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# Found this on the Duke's website.
Honest I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# So you're posting other people's work?
*whips*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# again, again!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# *flogs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ooh yeah baby,
you know what I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# *binds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# you and your witchcraft!
It won't work on me missy, you'll never make me fall in love with you! But will you settle for a shufty behind the co-op?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I found this on Afinkawan's website
Honest I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Bargain Cunt was an idea of Roger Mellie from Viz
His idea was to send 2 ugly blokes into a brothel with £100 each and see how many bangs they could get for their money
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# heh
nice idea.

*volunteers to be ugly bloke #1*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# MoFlaps
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# LOL, WHUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# she wants to show you.
look at the glint in her eyes
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I want to see
Anne Widdecombe and Paris Hilton wrestle, oiled and nekkid, in front of a furiously fwapping Michael Winner.

Do I win The Prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Cillit Bang Mind and Lime
Bang! And the image is gone!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Would
Have.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# spin round a bit
and i might.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# mictoboy has more than likely had her
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# is that an offer?
TJ: can any vector experts tell me where I'm going wrong here? (apart from the fact that the hair isn't done and the model is hideous, naturally)

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Yes.
You appear to have spunked all over the image.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# is that wrong?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# For this particular image,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# why do you think you are going wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# the eyes don't look right.
nor the mouth.

I'm not sure why.

You were very helpful when I butchered my last vector.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# i can't really see anything objectionable there
the eyes are fine, and the mouth just looks like an insincere smile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# oh fair enough then.
it's supposed to look like an insincere smile, so I guess I can't be going as far wrong as I thought. Ta.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# looks fine to me.
if you want to take some of the harshness out of it you could always feather your selections before filling them, or fill them with a modified gradient fill ( modify it so the very outer edges get the fade ). If you are using A.I. you could always try the gradient mesh route. ( I think it's hard to learn that stuff but by christ it gives professional results. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# that is a bloke I used to live with who is called Steve
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# or not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# use paths
and less colour levels. drink more beer. and trust me on the sunscreen.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# less colour levels?
it is using paths though.. or the Paintshop Pro equivalent..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# fucking sunscreen
bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# the baby oil -25 factor
sunscreen
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# bukkake
is where it's going wrong
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Matt Walker
what are you doing on my screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Matt Walker?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# what an odd name to give your daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I read that story too, uncomfortbale reading
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# yes - moi aussi
the wikipeado page is more technical but no less... upsetting

/activist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Not usually one to get placards out about things
But this should be stopped
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# what story would this be?
*hasn't a clue*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Cutting off women's soft parts
Without anaesthetic, when they're about five years old. Sewing them shut. And giving the man who marries them a KNIFE to cut them open with on their wedding night!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# do you reckon they cut the cake with it first?
/sorry, dark humour
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# nice!!
a sort of female jew snip then
i don't know if i like the idea
but "pierce packaging with straw" is making me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Fucking hell!
There's something very, very wrong with a lot of people on this planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6287926.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Someone at work
(who doesn't know of b3ta) forwarded me your Spice Girls image today. It's doing the rounds.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# That whole business is horrific
And gives me fear
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# these maybe?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# A TOAP?
From you sir?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# fuck it... I'm tired of trying
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Bumble-peas anyone?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# *chomp chomp*

Ow!

*chomp chomp*


Ow!

*chomp chomp*


Ow!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# i see you've mastered the art of the self giving BJ
now you just have to master your own teeth
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# OH THANK GOD
this has been killing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# you lasted longer than I good sir
:D

*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *starts to cry*
I think I'm going to need to start looking for a new job

*weeps openly*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# also - I never did get that handbook written
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# to
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# make
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# sure
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Don't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# drop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# of
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# the
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# top
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# 30
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# in
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# the
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# pop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# -ular
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# music
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# charts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# sync
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# psyche!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# you've broken the board
(again)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I am a post whoring
cnut ... but I have two screens

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# oh well
at least



(can't think of an at least)

did you manage to be productive? I did

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# more than average
but probably not enough to redeem myself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# just have to come to terms with the fact that I'm
a work shy design or media fop like the rest of youse...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# *clasps to bosom*
*comforts*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# *dies happy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# also
this is the person I intend to model the rest of my whole life after... I will look you up once I am finished

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I so would!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# he's Daniel Denett
one of the greatest living humans to be alive currently. Unless he died recently and no one told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# go on then
just the one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Let's BEE having youse!
may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# This is sound advice.
Buzzzzz's off. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I@m very close to bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'z'z'z'zz'zz
*dozes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Wu-Tang Killah Bees onda Swaaaarm!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# da bee beein massive
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# I want these to be real
Make it happen. Now.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# they are real!
LOOK AT THE PHOTO
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I need a mad scientist to help me, but they should be in stores by Christmas.
;)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# i see you baby
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# great stuff And
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Lee non me
when you're not strooong
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# And when you find yourself in times of need
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Boo Bees are my absolute favorite.
Wink wink.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Boo Boo be do
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# bumble bees bumble bees
bumble all the day
oh what fun it is to see
your bumble bees today
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# mmmm bumble-peas!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Dig deep.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I'm renaming myself SAND.
*likes all her nawty places.
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# What?
Like Lincolnshire?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
#
no, no - HER nawty places.

Lincolnshire just sounds dirty.
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# Wentwang?
MoL blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# she shouldn't try making sand castles with her mimsy then
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# ss
sqts
squits
squirtits
squirreltits
squirtits
squits
sqts
ss

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# What?
Groyne?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Can't beat a bit of beachy groyne action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# There's some stunnahs
at Sandyballs near Portsmouth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# top class!
*cough* www.b3ta.com/board/7386813
(scroll down t'bottom ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# oooh.
Thas rather nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *grumbles*
Nickin' my idea of nickin' your drawings . . . C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# thank you
sah
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Back once again
with the gradient master
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# sandy crack!
22m. The stunning soaring crack is a mega-classic, as good as any route of its length in the UK. Pull through the tough roof crack to reach the ledge then jam the narrowing with escalating difficulties (great friend protection) until the break arrives. Move right and back left to access the final short crack.

( www.rockfax.com/databases/r.php?i=25549 )

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# "Move right and back left to access the final short crack"



Good advice any day of the week.


.
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# Hahahaha! ACE!
'lo JJ!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ooh
that's almost my suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# ha!
i hate Sand too!

give me snow and lots of it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# brrrrrrrr
gimme sand any day

*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# nips!!
*pours mulled wine*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# *snuggles*
th-th-th-th...tha-a...th-thank-k-k-k-k ..y-y-y-you!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# You can always pull on more woolens in the winter
But you can only take off so many articles of clothing in the summer...


...right?
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# it's get tin hot in here
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I'm a swarthy brunette type
I was designed for wandering around hot places nekkid
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# that should just about do it!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# she looks like she's lost half her arm up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# repost woman!
(CHOPCHOP, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# repost?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# how much do you want him right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I am saying absolutely nothing
but I think there's something really wrong with me
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# there there honey
we all do

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hehehe
ho hum, it takes all sorts
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# actually, not posted that yet... i'll try again
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Oh now that's fucking WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# now that
is shitting great

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I fucking love that.
Ed: Reminds me of those 'Garbage Pail Kids' cards.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# nice sig line
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# totally brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Whoo PeapeapeppepapapepapepeapaePEA

clank for biggins pea peppepepewpeapepapeapepepea
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ooeeooeeo
my jungle love....I wanna know ya...



;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I am confused.
Lyrics are these?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# They are, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Morris Day
and The Time
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Reposting spammer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ^ what she said
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Repost!
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# yeh
but i have one big print to sell now so its with added spam value!
(CHOPCHOP, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# so you're whoreing it on the board trying to sell it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# nice, but seen it
but seen it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I haven't played golf for ages!
:D

Most woo!

I played a calrinet at school once. I gave it up after i'd mastered 'Happy Birthday' as I felt i'd peaked.

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Office lol!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha......
thats what i thought it was!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# man, the calrinet is awesome
the clarinet is a whole new world though, give it a bash
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# This still gives me glee
Not got time to play at the mo though :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# That is flippin' fantastic

/plays Clarinet blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# top stuff dayve!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Fuck me David, that's pretty fucking spesh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# This
by 'eck

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# yeah
KillerKitti helped me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# blatent pea roast.

you big ghey!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I thought I'd seen this
Or was it one of the hallucinogenic dreams I had last night?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I am liking your style-ee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# very pleased, will look awesome in my arboretum
A+++
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Step away from the ham
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Life appears to be a crackwhore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# true true
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ...with meat
don't forget the meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Crackwhore
+meat
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# = LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# What does that say about me then?
I'm alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# It's a metaphor m'dear
Your life is a metaphor for crackwhores with meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# - beard +norks :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# meat!
holding MEAT!

perfect. i am in de heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Nice rack!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Well if you're going for a pea...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# pffft!!!
heh heh ace
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# haha you sillyhead
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# job done captain
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# omg!
you've damaged that carton!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Jack-a-de-thread!
just noticed...
5 years, 5 months, 5 days. that'll only happen once. have a bunnail repost to celebrate!
Beer anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# yay
only 1 year and a bit for a similar epoch
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# CONGARTRULAMPSHADES
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# BEER!!!!!!!
YES PLEASE!!!!!

/thirsty alcoholic blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I could so drink a nice cold beer right about now.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# oh ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *supplies cold beers*
PARTY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Goddamn, he looks so much like someone I know.
Can't think who though.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# he looks like
that fella. Alex something. did MTV for a while, and also some cinema review programme thing

/vagueness.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# a bit like
alex zane
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# who is also an intolerable cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# UGH. NO.
I feel sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# shut up cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Fuck you, whore
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# don't make me come down there!




cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# i'll go 'down there' if you don't
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# i wouldn't mate
it's like Rudy Van Disarzio's head but without the door
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
How did you know that? Have you been setting up cameras in the plughole again?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# it comes out of your collar sweety
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I just thought that was a rogue stringy globule.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Yeah I made myeslf a bit ill with that one.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# apology accepted







cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# You're such a charmer, muggles
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I try! :D
EDIT: but fail
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Oo er
i'd rather you didn't, I'll probably get some sort of massive twat disease
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# probably?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Good point.
*sets up 6 inch lead barrier*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# how dare you make me laugh
when i'm insulting you!

you souped up
gold plated
diamond cut
fur lined
ocean going
CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# At least I'm not a big repressed gayer
You big repressed gayer
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# i resent that remark
i am not repressed!






erm...or gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# thats a bit harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# CUNTYFLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# now I'm
hungry
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# FUCK OFF WANKCHOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# BATTERBOX CRUSTYCOCK
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# POOP CHUTE PATROLLER!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# it's alright benjy
it's a term of endearment between sss and myself
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# well, ok then.
*puts mink trap away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Gah! What? Why?
Oh. Fair enough then!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# you are Richard Hammond with Paolo Nutini's hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# who is?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# errr
whoever that is

is it not you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
no, Minky is a scary lookin' mofo in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# who is it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
#
meep
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# RAR!
RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *cowers*
Don't hurt me Minky!!! I'll do anything you say!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ah my plan worked
follow me to the stationary cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *daren't not*
*secretly gleeeeeees*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# no
that's paolo nutini
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# that'll explain the hair then
but how did Richard Hammond get in on the act?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# That's not Hamster!
He's much better looking. With Puss in Boots's eyes.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# He's been busy this week if it is
Check out the guy in the very centre:
www.b3ta.com/board/7377449#post7377476
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Heh heh, it is too!
*needs Hamster fix*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# That's who it reminds me of!
Richard Hammond!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# *goes away to find 'Shiny Teeth' vid on youtube*
*gleees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# don't pull it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# what is happening here?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# captain wow
asked me to kill paolo nutini
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# and if she told you to jump off a cliff would you?
hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# well
she is my captain
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# good point
well made


carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# fecking seamless
.0
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# That face looks like it likes croissant.
Maybe a nice glass of transparent wine too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I'm not sure it'd be able to read the paper, however.
What with the hideous eye wound..
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# mmmm transparent wine
oooh radiation
transparent radiation
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# And for some reason I thought he was holding a box of durex
One track mind, me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# BUY DUREX NEW AND USED FROM £1.99
/amazon.com (probably)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Probably. I use Mates anyway
/latex allergy blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Love to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *GLEE*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Richard Hammond's younger brother?
OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# The Dr Will See You Now...


[It's Nae Ant Folks! S'Mantis ;?)]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Getty Ant!
Nicely shopped :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# not liking the quality of gettyimages
these days. very blurry.

top antdoctor tho.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I bet he does
just look at those eyes!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Pimp my Buddha

Bit of a slack effort, but hey slack's good sometimes right? No?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Buddha is 'im from Jamiroquai?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# cunt
'im, not you
you're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Ooh, ta!
Glad I took the time to read your whole post though, I was about to start sulking
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *girl-smoosh*
:)


sorry about the smell
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *puts on gas mask*
That's ok!
*cough*

*enjoys girl-smoosh*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# or
Boy George
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Needs more mascara and prison jumpsuit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# or the alternative for feeder prostitutes,
buddha my pimp
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# thats what i tell the wife!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# =(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# One way ticket please...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# now I'm not gay
but he isn't very attractive, he's sort of smug and mouse-ish

why would I take advice from him?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# now I am gay
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# now I'm not!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Wanna go steady?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# you are 15 Peter 20
AICMFE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# why do i know that name?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *leaves you in torment*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# is it a robot?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nathan Barley.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Under-rated work of genius.
Confuses people because they don't realise it's a parody of where we're heading, not where we are.
Season 2 is coming this year, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Sounds kind of familiar to me too
Edit: Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# ..I was thinking that..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Nayfan Barley
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *is disappointed*

'lo grandma!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# But you're also not a larger lady
ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I am
I am fucking huge, frankly
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
#
ly

lucky frank!

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# because he's not had any formal training in fashion
so therefore isn't trained to cram anorexic women into tortuous clothes that make them look like twats
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Gok Wan, there's another very attractive but thoroughly gay bloke.
I love that program. That's so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# As I said, I think we should have a ladyb3tan version
I know several boyb3tans who'd change their opinions...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# ohhh.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I like it, they show minge at eight o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I always wondered who Gok Wan was
until I saw a book in the kitchen (book people)

then I thought - "urgh! She's ugly - so that's who she is - always thought it was a he" - THEN I realised it was a he.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# See, Gok Wan should be the name of chinese food
Or Thai food. Either way it sounds yummy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# he has tiny piggy eyes
when he takes his glasses off.

on the other hand john barryman would make me bi-curious in a male/male/female scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# i thought he was a woman....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I have big massive love for that show.
Purely because it doesn't involve plastic surgery or keep-fit regimes or healthy eating or any of the stuff that only serves you make you feel like you've got to change yourself to become attractive.

Confidence is sexier than anything else, and he knows this. Yay for him.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# funny
because i completely hate the show. I thing its just as shallow and purile as the 'let me redisign your face with surgery'. A chunky bird doesnt need 30 minutes to get her waps out on telly to make her think shes ace. Nor does she need some piggy eyed twat who thinks hes 'non threatening' by being a bummer. Get me in a room with half the fat bints on there and ill also tell them Im not going to knob them in a million years.


p.s. this isnt true all of this, i just like ranting a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# You appear to have entirely missed the point of the show.
Its not about getting naked. Its about realising how much of a twat some girls are by letting themselves get caught up in the medias depiction of a good body.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# yeah
i know, like i said i just like ranting.

I do however feel that the show *shouldnt* be needed, however i can see it has a value above that of the remodelling type ones on the cable channels.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Ah, sorry, I mis-read everything :)
Course it shouldn't be needed. In an ideal world people wouldnt be so highly-strung.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# both of you are correct
plus it's spectacularly badly edited
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Cheap programming! Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# NEW ON CHANNEL 4
SUPER EXTREME BUKKAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Only a matter of time.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# yeah
it really is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# followed by the award winning Super Scat!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# with everyone's favourite host
scatman john

who, if he wasn't dead would probably be delighted to present the show
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# CGI...think man, THINK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# thinkmaking too.. hard
head filled with ... kittins
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Why not
most tv is utter wank already
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# aye
I barely watch it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# a tiny step towards arty fame .. or something..
made this on thursday, bit of a rush job, free work for a pal to organise a 2nd meet...

then lo and behold, yesterdays local rag, the Thanet Times, printed it here! huzzah! pickle's first ever printed artwork!
yes it is small, insignificant and un-credited....
but it's a start!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *listens to Peoples Republic of Europe*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *Listens to Europe*
It's the final countdown!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# doo-doop
do-doop
doddle-de-doop
pooooooooom.
/countdown
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I like to put songs in peoples heads
it's what I do
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# wolfie pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Well I got it anyway!
I thought Thanet was the Scientolgist homeworld?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# oh to live in such a place as Thanet
I'd have met at 07:07 PM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# i'd have meet as 7.77 PM

ot 8.17 PM in old money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# one hour less beer drinking?
seven minutes is bad enough at 07.07pm
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# sue them
the nerve of these people, Zoo, nuts, the sun and not the Thanet Times.

bastards.

and congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# 103 FP's
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# those days are gone
I'm not funny enough anymore
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# there's more than 1109 users now
;)

EDIT: 5years, 5 months and 5 days!

spooky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha good point.
say summink like that again, and there'll be one less

;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# having seen your pic
I believe you!

eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# lol,
after reading your profile, i have wet myself.

I never had a Griffin bag, but used to hang out with people that had them.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# it all went down hill after you started posing naked for calendars.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahaha forgot about that. it was bovine's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# didn't mrs pizza get them out as well?

i can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# yes, and quite frequently,
she still does!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# behind closed doors
or in public?

*enquires about train ticket to thanet*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# But we've missed it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I've been to Thanet
I don't remember much about it to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# thats why it's falling apart
its a lovely place, but no-one bothers anymore, so things close, then there's no reason to visit. apart from the good stuff, like beaches, ice-cream, and me.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# you don't know the diff...........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hmmm
"puts late lunch into waste paper bin"

Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
#
The lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I love that film
"You mean I'm going to stay this colour?!"
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# all i need is the remote, the chair, this lamp these matches and thats all!
i need this!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# :D
The Jerk ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# OH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# that looks delicious. I'd love to drink that poo-kissed toilet water surrounding it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# it
does glisten rather well, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Where's Gruntfuttock and his award when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# what award be that?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *blocks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ^ this
(o_o)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# *can't*
poxy work.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Fuck off back to lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# faeces shoe polish!
I DON'T GET THIS JOKE!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# My Shinola!
da da duda dud da, da da duda dud da, da da duda dud da MY SHINOLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Well you can't polish a turd
Two pictures together, well done.

reminds me of

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Grass cock?
Lamb rooster?
ram-chicken
Sheep cock?

Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Zombification
Done to irritate a 'mature' female co-worker who fancies this guy who looks about 12 years old and frankly young enough to (almost) be her grandson.

(Clive Bavels, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# i don't get it.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# try internet pr0ns
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Is there a difference?



hm, nope. Can't see any.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# That's a boy?
Looks like a lesbian. A french lesbian.

Zombification= vast improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I couldn't tell either
Zombification is usually an improvement
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# i think it's paolo nutini
or whatever his name is

edit: internet research
www.paolonutini.com/category/2/
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Who whatty?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# he's a little singer boy
from glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Kill him for me, would you love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# right on it boss
*dons ninja gear and fetches longbow and poison tipped arrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# paolo nutini sounds like an italian icecream
you know, with all nuts in
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# makes me think of nutella
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I assumed it was the woman at first.
Mostly because it looks like Tracy Emin.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Ah, Hirsute Hetty. Bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# tracey emin does have a face like satans arse
but she's got a cracking cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# You're not wrong!
I like her.

'No, you're the ugly cunts'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# nobody expects
the reverend jesse custard!
or at least, a damn good interpretation thereof.
still think a cdc would've been more apt.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Who is he, anyway?
I'd never heard of the little bastard until today.
(Clive Bavels, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Let's just say
that he was onto the zombification tutorial a few years before you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I think he means Paulo Nutini
not Rev Jesse Custard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I wasn't asking who Jesse Custard was
But who the little shitbag in my post was, as I really have no idea. I gather he's a whiny little singer, or something.
(Clive Bavels, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# yet you managed to find a decent source pic of him
so my guess is you know exactly who he is, but want to appear cool and aloof by pretending you don't


frankly, it's pathetic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# pah
i never used tutorials for zombies :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I don't like seeing people get posted on the internet when they don't know about it.
She'll probably be mortified by this thread.

Especially if you send it to this 12 year old she fancies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# She barely knows how to email
She'll never see this site.
(Clive Bavels, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# very nicely done
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Pun alert...!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# it's football
so I don't get it! LOL!

also, I took a nice pic of the sunset last night
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# BBC in Avril Lavigne CDC Shocker
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6287640.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# 'Sk8er Boi,'? for FUCK'S SAKE!
she deserves to die, painfully
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes.
In many ways.

Misspelling of that ilk is so uncalled for it's not even something I should be saying.


She annoys the shit out of me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# A girl I was going out with sang that song to me once.
The irony being that I wasn't good enough for her, but now I'm a superstar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# And you're talking to me.
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *sidesteps*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# DAMN RIGHT.
And I have to be up in 5 hours.

*Passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# i don't getthat song anyway
he was a skater boy loser, she was posh

now she's happy with a husband and kid, and he's only just got a taste of fame as some one hit wonder indie twat

and all her mates think she's fucked up somehow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# She is, look at the way her hair falls off her head.
It's like she's got a roof or something. There's something very wrong with that cunty little canuck cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Just won "Best Canadian Artist"
So she beat:
Celine Dion
Shania Twain
Brian Adams
um...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# alanis morrisette
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Don't you swear at me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I'd take
Rush or Triumph over her anyday.

Of course I'd also take a fork in the eye over her anyday too.

Musically, of course. A roll in the hay is still on the table.
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# hehe
bet it's one of many

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Decide for yourself....
Avril Levigne - Girlfriend:

students.olin.edu/2009/kbretney/music/Girlfriend.mp3

The Rubinoos - I want to be your Boyfriend:

audio.notlame.com/sounds03/cdrubi705.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I'm with the Rubinoos
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# The chorus
is rather similar isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I want to see the nice pic of the sunset you took last night.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I second that motion
And then I mop it up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I third it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# ok it's crap really
generic sunset

fiddling about with a found quickcam as I don't yet have a digicam and my phone is kaput
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Awwwwwww, tis lully!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# only lasted a few minutes
and then it faded away
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# i've got a really good photo of a sunset somewhere on my computer
but it just looks like all other photos of sunsets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# they all do really
plus quickcam + jpeg is too shite to show it properly anyway, it was much brighter than that

so I'll have to save up for a HDR cam :D

I'll add that to the list of shit I'm not going to own ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I dunno
If you can get something in the foreground...
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/102748215/
and that was with a crappy 3.2mp job
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I deliberately didn't want the shite council houses in it
I'll get a cam and do some stuff near some greener bits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# nice sunsets
:D

what's with the dude spamming "JOIN MY gROUP!!!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Lord only knows. A bit sad really.
No, I meant do you have an account to stick yer picks in?
Ooh no Missus, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# barely have any photos actually
and I'm not on flickr yet

I should sort out the phone ones, but being phone ones they are of course, completely noise laden contrast free shitfests
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I assume that is Morecombe, and he is called Wise...
So I deduce its "The smell of Reeves & Mortimer"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I have no idea about the pun, but as a non-football fan I'm quite pleased that I recognised Dennis Wise*...
* Who I've always thought looks a bit like Dan Spitz from Anthrax.


*checks filename*

D'oh!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# its ok dad....
*pats shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Yo Kenneth!
How do!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I'm all of teh splendid, ta very much for asking!
I'm going to my second-favourite b3tan's house tonight for salmon some sort of fish dish.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# SECOND favourite!?
I'll kill that fecking Mictoboy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Second?
BT plus?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# O_o
Hover over the line about going to my second-favourite b3tan's house...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Sir David!
*curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# G'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Sir Dave!
Have you seen Laird Dave's drawing yet? He posted it last night to tumultuous applause. I think you'll like it - he got your better half in there too!

Braw!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I have and I have replied to the thread, in highly favourable terms
in highly favourable termsand I have also sent the good Laird a complimentary gaz thanks


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Pier-bloke
to the rescue!!!

?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# you want to touch me
*peer pressures*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# must..resist...urge...to....
oh fuck it, REPOST!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Morecambe and CUNT
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Two weeks...
...in Morecombe with Dennis Wise...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# He smashed up the Blue Peter garden a few years ago*
*may just be urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# wasnt that.....
Les Ferdinand?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Partners in crime
and I dont mean the band that sang "Turtle Power" in 1990.

or do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# kryme
'cos they were gangsta
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Tee yew arr tee ell ee POWER!!!
and then the song turns into "The Addams Family" by MC Hammer (in my head that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# and the dead fella
Raul whatshischops (M Bison in SF (avec le Kylie Minogue sans popularity)) has to 'fence' with MC Hammer, but its so slow because MC Hammer is shit (at fencing, and lots of other things i assume).

Ahhhh a lost childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Housecliff Chav.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Ho ho!


it seams most odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Seaside footballer?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# From an old sketchbook


Dunno who she is, but she's vair pretty except for that bloke growing out of her head.

Anyway, iSketch, anyone? I have things I need to avoid doing.

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I can't do iSketch at work
you can take my go for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# is it
Puerto Rico?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Close
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Woo, nice
and I'll go for iSketch if there's people playing
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ooh
that's veh good. Wish I had the sketching skills :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# The closest I can find to the B3ta room is Bi and Lez girls
Is that the one?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# tis good innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# That's rather splendid =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I just made
a b3ta room
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# The B3ta room is normally made by one of us
I'll play iSketch later, gots to go out and meet someone now
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# i'd do both
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# You know what website I'd go to if I wanted to play isketch?
HINT: It isn't b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
#
www.teenlesbianscoveredinhoney.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# please be real!
*switches off work VPN*

YOU BASTARD MICTOBOY - I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Sure, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# nice sketching skills
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# My best work yet...

it finally happened. My hummus stash got busted by the fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# christ
this appeared just as I was taking a drink of cheap fizzy crap!

I nearly spat the lot out

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *tubgirls*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *on parade*
*on the fucking 4th of july!*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahhhhhahahaha!
Tom Selleck is one of my many many gods.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I got bored the other day and hung some pictures of Tom Selleck around the office (among other people)
All the Tom Selleck pictures went missing, and I caught one of the older ladies trying to sneak them out of the office.

She could steal shitloads of expensive wine, but no. It's the downloaded printouts of Tom Selleck she wanted.

I gave her a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# get her
this

she'll do tricks for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I'm really not sure I'd want a used copy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# haha
Mrs GS has one - it's pristine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# is it laminated?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# haha
"My mate is so tight - he laminates his porn mags!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# your mate eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I have a mate
why wouldn't I have a mate?

Are saying I've got no mates?

RIGHT ME AND MY MATES ARE GONNA COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# good luck finding me!!
i'm moving saturday!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# do you have a dog though?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I can't say I want that to happen.
A gay guy recently came up to me and said "She looks like Dennis Hopper with big tits".

I have to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Can we get some sort of pun police in here, stat?
(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# 'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# now that's a tache!
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Ha!
class
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
this is probably the best Selleck picture I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# (*^_^*)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# great!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# That's one of my all time favourite posts


My favourite was the "Lethal Weapon meets Passion of the Christ" one, don't remember who did it though
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# awesome
absolutely awesome.
(ScrewYouHippy, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# frickin' hell Dammers
you REALLY are on fire

or do you have a team of hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# carefully trained,
hermetically sealed lemurs ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Opus 40 songs
:D

and i suddenly have the urge to vote Hillary...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sudw4ghVe8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eafterellen%2Ecom%2Fblwe%2F07%2D06%2D2007%3Fpage%3D0%252C1
whoah, that's a long ol' linky poos
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# constipated?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# too much fibre
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahaha *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Gah
this took me too long
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# it was only you posting that that made me make the effort
and now my gland hurts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *soothes*
sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# christ
I thought they were limes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Fear my lack of paintmashing skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# super-lol for some reason
heheh

I was all caught up in how the one on the right looks to be sort of concave etc etc and then the reality of the situation spanged me right in the kisser hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I seem to remember there
being a bit of a lack of decent pea source pics that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hehe
it's not a criticism, it's a tedious blow-by-blow account of my denseness and resulting uber-pun-spang

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Also class!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Needs more large bottle of suppuration
*gag*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *ball gags*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# MmmmmFfFFFffffffmmmMMMMffffNnnnnnnngggggggfF!!!!!
Gnnnnnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# why yes,
shaving does make it look bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# no it doesn't!
err I mean, I wouldn't know because I have an enormous one and have no need for such trickery *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# is that a cucumber?.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# yes, why?
doesn't everyone have a cucumber there?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# MmmmmFfFFFffffffmmmMMMMffffNnnnnnnngggggggfF!!!!!
MmmmmFfFFFffffffmmmMMMMffffN!!?
Gfffffmmmmmg!!!!


*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Why has Burt Reynolds got a giant choc ice?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# and one more for bad measure...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Oh, good god
*dies on the inside*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Jesus
HOW MANY Magnum pun pics?!!!


*needs a lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Oh how I love teh magnum!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# muwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# erm.

It is not roasted
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *sigh

It is now roasted
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# here endeth thy lesson
Go, and may the ginger lord be with you
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# what about now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# does this count as mindpiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I...
don't...

know?
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# nyaaah
too late
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# FUCK PEAS
Beans are my thing, daddio.
(message brought to you by the Bean Association)
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# O_o
This is backed up by science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# equally
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# SCIENCE!!11!!!1!ONE!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# really?
'is baffled'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# no, I got no idea
:(

it's just a crap animation of a satellite in the entirely convincing special effect of space provided by my desk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Happy Birthday Telstar!
(for yesterday)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# daaaaaaa da daaaaaaa
di daaaa da daaaa da daaaaaa

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# let's shit post thread!
I am eating pizza right now, it is nice, are you eating pizza?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# That is 32% good.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# that's almost a third of nine out of ten cats
:D

edit: eek! run faster little carrot! he's going to suprise cross polinate you!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# it's actually slightly more.
a third of nine out of ten would be 30%

/coat.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# brain explodes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# /points and laughs
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *cries like sexy human*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# cheat
that's not shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# No but the following is:
this this this
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# pacman
after 20 odd years of stealing the ghosts special pills

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Also known as: gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# naughty gronkpan
the ghosts are gonna come and get you, man

in your sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# After all those special pills, I'm ready for them.
COME GET SOME, GHOSTIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# you are just hoping for sexy ghosts
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# IS THERE ANY OTHER TYPE OF GHOST?
Except for that riverghost chap who I am not so interested in?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# he'd have you doing isketch anyway
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# lol
but only cos i did actually laugh. quite loudly. I love random humour :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# it's like that in my head sometimes
I think the voices are scared of me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# :D
it's all in the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# \o/
:D
It certainly is :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# shit pics? easy!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha you absolute genius
Took me a while, but I've still not stopped laughing yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# are you kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Yeah, I love shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# yay for movies
mllgnlmgn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I WORK WITH A FLID.
HE IS NOT ON MY ROOF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# If he sang, maybe he would be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I LIVE IN A UNIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Hey, it's Fred Flidstone!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Yeah, I know it's shite. What of it?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
this still makes me gen-oo-ine lol, just because it is so rubbishly done and so ... pointless and stuff ... in the best possible way
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *scans for cock fog hand*
*finds none*
*furrows brow*
*passes wind*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# You've got to wait till the steam powered clam sheller passes by
the operator will tell you all about it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *prepares hand*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# *in a jar*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Sausages in brie?
No, you want cranberry sauce

You are a nonsense
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I don't like craneberet sauces
:/

I'm not a posh cuisiney person

I like my food traditional and wholesome

deep fried and battered

fish, burgers, soup, silverfoil, batteries

you name it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Deep fried brie + cranberry sauce = yum
B+C=Y

What is B if Y=34.124367?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# y-c
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# What?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# bbbbrrrrm!
I like ponies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# mimsy
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# what could be better
than riding the mimsy in the open countryside

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Shit posts eh?
I can manage that.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# shit post you say?
Here, have some painted poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# OMG!
SMALL DOG
LARGE KITTEN
ONE ARENA

LIVE AT 8PM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# posting shit? my kinda thread
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# FISH OF THE NORTHSTAR 50 PUSATING STURGEON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# SkUGatworkosaurus
ARGH I ONLY HAVE MSN PAINT AT WORK, shhh i'm on the bosses computer...


Click for bigger (35KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# it's nice that your boss lets you be on his computer
but shouldn't he/she/it/them provide you a chair?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# TJ
The media attention is getting too much for him, so lets get our story on an internationally read news page
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# he wears pony coats to protect him from the rain?!
what kind of pansy is he?!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Viola tricolor hortensis
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# "Samson's size does not put off his neighbour, Jack"
heh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# GIVE THAT DOG SOME AMPHETAMINES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I AM YOUR BOSS AND I AM ON YOUR COMPUTOR.
YOU ARE FIRED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I am YOUR boss and I am on YOUR COMPUTOR!
YOU ARE FIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# IT IS 11:15PM. THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY AND I'M GONNA SUE YOUR ASS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# HAH!
that's telling me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I iz yr bozz
Firin' all yo ass
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I is ur boss
firing in ur arse?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# i iz ur boss
firin' all ova ur ass?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Very quick and very dirty

/why I don't do this more often blog
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I've fired two people in the last 6 months and my boss is calling me 'the grim reaper'.
Apparently they've only fired two people in the last three years, throughout the entire company.

And they wonder why nobody takes the management seriously.

I only fire people if they're completely taking the piss, and even then I won't do it if they're funny. I'm seriously wondering how the fuck they're still in business. I was called 'softie' at my last job.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Fascist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# maybe someone fucked up firing someone at some point
and a shitstorm occured
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# No, they're more than happy to make things really uncomfortable for people until they leave. I've heard all about it and I really disagree with that kind of thing.
That shit is disrespectful.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# eek "constructive dismissial"
that also can result in an impressive lawsuit

that the company loses

sounds like you really got management blight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# the unfortunate end to your career in porn....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I'm your boss.
And so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Ah. Nice SkUGasaurus.
In other news, not content with crappy SMSs Vodafone are now calling me direct on my mobile with their crappy sales pitches. FUCK OFF! I don't care if you're my service provider, this is an unsolicited call! Don't call me again! And Fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# well this went tits up............
funny how some pics work and others you manage to royally fuck up


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Funny how none of mine work...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
funny

*sighs*

nor mine
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *joins the club*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I'm getting better
But I'm learning as I go, and most of it involves a lot of swearing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Buy a scanner,
buy Zoo or Nuts,
scan in the 'Spam' sections.
Post on b3ta.

Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I've not even considered trying for ages
I did do some pictures when I first started posting, honest.

Now I just try to entertain you all with my sparkling wit, comedy sluttishness and frankly fabulous norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I think those adjectives would work with any of those nouns
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# 'frankly comedy norks'
:P


/edit/ that reminds me, must check today's stats quotes

/edit edit/ they're shit
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# 'Sparkling Norks' :p
That's just distraction upon distraction
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Did someone say "Norks"?


Oh, hi, Debbilgrrrrl! How'd I know I'd find you here? Hee hee!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3206585
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Fascinating psychosocial insight there
*flashes jugs*
*laps up adoration*
*is munter with shit life really*

...like .... duh!
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
#
comedy

*uses willpower to not replace fabulous with enormous*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *uses nork power to box minky round the ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# awesome
i'm going to be cuntish to you more often*

*cuntish here means "deliberately say cheeky things in the hope of getting a boobing"

/reading lemony snicket blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I tried to post a picture when I first joined
Totally buggered it up. I wasn't too bad considering it was in paint - I think I de-seamed it reasonably well for a novice. Then I hosted it on MSN, and nobody saw it...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# fuckin n00bs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# But I have improved!
I hope...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# If you're not going to post pictures,
then off to /talk with you, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I looked at /talk once
I think I'll stay here, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Not you.
You can stay. Just him ^
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# this doesn't stop me posting crap
besides, when I post something someone posts actual art making it look even crapper

infact, I'll post something shite right now :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# nor mine
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# you might have to explain this one WOLF
do you only ever post main posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *checks filename*
Aaaah.... I, erm, yeah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

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