never had a chip butty either
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# nah, to hell with them
Crisp butty ftw
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I've never had one of them either
I must broaden my culinary horizons.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I tried one, once
it was shit

badly vomit inducingly nasty

so that was enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ?
kebabs are loverly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# no they arent!
*burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# what?!?!
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# SHE'S NEVER HAD ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# a good kebab is lovely,
but the e-coli in pita you get off most high streets is foul
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# fowl, sheep, dog...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# the only kebab I ever had gave me food poisoning
from Ali Bastard's in Bournemouth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Same here...
too much salady gubbins and pretend meat...

the pita looks tasty though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Most wise,
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Worth a new thread?
Maybe, maybe not. Maybe should have been a reply/edit to your old thread? Meh, what do I care, I don't run this place. I'm still waiting on the shipment of arms from America so I can start the coup
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Agreed. It belongs as a reply.
But it wasn't his/her/its original post. You're babbling man.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# oops
thought it was t'same dude(tte). Never mind. I didn't want to be a board nazi anyway. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Heheh
Oh it's you. I used to have your 'I know origami' on my old mobile.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I have a seam....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# A Titanic pun


This was better in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
it's simple, like me, I'm amused

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Oh Noes!
The sun am becomed a lettuce!

We worship thee Lettucey sun-God!

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# thats just the
tip
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# arf!
*wipes spittle off screen*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Marvellous
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Cabbage, dead ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# They'll have to change their Cos!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I hope they don't rocket the boat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I sea what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Water you lot on aboat?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# the schooner you all stop this nonsense the better!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# They'll get a leek...
in the hull
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# tharr she grows!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Kos?


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# That's a round lettuce!
Shirley?
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Text on pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *REMEMBERS THE PENNY TEST*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# lest we forget
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# in australia, cillit bang is called "bam"
100% of random fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# "G'DAY! I'M BRUCE SCOTT!"
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# haha
Croikey! The most vanishing dirt in all of Austraaaahlia! Oi'm gonna stick moi thomb up it's nozzle!


Strewth! That's pissed it off right and proper!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# "easy off bam"
and our barry scott is far too sedate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Oh dear!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# TEXT ON A MO'FOCKING PICTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# 1.12 JIGGAWATTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# 1.21
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# typo!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# That's the big city for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# foot shit milk
milk shit foot

shit milk milk merm schmerg merm merm schmerg

:D

I am amused by this image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# hahha
nicely done fella
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# WWwOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Dog poo dog poo stinky stinky dog poo!
/Drop Dead Fred

woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# he must live in camden
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# .
Let me take you by the hand
and lead you through the streets of London
I'll show you something to make you change your mind
about moving to london
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Worst. Limerick. Ever.
/comic book guy
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
acesness
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Only people from Swansea will get this…
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Erm
Please edit your original post with image tags.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# it's 65k anyway
so he's doomed to be nazi bombed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Oh dear :(
Poor n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Oops.
Sorry old chaps.
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# yes indeed you bally well should be!
*twitches monocle*

I say!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Sherry?
.
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# my god!
he's speaking in double post welsh!

look you!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# we as that includes most of us
care to explain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# zomg ket!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# does ket mean in wales land what ket would mean in this locality land?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hang on, hang on
He specifically said Swansea - I grew up just 10 miles away and I haven't a clue what he said.

Wales is a big place you know!!

alright - not that big
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# why it's tiny!
you can drive an american 4x4 across it in 3 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# it'll have it's wheels nicked by the time it gets to Newport
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
just the wheels?

man, times are changing

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# I only know one Ket = ketamine
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# kets are sweets
but ket, is bad person, as in "a load of ket"

it's ye olde for charver, innit

and we call them charvers up here

damn it!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Ketamine
The dribblers’ drug.
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# super
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Post it on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# well done on alienating 99% of b3ta


damn those Swansea b3tans...DAMN THEM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# 98.997%
I'm not offended
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# only regular boarders will get this
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# RIS? I dont get it?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ...
(radja, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# jesus shitting crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I asked you if you wanted one
fair's
fair
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# what's this now?
*raises eyebrow*

edit: yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *gets almost knocked over by a big tall black blur*
Who showed him man nipples? You know what happens when you show him man nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I personally LOVE the man nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# That's why you've run off to get some!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# You betcha :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# For a bummer your girlfriend is really fit.
EDIt- I meant you bum, not she bum. I'm a lot less frightened of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# you can almost see her kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# what *is* that shiny red thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# It's her foo-foo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# The red ghost from pac-man
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Her cock!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# christ on a boat!
I was just about to start drinking my cup of tea when this image appeared

I'm glad it appeared first, there would have been a fucking mess :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Those are the oddest nips ever
They're like massive whiteheads on otherwise featurless boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# OH YES. OHHHH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# All of the fear in the world
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# CANT.... LOOK... AWAY....
EYES... MELTING....
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *Oils wanking glove*
Afternoon everybody. Hope all's well.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *faints*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Woof!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] This compo needs more terror and mayhem!


No, it's not just TOAP, because there is implied irony in such a scenerio.
(Both religions base their creation 'theories' on almost identical texts, but they hardly ever seem to get along).
That should lift it one notch above crappy TOAP, according to the faq extended edition, page 514, paragraph 6 of the chapter 244 100 things you've always wanted to know about TOAP but were afraid to ask

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# YOU CUT THE FUCKING EGG ON THE POINTY SIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I don't agree with all this TOAP bollocks
who cares if it's text on a picture if it's funny? Quite a few of Lenningrad's FP's have been 'TOAP' and everybody loved them.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# ^thus
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I like TOAPS
purely for the sound of the word
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# almost as good as TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# yeah
dripping buttery TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hot TOATS with the butter dripping off, drip drip drip
and dribbling down your chin

and onto the hairy moobs beneath

O_O

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# *licks off*
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# well
that's all the sex right there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# What colour gel should I get to colour the tips of my mohawk on Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Green.
Black and green are the best things in the world together.

If not green then silver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I was debating silver
but I'm worried it'll flake and result in me being a goth christmas tree.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Ding dong not very merrily on high?
;-)

Silver'd look good- those stargazer gels should be ok. I do like green on you though, it suits you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Ta.
I dyed my hair back to black again last night so I'm all boring and gothy again. Dinny's not too happy.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Naughty boy!
Not doing as bosslady tells you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I have to stand up for myself sometimes.
I personally like it black as it tends to make me look thinner...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *tuts*
Tut and sigh, my dear wi. but it's up to you, it's your hair.

Black's good on you, don't get me wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Red / Green
Always one of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I may well go for green.
I shall see what they have and what money allows.

Not hot pink then?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Hot pink is a tad 'cyber-goth'
Needs to be accompanied by little bits of hot pink string attached to your clothes...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# No pink.
I don't even think you could pull it off ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Irony is for shouty-disco loving fucktards from Shoreditch anyway...
I much prefer big scary goths...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# He am that.
I used to be more.... well, I used to take a lot longer to get ready.

I'm so tempted to get back into it though- be all corsets and big boots again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I love goths...
Sadly I met Mrs Broom after her goth days and only have pictures to show me what I could have had...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i don't mind funny and clever
i just don't like it if i don't find it it amusing or if it's bandwagoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# This^
Legalise TOAP!
Put a stop to bandwagons!
*protests*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# We had a mini toap bandwagon last night
it was quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# i think your right
after all it is just a message board.
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I like them too
There are no borders to tedius wankery comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I agree.
It's not like a headswap is a work of fucking art or something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# that plant on the right survived though
what does that say about evolution?*




* no, I don't know either
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# bombproof toapiary?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Needs more Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# TOO LATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# DONKEY! WOOFBARK!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Arf! Bunneh...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# whoa!
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Panic not.
She's dead. True story.

*blub*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# TOO....MANY....FUCKING....WORDS!
And donate while you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Donate?
Do you know how expensive that extended faq was?

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ~_~
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Yay!


B3ta As good for you today as its always been!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Shaftsbury
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# needs more Ted Bovis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
#
o ea
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# 'meare'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# YES MICTOBOY YOU TIRESOME CUNT, THAT IS CORRECT.
THAT IS OF COURSE EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT.

*wedgies*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *speed bums*
cor blimey gov'nor!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# ok...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# YES!!!!
Bring him back on TV
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
"You great clumsy berk"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I never tire
of this

Can't find the full version though.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# What shall we do wi' Spike Ladies and Gentlemen?
Chuck 'im in the pool, Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# hooray! for devon villages.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# DORSET
You ignoramus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# sorry i thought it was clovelly in devon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# meh
they all shag their sisters doen that way, so it's all much of a muchness, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# they like a nice bit of Dorset thatch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hooray for cobbles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# aroooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# come on chump you lazy sod!!
push that bike!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Is that a block of flats in the far distance?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# aww bless him
pushing his delivery of drugs up the street with it's quaint ethnic english paving

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ridley scott directed that ad
/pub bore
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# RIPLEY??? FROM ALIENS?!?!?!?11!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# see that grey house just left
of the slightly blue house? I spent a week there a few xmas's ago, and fuck me is that hill steep. You need fecking crampons to stop falling back down!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# luvs a bit of chump i do
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# U rah doe kankee Solo..mwah haha!

[Special Edition Widescreen]

[leia] [ObiwanSock]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Where do you find all these sock puppets?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# it's the same one, just photoshopped surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# The widescreen green one?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# ooh him...he was found wandering google :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# A little part of me hoped you made them yourself
You should track down the owner of that sock and buy it off him
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I'm trying to :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# you can make one yourself!
1. sew black beads onto sock
2. put hand in sock
3.?
4. profit
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# no he makes them all for a specific image
I'm sure
(pdjpdj, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Yes, thats what he does
But I'm talking about the other sock in the above image
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Sock me !
that's cool
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
that's awesome! especially in widescreen.

the admiration I have for you moves a step closer to love each day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha :)


*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *backs into droog*
*chloroforms*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Quick, drag him into the van
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *flails*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *restrains*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Damnit, he's waking up
Quick grab the chloroform.

Or a club, which ever is closest
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# No we don't want to damage him!
We need him alive so we can make him create more sock pics for our pleasure!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha
I think all the creatures in starwars should have been sock-puppets, it would have been hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# you keep on impressing!
T'riffic stuff Prodge
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# YOU ARE WIN
More socks sil-vous-plait
They make me glee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# droog!!
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 'lo ives
*tickuls*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Saffy R.I.P


god bless my friend
15/06/2007
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# TJ: How do you get the weird little symbols to show up on your Word docs?
Paragraph break and so on.

Thank you kindly in anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# click the button that looks like a backwards P
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I have no idea what you're on about?
Wingdings?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# turn on
the show\hide function? the button that looks like ¶
gah i'm getting my mind pissed on a lot today

oooh...i just found out it's called a pilcrow sign...well i never...

\uses word far too much blog
(prostheses, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Oh yes
Thanks everybody.

*gets back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Goodbye
God bless
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Oh dear.
I'm sorry :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# so it was you!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# :(
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# thank you one an all
many beers will be had to my best mate 2nite
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# i'm sorry to hear that.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Aw :'(
god bless
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# awwww :(
Sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# R.I.P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# WHY AM I LOOKING AT YOUR DOG?
(deathbyfeedback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I thought you all might like to see Trev having a dump. Enjoy!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# david dickenson
the early years
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# yes
can we see more please ?

Perhaps this time from underneath ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# come on now, you've got work to be getting on with
I'm sure The Friday Night Project doesn't write itself!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I always had the impression that it does
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Russ Abbot is great
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# \o/
HA HA HA H AHA

he looks so happy... see you Jimmy? - your deed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# They have a script?
I assumed it was some kind of avant garde performance art.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha.
That is my new favourite insult
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ok
i'm guessing since all your posts have been just photographs, you're not understanding this board.

READ THE FAQ!

photoshopped pics in general, and preferrably something funny.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ooh, Mr (or Mrs or Miss or Ms) Moody!
Only some fun, reeelllaaaxxx
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Hello Holly.
Hello Hilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Gosh, how puce is his face?
Must have been a real railway sleeper
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# NAZI...errr...NASA
It's official - the international construction effort on the ISS is being co-ordinated by the Nazi party.

(J0J0, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# or
the sikhs, which is more likely
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Yes it is !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# eeeeef!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# scrote-tastic
WOO!

did you photographe yourself for referance?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Not this time
I remember assgate last time
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
needs more scrotemonkey.

but that's just personal choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# It's all the rage in your house
apparantly

According to your Mrs anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# please can you post your spiderman/scote guy pic?
that's my fave
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# i would do
but it's not my picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# lychees
all I see is lychees and it's all I'll damn well see!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yay
but how does it taste?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
you are a wag
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# heh
stupid dog
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Is that the dog in the Fly 2?
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Woo(f)!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SCROTULA?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# No, it's this guy
www.b3ta.com/board/7297219
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Someone's been giving him a good bollock in
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Friday wordmash
With apologies to JJ



bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# The discworld version of events is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i just read that.
cheered me up to no end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I've only read
colour of magic
the light fantastic
equal rites
mort
Night Watch

AND

The Truth.

Oh, and the Wee Free Men.

But manwife told me all about the platypus thing, and I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *highly recommends "Maurice and his Educated Rodents"*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Aha
I'm always up for requests.

I'm trying to go in order, but I might just say 'fuck it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# better to go in order
some characters undergo heavy development through the books
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# The first four are in order, right?
I need to buy more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# with the first couple of books it doesn't really matter
but the newer ones should be read in order, at least those concerning the same cast of characters, like the watch

and they are in order, yes
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *claps*
So far my favourite one would be Night Watch or The Truth.

In fact, the Truth is my favourite so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
#
www.sfsite.com/lists/pratchet.htm

edit: oops, that's not up to date. "Going Postal" and "Thud" are missing
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# you're a stunner, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# i've read them all, by dint of the missus owning them, and not having anything of my own to read at the time
they're fairly accesible and entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I think so.
Certainly Pratchett's one of the few authors to make me laugh out loud whilst reading. Those books and Spike's books about when he was in the war.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# oh christ
they're the funniest books I've ever read, but also quite tragic when he starts to lose it a bit

"The monkeys have eaten all the fuckin' buns!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# :D
I just want to direct the next big budget drama they do for discworld- or do the casting so I can get Mark Heap as Rincewind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Yes!
This, very much. I will pay money.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Milligan or off of Buffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Milligan!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# best war diaries ever
The man was a genius

The bit where the piss-tub goes through the ceiling in Bexhill is comedy gold

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Oh it's all good, I think.
I'll always remember one thing he said.

Apples be ripe, nuts be brown
Petticoats up, trousers down
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ^this.
I can't remember which book it's in though.

Science of Discworld?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I'm not sure
Boo's told me about it but I haven't read it myself yet. It could be that one, we certainly own it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# the one that i read was "the last continent"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Ah yes.
Sadly one of his weaker books, but had some good stuffs in it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# like how vegemite was created.
it still makes me sick though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Am I the only person who thinks Terry Pratchett is a shit-awful author who isn't actually funny?
I should mention that I read more than a couple of his books before reaching this conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I'd guess you'd be in the minority when it comes to people who have read the books.
Most people who I know that have love him, but it's all subjective, innit?

Who do you like then? Don't say Tom Clancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I liked the one he did with Neil Gamain
Good Omens.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I haven't read that one yet, I must admit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# At the moment I'm re-reading fight club because the only other books in my house that aren't in boxes are all in made-up languages.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Read the Illuminatus! Trilogy.
That'll keep you busy for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I have a copy of
the dangerous book for boys on order. I'm looking forward to its arrival.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Oooooh
I want to read that.

can I be an honourary boy? I'm rather good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Sure.
Just don't get too good at it or it'll put some of the real boys off.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# you have every right to think so offcourse.
but so do we.

and that is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I met him once and he was very nice in a big-hatted nice sort of way
but I've never read any of his books
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I would have thought so.
Many people consider much of my reading material quite highbrow and inaccessible yet even I love to have a spot of escapism with Pratchett now and again. It allows for you to be a schoolboy again without any of the embarrassment.

Some people think Stephen King is a literary genius. I happen to think he's a one trick pony who has no idea how to end a story. Personal tastes may vary.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Stephen King likes stories ending with explosions or big fires.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# i agree on the stephen king bit.
i liked the kubrick version of the shining infinitly better than the stephen king version, and if the movie is better than the book it means something right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Have you read The Green Mile or The Shawshank Redemption?
Apart from these two, I'd agree. Total shite.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# No, I totally agree
I've read quite a few, thinking with so many fans there must be something there. I'm can count the things I found funny on one hand. In my opinion he's a poor man's Douglas Adams.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# yeah, but y'know fuckit
THEY HAVE POISONOUS ANKLES!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh.....
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

ptang!
(harmetheous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Darth Darwin?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# ha
Charles Darthwin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Needs more irish jig music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Fight ya for ya shoes!
lol!!!
(harmetheous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# LEONARD!
I hope he safely finds it back to SA.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Die Puny Humans
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# MORBO!
*insert random morbo quite here*

very woo thor person!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# "Kittens give Morbo gas"
"...puny human number one, puny human number two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
"Nixon: "How's the family?"
Morbo: "Numerous and belligerent."
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# puny humans!
we shall now suck out your brains with bendy straws!

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ta!

*points at guards*

save this one, he can work in the slime mines of krankor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# a young andrew?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# no
needs more donut for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# the donut
could be a post-puberty thing...a secondary sexual characteristic if i recall the technical term...
(prostheses, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# "punny humans"?
you must be looking for DTH

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# not without a fight!
or some sort of non leathal competitive sport... first one to touch their nose gets to live... GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Cute
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *gestures to guards*

bathe this one and transport her to my quarters.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# RAWR!!!!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
scares u back
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
hates this woman
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# woo. reminds me a little of Day of the Tentacle



Here's my bruised headface
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# what happened to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# was running through on goal
and the 6'6, 18 stone goalkeeper came clomping towards me, in my bravery i tried to stop and avoid him, but the cunt behind me thought he'd push me face first into the keeper's elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# poor bastard
have the insolent wretches liquidised
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I was ready for a fight, and if not a good argument
however, the oddness in my head meant i couldnt sit up straight for five minutes, by which point I decided not to cause a fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# on the plus side
you do look a bit like someone's tried to burn a cruicifix into your forehead... so you could say you're a vampire or a demon, or even the anti-christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# haha
yes, i hadn't noticed that before.

I'll pretend to be Christopher Lee's son. that should get me some goth chicks. yeh!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# did you score?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# nah
a girl gave me a hug, but I wouldn't count that. ;)

after my brain had healed, i played on, and we won the tourney and i got top scorer. yay.

the other teams were really really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Did somebody hurt you?
Do you want us to do them over?

*puts on boxing gloves*
*gets crate to stand on*
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# piggy back?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# yeh well
the bloke whose elbow did that is raather large. He kind of looks like a bigger version of mr T only without the chains and mohecan.

Edit: Thank you for the sentiment and feel free to beat him up, I feel I may have wrongfully dismissed you as not being up to the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I'll give him a cupcake
Then when he is distracted, bite his kneecaps.

Never fails.

/hope your face feels better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Haha!
I've just remembered the story!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# lol
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
hypnotize!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
oddness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Huzzah!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# woo!
and extra woo for the Andrew departure. ( not that I don't love Andrew of course )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ta!
normal andrew service will return shortly.

in the meantime, re-runs of the entire series of big brother, 24 hours a fucking day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# What a smashing fellow
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# excellent work
Where's my pic?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *whistles*

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# don't ask
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# don't need to
I understand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# no need to ask
as that's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# excellent
would make a lovely avatar!
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# the pulsing
effect is wwwicked.
(hotrodzombie, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# i see a rocket powered giraffe vibrator
:-/
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# CAUTION
NEVER USE UPSIDE DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Don't ask?
Does that mean I have to stop asking people for money? I got the special files pictures ready too. :(

Super odd pic. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# SUPER HAPPY GAZ FUN TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Gazzed
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# post samples and your rates please

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Rates are whatever you can afford (it's for charity)
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ready?
do you need any...er...'quality control' done on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Quality control?
Are you saying I am not a person of quality?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# no indeed
no inference should be drawn that any aspersions have been cast on your moral rectitude
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Did you want one
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# haha
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# superb
we have until the newsletter is unleashed before the board dies

keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# the board isn't spacking for me
am i the only one?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# yes!
poxy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# It's fine for me
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# The Giraffe doesn't get a space helmet? :(
Toptastic stuff
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Woo!
Needs more wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# it's not designed for atmospheric flight
so no need for wings ;)

/spent too much time on this already blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# superdooper giraffes are gonna find me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# smoooooth
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# acers!!
bloody computer!
nearly every day about this time my freaking computer takes
an age to load the board!
if even bothers at all!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Woo
Is that a giraffe shaped vibrator by the way? Nice change from dolphins and rabbits.
(Steiner, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# vibrator giraffe? :p
awesome :) love the effect
(Scotteh, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Someone had to do it...
So I thought it may as well be me (unless I've already missed someone elses attempt.)

(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# wasnt this a michael jackson joke?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# yes
originally the background was black
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Not heard it before
I got it as a text as no doubt so will most of the population by the end of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# pffft
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# boom boom
heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# *sniggers*
Oh you NAUGHTY

I love Wossy's end picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
#
's end picture
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# pppffffffft
end
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# He's holding an invisible glass cock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# sracist
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# the joke is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahahah
barum tish!

office based lollage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# That Ross is a master of the quick tie-change
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I hate the fact that virtually every guest these days is plugging something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Manley has a book out?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I was just about to strikethrough and write 'his cock'
but thought it a rather weak effort. Instead, have this:
Heheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yes

I like how Woss has grown his hair especially for the last frame
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# :D
and this
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# oof
it's still raining here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# where?
it's just about to start here

oo it's gone all dark
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Wait for it
It's going to lash it down.

You may or may not be impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# just started again here
I'm scared, and I have to pick daughter up in half an hour, and I have a sore foot and can't wear shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# It's still ok here
Although if it's just hit you it'll do us in a mo.

Where's your daughter? She's not in one of the villages is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# no - at playgroup
villages?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# around herts.
That are usually in big ditches for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# where are all you guys?
It's blue skies and sunshine here in the west midlands..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Slough
I hope it's not going to stay like that in the Midlands, otherwise I'll have to do me missus' mum's garden this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Fucking hell, you're quite close as well.
Closer to where I live rather than where I am at the moment.

GS and I are in Herts.

EDIT- board slowing down for me- looks like it's about to have a flid. Anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# GS is in Wiltshire
yes - board about to go pop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# The whole internet is slowing down for me
I think this might be my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# have you been trying to print it all off
and put it into a box file?
again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'm trying to translate it so I can surf the net on my abacus.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# wow - you finally upgraded from your Vic 20 then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Not really, I just wanted to be able to surf porn in bed.
The Vic 20 is still my main machine.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ARG!
it's the Friday Night Project team trawling for 'jokes' or 'internet zeitgeist culturally significant instant celebrity self referential post modernist meta news celebrity entertainment update graham norton'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# say that again,
But a bit faster please...?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
#
'internetzeitgeistculturallysignificantinstantcelebrityselfreferentialpostmodernistmetanewscelebrityentertainmentupdategrahamnorton'

that again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Quick - Get the Jimmy Tarbuck Big Book of Jokes out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# sorry
I left it next to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# They obviously haven't heard of google


TRY THIS, FRIDAY NIGHT PROJECT TEAM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
best of all aniamls!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
#
's garden this weekend
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*washes mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# In Leeds - we've had it non-stop for 2 1/2 days now
Flood tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
#
ay ecade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I'm in Manchester
and whilst it did piss down a bit yesterday and was quite heavy the previous day it's currently blue skies, glorious sunshine, all the windows open and me sat in nothing but my pants. MY PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Really?
I thought it had all moved darn sarf
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# It better not start down here - I'm in shorts.
Also, it's B3tan and that's that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# hooray!
*snogs*


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Rob uses b3tards
which I find a bit offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# b3turds is good
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# me too
apparently hs thinks b3tans sounds defeatist

but what (as someone earlier pointed out) does b3tards sound like?

I know

b3toids

there you go

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# i prefer b3tards
b3tans sounds far too nerdy and bit spotty youth to me, b3turds i like.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# do you thin the Scientologists have similar debates?
"Can't we be Thetards instead of Thetans?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# b3tards annoys me
cos b3tans has historical precedence
since i joined up it's been b3tan

but b3toids is OK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# historical precedence eh?
so does the N word and i don't like that either,

/this is going nowhere so i'll stop now blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# b3atles
b3ties...

mongtards?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I think of it more like Titans
you know, in them skimpy leather shorts.
And spears.
With prongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# ~_~
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Ahhh, to be young and in shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Well I'm not in them right now
That'd look silly with my shirt & tie.
But I walked in this morning and it was lovely. Brr!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I'm in shorts too
and it's ruddy freezing here and lashing down :(

/hates long trousers blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# That's cos you live up there^
I lived in Blackpool once but just for the summer. When it got cold I moved south. Like a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
It's taken them a right long time to arrest anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha. Sorry had to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I'll let you off
Cos it made me laugh. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# PANTO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# yours is better than mine
(pdjpdj, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I have been pondering shopping this exact thing
for a few years now

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# has someone airbrushed a thobbing cock out of the last picture?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps it was a lack of personal hygeine that caused dinosaur extinction...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Possibly NSFW
Possibly TOAP
Possibly Shite
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Carsberg?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# has your nazism made you fucking BLIND?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen that picture before
If I'm wrong then I'm sorry and shall try to forcefully push my head up my own rectum.


EDIT: *Gnnnnn* there seems to be some resistance there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# that's probably
because your head is already jammed past your colon....
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Wanna know what the inside of my stomach looks like.
Quick quick pass me the camera!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# /passes camera
i wonder if it looks anything like my lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# TOAP?
So that giant dino-cock was there before? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# i think his b3ta nazism has become chronic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I think you are one of the worst ones.
So I don't know where you're coming from.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# no i'm not
i ignore people a lot,
but i don't nitpick over every little percieved error like some do
and i'm always up for an argument, regardless of image quality
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# No you're not


Sorry is this a 5 minute arguement or the full half hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I don't know why your anti-naziism
has become chronic. You used to be one of the staunchest nazis here ( not apropos of anything in this thread, just an observation )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# TOAP?
Can someone explain what TOAP means? Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# it's a bullshit reason for small-minded idiots to have a go at people
it stands for Text On a Picture
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I see...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Pick on a texture LOL!!1eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# it stands for
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# possibly
got a huge dino-cock shoppped on it....

gah my mind is being pissed on
(prostheses, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# come on, are you serious
or a complete and deluded fucking idiot?
Enough is enough
put your hitler suit away,
change your name BACK to feral
and GET FUCKING REAL
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Soap.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# have you seen his arms.... he couldn't wash it if he tried
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Pffft!
That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha :)
but I have a feeling he's about to fuck the skull instead
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# you know its a typical day when the words 'skull' and 'fuck' keep popping up...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I guess they had to have long cocks as they only had little arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
now that's what i call a T bone.
(I helped save b3ta! gstq having issues with my password, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Ha
My dinosaur's got a massive hard-on...
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# how does he smell?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# with them little holes on the end of his snout
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# That's a very strange cloaca!
Made me laugh though.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# his balls are hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Cor!
Hung like a donkey - like a whole fucking donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] this is NOT shite...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

SO I'M NOT FUCKING sorry
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# why post it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# cos i wanted to...
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# feck off and marry Chris Evans
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# pfft
(pdjpdj, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# isn't it obvious....
we're all a bunch of miserable mingebiscuits on here that a n00b feels the need to deprecate their own work when posting because...
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# BIGger!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *waits*
*waits*
ok then...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# you just missed one
it'll be 15 minutes until the next one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# wha-?!
oh ratscocks!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Yes.
That is shit.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ha!
not THAT bad...
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# PS.. don't listen to these spackers...
i got the joke and its no worse than seeing the same fucking noah's ark idea done and done and done...

I have personally changed my kecks 5 times today due to pissing myself laughing at them all!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# next time
try a gif

i know 26 kb is ok but for this "picture" it's
excessive

btw woo
/edit [scarcasm]
(tubeman trousers, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# TNOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Abuurrrgt murrnepurr HUURmur turp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Gesundheit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# what is this TOAP?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Text On A Picture
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# tnakes on a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# ton't tou tfft tat te.
Tastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# torry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Text.
On a picture.

Or possibly a misspelling of a certain shade of grey...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# i see
cheers
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I thought it was more a shade of beige, if there is such a thing.
More brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# So did I...
But Google seemed to give me grey when I searched for it.

Maybe I should get a colour monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# :D
And all four channels on t'telly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Yup, makes the snooker even more dull...
"and Higgins step up to try and pot the grey, which should leave him open for a shot on the grey."
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# If this is a 'big bang' joke,
then he should have made it a HUGE file.

/bad advise blog

Or a link, with 'click for big'

/good advise blog
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# i dunno how to do
click for bigger

i wouldn't know how to make a small version in the first place...

/confused
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# See the faq
"How do I post links on the board?"

I tried copy-pasting the text, but guess what: it's turns the instructions into a link :P
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# See the FAQ
"How do I post links on the board?"

"How big can my picture be?"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Needs more
Grange Hill sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha!!!
i love the fear on their faces!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Ooof! Fearsome finger of offal
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# That's just made me stay in work
and not fuck off early for the day.

I congratulate you for reviving me so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahah that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# where's the source
its the one where that guy get pummeled with the baseball bat?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Is that it?
Does it animate eventually?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# yep
keep waiting

it's gonna happen eventually
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# nope
it's just a big bang
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# FP this!
needs more
"...and the something is gone"
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# OMG
Text is a picture!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# OMGWTFROFLBBQ!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# i'd love a roflbbq right about now LOL!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# have reggee reggee sauce with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# ---GNAB!
/short history of the universe blog
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# waits......... waits some more...........
oh.

its a jpg.

...... in other news.... I'm playing with a CNC router and I'm wondering what to make with a piece of wood. Perhaps a big CDC will do ya all?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Crudely Dovetailed Cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# a third scale gibson les paul body
so i don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Third scale?
You going to make a Les Paul Uke out of it then?

Burns are much better than Gibson anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# yes
i intend to, eventually make a les paul style electric uke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Why a les paul?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Awesome...
Are you going to join the Ukelele Orchestra Of Great Britain too, or do you favour a more Jimi Hendrix type vibe?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Beadle can always find someone else to make it for him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Stop being horrid everyone
It's within the filesize and an acceptable joke.

Can't we all just get along nicely?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# ^ THIS
BY THE FUCKING POWER OF GREYSKULL!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I HAVE THE POOOOOOOOOWEEEERRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *unplugs the poooowwwweeeerrrrr to plug a vuccum cleaner in*
oops!
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# pffft
GREYSKULL
GREYSCALE!


(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# pfffft
was the big bang colourful?

hmmm...
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# It was blue.
I've seen it. It's blue.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# ^this
I thought it was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# You are quite right
b3ta is getting ruder and ruder... and I don't mean GOOD rude*.


*SQUIRRELTITS
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# hello
you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# pfft!
Ignore these miserable gits ;)

The only think you have done wrong IMO is announce that you think your pic is shit, but still post it. If you really thoughi it was shit, you shouldn't bother to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# that's pretty much what I thought
posts like these can be funny, but only if the poster BELIEVES! You have to BELIEVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# haha!
I are liking your thinking thoughts there!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# oh no
i would...

EDIT: but i've edited it, so i believe
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I think that...
because he said it was shit everyone presumed it was shit and then completely missed the joke thinking there wasn't one.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Pfft.
Don't tell people your post is shit, you'll only be disappointed when they agree with you.

You should have done a click for bigger, that would have been amusing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I hope I find that in a fortune cookie one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *waits for inflationary epoch*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# and the dirt is gone.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
gone there
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Clever!
I giggled.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Erm er
Text on a background?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ohnoes
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# If DtH did this the sycophants would love it

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Oooooh get you!
tis true though :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# to be honest, if any of the regulars had of done it it would be getting better responses
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# yeah
just picked Dave because it's a pun
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# In Obert Skye's Leven Thumps
series of children's books, "sycophant" also refers to a race of small furry creatures whose job is to aid people who have entered Foo.
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

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