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# Working Class Hero
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# seams alright to me
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# What? And smaller please


7
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# oooOOOOoooo 7?
*readies recording equipment*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *readies trousers*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Down boy!
I'm under orders to take it slowly anyway

6
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *kersplodes*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# great - now GSs out of the picture
*readies trousers*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I'm not dead.
I feel happeeeeeee!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# 5?


4
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# MORE ANTI ALIASING!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# MORE UNCLE PSEUDOYNMS!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# MORE COUSIN ROTATION
27o leftwards!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Will it be chips or jacket spuds
Will it be salad or frozen peas?
Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?
We'll have to wait and see.

Hope it's chips, it's chips. We hope it's chips, it's chips...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaaaaa!
That made me gleeee! in the OFFICE! OFFICE GLEEE!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# sung by the guy who played Tony Carpenter in Eastenders
I'm a world of useless trivia me
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# He wanted the onoin rings!



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# You old bastard!!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *slaps*
show show respect whelp
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# THIS!
for Mystery Bob smiled upon the pic that was my first FP

EDIT: PROOF!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
yeah ... I used to give out the Mystery Bob Cross, that fell flat on it's arse in a big way!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# perhaps I should start awarding it again.
I think there's motly only DTH, Twig, Pot and Doc G got one...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# But surely i must be as old to remember it too....?
irony?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# this is b3ta
we don't do irony
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# were all americans
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# OOH
that song is now doing me head in!

must try and find the advert on youtube
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# it's not there.
birdseye steak burgers ftw.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# But what is John's meat on exactly?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Smallest country in the world . . .



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# *smirks*
Still working through that list huh?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# 194 left . . .
C];0)


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Countdown!
*holds breath*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# COR!
5000 nekkid dance tiem!?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *office lol* :D

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Nice one,woo!
I do like a pun with lunch.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Haha. Rik would enjoy that and make the following faces
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Ahh! Dere be de wee leprechaun!
to be sure to be sure!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# pffft
awesome stuff

:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# haha
lovely
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *presses ESC on 'pleasuring the invisible man' frame*
Tee hee!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# it looks like he's saying
"I didn't!"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Nah!
He's saying 'diddlydiddlydiddlydiddlydiddlydiddlydiddlyBEGORRAH!diddlydiddlydiddly...'


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I trust it was a braw bash on Sat?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# It certainly was most braw!
Those London b3tans were in fine form :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Apologies for absence
things have been a bit insane for me this week
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# London bash!!??!!
When the hell did this happen?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Ealing
This weekend just gone. Chunderbunny's birthday. We had cake and beer :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Arse cakes...
i was in west london getting trolleyed on red wine.

Must check the calender more often...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Yes!
I can't believe no-one mentioned it to you. It would have been lovely to see you :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# you've been smoking some bad granola. Woo yay
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] aaaauuuuummmmm
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *GOOOOOOH*
/phrase of the week
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# +animation = yogic flying
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Rude Rocks
On holiday in Borneo... this caught my eye, cannot imagine why



Simbo
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Dirty rocks...
that's the slowest case of breaking and entering ever...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha Rocks with cocks!!
and in 9 million months,a little baby hillock will grace the world.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# is that....
the Quo!?!?!
middle left

did you add them, or is this just one really freaky picture?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *peers intently*
Quo? Where?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# middle left, right on the edge of the picture
directly below the lower white orb of light
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# bloody hell
its not the real fossilised Quo, god is testing us
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ^this^
Scary fossilized Quo!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# ROCK!!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Actually...
looking significantly more animated than they did at the Di concert yesterday.

*cringes with shame for having gone anywhere near BBC1 yesterday*

/f*ck all on telly and too horrible to go outdoors blog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# So you should
I avoided it like the plague, and watched Top Gear setting fire to a car wash instead
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ha ha!
those guys!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# someone pointed at it?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Lovely.
Might want it a tad smaller though
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# or at least lubricate it a bit...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Nah, skip the lube
Just shrink it
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# That is awesome
The earth obviously likes it up the lower crevice
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# It could be interpreted....
That the rock is taking a massive dump.

Not be me though...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I also took a photo!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space
*quack*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# All I want in life's a little bit of bread to take the pain away....
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# floaty duck
quack beep
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hello saucy!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# aarrg!
*flees in terror!*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# oooooh - that's all the sexeh!
Woo yay

/ac
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I feel less convinced by the sincerity of your comment on my 15k post now
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# hell no
you know you've always been my favorite

:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# 15k post?
*spazzes back*

EDIT: Haha, and bah! ;)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# she's taken down teh real photo and put up a vector
you should have seen it! It was like looking at a naked LADY angel
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Pffft.
*gazzes ivv*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *still waiting*
;)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *intercepts*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# nah . . .
LADY angels are men . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Ken McCracken
begs to differ
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Strangely masculine
Apart from the lippy, obviously.

Crivens, just checked me stats and I've got 5k coming up and no pic!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# photocopier!!

678
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Too high up for little me to reach
May just nick something off flickr
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ^this
662
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# time to roll out the panda again
435
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
4353
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Oooh
she's giving me the eye :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# woo yay!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# She looks alarmingly like our cleaning lady
*alarms*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# She actual looks a lot like my Grannie
*mourns*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# crivens!
she looks a bit keen!

I wonder who does the queens hair, and if they can be bribed to give her a purple wash or funk it up a bit with some wax or something.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# now there's a thought
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# here's another......
...no..no, its gone. damn.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# take a day off and come to Yorkshire
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# That is really rather tempting
Except I rode my bike to work, so it would take a helluva long time to get there, only to turn around and get back in time for tea.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I meant FridAY
(SEE SIG)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I canne do that.
I have visitors and cannot escape, which I long to do.

*cries* I'll miss your bash (and you) again :(
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# :D
I'm working on that jet pack... but it isn't coming along very well. I've decided to divert resources to the airship project. I will keep you updated!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# cool
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# update, 2/7/07 12:48
it's not looking good.

In other news, I'm off up the town to get some scran!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Hello SalamiLorry!
*enhuggles*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Ooooh
Hello trelicious :) Happy Monday!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Ugh, Mondays
One week away from work and I come back to about a month's worth of paperwork. How does that happen?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# While you're gone...
The paperwork faeries roamed free in your office, and leaving you little paperwork presents all over your desk.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Tis a wig isn't it?
Looks like one anyway...

Maybe she's secretly bald :0
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Is that her myspace picture?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# one likes My Chemical Romance
Evinessance and The Dead
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Sharon Osbourne's the Queen now?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ha
barber turns up at Clarence House and gets stopped by security guard

"Who are you?"
"I'm the barber...I've come to cut Prince Charles's hair"
"Hmmm...have you got a permit?"
"No - just a trim"

/coat
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Don't forget your hat
to cover up that awful (joke) do ;)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Oh dear.. bad joke pea time!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I love this and subsequently you
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# thanks :)
I think it's the best thing I've ever done.

Which isn't saying much really.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I love this
for many different reasons
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# ha ha!
nice one Mark!
:P
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# this is SO great!

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# This rocks my
SOCKS!!!!! consider it clicked

Edit: eh??? why can't I clicky this why why????
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# psst
you can't click it.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ace
i like your sausages, please keep playing
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# i don't know why i love you but i do.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# heheh
"You're doing a 'Joey', Ma'am"

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# A
mazin!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Afternoon all :)

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *counts* 15k?
WooYayNudityHoopla!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# are there 15?
Nice k's m'dear
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Oh I say!
*tugs at collar*

EDIT: Woo, yay, hoopla and congratulations!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# oooooh - that's all the sexeh!
Woo yay

and congratumalations
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Hummina Hummina!
and Woo!

Archie's next . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Woo!
congrats on your stats, queen of vectors!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# crikey
congrats :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I say!
O.o
|

She'll catch cold like that!

:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# congrats milady!
i'm clicking it but nothings changing.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# kongratilayshins
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Congratumilations!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Specials K's
ver nice, most woo and generally arousing
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# wahey!
congrats
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# whey heyy!
congratumascinations!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# 'lo Jo
You've got to do a celebration post for Mr Kane now!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# [damn you...damn you all to hell ;?)]
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# congrats!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# congratulationams
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# BLIMEY!
Congratulations, you sexeh wench!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# cangrots!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Woo Yay Congratulagramationtonfordshire!
Very nice!
Source? Sauce?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Congratumalations!
*cough*cheat!*cough*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Congraaaaaaaaaaaaaaats IVVVVVVVVVVVVV!

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Source?
Sauce :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# With all due respect and apologies . . .



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Make more sense little Dave!!!
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# SMURGE!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# MELGE!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *sgiggles*
All due respect indeed
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Yo Toasty!
Happy Monday!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Haha
Silly!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *cuddels*
pleasant weekend milady?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Oooh yes ta
The London branch of b3ta were lovely as ever! Photos on Flickr :)

Did you have a smashing weekend too?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# yeah, not so bad, ta
not so bad ta

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Schmerg merm merm!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# schmerg
schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# merm?
schmerg schmerg merm schmerg!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# schmerg merm!!
schmerg merm merm schmerg merm merm schmerg merm
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Schmeeeeeerg....


merm merm
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
very ... erm... well posted.

I used to live near a place called Neville's Cross... I never realised until now what they were talking about.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ace
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I read that as chuffologies
:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Needs more
belm and pipes.

Also, it should be "The Neville crossing". Is that train ill?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *cries*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# just before overbalancing...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiieeee!
scrolling down just made that scarier and scarier

Well done :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up.
er...Monday
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *fears*
Can't believe the group's reforming. They must be stopped.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# "we're not doing it for the money"
yeah, it's cos they clearly all love each other and can't stand to be apart any longer

they're getting £10 million each apparently
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# take that have a lot to answer for
...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# like the repopulation of Strathclyde
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Flour doing something for you after all?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# oh yes
IT'S starting to work...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
*imagines city of little Gary Barlows and little Mark Owens*

*fears*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# they are little
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# 4 inch replicas of the originals so I hear...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Electoral fraud in Papua New Guinea
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *giggle*
Good Noon Henry

are you well?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# yup... good.
'ow bee thee B3?

Good weekend?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# £10 million?
Peanuts to them
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I read someplace
That they were each going to have a private jet made available to fly them to gigs. 'cos they won't travel together.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I wonder if they'll be seperated on stage
by invisible glass walls.

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Yeah
to stop ginger spitting at the others
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Just take her out of the frying pan
would be a cheaper solution surely
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
you've made david beckham look like a completely different person!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# not even alien technology can help her now
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *plays bongos*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *with melle hammer*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it!


kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# just tell her she looks fat
and let vanity take its course
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib...
psychological murder leaves no prints.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# yeah
leave little post it notes around her house saying the drinking bleach is a really good way to loose weight
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# In childlike handwriting so people think they're from David....
(There's a pub in London that has some letters he wrote to the landlord - they're like the work of a six year old)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# deer mistir drinksman seller
You ar grate!
fanks!
Davib
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# You've seen them too then?
It's sweet really.

I got to meet Ryan Giggs. He was very nice and we will be gud friends. I got to meet Alex (Fergerssun) as well. He is also a nice man.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# wen I play footsballs
I feel like I am an eyg eeg eagurl flying high in the sky and I am free of everything and my mum can't shout at me or anything and my dad isn't sad anymore.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Gary and Phil have a nice dad.
He is called Neville. I think this is why they have his name on theyre sherts as they liek him lots.

Ryan seys they are ugly. Ryan is so funny.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# i have a monkey it is called spinach
i tech it how to kick the borl
but mr fergerson threwed it at me in the changing room cos i dint score the gole
i am sad
rude van nisteroy burnt my neck
i didnt like it
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Tea / monitor
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Good grief!
She's put on a few pounds

/nicely done, fella!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# she needs to lose
a bit more weight from the neck upwards
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Shopped images only please
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha


She's such a mutt

'ning everyone!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# 'nings :)
I spent a while there trying to work out whether it was the one with or without cleavage that was the real image.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# good grief
I haven't actually seen any of the recent reunion press conference pics

(apart from Archie's)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahaha,
ace :¬)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *fears some more*
the guy behind her looks like he's about to rabbit-punch the back of her head
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# exactly.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# You met Posh and took her photo?
Cor! :P
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I can't take my eyes off those legs
they truly are scary!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Would...
...Well, might. Or could. Yes, I could. Should?




Narp.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# :/
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# oh god
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# good grief
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# it appears this attempt at irony..
has "fell flat"

hahahahahahahha

*walks slowly away in self hatred*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# hehe nice
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# "fallen" flat
*walks slowly away in self hatred*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# excuse me sir
you've left your tub of glee

your glee

SIR!!! YOUR GLEE!! GLELELELELELELELEELLE

:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# "Thank you
I shall have it at six, by the octopus"?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# "Certainly Sir,
I will have one of our trained staff urinate into it continuously until then"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# "Stout fellow
And please make shure it's's's beeean inflated again (Rosemary). Fo sho, egad."
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# "It'll be pumped full of gusset clots in the typical peasant style"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# "Gusset clots?!
Like those last week? Hurrah!"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# "indeed, traditional peasant style gusset clots
just like grandma used to make, before, during and after 'the accident'"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I miss grandma
Still - it was quite a funny accident - if a little smelly! Do you remember her song?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# pffff
that's my iron impression
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Fuck
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# cripes
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# crikey
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# a hot act
its got the audience steamed up
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ARF!
splendid stuff!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Is it connor?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I am not Khonnor
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Could be
/Hong Kong Phoeeey
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *pokes*
GOOOOOOONS!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I heard you call me my Captain!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# after ning
B3
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# well it's
certainly not real
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Maybe you need
the abridged version.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i gave up on the bridge
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# i don't think
chopping the sides off would make a difference
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# needs more bridge
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# These remind me of a short film I saw the other day
It was very good, and so are these.

EDIT: It was Hibernation by Jon Williams
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That's great.


So great that I'm rubbing my trousers with joys!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# because it's wrong
and you know it

that's why you likes it
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# In communist Russia
Connor is you
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i Love your style :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# i stoled it
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Where day go?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ME!
mmwwuuuhhhaaha haa ha ahahahahaahaaa *cough*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# He he he
They don't work without at least 15 flashing lights per panel.

'ning all!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# 'ning SB
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# 'lo Minkle
how goes the day?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# shite
first day back from holiday and my clients are all whiny cunts

edit: and how's your fine self?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Ah the first day back is always rough, you have my sympathy
meself... so bored I've had my headphones on for the past two hours, though the music stopped about 1 1/2 hours ago.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# o_O
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Means I can pretend the sales team isn't really there.
And look a bit like Craig David.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ..
Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# jesus christ!
That won't work, General.
It would interpret a shutdown as the destruction of NORAD.
The computers in the silos would carry out their last instructions. They'd launch.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Then by God,
Let's play Tic Tac Toe!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# How'd you get out?
*re-kidnaps*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I just like being dragged back in chains and ropes...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *drags*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *forget the ransom*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *keeps ransom money*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# you're welcome to it
I think I've got the better end of the bargain
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Sir, we don't have a bridge.
Only a tower, Sir.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Dont have a bridge?
Why wasnt I informed
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# haha
it wasn't Nick Berry, cos he only steals fruit

Kenneth Williams looks mighty confused
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Kenneth Williams always looks mighty confused
this is because I have been feeding him grapes in vast quantities.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# it's people like you what cause unrest
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# It's all part of a large experiment y'see...
My plan is to see if it's possible to cure Alzeimhers using the power of fruit.

Subject A (Kenneth) appears to have had a somewhat adverse reaction to grapes.

Maybe I should have tried Kiwi fruit?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# have you got a control subject?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I can't remember...
I think there's one in the fridge, next to my shoes.

Who are you again?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I'm from the Ministry of Hum
can I see your licence?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Oh...errr... It's around here somewhere....
*produces damp kipper*

Here you go officer. I trust everything is in order.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Russel T Davies?
He nicked everything else Gerry Anderson's done...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# badumph
TISH!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# even his poo?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I was thinking along the lines of
comedy 70's red rocket bases, flying aircraft carriers, indestructible captain, etc.

But, you never know...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# flying spherical robots with lasers
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That's the one I forgot. I lost count...
Windsor Davies FTW.

Actually, the Zeroids didn't fly, they rolled everywhere. Or at most bounced.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# That was me
Sorry.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *flash*...*flash*... ... ... *double flash*

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Put that away dear
you're embarrassing the neighbours.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# aw, mom!

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# they've seen it all before.
I'm sure if they really wanted to see it they'd ask like your Uncle Frank.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Out of interest, have you had a swing at playing some Kingdom of Loathing?
if not, why not?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Kingdom of Loafing?
sounds ideal
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# all of the above
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# not yet
not enough time, actually

*bookmarked for the evening*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# eh?
you're on b3ta compaining about not enough time?

*scratches chin*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# enogh time for the ol' b3ta in-and-out routine
not enough time for a kinda-online-rpg
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# \o/
I'm 'The mighty weasel'. Drop me a message when you get around to it
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# it could have been anybody,
everyone loves flashing lights
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# tuds tuds tuds
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I could look at that all day
*looks*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# It's quite fascinating as a desktop
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# it's the slight hint of
eye shadow , that draws you in
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# they have eyes?
can't say I'd noticed
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Enhances the cleavage.
Just ask Keira Knightley...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Indeed they do have eyes,
but sadly only one eyeshadow to share amongst them all.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Fears
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hooray for tuds
is there a series of these pictures?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Argh!
Obligatory 'would'
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# what's tuds?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# a place with
strange looking brazilians
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# oh. I thought that was spelled
B-R-A-Z-I-L
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# blimey
have they got a sister?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# haha
i just noticed even the girl in the background has the same face!
top commitment
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Woo!
Gotta catch 'em all!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# A drawing I'll probably never finish
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# You don't need to finish it
I love it now
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# it'll go soggy at the edges if you do that!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# the best way
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# yay
it's like ... erm...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# You want to look at the very sadly late but excellent Seth Fisher's work
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Ooh, I like his style.
Thanks.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# a massive loss to the comic world :(
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I agree
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i like
the bees!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# yay for things that are all mixed into other things in some kind of odd way that makes no sense yet makes sense
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
#
yet makes sense
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# oh rly?
mkeas pfriftc snisne
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Needs more
cock fog hand.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# don't we all
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] slightly out of date now...
but look at the smile on his lil face!

i bet he's got a capri-sun in there...

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Haha!
And a fun-size mars bar? And sandwiches cut into triangles (without crusts)?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Bless...
:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# haha
top
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# nah . . .
KIA ORA!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# tropical and topical
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# pineappley and you can rub it on?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# aye!
good for what ails you
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# "It's too orangy for crows...
...it's just for me and my dog..."


I guess the world is now just too politically correct for ads like that anymore...


oh, and 'ning all!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# don't think so
crow/dog tension has really eased of late since the fogs started nail bombing pigs meaning that the pigs are much less likely to fund the 'toubles' between the crows and teh dogs.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# thass what the darkie in the corner shop tole me, anyhoo
anyhoo

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# smelly southerner
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Southern Monkey
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# South...er...m...
FAIRY!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *steals his tuck money*
ha ha ha - no kets for Gordon!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# aww
he was so cute back then
/daddy brown blog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Haha
This seems oddly... appropriate
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# i want
that lunch box
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Thundercats
HO!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# If we close our eyes, and wish reeeeeeeally hard...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Mmmm, Tennant in a tutu
*dreams*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# tunant?
tentu ?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# So I assume people aren't happy with Dr. Who at the moment?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I keep saying
that Russell T. Grant should never be allowed to write any episodes. But does anybody listen? No. No they don't. :(
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# =D last nights episode pissed all over the series then?
or has it gone downhill since Ecclestone's departure?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# it's generally got better
but saturdays episode was just crapped out of russel Ts arse
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Let Stephen Moffat have control...
problem solved
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ^This with bells on!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *ding-a-ling*
let stephen *didg-a-ling* have control *ding-a-ling*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yes but
he did create the series "coupling"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# But he's also done the best episodes of Doc Who since it came back...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# there were three crackers this series
the scarecrow two parter and the statues. Just give all writing duties to those people and it'd be excellent
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Indeed, the ep with the statues was top-quality.
Cracking good story.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I agree
Blink was the best in absolutely ages
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# to be fair
those guys only have to write one or two episodes a year wheras ole rusty writes four or five

a little bit much maybe
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# maybe they should swap then
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# ^this!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# people listen...
it's just that we don't get to choose who writes the episodes... I think it's someone in the BBC who does that.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# scandalous!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Staring contenst - you and me right now!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# am I winning?
*stares harder*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# oh ho ho
you win. You always do!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *paints eyes on eyelids*

*closes eyes*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *sticks two fingers up at Thor and steals his crisps*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *makes fwapping noise near Thor's face*
*tries to supress giggles*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I think he's a cracking producer
and his episodes have been really good this year

apart from that last one
and the tinkerbell moment in particular
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# the tinkerbell moment was appalling
but in general I liked the Master storyline.

I agree with the sentiment that Davis should steer clear of the actual writing though.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# anything featuring McFly and Ann Widdecombe has to be dodgy
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I actually liked it
Considering I hadn't really liked this series so far, I thought it was a good episode. And I liked John Simm.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I stopped watching at the end of ecclestone's run.
Haven't really seen anything of this new guy
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I have to get my weekly Tennant fix
*daydreams*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# he's a smack dealer as well as an actor?
jinkies!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
#
i u
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Not smack, but scrumminess
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# my God - she's junked up on scrumminess!
oh the depravity!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *trips out*
*trips over*
Damn, not again!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# OH GOD NOOOO!
she's ohdeed ... I think I saw an old copy of Smash Hits in the toilets!!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *grabs you by the shoulders and tries to slap you back to consciousness*
what was it *slap* was it the New Kids pull out poster? *slap* Please not Dougie Houser MD!

\knows exactly what wimins find scrummy
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# To be fair
Tennant's a much better Doctor than Ecclestone
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# but I liked Eccles. =(
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I thought they were both good
In different ways. I don't think Ecclestone gave himself long enough to get into it though
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yea but he probably made the right decision to leave early before he became typecast
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# he should never have accepted the job if he didn't want typecast
the miserable cunt
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i haven't seen the last one yet, taped it.
but i've loved the thing so far, i want it much camper and sillier in the future though.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# you couldn't get any camper or sillier than saturdays episode
not unless you painted the tardis pink again, regenerated the docotr into dale winton and had the gay daleks in it
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# splendid!
carry on doctor.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# why am i singing that to weebl's mango song?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Haha
I was expecting a UFO song to kick in there
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Too fucking right
*GRUMPS!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha, ace, I was expecting this after the 'burning'...

/incidentally, it's 60 years to the day that the Roswell incident happened
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# wasn't the bit lifting the ring from the ashes, with the background evil laugh
a straight rip off of flash gordon?
or am i mistaken again?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# no
it was an homange
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# i just realised my mistake.
it says "straight rip off" up there.
it should say "camp rip off"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# nope, definite 'likeness' there, but then, it's saturday night Tv, it's fun, it's campy, its unoriginal....
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# so it IS flash gordon then?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *draws up in black limo*
What incident? There was no incident.
*kidnaps Archie*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *result*!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *takes Archie to secret army base*
Ve hav vays of making you talk...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *torture away!, torture away!*
I'll talk

arf!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Watch out!
She'll nick yer bacon sammidge! THAT'S torture!

I see you've got a large number approaching Arch . . . GET 'EM OUT!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# HEY, EVERYONE!
EVERYONE!ARCHIE'S GONNA GET 'EM OUT! F'T' LAYDEEEESS!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# you see this line...
The side of virtue and good humour
_______________________________________________

You are here...

;)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# so close to he line?

i wouldhave thought him way past the line.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Nah . . .
He's an architect . . . he can't draw to scale . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hee!
soz bud no-one's listening to me anyhoo . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *lurks in the corner of the room*


twiddling a bic pen
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# haha
I remember seeing RotJ at the cinema with my dad - he was a bit confused by this scene

"Is that a dog? Why is it asleep?" he said
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# People dressed as rocks
Rock

\m/
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# i quite liked it
it was saturday evening bubblegum, and i for one took it as a bit of fun with no rules or conventions.

and a glass of wine.

not the best TV, but better then a lot, and a bit of fun.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# you like TV shows with Scissor Sisters song and dance routines
and ITV talent shows


Drinking is no excuse for this. ;)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# LIES
i suffer them as mrs thor like some of them.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ^this
Yah boo sucks to you moaners! :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# yup, with you there, Thor
it's prime time saturday, it has to appeal to young and old,
it's a family show that doesn't rely on premium rate phone lines, so
it gets my vote, depsite the odd niggle here and there
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# You've been framed and TV Burp is the only prime time saturday I can stomach
this is just "Are you being Served?" in space.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Are you free, Captain Jack?
and have you seen Martha's Pussy?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *thinks of martha's pussy*
*spluffs prolifically around office*

She's reet pretty she is, and I agree with your arguments above.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'd certainly take any episode over anything that involved dancing, norton, ice skating, norton, grease, norton, andrew lloyd webber, norton
it's fun, bright, breezy, and although some who enjoyed the old style series would like it a little more 'grounded',
it has at least brought back something different (and 'culty')
to mainstream primetime.
It's pure popcorn saturday night fun, nothing more, nowt less.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I would stomach the cheese episodes
if they were at least balanced by the other half being quality ones like statues and scarecrows.

Actually make that two thirds quality one third cheese
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Once again, I agree with every word.
Dear Mr Great Architect,

For some time Wasp Box has been too lazy to express his own views and is therefore looking for a trustworthy spokesperson. It has come to our attention that you might be the ideal candidate for the job.

Although we could not match your current salary, an endless supply of tea and bourbons would be at you disposal.

We do hope you will consider the role.

Yours sincerely,


Algenon Brown
Press Secretary
Wasp Box Corporation PLC
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Not so fast there Mr. Box
Detective K. Weasel
*shows badge*

The Great Architect is currently under investigation for thought theft! He's been sneaking into your room each night and stealing your ideas before selling them off as his own.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *puts away arkangel psychic satellite network linked to the collective human mind*
/does a boogie to the Scissor Sisters instead
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# We'll catch you one day
*shakes fist*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I thought that was just a beautiful dream!

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Does the Tea come with Milk and Sugar?
if so, DEAL, Mr. Banker
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# SUGAR? OF COURSE THERE'S FUCKING SUGAR!
and we have our own fresh cow.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# now i for one would like to see 'are you being served in space'
take note BBC spies, this is what your public wants.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# The nearest it came was...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# oh my
i never knew such a thing existed.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# yes but
the previous two seasons finales didn't rely on ripping off peter pan to get the hero out of a jam
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I don't follow Dr Who
but that twinkly star effect looks very good
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# you are invited to lunch
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# First hidden picture in a long time.
*clicks away*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# ^this
Adblock I love you, Adblock I do.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I havn't had breakfast yet
and thanks to you I never will today.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Wow
Not much more i can say.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Wow. Really. Thanks.
This has made my Mars bar look so much more appealing. Especially as its warm and slightly melty.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# ^This. But with a toffee crisp.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I dread to think where you got the source image for that
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# i just typed 'shit'
in google image search
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# you fucking bastard
I was just sitting down to eat a bowl of frosties as i refreshed!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# FFS
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# that's shit
and so are you.

and you smell.

and your mother dresses you funny.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# oo crikey
*hides*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Why? just why?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Mmmmmm liver.
*scurries off to butchers to buy dinner.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# That's
shit.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# What an unpleasant thing to see at this time of day.
Would you consider linking it?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# The sauce looks nice
Is it honey glazed?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Professor Kenny Martin as a Simpson character


edit: i'll let you all into a little secret.
i cheated =D
www.simpsonsmovie.com
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ace
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning bruv
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# ning bruv
don't do me


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# right you are
*doesn't set to work*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *gnnnnnnnnn*

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Brilliant.
:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# yay
do me! so to speak!! :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Me too! Also so to speak!
edit: That link has killed my PC. Fantastic.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# i already exist as a simpsons character....
the kids on the morning school bus run call me Otto.

edit: actually, this is closer
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Zeppelin Rules!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha :D
\m/
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Do me!
Do me!

*hop, hop, hop*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# have a woo and a wee, despite me not knowing who kenny martin is
i feel i should, since googling "prof kenny martin" the 3rd result is astonishing

edit: ahh I see, gotcha now. I obviously don't spend enough time here any more
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Who?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!
*huggles*
*dons silly hat*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Hello, deary!
deary!You missed me b3taday . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Nooo! When?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Saturday
doesn't matter I wasn't about much


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I'm hardly ever around at the weekends
Mostly this weekend I was falling into a hedge and building a bookcase
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# WOW!
That's EXACTLY what I was doing!

apart from the hedge and bookcase bits . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *spangs*
Fool!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# YOU'RE A FAKEY CAKE MAKER AND I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOU-HOOO
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Thass SPOOKY!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# no real photos please
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# cake-a-shoe, cake like a shoe, cake-a-shoe

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# haha
This be me :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Oh
One of the COOOOOOL kids eh?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# nah, too ginger . . .
too ginger . . .

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# How dare you!
"I was a terribly ginger baby...Bordering on deformity" Andrew Lawrence
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I can't do one of me *sniff*
Computer won't open the webpage :-(
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# What do you look like?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I'm not sure if I got the hair right


*runs like fuck, straight through a plate glass window*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# this is my neighbour
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Is that fist a design on the t-shirt
Or her conjoined twin trying to escape?

p.s. You're very cruel :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *picks up shards of glass*
*stabs*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# is this one better?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Less ginger and fewer teeth
But yes.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Ah, so I did get one thing right
/sucker for punishment :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# two things i think
your pic is less ginger and has fewer teeth
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *high fives*
hahahahahaha

ahem.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# would
/cos it's a ginger
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Give me some sugar, baby.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Closest I could get to me:
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I think that's me in the future
Except for the veggie t-shirt that'll never happen
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# it's not a veggie t-shirt
it's a "don't have a cow man" t-shirt
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# That sounds veggie to me
:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# pffft
have you ever seen the simpsons?

don't have = don't give birth to

sheesh

/over explanatory blog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Don't have a cow man
:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# You're a scary man Dimrill. Scary scary man.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Are you STILL sitting there with that shotgun?
Ho Ho Ho!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# crikey...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# it's Frank Grimes :)
Hey Grimey!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Smithers?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Yes Sir?
*bleeding profusely*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I think it's high time I got my rack out
And I mean that in the 'stretchy torture' sense.

*stretches DB*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# argh it's just opening up my fresh gashes!
*stretches out like christmas bunting*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Hurray!



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Oof!
Must do myself a rack picture
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hummina Hummina!
*drools*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# err . . .



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha - You are SO cruising for a bruising
/has lost a fair few pounds over the past few months
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# HEE!
I know!

/yes I had a haircut too


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# now that's one "great" architect :)

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Best I could get
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *runs for the hills*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *is thankful he set all those beartraps in the hills last night*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Vortex nipple!
VORTEX NIPPLE!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Copying my hair style
You are the Zoo/Nuts of the hair design world :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Oh yea
No comment
*punches reporter*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# that could more or less be me too

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahahah
excellent
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# This is basicly me


except more teeth
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Dad?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Mother?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaha, excellent =)
*rummages in Jessie's bag while she sleeps*

*hands purloined mink snacks to Aphex*

EDIT: Shit, I hope she doesn't see this...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# bit crap, and for no real reason.


and before anyone gets on their high horse about this, two points:

1. its not specific to the smoking ban, cos we've had the sign in the office for months.
2. high horseplay is currently restricted under the Health and Safety regulations.

edit: tagged before rg eats my soul.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# personally, I'm offended that horseplay is banned.
How are those poor, poor girls on animal farm supposed to make a living now?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Now *that* is a sig to be proud of.
10 points to you.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Yours is by Eno and Byrne
AICMFP

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Well, I think it probably counts as a 'remix' title at the very least....
But, yes - you're right.

:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# oh!
dancing peanut ftw.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# see its a bad thing
if i do your thinking for you, thats the kind of statement you come out with!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# As a Daily Mail reader,
I am more than happy to leave all my thinking to others, leaving me time to get on with the important things in life, like buying handy elasticated waistband trousers and cups with integrated remote controls.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *whips off trousers*
*changes channel with brew*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *doesn't notice channel changing*
do you never wear knickers?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# bit to dark this....


Click for bigger (246KB)

...bugger!!

oh btw this is lineart i drew and coloured - yay!! link here
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Nice though - dragons!
*huggles dragon*
*extinguishes hair*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hehehe
cheers :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Have you got that t-shirt on cafethingy?
I actually still have money, despite having £400 taken from my account today...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# i can do it now for you if you want!
:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# May not buy till Friday
But I am still flush and in need of a little retail therapy
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# i cant remember the last time i had money
but retail therapy is always good!! :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I get paid every Friday
It's quite nice cos I get to pretend I have money over the weekend
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# all my money goes on bills!
i've been tryingto get ome more ram for ages! :)

www.cafepress.com/revjesse
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Most of my money goes on bills
But not too bad at the moment, despite car payment.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# i'd be well off
if it wasnt for bills & food :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I'd be rolling in it
If it wasn't for chocolate and booze
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ace!
is it a statue or a real one with skin problems? ;)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# skin problems!
:o)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# that's brill' :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# woo
thank you sir!! :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# really nice colours!
have a woo!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# thank you
its a bit dark :(
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# excellent colouring
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# thanks
:o)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I like this
the sky is of especialness good
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# yay
thanks :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# this is amazing
/adds another of the Rev's work to desktop folder/
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Greetings! Hail! Good Morning! Hello to one and all!
Back from hols in Sunny France, so have a bit of this -

meh
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Quoi
?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Qu'est que vous dit?
*shrugs in a french styleee*

Edit: The second chap is the new (Neo-con) French bloke in charge, Mr Nikolas Sarkozy, and I'm inferring that he's a bit of a dick-head.

Alright, I'll get my coat.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Bof!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# merci bien
grande homme!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Bof!
C'est bon, ca...

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# eh beh ma foi
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# où est la banque?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

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