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# i've been bored and posing a bit
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# nice one
Im quite enjoying the lack of controversy of that post.

woo :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# More controversy please
but woo nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# haven't got the whole spack thing quite right yet
but in response to your comment about animating it, I thought I'd try spacking teh winehouse up a bit

redex apparently, screw it :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# you redex it
redex it hard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# spacked indeed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spack
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Well done
It's a link.

Check my profile. Maybe I've been around long enough to know what a spack is, oh and it's not what you linked to, spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# those tits are a bit much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Thats ace :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I'm afraid I can see boob
NSFW.

w00
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Brum Bash?
Boo and hiss, I can't go on account of my account being dry. Can you schedule the next one for the time when I earn a promotion and have 20 quillion pounds in the bank please?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I didn't schedule it
in fact, I've just taken over because prem1um can't do it and it was his bash.

You must come. I insist.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# get ya tits out!
/sorry i thought zoo magazine had started posting stuff on here as revenge.

it is a fine image.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# the lads at work read zoo
it makes me think of b3ta all the time
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# i really pity you.
leave and get a job on a building site, zoo isn't published in polish.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Woo
Needs more NSFW:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# yay!
breats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I love how it catches the early evening sun
Removed despite it being no worse in my eyes to the two cock shapes currently on the FP and definitely no worse than the recent "cock out" Bungle and Mario FPs
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1185823637/albert.jpg

*fucks off to the pub*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# ffs
NSFW and you know it
edit : i said those FP where NSFW also and adblocked them too, why do i want to see genitalia when i log onto b3ta? thats right - i don't!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# how on earth does that look like porn?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# its a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# check the front page
Bungle, Mario, etc


It doesn't look like Pron so in theory it's ok.

It's just a monument to body piercing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# its a cock
probably yours - come on link it ffs
edit : how does that not look like porn!??!
edit 2 : that fp was NSFW too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# a cock shopped onto a building looks no more like porn than an magenta CDC
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# its a cock
*blocks happytoast*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I think you're being a cock
I'm not particularly a fan of HappyToast's work or owt, but I think that's SFW.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# so a cock on your screen is not considered porn?
what do you consider porn? (remember this is why people wear underwear)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I thought porn involved sexual acts or poses
not anatomy.

However, I also jsut read the thread down there that Verity linked, so I must take note of Mystery Bob's comment and Toastie's double standard.

Also, have this:



Nobody ever said this wasn't SFW, and I must have posted it 20 times over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# from a distance this looks like a guy blowing his own horn
and not just a giant penis with legs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# YOU FUCKING LIAR!
THAT'S A MORE OBVIOUS COCK THAN THE ONE I DID!
It's got bollocks for fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha
keep your merkin on Toastie!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# yes but its not a giant cock with legs
this is clearly a guy with a horn and a blended penis on the end of it, the bollocks look like some sort of stand for the horn - and yet it is NSFW its NOT A GIANT PENIS ON LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# mine wasn't on legs
that's what the Albert Memorial looks like!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# well it looked like a penis on legs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# but is a penis porn?
although I note the Mystery Bob said "NUDITY= NSFW", I'm not convinced a penis = porn...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# It's not double standards if that comment isn't current
It is in response to my being told I was wrong before that I considered this ok.

Silly me for listening to people.

Of bollocks I've done it again here!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# pffft
yes, I see what you mean. Ok, it's not double standards, it's a u-turn.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# yes
I bowed under pressure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# yeah but on the other hand
you've been a pretty big file size nazi in the past. so, going by your current justification that standards evolve, does that mean that file sizes creeping up are now acceptable?

i'm all for pushing boundaries, but, i dunno, i guess i didnt expect something so obviously dodgy from you.

just my 2p worth.
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# yes
which is why as you say "in the past" I commented on them but now just offer artistic advise.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Seriously Vino
what's up with you? why are you trawling my history trying to catch me out on things?

Both of those images (if memory serves) were a long way over the limits. The first possibly being an 800k anim.

I didn't pointlessly swear, I was polite and to the point and more over had a nice chat with the guy I awarded my friendship badge to.
I even helped out by providing an board friendly, optimised version.

What is it I have done to offend you so utterly deeply? And why are you angry toward me helping out here and there?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# i guess thats what you get for posting cocks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# no, this is far more deep rooted seeming
Oh, and how come you're not complaining equally hard about the picture of a lady garden further up the board?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# what lady garden?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# er....
www.b3ta.com/board/7458012
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# oh
well its mildly nsfw but its not a giant vagina on legs/arse on legs...
anyways... back to the top of the board
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# You have always ALWAYS been a bit of a nazi
and, hey, I'm OK with that. You can be quite harsh at times, but as long as you stick to your own high standards I can't fault it.

But with this post? You've posted something that you yourself would have pounced upon and "corrected" the poster about.

Either you've had a complete change of heart or you're trying to prove some sort of point.

I don't believe the first and I don't like the second.

You're not an inexperienced or immature poster, so you should know that some people would find that picture NSFW and yet you didn't post it as a link.

Then you've been all "who me? But I'm only agreeing with you all!" about it.

It made me angry. You know better. You've proved you know better by telling others.

You seem to have caught me on a bad day and for that I apologise. Maybe Oxfordshire disagrees with my normally sweet temperament.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# You know what you need?
a nice cup of cocco and a hug and warm blanket :)
don't hit me!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Awww SkUG! C'mere!
*huggles to bits* :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# *huggles*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I honestly had listened to other B3tans
*rest of message will be gaz'd to you shortly to take it off the board*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# If that's the case
why don't you ask your boss to come over and tell you if he thinks it's pornographic?

No? Thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I shall do so tomorrow at work :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# stand a few feet from your computer
it looks like a twoer with a sickle/moon shape at the top.

I'm more than happy for a mod to edit it - I'm not trying top be naughty. Going by what has recently been FP'd I thought this would be an ok challenge entry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# please note that erectile penises are not shown on television because this is considered porn
floppy cocks are often shown on tv (one reason why i do not own one a television) and therefore this is somehow "ok"
bollocks i say - cocks off tv! (including chegwins)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# It's not an erect penis!
It's been rotated from a dangling one ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# lol... the cock or the TV?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# excuse my poor gramma *lends her 5p*
i was supposed to say "i do not own a television"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# The first one was funnier...
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# The only stuff that's been FP'd is your stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I've never done a cock picture before
It's only because others have been deemed acceptable that I've done this, and I think I've tinted and blended it in to the photo enough for it to be ok, if not "art"!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# The thing is that the cock is clearly visible
and people can lose their jobs for this sort of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Come on toasty.
You're a longtime respected (justifiably so) contributor to this site. Don't wait for a mod edit, you know as well as I do there are 100 fuckwits ready to follow that example. Your fellow /boarders want it linked, that should be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# sorry dude
it's blatantly nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# You may be right
or you may not be right. But public opinion, my own included, doesn't seem to support you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# those were shopped subtely or hidden from full view in their approach
your image, as beautifully shopped as it may be, is just a picture of a giant cock, and obviously so
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I suppose. Mario one i thought was a bit odd,
You can't tell what it is if you just glance at it. Whereas this is very obviously a penis.

More rules are needed!

I don't know. ignore me i make little sence.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# yes but at a distance it has a definite ARCHITECTURE NOT PORN quality to it :D
at least, that's my 2p
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# may i suggest learning about the birds and the beeeees
the bees collect honey and the birds eat the bees because they are tasty and then the mommy and daddy bird have sex and lay eggs shaped like penisesses and the bee's sting the eggs and the birds hump the bees and then a giant cock appears on a tower with a pointless body mod and i say NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# What do you think we should tell rob
that one of his mods let a 16 year old cock on to the frontpage?

Maybe he should choose them a little more carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# NSFW
but oddly beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Dude
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# That is a penis
It is a penis at first glance and you know better.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# blimey
you are definitely a gifted penis spotter
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# It's double standards
www.b3ta.com/board/7372769
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# TWO for the price of ONE!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# i agree
for what it's worth (which isnt much...)
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I'm going with what I've learnt from B3ta
in the past I would have assumed this was wrong, but it's not porn, it's not from a porn site and I am not deliberately being naughty.

As I said up there^ if a mod wants to edit then fine.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# You can't mean to compare a map of the UK and a well-know chalk carving
to the photographed glistening apparently-erect penis in your picture?

It's not the picture, it's the hypocrisy.

Not deliberately being naughty? Come off it.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I would only be hypocritical here if I still thought the Mario and Bungle ones were NSFW
But everyone said otherwise so I changed my mind.

Now it seems the people I listened to before are hypochritically changing their minds and I have to change mine back too and be all shocked by the site of a willy again.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# So when are you giving up being a vegetarian?
Most of the UK eat meat.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahaah
you seem to be missing a wink or a smile on that comment by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ooh!
The hippocr- hipocr- hyppocr- git!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# you are a fucking cunt
and u have no excuses as you've been on b3ta for fucking god knows how long.

NSFW - its a fucking PENIS!

*blocks*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# nooooo!
its impossible to block happy toats! :o
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Ah! the P.A. memorial.
the actual dick perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# not very long, really
and it doesn't look like porn.
I have to disagree, even though I don't especially like the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# are you pissed again?
/feels your 'post and instant fp' run may come to an end with this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# come on, it's no worse than M3ssential's FP'd Bungle!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# the one cleverly toned down image, shopped and darkened to reduce the impact of what it is you mean?
the one that in context doesn't look like a huge picture of a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Thanks for that
what a strange turn of events
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# indeed, I found yours 'subtle' in its approach, you had to 'look' at the image to get it's meaning
wasn't obviously apparent.
I love toasty's work, but this was a little 'too' obvious for me.

/Good job he didn't bring up your 'woman bashing a giant penis' FP...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# horses for courses
I was genuinely shocked by M3's cock and balls
It not only said "cock and balls" but also "innappropriate" being on a kids tv character which also led to "paedo" due to the age group the show originally appealed to.

*not having a go M3, obviously, just nattering*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# aye, as you say horses for courses.
still, we've all been there fella, now just get
back to the quite frankly amazing animation stuff you do. :)

*talented git
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# this /\
*offers cake*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# fine, file me under paedo
*sheesh*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# not you! Bungle!!!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# *does a Langham*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob
knob knob knob knob knob knob schmerg knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob merm knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob schmerg knob knob

knob knob knob schmerg knob knob knob knob merm knob knob knob knob schmerg knob knob knob knob knob knob merm knob knob knob knob knob knob

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Discomeats likes knob
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# many people say I am one
:D

and I have no interest in anyone elses knob!

damn it!

keep that thing to yourself! you'll have someone's eye out!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Looks sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# why is it called a prince albert
?
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Because Princess Margaret had one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# *laughs himself silly*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# it's not
it's very similar, but I believe that's a Herb Alpert
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# wikipedia
has been telling lies again!
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Nothing I don't see
Every time I pee...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# haha
better thwn the zombies

keep up the improvement!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# THIS^^^
though I've now read the Mario thread. Hmph!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# good lord!
that looks just like a huge glistening, moist cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# In a certain light...
it looks a wee bit like a minaret!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *burns embassy*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# I for one like this muchly.
On another note, it's very interesting how when anybody posts anything allegedly NSFW or over an acceptable filesize how suddenly everybody emerges to make a comment. Myself included, it would appear.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Embrace the nazi within!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I've just been making this exact same point to another b3tan via msn
irrespective of the image content, more people immediately heckle, argue or bait in replies these days,
sad really :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Unfortunately it's the main reason I don't post many pictures these days.
I know it's all been heard before, but /boards not the place it once was.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# If that's true
then it needs you more than ever. Post more, not less.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# it's like you're reading my msn conversation with another b3tan at this very moment
/it's needs more pixel mash film stuff, things which NOBODY can complain about...

/I vote 'Debbie Does Dallas'....

*scarpers* ;)

why can't we all just get along? It's only the internet for pity's sake :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# this is why I don't bother a lot either
perhaps it would be a beter place if you posted more Mr Folds.... I do still love Back To The Future.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# no one would have a go at your stuff surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# It's not so much that; It's more that people seem more willing to slag off other peoples work
than comment on decent stuff. Too many really good posts by b3tans go uncommented, whilst anything NSFW or over 50k gets flooded with remarks. It just gets depressing to see.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# yeah, 'tis rather annoying
that and the way that once one person has said "your animation is 800k, why not try blah blah blah.." it doesn't need 20 more people shouting and posting hundreds more k of "fail" anims.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I've just been saying that a few more 'prominent' B3tans (as once were) don't post so much these days,
and we thought that may be one of the reasons.

prunes, your good self, beau, manic, eclectech to name but a few. Ok I'm not a 'long standing' member, or particualrly talented like the others with defined 'genres', but its a shame really, cos there's loads of good stuff going to waste, and
going straight to other sites. Still, guess it's just an evolutionary phase of b3ta I guess.
Maybe one day we'll be able to download a 'tolerance' patch for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# they should lead by example
post nice replies to other peoples stuff, try and turn the tide.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Thats all that I *do* do nowaways :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# they did that, gave up under the tide of oppresion I think
it's easier to knock than to praise, cos everyone is safe in the
knowledge they are behind a computer. Hell, even I used to be a 'nazi'
but really, if someone fucks up, let 'em, I don't need to get involved or say anything these days cos
they'll get twice as many people telling them
'fail' 'fuck off' etc etc than a post which ticks all the boxes and is genuinely nice or indeed fantastic will get.
still, we all come crawling back in the end I guess, even for small visits.

It's much nicer to be nice in the long run, I certainly enjoy B3ta more for it,
just a pity there's not so much encouragement of the decent stuff as there used to be...

*plays hovis commercial music in background*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# * Waits for HT to post a reply to one of his.
* waits..............
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# what are you on about?
I reply to other peoples work all the time with smiles, laughs, applauds and stuff.

And I've certainly congratulated Folds Five on his pixel skills.

Please expand on your insults in future
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Didn't mean to insult you - I will expand
I've posted a pile of stuff recently that's gone down really quite well. I've seen you post all sorts of responses on either side of mine - not always full of woos - I guess it boils down to me very obviously appreciating your stuff and you not appearing to return the compliment - not that you have to or anything but I'd prefer a straight "you're shite" to an ignore.

This would appear to run contrary to your previous statement
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# My statement at no point
said that Folds Five or anyone else for that matter should reply to every single post ever posted on the board. That would be ridiculous.
And I'm certainly not going to tell someone they are shit as that is far worse than being too busy to comment.

Due to the aggressive and antagonistic nature of many recent posts, many regulars are posting less and less, to the extent of only posting 2 or 3 replies to peoples comments to their own work and not risking replying to other peoples work at all.

I can see their point, shit like this happens.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 7:16, archived)
# *waits.
may I begin to insult you yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# well done
but please linky.

it's about as obviously a cock as
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Is this going to be called...
HappyToastGate?

*clicking to support the controversy*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# arg gate arg gate
why is any controversy called gate? it is amazing lack of imagination

hmm.. "watergate hotel" squidygate, gate gate, late gate, bahhh1!!

*gategasms*

I'm not trying to be a twat, I just .. meh

gate :( gate gate gate!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# OK then
I so name it:

HappyToastStile
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# who's the cruel bastard that photographed that pierced slug?
it definitely bears no resemblance to porn even close up. but it is a very good likeness of boy bits, no mistake, and as a picture of a real girl milk dispensing appendage no matter if it forms the dome of st pauls is deemed nsfw. i'm afraid mr toast this should be linked.

edit/ this post appears to be written in non standard english and makes no sense, i'll go back to downloading my porn and leave you guys to formulate valid arguments in opposition to mr toasts image
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# People care too much about things.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# yeah!
fuck things!

*throws all of his things out of the window*

oh fuck!! my things!!!

*runs outside and gathers them back up and brings them inside*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# crikey!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# THIS PICTURE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE PORN.
 
ALSO, IT IS AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# I am ambivalent in my views on this post
less cock more amazing animations I say
and if you haven't got anything positive to say (not you - the board) then shuttit!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Never mind whether it's NSFW
What the fuck is the Albert Monument?
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Having trawled my way all through this enormous thread, this is like the ultimate punchline

and I've gone and spoiled it now
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# No
The poster below did that.
And stephen sondheim? I heard you're a song stealing gobshite!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# 'obviously a cock' yesterday, My Boss
'more pictures less words' everyday, Summer Vuss
'my eyes' Monday, HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
#
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Yay facemorphmashes!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# gah!
very well done!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# this am disturby!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# KILL IT!
Oh wait, already done.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# you could at least throw ONE female face in there
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# BAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# MA? Git the hammers
We need to kill something with it!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Monument Hills
nsfw, sorry
(GiacomoLeopardi, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Probably NSFW.
*adblocks*

*edit*
I didn't mean get rid of the whole thing.
Chuck a link in your original post and all will be merry.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# probably
not
(GiacomoLeopardi, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# If my boss walked past the back of my desk
and saw that on my screen, I'd get fired.

So yes, it's NSFW. Please link it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# well do some work then
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I'm not at work.
But other people might be, hence my complaint.

At least I was nice and didn't say "OMFG GTFO N00B".
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# true
I think it's more a case of nf than nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# nf?
Not Fucked?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# not funny
or norks...fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# nsfw that one
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# despite the fact that we regularly have cocks on the front page
this is probably going to get NSFW complaints!

*edit - there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# NSFW
muppet
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Um, yes
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# errm
winehouse continued

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# No unshopped semi ancient egyptians please!
er.. I think??

*brain asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Getting sexier by the minute!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# haha that belt would certainly
allow for easy access
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# twice the fun
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# crotch bulge!
*eye-bleaches*
(whatsinaname, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# she needs to lay off the hamtouching
and start eating it instead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# i've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# worse than that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# is that a
great whack of cum on its left leg?

PS Top stump action!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Panic over. Looks as if they get along...


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# either they used the mind control device
or it's a robot clone!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I heard Bush on Radio 4 earlier
saying something along the lines of "he's not actually that much of a grumpy Scottish git, so hurray!"

I'm paraphrasing of course.

Woo to the animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# hahah
:D

so, mind control device it is!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Looks like England have had it

tricksy injuns
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# .
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# "OMG You have like totally shitted my chest!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# audrey
is always watching
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I've been away too long this place is scaring me now..
who the fuck is audrey?
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6928916
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# AUDREY!!!
someone is getting images from creative.gettyimages.com
for free again

AUDREY SUE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# i love you
pretty pretty pretty pretty
audrey sue
oh audrey
oh audrey sue...
sorry, don't know what came over me
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Howzat?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# New animated avatar i made for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Follow the green!
it is hypnotic...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I like it
I imagine you have eyes the size of golf balls in real life? Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# woah, funny do you stuff going on
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# wotcher Dave
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# alright mate
The past is steeped in shame,
But tomorrow's fair game,
For a life that's fit for living
Good morning Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# what an
ACE song!
(whatsinaname, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I have read that several times
and am still none the wiser. Hello mongy! *kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# alright darling
*frots
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# HE DOES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Erm, maybe
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# how selfish
what about others? you don't care about me at all do you?

DO YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Hurrah!
And this is the most amazing thing you will ever see. EVERYEYAS!
store.messengersoffaith.net/meoffado.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# hullo The Neville
I trust you are well.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I am indeed!
Although for reasons unknown, and just as a personal experiment, I've decided to give up caffeine* for a week.

Today I'm quite tired and irritable.


*or at least 95% of my usual intake
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# hmm
you'd better have a cuppa then

it'll calm you and help you give up quicker
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# WOO!



(Cogwulf unsober, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Bad Harry!



(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Ron's mum
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Isn't Ron's mum Julie Walters? If so, thats not her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I have no idea
I have not read the books or seen the films and flat-down refuse to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Carol Dekker
From top 80s toss band T'Pau..


....I think.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# hurhurhur...
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# his skin's pretty bad in close-up, isn't it?
hopefully, that'll clear up as he gets older
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Probably
be less pixelly...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# I wouldn't mind seeing her deathly hallow...
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# goblet of fur, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
#
goblet gob full
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# GOBBLER OF FUR ffs
how did everyone miss this? lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# hairy jazz hands!
i demand that they be bic'd immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Can you be pacific?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Why they turning around?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# ROZZERS!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# They might want to run instead of it.
I ned to go now b3ta, bye buy.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# They just do, I have a theory chavs are part meerkat,
they live in packs, they keep guard outside their homes all day,
they all look alike, and they never stop looking around.

Are meerkats part magpie at all?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# ah, happy days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# :D
now this would be a fine drama

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# it was an attempt at a friendly advice service
instead of the usual shouting at new folk and common mistakes.
But it got shouted down.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# come on, barry!
lets hear it for the barnacles!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I KNOW THOSE CHAVS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
Nice one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Quick and dirty.. like my men.

Evening all :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Went to mow a Jehda.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# superb stuff! nice one
that's also just given me an idea for a compo:

celebrity afterlife. Heaven, Hell or Limbo, shop how you think celebrities will end up in the afterlife

Here: www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post86036/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# aah. there used to be a great cartoon about that on mtv.
biggie smalls, kurt cobain, and two others in a house in heaven.

edit: called "House of Rock"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# ha ha!
reminds me of Robot Chicken when somebody walks past Hitler in Heaven.
He says "Hey, I'm as surprised as you are!"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# cor
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# I'd like to get it, I have a great idea that would only work in 2 ways:
1.) we have this idea as a compo
2.) said person died tomorrow

/if we don't get it for a compo on wednesday, I'll have to go out and kill the fecker m'self so I don't forget the idea and can make it on thursday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Haha do it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Great idea, Archie.
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Cyri Cyri Cyri
Oi Oi Oi
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# hahahaha, great
/wish i'd tagged the original image now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Hmmmmmm.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# love this
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Come by, Phil,
come by.

edit: before I trawl all the newsletters, can anybody remember the name of the site with really hi-res widescreen video clips?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# www.reallyhi-res_widescreenvideoclips.com
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# ta
youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Random
(Animal, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# looks like I'm going to hell then
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Who is it with the animations in their profile comparing random to sureal, unexpected and so on?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# don't know about the profile, but
dictionary.reference.com/browse/random
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# *asks for Jayzis's' Mario Strikers code*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# One of the very few problems with the Wii
is that it can't play Doovde.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# the other two problems being
the games and that the novelty wears off very quickly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# ^this
it's very sad
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
#
1. I have Zelda, Rayman and the generic shitty sports game.

The first two are great.

2. The novelty of interacting with your own TV NEVER wears off!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# although in it's defence, it encourages people to get off their fat arses and actually participate
which should be encouraged.

I'll admit, I don't console any more (old age and all that) but anything which can encourage
'getting off fat arses' and be under £200 can't be all bad
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Hula Hoops, £1.99 each
Skipping rope £2.99
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# big box that resembles a breadbin and encourages sitting on your arse for hours on end (exclusively by sony) £350+
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# yes, but that doesn't pretend to be healthy
When I want to counter my playing games and sitting at a computer I go out on my bike, jogging or simply walking. Costs nothing too. - Well, except for the bike :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# yes, but you are sadly in the minority who distinguish real life from 'gamer' life,
I know many people who rushed to buy the ps3, and thought that for the money they had to spend on it, they were going to get their moneys worth, didn't see any of them for weeks.
It's worse with younger gamers by far, no encouragement to them to actually move when the generation 'expects' to sit down and be entertained.
For the money sony spent in developing the ps3, (and indeed the retail price) any 'active' element may have been a good thing on their part to develop, they know people
are gonna get the ps3, and with the range of titles/graphics and active element could have been a responsible step,
and potentially widened their ps3 audience to a family unit machine, which I know several families have found with the wii
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Yay!
*goes to hell where the 360s are*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I thought jesus was a leader
not one of the flock ;p
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# For GTA and teh Hat...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Da worms, da worms
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Aaaargh!
It burns!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Poopscootin'
Awwl night looong
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Wasn't that AC/DC?
Anyone else finished the Harry Potter book?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# yes.
and yes.


ZOMG SNAPE DIES.
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# No matter how many deaths there were in the book
JK's bank balance is pretty much active.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# everyone hates her now anyway
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Well yeah
But the theory that I held for him for the last 2-3 books was right.

Now do back to the talkboard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# pfffft
dth style
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# ..


Sad News :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Is it Death Day today?
edit - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yhXogGaimN8
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# you guessed it.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# they always come in threes
so who's next?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Three already down.
But it may be Patrick Moore.

I don't hope it to happen, I just have a hunch.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# pfft
Patrick can't die
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# True.
But he may choke on shoulder dust.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
#
shoulder space
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Point being?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# he is an astronomer
his fancy is space
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Bloke's never been in space.
Therefore cannot choke on space dust.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# we're in space now
floating around it as we speak
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Yes, but space dust is in the void between the Earth's atmosphere and other planets.
Earth dust is between the atmosphere and the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# erm, how can there be anything in a void?
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Did I say void...?
I meant... erm...

DIOV, yes, diov. That's a different word for space, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# this
made me think of goatse for some reason...
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Then he could be inhaling through his space pipe and could accidentally choke
causing much distress and lack of breathing.
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Possible.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# we're all made of space dust!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# ...
b3ta.com/board/7457617
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# and these cows are very small
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Very.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Three.???
Hang on...

Mike Reid,
Ingmar Bergman,
Richard Stott,
Phil Drabble.

Four there... and my unwanted vote is on Murray Walker... again, I don't want him to but I have a hump... sorry, hunch.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# KEN LIVINGSTONE!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# I'd exclude Mike reid as he died yesterday
and Richard Stott isn't well known enough
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# MAGGIE !
hurry up die soon please
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# ello mate
I see JJ signed up for the bash....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# bloody ell another one
we should warn them were comming they might run out of beer
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# I have called
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# You've been beaten to that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# It's taken me an entire day of working just to get a 'bindun' at the end of it?
fuckit, back to working then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Corker that.!
Is it just me that keeps thinking he was called Phal Dribble.?


Kinda like the thing your bum does after a very strong curry. (See also Jan Dildo).
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Sweet.
In the sad cutesy way. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# That has made me very sad :(
....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Guess they'll have to put his dog down too now
Ohhh, Death's on overtime too, Shep's in luck :)

Poor sod :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Aye!
IRREVERENCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# *irreverants*
evening sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# 'ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Shirley you should just rounded it down to 90.
Counting with Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# yeah
but you don't round sheep down, ya dobber!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Ace stuff
but sad news indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# there must be a reason.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# That you've done a still frame from someone's post?
Or am I missing summit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Yes.
Money.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Yes. You're Derren Brown


AICMFI
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Well, I thought it was amusing
Unfortunately, old chap, you made the mistake of breaking B3TA board rule 15,172 (chapter 825, subsection 75, paragraph 2, point 825.75.2.15) Other than my utter lack of artistic ability, it's the 54,231 page instruction manual on how to avoid jarring the regulars that puts me off. Ahh, one day I hope to truly understand "the way"... *studies hard*
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I've discovered the clone tool.


Cfb
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
i've seen folk like that on maury
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# now with added sauce
voila
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Woo and all that jazz but by GOD...
I can't work out if she is uglier in the shopped image or the standard one.

Apparently she was HAMMERED to hell on stage last night in MancLand.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Please dont animate it
I may have nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# shopped pictures only
/ac

very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# I love the belm action there!
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# you're coming along nicely.
woo.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Was that taken in Skipton?
Had a holiday in the Dales recently and visited Skipton - OMFG!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# That's a really good job
At faking the background. Top shoppery!

*click*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# last one..


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Heh heh, nice!
*replays the moment from the Goodies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
#
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ydXtCpYimN8
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# an nmr spectrum?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# joy division?
don't get it
who are the small people at the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)
# De hills ARE ALIVE,
they're covered with ants of something....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# ah crap
you posted this about 5 days before I posted it

I'm weak and crap :(

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# reminds me of a tolkien book cover or map for some reason
though I know its JD - transmission?

misty mountains
www.douglas.eckhart.btinternet.co.uk/maps-wilderland-01.jpg
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I see the joy division reference..but I dun get it :)


ooh sound of music?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# run you fools! RUN!!!!
the hills are fucking alive!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# next - the hills have eyes?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# BUT
Stars are blind.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Only
if they play the piano wearing shades
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# *slaps face*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# the hills have eyes, indeedd
they watch you

when you walk along them

when you eat a sandwich, and drop litter

they are watching you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Heh! *click*
'nings again everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# As I scrolled down
I expected to see "Thorin goes East. There is a waterfall here." or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I've got joy division oven gloves
(el_meerkat, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Warning: Romance Novel Parody Alert!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
I just can't help myself, I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
#
nice moobs
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Probably
better than hers...

www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/submissions/inferior.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# but are they compensation enough for the lack of packet?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Never, ever, under any circumstances
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# *is relieved that his own lack of moobs is unlikely to be a downside*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I hadn't noticed that till you mentioned it!
Now we can all feel happy again! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Preparing for t00sday
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Man i love Lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Lego is just wonderful
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# As are you.
Hello dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Oh! Why thank you!
*checks profile*
Yes, you are cute aren't you ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Lego rules
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# mwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# torturing little lego men is fun
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# they are both awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Did you win that compo or what?
if not, you should've!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Legoprosy!?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Yey!
ROLL that welcome mat out!

Still, woo and yay. Lego is indeed splendiferous.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)

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