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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)

Sorry, I think I'm being thick and not getting that one.:(

Damn I’m glad I don’t smoke anymore! I just went into Marks & Sparks and bought loads of saussie rolls
for my guests for tonight. The woman at the checkout counter we asking if I was having a Christmas party
and I told her what I’d got them for.

She then goes on to tell me that she always buys her Christmas stuff in advance as it saves
money and had I tried the bottle of mulled wine they sold as she loved it.

Now I have a feeling that it’s was corporate spiel gone mad! She was wearing a burka!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)

if my hugely athiest family can celebrate christmas why not muslims?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

Well the drinking for a start

followed by her celebrating the wrong day for the second disciple of Mohammed

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)

they love a good drink

honest, they just say they don't.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:07, archived)

because they consider it

to be a sympton of western oppression and heretical

or something

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)

No just I went out with a muslim girl for a long time

I know that Christmas and drinking don't really feature that heavily. Hell getting her to even have a passing aquauntance will lil riverghost was hard enough!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:49, archived)

pffft...

You are now forever L'il riverghost in my head

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

Well just don't make me big riverghost

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

My brother went out with a Muslim Goth for a while.

If you thought Catholics have the monopoly on religious guilt wait until you meet a girl from an orthodox Jordanian family in black lipstick and a corset!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

I went out with a catholic

everytime we had sex she said, "That's it, I';m gonna burn now".

Not very sexy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

i'm so glad

i'm an atheist

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)

s'great

you can celebrate what the hell you want!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

plus

i don't have to waste my sunday mornings being told i'm going to suffer tortures with added brimstone, when i'd rather be at home with a hangover and a fry-up.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

Not all churches are fire and brimstone

Some are more cake and coffee. :)

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)

meh

the cake and coffee ones strike me as not trying hard enough. they're too nice to be taken seriously.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

Blimey, there's no pleasing some

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)

i just have a slight problem

with any organised religion

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)

Fair enough

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)

was that guilt

or a nasty rash?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)

prolly a little of both

shame, cos she was a pretty ace lady

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

You should have been more gentle

;)

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

I was working on commission

for Canestan at the time

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)

If you've got a burka on

Just add black nail varnish, some eyeliner andyou're basically a goth anyway!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)

haha, she wore the full kit when she went home

but when she was here she dressed in corsets and lots of black lace.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

that can be dangerous

linky
:(

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

exactly.

I believe her father was a little more liberal than that.

But apparently her mother would have forced him to disown her at the very least.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)

hugely atheist?

how does one become atheist to a higher level than regular atheism?

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Just Flange, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

join the church of dawkins

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)

Ha! or "brights" as he likes to call them (er..us?) what a tool that man is.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

A lot of people confuse atheism and agnosticism

maybe the hugely is meant to alert us to the fact he knows which one he means. Or maybe his family are all fat as fuck.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

Nothing to get

Just me messing around with stuff and things. No hummus.

You should have shot her. Twice.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)

Loads of Muslims celebrate Christmas

Jesus is a Muslim prophet.

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)

But not Christmas itself

And if your level of commitment goes as far as a burka then comsuming alcohol would most likely be a no no.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)

Some do Christmas for the kids' sake though

and yeah, fair point about the alcohol.

Mmmm...mulled wine...

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)

I'm making some tonight:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

II can't stand the stuff

but I've got some mulled wine air freshner which is very nice

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

*drinks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)

I must have read that wrong

What's the point about being glad you don't smoke anymore? Embassies?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)

Not ciggies:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)

She's right though - the M&S mulled wine is fucking lovely.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

i like stuff

and '80's music

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

That's getting a click from me

Vere nice. Does it come in wallpaper sized?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

Bugger.

No. I'll try to and gaz you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)

^^this^^

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)

thats cool

looks a bit fisheyed :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)

That's 'cos it is!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)

well there you go then!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

You should've said you were in the area

I'd have made you a cuppa.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)

I'll be watching

I have no idea why... i looked at marmots and this was the result

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)

That happened to me the last time I looked at marmots.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)

Marmot is one of those words isn't it.

A bit like Kumquat.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:36, archived)

I didn't think kumquat squad quite worked though

i know what you mean though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:36, archived)

From now on I will exclusively trust marmots will all my crime-fighting needs

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:36, archived)

^this

they couldn't possibly suck as bad as the police

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)

And they have that cuteness factor

so lacking in the average policeman

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)

i don't know

policemen can be cute, especially when they blush if you ask them to show you their helmets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

haha

Do you ask to touch their truncheons too?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

it depends

how pissed i am

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

To be honest, my friend who recently became a copper is much more likely to show you his truncheon when you really don't want him to.

Just ask my friend who woke up with it in his face..
(edit: He's a credit to the force.)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)

there is no wrong time

to be shown a truncheon!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)

We may have to agree to disagree on this

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)

possibly

i'm a little truncheon-happy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

are they here to spread the plague ?

(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)

did you watch QI as well then?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:49, archived)

er no im just a nerd

and had the misfortune off going to school in the Italian alps when i was little

(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)

misfortune?

Skiing to school sounds fab!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

hmmm

would of been if you could ski to the school lol

mind you i suppose i made up for that by going to Ski School too. Ah well.

never did see a live marmot though only there burrows

(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)

Did you know they come in jars?

dirty buggers

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)

mmmm, marmots on toats

i like the way the lid is smiling

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

hehe

me likeie

(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

Cackling cow.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)

The bitch!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)

so it's her fault

evil cow.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)

that would be

mildly irritating

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)

She parked it properly?

Sorry not a driver.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)

She'll be stabnding on the left on the escalator next

bitch

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)

Oooooo that makes me angry.

I'm a fairly placid, humble soul usually but blocking the escalator when I'm hurrying out of the tube is something I have no time for.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:34, archived)

the ones that walk up (or down) and then stop about six steps before the top (or bottom) WHY?

Bastards the lot of em

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

i take my shopping trolley on the escalator

there is a sign saying no prams, but it doesn't say no trolleys.
woo to loopholes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)

i normally take a pram on an escalator

even if there is a sign as i can never be arsed to wait for the lift.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

that's the great thing about england

people may give you dirty looks, but they rarely try to stop you or point out that you're not supposed to be doing something!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

I (still) like to run up down escalators, or down up-ones.

Keeps them in their place. Or something. Should I grow up?

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

it's highly overrated

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:54, archived)

I think that's because they're not from London,

I live in Bristol and I sometimes forget to stand on the right, Because we don't have that rule here. Either that or they're just twats.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)

That's cos you don't have escalators in Bristol

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)

We do! I saw some the other day! Magical things they are.

I think God sent them or something.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:49, archived)

Well I'm from Bristol, I've lived in London two years.

It may take some getting used to at quiet times but at rush hour when everyone else is standing to one side it doesn't take a genius!

It's usually groups of non-english teenagers or clueless american families.

The teenagers I can forgive as they may not read english all that well.

I tend to push through the Americans.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

tell them they have to buy a

"stand on the left" pass. Get them to ask for one at the ticket counter.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

there are signs!

grrr....

I saw some bloke have a go at someone the other day saying, "I'm sorry, I thought six signs up the escalotor was enough, obviously I';m, a bit thick"

Bit more sarcastic than was neccessary, but still...

Plus you'd think people would look and go "Oh, everyon else is standing on the right and walkin g on the left. I wonder why that is"

RANT OVER

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

'xac'ly

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

i normally walk up the stais when i'm in londonium

as no one else does and i have them all to myself.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

Depends what country you're in aktwally:P

/Has been as far as Skeggie blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

i went there once

it is well named.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)

I have that car

Its makes me cry :'(

(Disco_Stu, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

I am liking this series

Is she going to magic a single dirty sock out of the washing machine next?

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

aw, tiger babies

Click for bigger

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:19, archived)

i like that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)

oi get back to fuckin work!

:D you got a new job??

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)

yes

but i'm off sick. unpaid too, the cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)

scrooges!

get a job at my place. What do you do?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)

oh, you know,

stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)

Don't you get statutory sick pay?

I'm off sick too but I have to work from home.

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)

yes, but it's what, £3 a day or something

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

Aye,

Like that.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)

hello stranger

and thanks

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)

do i know you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)

biblically

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)

Awww I'm being eaten alive

aren't they cute.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)

never turn your back on a tiger

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)

but surely it's only fair that they turn on you.

In that case.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)

Never turn a tiger on its back.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:27, archived)

never turn your back

into a tiger

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:29, archived)

never turn back time

never find a way
to take back all the words that hurt you and you'd stay
never reach the stars
never give them to you
never love me love like you used to do

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)

you are cher

aicmfp :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)

dont hate me

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:17, archived)

Still would!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

oof!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)

*spangs*

hehe

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

too clever for my liking.

hehe

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)

Ahhhh!

* New pants required

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:17, archived)

Well, I certainly didn't see that coming

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

Eeek!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:19, archived)

i like that

and the kittens ok too

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:19, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:19, archived)

tee hee

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

fuck!

*chokes on twix*

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fross Read your email on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)

Johnnies!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)

Hahahaha

Hello BIlly!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

hehehe

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

hahahaha

WOO!

i love this, in a non sexual way.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

what is this 'non-sexual' of which you speak?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

it is when a man b3tan gets an court injunction telling him he must not ride the japanese subway

at school home time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)

Hahahahaaaaa!

*claps and glees*
Triffic!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)

Found them ¬

www.b3ta.com/board/7858999

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)

Quite special

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Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

hahahahaha!

joe-rex...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

Hah!

Jimmy hats!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

We can see one's called Joe

but what's his Mates name?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

oof!

*spangs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:19, archived)

Aha!

I see what you did there...

His name is ribbed for pleasure.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)

aceness

i love you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:19, archived)

yaya

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)

Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)

Bar Humbug

(teasus likes tea, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

Ha!

Nicely =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

Aceage!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

heheh

mine's an eggnog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

arf!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

There used to be a cocktail chain

called this.

It was nice but very expensive.

www.barcrawl.co.uk/pubreview.asp?CityId=7&PubId=2

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

nice

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

Sorry I have to TJ

Someone who stayed about two weeks ago left their Panasonic 3CCD digital Camcorder in my safe.
They haven't called, or emailed. So what do peeps think the acceptable time period is before I declare it mine?:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

1.974 weeks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

You forgot to carry to 8:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

never

that's theft

if you know who they are, contact them. if not hand it in to the cops
after 3 months it's yours legally

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

I don't thing, I know it was put there a couple of weeks ago

But I'm buggered if I know who's it is!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

then do the decent thing and report it as lost property

if the true owner doesn't claim it, it's yours, all nice and legal

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

Ah the Official Lost Property Department of Planet Earth!

Sheesh anyone would think I'd just mugged a granny and dry humped her!

Someone left an old digicam here and haven't claimed it yet.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

and the evidence is on the camera

thats just how life works.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)

^ this

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

The time it takes to say "Yoink!" aloud. Try it.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

Trys...

YOINK!

Yup.. I feel better and I now have a camara!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

6 months

then you can legally declare it yours.

it will, however, be obsolete by that time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)

Hahaha obselete?!

It's 2 meg:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

i have a sony HDD camcorder

it takes 1MP still images but the video work is excellent.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

i assume you have their booking details or similar

do the decent thing get in touch with them.
check the thing for any saucy stuff first to confirm identity.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

Can't remember.

I get some many people putting stuff like that in there. I just discovered it and vaguely remember it being from 2-3 weeks back.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

fair do's

but what about the saucy stuff, was there any saucy stuff?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)

Hehehe

Don't think that he thought hasn't crossed my mind. Or if they do claim it leave them a nice knob shot to remind them of their time in the UK:D

Better still! Waiting til I find out who's it is and then doing that with audio saying hey [insert correct lass's name here] as you asked here's something to remind you of England. You always said your boyfriend was sadly lacking'.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)

Yeah that would work

But anyway, you might as well use it until you're asked for it back.

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

shit!

i missed this and posted similar thing above!
woo!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)

This might make life easier...

For £4.99 you can buy the 10 tabbed version that includes Jewish, Sikh, Hindu and Bhuddist festivals

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WOLF .™, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

what is 'winterval'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

i have no idea

seemingly a PC name so as not to offend anyone,
except it offends me and everyone else i imagine

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WOLF .™, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

nope

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

It's actually a Daily Mail 'scandal'

that was based on 0% of fact - it was a winter shopping campaign in Birmingham about 5 years ago I believe.

Doesn't stop the nutters who write for the Daily Mail running the story every chuffing year.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

exactly

Mail readers are angry, so the paper has to make up a scandal for them to be angry about.

It's just sad when otherwise rational people fall for it.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

That's scandalous!

I'm angry at the Daily Mail now.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)

Write them a letter!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)

The pen is mightier than the sword

After all, it is language that separates us from the beasts.

Thus:

Dear sir,
I feel I must take issue with the unnecessary scandalous overtones occasionally detectable in your esteemed publication.

It displeases me to see your journalistic standards lowered in such a fashion, surely you are above such low-brow tabloid behaviour?

Yours

Brig. Fridgeignton Freezerous-Smythe (Retired.)

And I shall address it to "Cunts, London".

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

1998 oops

but what's a few years between outraged of tunbridge well's

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

I don't wiki

I rely on that amorphous blob between my ears...

YES, MY NOSE HAR DE HAR HAR HAR :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

Are you coming to Manchester?

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

Yes/No/Maybe!

I'll let you know! Sorry I can't be more specific :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

It certainly was

They renamed Christmas to Winterval so as not to offend anyone. They didn't count on those pesky Christians though did they? Who would have thought of that ethnic minority having a go in Birmingham!

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

The 'PC-gone-mad' brigade

decided to rebrand Festivus.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

Linford Christiemas

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WOLF .™, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

wrong

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterval

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

I know

It was an attempt at humour...

christ!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

Ahhhh

ok, sorry.

Caught you up in the raft of knee-jerkery.

My apologies.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

what is 'festivus'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

It's a Seinfeld joke

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)

I'm Festivus!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)

i'm festivus

and so's my wife!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

A collective term for the various religious and non-religiious festivals over the winter

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterval

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

some p.c twattery

concocted by morons who don't want to unintentionally offend anyone even slightly different to themselves.
pussies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

nuh-huh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterval

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

yep, that's what i was saying

why can't they leave individual holidays alone, instead of lumping them all together with some stupid tree-hugging name?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)

Because it is quite a mouthful to say

'come to our store for all your Winter solstice, Yule, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Day, Christmas, Advent and Boxing Day needs.'

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

fuck 'em.

we've called it christmas for years. if they don't like it, tough.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:58, archived)

I'm sure that's a sensible marketing strategy.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

it is.

people will always spend their money in a shop that acts like it doesn't need customers.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

Can someone tell this theory to my boss please?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)

just point out to him

that all the upmarket shops have really snotty staff that make you feel apologetic for even setting foot in there, but they're all raking it in!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)

Fuck it

if they want to lump everything together into one 3 month long holiday, why the hell not?

Daily Mail readers are a bunch of cocks.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)

if we were getting a 3-month holiday

believe me, i wouldn't be complaining!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

a promotional campaign to help Birmingham businesses 10 years ago

that was nothing to do with de-secularising Christmas.

/QI blog

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

yeh! like a homosexual manic depressive knows anything.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWKy4RHf5tQ

factual tv ftw.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:01, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

What about Kwaanza?

nice pic

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

Didn't that go oyut of business

like Pirate Bay?

Or did it go legit like Napster?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

In danger of becoming an EvilScary clone, but...

I'm having fun learning.

Last one - then I'll try and be original.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)

doop doo doo dee doo..

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)

peaskate!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)

Oh you're asking for it now!

*shakes fist*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

*waggles*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

How uncouth!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

Haha!

Skatey pea man! =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

woo-pea!

reminds me of a young tim curry...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

hahahaha!

i'm singing the title and chuckling like a mad man

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

Wahey!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

My first attempt at animation in Imageready

(Acemandoo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)

yay for sprites!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)

inominavel.no.sapo.pt/7uP-logo.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

hahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)

Micot!

how are you?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

unwell and unhappy

but i'm enjoying being back here, albeit briefly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

well done

it's a bit fiddly to get used to
but once you've understood that it's basically photoshop layers moving around, it's relatively easy to use

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

says you.

i can't make it work.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

save a photoshop document

with all the frames of your animation as different layers
(or different moving bits as separate layers, if you see what i mean)
'jump' to imageready
and make a load of frames with the relevant layers visible in the relevant order. set the frame speeds
and voila

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

alternatively

do all that but export to ulead gif animator 5 numpty version and off you go.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

ah but

i've already got imageready

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)

This all sounds like Mornington Crescent to me

or the 'football league'

/has no shopping skills at all.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

me too

and flash and gimp and who knows what else, can't work any of them.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

Yus, but you get the transparency in IR

You can save time and space that way =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

i get all that in ulead for numpties too.

i think.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

Ah, Imageready!

cheeky pea from last night

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

It's all about the layers! =]

AND THE ILLUSION OF MOVEMENT!

I have to do all my stuff in photoshop and imageready, it's fiddly, but works once you get the hang of it =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)

Where have you been?

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

at work

my new job has no internet access at all

the only reason i'm here is that i have a stomach bug

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

*wipes monitor with pine fresh dettol.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

~~pine fresh dettol~~ cock

_{Thanks. I'm here all week.}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

I'll make your hole~~Thanks. I'm here all~~ Week

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

*licks gstq's ear*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

lower

go lower

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)

How is the new job?

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

good, as it happens

it's just a shame the commute is so long
i shall be looking for something a bit closer/better paid in the new year

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

Due to the size of the characters...

I would like to present you with a really small ^woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)

Hurrah!

(

FoldsFive, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)

I bet he's called Dave

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)

We're all called Dave.

(

FoldsFive, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

Your my wife now dave.

(

Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

When news collides

with some other news

story | my not recently updated newsmash gallery | horses

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)

Husband Storing

I want to click this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)

^this

take them out when you're feeling horny, stuff 'em back with the christmas pressies and old shoes when you're done!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)

Hello there little old lady...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

hey, i'm not that little!

hello :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)

auto response

sorry

:D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

not so much auto response

as auto chorlton and the wheelies response! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

how do you know these things?

I'm Death

sorry, HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?

no, I'm DEATH you idiot

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

COWER NOW, BRIEF MORTAL,

FOR I AM DEATH, 'GAINST WHOM NO LOCK WILL HOLD NOR FASTENED PORTAL BAR, HERE TO TAKE MY TALLY ON THIS NIGHT OF KINGS.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:03, archived)

Hahahaha!

I thought you'd changed the picture but you haven't!

THERE ARE NO CANOEISTS IN THAT PICTURE! KEEP FUCKING LOOKING! Hahahaha!
BBC mongers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:23, archived)

Look closer!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

Loch Awe

Awe.. that's nice...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

Ha ha ha

*clicks paddling help*

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)

special offer

(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

oh no!

a tesco value post made me chortle!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

that's one of the signs

of the apocalypse, isn't it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

*quietly hides quartet of horsemen in drawer*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

that must be

one huge drawer!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)

I like the Scots

A total of 20 coastguards, five police officers and a number of local volunteers took part in shoreline searches that were hampered by snow and fog.
A spokesman for Clyde Coastguard said the search had probably cost about £6,000

If this was done in England it would have cost millions

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)

As its panto season soon...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)

awww!

they so cyoot!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)

Aw, they're so cute when they're little.

woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)

Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Bashful and Grumpy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)

Would.

So would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

Have a pantomine Dane!
BEHIND YOU!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)

Pfffttt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)

aawww!

they're like a pack of fun-sized mars bar heads!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)

deary me!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)

excellent work

mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/worf.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/worf2.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/worf3.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/worf4.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/worf5.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/worf6.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/worf7.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)

these are all ace

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)

ta!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

;)

CFB

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)

Shirley not klingfilm?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)

I see it as a tribute to Christo,

the artist

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)

I'd buy it

Click for bigger (95KB)

(honeybadgerofbasra, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)

Made me lol in the library.

Sorry... Learning base

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Hokerou, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)

The Daily Star newspaper said she was definitely alive the other day

How can they be so sure? It made me wonder if they were actually the ones who had kidnapped her.
I mean, it hasn't half sold a lot of papers...

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)

They call it 'creative journalism'

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)

It says a lot

that I wouldn't actually be very surprised.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:10, archived)

Maybe

they've got a list of middle class children to abduct, in the event of slow news days..

EDIT: Why on earth do you read the Star??

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)

tabs are ace

as long as you put your cynical gland on hold they're the best read on any given sunday

(

gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)

I saw that too

I don't read the Daily Star though, just saw the headlines passing the stand

(

It was the front page headline as I was walking past petrol station

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)

Lo fella

You wanna gaz me your adress again as I have a rather lully bottle of wine waiting here for ya. Just need to find something safe to send it in.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:16, archived)

send it in this . . .

*points to mouth*
ha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:17, archived)

*downs*

Thanks for that advice:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

Is that Ollie Reed?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)

Could it be that...

(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)

Pfffttt...

Lovely job Mr 2 heads!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)

HAHAHAHA! Genius!

I like the way your mind works - top stuff! :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)

How it really happened!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

thoretta christened a new shirt of mine just after she was born.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)

A b3tian in the making:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)

did you have any joy looking for jobs?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)

I wasn't aware I was looking for one:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)

oh, it must have been someone else then.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

Just a quick question?

What does "Gaz me ito have" mean?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)

Well,

when a boy and girl b3tan ~~love~~ fancy each other very much...

(

^ This ^

Thanks...

v & that v

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)

it's mongolian for "i want sex with"

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)

It means only two people in as many weeks have noticed the typo:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)

I saw it a bit ago

I just don't care enough about you to point it out, I think it's because we missed out on vital bonding time when we were young and you ignorantly ate a bad Blackpudlian takeaway

(

Pfffttt...

* Nice one RG

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:17, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)

contant oozing

will it ever end...?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)

hahahahaha

WOO!

*and a nice bit of cash just before christmas for you as well, ;D*

[edit]the all details?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahaha, am still waiting ;)

edit/ fixed

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)

Thank you, your to kind

* I have never registered with any of these though?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)

nice wobble Mr Wobbly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)

and it's good to see you happy Mr Happy!

* noon

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)

oooh thats a nice gif that is

fact.

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)

so none of them ever had your details to lose!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)

most woo

indeed

\slight rearrangement of "the" and "all" may be needed
fixed now! sorry to be a pedant, just a bit good to be spoiled by that! nicely done...

(prostheses, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)

ah bugger! you're right!

/two ticks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)

Ah the all satirical stylings of Mr Architect

hurrah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)

wonderful

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I got my "sorry we gave all your details away" letter last week.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)

^this^

Woo to pic!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)

I wish I had your details . . .

I'd PROPER stalk you then . . .
knives and everything!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)

woo

great

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)

Ha hah

Who gave you the monopoly on all the funnies?

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Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)

And a "BOOM BOOM" to you too Basil..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:34, archived)

basil ate too much cranberry sauce!

greedy foxer.

(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)

LOL..

he was too fat to run away..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)

CUNTING FUCKING SHIT WANKERS!

\standard response to fox hunting types

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)

Woooo...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)

* Picks himself off the floor *

I thought that said BOO! for a second!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)

that's great

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)

I wanna adopt it

...and have it live in my house, preying on the mices under the floor.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)

That's rather nice...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)

Ooh, cute

Lovely

/relurk

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)

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