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more honesty in marketing, that's what I say..

length? Pah - nothing exceeds like
excess.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

Ahahaha

*clicks* for you

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

Suitably hatstand, I approve!

;)

*edit* zoom up and down with your vertical scroll tab for extra effect..

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

wow!

I hadn't noticed that - they stand still.
the universe is at it again....

oh. now they're moving.
:@ o

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blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

I just noticed that too

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

Bigger!!!

That image is almost as big as its carbon footprint.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

Hahaha!

We have a winner!!
*click*

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ClanSoul, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

\o/

Very nice :D

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

[w/y/h!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

My eyes hurt because of you

Scalliwag!

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rjmrjm, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

Very good

apart from the slight astronomical inaccuracies.

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

this isn't finished... but i like it already.

coming soon: the entirety of New Hope in 2 minutes made out of card

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

are you going to a fancy dress party?

if you're not, why?

it's excellent, really it is, but... if it's not for getting drunk in what's it for?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

no.

it's for a competition. You have to remake a film but in a kind of crappy way.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

that's perfectly excellent reason.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

the attack on the death star sequence

is a combination of model work (made of egg boxes), these x wing costumes running round a park and sets made of sofas and christmas lights.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

To be honest I wouldn't call this crappy.

This is like year 9 art standards, if a kid gave a crap, top stuff.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

i don't know whether to paint it.

on the one hand, it'd look cool painted, but on the other hand.... it's just funny made of boxes

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

I like the "FRAGILE" warning on the back.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

Yeah, I agree.

That is pretty cool, or just humourous.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

the Handle With Care on the front is good

and there's big triangles with exclamation marks on the wings

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

Papier mache.

It's the way of creating a base to paint over without making it big. However, that may make it look good and probably less crappy.

I think it does have a sort of nice thing with it just being boxes too though. Make a death star run with boxes, or is it just a small space you're using, like an alleyway?

EDIT: I mean I suggest papier mache and you probably know that anyway. I'd just do that if I were to paint it, but then it may lose the shape it has.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

you've basically nailed the two options.

i think the plan is to have the tie fighter/x wing dog fights as people running about in the park and the approach to the trench done through model work with a card "x wing view finder" over the top of the camera. We want to recreate the actual shots used in the film...

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

Dock yard? All them crates...

Be sure to really badly match two shots as it passes into the trench and unsuccessfully attempt to hide the join with a laser flash. Then repeat said dodgy moment twice so we can all make sure it was indeed dodgy.

*shot not included on Lucased 'Fcuked about with it' versions.

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

it's a shame sheffield doesn't have a dockyard:(

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

I miss the imperfect versions...

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

are they not on dvd?

I think i've got the originals on dvd.

Not the original originals though, otherwise New Hope would just be called Star Wars

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

I think possibly, I wasn't able to afford them when they were released on the dvd though.

I have taped videos going back to the mid 90s, but then my video sodded up a while back, so I have to work with itv showings of the newer versions.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Play.com does have an 'Original Version as seen in cinemas in '77' version

but it is a bit of a lie, I actually have it on video before anything was done to correct all the problems they had with the tech in the first one, all the garbage matts, bad colour matching, transparencies and 'blurro vision' under the land speeder and such, all still intact, and not evident in this 'original' version, also the sound is very cleaned up, I think it's taken from the early 'Laser Disc' version, but shot for shot it is identical, so not bad.

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

That'll be hard, but not impossible, I imagine.

How about characters in it, like Luke and Darth etc? Will you show the Close ups of them inside, I mean.

I look forward to seeing the result.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

well the actors will be in the x wing and tie costumes

so just them in the costume i think will be good enough.

I'm not sure how to do darth yet. I could either go for the comedy "box on head with angry face drawn on it" or make an actual mask and costume out of card with detail..

i'm tempted by the latter

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

Could do it with the rebels looking even worse than the Imperials.

You could have tie pilots as well, if you want to go into it.

I think a Darth mask would add to it. But it wouldn't take anything away if you didn't want to include it.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

Nah, the joke should be that it's effectively shite

So Kentuky bucket on head (front cut out) with a pair of sunglasses and a builders dust mask underneath, cape made of binbag, maybe a bit of shoulder pads/chest box/marigolds painted black, but not too well done or the joke doesn't work.

Be sure to do lots of hand motions that don't match your dubbing
*points dramatically for some length after sentence ends*

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

yeah, it's a fine line to tread.

I think time will be a factor as well, as there's a deadline.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

I've always had loads of idea for a spoof that I've never seen done,

for instance the fact that Vader in the original couldn't actually move his shoulders, turn his head or raise his arms kinda made him a shite enemy for a sword fight, he should be real easy to beat, just run behind him or get above him, tah dah, like original daleks and stairs, he's fucked!

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

hahaha exactly!!! That light sabre fight with Obi Wan in the original - it looked like he had been sleeping funny for a month

For lack of neck turns, see any Doctor who monster, especially the cybermen in the 80's :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

Yes!

They were all one piece at one stage, from teh head right down to the chest plate, the poor feckers could barely move!

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Fuck my idea go with that.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

paint it

but in the style of a gypsy caravan!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

HELLO SIR!

~~why?~~ why not?

pfft. Says the man with a cone for a nose :P

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The Neville What what what, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

actually I think you're right Nevillington

Ignore my statement, Make things and have fun :D

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

That's my school's motto

Or at least it would be, if I had a school. Damnit, why don't I have a school? I'd be the only person in it, and I could run around the
corridors shouting "I ROOL THE SKOOL"

*adds to list of things to do when I win the ~~lottery~~ daily mail tax*

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The Neville What what what, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

I'd build a lovely looking house then gut it on the inside and turn it all into climbing holds and big crash mats and stuff with an internal area for living, dust free and that.

I'd also buy a super duper car

and change my name by deed poll to "Fantastic McSlacks"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

Hot damn! Although I believe

that last part isn't expensive. DOO ITT! DOOO EEEEEETT! *Arnies*

www.solarisedesign.co.uk/deedpoll.php

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The Neville What what what, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

I applaud you for this brilliance.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

^this with trumpets

and canon fire

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

YES

I rather like this!

you are the guitarist for Guns and Roses AICMFP ; D

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McBadger COW, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

Lovely!

I esp like the helmet! ;)

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

thats ace!!

:)

love your comic pics on the wall :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

My god man!!!

That is time very well spent!! Hurry up and finish it!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

i take it that it isnt your girlfriend taking these pictures

;)

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Victor Meldrew, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

welll ... it is

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

*snort*

That is perhaps the twattiest thing I've ever seen.
Well done!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

That's excellent

But the front end currently looks a bit knob-like. You may want to adjust that slightly.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

Or paint it all magenta.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

it's a problem

because the actual x wings look the same. Just giant cocks!

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

really?

I'm going to have to take a closer look...
EDIT: bloody hell, you're not wrong. My innocent childhood now sullied. Ta.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

haha.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

Its Twoo!!

It's twooo!!

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

What's very woo!

but...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

oh my yes.

with the wings off, it's even more cock

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

I have to ask about the poster on the right!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

which one?

the index of farmyard animals? Bekindrewind? The hulk?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Farm hanimals

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

i think it came out of the guardian a rile back

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

rock and roll!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

3 minutes

A new record! Woot!

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The Neville What what what, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

Now you sound like my ex:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

you read my mind

as above.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

try and increase the
corrugations!
Woo. You idiot.
:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

my wife has made the assumption that you are a student

is she correct?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

yes.

was it the dirty house that gave it away? The beard? Or the young face?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

For me, it would be that sofa and the KFC bucket.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

i'd never been to KFC

until yesterday when i went in and asked for some buckets for a "project".

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

I did exactly the same thing once, to build red Devo hats for a theatre production :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

i think it was the fact that you have enough free time and motivation to make an x-wing costume out of cardboard

to be honest :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

i did it in the afternoon after my exams finished. I've done nothing but work for the last month with no weekends!

And as an architecture student, I work more hours than people with jobs without getting paid!

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

Oh fuck, this is genius.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

KILLERRR.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

Hahahaha

Awesome!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

wakawakawaka i see dead people wakawakawaka

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mongychops, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

heheh

woo! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

Hehehehehe,

brilliant.

(tomsk, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

LOL!

And I have that as a plushy! ;)

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

What is a plushy?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

fuzzy toy

good for mopping up spunk.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

Americanism for fluffy toy, most often used in a similar fashion to how boys toys aren't dolls, they're action figures,

'A limited edition of collectible buffy inspired plushies', for example.

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

Like a furry

but not frightening, deviant and existing on the fringes of society, inflicting their weird ways on the rest of us

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The Neville What what what, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

now thats a welcoming sight !

*clicks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

BIRD!

Actually, I have to go sort my clothes out for tomorrow.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

why ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

I haven't worn a jacket for about a year and last time I got stuff out my morning suit trousers were full of moth holes

I want to be prepared.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

ahh.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

YES! YES! YES YES YES YES!

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)

grand

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

maOfShoes

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Good Afternoon Kittington

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

noon good sir !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

are you well?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

yes and you ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

my first cup of tea of the day.

I'm excellent thanks, we've got a pleasant snow cover.

means getting drunk tonight in Manchester will be interesting regarding getting home haha.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

Nice

And a very fast FP

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Oh, look at that! Bloody favouritism!

that was quick

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

W/Y!

Well done sir!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

wakawakawaka

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

fucking splendid.

I now have sweet corn juice in my
keyboard.
Woo!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

bloody brilliant

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

I like, BUT...

... if they were dead (ie- Pacman had eaten them) then they'd be blue, not coloured. Nyer!

(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

there's always one...

granted, it's usually Micto... but still

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)

<---

Makes no apologies for giving attention to detail. Wakka wakka.

(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)

But they're ghosts

thus dead.

And when pac-man eats them they become slightly deader (but only temporarily)

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Rico, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)

Slightly deader?

Considered a career in the NHS at all?

It still matters, so... wakka wakka wakka

(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

have you played pacman?

what happens when pacman eats a pill? what happens when pacman eats a ghost?

you are afool

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mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

bahahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)

if he came off those pills

he'd be alright

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)

Oh go on then

I don't have a gorram idea what to do for this compo, so I'll just mess about with some splash screens.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

thats clever!

i like that! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

Yay! Noice! :D

Pylonshop, for all your Pylonshopping needs...

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

Woo!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

haha

groan :D

in other news: apple confirm they have demented sense of humour as they release a limited edition michael jackson version of the ipod touch.

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

/waits for pylonshopped images of Itouch-Jackson.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

...

...I think you made that up...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

ehm

1: read www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/ondemand/music-on-demand-thriller-comp.php

2: weep

3: profit

4: touch

unsure if its commercially avaliable, but virgin are doing a compo to win a thriller limited ed. pod touch :)

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

I've entered.

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

who?

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

The competition

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

So have I.

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ClanSoul, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

Pretty and nice. I like that.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

the perfect thing

for this contest! nice one :D

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McBadger COW, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

Bzzzzt

Phili "can only do UK road signs" G

(greetp PhiliG, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

I can't bear to see this

unresponded-to.

keep it up! You'll get there!

maybe try adding a kitten...

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blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

melted face

requests?? gaz me! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

Oooooh, thas nice!

Creepy woo! ;)

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

cheers sir!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

Fucking cool man

But.... BIGGGAAAA plz :P

Plus at least 14kb over the limit... tut

Edit: ahh, mucho better for the eyes

(Golden_guns247, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

thats odd

as its hosted by b3ta...hmmm!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

I'm sure the Rev will send you a ZX81 with a 16k Rampack as compensation

Don't forget the 3kb change

edit: are you viewing b3ta on your mobile phone?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

hahahah

i used to have a zx81 - it was fantastic - with touch sensitive keys :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

My brother did - I had a Speccy and used to chortle at him when halfway through typing in a program, the rampack wobbled and he lost the lot

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

i had a commodore 64

later and that rocked my world! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

yeh so did he and I jealoused at it :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

3KB challenge?

Do tell...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

it was to make a pic

in 3kb or less (actually i thought it was 5kb!) :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

"change"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

Nope

But it was bigger before... then it was resized...

(Golden_guns247, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

Thank fuck

I wouldn't want it to cover more than a quarter of my screen width

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

hehehe

fc.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/033/b/2/melted_face_by_rev_Jesse_C.jpg

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

YES!!!!! :D

That's AMAZING in that size

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

thank you sir

i work at full screen so things often look different small :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

GAH

Horribly fantastic

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

hehehe

thank ya sir!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

It looks like a zombie having a stroke

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

hehehe

it reminded me of a melting witch :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

It's been a while since i've seen any of your horror style stuff.

Awesome. When i'm a big Hollywood movie director i'm getting you to do my poster art.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

woo - now thats something to aspire too! :D

does a little dance!! :D

i've not done a lot of horror recently - been trying a lot of other stuff. not that anyone but me likes it :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

Manley?

/obvious.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

pfffft

it was this girl little-spazstock.deviantart.com/art/Red-Head-14-76047631

:)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

phwor

yes please

(Golden_guns247, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

ooh!

Nasty!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

the original?

or the manip??

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

Well, both, but for entirely different reasons.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)

haha

poor girl :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

Jeremy Beagle

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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

Both paws the same size!?

FAKE!!

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

hahahaah

That's the first thing I looked for too!

Ning hairy bum :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

How did you know my bum was all of the hairy!?

*checks for cameras in the playroom*

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/156164

edit: er, I'm not stalking you or owt - that was your reply to my links post. ahem.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

Oh I see, thank gawd for that!

When I hit puberty I got the hairy arse and legs, but the rest of me stayed hairless as a plucked chicken till late in my 30s! I looked like I was wearing hairy jodhpurs! I must be one of the few guys who was greateful to get a hairy chest and belly just 'cos it balanced things out a tad!

TMI?

*edit* It's OK, I just forgot I posted that, nice vid BTW, tho I feel for the poor victim, whomever it were.

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

Yeh, I pretty much had the same development

Pan's Syndrome I named it

TMI?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

LOL@ Pan's Syndrome!

;)

I play a penny whistle an'all, LOL!

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

Not true.

I'm also greateful you got a hairy belly.

;-)

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

Oh shuddup you...

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

Photos or it's as smooth as Britney's twadge

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

Please be careful what you wish for,

a man with as little shame as I might actually grant them.

and I rather doubt anyone would thank me...

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

GAZ! :)

I would :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

Gay!

Oh. Right.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

Don't you start as well.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

Oh ;(

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

As a football/rugby player on ecstacy...

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm

inbetween renders ;-( Not sure I can get away with a pro job at work. double ;-(

(

Octo I ruin everything., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

I read in the Indy he raised about 10 million for charity

not bad for a dog

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

I also read he only started working to raise money for charity when he got ill

but meh, I liked the man and his "OMGLOLSMALLHAND ROFFLE" wily ways.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

Nothing unusual about that

if you think about it

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

A lot of folks do that, it's a coping mechanism

you can't stop dying (or your partner/offspring), but you can try and help others from the same fate, makes you feel your winning even tho...

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

Coping with the knowledge your are about to have an untimely death

is an awareness no one can really be sure how they will handle, what you just said isn't such a bad thing

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

This isn't what I have read.

As far as I know, he did a lot of work for Leukaemia before he ironically (in hindsight) became ill with it himself.

I hated his television and personally felt that the 'Beadle's About' programmes were offensive and that they cost lives, but as a man, Jeremy did a lot of good, had a really shit time of it over the last few years, but most of all, worked so hard in a career which most people with Poland Syndrome would have considered closed to them.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

Did Beadle's About cost lives?

How? Did someone finally snap and start stabbing fake builders?

(palma shofu Mmm... Weekly free cartoons.. www.palmashofu.co.uk, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

Ken Clements

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

Who is the happy fella behind him?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

tis

Going for Gold mic man and former game for a laugh host Henry of Kelly III.

(

Octo I ruin everything., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

Ah, 'Going for Gold,'

how we cringed

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)

Quality afternoon entertainment :D

Did it used to follow Neighbours?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)

It did I think

and why we were always late to afternoon lessons ;)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

The format just made no sense to me

A quiz based on finding the european champion when the whole game was in English, meaning foreign competitors had an immediate hurdle to clear.

Truly bizarre.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

They changed that

in the last years of the show, so that it was only british contestants who were representing their counties.

I hate that show but I have fond memories of watching it with my grandparents. And the Archimedes-generated graphics were kinda cool for their time.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

Henry Kelly

They worked together early on, I forget the name of the program, Just For Laughs or something like that

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

Game for a Laugh

Yeh, used to watch that - I thought that pic up there was John Noakes at first

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)

Thas the one!

Was early 'candid camera' stylee stoof if I recall correctly...

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

needs more Keith Lard

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

"A whole house could go up like that, WOOF"

"Go up like what?"
"WOOF!"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

That Peter Kay Thing rocks!

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

Absolutely!

Did you see the disclaimer at the end of the DVD about Keith Laird?
A real fire inspector who, "absolutely did not interfere with dogs".

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)

I did!

It's on the Phoenix Night one too.
And it's on the Channel 4 repeats.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)

sorry :)

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

Hahahaha

Watch out!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

In addition to my earlier Bumout...

I'm not big on the whole maturity thing to be honest.

(IainG, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)

Hahaha!

Needs more "pffftt".
Excellent shop but an OUTSTANDING game.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)

I don't understand this,

but I would like to take this opportunity to try and goad Archie into posting a reply.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

Needs moar green gas coming from his arse ;)

Also, lol at immature humour :D

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)

Best use of the PS Eye...

I know it's a bit rough...

(IainG, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)

*spangspang*

double punnage, I like it.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)

it's Saturday morning

Time to snake things up a little bit

Click snake for bigger (75KB)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

\o/

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)

Wakey wakey, hands off snakey.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

things were already snakey v v down there v v

Oh me one-eyed trouser snake,
Oh me one-eyed trouser snake.
God help me if I ever lost
Me one-eyed trouser snake.
this is where i stole these lyrics from:
www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=4377#579273

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)

Yeah, snake things up a bit...

nice pic btw

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)

*pfft*

woo-somes!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

hahahahhhahahahha

hahahahhahahahahahha!
I love this so so much!

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Mousing, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)

Lucky it's not a rattle tiger snake

Of it would have mauled it's tail off by now!

Woo.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)

twice in a week?

you're just a roasting whore
:D

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)

why yes i am

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)

That ver nice!

woo!

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww yeah

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

Mine has already snaked up a little bit, thank you very much.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

Snakeytime!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)

Kill it!

Killit bang!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)

Woo

Although it makes me feel the need to buy a hammer

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)

Snakes are cool.

Next compo perhaps?

Have this 8-bit snake:

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)

^this

would be a good compo

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

^This^

It has to be better than fucking pylons.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

Combine the two

Pylthons.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)

Pylthon!!

Sounds like the antagonist in a cheap 80s sci fi movie!

I have to make this now.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

Allow me to pea

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

Hooray!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

yay

to this!^

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

\0/

Nothing big or clever just joining in... (~~and extremely poor edges! Jeez, what happened there?~~) corrected (-ish)

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

Tattyshop troubles?

Sticky pen syndrome?

Never mind... have this:

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)

Like you wouldn't believe!

Photoshop does not want!

I had a second bash at it, see above...

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

Lovely stuff, Mr Yeah

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

oh yeah, not too fast, just like that baby

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

fine for me

hint: it's magenta

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

Ah.

Nice.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)

I see that Robert Zimmerman

tho I don't suppose we'll meet...

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

you

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)

It's nothing personal.

I just can't see your pic
;D

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

this is nothing personal, I am just using you as an excuse to post this pic

:-)

cunt

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

LOL!

Fecking marvelous!!! :D

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

Hooray for cocks!

(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

unfortunately

this is the kind of thing that makes me lol

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

Lambert's face makes this work perfectly

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)

woo cock tiem

my very first animation that I ever made.

seems dangerously bendy, but never mind.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

this was my first animation

nomnomnom

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)

hahhahahahhahaahaha

zis is ferry ammuzink!!

I decided mine should maintain the traditions of the CDC I've made better since.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

maybe i should put a CDC in this

could be painful

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)

oh i dunno, some people might quite like it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)

oooh first anim tiem?

i've now put together a gallery of my b3ta creations, wowser

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

I think so!

Yay b3ta hosting's back!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffft!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

This was my second.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

hahaha

did you do the YMCA as well?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)

Yeah.

Did you do one too? Prove it!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)

...um i meant did you do the YMCA as well as all of the others?

i did try and make an animated crab for the crab compo but got bored and never finished it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)

Haha oh right yeah I made that too.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

Serrasalmus nattereri?

Nattering away?

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)

First Anim Time?

My first appears to be this little tilable number:

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)

Turkey joy!

wheeeeeeee.............

(regularfry, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

looks like the count

from the muppets

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

Yays. I have the Family Guy Star Wars movie:D

EDIT: Right, what should a shop today? I am lacking inspiration.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)

That

is full of awesome. "I asked them for a railing, but they said we might lean on it..."

"Play that same song!"

Winner.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)

I wouldn't exactly call it a movie, it's 45 minutes long,

but it is very cool.

I think you should shop something a long long time ago yet somehow still in the future...

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

What?

A hangover?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

Plus it's the first episode of the next/latest/something series

According to wiki

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

arrrrgggggg

*runs*
*hides*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

*chases*

with cheeses

(regularfry, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

no anything but cheeses

my only weakness

besides exercise

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

Rarrrr!

seamless

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)

predaturkey !

(

g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)

This is why Hollywood remakes British films

and not the other way around.

Also, woo.

(regularfry, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

I think I'm starting my own bandwagon...

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)

Haha!

Lovely!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)

LOL!!!

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)

Yes...

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

Nice...

...and seamless :)

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

*FEARS*

*runs away*
*comes back*
*eats*

(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

have some of the polaroids i'm working on

CFB

you can see more at my website here

edit: now officially the longest thread i've ever started on here

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

*checks out gobbledegook's double polaroid!*

How exactly does own work on a polaroid? Apart from pressing the button?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

well this one

was taken on a 5X4 view camera on a 6 minute exposure and an aperture of f.32. its part of a set of dystopian night landscapes.
if your not a photographer all that means is that it was a bunch of effort

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

Can it be milked?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)

oh yes!

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

The trouble with long exposure time is...

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

damn teh quo

ruining me images

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)

Pfft!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)

I took this with a camera phone. I love it.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

makes you proud to be british

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

I made this

I'm really happy with it.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

Cool. Looks like the opening

to some Trisha Style chat show!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)

Trish was edited on Windows Movie Maker.

FACT.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

Looks not unlike most of our resident chavs front gardens

The shopping trolleys are used as cheap taxis, you take them home with your shopping, bash them to bits to get your pound back, then leave them in the street for the kids to ride them into peoples cars.

Fun for all teh family...

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)

Family being a 12 year old mother with three children?

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

Yup.

...complete with "Father of the Week"

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

Sounds like fun.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

Well, you're glad not to own a car around here,

I shit mesen everytime we get a driving visitor and I hear the children 'playing'.

often followed by the sounds of stuff breaking

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

and you can do all that with a polaroid camera

?

PS you're

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

no a view camera

one of these

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

so not a polaroid then?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

well its loaded with fuji FP-100C

colour Polaroid film

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)

I realyl wonder why peopel bother faffing about with film these days

it strikes me as being somewhat pretentious

it's not the tools y'know it's really not

you say you've created a dystopian night landscape, I see a picture of a bus stop

I expect I'd understand it if I had a degree or something

and I wouldn't call myself a photographer, I just take photos of things

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

film ain't pretentious

you try taking that on a digital, won't look the same its the colour cast
also thats only one of a set so the general feeling is lost a bit

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)

What, the essence of the overflowing bin?

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)

Correct me if I'm wrong

but can't you change the settings on most digital SLRs so that they mimic the colours of most films? That, and tattyshop will help out. Seems to me that if you use film, you limit yourself to what the film can do. Digital you can play with all day long.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)

most of the time i'd agree with you cos i do love digi

but 5X4 cameras with digital backs are massively expensive and you just can't get the quality or aperture from a DSLR

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)

BOLLOCKS

my nikon can happily do a 32 aperture and six minute exposure

admitiedly, I'd have to hold down the button for 6 minutes, but nonetheless

/edit if you think I'm getting mouthy, please let me know, I'm having a very stressful day in work, I'm quitting smoking and my cat is dying so I may well be over-reacting

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

I find all this really interesting

the girlfriend has a photography degree, and I have limited crime-scene photography training. We've debated film v digital a lot.

She loves digi but maintains there is a time and place for film. I also think she gets a kick out of being able to develop her stuff by herself.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

there is nothing as cool as printing your own film images

the bit where it magically appears on the paper is the best

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

Some things should always remain analogue...

...like Synthesisers. I think digital wins over film though purely for the instant gratification. I have used one roll of 35mm film in my whole life, and only about 7 of the photos turned out.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

Hmm..

Crime scene photo training?

Don't you still have to use film only for that? Just wondered coz that's what I got told waaaaaaaay back in the mists of time when I tried to become a photographer for the police.

I likes film, but rarely use it these days..

(

Equus is still lurking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

Digital is just starting to become more widley used

with the advent digital watermark systems and such.

Also, you have to keep all the original pictures you take on the memory card. Even if they're crap or all blurry, you keep them. Keeps the chain of evidence intact.

And if you DO have to change them in anyway, you make and edit a copy. The system will then log every pixel that's changed and how it has changed.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

Ah,

Sounds much better..

Didn't get any training out of it, got told after the first interviewy thing that I was the wrong sort for the job (damn my socialist parents and their protesting ways)

Still, would've been an interesting (and probably depressing) job.. Trying to find the materiality and textures of a knifing, maybe aim to do a certain crime scene in the theme of a biblical ethic and all that..

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Equus is still lurking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

over-reacting? on b3ta? never.

however your nikon cannot do f64 or 5X4 large format images thats 10,200X13,600 pixel images

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

well, now

I have actually produced a number of 100,000 X 21,000 images via the magic of photostitching

admitiddly I haven't tried any long exposure ones like that and I'm not sure it would quite work

but more importantly at those kind of dimensions my computer crashes any time I try to open the final stitched image

all things are possible

well I'm not so sure about f64, none of my lenses can do that

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

photostitching has the problem of distortions in the perpective

(yes i know you can shop that out but EFFORT!)
its all debatable but i like using film and digital cos you can do stuff with one that you can't with the other.
versatility is the name of the game

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)

this is true, however

to get a camera to have the capability to properly mimic a particular type of camera you need a fancy camera or to use tattyshop to manipulate ti you kinda need to know what you're doing

however

fuck that, you don't need fancy shit, I've taken some of my best photos with shitty shitty camera phones or a 20 quid digital

a shitty digitial will give you all the low down phunked up lo fi feel of a 1963 rizla box slr 2 stroke whatever with fungi pixie 23.6 film or whatever bollocks you happen to have

but film is essentially limiting, I don't understand why you would restrict yourself to only 23 shots or having to ait a day to find out if you rpoduced anything worthwhile

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

i am no photographer

but from the very little i know, film can be made to do pretty much anything in the right hands.
also love the use of the word dystopian instead of grim.
/has an art degree although you'd never guess blog.

but i do like digital, fire off hundreds of shots and pick the best 2, dump the rest, result.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

yes you can do a lot with film, but it seems an unnecessary contrivance

Like "I will only paint this picture on tuesdays" or I will sculpt this statue with one arm and hopping

does it really add anything to the final work?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

its more like saying

why use charcoal? pencils do the same thing.
yes they do but it ain't the same.
similar thing with film v digi

edit: and another thing is that any muppet can take a decent digi image whereas film requires a certain level of skill and patience

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)

mmmmm

I reckon didgital just makes it easier to take a shite photo

if you're going to take shite photos, using film won't help but at least if you use digital you can see right away that it's shite and maybe take another better one

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

in the end it boils down to preferance really

i like both mediums and will continue to use them for as long as i can be arsed

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)

no.

i gave up on all that 'being true to the materials nonsense' it's results that count in the end, processes are all well and lovely and it's handy if you know how to do things old school, but ultimately who gives a shit, i'd much rather do something in 5 mins that traditionally took hours.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)

I did enjoy working with proper B&W low grain film at college and processing it myself,

you could get really creepy looks to things, all grainy and spooky, was hard to imitate any other way.

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..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

horses for courses

i'm a great believer in using whichever technique
is best suited to getting the desired result.old school can be a lot more fun to do but unless you're a performance artist where the doing is the 'art' does how you got to the result matter.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)

There's something to be said

For old mechanical tools, and things you can actually see working, like vinyl and film cameras and carburettors. I wouldn't claim the results are better, but the process should be part of the fun as well. You might have to be a geeky engineer to appreciate it.

(

JimM, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

oh I love a bit of vinyl

but to me vinyl is a sound wave solidified in plastic, you can actually see it, look, there it is

and who the fuck is making that noise? it's liek an invisible spiderman on the window

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

I'm a geeky engineer.

I love putting things together that normally wouldn't be involved with each other. Most recently: Electric Violins and Vocoders.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)

You know...

...it looks just like a photo taken with a camera phone.

sorry.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

It's just the film that's polaroid, I'm guessing

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)

winner

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

And then you stood there for 6 minutes with the cable release?

Or was it automatic?

6 minutes is a long time to stand.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)

*falls over after standing up for too long*

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

its got a shutter lock open mechanism

press it once to open
start stopwatch
wait
press again to close

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)

Ah.

Loads of effort then ;)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)

yeah

its quite an easy job

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)

You mean

you get paid for this?

on purpose?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)

yep

and i don't start work till the crack of noon
life is hard

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

Archibald found not having feet quite a hindrance -

I got a new drawing-type program and was trying to create an image of a winged, fire-breathing serpent standing victorious amidst the ruins of a post-apocalyptic future Earth. The program obviously isn't working properly.

edit - I removed the me from 'programme' Which ought to make it work better. Ta theSHALROTH

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)

oops!

and 'nings!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)

the board must be slow when you're just talking to yourself :p

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)

Actually,

I was talking to the Voices. But 'ning to you, too!

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)

yes, 'ning

how terribly rude of me, please accept this cynical tiger to fight off the cold this 'ning

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doph no time like the precedent, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)

Excellent! Love tigers. Cynical tigers especially

It is cold here. And crisp, even. Internet not netting or interring here occasionally. Hmmmmm.

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

Nings!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)

Stick to paint, I say

Can't go wrong with paint.

Ning!!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)

That's "Program"

A Programme is a television or radio broadcast.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

Woo!

for that. Suppose I should have known. Another brick in the house of knowledge,thanks.

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)

I don't really know where I was going with this...

But fuck it, I never do =]

G'morning internets.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:52, archived)

'ning!

And a creepy hand woo to you!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:54, archived)

*gives it the hose again*

Get back in there!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

'ning

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

BEES!

Hooray!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)

and a bee 'ning to you too.

Grrr. Bloody customers. Got a group of five japanese guys here and I'm getting really pissed at them.
Not only could the other guests not get to the breakfast area as they spent about 5 minutes photographing
yogurt and videoing the TV! But when I asked them if they could use a plate to eat off rather than
flaking croissant over my nice clean floor. They're very appologetic and go off to get some
on the way there they ALL empty the contents of their croissant crumby hands onto the board
that I have put out cheeses and meats on!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

Cheeses and meats at this time of morning?

How very continental!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

That would be the continental breakfast then:P

EDIT: One just added chocolate milk to its tea!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

Well usually in this country that usually doesn't extend further

than a few stale coissants.

Nice to see you're going all-out.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)

Brekkie is this morning

Fresh croissants, ham, salami, cheddar, cereals, toast, yogurt and fresh coffee.

EDIT I missed out the fruit juice, the innocent smoothies and the milkshakes:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)

I'm there.

Today I'm having instant coffee with a high probability of weetabix.

What's everyone else having?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)

tea sans chocy milk

and fags, i'll probably have the same for elevensies, lunch, tea, high tea, my evening meal may be more substantial, a light supper of tea and fags, and then to bed with a nice mug of hot chocolate and a fag or two.

a balanced and varied diet is very important, and as tobacco and tea are leaves they do count towards your five a day portions of fruit and veg. fact.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)

Black coffee, two sugars

and some cheese and ham toasties
yum!

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)

and fags

thats the smoking kind

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)

I had a beeeg tub of rhubarb yogurt:D

scrummy yumscious!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

How awful!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)

Yeah

OK strawberry's fine in coffee.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)

:-o

A big faux-pas in the English book of tea etiquette

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)

You would get flocks of them in York, I use that word deliberately, and they are most odd, aren't they?

I can only guess the cultural differences are so great that just about everything we have and do seems interesting enough to document to them.

You would regularly see them in the streets photographing other tourists too, particularly merkins seemed a favourite.

(

..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

One was complaining last night as I didn't give her slippers!

She paid £18 for the night.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)

'Ning sir.

That's a nice ghost hand you've got there.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)

SMASH IT! WITH HAMMERS!

Woo, and 'ning to you, sir

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

It's going to grope me!

*moves closer*

woo.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)

hell?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)

pull up to the bumper baby...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:00, archived)

*limbos down*

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:04, archived)

that's quite the bumper she's got to pull up to.

when i bartended we had a customer we nicknamed grace jones. he was very black, very angular and moved like a dancer. he'd perch on top of whatever was around to perch on, wore dark sunglasses, and hiss-whispered his beer orders in a dramatic fashion. he always thanked me for playing music he liked.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:05, archived)

~~playing music he liked~~ letting him bum me

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

*would*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:05, archived)

Heh

I thought she was about to dance

or twirl

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:13, archived)

Hahaha!

'Ning Zank

(

ClanSoul, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:18, archived)

g'day cobber!

ya gotta love grace!

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)

cloverfield

is a load of shit, Rambo 4 is far too violent. For fuck sake hollywood entertain ME again.

(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:58, archived)

Right on, preacher man!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:59, archived)

erm.......

alvin and the chipmonks?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:00, archived)

hollywood? entertainment? maybe you're expecting too much

(

pzyko Query failed., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:01, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:02, archived)

I know

I should have a picture, but 5 months of nightshift, cant I just see one thing that restores my faith in the Idiot Lantern (VLS ) or the big screen, maybe I just need the sun.

(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:09, archived)

nah its kewl as far as im concerned,

the board is slower than a wet weekend and i was just desperate to post my marvin piccie (I made it a week ago.) I know about the movies too, last one i saw was the golden compass. 10 years without going to the cinema, looks like it will be another 10 if GC was the standard :-(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)

I Liked

the drunk bear, who woudnt lose armour after a good piss up!

(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:18, archived)

I think the bits with the bears were the only good bits.

The rest of it was utter SHIT.
I fucking HATED that film.
The books are so much better, and I will be sticking to them.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:12, archived)

This^

The books, although "better", still filled me with an unaccountable rage.

He didn't FINISH them, where's the death of theology?

*Cries into rice crispies (which i what I'm having for breaklunch)*

(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

Its

a lovely picture too, I should have said.

(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:21, archived)

i cut the marvin out from a poster

so the effort was someone else's...i did animate it though.

yeah the bear was the only thing that saved it. I'd love to get a youtube of the fight seen, the bit where the other bear's jaw gets ripped off, so i could make a *shut the fuck up* animation. but alas when i last looked, it was not up there.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:26, archived)

July 1993

I got raided and all my films taken, yet I dont recall anything as violent as that Bear getting its snout fucked off its face, how the world turns.

(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:32, archived)

it was impressively graphic

even for CGI.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:34, archived)

wait till you see rambo

you will shake your head

(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)

humm

it cost me 14 bucks to see the golden comparse, which corresponds to about 3 beers and a couple of games of pool in my pub. I don't think I'll see rambo for a while...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:04, archived)

this is my surprised face.

why in hell would you watch that crap inthe first place? i hope you didn't pay to do so.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:06, archived)

oh hai guy!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:06, archived)

o hai!

what is up?

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:07, archived)

having a drink,

enjoying the end of the day as its slowly dissolves in a warm haze of bbq fumes and suburban futility!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:16, archived)

same here except the drink is an orange and the bbq fumes are the unholy stench rising from my rotting lower jaw.

oh, and my futility is urban.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:20, archived)

I've got something you may like:

Explosive diarrhea.

Awfully violent, though.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:07, archived)

is the tagline:

tubgirl meets 2 girls 1 cup?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:09, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:11, archived)

Hollywood called. It says it can't be bothered making the effort for you any more.

You never call or write.

(

FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)

dear hollywood:

burn, please.

yours,
public enemy.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:21, archived)

Dear Hollywood,

^this,
Frank Black.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:27, archived)

dear frank black:

reforming the pixies was a bad idea.

yours,
people who liked the pixies the first time around.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:36, archived)

A little over 50%

It was a good try, but yes.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:40, archived)

dear tahkcalb:

thanks for screwing up the format of this exchange. you suck!

yours,
postbear.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:50, archived)

Dear Society:

I have a grudge. My list of grievances will be sent in another envelope.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:51, archived)

To whom it may concern:

Arse!

Signed,
Tahkcalb.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:59, archived)

dear arse:

i love you.

yours,
postbear.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)

Deer Arse:

I love you.

Yiff,
Grrr Meow III jr.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:05, archived)

dear b3ta:

i'm tired and going to bed.

yours,
postbear.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:19, archived)

you'll have Indy, Batman and Bond later on this year

what more do you need?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)

good films, for a start.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:42, archived)

They haven't completely discounted ever making a new Care Bears movie.

I wouldn't be quite so despondent.

(

FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:50, archived)

*eagerly awaits*

i'm not despondent, i'm glad they make crappy movies. it keeps the mouthbreathers busy and out of the decent cinemas that don't show garbage.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:51, archived)

I'm looking forward to Indy and Batman and wouldn't really consider myself a mouthbreather.

Blockbuster does not necessarily mean crap.

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FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:53, archived)

you get partial exemption because you're a pop-culture buff.

i can go along with smart pop-culture, at times, but even a lot of that gets watered down so that more people will buy into it.

i can't recall many blockbusters (a term that we might define differently) from the past twenty years that weren't crap.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:01, archived)

Meh, I'm far from a pop culture buff.

I don't care whether its a multi-million dollar extravaganza or something low budget and arthouse, if its entertaining it's entertaining. Its also nice sometimes to be able to switch off the brain and enjoy a certain kind of film simply for enjoyments sake.

(

FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:07, archived)

YOU ARE BUFF. I SAY YOU BUFF, SO YOU BUFF. GOT IT, BUFF?

i don't mind switching my brain partly off, but i can't do it completely (or 90% off), and that's what so many films seem to require.

i guess it would be easier if most off the brain-off films weren't also hopelessly jingoistic, patronising and bigoted or clueless about other cultures.

i am expecting too much of them, i know. but, crap can be good! it doesn't have to be bad on top of being crap.

*shakes fist at 'independence day', 'armageddon' and the like*

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:16, archived)

We're in agreement on that score :)

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FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:18, archived)

Speed 3: Cattle Car of the Stars

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:43, archived)

sped 3: short bus terror!

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:06, archived)

Sped 4: Wet windows

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:10, archived)

so i did.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:17, archived)

Something involving magnets would be nice

morning TGA

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:58, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

WTF?

Cloverfield was great.
Rambo 4 is fucking RAMBO, what did you expect?

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

My god.

3 years, 42 posts and that's what you came out with?

Seriously mate. Talkboard beacons!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)

Talkboard beacons?

to guide the lost at night?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)

american gangster

jumpers
sweeney todd

but not
27 dresses
jane austen bookclub

or FUCKING

HAIRSPRAY
(my kids have watched it about 47,000,000 times!

Also, regarding nightshift, I've been on nights for 23 years straight and there's nothing wrong with me!

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)

I thought Cloverfield was quite good

So stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)

*floats*

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)

*stings*

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)

Stings? Are you Ronnie Hazlehurst?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:24, archived)

HE'S DEAD YOU KNOW

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:27, archived)

SO IS HEATH LEDGER!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:57, archived)

Gusset Overload!

hi cockalorum!

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:59, archived)

Thx, I though the hands alone warranted double pants.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:02, archived)

I'm still staring

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)

Woosome!

Have a cow

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)

Hovercows FTMFW!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:59, archived)

she's one of those inflatable clowns with sand in the bottom that people give to young children when they are training them to be attack juveniles.

and she has bendy straws for fingers. good.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:57, archived)

My one of those was shaped like the phantom.

It taught me to attack people who wear purple spandex bodysuits.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:10, archived)

Have you ever had to use this skill?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:11, archived)

One day, BargeArse. One day soon.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

*changes colour from purple spandex to red
*runs

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)

uh oh.

trust him.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)

Ha! Lame troll is lame.

Where's the styling in that, I ask you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:21, archived)

lame lame lame.

he could have at least said he was the second coming of robert pickton.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)

or Heath Ledger

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)

i'll guess that someone has made and posted an 'I AM LEDGER' poster by now.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:35, archived)

He should have picked names from

the Jack The Ripper suspect list or some such.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:32, archived)

gein and fish are still fun, though.

it's bundy that kills the list for me.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:37, archived)

mine was a clown.

it was a hand-me-down from my older brother and sister and had a few cigarette holes in it that had been patched with duct tape. there was a piece of tape across his mouth to cover a hole so it looked like the clown was a kidnap victim, and that was the best part about the stupid toy.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:13, archived)

I had a Hulk one RRRAARGHh *cough*

Marvel comics Hulk, not mustachioed wrestleytype.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:22, archived)

someone should make them with portraits of political leaders, religious figureheads and the like on them.

they'd sell.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)

I'd buy a Kemal Atatürk.

And a Thai king or two.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:29, archived)

i'd buy several hundred trudeaus and castros and film myself having orgies with them.

SEX ORGIES.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:34, archived)

STOP KILLING BABIES!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:10, archived)

i can't, i'm addicted.

at least i'm not fucking them.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:14, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:34, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:26, archived)

".......... we all float down here......."

woo & *click*!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:55, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)

I like the whiskers.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)

Yeah

I quite like how they came out too. I think they're cheerful.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)

It's fluffeh tiem

I think he's hungry though

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)

Lully!

*clicks*

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)

Oh, hello there

for some reason I thought you lived in the UK but now I'm doubting that because of the time. Where abouts are you?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:23, archived)

in a guano-soaked cave.

that's my guess.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:18, archived)

Prolly too late to reply to this now...

but yes, I'm in the UK. I was just having an insomnia.

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

Fluff!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)

that's great!

peaceful and vibrant yayness

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)

awww....

*saves*

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:59, archived)

*meows*

Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:06, archived)

Excellent stuff

I love your stuff

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

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