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# ah the juxtaposition....
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(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)
# that's a mighty fine coat
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Mmm. Roomy
I just bought a box of Christmas Sugar Cookies for a dollar! I'm gonna be sick in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)
# the coat apparently
was an experiment in trying to reduce the amount of sound distortion in a studio..back...then, sometime.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:47, archived)
# now take it off cos you're bleeding all over it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)
# oooh.....
masochism
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:55, archived)
# FOR A WEE-EEK OR TWO.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I'm trying to write an essay...


I doubt that doing this will help me write it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:28, archived)
#
That's sexual!
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:31, archived)
# In
What way?
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:32, archived)
# As in
just finished!
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:36, archived)
# the filename is
cnutbrdrsuk7
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Accurate
I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:42, archived)
# oooh
subtle :)

"It's easy [to recognise] when you know how it's done..."
(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I haven't done
Teh Quo for ages. Too late in the day for originality =)
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)
# They should help you
get through your essay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)
# that
ipod poser. pffft.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:38, archived)
# I thought that using teh quo
and Ipods would be a fresh approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:40, archived)
# whats
teh quo?
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Like cheese

But cheesier.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:46, archived)
# Rick Parfitt and Francis Rossi of the band Status Quo.
 
specifically, that photo of them - a long, long-rolling bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:46, archived)
# ahh..yes..
this child is in for it then...

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:51, archived)
# as if genetics hadn't dealt a cruel enough blow already!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:52, archived)
# haha, scarred for life.


p.s., people will complain if you link to images from non image hosting sites.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:55, archived)
# roger
that. ipod silhouettes are masterfully teh quo, oui non?
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Don't cross the memes
This is what happens...
It's awful, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:47, archived)
# You made
me LOL. But now I'm upset again because I just wrote lol. Back to Radiohead and self-harming then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:50, archived)
# You lolled?
OMG!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:53, archived)
# ISWYDT
^
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:57, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:51, archived)
# YAY
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:53, archived)
# gah,
you tricked me into clicking!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Meh
Anytime is a good time for horses!


That doesn't sound quite like I thought it would.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:59, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:59, archived)
# I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Or maybe it was all these damn Christmas Sugar Cookies for a dollar I just ate!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:01, archived)
# I'm totally confused!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:42, archived)
#
pfft.

You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:59, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:11, archived)
# *Laughs*
*Clicks*
*Laughs again*
*Tries to click again*
*Gets killed by giant 'no-more-clicking-monster'*
(McMurphy, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 5:54, archived)
# crossing memes is fun
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)
# very funny
just when i thought everything had been done with them
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Koandaaaaa

CFB

Just a quickie ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:10, archived)
# It took a while
for me to work out what you had done, top shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:11, archived)
# He's a cutie :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:12, archived)
# yay!
Needs a shadow from the left ear, maybe.
(if you drew those highlights in)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Ooh bugger, thanks, forgot about that one =S
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Tell him to fuck off!
The unappreciative git!

BTW Have you had a haircut yet? You look like a girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:22, archived)
# I had a hair cut in july to cut off 2 feet of my hair.
You're lucky you didn't see me before then, I looked like a right babe.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)
# heheh, I do appreciate it.
i'm just in a picky mood, and Mr. P. seems to like attention to detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I sure do =]
Although, I missed out the blood smears on my latest animation, but that was because I was fucking bored and tired..

Thanks for the heads up though =]

It's subtle, but there now =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Spanish Moccasin
I'm not sure why that phrase came to my head, but it did. Sounds like a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Will it be
eucalyptus, bamboo or both for supper ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)
# he's scratching his ass on that tree.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:41, archived)
# Since I hit the 2000 layer mark
and i'm pretty tired, have a progress thread of my most recent vector


sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:01, archived)
# oof
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)
# HE'S GOT AN ARM OFF!
WOO!
YAY!
G'NITE B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)
# FOOOK THAHHHS ACE.
FILESIZE THOUGH, CNUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)
# cor!
how long has it taken so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Over the past 3 days,
Roughly 8-10 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:06, archived)
# worth the effort
is it done in illustrator?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Yes, this
I dread to think of the mess doing this in photoshop would create
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Photoshop
and no mess, everything is as tidy as a bean!
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Kudos
I hate tracing in photoshop, always found it monstrously long-winded :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Perhaps
that's where the 8-10 hours came from then!

When I first started i thought it was going to be an easy job, alas, 3 days on i'm nowhere near finishing
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Haha. worth it though
It's *very* shiny
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Magpie?
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Of course, I'm a girl
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I still don't understand it
are you meant to use shape layers?
Otherwise, it doesn't stay scalable without lots of messing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Yeah, using the pen tool creates shapes rather than layers
to be fair, I only used it twice before I got into illustrator. Much easier once you get used to it
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Xara was awesome when I tried it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Ooh thas pretty
gradient meshes and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:26, archived)
# It didn't support gradient meshes.
It does feathered edges nicely though, it's very fast.

edit: big version here:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/roadsterbig.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Looks really smooth
i shall have to check it out.

EDIT: Blimey, thats lovely
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Depends
on the size of the original image, you can get away with a lot. Obviously they are not true vector layers in photoshop until converted.
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Christy.
Have a houpla for your skillzorz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:06, archived)
# [...

[insert suitable expression of awe]
[insert suitable sarcastic comment]
[insert suitable comment to contradict sarcastic comment, and re-establish expression of awe]
[add woo/yay/houpla!]

There's a job in it for you somewhere, methinks.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Mine below is better*
*may contain 101% lies. This is the most woosome thing I have seen in age and I can't wait to see the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)
# That thing
can staple my papers anytime . . . great work !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Cocking hell!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:10, archived)
# The Transformers were a total slight against God.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Woo!
I wish I had your attention span, that's amazing.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:43, archived)
# It's seams o'clock and I have to be up early!

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:59, archived)
# a family comedy without the comedy?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Ghastly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Pirate


First Illustrator 'work' ever. His name is Mango.
(Rumbug Don't mind me. I'm Procrasturbating., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Yarrr!
Is he hoping to avoid scurvy by force of name alone?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:56, archived)
# He is!
At least. Now he is.
(Rumbug Don't mind me. I'm Procrasturbating., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:59, archived)
# arrg it's a pirate!
He's after my bootee
(Rumbug Don't mind me. I'm Procrasturbating., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)
# MANGO!

MANGO!!!
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:58, archived)
# they're the elephants of the sea-h-hea!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Error terwat0000011
Rumbug has replied to self. See Rumbug's reply to self for further information about this error.
(Rumbug Don't mind me. I'm Procrasturbating., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)
# *stern glances*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
# erm..
err.. what is stern glances?
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)
# For such a monstrously poor joke :)
It's ok, I dont mean them seriously
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)
# aahh..
english is not my native language!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Ahh
Then blimey, you do well!

I shan't confuse you in the future, promises :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:20, archived)
# jubiiii!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:21, archived)
# HURRAY more illustrator bods
Woo. He looks pointy
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Nesting with the crows . . . aye ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Where else?
Can't have the man with two eye patches at the wheel!

:)
(Rumbug Don't mind me. I'm Procrasturbating., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)
#
Is he showing us a pube?
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Sure.
Why not?
(Rumbug Don't mind me. I'm Procrasturbating., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Preparing to do Battle with the one eyed trouser snake....


I've be unable to knock one out since they moved in....
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:35, archived)
# lefty.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Double Hander
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)
# lol
one on the microscope... and the other on the tweezers
ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Ho HO!
Touché!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:47, archived)
# the only way to go
in my humble oppinion
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)
# Naughty monkeys...
If he's been a very naughty monkey
You must be very strict
Take you naughty monkey out
And spank him 'til he's sick
(Veni Vidi Lurki had attitude constipation on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:50, archived)
# pffft!
 
now that is a quality first post.
Nau mai, haere mai.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:53, archived)
# this /\
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] might aav bin done before?
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(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)
# text on a picture!
/ac

no, it's quite good, woo
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:27, archived)
#

This new one has made no major mistakes! Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)
# phew
eee.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Damn!
These guys are HARD!

*steals their wench*
*adds to wench collection*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Fast and 4rious:
Doncaster Drift
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)
# You might be now,
but soon enough it'll be toffee dinosaurs on looping escalators made of brie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Those were the best times.
I wish I had more time and less kids/wife in order to just get ripped to the fucking gills like the old days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)
# hmm.
tasty.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)
# wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)
# haha!
edit: and welcome to the new personnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Oh my. how woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:32, archived)
# aaand this^
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:35, archived)
# WOW! Were you the original person to make this?
I've had it stored in a picture file on my computer for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)
# yup!
did i post a big one 'cause i lost the original?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:56, archived)
# ....just like the ones i used to snort....
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)
# while
the nostrils glisten
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)
# braincells
go missin'
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)
# minus ten for spelling errors.
but i like toap, so continue.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:53, archived)
# ..wait for it..
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)
# o_o
nicely, you raised a hefty lol out of me there!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)
# haha! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)
# ...
... AHahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha
*10 point fra pølsemanden*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:23, archived)
# DarkNeville.
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)
# i love happy endings
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)
# a tribute...
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:27, archived)
# haha!!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# not seen that one
it is good, and the neville's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:32, archived)
# SACRE MERDE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:56, archived)
# I thought monkey
was 'Sange'

i kight just be making that up though

(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)
# I have not snorted ale out of my nostrals for quite some time
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)
# pff
I wasn't expecting that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Part 2


Click for bigger (95KB)
More to come!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# ...
www.limpfish.com/starwars/
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# haha.
That had me giggling like a loon. Some epic editing there, the timing is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)
# i enjoy this
and it's always good to see someone use a different softwares than the usual. even pivot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes! She will do
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)
# yes.
keep the cheese in the family
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)
# ha
my name's Luke and my dad's Darth Vader,
He flys me round and he'd bummed James Spader.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)
# teehee
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)
# It went that way...
...officer.

I should read one of those optimisation guide fings.



Made it on my cameraraphone in 1 mins and 3 weeks trying to make it less than 250k
(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Optimisation is annoying
but it keeps us folk happy, so well done making the effort

Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Merci
for the wooage.

I was feeling sad, so I came to b3ta for a cheerup. I am much upcheered!
(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# whoosh!
subliminal advertising pig
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# shh
if people notice, I might get in trubble. i should spray paint the piggy
(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# scan lines are your friend
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# haha I'm not sure what's going on
but woo!!

and woo for this sort of thing!

pearoasting whore that I yam
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I never eat that last bit either
does no one eat that last bit?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# i'll have it
if you don't want it
/greedy
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# phew
thought I had OCD for a while there

'rearranges tins meticulously'

ooh last roast, promise


oops, sorry I linked to the cfb, fixed now!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# ace. *cough* optimisation
mumble mumble..
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)
# self-eating toast
worst of all the toats
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:57, archived)
# cheeky pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)
# oink!
zenwebhosting
zenwebhosting
zenwebhosting
zenwebhosting
zenwebhosting
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# well
maybe....


*gets concerned*
Does it matter that it is an advertising piggy?

also, LIES! there is no oink.
(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)
# not to me, i was merely reading what it says
i got bored when nothing changed after five times.

all pigs oink!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:20, archived)
# There's a game hidden within!
Where is the spoon?
(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:23, archived)
# glasspig!
strangely, that sounds like a swearword. still pretty woo, though.
also, g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# noight!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)
# woo!
now make it dance!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Because of the problem, I must enter a subject.
Maybe later, it's late, and I have sore arms and wet hair.
(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I aint gettin down no chimney fool!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(flying techno squirrel living the dream " in a coma", Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# A santa like this
would make Christmas better.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekkekekekeke
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# it's slightly large for a still photo.
people try to keep them below 50k, whilst yours is three times that size. your best bet to reduce the size is to simply reduce the size, but probably best to have a read off the faq for any more help.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# ha ha.
usually best if images (except animations) are under about 50k on here, though
if you saved the jpg at lower quality, you'd easily get it under that, and no one would notice the difference
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# piiiiooown!!
cheers for the tip big ears..
(flying techno squirrel living the dream " in a coma", Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Got Milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I like your stuff Neville
but I wonder how much I'd like to have you as a flat mate...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I think I'd be quite fun
Although I would drink all the tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# you'd probably draw on the walls
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# hahahah
you don't half make me smile.

you make me TOTALLY smile, hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# *autoclicked*
by the new "the neville auto-clicking mouse", from jml
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# *bonces*
We love teh Neville!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# crazy person!
that's why i likes your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Valium is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# hahah christ
oi the neville, connor wanted a link to the "hide behind this vase" one but I couldn't find it seeing how glassco.cx is famously borked and no one's fixed it yet. care to help a brother out?

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# that'd be this
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10750/1196287210/behindavase.gif
that would!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# spasibo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# See that Neville?
Thats you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I want to be on you
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)
# ohmycod
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:50, archived)
# *spaaaaaaaaaang*
With a hint of *groan*.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:50, archived)
# *puts on spanging gloves*
Ready for it...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Haha
He sure put him in his plaice!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I think the fish was crossing,
to get to the other tide.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:55, archived)
# It'd have to be quick
the cars were turbot powered!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# hahahaha
great timing :D

Edit: what's all this friend-making fan thing about? has peace broken out all over b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Hahaha, as if
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Noooo!
*spang spang spang*

I'm going to go now :P
I need to do history work before I go to the other now I visit during my sleeps.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)
# ready.....ready......
*SPANG!*

now you asked for that one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)
# ....
*SPANG*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:53, archived)
# SPANGALANGALANGALANGUHguhguhguhguh
guhguhguhguy
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:54, archived)
# *mouth to mouth*
BREATHE DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)
# GAYLORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Well duh...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:58, archived)
# *pretends to be unconscious just a little while longer*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:54, archived)
# hehe
i could eat a cow right now just to get the milk
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahaahaha
Agha, it all begins again tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)
# urrrrrrrrgh
*thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)
# aaaaarrrrggghhh
very nice.

*gets frying pan*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Ha!
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:58, archived)
# laffing my bass off!
(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# nice word, and nice pic
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Eeek!
I, for one, welcome our new Ikea overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)
# "An early to bed kind of girl"...
Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# We'll see...
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Good lord
*fears*

For they are utterly foul
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# i like
all ikea food. even the chairs
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Åléøn Spaasêshïpp™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# * by Sigur Ros
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Oh great, now I'm in the mood for some Icelandic post rock.. AGAIN.
Thanks =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Video set in Iceland
on a forlorn hillside under an overcast sky.
With downs children homosexual boys violence and a few angels.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# You have just summed up every Sigur Rós video ever made
Absolutely perfectly too.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Without even hearing the song you just know from the first few seconds aha this is a Sigur Ros video.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:49, archived)
# on the subject of moosik
cowboy trance man

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# phw
oar
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Hmm...
why do I feel like I've seen that video before?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:48, archived)
# here's your
fp. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:48, archived)
# G'night
*pockets 5 pounds*
Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:50, archived)
# aren't they always playing rugby or something
as well?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Football
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# haha
!! funnies.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:55, archived)
# jæs,
its fråm sajbårspæjz
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Aaargh!
*tears off skin in fit of fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Oh Ambassador
you are spoiling us with Sven Goran Errikson's testicles on a plate. ( yes, he needed that many for his harem ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# haha *probes*
Haven't rolled this one out for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# remembers those fondly
or was it that I fondled them? Meh, whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)
# *fondles memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Haha!
Awesome! Truly inspired =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Why thangyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I used to eat those Svedish Meatballs.
When I ate meat.


I hope that thing doesn't come near my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
#
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbum.jsp?PhotoAlbumId=6349339070
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Excuse me sir
but could I borrow your username and password...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Im not
signed in?

Didnt think you had to be!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:50, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)
# cor!
those look mighty braw, have lots of gravy with them
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:48, archived)
# A meaty invasion?
*chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:50, archived)
# *nudge-nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)
# the terrahawks
have concealed themselves IN MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:50, archived)
# WIP of 'Day In The Life of a Freshman' for the school paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)
# hurrah, someone who isn't a fucking tool posted something :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Hahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Good to see you're nice and chipper this evening sir =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)
# yes..just back from watchin' the hoops! :)

this is me feeling a little bit more cheerier than I have been lately..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *dances like a loon*
That should cheer you up!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# and then you went and ruined it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# by saying something stupid like
"do you come here often?"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# at least I'm consistent
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)
# by doing something stupid
like explode you...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I was once in a Bus lost in the Netherlands.
that was an experience, a many hours later we were through Germany and nearing the Czech Republic... oh joys.

edit: 'a many' cor, I knows my englishz
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
#
sounds...interesting...heh

And how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I'm most content this evening thank you, moments away from a book and a bed.
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Oooh sounds lovely.
I'm aces, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# excellent, have a good evening.
Night B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Night night, friend.
Sweet dreams. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)
# at least if you get lost in britain, you can't easily stray out of the country
*celebrates island mentality*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I don't know, I spent 3 years in Wales...
it can get pretty scary even on this little isle.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# You can.
You'll just get a bit wet. And possibly drowned.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# People without hands get badly bullied in today's educational establishments...
It's tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)
# ha.
every school has a bit that is the netherlands
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# ha ha
it's funny cos it's stairs... they hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Yepp
they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# * cries
holds head
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Poor thing.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Haha!
I always seem to fall up stairs rather than down :s

ace pic!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Same here, hahah



Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Luckily, our school never had awkward steps or lockers.
It did have the Netherlands though
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# No steps or lockers?
How did you get to the second and third floors? And store your coats, backpacks, and books?

Lucky you, with your Netherlands, though. xp

How's you also?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:47, archived)
# We only had 2 floors in some areas, and the steps weren't that awkward
And we stored our coats on our backs, our backpacks on our backs, and our books in our backpacks =]

That's what they are for, silly.

I am fine thankee, MIGHTY BORED THOUGH.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Oh wow!
I think I envy you. We have three floors, two buildings, and fucking LOADS of stairs! :'[

I wouldn't know they were for that, cos I have a locker *coughandamessengerbagcough* silly.

MIGHTY BORED? OH NOES!
I'm good, also a bit bored. Not mightily though. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I have a messenger bag, but only for carrying my laptop.
Also, it's not mine, it's my brothers.

So it's much cooler =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:55, archived)
# You'd think it was cooler...
...but what you don't know is that mine. Is. Checkerboard!!!!!!


/rudegirl moment
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Mine is from toothpastefordinner.com
*wins forever*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Hahah
Oh my god! Are you for cereal? That's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# I have the same on a t-shirt
It's the "The floor is made of lava!" one.

It rawks
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# That
does rawk. I have Mindless Self Indulgence shirt. That rawks, too. So *mnerh*

xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Im B3tarded and need a little help
* sorry if this is the wrong board to post this, but the peoples on the talk coard said that you lot may be able to help me out, please dont shout at me :) *

I was wondering if any of you could help me out. My little brother recently graduated from uni, and his only pics in the full swanky graduation clothes, complete with funky hat, were taken on a shit camera with bad lighting....and also taken by a slightly proud (i.e. tipsy ) dad.
I have photoshop, but am clueless as to what to do to improve the images and help make them all betters ( I know photoshop wont cure everything).
Any nudges in the right direction or links to tutorials would be greatly appreciated.
I kneel before you Mighty Users of Photoshop...........

Ta muchlyness :)


PS. I know this isnt a 'question and answer' session, but I made a promise I quite obviously can't keep :) and will reimburse anyone who helps with a box of jaffa cakes or if your vegetarian, jammie dodgers.
(L.T. Smash Humungous fail since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:33, archived)
# haha. /talk sent you here for a bumming.
And on a Tusday. Those scamps.

Edit:/ add curve adjustment layers and brightnes/contrast adjustment layers. Just google adjustment layers and jpeg post-processing for tutorials. Too many words to explain here on the picture board.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Talk aren't involved with the artistic side, just the community side.
It's only sensible these questions are asked here.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Post them on here
I'm sure there's plenty of people waiting to help.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahaahahahhhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:36, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# not that much you can do,
filters and unsharp mask may at least help, worth a look at autolevelling too which is ctrl+a I believe, other than that and a few minor adjustments there really isn't that much that's available as an option.

Stage a fake one.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Ctrl+Shift+L, I think, for Auto Levels.

A retake might not be a bad idea actually, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)
# you are right, ctrl +a is select all
MMMMNNNGGG haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# but shirly you are wrong.
Photoshop is the best post-processing tool on the planet as long as you use adjustment layers instead of trying to doctor the original image.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Filters is where it's at.
Imagine how great the Turin Shroud would be with a bit of Plastic Wrap.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# I thought that was using the 12th century
muslin-wrap filter? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:51, archived)
# oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I suggest you build a
delorian and go back and make your Pa drink orange juice :o)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
skill0rz!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Christ
it's b3ta mong and spaz night, all rolled in to one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:36, archived)
# *checks B3ta calendar*
Bah! There isn't one being organised near where I live!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)
# be nice b3ta.
zank did it too, and he knows better.

sorry i can't help and goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:36, archived)
# yeah burt he's an Aussie and just being a twat hoping for a response.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)
# brrrrr chilly ain't it


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:36, archived)
# That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# just arsing about with motion tweens :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:41, archived)
# That, geeze is absolutely ace
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:41, archived)
# I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Not at all
But I love your little man.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# arf! *^.^*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Damn
I've just realised that looks smutty.
It wasn't meant that way. Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Haha, wink wink!
I bet you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:47, archived)
# that leaves me in awe!
or maybe it just blows me away.

super stuff!
(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# B3tards
I suggest this one doesn't get a bumming because s/he is so polite.

Mr Bumfish post the picture on here. You may be able to get help but then again you may find that the picture gets altered in a way that you might not like.
Either way it's worth a try.

Make sure the image is under 50kb though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)
# "you may find that the picture gets altered in a way that you might not like."
Ya think?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# What a spoilsport, eh? ;)
If you want some music on the site, send me some and I'll put it on your page.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Well, it's a stab in the dark
it's a stab in the dark;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:41, archived)
# We can be helpful
it is truue
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Post them here, we'll see what we can do
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)
# If only there was a website
that let you search for the information you needed on the internet.

www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-gb&q=photoshop+tutorial

Although, in truth, if the photos are shit to start with then photoshop isn't going to do much. You might be able to fix some bad lighting, or straighten and crop badly framed pictures, but you can't polish a turd so to speak. Well, you can't polish it much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I'm going to prove that you can.
...actually, I'm not going to try.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I'm not saying that it's impossible to take a shit photograph
and make it into something wonderful in photoshop, but generally speaking you need a decent source image to get a decent result.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I meant about polishing shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Have fun
with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:48, archived)
# *fears the thought of another jaffa cake*
I'm not really a photoshop wizard, but I figure if you link to the pictures, people might be able to help you out, as it depends on the quality and so on of the original image.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# yeah, best have a jammie dodger then

adapted from someone else's pic, way back in history [edit: bloop's fleshlight, to be specific]
i blame /talk entirely for all this, you know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:49, archived)
# I remember this!
I also still fear it, greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Post the pics here and we'll see what we can do! :)
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Post the pic - I'll do something to it.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# can't really post an image
its not a pic of me and tbh i know enough to draw a magenta cock on his head anyway :)

Seriously,thanks for the help though :)

P.S. If anyone really wants to then I have the pics on my bebo site and you can download them if you message me

///awaits crank messages ///
(L.T. Smash Humungous fail since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:43, archived)
# might as well
Here is a link....Im too much of a mong to even shrink the picture size ..... Hence the asking for help :)

www.b3tards.com/u/88bce8a92f00f9e799a5/cnv00036.jpg

// * do i really know what I'm letting myself in for * //

(L.T. Smash Humungous fail since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)
# you are having a giraffe fella
There is not enough digital data to save there. It's too poor a capture to do more than highten the contrast, warm up and add a slight unsharp mask. It would look better but it's never going to gain pixel data. Best to paint it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# that's where you are wrong ;)

I just did done a good job on it so der
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Not much better
www.b3tards.com/u/66d0ac74d2a7df9023c9/grad01_edited.jpg

I used Adobe Photoshop Album Starter edition - free to download and has an "autofix" function that clears up pics (a bit)
(Abuscruffy, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)
# oh hai guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# well hallo thar
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# for reference, new people
don't do ^ this...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# But how come
the old hands don't get the same treatment to n00bs when doing ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:30, archived)
# feel free to launch into him
if you're so inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I dont mind n00bs
It's natural to not completley understand the way things work when you first join a place like this.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:36, archived)
# because B3ta is a cliquey community full of back patting and chivalry with regards to assumed class.
break the cycle, by being a cunt to everyone or being lovely to everyone, alternatively grab a hammer and find a raleigh.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:33, archived)
# ^ This
have a happy, oversized, first EVER brian.


(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)
# cliques

more complicated answer: because we know the people who know what they're doing, and that they're not going to do this kind of thing all the time.
same reason your mates can call you a cunt, whereas someone random in the street would be ill-advised to
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Yes, yes, hello
I'm going for a brew.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I think you should have tue
sday

/edit:god I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I made one
coffee, with a tasty flavour shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Minty fresh. Have you been chewing

?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# The fields of Norfolk, you say?
I always wondered where they all came from.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Goes well with
pork lamb swords.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# thooper!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# That made me chuckle.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
#
creationwiki.org/Main_Page
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Auh-yup!
Gawds wuk guhs hon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# If I wasn't at work, I'd edit a few pages.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:24, archived)
# I once changed every single "snakes" in the entry for "snakes on a plane" to "snaxe"
it took me ages, but it took them even longer to remove it all :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha
genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:26, archived)
# absloootly
brint.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Yay!
Howdy Zank!
Mind if I pea?

Click for biggar!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# If we're peaing...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# I remember this :)
It made me chuckle.
Howdy sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Evening squire.
How are things?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Pretty good tonight :)
In a good mood because I got a B+ in my english exam (consisting of a B and an A-)
And I got a VERY high C in maths (two marks below a B!)
So I'm pretty chuffed with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Good for you!
I managed to get an A* overall in English lit, and an A in Lang, which is amazing considering I pissed around all year.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)
# This was Language,
I haven't got my Clit paper back.
Yes, I spent two weeks referring to it was "English Clit"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Top notch grades there
Alaways hated english.. more of a science (read: blow stuff up) man myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I'm failing that.
I took the wrong course! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I failed physics.
But that's only because my physics teacher was incredibly boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Ohhhh
The card opens the wrong way!
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# I've had that card.
It's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I expect she was just laughing at the size,
it was fine when I had her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Reminds me of:
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)
# dammit
over a half hour later, and i'm STILL singing this in my head.
dammit
DAMMIT
DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:28, archived)
# YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:29, archived)
# FUCKING FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNTING BOLLOCK!
i lost..
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Arf!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# NO!
*never drinks milk again*

Hehe that's woosome
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# and, to think
there was all that craze for 'royal jelly' a while back
i think we know where that comes from now
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:18, archived)
# *buys case of those cards*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# top colour!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Woo!
Click the image!! Go on, click it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# no-hands would kick his arse!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Nah
Clive is the planetary guardian!
He litter picks too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Tha's woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)
# You are so funny
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# will you write my agent?
he doesnt think i am and it has stalled my standup carreer!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# More like runny.
He's made of hunny.

In the shape of a bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# time to go to bed
"they've" arrived

no offense mr frappa :) *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# dont mind me
im just stirring!
im going thru a minimalist phase
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)
# stir away sir stir away
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# i was
but i broke my wooden spoon and Dr D has my spare!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# nyum nyum nyum
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Aaaaaand....
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Atom problems
(devilstick, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# niiice
sorry TJ, I've just been told I am to be an uncle

Still not sure if this is good or bad news as my brother is pretty young

'edit' cheers all, you are all very fluffy and have made me feel good about this
'hands out celebration cake'

and sorry for taking attention away from this woo post
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Congratulations!
Lets hope it'll work out.
And lets also hope he doesn't have the starey eyes of Brandow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# aye, cheers guv
he's only 17 1/2 though :s
I just feel he's going to miss out on alot, but then having a child is quite a beautiful thing
Gaaah
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Mm, I know what you mean.
My friend's cousin is 16 and pregnant + engaged.
It's mad.
Her sister's also a mother at 18.
I can see it falling apart very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Sounds intense
I felt more happy than anything else when I found out, but we'll soon see eh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Yeah :)
In fairness, 17 "and a half" makes him sounds SO MUCH younger, I don't even know how mature the guy is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# he looks after me when we go out drinking
but everybody's different, it just seems a tad soon to me
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Well in the end, it's his decision,
and if he thinks he's ready, then fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)
# He may well miss out on a bit
but on the other hand, his kid'll be out of school and moved out of the house before he's even thinking about forty.

Lucky bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# this is very true : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Don't want to be morbid
but... me & my missus lost a baby recently, age means nothing as long as you love the little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that
and thanks, you are of course right : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# :o) still trying
hard, real hard... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I'm really sorry to hear about that.
I hope you'll be blessed with kids soon

Me & Mrs Heffrey have been blessed a few too many times, methinks. Want some?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# nah
I have my canoe disappearance plan to attend to ;0) I'm free this weekend though!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)
# If you're a guy
then it's pretty good.
If you were a girl, on the other hand, being called an uncle wouldn't be a very nice thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# How young?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# 17 last June
he's been with her a year, they were being careful (I'm told) and they got told tonight after 4 tests
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Well I hope it works out
If they are both sensible it should be OK.

Many people not so long ago had babies in their teens. It was the norm. My parent were. They had 6 all planned. Money was in short supply but a child doesn't really need designer clothes and expensive toys. It just needs love affection and consistency.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# ^this
well said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I'm 40 next year
And I need love, affection and cake. And consistency, I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Well cake needs consistency, so it still counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Cake consistently
Is better than cake once in a while.
Why be shy about that?

Edit: Upon paying closer attention to what you said, let me welcome you early to the "other side". Being over 40's not so bad, except the warranty on all your moving parts expires.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:16, archived)
# The parts are moving alright.
South.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:23, archived)
# So long as you keep 'em moving...
then all is right with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:27, archived)
# and
Reebok, and Nike. And Nokia. And Sony and Nintendo and Xbox. The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Ooh! Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Neices/nephews fucking rock!
will bring untold joy into your life, look after them and everrrrthing be ok
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# was he raped?
I was raped often when young. Despite my protestations she still took advantage of me. It was difficult too, I had to run like fuck to make it there and back to school at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# bloody
sports teachers...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# it's good news
because it's not you! sit back, relax, feed the child sugary treats and send it home hyper to the parents.
then laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Bear in mind that you get to be that crazy cool uncle.
If it's your kid, you have to pretend to be sensible.

If it's just in your family, you can go fucking mental =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# haha!
craazy uncle badger

I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# i'm the cool auntie/cousin
they all love me till they get to about 22, then they get all sensible and my hard work is destroyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)
# This ^ in spades
It's the very best part of being an uncle.

That and buying them loud pressies for Christmas and birthdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# my nephew is autistic with ADHD
i bought him a drum kit.

oh, how we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# You are my hero!
Have my children!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)
# would
but can't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Not even for the weekend?
Me and the missus could really stand for a getaway!

but seriously, if I understand what I think you're getting at, I'm sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:30, archived)
# don't be
i never wanted any :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:34, archived)
# cog rants
if you feel it warrants that
otherwise, well, i'm sure it'll all work out well in the end
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# I let out a little groan/sigh then.
And I think part of me died
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Badum...







(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
#





...tish
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# *Rummages in draw for king-size pan*
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# yay for the little negative buggers
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# LEPTON!
I May have just near literally pissed myself laughing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# haaar!
haar!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Yay!
Does this mean you're staying?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:24, archived)
# tha dah pends.
pending....
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooo
you are confuscating me with sceince.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# heeeeliuuuuummm
woo
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# *spaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnngggggggg*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Should I *spang* then *groan*?
Or *groan* then *spang*?

Answers on a postcard.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# *spagrangoan*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# My doctor told me to cut down on my *spagrangoaning*
Although the above statement may contain lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# it is better to of spagrangoaned and lost
then never to have spagrangoaned at all
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I believe it was Gandhi...
...that first quoted that.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahahah
SCIENCE©
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)

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