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Hello boys!

Click image for ridiculously wallpaper-sized and 84kb ruin.

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)

Scary thing

I hope not to have nightmares :P

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)

Previously for the terminally odd....

On stage
Phwooar
Wow

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)

OMG

I know.. this is going to be a troubled night for me...

(cite) I'M BLIND !!! OMG I'M BLIND !!!(/cite)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)

My work here is done

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)

Christ no

Terrifying (and nicely done)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)

A paper bag and the job's a goodun

(Don't ask me why I'm obsessed with doing these. I don't think I want to know...)

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)

ahhhahhah.

Which Ecclestone is this?

Had it been Christopher the results would have been considerably sexier.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)

Bernie

him of the 5 foot height and repulsive visage and curious ideas about what makes a "sport".

fucking nice legs though.

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)

*checks wikipedia*

..born October 28, 1930 near Bungay, Suffolk, England.

Heh. Bungay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)

hehe

never knew that. figures.

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)

could be an ozzy or a bono.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:37, archived)

*eeep* *eeep* *eeep*

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)

he's just like a turtle

but without the shell, obviously.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)

Really?

It seems the other way round. (like a turtle, but without the sqeeshy bits)

(The If has remembered this site., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 2:45, archived)

awww...

poor thing :(

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)

Put

it out of it's misery, man!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

there's an epidemic of them, man!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)

they'll go extinct for sure!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)

Poor things

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)

Nice

I wonder who is able to turn it upside-down

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

aww

poor mite

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Milkman Dan, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)

Thats lovely

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)

Tickle its tummy!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)

Haha!

This is great.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)

*digs a little deeper*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:44, archived)

Saturday Night Beaver !!!

Sorry for opening a new thread, but I have'nt figured out how to do reply + image

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

pff!

beavertastic!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:43, archived)

Did

somebody say "cunt"?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)

i thought you were only here

for the tits ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

Tits, clits,

other bits, knives, wives, nuns, sluts...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)

heh

knives are about the only item on that list that i would be here for!

edit: sod it, i'm off to bed. 'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)

Filenametastic!

This image is for B3ta. Why would you go to b3ta if you could not see the images? Fuck off to /talk.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

RIS

RIS^6

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)

RRRRRRIIIIIISSSSSS

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)

I feel thick now. But yes, RIS.

Maybe I am thick. I've long suspected such.

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)

There is nothing to get.

It's just silly.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)

om nom nom nom

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)

Sexy!

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in vino veritas, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)

Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom

etc

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

g'day

did you see the pic of yours i tampered with?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:16, archived)

Ooooooh

I did not. Thats ace! Nicely done.

Wish I had the patience.time for animating. I award you prizes.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)

wahahahahhaah

It took me a minute to notice the hand of the girl in the background

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)

She is an accomplished thief.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)

back to the salt mines with her, she's all teeth.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:45, archived)

How About Saturday night ?

Click for bigger (78KB)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

shake it o saviour

woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

hahaha

holy disco night!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

...

"For my next miracle..."

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

Ha!

Dance, Jesus! Dance!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

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Kaiser, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

Awesome =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)

beautiful :)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)

Stay tuned...

Another contraption is coming

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)

ahhhahhhah!

FUCK YEAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:20, archived)

hahahaha!

ah-ah-ah-ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)

THIS BOARD NEEDS MORE JESUS!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)

Justin Hawkins?

heh nicely done!

'dons flares'

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McBadger COW, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)

who?

edit: pfffft at your sig

also: oh yeah, now I see the likeness

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)

he's forgotten already?

lead singer of the darkness and wearer of tight underpants

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)

I just didn't know that that was his name

but I googled it

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

Googled Jesus?

Who is this fabled "Jesus"?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

The guy from the darkness

(thank you google)

but yeah, it does look quite a lot like him.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

who?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)

HARK AT ALL THE PEOPLE PRETENDING NOT TO KNOW WHO JUSTIN HAWKINS IS

You've all got his albums. ADMIT IT.

/Not got a Darkness album but unfortunately knows who Justin Hawkins is anyway blog.

Ninja edit: "pretening" isn't a word

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boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)

I had to check wikipedia to find out what became of them.

Can't handle their party favours, apparently.. wimps

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

ahahahaha

"the soaring falsetto vocals of justin hawkins"

was that written by his mum?

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boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

ahoy! o/

you HAVE to watch this one!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqtk6kKTlDM
:D

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

ahhahhah!

brilliant.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

i just thought it was your cup of tea :)

and there's more of the goodies:
www.youtube.com/user/StSanders
(:

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Kaiser, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

is it supposed to be funny?

hard to imagine anyone taking that seriously

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)

You don't find them funny?

They're rather clever re-dubs..
I like the Clapton one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCzUMjCykn8

because I fucking HATE Clapton

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)

well..

i laughed and cried

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Kaiser, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)

i actually meant i found them funny

i didn't realise they were overdubs, i thought they were supposed to be serious ...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)

the first one i watched was steve vai and his triple neck guitar

and i fell in with both my feet and went WTF?
:)

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Kaiser, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:55, archived)

i was thinking

jon heder in blades of glory myself

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO

WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
COS YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE
AND IF THEY DONT DANCE
THEY AIN'T NO FRIENDS OF MINE

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)

Safety dance?

lol.

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Cae1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

WE CAN GO WHERE WE WANT TO

THERES A PLACE THEY WILL NEVER FIND
AND WE CAN ACT LIKE WE COME FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD
LEAVE THE REAL ONE FAR BEHIND

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

Everybody!

Look at your hands!
(Eeeeh, Look at him go. He's like a little medieval-England ninja.)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:22, archived)

haha. Hahahahahahaha.

hahahahahahahahaha. Beautiful.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:26, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:41, archived)

Henry Winkler?

/relurks

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)

I hope he's wearing fluorescent pink leg-warmers too.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)

looks like whitey is appropriating both disco and jesus.

is nothing sacred?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:46, archived)

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)

is she talking

to something cute, small and fluffy?

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McBadger COW, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)

trying to see

if her breath smells?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)

she sneezed

and is confused as it looks the same as her uncle's "play syrup"

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

hahaha!

my new favourite term ;D

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McBadger COW, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)

hehe

i made it up just now, i've always liked the term "midnight uncle", it conjures all sorts of images

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

The last thing he needs to be worried about

is his breath...

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..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)

I noticed him/her/it

www.b3ta.com/board/7665713

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

come in, come in

mission fail,
over.
(not you him):D

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

He looks like he's about to sneeze

And that his hair is about to crush the world

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)

Is that the hair thinking?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)

reminds me of the 'scary' video recovered from the ship on Event Horizon

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)

where you're going, you won't need eyes.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:30, archived)

Well...

this whole thread has me giggling like a school girl

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)

aawww, sweet!

he thinks he's sneezed out his brain!

edit: i'm off for my tea. later!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

SHE JUST ATE THE LITTLE CREATURE FROM THE POST BELOW

:OOO

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Cae1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

what an unusually cylindrical head

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

meep indeed.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)

Awww =]

Where can I get one?! =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)

I got one off some kid

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)

KANG!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)

Hi foof!

Hope you're better this evening!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)

^_^

indeed.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

\o/

life is good again!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

Blah!

Yay ma'am for you ma'am

what? Me?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)

...normally i forgive people this transgression...

but seriously.

it even says girl in my tag!
lol
^_^
hahaha you ninja.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)

haha!!

indeed.

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McBadger COW, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)

argh!

scary beardy dude!
also: foof, you make me happy. yup.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)

yay!

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)

*hugs*

EDIT
Also:

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)

Yay!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:37, archived)

I love this.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)

hey elvis!

fucking cockoholic

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

hey!

[elvis?]

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)

He has my earrings!

and I want them back!

Woo!

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..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

Ugh

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)

mine aren't quite that big yet...

lol

but i always seem to draw ridiculously sized ears plugs on people...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

ugh

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

...?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

Disgusting

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

gagued ears?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

The last thing anyone should possibly pick to find disgusting about me

should be the holes in my ears! I'd worry more about the extra hole in my cock if I were you! ;)

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..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)

contacts?

or shoppery?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:16, archived)

Contacts!

I consider them eye jewellery, I have quite a few but these are my faves at the mo.

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..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)

niiiiice

i have a few sets - but i have to wear glasses so they kinda lose thier impact..
can't afford prescription coloured contacts!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

Aha, there is a trick!

Get very cheap n nasty 30 day fashion lenses from here then some very high water content 30 day disposable lenses (about £30 for 30 pairs), then splice them together!

Put the prescription one in your palm, add a little lens fluid, float the fashion one on top and let it line up, press the two together with a clean finger, hey presto, 30 day fashion prescription lenses!

They're both so thin they're barely thicker than long wear lenses and you can treat them exactly the same (clean them by hand, fresh fluid, store overnight), tho I wouldn't recommend wearing them for long periods, and I'm sure any optician would happily kill me for condoning such actions, but it really works! ;)

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..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)

*coughs*

www.b3ta.com/board/7665822

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:17, archived)

I've never been told what to call them but most folks I know call them 'flesh tunnels'

I just call them stretched piercings 'cos that's exactly what they are.

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..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)

my stretched piercings-gauges-flesh-tunnels

are only 4's...

*weeps*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)

10mm, 5mm, 2.5mm in each ear,

and 6mm 'elsewhere' ;)

Patience my friend, just take your time, don't rush it and knacker them, keep them neat and tidy and clean, and get nice cheap jewellery from here so it doesn't cost you a fortune working up to your preferred size.

Oh, and a good tip: Mouthwash is an excellent cheap cleaner for piercings and jewellery alike!

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..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)

Aww!

Also:
'Ello you. How're you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

*waves lotses*

i'm ok.
youse?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

A'wight.

Pained but awight. :) What've you been up to, lady?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)

shenanigans!

by which i mean work. lots.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

Fun!

Or not? Heh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

mostly not...

but i'm getting a promotion, a raise, and paid vacation time...

so i'm coping. ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)

Hooray

for those things. :)
Apologies for bad typing I'm using one hand

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

^^not something

you want to admit on b3ta!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

Hahahah

Didn't mean that the way it sounded.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)

awww!

just happened upon this (four months after everybody else, I know):
www.neatorama.com/2007/06/18/dumbo-octopus-is-sticking-its-tongue-out-at-you/

see also: piglet squid

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

squiglet?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

this is most woo

nicely

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

yay for mysterious green things sitting on your hand

looking at you

with it's accusing eyes

it's accusing eyes saying "why, why must it be so" with a little tear leaking out

before it happens, before the horror.

:D

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

mmep.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)

Every Ninja Knows....

The pen is mightier than the sword.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)

KAWAII!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

dude

that's an arrow

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

so?

It's still mightier than a penis.

(ymmit, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 7:21, archived)

Hi there !

Hi all: this is my first post here, I hope you like my falling jesus animation :P

Comments & insults are wellcome.

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)

Hehe

Didn't see it coming, got a mighty smirk from me =P

Have a wooo =]

Bit of a fast sequence, I might add the odd frame with no speech bubble to pad it out.

Otherwise, I like it =]

Welcome to the World you will never leave*

*unless /talk gets a hold of you..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)

^__^ Tnx for the welcome and the wooo too :P

Yup, it's a bit fast, but I wanted to put on the image the same old joke we do "live" in italy: a guy say" this is jesus crucifixed" then will spread theyr arms and perform the joke screaming
"f**ked beaver!!! at the end when it mime the falling... so it is performed fast to capture the attention, I just wanted to reproduce it for the board ;)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

I may do that down the pub

ace pic, basically anyone who comments like the pic so if they dont heap praise on you directly, at least comments give you a warm fuzzy glow inside.

If you dont get a warm fuzzy glow inside, eat a kitten

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)

Yup....

Well I must admit that I'm not very good with english, so be patient if I don't understand all jokes/comments;
By the way I'm sorry for posting such a large image, next time I will go smaller :P

... And I must admit taht I made it big to get attention on my first post.. but I missed the rule about the size... be patient :P

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)

I normally work on an image at a decent size (No more than about 500px wide though)

Then I reduce the size accordingly when I'm done, or at least nearly finished with it.

Don't worry about getting attention, people see what they want to see, B3tans don't pass up a quality picture often =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

bollocks

most of mine are totally ignor.....

oh.

woo the animation btw and i don't say "woo" easily

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

Or cough one up

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)

Heh, no problem

I like that joke =P

Reminds me of a similar one where you spread your arms and turn around on the spot and say "LOOK! JESUS IN A MICROWAVE!"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

waaaahahahahahahah

Jesus in microwave ! I will recycle it tomorrow with my collegues at the office !

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)

Heh

Enjoy =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)

pfft.

good concept
good execution (if you'll pardon the pun)
a bit on the large side - try to hold anims to 250k or less (guideline - not a hard & fast rule)
all in all - nice one
welcome to b3ta - pull up a kitten, shop a chair, you'll never leave, etc etc...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)

hahaha

i didn't see that coming either, genuine arf!

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)

I like this.

Welcome, also. I hope you enjoy your stay. But don't go to /talk. They're not as fun. ;)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)

this ^

now with added mink snacks

'edit' oh yes, and welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave.

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McBadger COW, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)

i want mink snacks!

*wants*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

'gives'

hehe

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McBadger COW, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

that

is lovely

in a very evil kind of way

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

he's very protective of his foods!

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

he reminds me of a cat i had when i was young

he thought he was a dog. if you gave him food he growled if you came near.

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)

/talk is gibberish on steroids

last time I checked

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)

That

scares the shit outa me :¬/

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)

Yeah.. but then again..

You could say the same abou-
BOOOOO!!!!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)

It's very good, but a tad large,

you're not supposed to go over 250kb for an anim.

I'd recommend reducing it's size, literally,
just resize it's dimensions to a bit smaller,
should get it under 250 easily.

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..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)

Your first post

is a well-made and blasphemous animation. I think you'll fit in just fine!

edit: yeah, it's a bit big (joins in reluctantly)

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)

Thats ace

as everyone says, bit big.

General rule, if you keep the width to 280 pixels it can go on the front page and it makes for the right sort of size for the board.
If it has to be bigger its ok, but dont go nuts

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)

excellent first post!

pull up an etc....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

ahhhahhah!

Wonderful.

Pull up a kitten, etc.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

Hahahaha

Hello I like that. I hope you stay :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)

hahahahaha - i knew it!

GG Allin is Jesus!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

heh.

well done, new person.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:20, archived)

Playing with a new way to color. I like it. Crits are very welcome.

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)

You

can't spell "colour".

/crit

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)

Hmm...

all a matter of region, m'dear. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)

GO BACK TO ENGLA ND!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)

I'D LOVE TO!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)

Oh that's just mean =P

I like it, I prefer having thicker lines of colour around edges

I generally emphasise every edge when I'm drawing though, I go a bit overboard...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)

this

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)

^that.

left to their own devices, the yanks will be typing 'kuller' in two generations or fewer.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:11, archived)

nice - awww, he looks kinda embarrassed! cute.

if you use really really small light strokes and build the colour up slowly you can get really even colour with pencils. without the lines showing which way you were colouring

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)

Oh, okay.

Yeah I was getting mad at the True Blue pencil for fucking up his shirt. I was growling at it and muttering mean names. Heheh. I'll remember that for later. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)

it takes an awful lot of patience

but it looks reallynice if you take the time.
keep it very light and soft, in little circular strokes and just go over and over to build up the colour. yup.
also: how're you this evenin'?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)

Hmm.

kay!

I'm alright, me. In a bit of pain, but alright. You?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)

pain? pain isn't good!

m'okay - been super busy and my new shinyness has bled a bit for no apparent reason.
don't remember knocking it, and it doesn't hurt - but has bled. weird.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)

Pain is not fun.

But will pay off according to my guitar teacher. :p
Hmmm...bleeding shinyness? Odd

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

ah- fingers?

yeah, i seem to have knocked new piercing. without noticing. odd.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

I have two weeks to build up calluses, and learn how to hold the pick (I was doing it wrong) and how to strum from my wrist

Oh man.

I guess you oughtta be careful with said shinyness. Is that your only one?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)

s'm only microdermal

i have various others, stretched ear lobes, yadda yadda yadaa...

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

Stretched

like gauged? Or just stretched?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

*winces*

"gauged" roughly means "assessed the size of". NOT "stretched".
"Gauging" does NOT mean "to stretch ones piercings", not matter WHAT the kiddies at school tell you.
but yes, i have sets of 8mm, 4mm and 2mm [0ga, 6ga, 12ga]

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

Hokay

So what's gauging?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)

gaug·ing
1. To measure precisely.
2. To determine the capacity, volume, or contents of.
3. To evaluate or judge: gauge a person's ability.
4. To adapt to a specified measurement.
5. To mix (plaster) in specific proportions.
6. To chip or rub (bricks or stones) to size.

[Middle English, from Old North French

"To gauge" basically means "to measure"
and "a gauge" is a scale of measurement - i.e: the French gauge scale that is commonly used to measure body jewellery sizes.
it DOESN'T mean "to stretch", nor does it mean "tunnes/plugs/other jewellery" i.e: you do not have gauges in your ears. you have jewellery of a certain gauge in you ears. yup.

/rant
*refluffs*
*hugs everyone*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

Awight!

I geddit. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)

yays!

*happies*
now go tell EVERYONE!
*hugs*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:19, archived)

I'd say this too

Although, I always find that when I work this way, my hand smudges the right hand side of my picture and I have to go over it about 3 or 4 times...

I could work around it, but I'm just too lazy ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)

Lazylol!

owowowwwwwwwwwowowowie

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

Nicely done

the arm came out well in the end.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)

a welcome crit

that's really really fucking terrible.

(joeyramoney oily yellow discharge, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 2:04, archived)

My friends

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

that poor girl in the red on the left

she's got a face like a dropped pie

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moohalaa, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)

^this

made me laugh more than i should have

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)

I am in complete agreement with this

that was a funny funny comment.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)

I read that as "chopped pie"

Either way, I shouldn't have laughed.. =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)

dropped pie still tastes good.

but your analogy is delicious.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:07, archived)

I'd

mankify the lot o' them.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)

BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAH

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)

LOL

Yes

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)

Is this a pun?

Who knows?

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)

*spang*

that's for the burning!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

Nasal sex.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

Tardis

nose?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)

haha.

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Cae1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)

That nose

is bigger on the inside than on the outside!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

that took me quite appalingly long

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

Time and Relative Dimensions in...

Someblokesface?

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

Oh NOW I get it

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)

blendface tardisnose?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)

Ok, Who Nose was obviously complicated stuff!

So is this a pun?

God knows.

Stick around for more crapness, I'm working on fuck knows

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)

FUCK NOSE!!!1!!1!11!twelvtyeleven

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)

Nasal sex.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)

nostril buggery

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

Click for bigger (48KB)

Square Bear

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)

domo cube shark

i choose you!

I like these

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)

Go! Tap-Headed Grettiflit!

My B3tamon will slay yours!

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

what the shuddering fuck!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)

^This

and goodnight b3ta!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)

g'night sir

*doffs imaginary cap*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

You'll catch your death.

Here, give it here. Now go on with you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

Tee hee

I've been spending time making up shit about my local councillors

kineticnorth.com/BBCNews/?NewsGUID=9a16ef38-260c-4daa-a335-a747d9947c76

I shall send it to the council and the local paper and see if I can get a response ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

Ooooo

Troublemaker!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)

Oh my!

I live about 5 miles from Haywards Heath, and can confirm it really is as boring as fuck.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

That's great!

Reminds me of The Onion when it was still funny.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)

I like them too

square shark doesn't rhyme as satisfactorily, though. Sharp shark?

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

Stark

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

go, cubeshark, go!

this makes me happy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)

Cube Shark and Square Bear

and their adventures in the... erm....

woods? no. ocean? no. zoo!? erm...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

at your angular animals!

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..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)

at the beach, possibly

where cubeshark teaches square bear to swim underwater

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)

I had a dream that a bear drowned me once.

Twas in a swimming pool though, SO I ENDORSE THIS BEHAVIOUR =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

i had a dream

that a wolf came into my uncle's house and shot us all with a machine gun. didn't freak me out as much as the one where a fox bit my nose off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

*peers over glasses*

veeerry interesting. I would like to hazard a Freudian interpretation of those dreams. I think perhaps you are scared of wolves and foxes.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)

wolves, possibly

but the fox one i put down to being in hospital and medicated out of my gourd

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)

I swear a wolf followed me recently

I was walking home and heard the most vicious barking ever following me down the road.

I believe I mentioned this last night in the paranoia conversation =]

I was so jumpy that night, when a bunny rustled the bush next to me I nearly shat myself...

NOT COOL, SCARY ANIMALS =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)

i think you might have mentioned it

i'm not normally bothered by rabbits, but watership down scared the shit out of me when i was a kid!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

Never seen it

The bunny didn't scare me, it was the loud rustling that made me jump.

Don't a lot of bunnieseseses die in Watership Down? =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)

yes. and a seagull says piss off.

but there's an evil rabbit called woundwort, he's just creepy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)

Ya big jessie.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

Shush you =[

It was a spookyspookfest, and I don't cope well with dogs/dog-like-animals..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)

i'm like that with cats.

kittens are okay, but they grow into cats! they get more evil as they grow, i know this to be true.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)

Kittens are nice, but adult cats can be mean.

My cat hates me, and will make an effort to leave the room when I enter..

EVEN THOUGH I FEED THE BLOODY THING..

I was at my friend's house earlier and his cat nearly bit his toe, and yanked his sock off with his claws just missing his big toe.

They can be meanies =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)

i agree with terry pratchett

cats will only tolerate humans until someone invents a tin opener that can be operated by paws.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)

Too true.

If cats ever had opposable thumbs, they would probably rule the world with an iron paw.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)

they can piss off!

the world shall be MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)

Curses!

I was hoping to invent a giant creature to do my bidding and take over the world for me...

Hopefully, I invent a time machine, sent it back a while, and that invention happens to be you...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

i wasn't invented

i'm pretty sure my parents had sex.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)

ah.

Nothing like a bit of morphine to stimulate the old imagination. Just ask Coleridge. He was a bugger for the laudanum.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

morphine is wonderful stuff!

especially if you're on the gas as well!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)

my friend's dad

was on two bottles of kaolin and morphine a day at one point. Heroin would've been so much easier. And less chalky.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)

kaolin and morphine is rank!

he should have stuck to robitussin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

mmmm....

or Benilyn. Benylin? Whatever. Half a bottle and you're dancing with the pixies in noddyland.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)

*amends shopping list to include benylin*

any messages for the pixies?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)

Ask them

if they've got that little plastic measuring spoon. I can't find it.

*glugs from bottle anyway*

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)

SHARK BOX

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)

haha, I like it

needs more fairy liquid

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)

hairy-lipped squid

is better for the swimming

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)

Now Hans that does dishes is as soft as Jervais...

with my Green Hairy Lipped Squid!

I remember that joke!!

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..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)

yes, me too.

elaborate and very silly it was too. I always used to forget a bit and have to start over: "Oh, I forgot to mention the waiter was called Jervais..."

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

*yarrr*

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

Avast!

Thar be a woo in these here waters

(AshTeamRacing, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

[Patch installed]

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)

hehe

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)

Goodun!

(AshTeamRacing, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)

I was going to animate this...

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)

You're excused of all your chores

until you've animated this fine picture

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)

I ENDORSE THIS COMMENT

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)

motion seconded

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)

awww!

I wish I hadn't said that now... It probably wouldn't add that much hummus to the jpg (flies in from side, pulls out teh fear) so I didn't do it. :-(

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)

but what about surprise?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)

what about it?

*stares into space calmly, not paying attention to anything much*

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vladimir, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

surprise

is a ninja's 3rd greatest weapon... persil colour is the 2nd.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

what about poo on a stick then?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)

The Mutually Assured Destruction weapon

of the ninja world...

...so presumably their last weapon?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

it it is a weapon of the ronin

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

surprise fear

the H-bomb of ninja weaponry

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

What about it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)

ha ha!

what about "Rv" the element best served cold! :-)

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)

that's Nonsense to the right of Surprise, is it not?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)

fear

and surprise, suprise and fear, and a ruthless devotion to the pope.

i'll come in again (because ninjas obviously aren't devoted to jpII

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

lovely

i wonder if the fear makes noise on a nightingale floor

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mongychops, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)

I've been waiting years for this chance

thisisthenews

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

That is awful.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)

Yes, awful news.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

we all have our cross to bear

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

sad news

also, you missed one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

indeed he did

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

In the image gumph?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

i'm not sure the others can be said to be hit

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)

What do you mean?

It's bloody great work!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)

All fixed now

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

Best of the lot.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)

Perhaps I should examine a few more fonts.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)

He'll be sadly missed.

Like Dead Dibnah. And Dead Savage, when he dies.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)

that is

a shame. I raise a glass to a man who knew his musical theatre. The 'have your say' board on the bbc site is currently laying into 'Hannah from London' who typed 'never heard of him'... Tut tut Hannah.

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vladimir, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

rather a stupid thing

to add to a thread in memory of a recently deceased celebrity. Talk about displaying your ignorance.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

that's

what's amusing, they went, 'never heard of him!' to themselves, and then bothered to type it in order to tell the world! Perhaps we should all do this over anything on the internet we've not heard of. Axolotls - never heard of them! etc

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vladimir, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)

internet?

never heard of it

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)

pfft

Wales? Never heard of it

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vladimir, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)

ha!

Profound deafness? Never heard of it.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)

someone blind looking at the end of a pencil?

can't see the point.

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vladimir, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)

pfft

Cows ???
never herd of them!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)

hearing of things?

never heard of it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

or arrogance

It might have been an "I've never heard of him, therefore he can't have been THAT famous, so why are you wasting my time reporting his death?" kind of posting.

Ignorance makes some people feel very superior for some reason.

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somegreybloke, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)

I cannot contain my desire

to agree vehemently with this post any longer
*agrees vehemently*

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vladimir, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)

Farewell, Ned

you will be missed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

crap

shame when you get your news of a passing great from b3ta. TW3 - laid the ground for so many comedy greats.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

Jesus' crucifixion was actually a lot more painful than in the Bible

Saw M3Essential's sauce and had to do this :P

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)

My bum is on your cross!

Look at me! My bum is on your cross!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)

I don;t quite get this.

COuld you explain as you are, after all, Dutch.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:17, archived)

It's a thing Tom Green used to do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)

some things in life are bad...

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

they can really

make you mad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)

other things just make you swear and curse

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)

when you're chewing on life's gristle

don't grumble, give a whistle

edit: alternatively, if you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

And this'll help things turn out for the best.

And...

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

WITH A MELON!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

SPLITTER!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)

S*MPR*N*!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)

Ni!

Ni! Ni!

(McMurphy, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)

lark's tongues, ocelot's spleens, jaguar's earlobes, wolf's nipple chips

get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)

i cut down trees, i wear high heels,

suspenders and a bra

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

I wish I'd been a girlie

Just like my dear papa!!

(AshTeamRacing, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

always look on the bright side of life

dee dum, dee dum dee dum dee dum

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

And there's always one who has to show off

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

FUCK YEA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

I didn't nick the idea from you...

...Oh, yes I did actually.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)

Pffft..I like you honesty

Oh, no, I don't actually

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)

Ok, I didn't then.

Or did I?

Yes. Or no.

Yes.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

ouch

but his toe nails looked pretty

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)

had to be done, eh?

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

ouch!!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

Just playing around

I'd like to do some art in Corel Painter sometime but I can't (or won't) afford it. So I'm testing out OpenCanvas instead. Not as much functionality but it has a nice feel to it and it's far cheaper.

Anyway, I'll share this lady with you.

(spinoza, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

SPINABIFIDA IS NO LAUGHING MATTER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

Hahaha you horrible sod

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)

I always wanted a punk band called Spinabifida.

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Aenesis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)

Is Corel any good nowadays?

Last time I tried it, it was shite - but that was about seven years ago.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

I tried it a few years back

Actually I didn't get the hang of it. But maybe my computer was to too slow to run it properly.
I've seen some really nice art out there which was made in Painter so I assume that it's okay. But expensive.

(spinoza, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)

my tablet came with Painter Essentials 3

never really had a proper play with it tho

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

as far as I can tell ..

.. Painter Essentials is a program which has been deprived of any useful functionality, so I suppose that it would be unfair to judge Painter by that. Like MS Paint or Wordpad, it's just waste of good bytes.

(spinoza, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)

haven't played enough to tell, but that makes sense

i do most of my work in PaintShop Pro, which has served me well for many years. especially those where i actually knew what I was doing :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

Nice!~ But what is the red ear?

we're not yiffing here are we?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)

Oh, we aren't?

*zips back up*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)

i took it to be OMG DEMON HORN

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)

i believe

that's a hairclip

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)

*sighs with relief*

*zips back up*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)

That's fucking woo, that is.

that is.Here have an IGCSW:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)

cor!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)

I was not aware of OpenCanvas,

but I am now.

Woo!
Oh, it's not quite as free as I expected. Still, worth a look.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)

unfortunately

not entirely free...

(spinoza, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

that's gorgeous, good work.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)

proper good that.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

she seems mildly ashamed of something

but she shouldn't be

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

depends

if, for example, she's staring at a picture of Ann Widdecombe and getting the raging horn, chances are she should be

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)

what the...

how did you know what I was doing?

*zips up fly and looks flustered*

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

i didn't

but it's a fairly safe bet that some b3tan or other will be at any given point in time

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)

we are nothing

if not predictable.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)

jessica stevenson?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)

Another variation on the iNinja theme...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

Pfft

Better than most of the iBollocks...

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

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