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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

is that bob hoskins?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

No it's Puffin-Head-Boy.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

no really, is it bob hoskins?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

No,...it's Puffin-Head-Boy.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

so not bob hoskins then?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

One sec...

...it's definitely Puffin-Head-Boy......yes, definitely..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

are you sure it's not bob hoskins really?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

Not THAT sure...wait one sec......

MARJORIE!
MARJORIE!!!

- Yes!

Is it Bob Hoskins, or Puffin-Head-Boy?

She doesn't know...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

if she doesn't know, then clearly it must be bob hoskins

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)

Hang on, I'll call George...

- Yeah George, it's Ree...yeah..yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah..no, no..yeah..got a bloke here, wants to know if it's Bob Hoskins or Puffin-Head-Boy......
..yeah...yeah...yeah...uh-huh....yep...yeah...mmmhmm...right...yeah...ok..alright..ok...yeah..ok..ok..
Bye.

Well, there we go.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

what exactly is going on here?

:)

It's both funny, and strange.

I like it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

Funny? Strange?

Ah, that would be b3ta, then.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)

Errrm,..it's really quite clear..

We are merely trying to ascertain if said image is the actor and former rentboy, 'Bob Hoskins' or a fictional amalgamation known as 'Puffin-Head-Boy'. We WERE making progress until you came along and stuck ya snout in our boulevard.

But I like you, so you may shine my sister.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

...and to think,

I missed that invite by only one post.

Rats.

.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

of course...

Edit: Sudden realisation that this post will never be read by Pasanonic :p

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

Oh no...how will I sleep tonight...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)

hehe what was that all about last night anyway?

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

hatstand!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

mad as a bag of badgers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)

Indeed you are, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

This

with a side order of satchel of sticklebacks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

Can I buy one?

Does it go well with sage and onion stuffing?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

I've heard rumours* this'll be used for promotional material for the next Red Nose Day.....

So you'll be able to buy one then!

*might not be 100% accurate

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nadey, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

maybe you can get info about it

on their phone line

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

that tree is leaking cornflakes

:O

edit: b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk seems to be having a fit

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

aw... *puts some bread out*

RIGHT!! i'm off.
everytime, i say goodbye i die a little aaaaaand you know the rest,
taaraa!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

say goodbye again!

;)

*blows kiss*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

bye dude!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

haha

he's madder than a box of frogs.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

That;'s marvellous.

And reminds me of my mum.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

Keith Flint

AICMFP

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

Please draw me a dead wasp.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

Punnage = good

Anyone for isketch? I've made a b3ta room.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

arf

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

Woo

*can't clicks*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)

SCIENCE!!!!

hahahahahahahaha

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

Am it beer o'clock yet

Me be fursty

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

Mmmm!

Yes please!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

what's this bollocks?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

It be beer

none of this lager pish (not counting Stella)

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

Surely Stella=Pish?

/Staropramen blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

Staropramen FTW

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

And with that, M'lud, the prosecution rests.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

Tiger FTW

and maybe a few Brahms, coz the bottles are sexy

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

Kasteel Cru

The beer of Champions.

made with Champagne yeast, no less

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)

i like a pint of Bas brew

every bottle is made wfrom the fermented yeast of 10 pitsea slags

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

I prefer Mozart :p

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)

Tiger is well nice

Had some last night

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mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)

you kids

will buy anything if you think it's new ;)

I was drinking Tiger in Bangkok and Cobra beer on Goa in the 80's. They were both shit then and I doubt some global marketing has made them taste any better ;) Each to their own.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

hahahaha

my drink tastes are obviously not old school enough for you, grandad ;D

Cobra is opretty rank though I agree.

My favourite beer is Hoegaarden, no question.

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mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

Hoegaarden is some nice shit

as is Trappe Dubbel.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

Looks like a muddy puddle

A concoction my dad used to make
Coke and orange juice in some kind-of mix
50/50 i think.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

it am always beer o'clock

But temptation is cruel!
Gonna have to stop for a couple on the way home now!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

Friday is spliff-o'clock, IMO!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

Eureka!

Imagine for one moment that these two unrelated pleasures were combined. It could revolutinise fridays

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

herbal beer!

Gets you pissed and stoned, all in one.. although the combination of the two can be a bit dodgy

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

No way man, combine the two in the correct manner for best effects

Ale is better, no gas. Today will be testament to this.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

*hunts for shoppery*

*waits for animation*

I don't understand

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

Simple

MMMMmmmm. Beeeeeeeerr.

*drools*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

You are Homer

AICMFP

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

I must be that new avante garde bowlox!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

The only shoppery this beer requires

is going to the shop to buy beer

*hint*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

But the hospital shop doesn't sell beer

And I am here till at least half four

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

I'll be out front in the the Cortina, engine running, my dear

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

Cortina? What colour?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)

Duh! - the Green one!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)

I'll think about it

What year?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

if he wants to have street cred it better be brown

and a 4 door XL

edit:

Green?

GREEN?

*runs away screaming*

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

Why am I looking at your beer?

and why isn't it on my bloody desk?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

Exactly.

Well done, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

someone's been dipping your cat in radioactive juices.

don't pet it.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

Blue-tac it to the ceiling and use it as a light bulb

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)

hee hee

I like the way you think!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

Stolen from Mike Harding I'm afraid

But thank you!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

/tears off Heffrey disguise to reveal...

MIKE HARDING!!

Gimme that back, you!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

Don't actually believe you

But ok

*returns*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)

/tears off Mike Harding disguise to reveal...

Heffrey again!

Ha ha! It's mine, all mine, I tells ya!!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

LOL!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

ZOMG Ctrl I!!!!!!

Is it me or, when you zomgctrli that pic, kittin goes EVIL:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

*fingertips hit screen*

awwwww!

*fingertips hit screen*

awwwww!

*fingertips hit screen*

awwwww!

*fingertips hit screen*

awwwww!

etc.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

not the sharpest knife on the tree today?

'lo hon!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

hey Heff

*smoosh!*

how's?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

Actually pretending to enjoy a day off

whilst the kids all clamour for use of the computer. I just tell them to bugger off, the ickle dears.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)

Bless 'em

day offs are good
i am looking forward to having a couple shortly

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

a couple?

are you planning a threesome, then?

Woo!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

*Voyeurises*

*keeps to self*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

A couple of days off - duh

No naughtiness this weekend, I'm 'up on blocks'

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

Aw.

Well, I hope you'll be back on all fours in no time (well, a few days anyway).

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

Soon my dear boy

For I have just picked up my pub wristband and and tent pass for the Maryport Blues festival as supported by the local Ale brewery :D
Gary Moore playing tonight.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

Oooh Maryport - cool

do you go to Colne too?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

Nah this is my first time at the Maryport one actually

Turned out stewards get the passes for free and only have to steward one day, saved me £95 :D

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

If the weather were more trustworthy I might pop up on the bike

I often go, it's a good do

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)

Oh you don't live far then?

The sun looks as if it's about to make a brisk return

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

Manchester-ish

It's not a bad run out if the sun does shine

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

yeah but its

been pissing down like a bastard today. My bike has been quite lonely recently.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)

Mine's just rusty

/year-round, all-weather, no-car biker blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

neither of mine get out much

I'm afraid. My new one will get out much more. And get much muddier. ( *has trouble controlling bladder whilst waiting* )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)

Parisienne Walkways, FTW

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

Yeah it's a shame I won't be able to see Van Morrison on sunday

but I'll be able to hear him and that's what counts :D

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

5 minutes!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

Lager!

Real men drink Beer!
Ask a Bailey (my ladyfan's family)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

Hear hear.

*dons CAMRA t-shirt and rapidly grows big bushy beard*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

*stands next to at bar*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

Gosh!

Can't say I didn't see that coming from a mile away! (I'll be trying hard to grow a beard this weekend.)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

In that noel edmunds linky thing in the newsletter

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u4F7uGleXaA

Towards the very end in teh credits..

what the fuck is up with this guys head?

*scary stuffs*

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

He suffers from

sexy

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

It's a terrible cross that some of us have to bear

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

It's a curse

*sigh*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

*is aroused*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

/sets up camera (again)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

I have no idea.

Speaking of Noel Edmonds he is filming a new show in London this weekend and i've been threatened with tickets, Anyone want to go? I'll post the tel no. if so.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

I wouldn't mind.

Unless this is a trick and then you may want to eat me, or something else.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

Sorr, not this weekend. That's what you get for not reading your spam properly

We have great pleasure in inviting you to NOEL EDMONDS fantastic new USA SMASH HIT, prime time television show ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 10 YEAR OLD? taking place at the famous GEORGE LUCAS STAGE at ELSTREE FILM STUDIOS on either the 30th, 31st JULY or 1st AUGUST 2007. Doors open from 13:00 onwards.

***REFRESHMENTS SERVED THROUGHOUT!***

Noel Edmonds hosts his newest and most exciting quiz show since Deal or No Deal, which brings adults and kids together to answer questions that any 10-year old should be able to answer, as the grown-ups work their way up the cash prize ladder for an ultimate cash prize of £250,000!

If you would like to **book your exclusive FREE PRIORITY PASS TICKETS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE, then all you have to do is give one of our friendly Audience Researchers a call on 08700 24 1000 or go to www.applausestore.com. Remember you can invite friends, family...in fact anyone who would like to see this fantastic show being made! Minimum age restriction 10+ years.

We look forward to hearing from you very soon.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

bit desparate for audiences eh

guess the magic of television is not what it was :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

It's standard practise

akshully. Whereas you used to have to register and wait for a letter, now, due to the magic of the interwebs they send you a mail. I went to see QI a couple of times and they won't let it lie.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

like I say, bit desparate for audiences

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)

That's exactly how they got me.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

I don't mind, I don't get that many

(unlike last year, I was battered with mails for X Factor ) and maybe twice a year a gem pops up, as it was with QI.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

no thanks

he's crap

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

hahahaha, you get those emails from audience applause as well eh

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

yes,

they never bloody stop.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

they keep threatening me with tickets for rubbish shows too.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

Hmmm while we're on the subject

a prominent pharmaceutical corporation has offered me some penis-enlarging medications. I'll post my email address if anyone's interested ;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

that's nothing.

I can get a rolex that only costs $200 on the internet ( and $5 in Turkey ) and I'm looking into some medications ENDORSED by doctors.

Nah, it's not spam, apllause store is how the TV shows fill audiences for shitty shows.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

Did you request the email?

Do multiple people receive it without requesting it?
It's spam.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

Yes I requested the mail

as you have to be a registered member to receive them.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

bah! I laugh at your rolex!

my genuine ralex will cost $5 a crate in turkey :D

mostly now I get crap stock spam that's virtually illegible to get around spam filters, this of course goes via an automated process (hah, fucking success there eh) into the spam folder

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

enlarge/shrink the size of your member/penis

and reduce/increase the size of your breasts!

all with one handy pill

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

of course, you don't mess with noel

you don't mess with noel

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

I don't think I mentioned it before

but that's clever as fuck.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

It's a camera trick.

His head is actually 20ft wide.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

Facepainting is a skilled profession...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

hahahahahahahah

awesome

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

Hahahaha

That reminds me. Has someone scared Johnx1 off? He seems to have stopped retagging pics.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

I love you.

Is that scary?

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

"smile a bit more, babe, it's supposed to be fun"

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

that's it love,

give us a mona lisa smile....

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

*likes*

Love the way she skillfully blends the limited supply of raw colours

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

friday boredom

brought about an unholy alliance of K9 and domo...

(unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

FUCK ME! It's sunday already... I'VE MISSED THE WEEKEND!

FUCK!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

eh, what,

sunday! where!

*hides*

(unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

Domo looks like freshly crimped arse fudge there

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mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

how the hell do you get them so smooth?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

drink vegetable oil

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mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

hahaha

this is my new phrase of the day

(unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

haha arse fudge! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

freshly squeezed!

(

mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

country style!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

Time Warp!

I missed the weekend!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

Quantum Computing

i do not have a clue how i can receive a packet before it exist's...

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

NERD!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

ROTATING PISS STAINED JESUS SMEARED IN VASELIENE AND GLOWING BRIGHTLY IN THE TWILIGHT!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

ah I love that song

its a waltz isn't it?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

a very sexy waltz!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

is it JollyJack's cartoon time?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

it should be

damn it!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

indeed

(

The BrownHaze, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

I can't stop eating palm fruits

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

is aaron job a cron job for the AA?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

it sounds more like something from the old testament

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

My computer once told me I had keyboard failure

and then it told me to press any key!

LOLOLOL!!!!!111z

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

zomg!1

(

mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

lolzorz!

I jusy got the message " the system has recovered from a serious error"

I was on the fucking toilet ZOMG!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

...OK

(

head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

yeah...

shouldn't the maximum listed there be the minimum?

/stops talking about your mum.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

lol happytoast lol

(

mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

FP THIS NOW!

*clicks because my name is involved*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

haha :D

(

mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

Who are you?

(

head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

some think I am a voodoo witchdoctor,

others a man who can manipulate the elements,
a few think I am one of the mods younger cousins.

But in reality......

I'm Batman

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

Your dinner's ready

apparently

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

office

LOL

(

unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

a dream to some,

a nightmare to others!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

this.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

I know absolutely nothing about computers

but surely it exists and you just got it before you actually asked for it?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

I've got your "PACKET" right here!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

Left a packet in your sister!@!#!

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

laf

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

Well, it works like this

It says 'Pinging www.com' , so it is assumed that the person typing the command knows that packets will be sent. Replies are echoed to the screen, and after the command exits, you are presented with a summary of sent / rec'd / failed.

It works the same way under Unix and Linux as well.

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

it's probably just borked windows networking on drugs

on the beach, in mexico, ahhhh yeah

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

A very wise man once told me ping is your only friend

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

very wise?

or just plain wise?
like maybe, say, a wise guy?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

what about "spray"

is that just dirty? for very dirty dirty servers that have been naughty?

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)

I'm in your Death Star

writing your source codes

(

DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

Wot no horses?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)

they're

at the glue factory today

(

DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

It turns out it's not much use whatever you do

Click For Bigger (544KB)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Ace!

have a click

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

haha

nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

P for uPhos ?

nice

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

topper

(pdjpdj, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

That's f'kin woo that is

WOO I tells ya

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

Now that, sir, gets a *click*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

nicely

done!

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

...

*edit* he knows I love him really. If I had an ounce of his talent... *dreams*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

wassgowinon?

why the antitoast messages?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

It's ok, freebs'll be next

If he carries on like this...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Nobody is actually anti-HappyToast

Just overwhelmed by how good he is! It's a little depressing... well at least I've still got my fish puns!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

But no plaice is a good one for fish puns.

_{sorry, but someone was going to if i didn't. Possibly}

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

There's no trout that somebody would have said something

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

Oh for the love of cod...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

please stop

I have a haddock

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

I think we should stop the codawful puns already

They're eating at my sole.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

good bit of fun (I hope)

in enjoyment of Toasty's considerable talent

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

It's because he's being too funny

and the only possible explanation is that he is slowly sucking all the hummus out of everyone else on the board to increase his own power like some sort of hot bready vampire.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

Should I post less and be unfunny?

I'm confused :(

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

just don't be surprised at the sense of hummusless despair felt by all around you ;)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

No, post more!

They're excellent, really.

_{But 3 FPs in such a short while? Git}

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

I was hoping for 5 with the effort I put in to the cyclist and the Brazilian statues

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

deffo not

its just that you are approaching witchcraft status!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

No! Don't go! we love you

its not your fault your better than us...

its something for us to aspire to

us me

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

aw don't pay attention to them

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

we're only teasing....

we love you really

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

*mwah*

You do whatever you want to, dear

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

Poor Toasty

*enhuggles*
*steals hummus*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

Yes.

/voice of dissent blog ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

Dear Mr HappyToast

Please change your sig to "some sort of hot bready vampire"

yours etc.

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

I would, but this is the only advertising space I have

for my book ;)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

See if Rob will swap advertising space in the newsletter

in return for having his front page back ;)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

Then you leave me no option!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

Well that's just mean

heheh

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

poor toastie :(

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

Now that's just spiteful :p

And making me hungry

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

I vote we throw him off a building next...

and see if he lands buttered side down

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

haha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

who gets to butter him?

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

Ha! Take that you talented git!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

*pffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Hmm...

Just remembered, I have happytoast on ignore, I'd better unignore him

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

you won't be seeing much then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

good grief

you must see nothing but piss-poor TGA posts and the odd CHOPCHOP
tee-hee

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

I'm on /talk most of the time now

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

O_o

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

I am a nawty

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

hahaha, you ok fella?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

just grand mate

finishing w*rk at 4 to go bowling (10 pin not crown green before you ask)
/only 36 till next month blog.
And how are things in the heady whirl of architecture?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

fine and dandy sir!

and I am jealous that you are going bowling, I haven't been for over a year now,
love teh bowling!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

I HAVE SOMEONE ON IGNORE! I THOUGHT I BEST TELL THE INTERNET!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

I had completely forgotten

Has he done any pictures in the last two days?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

yeah.... but i cant see them anyway because of work filters...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

it's because they're all disgusting porn, isn't it?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

pffft!

that'll teach him to hog all the hummus and skillz!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

woo

where'd the jam come from?

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

It's not jam, it's chili-flavoured hummus.

Obviously.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

I only post things to make people smile :(

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

there he is!!

GET HIM!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

*lights pitchspork*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

Get the... toasting...some....more fork!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

aw - you do make us smile shookums

we're just all collectively jealous ;D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

*big super-smoosh*

don't listen to them toasty!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7449733

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

Crumbs!

that's got him.

WOO! to you freebs

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

KILL HIM DEAD!!!!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

you have squissed a toats!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

no no no

happytoast is nice
stop being nasty in your jealousy
stop being jealous, even
he just tryin to make ppl happy, nuffin wrong with that
:P

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

Is English your second language?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

nop

nop

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

Powdered toast maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

(

mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

We mock the ones we love.

(

Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

er...

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

Two Pints is not piss-poor, it's fantastic and also a bit addictive.

Well it is shit, but I still love it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

it's ok in small doses...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

here here!

"Its barrel wash gaz!"
"I know... I just thought we should die together!"

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

It IS crappy

but I can't help watching a whole episode once I've seen a little

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

Two pints of lager is gold.

its a good job they ended it when they did though.

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

what do you mean?

there is a new series currently on BBC3

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

That's not new.

Unless I'm watching different episodes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

Are you sure?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

i hate it, but i think it's mainly the writing

i actually don't have anything in particular against will mellor, i just wanted to do the pun

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

i'd like to murder the writers and director with something heavy and blunt

then have sex with all three girls, as long as they shut the fuck up

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

^this

...but I'll let them scream... it won't do any good... there's no-one to hear for miles and miles and miles...

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

Janet FTW.

Lovely big boobies.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

I can't decide...

I think:

Louise is fit from the neck down...
Janet... yes... she's best all rounder...

then i catch a glimpse of donna in her underkecks and I'm back to square one :(

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

it tries so desperately hard to be a 'yoof' version of coupling

and fails miserably

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Its just a collection of random jokes laced with vulgarity...

works for me...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

^ This

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

Coupling's shit now there's no Jeff.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

Hear hear!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

agreed!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

^ and that

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

agreed on this point, it was dreadful without Jeff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

did anyone ever see the american version of coupling?

same script but just no understanding from the actors or makers of what these people were supposed to be like

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

Mercan versions of brit comedy shouldn't be allowed.

I love Steve Carrell, but I still refuse to watch the US office. I can barely watch the UK one, I can't do cringeworthy comedy, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

My missus is the same

she hates cringey comedy. She can just about put up with Basil Fawlty making a cock of himself.

I love it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

the US version of the IT crowd is in production... with the original Moz actor...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

Interesting...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

vely intelesting

(

M o D, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

FLUCTUATIONS!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

Oh, unfettered joy.

A deeply unfunny programme, with an American Twist. I can hardly contain myself.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

are you out of your tree?

the emergency services scene was inspired...
and the stress test... fucking genius!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

yes!

and I wish I hadn't, it was utter crap

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

actually it tries to be a "twenty-something" version of coupling

and Sheridan Smith can take me sideways.
*rubs thighs*

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

I'm 30, thus anything younger than me is 'yoof'

/agreed with Sheridan Smith point though, the best damned thing about the program

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

I love you

but you are clearly deranged. Two pints is slightly less funny than testicular cancer.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

haha

did a little LOL, good job everyone has already pissed off....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

I met him at "embrace" in sheffield

he said my mate had nice boobs.

you got a chip on your shoulder for him?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

no, i don't mind him. he seems fine as british tv actors go

i just started with the pun, dth style

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

no, but i have a lovely parrot!

hahahahahahaha!! *sigh*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

he sounds like a classy fella

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

How did you greet me?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

C'MON! ANSWER THE WOMAN!

*puts CAPS LOCK on safety*

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

what a sweet talker :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

hahaha

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

It's a miracle!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

i thought that was a teletubbieboobie for a while

there must be something wrong with me..!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

Always...

;op

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)

TOAA?

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

text on a arse?

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

Posting pictures of Happy Toast does not garantee FP

only the true power of HappyToast ^tm can do that!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

in reality my ratio of pictures posted to front page success is quite small

Prolific does not mean good

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

draw pictures with butter first

then bung under the grill

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

YAY

i gonna try that :D

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

still waiting

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

this is making me laugh

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

thx for hahas

at least ;)

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

what?

did you expect more?
CHRIST!! i'm not a machine!!!
can't you let me rest for 5 minutes?!!
*sobs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

nothing personal

just for 3 first
*sniff*

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

3 first?

*worries*
what have i missed?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

yay

it's penshaw monument!

/local crap blog

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

I am confused.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

greek builders time

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

Still confused.

Sorry :(

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

well

they are always in a hurry to get the job completed on time innit

or not..

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

sweat foreign types

aree not known for completing their building work in a timely manner

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

positively

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

Hahaha

that's excellent. Have *click*s with that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

hehehe woooo sir

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

Mirrors on the ceiling, and pink champagne on ice?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

rather

dust on floor and stinky pillows
*burps*

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

I want to text you up

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue287/

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rob, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

wheeeeeeeee

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Rob, I thought you'd never say that.

C'mere!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Something to read with lunch!

I just accepted a new job which I start on Tuesday with Norwich Union :D

Huzzah!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

congrats sir

yay!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Ta!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

yay you!

don't forget us when you're rich!!

will you still be able to b3ta?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

I will never forget you

you horse-sucker :D

I hope I'll still be able to, but for the first few weeks at least I'd better be cautious I suppose.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

ah fuck em,

just sit there, feet up drawing cdc after cdc on the bosses picture!.
=)

horse linker!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Talking of CDCs

Did you see this one I made earlier on?
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7449234

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

thats a poor poor effort from you.

AND i can't click anything with b3ta in it. i type the post number into barnesy so *pokes tongue out*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

Damn :(

I'll have to remember that.

*plots*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

your powers are weak old man!
hows the lovely B_E by the way?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

She's ok :)

She just sat down to some lunch and is currently listening to Cinema Strange.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

tell i said hiya!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

hello :)

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

i kept missing you yesterday!

soon you'll be a kept woman now W_I is bringing the mega bucks!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

Aw he does look after me though.

how've you been?

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

busy!!

i had to move 2 weeks ago with only days to pack!!
now i'm decorating and cursing fareham council as bastards!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

all councils are filled with mongy bastards

hope you get the house sorted soon, 5 months down the line and we still have half our stuff in boxes!

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

oh god....

that doesn't bode well for me and my ingrained laziness!!
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

OH YOU BASTARD

I'd stayed off that list for ages as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Hahahaha

*adds*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

*throws things*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

*catches*

*hides*
*covets*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

You are covetting used tissues.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

*covets anyway*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

my used tissues.

*zips up*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

he would too y'know :/

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

of course!!

everything about me is great!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

*remembers to stockpile*

HAPPY CHRISTMAS MR INDUSTRY!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

no please don't!

I find enough tissues as it is with his permanently runny nose!

*cries*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

I'll make sure he eats them all before stepping foot in your house.

easy!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

I'll never kiss him again - ugh

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

You cunt!

You got me!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

Congratulations dude =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Thanks mister!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Fantastic!

I wish you'd done this earlier, I'd be your administrator for your benefits package- you could call up and ask to speak to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

Hehehe

Now that would be weird ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

Not in the slightest!

I am a most professional young lady. Who may or may not be wearing a t shirt that says 'Stan Lee is my superhero'.

I am a most professional young lady who just happens to be on mufty day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

And do you still work for NU?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

I've never worked for them.

They outsource their benefits to my company, as that's what we do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Ah I see!

And do they still?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Yup

Although from next week I won't be dealing with that side of things, I'll be running another scheme for someone else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

Is it a beagling scheme for hornets?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

Only if I'm a very good girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

*dails*

hello? yes hi, is the capatin there please?...
the captain...
captain wow..
are you retarded? THE CAPTAIN NOW!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

What's my name?

no seriously, I'm wondering if you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Wow.

Captain Wow.

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fross Read your email on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

License to Thrill.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

I really need to have that gun out of orgasmo for that

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

*wants that gun*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

If you get it I'm borrowing it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

this shitty thing?

ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CZNYPZ8ZL._AA280_.jpg

or do you mean the 60's movie?

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

fae?

i think.
i have no idea what your last name is.
do you know mine?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

*claps* well done.

Erm..... Lucinda.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

only in certain car parks....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

*drives quickly away*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

come back!!!

my skirt is caught in the door!!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

I know!

VROOOOM

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

ouch...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

ah well done chap

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

Ta :)

I even managed to negotiate my salary because they wanted me so much :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

4567 a year!!

good going!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

Yay you!

*congratulatory huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

*accepts huggles graciously*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

norwich union?

good luck with that
my missus used to work for them ,and they were cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

Hmm

We'll see - thanks for the heads up though.
The people I was interviewed by and spoke to seemed pretty friendly.
It's also an in-house IT servicedesk - they're generally pretty friendly people.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

ah ok

yeah she was working for accounts
so it's probably a completely different cooking pot crammed with aquatic life

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Hopefully :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

Woo!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

hoorah

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHERE IS YOUR HAT!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

That means it's hometime ..... right?

*wishes very hard*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

wish harder dammit!!

*squeezes eyes shut tight*
*wishes too*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

*strains*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

*prolapses*

damn!! not again!
pass me the poker with the cork on the end...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

PUNCHES THE AIR AND SCREAMS WOO!

*quietly sits back down and continues data entry, ignoring the people now starring at me*

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Hurrah!

No more work today!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

/links

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(Woody999, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

NO CLOWNS!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

you're a violent young man.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

That's ace!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Anti Clown Friday?

This is quite dark for you JJ - good though :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Poor Mr Clown.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

*glees*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Hahahaha!

no wonder you wet your jeans! Arf!
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

WHAT'S ALL THIS!?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Jolly Jack is wearing damp jeans . . .

apparently
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

The filthy minx.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

hehehe

shoot them clowns!!

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Are you coulrophobic by any chance?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Death to all clowns!

Yay!

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

hahahahaha

kill 'em all
/metallica blog

(

unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Yay, 'tallica!

Shame the sound was so FUCKING SHIT at Wembley last week =(

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

not seen them since MOR '86

did they faithfully reproduce the godawful sound of 'St. Anger'?

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

No, I think they were great.

New Wembley though, and they obviously hadn't worked out what all the buttons and twiddly bits did yet...

They didn't play anything off of St Anger though, but they did play Orion, which was nice =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

John Candy vs. CLOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=1eWbelibi9M

(REWRITABLE, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Not the time to suggest

" Female Clown Pumping Balloons "
is it..

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Very woosome

with a lemony twist

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Zombie... hATE modernagriculturalprocesses

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

silly zombie!

modernagricultural process make bulk pack brains!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

Farmer is DLT AICMFP

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

ha ha ha

*hands over FP*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

^ this

also, i cannot endorse the safety of operating this tractor in such close proximity to the undead

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

DLT?

is this a new faddish board member?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

Dave le T-hat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Dave Le Toupe?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

hahah

my immediate thought was Socrates

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

*shakes head* so-craaaht-ees

*chases after Sigmund* Siggy?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

He's closely related to me

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

is he your niece?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

wooo

This is ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

you're being wuite drawy of late!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

Wales' top selling energy drink

low hummus today...

(

WOLF .™, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Hi in hummas I think you'll find

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Pfft.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shambo

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Oh you shit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

Sowwy.

On /talk they're slaughtering me.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

I think it's deserved

Where did I put that meat cleaver?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

Bugger.

*runs*

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

*throws cleaver*

*cleaves*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

You cleaved me!

Ouch!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Mwahahahahahaha!

Consider yourself warned

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Just don't sell my corpse to Burger King.

Or worse, Wimpy.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

*sells corpse to pret a manger*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Tit sticks.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

did you have

bovine tuberculosis?

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

I did feel a bit hoarse.

Um... that's a load of bull.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

damn it...

if only you'd said 'i felt a little horse' i could have accused you of bestial paedophilia...

*shuffles feet*

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Hey, that pony was a little beefed up.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

oh good lord...

pull the udder one

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

I think we're milking this gag a bit now.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

yeah...

probably a bit too much like flogging a dead cow for some tastes...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

This is getting way too cheesy.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

yup...

it does smell a bit offal...

(it is getting a bit thin now)

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Just a bit.

I liked it when it was more vat.

We better get our coats.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

It's not funny!

It hurts... :(

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

dastard!!!

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

You terrible TWUNT!

Arses.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

That's purple

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Pffffffft!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

hahahaha

*click*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Dead Bull: gives you spangs

I think that's quite rich in hummus!

Woo!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

whee

*edit* dammit lost a few frames there. ARSE.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

Still excellent!

This bobs my bilbo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

Very nice.

Apologies for sticking this in here but Mummy told me it was wrong to repost in a new thread, even if the image is nearly 3 years old.

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S tr app y, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

Hahaha!

That's bloody ace
*click*

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

hahahahahahahahahah

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Fab!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

i see no image :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

Superb.

I admire your restraint but I honestly don't think most people would mind if this got its own thread. You're reposting for a legitimate reason, it's 3 years old, and it's fucking great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

He was a S8ter boy

now he's 33 and fat.

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

and she's an obnoxious whiny media whore

marriage made in heaven then

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

Wheeee!

Go blurry bloke!

(

in vino veritas, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

wahey!

have my incredible shrinking skating stickman

(

unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

hypnotic

perhaps he keep getting further away rather than smaller

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

*methods*

woo yay

*falls on face and breaks all teeth*

/herbalist kurb surfer riding paper waves blog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

*looks concerned*

are you OK?

You're not making any sense.

Do I have aphasia?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

erm

I'm talking yoof...
*rolls eyes because noone understands him*
*bes cool and yung*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

cool and young?

Pfffff.

*dismisses with wave of the hand*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

*makes 'W' 'E' sign with hand*

*goes onto myFace and tells the internet about it*

"... and she was totally into me, I could tell, even from that distance..."

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

needs more

m4d sp3ll1n s1llz0rz

or something

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

Brains

No Tv, no problem. Explanation here-
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6918624.stm

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

he's a good choice for the role

right weird looking fella

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

true, true.

He looks a bit emotionless, which is good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

this

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

Haha, he looks exactly like Spock would if he went bad.

Like Superman did =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

whose bad?

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

Chris

Langham

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Mmmmm, bad superman.

He was a bit fit, wasn't he?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

O_o

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Yum yum yum.

Much better than mummy's boy good superman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

Bad guys are always better

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Don't I know it....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

Fitter than annoying, up-himself, squeaky clean tosser normal superman

I suppose

but still not really my bag, baby.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

Not enough beard and love of Bullseye?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

I'm really hoping 'love of Bullseye' is a euphemism for something extremely dirty

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

Pffft!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

you've won Bully's special prize!

a static caravan in Rhyl

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Piss of the miiiiind!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

Bullys special prize?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Spock was bad

in the Mirror Universe episode (Spock with the goatee!).

/~~coat~~ uniform

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

but he was logical

and wanted the order of the universe to be right

then he turned good and all the humans were made to suffer for being bad

omg, I'm talking about star trek minutæ on a website

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAARGG!

*runs off screaming*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

Hahahaha

great.

I'm glad they explained what Star Trek was, I'd never heard of it before.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

te he

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

that's that film with the laser swords, isn't it?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

I think you'll find they're called lasersabers

sheesh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

nah

im sure they're called lazer rapiers

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

thank god it's not ben affleck.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

flying mutant cyber rat

another pic of flying ratty
i posted some pics of my old puppet stuff last night, just found another, thought you lot might like

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

oo this i like

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Oooh

he's rather splendid!

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

auntie!!!

i been doing some painting!!
it sucks.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

Is it art painting or house painting

and can I see?

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

house painting.

and yes, it's number 49.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

you're supposed to put your house number on the outside

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

but, then everyone will know where i live!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

The men in white coats will come for you.

Hide the numbers. Hide the numbers

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

paint next door's number on your house

then people will think your neighbour lives there

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

but he's a twat and people will think i'm a twat................

what to do what to do...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

That is absolutely marvellous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

What the...?!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

Fab!

Have a cookie!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

top drawer, kensington!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

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