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It's a mole rat fat lady mash, click if you dare! ;)

NSFW Apparently...

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..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

Oh good lord

NSFW, possibly NSFA?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

LINK IT

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

Seriously?

You think this could be mistaken for porn!? :o

Will do if folks are serious, I mean, I know it's gross, but I din't think it was pornographic!

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..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

BUT YOU CAN SEE BEWBS

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

DUUUUUDE. BEWBS.

I NEED 3 MINUTES BEHIND THE BUSHES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

no clothes on = porn

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

I maybe should have obfuscated the origins a bit better

put her in a field of some such? I was just trying to make a scary creature, never occurred to me it would still be viewed as sexual once it wasn't human anymore...

Meh, another example of how my head seems to work different to most folks'...

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..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

ha ha

i see what you say but the flab don't go away!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

Not 'cos porn

just 'cos gross. And I just ate

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

Did

Seeing as how I like you. ;)

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..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Awww

fanks, dear. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

It's not that it looks like porn,

it's just that AAAARGH MY FUCKING EYES!
It's more dignified than adblock! :)

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

^THIS!

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

ARGH MY FUCKING EYES!

/ac

LINK IT YOU FUNNY PERSON

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

The words "HOLY JUDDERING FUCK" suddenly spring to mind...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round.

Or not, as the case may be...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

Overwhelming urge to squirm under her.

And out the other side, obviously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

You get that about anything though..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

To squirm under them?

Rub up against/lick/sniff things, yes. Not squirm under.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

Does that make me as special as her then?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Different. It'd be easy to squirm under you.

All I'd have to do would be pick you up and put you down on the other side of me.

*lifts*
*plonks*

see? There's no endurance in that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

But think of the smell!

Personally I try not to. I can sleep at night that way.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

She may be very clean, you don't know.

Fat people bathe too!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

Maybe she is, maybe she isn't...

...but I don't care to find out.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

Oh I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

FAT

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

CHICKS

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

That quilt is so 90s

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

It's eaten her hands.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

It probably ate it's own hands...

If it existed...

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..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

brave quilt I'd say

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Every man needs to be chucked around the room

by a massive woman at some point in his life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

I bet I can find a lot more people that say no to this than say yes*

*maybe not in here though

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

A little on the plump side

for my delicate tastes

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

Strangley,

I didn't post it with the intent of titillation...

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..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

Noobtache

(Westude, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

NOOBMASTER!!!!

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

Is he still here?

If so...

I fucking love NoobMaster.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

Haha

That's brilliant =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

Ta, sir!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

Recursivemaster =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

Hahah

it should just continue, him with a picture of him with a picture of him with a picture of him, etc. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

I was planning on doing that.

But I did this at a ridiculously late time of the night, so I half-arsed it.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

Ahh

alright.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Ahahahah

NoobMaster ftw! ^^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

*profiles*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

Actually I approve of this image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

anstis?

Did you just call me anstis? You know I'm not Toby Anstis right? I'm simon amstell.
amstell? like the beer? I like beer.
And I like yoou.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

yes

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

^ this ^

v but with more this v

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

You're doing it wrong.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

that's what she said

us office FTW!

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

I . I
I . I
I . I
I . I
I . I
I . I
(.Y)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

fluffy kittens

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

Exactly.

The world needs lots more anal fisting.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

Boo!

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

Ah!

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

I just fell asleep reading :P

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

Reading what?

it musta been awful boring. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

His diary

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

Hahahahah!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

People read their own diaries?

EDIT: Unless diary meens something different to you Brits.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

I think they would proof-read it.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

is a diary a journal, or you mean like a daily planner?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

Perhaps I should have written

"his memoirs".

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Ooooh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

Not atal! I'm just bloody tired :)

"The Spook's Battle"
It's very good :)

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

*googles*

Oooh, 'tis not out here yet. And shall be called something else. But I know of that series. You read any SciFi?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

Nope :P

The series is good. Apparently there's a film sometime.

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

Gah!

I'm such a loser! Hahah x]

I thought about reading it when I found the first one in a bookstore, but I never did get 'round to it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

Do it! They're brilliant :D

Why are you a loser? And how are you feeling now?

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

Possibly. ^.^

I read SciFi. And vampire novels. And manga. And that's it. Hahah. Like, Warhammer books. And that sort. Also, Twilight trilogy (google it.).

I am full of food. Would you like a creme egg? *holds out*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

I would! *accepts*

:D
Are you still in pain, or not?
And I used to play warhammer :P

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

^.^

I am. I'll definitley take a pain killer before I go to sleep. But I don't wanna now.

Never got to play. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

You didn't miss much! :P

*massages*
*fails*
*knocks your out by accident*
Erm...
*leaves painkillers*

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

Hahahah

Thanks. Or something. Lol, you're such a FailBot. *huggles*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

Bot?

I am a living human!
*cries*
*shuns*

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

Aww.

no! Don't shun me me! FailBot is a term you call someone when they fail. But it's nice.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

happy b3taday!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)

Uh...yeah...I dunno.

She's pretty ugly. But I want the guitar.
Also, Cadbury creme eggs. Also, Trigun hat. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

She looks

somewhat like Juliette Lewis.
But with different hair.

Anyway, it's very nice. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

Hahah

Juliette and the Licks, right?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

Oh yeh!

I'd forgotten about that...

I was thinking Natural Born Killers. :p

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

I love her as an actress and a musician.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

I had a Cadbury creme egg with lunch today...

...along with a bag of Malteasers.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

Yummeh!

I had one just after dinner and now I have 3 more sitting on my desk. I have to not eat them.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

it is a lovely guitar

i have a thing for the gibson les paul, cherry sunburst flame maple

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

Oooh

That's a pretty one. I have a crappy guitar, but iy serves me well. ^.^
Daddy had a custard yellow Telecaster and traded for a powder blue Strat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

strats do everything though

they work in all genres

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

Point.

But I still miss the Telecaster. He had since I was born I think. He may have recently sold the Strat. I don't remember. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

i have a 1968 fender telecaster bass its so sexy it makes me melt

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

I love telecasters.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

Everybody wants a telecaster..

They're proper real guitars, like...

(Pelle ghola, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

They're well

nice, innit. ;]

I also wouldn't mind a Daisy Rock. They're so pretty, and god are they just nice to play. But Daisy Rock is a shit name.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

I've got a tatty cheap squier tele

Sure, it's no Fender, but it sounds pretty good all the same, and has been damaged and hacked up a bit (non-stock neck pickup, new pots and switches, controls fully reversed (switch in front position selects bridge pickup...))
Also, I'd damage an expensive guitar, too, I'm crude and clumsy...

(Pelle ghola, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

I'm always banging my guitar into shit

Hahah. I have an Epiphone Special. Special meaning cheap and made for learners. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

My first guitar

was a 70's Tele deluxe in ash. Happy accident. The parents had agreed to buy a guitar and one day in a furniture auction of all places my mother was looking for a dresser when I spotted a Telecaster in the lots. £30 in 1978. I was ecstatic to get a decent guitar and they were happy to not spend much ( oh that was with a practice amp and case ). I suspect now that the vendor was clueless. As was my Dad when some years later he sold my Strat in flight case for £85 because I'd long left home and he "assumed I did not want it any longer "

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

I always hope to stumble across things like that...

It never happens. I blame the internet.
Though, possibly, non-guitar related, my Casio VL-1 counts. I paid €2 for it on a flea market, and found out that some people were willing to pay up to $180 for it.

(Pelle ghola, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

She has a tall head!

And the smoke layer is a bit low D:

But I like the new shading =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

Hahah

I know. The proportions are a bit (very) off. xp
Low as in opacity? I know.

Thank you. I took you're advice. 'Tis burn and doge. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

AREN'T THEY GRAND? =D

And I didn't mean opacity wise, it looks a bit like the lineart for bits of it are higher up on the layers than the smoke.

I love burn and dodge though, they are awesome to the max.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

YES THEY ARE

And yeah, I knoow. But I wasn't sure if it should be see-through or not. You think not?

They are. I usually only use dodge for hair, but I've been feeling lazy about choosing shadow colors lately. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

As long as you know what you're going for with the dodge and burn

Because highlights/midtones/shadows all do different things and help get different gradients and colours.

I think the smoke layer should be on top, but slightly transparent, it should never be underneath the lineart :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

Okay

*remembers*
Thank you! ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

Those are nice colors

My strat has the same colors... plus strats are cooler =P

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

if telecaster are good enough for the Quo

they're good enough for you

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

I approve of the

telecaster

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

As do I

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

Alright, I see how it is...

Just ignore me then =[
C'mon... you know who it is...

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

Oh sorry.

I thought I replied.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

Pssh

Hai. =]
Edit: ...damn it, that face doesn't work here.

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

hmm

cock puppet

notice bottom right corner

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

bottom right corner

probs the scariest thing I've ever seen.

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

Is that Lohan?

Have you seen her Marilyn pictures? She's got fucking fabulous bobos, in my humble opinion.

HAHAHA spelling mistake left in because I've just made myself laugh with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

Pffft!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

Lohan who?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

Lindsay of the clan...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

*googles*

hmm, i wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

Have you seen the Marilyn pictures?

She's got lovely boobs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

*googles*

nope

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

Right:

media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/

aaaand upskirt www.americangirl.co.uk/images/lindsay_lohan44.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

i'm afraid that i really think they are awful pics

they really make her look skanky

plus, candid flap shots really don't look good, ever

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

Not just for you, silly.

I don't think they're bad. I've seen worse pictures of all of us.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

she looks better in them than i would

but still, the standard pap shit isaw on google made her look sexier than that shoot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

:D I demand you take some now

for comparison purposes.

Interestingly, I have an extremely clear mental image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

I see a theme here mon capitian

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

Oh I can't help it.

I've tried for YEARS to make myself into a normal person with a sense of dignity and The Line.

I'm shit at it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

"theme" ?

need...I meant need

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

need?

For naked micto?

Always. The day I see that man's ginger fuck forest is the day I am a sated individual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

he depilates you know

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

I'm planning on feeding him baby bio

and keeping him in the cellar for a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

*suggests webcam*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Excellent suggestion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

they were done in the same fashion as marylin monroes last nude photoshoot.. and 99% of the time people who tend to "re-do" things end up making them worse

(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

Thank you for this birthday gift.

Unintentional, but I appreciate it all the same.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

See, told him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

the marilyn one is lohan?

odd to see a famous type with pale, normal-looking skin. seems less distant

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

Aye.

Well she is ginge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

I saw them

by accident today. In this particular picture ( i.e. pap bap snap ) they were quite saggy for a young lass. However even if they were perfect she is a skanky crack-whore following in Courtney Love's steps and no amount of bathing would make me say yes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

They're not tiny.

You can't expect them to sit on her collarbones forever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

my wife's

were quite pert up until she was 35 and the child came to swing on them. They are not small at 34 DD ( she has a very narrow back )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

Then your wife is a lucky girl.

For us mere mortals though, gravity does take an effect at some point.

I'd like to point out I'm hardly tucking myself in my waistband, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

oh its six

years on now. Things are not as they once were. Even I have a little paunch these days ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Paunches are excellent reminders

of all the fantastic dinners.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

there great.. if your willing to put up with all those freckles

(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

I love freckles.

My ex had them all over and I would kiss every single one of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

thats probably why he left you..

(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

she.

And she didn't, it was mutual. We're still in touch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

well then.... freckles it is

(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

*SUPERGLOMPS*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

Hello gorgeous!

Ooooh where is it? It's not very good, I ran out of time and forgot your nipples.

hang on

www.b3ta.com/board/8090503

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

ooh

That's splendid - I have a cynical eyebrow thing going on there

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

I thought it was needed.

Edit: you can also see the top of several pairs of pance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

I'm a bit tipsy and very excited - one of my favourite bands of all time is bringing out an album after 16 years of waiting :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHsdhIf_0VI

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

scritti polliti?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

that's 16, not 26 :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

YOU'RE SHITTING ME?!

This means tour. Oh my word, this means tour. Must do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

I would crawl over Ricky Wilson's rotting corpse to see them in concert

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

If I were to crawl over his corpse

I might be held up for some time doing naughty necro things to it.

But then I would see you later at the gig.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

hahahaha

on that bombshell, goodnight

fuck, i've just quoted clarkson, i'm going to have to kill myself

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

Nowt wrong with Clarkie.

To those in the know he's strangely attractive in an 'I hate myself for this' sort of way.

N'night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

*shivers*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

My ability to find most things a turn on

Is definitely a good thing. GOOD THING.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

sounds likwe the sort of sweet you can get

in woolworth pic n' mix

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

yep

Big marshmallow things

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

hahah

exactly what i had in mind

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

How you doing, fella?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

gah

only just saw that

i'm good, till next time!
*swoops out, flailing cape*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

Bye Bye Masked Man!

*waves hankie*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

cdc tiem :)

(maninthespoon, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

ouch

*feels the pain*

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

It's like a circumcision...

but EXTREME!!!!!!!

Like, from the 90s or something...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

CDC THREAD

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

RoarWay

(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

Here's the other end of that tunnel

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

crikey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

Saviour of us all

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

'tache man!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

'Ning Sir!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Howdy!

How ya bin mate?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Flat out - almost to the point of exhaustion.

How've you been?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

not bad,

been pretty lazy of late.
Instead of work yesterday I went out in the boat to a club for a few hours with a mate of mine, then proceeded to drift around the lake drinking for another few.
Top day really.
You working monday morning?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

no fishing!

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

well,

that was the original plan when I seen how nice it was out on the water. But then Beno came around so I just fed the fish from the jetty and bank then we went drinking.
Funny, I walked down near the water yesterday and there would have been about 80 odd bream swam up to near where I was standing (looking at rocks and stuff in the water) and just all stared at me waiting for a feed. There are some nice size ones amongst them now too. It was a nice moment.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

Yep am working Monday morning

Position Position Position - I envy that lake front of yours!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

I'll give you a bell anyway.

there is a new manager at one of my suppliers and I really need to meet the bloke and am booked for a 9.00am meeting at sefton.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

Sounds like a plan!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

Tashman

Travel with Tashman
/shows age

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

If I had been allowed to have a tattoo at 14

I'd have the Batman logo across the entireity of my upper back now. And Galvatron down the back on my arm.

This is a woo picture.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

I read that as upper lip initially

Damn disappointing reality.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

That would be pretty cool, actually.

I could have a bat'leth on my lower one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Wouldn't it be cooler

just to have a bat'leth?

Preferably glued underneath your nose like a massive steel moustache.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

Oh now this for the motherfucking win.

If I could be arsed I'd shop myself with this, but I can't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

Two episodes of TNG on BBC2 later, incase you wanted to know

Clearly someone will shop it for you.
I have a tiny Cloud Strife sword, but that's not symetrical or vaguely 'stache looking.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

Ooooh ta love.

Nah, I doubt it.

I would love a tiny Cloud sword. Buster, yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

*ignores really obvious innuendo*

Nay, it's the multi-one from Advent Children. And it doesn't even fucking seperate into the parts. Although in fairness it did just come with a Strife figure.

*considers making own one from steel, like some kind of bizarre geek swiss army knife*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

"Megatron? Is that you?"

"HERE'S A HINT!"
Ooh, happy times.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

Galvatron still becomes a possibility sometimes.

Then I think 'don't be silly'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

*sighs* if i was ten years younger...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

You'd be Leonard Nimoy?

Sorry- to clarify for those who haven't seen the movie, Leonard Nimoy was Galvatron in the Transformers movie.

No, the good one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

that is illogical, captain

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

I once dressed up as Uhura for a school mufti day.

And confused everyone.

I was a small, white, whiteblonde haired, blue eyed 5 year old, you see.

Nothing's changed, I've just got taller and dyed my hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

Just got the collected comic book 'Target 2006'.

Just after he's created, Galvatron travels back in time to the 80s to hide a weapon on earth to destroy Unicron.

I never realised that there were loads of extra Transformers comic stories written in the UK because we had a weekly comic, whereas the American one was monthly. They were some of the best. Need to get 'Fallen Angel' for more of the same.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

could be worse

just think if michael bay had worked on those bad boys. not even worth thinking about really

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

Pisses me off these remakes always want to tackle the 'origin' stories.

The original movie had a great theme with a super baddie, for a story that was going to be bigger than the TV series. The live-action one tried to cram in the new origins and a conspiracy plot and just wasted its running time.

Would you believe they're doing another Incredible Hulk movie, and they're re-telling the origin again?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

Alcoholic beverages

would fix that up in a flash.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

i had the bus stop poster of the batman sign on my wall at about that age

i loved nicking busstop posters

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

Phwoar.

I love them too. Ace size.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

i've got a loft full

haha, 11 till 93 ish, in my day you could just pull the bottom and have the posters

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

Oh you lucky man.

Eeeeeeebay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

This one is dedicated to M3Essential

Who tried to cheer me up. The poor fool, no-one can cheer me up! Hahahauahuhuooo, I made myself sad again.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

nice!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Cafepress

What happened to the red background? I want one with the red background...

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

some of the dark tshirts

come in red
if it says 'other colours available' give it a click

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

But

They still have a white background. Just on a red shirt.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

hmm

dunno then, the white is supposed to be transparent

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

just wondering if you've got a cereal with a socially inacceptable name?

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Oh there's far worse than that.

Genuinely spotted in Aldi, for those on a budget:

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Both of them probably come from the same factory

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

Oh, my gawd.

That is quite something.

Do they have Dole Biscuits too? They're not very filling but they're cheap and you can live on them forever...

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..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

this^

a little too close to the truth, shirley?

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

I love my camera phone.

Now, doesn't 'Taj Tyres' sound like a brand of extra-ribbed condom to you?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

*hugs*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

Updated since this morning.

Opinions would be greatly appreciated.

I apologise for my friends taste in music.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

very good but

i prefered the first one

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

i like it it is good

it looks like a flyer
for a thing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

TOAP!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

TOAF?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

BOATTOM

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

BRISTOL

OO
O

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

google img search for bristols...

yes!

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

this is a very nice flyer, better than most

woo

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Ta, squire!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

yeh, kinda what rappola said

there's a bit too much text, but I know it's hard to get across what the bands play using just the names... is there a way you could shorten the descriptions a bit?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Yeah, it all got a bit busy.

I would've done away with the descriptions all together but I was told not to :(

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

well the cafe kids description is lame as lame can be

and the fact that one band doesnt say where they are from, while the others do, makes it a bit asymmetric. but, meh, you can only give the poor fools what they want.

Edit: oh, they say they're local, a local band for local people. didnt spot that.
(We are Tokyo as a name also makes me not want to hear them because this band are very big in germany and they are at least equally detestible as any other band i've encountered www.roadjack.net/files/tokio_hotel_uebers_ende_der_welt.jpg
ps. they are all male.)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

I just typed in what I was told to. Luckily I'm getting some dosh for it.

Cheers, btw!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

I love Tokio Hotel.

:]

And there goes my rep.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

*waves byebye to rep*

mwahahaha

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

looks

like some kind of device for attracting emos.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Unfortunately it is.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

BURN IT!

( maybe put a drop shadow under the smaller text, it's hard to distinguish. ) This however complicates it for printing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

This is nice.

Lots of text but sometimes people like to read.

Right. Time to change tops.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

Are you leaking again?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

*squirts* no.

I'm sat next to a radiator.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

You're quite the smart one :)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

IT'S WHERE THE COMPUTER IS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

Turn the radiator down then, brainiac!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

I CAN'T.

The knob doesn't tell me with way is down and which is up. So I've been too scared to adjust since we moved in.

In mid August.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Awww!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

I just turn the heating off and on.

But I don't want to turn it off now as it's freeeeezing outside.

I know, silly captain, eh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

clockwise -

off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

But what if it's not!?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

it is a valve.

trust me, I'm a builder. Clockwise is threading the valve centre down to close.
tinyurl.com/2m67cm

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

You are excellent.

Yay you, for sorting out something that's bugged me for almost 6 months.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

Yes, lets.

based on a true story.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

This is very good

however, would the moustace not be under his nose?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

wiskas!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

yes yes

I knew you brownshirts were going to pick up on that. Would have been too small under it. Artistic license etc etc.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

Unless you made it a different colour.

Maybe brown, it would stand out then.
Edit:

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

what a cunt, managing to grow a tache in a weekend

it takes me two weeks before people can even see i haven't shaved

edit: i mean, his tache is OVER his nose!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

shiiit By noon I have 5 o'clock shadow.

I'm manly.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

No you aren't.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

his moustache is above his nose!

my dad has a story similar to this one

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

^This^

The little details do matter...

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..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

The water main?

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

His moustache is

OVER his nose!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

I'm so very sorry

blame M3Essential. He made me do it.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

That is appalling.

Woo!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

Illuminating!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

not very bright of you

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)

oh dear me

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

CFB (530k)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

HAHAHA!

Bloody hell, that's brill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

No.

This is brill:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)

hahaha

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

smashing

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

lovely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

This is woo!

*clicks

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

woo yay etc.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

Supoib!

woo!

EDIT:It's quite the night for returning b3tans!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

Wow!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

hahahah

*click*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

hahaha!

that's great

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spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

HAHAH

Class!!

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

Simply divine!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

can I say WYH?

well I'm going to because its worth it

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ahahahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ace!

Tried to explain 2Girls to some guys at work, but without mentioning any specific details as there were ladies present.

That's pretty tricky.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

hehehe

*boik*hehehe :)

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amon - hooray :D, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

im absolutely

terrified of that bush baby

(Astrid, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

ha ha ha

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Haha that's class.

Have my new wooyay.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

that kinda reminds me of this

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

she loves it

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

thx for the search

engine.

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

hahaha

inspired and inspiring stuff.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Haha

That is hoopla :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

you're shit

it is opposites day today isnt it?

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

*spits beer all over his monitor*

That's effing brilliant!

(Speccy, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

*unlurks*

Brilliant!!!!!!
*re-lurks*

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

^^^^^

^_^

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

this is really

woo!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

I haven't been on here in a while

...but i had to log in to click this a million times or so.

FP this now and all that...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

Utterly brilliant!

Took me nearly 2 minutes to stop laughing!

(TobiasVaughn, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

EPIC

WOO

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)

I prefered the original, done to the THX 'music'

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:50, archived)

ha ha!

I love it when I wake up to something like this!

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 8:57, archived)

I'm in tears

and I just got up! Woo!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

knee
bum

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)

Nicely done!

Though bindun on youtube about a month ago - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGzr2YrHrCA

(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

hahaha, ace :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)

hahaha!

(william_shatner, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)

This am all of the ace!

woo!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)

Brilliant

just brilliant

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Flash_Bastard, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

woo

to you. fab.

(whosebooze, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

hahah

crisps out of my nose funny

(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

Look Out!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

no fat chinks

woo

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

Lacist!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

solly

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

No need.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)

You used Roy!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

I used both Roy and Jebsley :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

But not fatty! : (

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

Fatty the Fat Ninja didn't have quite the same ring, sorry.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

Bbbut it has!

He's fat, he's a ninja, he's called Fatty!!!!
IT COULDN'T BE MORE FITTING!!!!!!

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

That's just silly.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

Bond's moustacché case has a spectre of facial hair

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

Hahahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

*inserts*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

Pr0nstache for Compo

Mind the seams

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

what a stud!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

HE CAN SEE HIS WILLY

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Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

haha, i was going to do magnums i.p

i'm sure i've done it tho

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

83.188.20.69

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

64.58.189.23?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

*85.211.147.**

at the moment.

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magnum, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

pffft

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

666.666.66.6

!!!

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

there was a gag in it

FP THIS

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

That has more wrongness

than

anything

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

anything?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

it's the small breasts

with that tach

it's just wrong

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

Magnum is a rat!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

2 "i like this"s in a row!

woo!

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Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

This is so very, very good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

Oi Cap'n!

I just went to check if that furry meal is still on my sister's desk.
It is.
The entire inside of the potato is blue.
AND THE CHICKEN HAS GROWN FEATHERS.
I can't comment on the smell, I held my breath.

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

glad to catch the both of you together

captain: did you realise you're about 400 posts ahead of anyone else for the week?

clansoul: did you realise that you're only 400 posts behind captain wow for the week?

boris the non-swearing spider: did you realise you're a nosy twat? why yes, i did in fact.

/looking at board_stats blog

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

I'm in at 12!!

*nosebleeds*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

Hahah

I need to post more!
I'm joking, don't worry.

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

i have, thus far

never made it off the "posted less than x messages" bit. i don't know whether to be happy or sad. at the least i'd like to know what "random" quote they'd pick for me.

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

Oh god I think I'm infected.

I tried to take a photo but the card was full and I couldn't breathe.

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

Hahaha!

*click*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

heheheh

I wasn't around to click on CAKE so I will click on this as it is also good and right

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

i don't think there's a time limit on clicks

as the point is so that you'll always be able to find old pics that you liked

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Epic!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

that made me lol

and the missus missed out some important dialogue on ther telly programme

:)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

can relate to this^

'look look there's something funny on the b3ta board'
'o rly?'
'yeh look a cat playing snooker'
'...'

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

Is she watching telly in the hallway closet too?

why aren't you chasing her around the house naked, holding a wooden spoon anyway?

It's Friday night!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

I love the thought

of your giggle emanating from a closed cupboard under the stairs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

i'm not in a cupboard

but i am under the stairs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

You should be in a cupboard.

You have the air of gimp about you.

In a good way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

I don't think I've ever been so turned on.

edit: you appear to have an eyebrow like me, which is constantly slightly raised in a 'suggesting sex' or 'questioning insult' way.

edit:

is that Micto? I can't tell now. I've looked at it too much. Sometimes it looks like him, sometimes like elsepersons, sometimes like Brigitte Nielsen.

I've decided it's Micto, since no fucker will bloody well tell me. Well, good, because I fancied him anyway. TAKE THAT SOCIETY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

he has that effect (affect?) on me too

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

So it is then.

Two guesses what I'm holding him down and doing to him next time I see him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

eyeliner and lipstick?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

AT LEAST

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

you fucker

i don't think i even have that file anymore

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

I have copies scattered across over 200 sites, all with nightly back ups

it will live longer than any of us

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

i assume

this is a woman.

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

Adams apple says no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

ah, those things called evidence and knowledge.

hard to find
a b3tan without
an open mind

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

~~mind~~ bowel

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

the

~~meme~~ theme of goatse is never far away

[edit: oh what a spaz incapable of handling html tags. and spelling.]

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

wait up, what about Ann Coulter?

oh... right.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

correct

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

mixed with the sounds of furious wanking

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Halophants

pea roast from Crabs vs. Elephants.
Those were the days.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

Monkeys Vs' Penguins was class

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

HAHA - That's Gold!

It is I, Herr Flick

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

I go away for a bit*

*a lot

and you start doing good stuff :)

although it reminds me of the clangers*

this is not a bad thing

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

*deeply offended*

START?

fucking START!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

YOU FUCKING TELL HIM HOW SHIT YOU ARE!!!!!

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

i read that thread again today jesus that was funny, a classic

i was smashed last night and just laughing too much

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

loved every minute of it

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

hahahaha!~

in your face!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

errr....I've been ill

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

awwww

sorry to hear that - but welcome back, anyway. Hope you are all teh better now.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

late of the the day Mr T

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

indeed, it is

they have allowed me to stay up a little longer than usual while I finish my Horlicks.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

That is a grand birthday prezzy you are giving yourself

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

Hah, ace. I posted your other one (with your name and a link to it, of course)

on 5punk. Hope that's okay.

5punk being b3ta gaming.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

yeah that's cool

is that berk's site?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

aye.

note my subtle whoring links. Do post this one yourself, though :D

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

i'm not really much of a gamer

i've never really got past tetris

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Kitteny Berk is alive?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

That needs more SHOUTY I think

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

and i think he's married

to a girl

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

Last I knew he was suicidal and pierced all up to fuck

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

sounds married to me

sorry

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

roflzorrs

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

I've been gone too long

I have no idea what you are talking about

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

Oooh I remember you!!!!

You prolly don't know me!
I was shy back then

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

"PROLLY"

PROLLY

use english otherwise I will shout at you in CAPITALS

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

amazing

woo to this

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

haha!

yay!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Haha

I would play this game

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

Hahaha!

I only went on the interwebs to check my e-mails!
I clicked the wrong bookmark!
I'm glad I did!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

haha!

i made a crap one a couple of years ago. i'm ashamed of it now, but it was fun to make.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:33, archived)

Hee!

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)

It's why fans were invented

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

Ihave a fan!

It's carved wood with some pandas on it from Japan. Or China. One of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

ALASKA?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Could be, could be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

i bought my missus a handpainted fan for our 'paper' wedding anniversary

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

That's wonderful.

You can be so lovely sometimes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

she gave me a paper slat-cellar thing

with sex acts in it
:)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

slat-cellar?

That sounds like another name for ladyparts.

I think I may give manwife a crisp fiver.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

salt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

OOOOHHHH

With sex acts in it?

Excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

I bet she creased up

(sorry...)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

*likes*

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Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

....

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

iSketch - b3ta room

sorry to tj woo!

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giant_squid, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

Heather Mills is the new Bond girl?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

The OscAAAAAAARRRRRs?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

Of course you'd say that

ye' wench!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

Aye.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

Draw me draw me!

*jumps up and down all excited like*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Am I at work?

Where my pen is?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

pfffffffffffffft!!!!

you said pen is

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

hah!

you said 'penis'!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

Yes?

*rolls around*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

capt wowmills

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

If it were me

I'd have been happy with a couple of million.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

i know

greedy bitch, some people will never be grateful!

'ning to all, btw

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

hello

i'm back, what did i miss.
I fell asleep :(

I like this coz its pirate related.

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Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

YOU MISSED A PLAY I WENT TO

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

I can deal with that.

was it good?

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Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

a plane crash and a car chase

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

ah bugger.

It only happens when i go to sleep, doesnt it?

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Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

there'll be more of these...

i think we're gonna need a better font
(roy schneider paraphrase)

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

ITC Johnston is your friend

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

*tries to note*

despite drunken mind, at home with gf drinking ftw?

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

bored so bored

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

cherry heads!

(yes, i know. but still, cherry heads!)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

Crikey

you're right, too

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

Buy 2, get the 3rd Reich free!

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

hahahaha!

excellent.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

BREAKING NEWS!!

Car chase live on CNN.com right now

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

oh god

here we go again

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

ooooooooooooooo that was thrilling

text book car spin

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

LIES

they're telling me about nazi gold at the minute

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

i can't find the link

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

s'gone now, you missed it

gotta be quick with the breaking news

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

fuck

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

I'm going to Mexico again at the end of March, they have some wonderful religious tat there

if you're interested. Give me a gaz.

same for any other b3tans. Well, most of you.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

I once witnessed a maya ritual in a catholic church somewhere in Chiapas

that was...undescribable

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

if they've got a big fuck-off wax mosque in the shape of a tit, I'm interested

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

*prepares list.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

and for the underarms, Reich Guard

/excellent

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

*spangs*

*also clicks*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

hehehe, sorry. :)

a fine evening to ya fella, great to see you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Why, thankyou!

Sorry I've been such a rubbish b3tan of late. Been busy organising a rock festival on the other side of the pond, and it's been eating into my b3ta time something chronic.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

What an excellent thing to be doing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

shame it's all LIES!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

Are you a gorilla?

Otherwise I shall arrest you. In the name of de lore.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

Thankyou. It's my 50th birthday present to myself.

Throw a fucking great party somewhere exotic* and invite 30 of my favourite bands to play.

*well OK then, Kentucky.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

WHO

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

No, sadly they aren't playing.

Here is a list

www.last.fm/event/418799

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

Grails! and MONO!

Can I come?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

Hell, yes! Please do.

I should investigate creating a b3ta meet on the calendar really...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

If I start swimming now

I might make it.

Verdammen es, why isn't there a bloody road?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

bevis frond?!

fucking GET IN

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

Ak me nicely and I will show you film of the Bevis Frond

performing the Countdown theme live on TV, with Carol Vorderman playing air guitar along to it

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

please mister ptol

can you show me this vision of wonder?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

No.

sadly I only have it on VHS video, and have yet to work out how to convert it to digital. Someday, I promise!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8090973

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8070260

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

It's quite simple but can be expensive.

If you don't have a video card that supports VIVO ( video in video out ) then you need a separate box and software or a TV capture card. ( card is the cheapest method ). Trouble is you need a high end processor to do it at any kind of decent speed plus you end up with Huge files ( approx 1gb per 30 mins ) and that means you then have to convert them to a compressed format like MPEG 2 for them to be usable for uploading.
The simplest way is beg, borrow or buy a DVD recorder. Plug the VHS into it via RCA cables or Scart. Press play on the VCR and record on the DVD and go away. Result is a DVD containing .VOB files of your movie. Copy these to PC and rename to .mpg ( vob files are Mpeg2 files ) and you have your movie on the PC. This can then easily split further or joined to one file for uploading to a host.
If you have a vivo card ten your manual will tell you how to connect an external source through the S-video port.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

Thankyou!

And there I was thinking of filming the TV with my digital camera...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

There could be a macrovision

issue with the DVD VCR method so it might be worth considering a sub $50 TV card and plugging the RF out from the VCR into the card tuner and using the card software just tuning in to the signal and recording it. Plus you have a basic PVR set up afterwards allowing you to record any TV signal you choose to send to it.

rdit:// found this, more detail for you. www.signvideo.com/conv-v-to-d.htm

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

Actually, that's really useful.

thanks so much!

I do have a DVD recorder... just not in the same stack as the VCR. I think a cable to join the two might be the cheapest option for the time being. Thanks again!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

oo Windy & Carl

*drifts off into the ether*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

and God said 'let there be light'...

Jesus rises again...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

i so want one of these

on my only trip to the states i did manage to get some jesus and mary nightlights

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

tell me what you want, I love sending care packages

ask Micto

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)

he does it well

i got some GOOD stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

the mind boggles

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

yep, sent one of them too

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

wank monkey

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mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

I will be able to provide you with the wank monkey, terror parrot and even 85 wombles.

for the right price.

*touches nose*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

My mate and I

used to send each other samples of our home grown herbs for testing purposes through the standard air mail. God knows how we got away with it. I even had to make customs declarations for the contents ( calling them 'electronic components' )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

"Hey kids! My big switch is ON!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

Christ, that reminds me of a catholic dutch song from when I was five

"There's a little light in my heart, and that's jesus."

The moment I told my dad that "He's not the boss, jesus is the boss", my parents took me off that catholic school ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

This is fantastic.

Worth my annual rent to b3ta all on it's own *clicks furiously*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

peado?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

4dam?

where?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Hands up

if you use reichguard...

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

Oh clever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

oh the punnage

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

and for the bikini line

weimmac

bit below the belt i know.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

ha ha haaaaaa

ace!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

haahaha

top!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

*Yep*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Brill!

I mean, Entschuldegung!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

*clicks*

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

It's a terrible thing

When the best posts are done on the quiet time!

So a double woo for:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

very muchly :)

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)

Not at all

Nice lurkage though. Normally lurkage ends with being shite. So it's nice to see something different.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

Hehe

Give it time.

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Moustache!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)

haha

why the ginger tash?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

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