Bobby Davros !
Bindun - Must have been !!!!
Apparently he's joining Eastenders shortly !!!!!
muhammedjihadhahaha this reminds me:"you might want to take your own life"
*slides hammer across table*
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:22,
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*slides hammer across table*
hahahapromise me you'll never die
hahahahah god I want to see that again now
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:33,
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hahahahah god I want to see that again now
That always reminds me of 3 fellas on a sled
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:23,
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I see a little silhouett-o of a WOMAN!Scaramoushe and all that.
Surprising just how many photographs produce crap results... out of about 50 attempts, this was the only keeper!
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:01,
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Surprising just how many photographs produce crap results... out of about 50 attempts, this was the only keeper!
Will you let me goooooooo?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:02,
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While filters are not art, this does look pretty cool!
Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:03,
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Is that a desert-dwelling ungulate digit I spy?
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:04,
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nope...just ass cleavage... would post the original but most definitely NSFW and cant link untill i upload it either. :(
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:06,
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You can use the b3ta uploader, but then change it to a linkrather than an image
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:14,
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There's a b3ta uploader??....why wasnt i told of this?? LOL
linky please?
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:25,
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linky please?
Automan's (tran)sister?
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:10,
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niceI like it
Also, have my attempt at a triple rooney, not really happy with the left'un but hey
cs3 is aces
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:12,
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Also, have my attempt at a triple rooney, not really happy with the left'un but hey
cs3 is aces
Kill them all!Kill them with magnetic flaming hammers!
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:16,
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pointless post... was just messing with filtersand came up with this monstrosity.
Ridicule away! LOL
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:53,
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Ridicule away! LOL
Made me think of Max Payneand the storyboards that pop up as you go along.
(
Shada,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:58,
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It's only 'one' when referring to oneself, not the third personWoo to the image though
/Grammar Pedant
(/Grammar Pedant
beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:59,
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Maybe he meant that the third person isbrowsing his own thoughts?
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:48,
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I like how those hieroglyphs at the top spell "your all gay" mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:03,
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No wonder they taped him up mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:10,
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An Octopus opening a can of Zebras(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:41,
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this is wonderfulDo you have plan these before you draw them or do they just fall out of your brain onto the paper?
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:43,
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I love you art style.Is that fine ink or heavy pencil?
( Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:48,
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Thank ee.Neither. It's biro.
Hence the name of my site.
(Hence the name of my site.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:49,
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Biro?Impressive. I can't draw for shit with them.
Well you can say that about be full-stop, but I digress.
(Well you can say that about be full-stop, but I digress.
Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:08,
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he looks frightened!i wouldn't expect to find zebras in my can either. poor chap!
this is really top stuff, woo yay!
(this is really top stuff, woo yay!
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:49,
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I think he knew it was a can o' zebrasbut he's startled because they're still alive!
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:50,
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Not quite the undersea equivalent of finding moths in one's bread-crumb jar, then... AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:56,
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fantastici was going to ask about the can opener and then i saw the little ring pull. well done that man.
(
OneOfSome,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:50,
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Only quality zebrasin new-style ring-pull cans for this octopus.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:52,
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Awesome!I usually love your stuff, but this one is particularly ace.
I think it's the composition that really appeals to me here.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:51,
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Thank you.I was quite pleased with this one myself.
It took less time than usual too, only six hours.
(It took less time than usual too, only six hours.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:53,
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Well bugger me with a fishforkThis place has ALL OF THE TALENT.
I fell all inadequate. I shall have to console myself with a large gin. For which, I thank you.
*click*
I love octopi, by the way, and have been planning on having a tattoo done of one, when I find the right pic. So far, I've been looking for about 16 years.
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:52,
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I fell all inadequate. I shall have to console myself with a large gin. For which, I thank you.
*click*
I love octopi, by the way, and have been planning on having a tattoo done of one, when I find the right pic. So far, I've been looking for about 16 years.
Plural of octopus is octopodes, doncha know.I like octopodes too.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:54,
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*clicks*ace. as per.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:59,
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very woo!how about The Fly finding a waiter in his soup?
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:22,
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Part for a flash collabClick to watch short flash bit
I wish more b3ta animators would challenge me other than Will :P
(I wish more b3ta animators would challenge me other than Will :P
Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:38,
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Hahaha that's fantasticthe music adds about 150% more hummus here
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:53,
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what is the tune...i cant remember it!
(
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:02,
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hehe, awesome.try and get The neville to challenge you.
he am teh awesumz aminatur!
(he am teh awesumz aminatur!
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:01,
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that's because there aren't many.animating involves skill and time.
Ask amoeba boy
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:19,
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Ask amoeba boy
I try to challenge youbut you ignore my requests for a collab !!!
(
koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:37,
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Challenge meeeeeee Then i shall make a comeback
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:48,
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I shall be releasing my talent upon the worldIn the form of the music video to the song I wrote from whence my username comes.
But until then nobody will see anything....muahaha
(But until then nobody will see anything....muahaha
Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:45,
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I wish you would challenge meCowaaarrrddddd
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:08,
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My pal Jessi in SFW act of self-love
beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:29,
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is there a NSFW version? Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:30,
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Nope - you naughty little manAlthough she may be applying for Suicide Girls in the nearish future.
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:36,
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ShhhhhhhHer boyfriend doesn't know yet
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:41,
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Ah,erm,
Oh.
oops
(Oh.
oops
beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:58,
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I bumped into some suicide girls at a festival last year,happiest day of my life.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:40,
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Try being engaged to one.../double smug
beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:56,
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No!They're all single, and all want me. Don't you DARE burst my bubble.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:34,
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thank youand have a doublepic of me to celebrate:
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:01,
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Here's mine from the other day
Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:42,
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She certainly is :D/smug
beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:01,
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Wish I had someI have terrible acid :(
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:29,
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Better than a terrible alkali Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:36,
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Yay!And Woo!
Pixeltastic, also. I salute you, Sir/Madam(delete as appropriate) Bloop!
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:30,
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Pixeltastic, also. I salute you, Sir/Madam(delete as appropriate) Bloop!
ThanksYou can tell I'm not female because people aren't saying hello to me every time I post a message.
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:39,
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Hi there!I could have used that method, but have been complained at for assuming maleness before.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:46,
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we're all just waiting for the nude pics in your profile AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:52,
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Got any lon lon milk? Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:32,
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Aww....*sings epona's song*
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:35,
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But she can take you many places Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:37,
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Waits for out of this world animationYes please!!
Nice work sir
(Nice work sir
XLVII .uk,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:38,
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^this oooh 1650th post... yep, slow day..
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:40,
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It has been very slowfrom what I've seen.
R.E. up there^
Started playing ocarina last time I was ill for the first time in years, it never loses that addictiveness does it.
:D
(R.E. up there^
Started playing ocarina last time I was ill for the first time in years, it never loses that addictiveness does it.
:D
XLVII .uk,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:43,
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Too bad I forgot my 3D glasses mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:32,
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sexy sheen timejust spent far too long on this
Edit: it appears as though this is my 1000th post, woo!
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:10,
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Edit: it appears as though this is my 1000th post, woo!
thanks!although this place really has gone dead hasn't it
the last thread on the page is from 12:30
:/
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:18,
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the last thread on the page is from 12:30
:/
and it's a good thing you doI've mainly been mucking about in cs3, although nothing much postworthy has resulted from all the mucking I'm afraid
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:27,
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thatis of course a distinct possibilty
tis rather a miserable day o'er here
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:24,
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tis rather a miserable day o'er here
That is the most horrible thing i have sheen in my life.and i have sheen alot of things that there are to be sheen.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:27,
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hello!a forest appeared!
that's a start
(that's a start
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:35,
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OH HAI GUYS
and 'noon / 'ningles wherever you are
=D
McBadger COW,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:32,
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is the one on the left Teal from Hyperdrive? Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:36,
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good lordI havent stopped laughing for 10 straight minutes..I'm laughy achey now!
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:09,
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Thats my nightmares fixed for tonight Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:39,
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great shoppin'(it does look like Teal, but Hyperdrive is cack)
( custard,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:45,
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YupPoor man's Red Dwarf
Not merely just poor- i mean Ethiopian poor.
(Not merely just poor- i mean Ethiopian poor.
Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:53,
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I want to give it a chance.All great series were shit in the first run.
Blackadder
Red Dwarf
The West Wing
(Blackadder
Red Dwarf
The West Wing
cupboardy,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:57,
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I would argue...that Red Dwarf actually never got any better than "decent" in retrospect.
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Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:07,
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I'd say its only cack in comparison to Red Dwarf, which is a bit unfairTry comparing it to Catherine Tate or ruddy hell its Harry and Paul and you will be happy
( P3te "the Meat",
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:56,
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god love face swaps
Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:11,
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Has anyone ever found it odd that Brighton is a haven for gays and old people?
Made this using skitch. Bloody good program, I highly recommend it for mac users. It's like a vector based paint.
B.T.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:14,
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aren't there lots of students there too?I quite like Brighton, it seems you can walk any street at any time without fear of twats being abusive or violent, which can't be said for many other places...
( Mousing,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:21,
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Yes. Students are a big part of the make-up of Brighton.And yes, it's a very tolerant city. That's why if you're a screaming arm waver, you can live down here with out [much] fear.
Old people have been priced out.
(Old people have been priced out.
cupboardy,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:36,
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I love vennsbest of all the diagrams
(
mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:25,
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I just found this
*wonders if anyone on /board knows who baldmonkey is*
davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:27,
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Baldmonkey made the diagramI changed the text in the circles
( davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:01,
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NOI AM THE GOATSE MAN
and so is the wife.
(and so is the wife.
@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:55,
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I remeber baldmonkey?And I'm mainly on links.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:45,
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Hurrah for brightvens!Clicksmacks.
(
stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:28,
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hmmm skitchany ideas how to get on the beta?
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:50,
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it is a simple tale, but it satisfies!click
( mutster101 fell over,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:16,
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yayI think I can tell what they're making...
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:57,
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What's the deal with that bloop noise?Do they know what it is yet?
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:58,
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I know what it isbut I'm not telling them
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:00,
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If you tell me I won't tell anyonepromise promise promise pleeeeeaaaasssssssse
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:05,
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waits... waits... waits...*nyom nyom nyom*
waits... waits... waits...
(waits... waits... waits...
Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:00,
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that is beautifulthough it requires quite a viewing commitment!
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:02,
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Just stick it in a different window, you'll get a more random experience then anyway
( ..wil,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:05,
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sir, i applaud you.brilliant.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:02,
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That's fucking brilliant.Hooray for this sort of thing.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:04,
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Four - five hours of my life at least (started this morning about 10 but been doing other things and coming back to it), but meh, I had nothing else to do...
( ..wil,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:22,
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this is the best thing ever**today, at the very least
mutster101 fell over,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:15,
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I couldn't be buggered waiting for the end, so I saved it and watched the last few frames.Still, very woosome
( B.T.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:19,
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It's not like it's really got an end, anyway, but drawing the 8 bit style tiny pixel version of the packaging and trying to make it recognisable was fun!
( ..wil,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:25,
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It didn't...I have my methods Sir!
It only took about an hour of actual drawing (save for a few added bits at the start of each new GIF), once the basic stick figure parts are done, there is very little extra drawing at all, just animation, one GIF at a time, using the same stickman over and over (tho he does different stuff).
The fiddliest bit is adjusting the timings at the end, as they each have completely different frame counts.
(It only took about an hour of actual drawing (save for a few added bits at the start of each new GIF), once the basic stick figure parts are done, there is very little extra drawing at all, just animation, one GIF at a time, using the same stickman over and over (tho he does different stuff).
The fiddliest bit is adjusting the timings at the end, as they each have completely different frame counts.
..wil,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:37,
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I love......8-bit art. Next time, try using an Amiga. Or my Atari ST. (Wait, those are 16-bit) um... or an Amstrad CPC464. Not that I have one of those.
OK, Try a BBC Micro. It has the same Graphics chip as the first IBM PC.
Nyaaah.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:39,
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OK, Try a BBC Micro. It has the same Graphics chip as the first IBM PC.
Nyaaah.
Which one?Might be able to sort you out. I have various 8-bit Commodores and Ataris, and Sinclairs, and a BBC Micro, and some Amigas and Atari STs. Don't have any Amstrads tho.
We even have a Commodore PET and a Vectrex...
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:54,
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We even have a Commodore PET and a Vectrex...
A BBC MicroOne of the original ones, I think. Had Elite as well. Best game ever.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:55,
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Ahhh....I have a BBC Micro, Model B+ (64K). Used to have a Master, but it didn't work so I recycled it. I'll see if I can scrounge some more from work.
I've got an Electron without a Power Supply if that's any good?
Also I have an Archimedes 3020 and an A5000 and A7000... the RISC-OS version of elite is considered to be the best one so get in touch if you want an old-ish RISC-OS Machine....
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:03,
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I've got an Electron without a Power Supply if that's any good?
Also I have an Archimedes 3020 and an A5000 and A7000... the RISC-OS version of elite is considered to be the best one so get in touch if you want an old-ish RISC-OS Machine....
A good job they don't take that fucking long to eat/superb work, sir
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:25,
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Most woosome!
...but I think you need to restart your PowerBook.
Fuck that, it would only interrupt iTunes anywaytime to go get me bath and start putting me face on for going out methinks.
To the bath cave!
(To the bath cave!
..wil,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:02,
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hahathis has to be the smallest file size but longest animation ever!! most woo!!
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:06,
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oohThe small one looks quite good with the gif dithering too.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:55,
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Thankyou :)
Since coming to b3ta, I have had a gif optimization baptism of fire.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:35,
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Since coming to b3ta, I have had a gif optimization baptism of fire.
Woo! I for one welcome our new zebra overlords
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:56,
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HUMAN SLAVES! IN A ZEBRA NATION! AHHH-AAHHH-HAAA!/bill bailey
(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:02,
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Rah!Funny thing about zebras (and I apologize if I am wrong in my assumption that you vectored yours from a photo, like me):
Even with just two colours, and no readily assumable idea of where the stripes were on the original (they aren't the same on any two zebras, and they aren't in a regular geometric pattern), the resulting 2D image gives a startlingly clear idea of the 3D shape of the beast. If you see what I mean.
Odd, that, I thought, when I'd inked in the blacks on mine.
Yours is the same too - I can see a clear neck shape, curve on the side of the head, bone structure above the eye socket and flattish forehead.
Maybe they have STRANGE POWERS.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:39,
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Even with just two colours, and no readily assumable idea of where the stripes were on the original (they aren't the same on any two zebras, and they aren't in a regular geometric pattern), the resulting 2D image gives a startlingly clear idea of the 3D shape of the beast. If you see what I mean.
Odd, that, I thought, when I'd inked in the blacks on mine.
Yours is the same too - I can see a clear neck shape, curve on the side of the head, bone structure above the eye socket and flattish forehead.
Maybe they have STRANGE POWERS.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebrity Afterlife"){kind=small}
Could have been done better...
Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:35,
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sounds like youve been trying the heather mills sausages aswell
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:55,
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wahey!! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:34,
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Actually took me a second to see what you did there.Wooage.
(
setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:36,
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That is some stylish clothesNixon is wearing
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:59,
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Just a lil pic i whipped up for for you fox fans :P
Stephen Colbert for president!
(He has outstanding truthiness)
hehe whoaThanks but i was beginning to wonder if anyone was actually here! Haha maybe theyre all watching fox... Oh and by the way its GIMPage :P
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:10,
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YeahUsing GIMP if that term confuses you hehe.
Just so my work doesnt go unoticed do you see all the jokes? :P i incorperated a few :D
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:15,
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Just so my work doesnt go unoticed do you see all the jokes? :P i incorperated a few :D
i think i got them allthough I did have to find the original, to see how many were thought up by clever movie peoples, turns out, not many!
(
Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:29,
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yeah it has been rather on the slow side round these parts lately
YeahUsually busling with B3tards in here. Cant get a jpeg in sideways....
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:19,
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RIS??Um excuse my ignorance but.... Whats that?
Oh and thanks... actually took me longer than expected hehe but yeah.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:15,
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Oh and thanks... actually took me longer than expected hehe but yeah.
'I don't get it'Unless you're being humourous and saying 'i don't get it' to 'i don't get it'. Maybe. I don't know :p
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:21,
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Jeepers. Teh lurkage.Great Pic. I hate Fox.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:19,
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Thanks :DMe too... "some people say" theyre stoopid sock puppets. Actually thats just a way of saying my own opinion... sorry hehe
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:22,
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christ that is the longest lurk everI hope he stays, good skills
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:23,
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RIS?Also: I think I have found possibly the worst shopped image outside of b3ta. It's seamless
( davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:28,
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The Seems Police!They live inside of my head...
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:34,
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This week I have learned some things about dinosaursDinosaurs are awesome, and anyone that disagrees is just a stupid willie head. OK?
The most important thing to remember about dinosaurs is that they were usually very big.
Look at the size comparison between two guys grouching down for a shit and this doublofannysaurus
Just incase the size comparison above wasn't enough here's a size comparison of the same dinosaur and a girl trying to lasso a dolphin
Dinosaurs were usually big but sometimes other things are bigger, here is a picture of the jolly green giant who likes frozen sweetcorn and pees
The other thing about dinosaurs is that they suffer from perspective like us but twice as much
Here we see david hasselhoff from 2 feet away and a big fucking dinosaur standing only 5 meters away.
This may be how the dinosaurs died out. Mammals don't suffer from double perspective like dinosaurs
The term dinosaur is sometimes used informally to describe other prehistoric reptiles (if you are a stupidy), such as the pelycosaur Dimetrodon, the winged pterosaurs, and the aquatic ichthyosaurs, plesiosaurs and mosasaurs, although technically none of these were dinosaurs.
If you think that they are then you are a silly face.
I drew this picture to help you identify if something is a dinosaur or not
(The most important thing to remember about dinosaurs is that they were usually very big.
Look at the size comparison between two guys grouching down for a shit and this doublofannysaurus
Just incase the size comparison above wasn't enough here's a size comparison of the same dinosaur and a girl trying to lasso a dolphin
Dinosaurs were usually big but sometimes other things are bigger, here is a picture of the jolly green giant who likes frozen sweetcorn and pees
The other thing about dinosaurs is that they suffer from perspective like us but twice as much
Here we see david hasselhoff from 2 feet away and a big fucking dinosaur standing only 5 meters away.
This may be how the dinosaurs died out. Mammals don't suffer from double perspective like dinosaurs
The term dinosaur is sometimes used informally to describe other prehistoric reptiles (if you are a stupidy), such as the pelycosaur Dimetrodon, the winged pterosaurs, and the aquatic ichthyosaurs, plesiosaurs and mosasaurs, although technically none of these were dinosaurs.
If you think that they are then you are a silly face.
I drew this picture to help you identify if something is a dinosaur or not
mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:16,
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cdc?Is that ACDC without Angus Young?
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:21,
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a CDC is basicallya humungous "paint-created" pink hairy set of comedy dick and balls
anazing
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:59,
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anazing
hahahaI'd never noticed that before
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:23,
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Ears continue to grow throughout the entire duration of your lifeHence all old men have huge ears. This phenomena is the primary suspect in deaths from 'natural causes' as your own ears turn into leathery parasites and suck the life out of your head. Its tragic.
( P3te "the Meat",
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:32,
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also noses. and spleens(okay, not spleens, but old people do vent their spleens more often!)
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:36,
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They amazinged themselves to extincion!what a silly dinosaurs!
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:27,
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humans should learn from the dinosaursand refrain from becoming too amazing
( Mousing,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:35,
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I think we are succeedingon the whole, we suck agressively!
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:48,
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50 million years ago, you walked upon the planet so!Hey Mr Dinosaur, you really couldn't ask for more!
Hey Mighty Brontosaurus, don't you have a lesson for us?
You were built three stories high, they say you would not hurt a fly!
(best song lyrics ever - "Walking In Your Footsteps" by The Police)
(Hey Mighty Brontosaurus, don't you have a lesson for us?
You were built three stories high, they say you would not hurt a fly!
(best song lyrics ever - "Walking In Your Footsteps" by The Police)
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:52,
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I'mmmmmm a dinosaur,and somebody is digging my bones
(Dinosaur by King Crimson)
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:27,
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(Dinosaur by King Crimson)
Thank you*learns*
( account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:22,
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never have I seen so much SCEINCE crammed into one post mutster101 fell over,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:24,
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GoodI am still making rubbish music sarcastically in protest of it:
Crappy Sarcastic Myspace
I'm not sure what the protest will do, but it's something for me to do when it's 5 in the morning and I still can't sleep.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:09,
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Crappy Sarcastic Myspace
I'm not sure what the protest will do, but it's something for me to do when it's 5 in the morning and I still can't sleep.
Spleen venting is goodEspecially at 5am
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:16,
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HelloWe need spleens to vent, thereby creating oxygen to ensure our other inside bits get a bit of fresh air.
Gosh, B3ta is so eductional this afternoon!
(Gosh, B3ta is so eductional this afternoon!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:25,
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excellentnow, would you like to buy this tin of hotdogs?
( mutster101 fell over,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:29,
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I'll take the empty tin*fills tin*
ahh, that's better
(ahh, that's better
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:32,
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*takes tin back*now, would you like to buy this tin of... *looks* i'm not entirely sure?
( mutster101 fell over,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:33,
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O_omaybe you could sell it as a face cream :D
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:48,
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are you suggesting i sell your issue as a face cream?hmmmm....
*tests on animals*
*profits*
(*tests on animals*
*profits*
mutster101 fell over,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:18,
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THAT IS AN INSULT TO MY GOOD NAME!I'd expect 12pence and 2 and half cocktail sticks at least.
( mutster101 fell over,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:34,
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You drive a hard bargain sir!Although I see it now appears to be filled with something else. I retract my original offer.
(,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:36,
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yes, but i still have the hotdogsi'll do them for three cocktail sticks and a slap round the face... that's my final offer.
( mutster101 fell over,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:39,
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that'll be two slaps now then...i meant i'd slap you round the face
*slap*
*slap*
*hands over hotdogs*
(*slap*
*slap*
*hands over hotdogs*
mutster101 fell over,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:41,
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Factual and concise.This deserves my first woo of the day.
....and a click.
*Forwards your post to David Attenborough for further analyisis
(....and a click.
*Forwards your post to David Attenborough for further analyisis
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:30,
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i have been away looking at perspective animation tutorials.i didn't understand them, i wander back and have learnt everything there is to know about dinosaurs in 30 seconds. can you please write me a perspective animation tutorial.
thankyou.
also, love the stammers.
(thankyou.
also, love the stammers.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:37,
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I really learned something today/Kyle
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:38,
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I started out as a stupid willy headbut after reading this, not only do I love dinosaurs but also sceince.
I wonder if, one day, you may be able to cure my indifference towards magnets?
*clicks*
p.s. I love you
(I wonder if, one day, you may be able to cure my indifference towards magnets?
*clicks*
p.s. I love you
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:11,
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haha, I am now much better informedclick
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:56,
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According to black and white 50's B movies:Dinosaurs look like iguanas and baby crocs with shit glued on them, and they live on other planets reachable by stock footage of V2 rockets.
( Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1,
Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:02,
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