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Bleh...

Truly sorry, "THEY" made me do it...

Heh so how long till I'm banned x0

(deep-sleep, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

"Toap why did it have it be toap"

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

rofls

Oh and I just noticed I lost my learner plate! Now you guys will have to watch out...

(deep-sleep, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

Shut it Noob

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

Told.

heh

(deep-sleep, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

That fucking Beadle *gets gun out*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)

i miss beadle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

That doesn't suprise me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

the poor bloke had leukemia

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

Beadle?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

how?

he's huge?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

apart from one hand!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

*Cue the TOAP rebels*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

Dunno what you mean

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)

I actually really like TOAP...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)

Ah, note I did not say TOAP Nazis

I myself support TOAP, or at least condemn TOAP Nazis.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

Heh so what happened to your vigilantisism Weasle?

(deep-sleep, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

"Vigilante" made it sound like I was against TOAP

so I've rebranded.
Comments? Complaints?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

How about the TOAP bandits?

Robbing pictures of their dignity and abusing the type tool all over the world wild web.

(deep-sleep, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

oh no. We are anti nazis

not TOAP terrorists. But we still look down on shit toaping.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

who writes this stuff?

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

a tuesday late for challenge thing

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

I'd drink this

(Peb long-time lurker, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

i'd resize it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

just crop it....

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

Evolution vs crea...

Ohhh. THAT challenge!

(or maybe the "how huge can my image be?" challenge...)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

big image on board

ruuuuun

i hate you guys

(picitujeromanov, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

oh well, maybe the generic asians love you.

edit: that sounded too harsh maybe. I don't care about file sizes, I'm on a university connection. so I don't know why I mentioned it. it is pixelly large, too.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

2 weeks late

and challenging servers everywhere!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

sounds nice actually

but do as they say eh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

Sounds like it would taste of groin sweat

/does not like ginger

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

Fiery Ginger Ale

the bestest ever hangover cure

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

Put away those fiery biscuits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)

Mmmm... ginger coke, you could be onto something there

Hello new person. Welcome to B3ta.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

Welcome to b3ta

Good work, maybe a wee bit smaller in future

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

Advice noted

Thanks. Have resized image, and editted post.

(Peb long-time lurker, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

No worries =)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

Silliness!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

hehehe

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

*chortle*

Woo!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

monster monster!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

norfolk 'n' good, 3.30 at kempton.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

heh

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

gleeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

Shit!

Next please!

/only joking Dave blog. woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

RPTuesday - Found on the end of a Milkybar. It could just be our sick little minds though. What do you see?

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

*blinks*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

mom?

is that you ?

(picitujeromanov, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

why am I looking at your chocolate bar?

Sorry, yes, it is quite a phallic image.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

i can't see much

there's a massive image blocking out the light

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

^this

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

get a bigger monitor.

goes home for tea.

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

How d'yer think they make it white!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

same way they make salad cream

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

with eggs?

and manfat

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

salad cream is the food of the gods

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

I too love salad cream

none of this mayonaise rubbish for me.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

and there I was thinking you were middle class

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

wait

is salad cream middle class, or not?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

Apparently not.

My cousin once refused to eat nothing but salad cream sandwiches for about a year.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

nice

I like salad cream and am horribly middle class

*outs self*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

That's even less nutitious than my diet!

*eats Spinach and ricotta canneloni*

Mmmm.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

That canneloni got me through my enforced vegetarianism year.

That and cauldron things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

he didn't eat salad cream sandwiches for a month?

i've not eaten salad cream sandwiches for longer than that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

She.

And no, more like about a year. The family was really REALLY worried about her.

However I was only about 5, and I barely cared.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

I think salad cream

is quite ITV. Mayonnaise is BBC.

Horseradish sauce is Channel 4 and Daddies is Channel 5

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The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

the bbc is shit these days

their news looks like itv

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

The best news

is the news that looks most like "The Day Today"

I think ITV still wins that

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The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

this.

I wonder if they've ever watched it and thought "this Day Today gets all the best stories!"

edit: "Facts x Importance = News!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

No, no, no,

Channel 4 is all about the Marie Rose, whereas BBC has gone all 'generic burger sauce'.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

Burger sauce FTW

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

I've never actually known what's in

'burger sauce'.

I don't think I really want to.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

horseradish is poison

it's not for eating

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

Salad cream = working class

Mayonnaise = middle class

Aioli = Nigel Fucking Slater

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

Sod either of them.

Tahini. Mmmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

lime pickle

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

haha

my sister's boyfriend has a Nigel Slater book

all the instructions appear to be:

1. Get a big fuck-off pan
2. Put meat in it
3. Fill it to the brim with water
4. Leave it to boil for 3 hours until meat is welded to the bottom
5. Profit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

I did that once

with the intention of making stew.

Then I went out without turning it off.

The house smelt of burnt beef for WEEKS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

We have a game in our house

You get the Observer magazine, flick to Nigel Slater's recipe section, then one person reads the recipe title and the other one has to guess the ingredients.

Eg:
"Butternut squash with thyme"
"Butternut squash, thyme, olive oil"
"Correct"
etc

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

i can imagine the scene

perfectly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

where did you get that idea?

I'm complete scum, me.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

so I've heard..............

_{_{_{_{sat in a pub with yer knob out all night}}}}

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

That wasn't me

I wasn't even there that night!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

I may be mistaken then!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

it was robtoo and mongychops

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

chemical X

like the powerpuff girl has been made

(picitujeromanov, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

Obvious really...

tippex

(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

Let's take a look, shall we?

That's Michael Jackson on the right...his houseguest on the left.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

Naaaaaah!

Michael Jackson doesn't have a white w . . . oh!
maybe he does now!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

I always have a milky bar lodged in my japseye

it makes me feel alive.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

you sick bastard.

squeeze dairylea down there, kids will do anything for the taste.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

I tried cheesey strings

but it became too confusing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

I attempted an Edam enema...

word of advice: don't.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

Camembert coitus

is like the holy grail of cheese-based sex.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

Oh Waspy

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

*vibrates*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

I see...

I was going to work up to it with a Monterey Jack Off...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

hahaha

rub it over your babybel end

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

there is nothing like a whole stilton

sweating in a warm room awaiting you to delve into it's stinky moulding centre

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

no, you tried a 4dam enema . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahahaha

that just sounds painful and wrong.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

fucking cheesy strings ads!

Spikey-hair kid : "I have cheezy strings!"
Adult : *looks confused by cool product*
kid : "I win!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

spikey haired kid: i have cheese strings

adult: congratulations on having dole-scum parents
spikey haired kid: (o_o)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahaha

i posted a pic like that a few years back, nice to see that they havn't changed the design and are still subverting children.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

I don't suppose many of you will give a shit...

but Milky Bar = Nestle = boycotted for me. Join us!

www.babymilkaction.org/pages/boycott.html

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

*pisses into the wind*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

This^

I wonder how many millions of people would have to boycott nestle before they start to give a shit

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

You have to start somewhere.

Bear in mind that just the threat of a similar boycott caused Masterfoods to change their mind when they recently announced some of their sweetie bars would no longer be vegetarian. Boycotts do work you know.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

i try top avoid their products

i don't eat choclate so that's easyly done.

i do have cinnomon grahams every once in a while.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

cinnamon

Graham's FTW

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

My two front teef

(Valefar So what?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

Arf!

Nicely done!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

Well, bloody hell.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

If he talked to me like that, i'd twat him!*

* Actually I prolly woudn't

/placid blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

It always used to bug me in raiders...

That I could see the reflection of the snake on the glass.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

pffft

he's studying himself cos he's so handsome

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

oh yes

me too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

I think they've cleaned it up on the DVD though. :)

So woo and yay to Mr. Spielberg

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

At least they didn't...

...replace it with a mobile phone!

/ET-hating revisionism blog

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

what the what what?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

I never noticed until it was pointed out!

Same with the stormtrooper head banging incident!

woo pic!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

duh duh....

Flaming Tiger from earlier

Come to the pub for my birthday!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

heehee

that's ace

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

Ta!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

haha

great expression :)

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fross Read your email on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

alas London is just

too far!

nice pic though, especially the reflectionining thing

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

i would suggest that the reflection was already there

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

I would suggest that you have just burst the bubble!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

Damn yous Micto!

most of it was already there yes!
I did some stuff to it though
honest!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

the image is still wonderful

regardless

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

you're such a smooth talker!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

it's his silver tongue

it was fitted after the "tragic slide incident" of '82

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

's why i'm such a hit with the ladies

*ahem*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

you should never hit ladies!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

what if they're bigger than me?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

Well you can't fight them

so that leaves flight ~~or possibly fu..~~

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

what if they ask you to paddle them across their bare buttocks?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

if you need a boat

to get accross their arse, i'm not interested

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

that's different

mostly

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

nice reflections.

i decline your nice birthday offer as it is in london.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

Are you against London and all who sail in her?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

since moving away from the area

over 8 years ago i've only been into central london a handful of time.

it doesn't call to me to go and visit it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

Well feel free to celebrater my birthday where ever you are!

many people do
its a national holiday in the Grand Cayman Islands*

*possible traces of lie

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

*smiles*

*relurks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

One step away?

take the step damn it man!
I've got viking blood, or so I'm told
dunno who's it is though

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

is it in a little vial around your neck?

i dare you to drink it!
dare
dare
dare
dare

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

If you leave blood for long enough

Like, a year, in a little pot, it smells of marmite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

yep

and thats how they make marmite

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

*boke*

i worry about the things you know.

i've just added you as a flickr contact!

pffft "valentine porridge"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

Put some blood in a pot to put under my microscope when I was little.

Found the pot about a year later.

Come on, you'd have taken a sniff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

Sniff, yes...

Taste? NO!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

I didn't taste it!

Well, I don't remember doing so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

sniff?

i'd have taken a lick.

if you leave milk in a tightly sealed bottle for over 6 months it goes fizzy.

/bored at school blog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

hmmm

I wonder why, actually.

I guess marmite and blood are both salty, and have vitamins, and taste good spread on toast...

Oh, forget that last one.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

Metal

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

\m/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

Woo!

I would come to london, but you lot scare me a little bit.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

I KNOW!

you should see the picture someone gazzed me yesterday! Sheesh! C];0p
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

wait...

was that me?

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

could be . . .

hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

Oh dear.

Wait, no! I remember! You were making people send you pictures! You didn't specify that the pictures shouldn't be horribly shocking and offensive!*

*if you consider my face to be either of those things, that is.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

you were the only one who sent one

so . . . it was the best that I received!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

Also

the worst, by default :)

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

aawww!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

Egomania... Silent Hill style.

Shopped by Brain_Error, in case you hadn't guessed ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

Don't you look at me like that young man

*clips*

*bows*
*bit of blusher*
Very pretty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

*holds painful cheek*

*sads*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

*curls your eyelashes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

oh and he has really long ones too

the bastard

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Men with long eyelashes can go either way

in my experience

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

he does

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

pffft

*trims eyelashes*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

:D Did you just out your own boyfriend? Or were we already aware and I'm just being slow?

That's fantastic.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

I've outed myself many times before.

You should know this by now.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

I should, shouldn't I?

One of these days I'm going to out someone before they do. It's going to be GREAT.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

I did with my brother

but he doesn't even realise that he'll be gay one day :D

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

Pre-emptive outing!

It's the way forward.

Now if only we could devise some way for charging for it...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Weetobix, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

I didn't mean it like that

I meant EITHER sexy and beautiful OR creepy and weird.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

Oh, I'm both of them too.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

oh haha

well he can do that too ;)

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

are you suggesting that WI is a BOB?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

ha bob in holland

means a person that stays sober when going out so he can drive his mates home..

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

So does mine, it's most annoying.

But he makes up for it by having the largest, unruliest eyebrows ever.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

when you journeyed from your homeland

your babushka gave you a sacred potato

did you eat it as you travelled, or did you keep it next to your heart?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Is this one of those text adventures?

keep next to heart
go west

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

gooo weeeeeeeeeeeest

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

What's the next line?

Obviously it's not 'laa la la-la-la' as I seem to recall.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

"where the air is clear"

I believe.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

omg

shame on you

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

he must be punished!

you know what to do
=D

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

*tickles WI*

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

that's the style

show no mercy!
=D

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

Nothing wrong with the Pet Shop Boys.

Unless this is just normal shame.

Actually, I'm going to stop getting in the way of you two flirting with each other.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

flirting with whom?

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........

erm...WI

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

Your better half, dear.

Unless you'd like to flirt with other people.

*volunteers*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

*pushes in front*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

You leave my front alone, you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

but it's in the way!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

not a wise thing to say to a lady

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

*gets ready for a fight*

No, not with B E.

Please not with B E.

*cowers*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

*growls*

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

I didn't realize I was

As I just called him poopface and giving him a virtual tickle death for knowing the words to 'go west'

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

I'd imagine most things you do turn him on.

He seems quite taken with you.

I think you should get together, in one of those relationship kind of things. Perhaps move in together, get a lizard..

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

Are you psychic??

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

No, but I'm going to be.

_{ahhhhhhhhhhh, see what I did there?}

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

wow you're good

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

*bows*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

To the west there is a wall.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

...

use sledgehammer on wall

go west

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Go West appear, singing 'We close our eyes'

There is a claw hammer.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

...

get claw hammer

use claw hammer on Pet Shop Boys

jump on dead bodies

go east

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

well that was a bit useless

going west first and then all the way back to east again..

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

It was worth it

to kill the Pet Shop Boys.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

CHRIS LOWE.................SKILL 10 STAMINA 8

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

sharwoods take you there,

where now, to the north their is an indian takeaway to the south an open sewer.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

You step onto a rotating platform. You are now facing east.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

...

throw "on/off" switch

go west

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

WEST IS NOT AN OPTION

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

...

delete "is not an option"

run WEST

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

You are fighting the darkness.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

*is offended*

I'm not the fucking darkness. They suck.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

Arf!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

You are now in a small corridor.

You may go north or south.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

...

use sledgehammer on ceiling

go up

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

poopface

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

This.

In large quantities.

*isn't playing any more*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)

This is really making me want to play Fallout

I don't know why

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

Fallout is excellent

but I got horribly stuck after a few hours.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

I finished it in the end

Its one of the few RPG's I've seen through to the end. Most I just chuck because I lose interest

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

I'm playing through Breath of Fire III at the moment.

I love it, so I'm actually avoiding getting to the end of the game so I can fish some more ;)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

no you're not you're playing Silent Hill

as you got bored with BoF III :p

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

If you put the controller down but still have the savegame

it counts as playing through. I've been playing through Grand Turismo for 5 years now _{_{_{_{(on and off. Mostly off)}}}}

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

heh that's cheating

when someone says I'm playing a game I expect them to play it at least every other day till it's finished.

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

get ye flask!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

You can't get ye flask

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

"..and you just have to sit there and wonder why on EARTH you can't get ye flask..."

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

and you seem to have stolen george harrison's eyes

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Haven't we all at some point or other...?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

PUT EYES IN BAG

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

You have no bag!

Purchase bag of holding for 3000CDCs?

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

PURCHASE BAG

PURCHASE CRISPS

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

*puts on soundtrack to Lost Highway*

*looks at picture*

The perfect match.

Awesome.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

I pity the foo!

wheres ma milk?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Hahaha

needs more bling :p

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

you should ask bobs

he's got loads.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Hahahaha

I still love that picture

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

*scared*

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

bugger off

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

*locks you in a well stocked workshop*

*hopes you don't build somekind of fantastic contraption to break out and defeat me*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

Ooh wow - that's smashing!

'noon mista

(

Weetobix, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

hey mr weet!

nice hat :)

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Hey you vastly talented thing you!

(

Weetobix, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

did you see the inquo pics yet?

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

'Noon sir :)

She does have quite the talent at making me look good.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

silly boy

you've not to put your fingers in the socket!

have you had your "meeting" yet?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

18 minutes to go.

Shitting myself at the moment.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

you'll be fine

seriously
trust me
*oddly sinister grin*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

*fears*

*looks forward to meeting*

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

That's super

is it going on her website?

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

It may well do...

I've not asked her yet actually.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

I could use it for your patient card..

(as my site will be designed like an asylum)

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

Last 'Adventures of Dave' for now

You'll be relieved to hear...

Dave episodes 1-5 are in my profi - Oh, you know where they are by now.

(

NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

Ha ha

Dave being deported to face trial is less realistic than having a scientist in his bum.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

That's funny

Because it's true!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

HAHAHAHA

viz-worthy

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

Heh

Deported? Trial? Guantanamo?

There's a monkey behind the door.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

hahaha

these are great :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

I like this odd world

where tiny characters live inside larger ones. not sure why.

also, random nodeshell:

"we've secretly replaced the Enterprise's dilithium crystals with Folger's Crystals"

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

Thanks all :)

Running out of ideas now so dreaming up a couple of other silly cartoons

(

NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

Bernie

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

hahahahaha

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

Hahahaha!

Fantastic!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

It's Hiz...

torical.

(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

*sees manning, scrolls down without reading*

*see monkeon, scrolls back up to read*

Excellent.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

ta x

(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

My 1st Post! Dunno If Its Been Done.

Click for bigger (324KB)

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

erm

why?

Edit: I think i get it now...
Edit: Slightly related

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

haha

compo?

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

yeh i did on saturday

or sunday and it got one reply.

It was rather q n d anyway.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

What was wrong

with the gif?

Edit:and where do the Asians come into this?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

Dunno.

Mabye it was a mix ? ?

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

glowing nips!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

ah.. Bigfoot and Eve. Yup, that explains it

(

LS18, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

RACIST

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Haha yea--I forgot that hairy fictional creatures have

civil rights too. Thanks for reminding me, ACLU-man

(

LS18, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

Because god kept squeezing all the different coloured bits of putty together until they made that weird brown colour with bits of pencil sharpenings stuck in it?

Lovely first post. Welcome aboard.

Afternoon, all. I trust you're all having a smashing day.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Thank You ! I should have spent more time on it and made it better .

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

No--jail is not the Hilton, Paris

(

LS18, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

Glastonbury time again

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

*voms*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

Christ on a bike!

NO NEEEEEED!
/Mark and Lard blog

*adblocks*

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

What does it mean when someone says "adblocks"

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

*adblocks*

(

gravytrain, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

Adblock

is a plugin for Firefox which allows you to selectively block advert banners and/or pictures.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

tis very useful

I only ever need it for b3ta pics (spacky ones normally)

as Adblock Plus does such a stonking job of blocking ALL advertising ever

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

It does :)

Unfortunately my low-spec work laptop has a hard time running it without excessive CPU usage for some reason. Some sort of compatibility issue I think.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

Ah-ha!

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

A wonderful

little Firefox plugin which allows you to

A) Remove all image/Flash advertising from a website, if you so choose
B) Prevent specific images from being loaded, rather than ignoring/hiding a user

adblock.mozdev.org/

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

And there goes lunch

thanks

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

that goes well with 'Mandrills Ovulating Over Nine Pro Iceclimbers' Girlfriends'

which was posted earlier.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

that's glasto

the loo in jail isnt that private

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

god

i'm starving

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

Would.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

I shall call it:

'Art'.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

noooooooo

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

i've had her

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Needs more bakewell tart...

See profile stories.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

Then you can relate, I see.

(

LS18, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

I can indeed.

And in all honestly, it's not the kind of thing I'd want to repeat...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

Look to the positive side--

It makes the rest of life seem so much more civilized than before

(

LS18, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

Hmmmm

thats making my lunch so appealing

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

oh, the boke.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

*Pauses with sandwich one inch away from mouth*

*Stares*

*Stares*

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

Who left that there?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

these are ace

and I hear Morrissey likes it too and wants to write a cheery song about them

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

now that i don't believe

but i would ike to hear it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

clearly haven't heard his last album..

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

Lovely!

Does this chappy have a name?

He looks like a bit of a Derek to me . . .
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

Arf! that my dads name.

apart from the odin bit as well.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

NICE

have you tried just applying the halftone screen to the background only?
i reckon it'd make the subject 'pop' :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

But who'll clean up the mess?

(Leoricx, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

i shal give it a try witht he next one.

i'm just playing around a bit at the mo to find what works, but thanks for the suggestions.

i didn't think i'd get anything do at work as i took my scanner home, but my new phone has a 2mp camer which seams to do the trick.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

Finally picked up a copy of the B3TA joke-book.

you dirty man.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

hahaha

have some eye bleach on the house.

i felt dirty drawing it.

actually i still feel slightly dirty, and it not coming off

*scrubs*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

excellent new style sir

the money is in the lawn

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

Brilliant

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

made with Bryce 5 which you can get a free licensed download at:http://www.download.com/3120-20_4-0.html?tg=dl-20&qt=Bryce%205.5&tag=srch&trid=658315134

(xaniac, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

This is vere nice

but makes my brain itch.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

^this

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

*foams at mouth*

*has epileptic fit*

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

*administers rectal diazepam*

I am fully trained to do that, and buccal midazolam as well. Booyah! No seizures on my watch!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

SPAM

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

hmmm

like some kind of alien solar collector device.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

BRYCE!

I've not messed with Bryce for years. I think it's time for another exciting episode of

"Neville Does No Work All Afternoon And Spends The Time Rendering Things"

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

i loved that show.

is it on UK gold now?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Yes

repeated at 3:30am every third Sunday morning!

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

cheer up!

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

my God!

mictoboy is an anagram of Morrisey!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

Worryingly

Boom City is.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

Moob City.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

That's a very good point.

How's you doing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

I'm doing... ok.

Apart from having smoked half a pack of Cutters Choice today I'm not nervous at all.

*twitch*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

What's going on?

Why nervous?

*pats head*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

Clicky.

www.b3ta.com/board/7310568

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

yipes!

hang in there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

I plan on doing

and thanks.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

*hugs*

Good luck lovely, do let us know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

Will do :)

I'll know before the end of the day apparently.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

*crosses everything*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

yeh all the best laddo

I'll pray to satan for you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

You do that.

He'll kick you in the arse and tell you to pray to yourself.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

he's a lazy bastard.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

comb it!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

Comb what?

*combs pubes*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

*points* LIES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

Lice?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

How do you know?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

You said before.

I said men shouldn't shave anywhere, and you said something along the lines of *does everywhere*.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

Ah true

but I need a bit of a trim.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

trim - yes

shave - ghey!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

Nah

shaving is essential for modern day living.
Stops pubes on the soap, stops excessive sweating, overall more hygienic, and it looks better.
Plus there's always that extra inch.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

intch

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

Nah it doesn't itch

as long as you do it regular like :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

:D Did I worry you for a second?

*imagines WI furiously looking around room for cameras*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

It did make me wonder whether you'd transferred offices...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

I have now deduced that you sit in the offices with no pants on.

Or trousers.

So you're just a big tall naked guy in a hat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

Haha!

If I did that, this meeting wouldn't be necessary...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

Maybe you should go naked.

It'd be a laugh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

It'd be a laugh

until the point they forcibly ejected me from the building :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

Is the meeting to make you work nekkid more often then?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

Morrissey can fuck off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

Morrisey albums should be prescribed instead of anti-depressants

Listen to this 3 times a day and you will realise that you are not really depressed at all

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

I like the Smiths and all

Well, some of their stuff.

I just think he's a complete and utter tossrag.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

I admire him for doing his own thing

and doing it well

He also has a very good hatred of animal abuse

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

True.

I can't help it- you know when you see someone and you just think 'I hate you, and I'm going to have to punch you in your stupid face'.

That's me with Morrissey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

"a face you'd never tire of slapping" is my fasvourite expression.

But never mind this, look at this what I did that is fantastically brilliant and ace.
www.b3ta.com/board/7308234

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

That's wicked, and also the closest I'll get to the fantastic four 'flims'.

I know it's bad to say it without seeing them, but I'm sure they're tosh. Tosh like him from the Bill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

I won't watch them until they're on tv and sufficiently drunk

but I'll probably fall asleep long before the end, or get angry and go out.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

Plus I know someone that went to college with Ioan Gruffud (or however it's spelt)

And apparently he's a prize cunt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

I watched the first on DVD

But they forgot to put a story in.

/edit TOSH! The tache!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

Oooold Schooool

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

If you mean Oooold Schooool Bill

You're right. New Bill is cackapoo.

When did it turn into a soap?

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

I hate animal abuse

but I don't expect anyone to buy a cd of me moping around and whining.

Actually, if I record one tonight, would anyone be interested?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

depends if it's any good or not

some of Moz's work is fantastic. Some is not so hot. But for someone who's been making music for pushing 30 years, you've got to expect it.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

*points out how far Trent Reznor has fallen*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

his problem is he thinks he's a young'un still

he needs to stop trying to compete with the masses of angry young men and do something more intelligent and suited to his years.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

He needs to start taking drugs and drinking again if you ask me.

When he was depressed and on the edge he wrote fantastic music. He drinks smoothies now and makes shit music.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

He'll be back even stronger than before.

It's not as if he'll stop working.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

I agree with this.

I was being overly harsh just because i dont like him or his hair.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

Yes but to the point of thinking it's OK

for people to dig up the dead auntie of the family that run a guinea pig farm.

He's madly extreme in his views and intolerant of other opinions.

I like the music, but I suspect the man himself's a bit of a twat.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

could be worse, they could have kidnapped a live aunt

and performed animal testing style experiments on her.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

Haha

They'd never get a Home Office licence!

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in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

I agree,

He doesn't give a toss what others think.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

he makes me think of the guy from human league

except not as cool.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

Mmmmm, Phil Oakey. (edit, gah L, I'm always going that)

One of my guilty pleasures.

My aunt once punched the dark haired bird from the human league in the chops for 'being mouthy'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

They were number 1 on the day i was born apparently. "Don't you want me baby".

How ironic it would have been if my mother had abandoned me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

The single would have been much shorter...

"Don't you want me baby?"
"No, not really".....

(Leoricx, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

I used to fancy her like mad when I was a young lad

well both of them really

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

^this

minus young lad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

I was already polishing the flagpole when you were born

(not because you were born obviously)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahaha

what an image. I was just meaning i still find the blonde one from human league very rrrlovely.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

a mate of mine punched Dani Filth in the kisser for being a cunt.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

Phil Oakey?

inventor of the moody haircut

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

I thought he was a tossrag too

until I saw him on Jonathan Ross.

Jonathan asked him if he could be his friend, and Morrissey said no, he had enough. "I've already got seven."

I liked that. It's more than I've got.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

He's only grumpy 'cos he like neat clothes...

and can find nowhere to hang a DJ

(Leoricx, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

I was going to shop this yesterday

Morrisey's Dry Cleaners.

The new assistant asking if she should fold the tuxedo and Morrisey answering..

I'm so glad I couldn't be bothered now :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

i would have chortled

and perhaps clicked. depends how angry i was at b3ta at that particular moment.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

cool

probably best to just imagine that I had done it and that you liked it!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahahahahaha

brill! *clicks*

Morrisey is a tossrag. aicmfp.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

he needs a good steak

with added bacon

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

GAMMON

2 birds 1 stone

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

here here

Right clicky for Mitch Benn Fun

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

I was looking for a job and then I found a job

and heaven knows I'm miserable now!

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in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

Miserable

twunt!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

Those denizens are EVIL!

Woo :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

Well; ONE is.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

Why do they have a compressor anyway?

Is much compression needed for a rocket?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

Depends

what kind of rocket y're talking aboot

Is it a pocket rocket?

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The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

Would that still require that much compression?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

Only if you don't have

a socket for your pocket rocket

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

They've got a big airspraying project on.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

They might have made all the materials for the rocket themselves.

Or, it could just be a device for plot advancement that you're reading far too much into.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

Deus ex machina

Touche

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

hah! Im lovin this storyline

DOOMED!

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

eeep

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

eeep

soapy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

about time jack got rid of those muppets!! :)

woo!

/first post skiving at work blog

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

yay

proper work or experience work?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

sadly it's experience work at the mo'.. :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

so am I :(

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

dun-dun-dunnnn...

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

is "supposed to die in italy"

a reference ot something. it's bugging me, and google won't tell me tha answer.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

There's a chap in Pitch Black that get's skewered.

His last words are: "I was supposed to die in France. I never saw France".
That must've been where I nabbed it, cos I can't remember exactly myself!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

edit: ohh. the english guy with the antique-fetish. right. remember now.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

yeeeeeeeeeeeey!

*glomps*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

*mmph!*

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

*beams*

how are you today handsome?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

I'm very w . . . oh

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)

Begone!

She's mine!
*prods Hat*

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

you wait . . .

until I get you locked in my cellar! C]:0D

any idea of a date?
gleeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

*packs lockpick*

Any Friday but the 6th is a possibility.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

FRIDAY 13TH!

Mwwwahahahahaaaaa!
Acers!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

If you're wearing a hocky mask when I get to the door.......

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

SURR-PRRRRRIIISSSSEEE!

hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

*cowers*

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

*brings tea with extra sugar*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

Mmm!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

Wheeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

Scarlet impression?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

Duh!

Why else would I be wearing this ~~false tail~~ back hair . . .
and furry bewbs!?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

False tail?..............I thought that was back-hair.

*is no longer impressed*

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

*re-impresses*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

ooooh.

.....BRAIDS!

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

'lo handsome!

*mwah*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

Mwwwwah!

'ello gorjass!
*squeezels*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

no, i said shut down all the garbage crushers on the detention level

shut them all down

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

curse my metal body

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

*curses*

*rubs with brarseo*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

one things for, they're all gonna be a lot thinner.....

i'll go...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

sure. one things for sure.

i hate not being able to edit.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

No wonder he died!

First time I've dared to post an image, be nice.

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

i'll be nice, if you explain it to me

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

It's a poignant statement about the middle east crisis,

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

I thought it was a wonderful example of a multicultural community

is that not the punchline then?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

Erm it's a pun on "died"

*dies*

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

oh! fair do's

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

*cuts body up*

*spreads on garden*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

No - still RISsing like a risser.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

if a comedian fails to illicit laughs he is said to have 'died' onstage

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

lololol

(

mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

hello sexpants!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

MICTOMICTOMICTO!

(

mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

Get a room!

*imagines the ginger babies*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

Those are the reason

Some chav told me I should be sterilised today.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

Seriously?

Bloody hell!

Anyway, I like ginger babies. I have one and she's lovely :(

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

i have ginger hair auntie!!

i have a massive picture of me if you'd like to do a proper vector!
you said the picture i sent you before was too small..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

Yes please honey

Email address in profile :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

The exact phrase was

'Oi ginger minge, you want to have your cunt removed so you can't have ginger kids.'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

pffft, well phrased

may i suggest you wear pants next time (;

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

But I like the breeeeeze!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

don't we all!

*parp*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

*claps*

8.1, definitely.

And it's TUTT in the lead with a .4 advantage, now onto our last contender, TUTV of Russia.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

Gah!

you nawwty wee'er!
MY HAT!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

PARP!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

and defo don't do that

Mr Capt'n Wow wouldn't be impressed i'm sure

(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

Unless my head was removed I'm sure he'd manage!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

Gosh!

(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

Yes, exactly like that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

*is furious*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

Oh don't be, it was kind of funny. I told him if I was into cunt removal I'd have pushed him off the bridge by now.

thank fuck for big burly bloke walking behind me, I'd have wussed out otherwise.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

;-)

Was quick for me, usually I'm halfway down the road.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

Haha

Fantastic response!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

Burly bloke liked it, I heard him snigger.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

pfft

*applauds*

In that situation, I normally fail to say anything to them, simply because it takes me at least 30 seconds to come up with anything witty and if I attempt to say anything before that, it comes out as "Yeah? Yeah, well... well so's you. Ha! Yeah? Eh?"

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

SO'S YOUR FACE

If in doubt, 'your mum' is always a good fail safe.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

"so's your face" always makes sense

Yeah, the simple ones are the best. If you start using too many words, it confuses their brain cells and they try to attack you

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

What a witty young scamp.

Sorry, i mistyped. I mean twat.

(

Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

let's hope he shoots blanks!

so his genes won't be passed to the next generation.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

of course the correct reply is:

you'd better hurry up, shit features. the benefit office is closing in ten minutes.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

How does one remove a cunt?

Would you have to fill it in with putty or something?

*ponders this*

Anyway, this young person was clearly linguistically challenged. You can take comfort from your superiority in every way.

And have a massive smooshy "we-love-you-Fae" hug from me.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

:D I felt ever so posh!

*hugs* thank you.

*teeny tiny, eensy weensy grope*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

unfortunatly for the world

people like that have already spread their seed, fot they are the citeron saxo diving, burberry wearing, elizebeth duke clad inbreeds that really need to have the ability to reproduce removed form them.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

Is a corsa a chav car? I just got given one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

she is lovely (:

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

what a little shit!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

But red-headed women are one of my reasons for living

Don't do it!

(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

I'm a fake redhead.

Covering up my blonde shame.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

Oh in that case carry on!

;)

(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

*secretly likes blondes in a very stereotypical male fashion*
_{_{_{even fake blondes. Bless em.}}}

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

My blonde is white though.

Cue a million people accusing me of bleaching my hair, of being albino (no, my eyes are blue, fucko) etc etc etc.

Not worth it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

Chavs don't seem to realise the irony

that a scummy, parasitic, waste of flesh should be telling someone else they should be sterilised...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

:D I know, it was great.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

god i am so BORED

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

this^

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

draw

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

...at work

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

*bums*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

make paper aeroplanes

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

*bums*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

*licks*

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

*Spaffs*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

Oh.

Oh Christ.

Now I feel really stupid.

*kills self*

*touches self inappropriately*

*etc*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

*watches the corpse masturbation show*

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

*enjoys attention*

*acts up*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

Well, illicit laughs are the most fun...until you are caught.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

Irony!

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

WHERE?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

your hair looks lovely in this light

How's that?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

ok.

here, have a toffee*

*has no toffees

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

Werthers Original...?

The kiddy fiddler sweet of choice...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

no!!

proper stick your teeth together toffee!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

*chews*

*rips out root canal*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

if you're not going to eat that toffee i'll have it.....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

*Passes toffee / tooth thing*

I didn't get much blood on it.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

it's all good

*chews*
mmm-mm
*spits blood and gristle out*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

Can I have that tooth back?

I might be able to make a necklace out of it.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

*extracts tooth slivers from gums*

here you go.

ouch.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

*looks at bag of werther's originals*

*doesn't offer them around*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

pleeeeeeeease TUTT

'ning...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

Werther's Originals make me nauseous.

I'm happy with my aniseed balls.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*bokes*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

they're disgusting

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

They are indeed...

But getting worked up about it just scares them into hiding...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

Haha

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

auntie!!

i missed your reply last night.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

Yes, you did

You must have gone off to clean your teeth and put your jimjams on.

I hope the Professor or Jessie read you a good bedtime story.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

they wouldn't read Sharpe's Regiment to me.

they said i wouldn't understand it.
i got the gruffalo instead.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

The Gruffalo's good

Much better than that swashbuckling derring-do nonsense.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

but sharpie!!

anyways. i prefer the snail and the whale.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

*is nice*

Lovely.

One and a half hours to go till D-Day... Keep your fingers crossed for me.

*dons tie, combs hair*

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

what hair?

*crosses fingers even though you ignored me earlier*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

I didn't ignore you

I was off having a smoke to calm my nerves.

I do have hair. I have a 6-inch long mohawk, which at the moment is waxed back, Bugsy Malone style.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

s'alright

I'll forgive you

just this once

good luck!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

Thanks mate :)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

do part it down the middle to cover the bald sides?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

I don't

because it makes me look like an emo Hitler.

Plus it just looks stupid.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

aw.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

*sacrifices an engineer for luck*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

I hope I'm not that engineer...

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

oh christ no!!

i mean one of the useless skin sacks here.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

Oh, those.

Sacrifice them all.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

really?!

*goes nuts*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

*hands cleaver*

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

*feet machete*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

Thanks

Those pesky feet are always so hard to get through

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

Godspeed!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

Q: How fast is godspeed?

A: Fucking fast.

Thanks ;)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

Silver Mt Zion!

(sorry... Good luck WI!)

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

Cheers, Sonic!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

Good luck :)

And tell your missus to find me a lovely picture to vector!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

Ooh yes, I will.

I shall gaz you as soon as this whole business is over with...

Thanks :)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

*crosses fingers*

what for, anyway?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

Thanks.

www.b3ta.com/board/7310568

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

aha

go get'em, wasted!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

I will most definitely do my best :)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

he's got an iapp

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

What's one of them?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

*skullfucks nicely*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

ave it you slaaaaags!

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)

hahaha

aceness

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

oh please do.

Pleeeease. Stupid sheilas.

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

Hahahaha

Would.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

Ha ha ha

Excellent

have you seen the new ad with 'normal' people in it?

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

that sort of thing really makes me want to grab as much ammo as i can carry

and just wander around with two machine guns firing at everyone i see

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

Yeah but...

what doesn't?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

true...

it's why i don't watch much telly

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

Probably just as well...

a lot of it would have me up the clock tower with a sniper rifle...

Especially ITV..

*shudders*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

i was at my parents this weekend, and they watched 'jeckyll'

it was so laughably bad i went to bed

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

I watched about 2 mins worth while I got a DVD sorted

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

I've not been able to watch James Nesbitt

since those Yellow Pages ads...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

hahah

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

or own any automatic weaponry

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

I'd fill mine with custard

like in Bugsy Malone

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

i clicked reply

but now i don't know what to say

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

I find I have that problem

Fancy a pint old lad?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

very much so

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

meet you down at the Cardigan arms in about 10 mins

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

They should change it's name to 'Sleeves'

pronto.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

haha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

arf

I'll tell them
www.pub-explorer.com/wyorks/photos/cardiganarmsburleyleeds.gif

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

*stalks*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

I work but 5 mins from that pub and drive past every day

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

looks like a place ready for a fight.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

That made me laugh so much

that my colleagues looked at me :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

You're so easily pleased!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

I certainly have

frankly if women drive around not holding the wheel with a human pyramid on the back im not surprised they need their own insurance

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

Yes.

This should be done.

Have you noticed that the background moves the wrong way in parts of the advert... cheapskates couldn't even be arsed to edit it properly.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

I noticed that!

It confused me for a whole day!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

Yes.

*clicks*

(

rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

Yeah,

That ad and that crappy "MOOOOON PIIIG!" ad.

You, Sir, get a click! (and a woo too)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

Fucking moon pig.

Jingles should be banned.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

what is this

moon pig you speak of?

/hardly watches telly

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

Commercial for an online greetings card place

Where some soulless women sing 'moon piiiiiig' over and over and over again.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

That sounds

like something that would make me want to spill blood.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

Click here, & experience teh fear

www.moonpig.com/TV/

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

What?!

There is no fear, only anger.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

here

www.moonpig.com/TV/

warning you will lose time that you will not get back.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

This is why I hate commercial radio

How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Couldn't say… ask an account executive.
(from Ed Engel, DesPeres, Missouri)

Does it have to be a light bulb?
(from Larnie Higgins, Atlanta, Georgia)

No time to change the lightbulb, just make it look better.
(from Joshua Swanbeck, San Jose, California)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

MOOOONPIG????

www.evolution-music.co.uk/tunes/Rufus_Mandrills_Ovulating_Over_Nine_Pro_Iceclimbers_Girlfriends.mp3

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

Ahahahahahhahahahaha

They charge too much anyway. too right!

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

Yaaaaay!

*clicks*

(

Weetobix, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

Hahaha!

That doesn't look right without the redex now though :p

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

;)

indeeeeeed

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

haha!!

this is ALL the ace!!
how selfish of you }:(
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

hahahaha!

Bonzer!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

haha

excellent

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

sheila's Wheels

are part of the Halifax, they're not Australian at all.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

Thanks for ruining the image for me

I don't know what to believe on telly now.

p.s hello and I like you flickr pics.

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

Hello

and thank you!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

wicked

awsome

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

I never thought I'd say this, but

needs more redex :)

it's ace ashally

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

That is all the talent...

You win some Spenface Fun-bucks...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

haaha

at last

(simod, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

i want to see this happen

top work

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)

Bilbobarneybobs

His ears are really that big, I saw a picture!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

hahaha

that's wonderful

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

that's highly illogical

Woo!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)

Freebs is a Vulcan?

That explains why he manages to survive on a diet of mostly noodles.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

aaaargh

forking hell!

what an image to see when I come back

are you trying to pt me off my noodles?!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

Yes!

Wait, I mean no.

noodles are offputting enough. They don't need my help.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)

Mmm... noodles.

Best of all the spagettis.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

I love noodles

they're my friends?

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

Depends how long they are.

If they are over 2.3 Worms think one must only consider them associates.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

Uh...

kay?

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

Hey, we don't make the rules

That would be silly and think of all the paperwork

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

nice but heeeeuge!

EDIT: Not the filesize C];0) his BELLEH!
HMMPH!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

'snot!

S'only 19k, and it had to be that big, else his face wouldn't have fitted in!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

BE CALM!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

No!

Wait, alright then.

Don't shout! S' very rude!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

It's Simon from The Apprentice!!

EDIT: woo!

(

mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

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