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# Been a while since a while ago...

roodie doodie world
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# You only see those after dark you know..

Bat-Trees

EDIT: Woo though - click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# they mostly come at night...
mostly
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Haha!
Pun-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ouch...
Thank you sir may I have another

(Today, I will mostly be replying in Movie Quotes)
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Movie Quotes with Capital Letters
...no less

Anyway they shouldn't need batt-eries if they've got the Bat-plug.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# woonderful
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha.
That's super (see what I did there)

have this.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Ribbit!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Oooh...
Nice transformation!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# something evil...


www.ironicbbq.co.uk
(Ironic BBQ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# He can't be evil
he has a labial rose on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# First sign of being non-evil, is that.
Now we need to check his armpits for the penile tendrils of benevolence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# You utter loon!
A gorgeous, wonderful person, but a loon, all the same.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# *waggles tendrils* Thank you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# jus read the Barry from Eastenders comment below
I do not agree. When I first saw the picture, the one below that is, I thought you resembled Bill Hicks with... different hair.

I hope you don't take offence at this. I love the man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Mr dbroon,
That is the utterly, utterly highest compliment you could ever have paid me, sir.
To be in any way compared to Bill Hicks, well - I almost feel my life is now complete.
I adore Bill, and had the singular honour of having seen him a couple of times live in Brighton.

I think I need a lie down now.

*grins inanely*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# "labial rose"?
I'm going to spend days looking for an opportunity to use that in conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Good luck, you may get slapped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Only if it's my lucky day :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Not slapped with a labial flower, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# "slapped with a labial flower"
Now that conjurs up an image or two...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I would like to provide an opposing motion
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That bucket he's carrying has now got a whole new meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# teeHEE!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# haha
took me a while to work out what was happening... here's another from my quentin blake phase

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha books!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# thats 'orrible
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# can they be adjusted to alter the flow
from shower to spray to mist to jet or even soaker, and what about cone, cone is always good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# They only have one choice setting.
You can either have fucking dry, or fucking wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# both can be difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ah, the old classic
9-eyes on our protagonist.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Legless again

My first attempt at this type of animation...with motion blur goodness.
Source
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# ahh
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i hate the kooks.
but i like this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# oh, right
due to my inability to read microscopic text, I was unable to understand what this was about.
I also wouldn't recognise a Kooks album and/or song if it exploded next to my prostate. Well done though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# even if you cant read microscopic text
everyone can see the telltale signs of a ballbag indie 'band' album cover
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# haha
yes, fair point, well made. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# this picture
yes
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# at least this post has a picture

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# fuck those ears in!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# WHACKY!
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# but don't you wish it didn't?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# yes the img src tag was an accident
i intended to post it to my forehead with a stapler instead
SILLY ME
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# GET HIM HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# That is
creepy deeky
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Haw, you aint got no legs lieutenant Dan!
If I ever meet him, I'm going to have to tell him he aint got no legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# do you think gary sinise might have similar issues
as richard wilson
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I hope so.
Then I could shout 'WHA YOU RUNNIN LIEUTENANT DAN, YOU AINT GOT NO LEGS!' as I ran away
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# and "I LOVE YOU LIEUTENANT DAN!"
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Yes, just really really piss him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
behind Reg Hollis' eyes lies the unflinching violence of a killer
(likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Odd
Odd
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# oh good
I can't post pictures!
whoopee
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# fuck off davesticky
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
how retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# fail
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Moo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# twatface
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# needs more picture
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# What an hilarious observation
time for Magic!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ged don bey
TEXT FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Coke/monitor interference
*pffft*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# OH MY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# hehehe
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Cock
off!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hello sailor!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Li'L Hitler!
He's such a scamp!
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# But where are the other two?
*Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hello mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# 1girl1sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# There's something about that 50's style that I really really like
even when it's a little girl eating shit on bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I love Shitella.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# office pissage
Edit: I'm going to have to hide this post I think. I'm worried about bursting a blood vessel.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha that is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That face creeps me out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Upchuck
That turns my stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# that'll be this, then:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# FALE
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# happy lolidays
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue313/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *looks at clock*
*looks at Rob*



My word, you're keen. Are you off somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# yes
taking son out for tea
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Oh now that's lovely, that is.
Have fun.


Edit: whomwhomwhom *reads other peoples minddiaries too*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Sticky Buns!
You must have sticky buns!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Not if he showers first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Son + sticky buns
= Jacko?

ew.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Bad Hairy!
That was a confectionary related comment.

No supper for you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hazzar!
have jam and scones and a pot of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# back in the cupboard once he's had a cuppa then?
I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# First
firstpost!firstpost!firstpost!

thanks btw
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Wow
It's friday again already!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Yey...

Wins! www.b3ta.com/board/8020441
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# If I had any work, I would stop doing it now
As it is, I shall stop persuing brightly coloured tights and get reading
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# 'ning miss
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# 'lo
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# 'sup dude?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# My blood pressure and my scrabble score ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Whee!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I want a hidden camera like the one in the Student Cooker video.
It must make the cameraman invisible too!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# For J Peasemould Gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# JAYPEEGEE!
Oh tis beautiful. I'm going to keep it for porns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Use me, baby...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# oh, what a sexy sexy sexy man
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Ooh, ooh, now do Agent Smith.
:D

And Neo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Cor!
Looks like Black Francis
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Nicely
and noisely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Bless You Sir!
I literally just nipped across the road to get a sarnie!

You are too fast!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Barry
from Eastenders
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Woiuld you mind holding this for a moment?
*hands grenade with the pin removed*

Barry from Eastenders, indeed *grumble* *grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# clumsy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
best ever friday chuckle

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hehehe
Down boy!
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
that caused a coffee/monitor interface situation!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I just blasted cola out of my nose because of you!!!
:D WYH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Thank you
For bringing to life this internet age old picture.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# even i think this is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Didn't see that one coming ;)
as did they
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
superb. head dobbers always make me think of the "famous" mugatu/4dam drawing...b3ta burns some odd things into ones mind.
(prostheses, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ooooh dear,
I'm slightly ashamed to laugh, but hey, that took effort to make that happen, so I'm clickin! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# whoops
now do one where a web designer explodes because his site looks fine on all mac browsers, but borked on PC

then fixes the pc version, for it to be borked on mac
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Oh, mate....
Has it screwed up *again*?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Conditional comments...
You want these. HTML, CSS and stuff that only Internet Explorer will see!

(Is perfectly valid HTML too, so Tim Berners Lee won't beat you up or anything either.)
(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# pfft
dobber
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# [super herb!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# You fucker - I can't stop laughing.
I literally have tears rolling down my cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I like the fact the one with the helmet is vaguely oblivious to the chaos in front of her :D
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Oh my God!
Hahahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Does anyone use it?

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I use Flickr, which is owned by them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I use an abacus.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I use BA Baracus.
Take TWO big black men into the shower?


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# only in prison
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Killjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# if you're after a spit roast, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Wait, you're doing it wrong!


I should be working in this project, but 'meh' has overtaken me for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Hmm
Tanks for that

(I'll get my coat)
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Yay!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# lol
i like this. it makes me laughings.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Pirafeelon


Not terribly good, but I couldn't think of anything else :D

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I like this
I like you and I like pretty panties


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Top grooming!

hello Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Yippee :D
I like you too!
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Yeah yeah
We all like you...


NOW SHOW US YOUR PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# He can afford to be smug with bait like that!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# he's a master baiter :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha
a smug onanist!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# As requested. I'm getting quicker at these, getting more adventurous too, more stylized...
getting more adventurous too more stylized...

Bigger 200Kish

As ever I'll probably still be fiddling with it a while yet particularly the eye detail got that now I think but will upload any newer versions over this post. Cheers.

*edit* Updated at 3:35/4:15 corrected left hairline/4:40/5:05 on this one suddenly noticed what a lopsided beard he had!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# WALKEN!
WALKENWALKENWALKEN!

Oh how I adore him and his silly voice.


This is exceptional. Truckload of woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# He scares the crap out of me
Woo to the pic though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Oh I love him, he's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oh, no arguments there
But if ever there was a person to make me hide behind the sofa, it's him
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hehehehe!
You haven't seen me yet, sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# that is amazing
how long did it take you?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Started it at 9am this morning
went at quite a pace, 'cos I feel more like I know what I'm doing now, so much less 'try it and see' than I've been using before.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# how are you making these?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Using a graphics tablet and photoshop. I take a picture from online, blow it up to at least double size and put the original by the side,
Take colour samples from the 'middle shade' of each area and draw over the blown up version on a higher layer with background block colours, which is the boring bit, then from then on it's basically 'scribble and blur' for a few hours using the original as a guide to put in the details, but not slavishly, in places I just do whatever feels right or looks good, and keep going till it gets fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# That sounds like how I try to do these things
Yet my attempts aren't anywhere as good as yours!
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Absolutely fantastic.
Amazing, mate.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# that's the best wallpaper i've ever seen*
* since visiting my gran

excellent work though, the hair and the lines on his face impress me the most :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# now that's good
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I actually just (almost) yelled
"GOOD GOD!" at that. VERY woo.
Photoshop? Corel?
Love.
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Photoshop
Still work to be done on it, just noticed for instance that the top of the hair isn't dipping into the background very convincingly -updated version now does, but this has become a habit now, I post it, then notice something, go 'Oh bugger' and go back into photoshop with it, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Sweet motherfucking cock-fairies in a basket
that is incredible. I love it. I have saved it and I intend on printing it out and distributing hanging it in my room.

Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Nothing would make me happier than if folks were hanging these in their rooms!
But if I were you I would give it till tomorrow, I tend to fiddle with 'em for quite a while after the initial post, tho I guess it could be fun to take a version now and do a comparison!

Anyhoo, I'm taking a tea/resty-hand break for a while now, so it'll be a few before I do any updates...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# wicked skillorz!
where are my PVC clad monkeys?

WOOYAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# That is totally Hatstand!!!
Woo Yay Houpla Panowie, and...and...and....

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Egg cellent!
Smashingly egg cellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Heavens to Murgatroyd
Absolutely spiffing.
W/Y/H/P
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# absolutely superb :)
and thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:24, archived)
# I thought it was Derren Brown for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Stone the bleedin' crows
That is magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# what?
ooh ahh!
this is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# this is totally awesome!
W/Y/H/P!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# tax server crashes


Blog and Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# :D hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
PFI-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *snorfle*
Woo :D
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha. Woo.
I thought of you when I saw this had happened. Thought it would be grist to your mill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hahahaha
they think he's got a pet maggot!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# You just made me remember those giant maggots in the original Dr Who
They scared the crap out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# peasmugroast


(perkusfux, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Heh I love this
Particularly unncessary car destruction!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ^ What he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# This ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# cor… thanks!
(perkusfux, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Yes, I likes the car going
BOOM as well :D
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# NO FRENCH BREADY TREATS FOR YOU.
GERROFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i loves smug bastard !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# he hates you though, thinks you're a cunt
how you doing today?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# good, you ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# am now...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Hybrid crucifiction/electric chair!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# This is a miracle, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# it appears so...
he's not earthed!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Jesus hasn't got an Earth?
Not as great as he's cracked up to be, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# The meek inherited it
Ceasar got the money
Jesus was forsaken and got nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# pfft
Edit: I feel a song coming on

"Hang the bastard, hang him high
hoist him up into the sky
and when his body starts jerkin we'll know
That it's the end of him (It's the end of him)
It's the end of him
and the eeeend of the shooooooooow"

eyethangyewangunnite
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hang the diety!
Hang the diety
Hang the diety

Burn down the churches, hang the blessed diety
Cos the sermons they constantly say
They say nothing to me about my life
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Mosessey is a depressing cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# bindun but nowhere near as well
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] a cylon. next to a pylon. next to the nile.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# But....
Why isn't he weering nylon?
(Jokel, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# he's wearing a special version of nylon
it's a nile pylon cylon so mashing the words makes a dodgy filename.

erm. why am i defending teh fielname anyway?
*gives up and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha :oD
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# ARF!
Very good!
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Pretty much finished now.
Ready to be added to the rest of a project.


Click here for full size.

Edit: Scaled down, apologies for size!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Lovely!
I'm especially liking Mr Tapehead.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# mr tapehead really is in need of a croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hehe - good point
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Full size?
You mean that's not full size already?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Very nice
but really quite large. Too large, in fact. Could you optimise it and maybe make a smaller copy to link to the large one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I've scaled it down to 656x342
Are you seeing it? Or are you seeing it full size?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Yeah, it's still saying it's over a 100kb though
maybe my computer's just lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oops, sorry.
Fixing now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# :-) You've no need to be sorry.
You're learning, and that's all alright. Well done for not being mardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Awwwww...
b3ta love-in!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# FUCK
*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# You could at least say please
Now don't stick out that bottom lip at me or I'll bite it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# bottom lip biting ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Some like it, some will punch you in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i find a headbutt does the job quicker
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# try Rohypnol
it's easier on the 'cracked skull' side of things, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# true, but I would have to keep a small capsule hidden in my lip
which would only be released upon biting.

Although, it's not altogether a bad thing if it's otherwise released. Makes missing out foreplay acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Missing out foreplay
is never acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# not even during date-rape?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Not even
You're raping the poor love, at least give her a bit of lip service.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# You wouldn't dare.
You can't reach anyway, I'm shorter than you. You'll have to chestbutt me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I think you'd probably win that fight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I think I would.
But what a way to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# 0_0
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# :D
If I ever HAVE to suffocate, make sure Monica Belucci is sat on my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hrrr
she's very.... talented.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Aye, she is that.
Not that I care. She could be on the dole for all I care. Yiff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I only meant she had big boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# That was half of my argument as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# never punch somwone in the face who is biting your lip
Sun Tzu, that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Erm....... neb as in nebby = nosy?
WTF?! editing in an entire post!?

I would never bite him, the poor bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# i was trying to type never and hit enter before i'd finished
i just hoped no-one would notice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# thats grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Do a radiohead...
5) Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# fab :)

now learn how to optimise yer images ;P

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/speakerheadman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Haha sorry, I'm a bit crap with HTML
And lazily posted up the full size jobby. It should hopefully be fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# nice
i like speaker head
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# he's got quite a marvin the paranoid android look to him
'I think you ought to know i'm feeling very depresed'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I used to have a telly like that!
These are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# what projects that then
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

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